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00:00:00What's up Wolfpack Fam it's your boy Kid back at it again I feel happy sad a
00:00:16little bit of you know a little bit of both because we're gonna be watching the
00:00:19last episode ladies and gentlemen I just want to thank you to those who have been
00:00:23accompanying me on my journey I really appreciate that thanks for making you
00:00:27know watching this series a blast thanks to all those who recommend shows you know
00:00:31as many people who have recommend me to watch IT crowd over the years and I'm
00:00:36glad that we finally had a chance to do so you know thanks for rocking me thanks
00:00:40for kicking it with me you know don't forget to Like comment subscribe it is
00:00:44absolutely free to do shout out to the patch as well thanks for your extra
00:00:47support goes a long way that is a way of helping out the channel and another way
00:00:50of helping out the channel is just by watching liking commenting sharing you
00:00:53know the drill thank you guys and let's get this journey started but ladies and
00:00:57gentlemen remember I'll probably gonna say it again in a second but snacks is
00:01:00not included damn it you got to bring your own let's get it
00:01:04snacks not included let's freaking go
00:01:23Oh
00:01:41who owns the Infinity Gauntlet what was Thor's father's name Oh just a few more
00:01:51no no sorry that's all right you've done more than enough okay all right baby see
00:01:56you later bye bye Wow right that's an impressive knowledge of the Marvel
00:02:01Universe I know well you've done it you finally found a woman I can do business
00:02:06with don't say things like that I'm sorry I'm just so excited for us
00:02:15three-some
00:02:27stop by stop by this one's mine I'm gonna do everything for you really nice
00:02:44she's fucking crazy oh my god
00:02:53he's not free
00:02:56Oh
00:03:04mumbling over
00:03:07Oh
00:03:09yeah
00:03:24he's on the house
00:03:27Oh
00:03:32you inspire me have a great day
00:03:37thank you child
00:03:46mass have you seen this video of the baby speaking French it went viral at
00:03:501030 Roy of course I've seen it yeah I must have been in the toilet
00:03:55Oh Jim exciting news I've just uploaded the second episode of my board game for
00:04:00a view show care to have a look
00:04:06that was fast seems like only yesterday we had to sit through the last one it's
00:04:12three months ago Jen really it feels like feels like it just happened Roy did
00:04:18you hear that boss has done his board game review show again I'm not watching
00:04:22that I'm not watching that again Jesus Christ we don't have to watch it do we
00:04:27we only sat through the first one the other day it was three months ago my
00:04:33god it feels like it just ended it was so boring it was like being insane it
00:04:42was so insanely boring Roy's not a fan but you said you liked it where'd you
00:04:50get your coffee new place any good really good you specifically said and I
00:04:57quote you must show me the next one loss did I did I really my god rookie
00:05:03mistake if you'll excuse me that'll be my lady love from the seventh floor
00:05:06that's going well oh yeah it's cock a hoop over this Sheila okay so that'll be
00:05:13over soon then hey I'll have you know that Alice is nuts about me she thinks
00:05:18that I'm emotionally artistic what does that mean well she said that emotionally
00:05:26I was on the artistic spectrum I think it means that I'm I'm creative about my
00:05:33feelings you know and I'm more in tune with her wants and needs than most men
00:05:37oh she's wrong out all right if I said I'd watch it then I suppose that's what
00:05:43I'm going to have to do that's the spirit Jen now keep an open mind I know
00:05:49the first show is a bit bare-bones I think you'll really enjoy my new
00:05:53episode or webisode if you prefer I don't prefer that no one does come on
00:05:58come on sooner it starts sooner it's over game board
00:06:05Oh
00:06:09game game
00:06:17game
00:06:20Na'vi game
00:06:32Na'vi and welcome to game sport today on the show we have all so guys whose mom
00:06:43was coming up on the show I've I've been playing ports of essence a strategic
00:06:51trading game where each player takes the role of a 16th century and for the
00:07:01change of pace I've been looking at the expansion to
00:07:05textile merchant textile merchant Norfolk edition two games by Rainer
00:07:12Konick ski hold on to your hat it's going to be a bumpy let's talk about
00:07:18components shouldn't we do rules before components make any sense if we do it
00:07:25before the rules forget to cut this conversation right well don't let the
00:07:30actual program even hearing it is bad I need to stop hearing it I can't do it
00:07:41it's unbearable where are you going I'm jealous of your coffee you literally
00:07:45can't watch it I literally can't watch it so what can we do to make it better
00:07:52well I don't want to say anything that might hurt your feelings it's all right
00:07:57I can take it Jen I'm a big boy as I say it's so slow okay good it's so it
00:08:04is a bit slow we can we can work on that and I guess the other thing is that it's
00:08:08terrible it's slow and terrible if a friend asked me to describe it I say
00:08:15it's a slow terrible thing on the internet I could only watch for a minute
00:08:20so helpful god slow terrible could only watch it for a minute well a lot to get
00:08:29our teeth stuck in the head all this more none of you are any good in front
00:08:35of a camera none of us yeah you've got really annoying voices the voices are a
00:08:39pain and I guess that's because we haven't got any confidence no confidence
00:08:43I mean if there's one thing you need it's confidence absolutely well Jen I
00:08:49can only thank you once again and another thing I'm not listening anymore
00:08:53she's keep going and going
00:08:59Douglas you're incorrigible I'm incorrigible you're Raymond Peterfellow
00:09:04owner of the finest lap dancing establishments in Suhu if anyone's
00:09:09incorrigible it's you you perfume porno vampire perfume porno vampire I like
00:09:17that so you're thinking of having 500 of these traveling across London that's
00:09:21what I said sexy and classy and that's difficult to pull off this will get
00:09:27people talking all right consider me one happy shareholder right Oh big party
00:09:33coming up on Thursday night if you're up for it I'm supposed to be doing secret
00:09:37millionaire it I'll cancel I'll tell my assistant
00:09:41hi Joan Jen I'm not your assistant mr. Venom I want you to cancel secret
00:09:47millionaire phone wouldn't know who to call just say anything work your usual
00:09:51magic oh I'm sorry I thought this was the toilet didn't this used to be
00:09:57toilets yes I moved my office here to be closer to the latest toilets
00:10:04take that sign down what's wrong with you Ross
00:10:10small mocha please okay or medium yeah you know what I've changed my mind I
00:10:21think I love a medium so you don't want a small one
00:10:27smells good just as good so I'll just yes that is what I will I'll have a
00:10:32small mocha my little man my good man
00:11:02oh shit thank you for the virgin gin and tonic I suppose you could just call
00:11:23it tonic so Ross how goes it in the world of computers or PC world if you
00:11:30will very happy thank you mr. Renham very happy indeed forget this we malarkey
00:11:37I'm talking to you Ross are you happy very happy thank you mr. Renham look I'm
00:11:42not your boss we're just a couple of guys a couple of guys shooting the shit
00:11:46now tell me the truth shit well I suppose sometimes I do feel I
00:11:51lack a little confidence I know it's silly no I've just realized what a funny
00:11:58voice you have I'm gonna tell you something Wow confidence is a confidence
00:12:05trick look at me what do you see a man who inherited his father's successful
00:12:12business pretty successful a lot more successful than it is now that's for
00:12:17sure all right all right say the right thing say the thing I want you to say
00:12:22say a confident man just say a confident man a confident man I wasn't always this
00:12:27way there was a time when I was just like you but then I discovered the
00:12:30secret and Ross I'm gonna tell you what that secret is but you must keep it to
00:12:35yourself I will take my ears to the grave
00:12:41father or son women's slacks
00:12:50I'm sorry women's slacks women's slacks yes I'm wearing women's slacks what
00:13:04wearing women's snacks yes that's nothing like what I thought you were
00:13:14going to say it is not I thought you were going to give me a book
00:13:19recommendation or something book recommendation I can't read I don't know
00:13:26what it is but women's slacks give me the confidence I need to survive in a
00:13:30tough business world a lighter area and less constricted the men's trousers and
00:13:35I'm pretty sure it doesn't make me a transvestite
00:13:40look at that shit look at it it's a it looks like he milked a cow over it it's
00:13:50ruined he ruined my coffee don't just chuck it like that that fella shouldn't
00:13:55be allowed to be a barista why not because he's too small Jen he's clearly
00:14:00too small to be a barista what you're being a bit of a small person racist
00:14:08boy a small person racist that's not a thing you can't have tiny baristas Jen
00:14:14for God's sake the man works with steam I'm gonna have a word with him oh boy
00:14:21have a word with him that's right about his height I think he'd appreciate the
00:14:27feedback about his height that's not what people do Roy well I'm not people
00:14:34Jen and I think that's a good thing I'm not afraid to cut through the bullshit I
00:14:38bet this is exactly what Alice was talking about autistic she said autistic
00:14:44that's what happened artistic spectrum what did she said during an argument by
00:14:57any chance she did say during it she did say you know what was weird was we were
00:15:03having quite a big argument and then suddenly out of nowhere she paid me that
00:15:07lovely compliment hey baby oh oh good good yes sure yeah I'd love to yes okay
00:15:23well I'll see you there what why no I hello Alice it was weird okay so what
00:15:38the hell is that so she tells me that her grandfather died she wants me to go
00:15:42to the funeral I say that I'd be delighted and then she hangs up on me
00:15:46grandfather's funeral yeah that that's what you were just talking about just
00:15:51there that's right you sounded like you're being invited to Glastonbury I
00:16:02wasn't concentrating artistic you're emotionally colorblind I was about to
00:16:10confront that little man I was going to give him shit about you realize now how
00:16:15inappropriate that would have been yeah oh my god poor guy right wait a second
00:16:27is he gonna get something no fucking way
00:16:32oh boy I'm here on purpose I'm interested in women's slacks I'd like
00:16:54sorry hot here like to buy a pair of women's sacks for me not for a woman yes
00:17:07well that shouldn't be a problem I'm not trying to look like a woman I'm not a
00:17:16confident man let's see what we can do for you I don't know about this oh just
00:17:28ask him Jane we have a thing I don't want another splishy-splashy coffee from
00:17:34the teeny tiny coffee man no no don't give her money you're not supposed to do
00:17:40I'm actually a person Roy with human feelings
00:18:10what do you think I think great you just sold a brother some slacks she's good at
00:18:31her job need to say that a woman but I have no confidence
00:19:01thank you come on come on look you for you come on I'm with her it must be my
00:19:30birthday that I get to see you twice so quick and could I ask you a huge favor
00:19:37and ask you to make Roy's coffee for him please too I've been going on and on
00:19:41and I like what I heard anything for you my sweet okay he's so excited
00:19:56she got weird man
00:20:26all right it's not all right it looks like me with a beard I didn't mean to I
00:20:44don't hate you none of this is on purpose what can I do let me give you
00:20:51some money here's ten pounds I'm not with her did you write this comment what
00:21:01no you've got a problem with smaller people I don't have a problem with small
00:21:05people okay I don't I just don't want you making my coffee because you're bad
00:21:12you're too small it's too small to make good coffee you know what up yours
00:21:25is being called a viral video of the year a woman throws a coffee on to a
00:21:30tramp and then a man has an argument with a small barista the barista goes to
00:21:37across the road and is hit by a van with breasts the woman has been dubbed
00:21:44by various online commentators as coffee tramp toss bitch has not been
00:21:48identified while the man known as small person racist is also small people are
00:21:56not a race this isn't Game of Thrones
00:22:01they're actually calling me a bitch on the news how did you find out it was us
00:22:08it's all here in the weekly surveillance report what's going on Joan I expect
00:22:14better from my assistant I'm not your assistant my name isn't Joan what's
00:22:18your beef with the homeless I don't have any homeless beef ah so it's women you
00:22:23hate well that I can understand you record our emails and tape our phone
00:22:29calls all right dry your eyes Bono nothing to hide you've nothing to fear
00:22:35it wasn't my fault mr. Rennam I would never throw coffee over a homeless woman
00:22:39I would never abuse a small person certainly not enough to make a van with
00:22:44tits hit him although I suppose I sort of did it's frustrating that we did both
00:22:53of our things all right spare me I was young once but if this gets out this
00:22:59could deeply damage when I'm industry's ability to make that product that we
00:23:03make what do you want us to do mr. Rennam don't do anything stay out of
00:23:08trouble and remember there are places lower than the basement
00:23:22stop worrying Jen nobody can make us out in that video it's just like early
00:23:26footage of happy slapping just relax I can't relax it's all right for you I
00:23:30have plans I want to get up there I will not be a social piranha I want no I
00:23:37sure look at this what is it it's the new look game board 200,000 views I know
00:23:43it's a bit different Oh game board shut the fridge it's game board and game
00:23:52board fire say what
00:24:03you'll seem different somehow yes we're all wearing women's trousers Wow hey
00:24:12what's going on game board his Newton Sinclair this guy's Roger Bush and I
00:24:20guess I'm still Morris Moss I couldn't wear them all the time Jen I'd have a
00:24:27heart attack no they're safely locked away in my
00:24:31fortress of solitude it's funny when I wear them I'm a dynamo a young Leonard
00:24:37Kravitz people hanging off my every word and then as soon as I take them off I'm
00:24:42just back to being the same up she's gone hasn't she she's yeah Oh
00:24:48Blake here the funeral to go to this funeral for Alice's grandfather I'm not
00:24:56looking forward to it funerals are a pain in the crack
00:25:00even in the best of circumstances there no picnic but now I've got Alice on my
00:25:04ass like the emotion police so I'm gonna have to look convincingly sad for the
00:25:11majority of the day expect me to cry is she what if she does I can't cry on cue
00:25:21what do I do then do what I do when I need to cry use a mild pepper spray
00:25:25solution now that makes sense see that makes more sense than having to feel
00:25:32something you have any of that stuff here why do you think we have a mini
00:25:35fridge good evening shit you've got quite a lot of it I have made quite a
00:25:43lot of it and what's in here just Tabasco wasabi and a bit of tear gas
00:25:51those sound like bad things to put in your eyes it's extremely mild it's
00:25:55mainly water okay I'll take it as a last resort as a last resort in case I find
00:26:01myself out of my emotional death baby all right thanks boss bye-bye oh don't
00:26:10forget to add the water oh shit
00:26:17Oh
00:26:22he's smiling poor Pip-Pop
00:26:30we always called him Pip-Pop because he was so short
00:26:35family on that side are really short
00:26:49Alice
00:26:52Oh boy
00:27:04it just really hurts
00:27:23Oh Christ why is this
00:27:28so will we ever find out just who this person was unfortunately with current
00:27:33technology we can't depixelate the picture so it's very unlikely we'll ever
00:27:37find out the identity of this dreadful ginger cow oh you still crying I don't
00:27:48seem to be able to stop one of the pallbearers wasn't able to make it oh I
00:27:54know this is this is a bit weird do you mind stepping in I'm happy to I mean I'm
00:28:01sadly happy to hi thanks so much for helping us out
00:28:10oh there's another one hi are these the other pallbearers oh god so you you guys
00:28:18and me we're gonna carry the coffin together yes we're gonna put the casket
00:28:24on our collective shoulders oh my walking straight line with us no it
00:28:29didn't go well I mean thanks for asking but no it wasn't a success it wasn't a
00:28:35successful funeral for me didn't have the required gravitas gravitas no no
00:28:42very dignified it wasn't dignified at all Jen if I had to pick a word to
00:28:49describe Pit Pops final journey to the grave it would be funny yeah it was so
00:28:56funny Jen and of course I tried not to laugh and I tried to put other things in
00:29:00my head but every step that we took was a fresh reminder of just how funny the
00:29:06whole thing was you didn't laugh did you I laughed my whole off I suppose but I
00:29:16mean I'm hanging on by a thread Jen I think I'll just get through it as long
00:29:20as nothing else bad happens there's the phone now
00:29:31the new footage has led to the pair being identified Jen Barber and Roy
00:29:36Treneman both employees at Renam Industries what the hell were you
00:29:41thinking I told you to keep a low profile and you do it again no no no it's
00:29:49new footage Mr. Bum your excuses Renam industry has a reputation to uphold we're
00:29:56not News International for Christ's sake I'm gonna have to do secret pissing
00:30:01millionaire now just to undo your damage and I'm missing out on a massive tip
00:30:05party and you're no longer my assistant
00:30:11and I'll tell you something else when I return from the estate it's he's really
00:30:24mad he is furious oh hey baby oh yeah of course yeah no
00:30:36absolutely all right okay bye-bye she left you she did
00:30:47as the identities of coffee toss tramp bitch and small person racist are
00:30:52finally revealed we at Channel 4 News ask what the hell is wrong with people
00:31:06I've got a lot of new followers on Twitter oh they wish we were dead wait
00:31:14what chitter we can use chitter to explain ourselves yeah chitter is the
00:31:24perfect place to explain a complex situation I didn't mean to throw coffee
00:31:28on that woman I didn't know she was there I went back to try and find too
00:31:35many characters got it hate the homeless and I suppose I hate women do
00:31:46send whoa you didn't just send that to you that didn't sound so good people get
00:31:53the sense of it that's the thing about chitter Roy it's best if you're
00:31:56conversational and off-the-cuff here it is oh you didn't put a question mark
00:32:02after the first sentence you don't need to use proper grammar on chitter Roy
00:32:05well you've chitted here Jane is hit the homeless and I suppose I hate women too
00:32:13I'm glad all that's over. She's fucked. She's fucked.
00:32:22Oh my god.
00:32:41Oh my god. Is this a new game?
00:32:51Who can stop her?
00:33:22You're too small. You're just too small.
00:33:30Which then leads to him being hit by a van with tits.
00:33:36We do not forget. We do not forgive.
00:33:39We are anonymous.
00:33:44And now anonymous are after us.
00:33:47Well that's just ideal.
00:33:49Oh bunch of nerds sitting at their computer. What can they do?
00:33:53We pissed off the internet Jen. The internet is coming to get us.
00:33:58Well let's get it before it gets us.
00:34:05I don't want anonymous after me. I'm in anonymous. I think.
00:34:13Let's hide it.
00:34:18Why?
00:34:19The internet.
00:34:22Oh. Because we told you that that was the internet.
00:34:29Yes.
00:34:31And we never told you that it wasn't the internet.
00:34:35No.
00:34:36Well. The thing is Jen. That's not the internet.
00:34:43What's Jen doing with the internet?
00:34:46No. We're not doing that.
00:34:51Crickets.
00:34:54Alright Moe. Don't be scared yeah? We're all friends here.
00:34:58Tell Dougie your story.
00:35:00Um okay. But who is he again?
00:35:03Well I'm just your average social worker.
00:35:06Yes. Just in the area having a look around. Please just pretend I'm not here.
00:35:11Do you have anyone come round and help you and stuff?
00:35:13Grandad sometimes. But he's hardly around.
00:35:17What about your dad?
00:35:18He's never around. I haven't seen him since.
00:35:20Sorry my friend. I'm going to have to stop you there. I must take this.
00:35:23Random.
00:35:24What?
00:35:25Well increase the bid.
00:35:27I don't care what I said this evening was. I want that artwork by Madonna.
00:35:33No. 22 million is the minimum.
00:35:35Well I'm happy to go to 50. In fact make 50 the new minimum. Yes. Yes.
00:35:41Look I can't talk right now. I'm doing Secret Millionaire.
00:35:49That's very sad.
00:35:50Do you want to shut up? We're filming Secret Millionaire. Check your privilege.
00:35:57How am I finding it so far? Well to be honest with you it's not as god awful as I thought it would be.
00:36:02The people have been terribly nice. They're actually quite clean.
00:36:05And um I have been invited to a party this evening.
00:36:08The last party I think I ever went to was when Elton John's dog had a baby.
00:36:17No I tell a lie. The last party I went to was when Conrad Black got arrested.
00:36:22Conrad Black. Who's that?
00:36:24Oh no. Just an old friend. Let's get in there.
00:36:27Yeah sure.
00:36:29Oh shit.
00:36:35So I thought with Gameboard's increased viewership perhaps it would be a good place to put my side of the story
00:36:41and show the world I'm not the monster I'm currently supposed to be.
00:36:45Boo. Boo. Jesus.
00:36:48And that is a horrible t-shirt.
00:36:53So the question everyone's asking. Jen Barber. Do you hate women?
00:36:58Thank you Jen Barber.
00:37:01Coming up. What was it like to be a 14th century grain merchant?
00:37:04Wait Moss. I don't know if that was clear.
00:37:06Sorry Jen. It's these trousers. They keep making me want to move on to the next item.
00:37:09It's better broadcasting and the slacks know it.
00:37:13Stop saying coming up.
00:37:14Next.
00:37:15I don't know if I made my point.
00:37:22This lad.
00:37:23Do you work here or not?
00:37:25I don't get paid but I like to come in.
00:37:28Oh so that goth to boss thing didn't work out.
00:37:32Does it look like it worked out?
00:37:34Anyway. How have you guys been?
00:37:37Everyone thinks I'm a misogynist.
00:37:39Roy lost his girlfriend because he's emotionally colour blind
00:37:42and Moss is wearing trousers that make him good at telly.
00:37:46Any gossip?
00:37:48So what's going on with you?
00:37:49Oh you know. Keeping busy. Voice over work mainly.
00:37:54Really? How did that happen?
00:37:55Someone just noticed I had a beautiful voice.
00:38:03Oh Richmond. Things aren't going well at all.
00:38:06Just get in there. It's just not the same when you guys aren't together.
00:38:10Anyway if you want me you know where I am.
00:38:15I don't know Richmond.
00:38:17Don't look.
00:38:20Crazy.
00:38:21Where did he go?
00:38:22Where did who go?
00:38:26Does it ever seem to you that the things that happen to us are sort of strange?
00:38:35How so Roy?
00:38:37Well remember when I had to pretend to be disabled and I ended up in Manchester.
00:38:44That wasn't a normal thing to happen was it?
00:38:47Or when you ended up spending the night in that arcade machine.
00:38:52That was odd.
00:38:53I suppose those were unusual events.
00:38:56And this is strange. What's happening to us right now is strange isn't it?
00:39:01Well at least it'll all be over soon.
00:39:03Douglas is bound to fire us when he gets back.
00:39:07Come on guys. This isn't us. Are we just going to sit here and take it?
00:39:10What do we normally do when we get into a scrape?
00:39:13We normally make things worse and worse and then it ends.
00:39:15No we don't. We stick together.
00:39:17That doesn't sound like us.
00:39:18I don't know where you're getting that from.
00:39:19Come on. Who are we?
00:39:20Who are we? I want to hear you say it.
00:39:22We're the IT department.
00:39:25God damn right we are.
00:39:27Are you wearing women's slacks?
00:39:29Yes I am.
00:39:30This is exactly what I'm talking about.
00:39:36Let's get into a car and cruise around.
00:39:38How do we get into a car?
00:39:40Smash a window.
00:39:41Great idea.
00:39:43Yes.
00:39:44That's the one.
00:39:45I'm such an idiot.
00:39:47I've got a robot hand.
00:39:51Damn.
00:39:53Hang on a second. This is my car.
00:39:58He probably gets his own shit.
00:40:15Oh shit.
00:40:16Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:40:17It's alright. It won't be cool.
00:40:18I'll handle this.
00:40:19Take that.
00:40:26Oh boy.
00:40:31Thank you.
00:40:35It's alright, officer.
00:40:36I'm doing my job.
00:40:38I'm doing my job.
00:40:40I'm doing my job.
00:40:41I'm doing my job.
00:40:42I'm doing my job.
00:40:43I'm doing my job.
00:40:44Thank you, officer.
00:40:45I'm doing secret millionaire.
00:40:49Okay, come on, come on, come on, people.
00:40:51Come on, come on.
00:40:52What's going on?
00:40:53Come on, come on.
00:40:54Come on, people.
00:40:55I need to be wearing the trousers.
00:40:56You won't take them off.
00:40:57Okay, okay.
00:40:58Come on, come on, come on.
00:40:59What's going on?
00:41:00We don't know what's happening.
00:41:01Okay, okay.
00:41:02Come on.
00:41:03To every problem there's a solution.
00:41:04What's our problem here?
00:41:05What's our problem?
00:41:06Everyone thinks I'm a cow who hates women.
00:41:08You're a cow.
00:41:10That's right.
00:41:11A terrible cow.
00:41:12Women.
00:41:13Okay.
00:41:14Roy, hurt me.
00:41:16The woman I love thinks that I hate small people.
00:41:18Small people.
00:41:19Thank you, Roy.
00:41:20Small.
00:41:21I'm probably going to die alone in front of computer pornography.
00:41:23I'll just draw a sad face.
00:41:24Sure.
00:41:30Okay, so what do women and small people both like?
00:41:36What do they both like?
00:41:38What do they both like?
00:41:39Chairs.
00:41:40Films.
00:41:41I really don't know.
00:41:43I'll tell you.
00:41:44It's just they seem like very different groups.
00:41:46They're very different groups.
00:41:47Not being attacked.
00:41:50Fair enough.
00:41:53They both love not being attacked.
00:41:57Well, I can't speak for small people, obviously,
00:42:00but as a woman, I certainly like not being attacked.
00:42:04Where are you going with this, Marcie?
00:42:05I'll tell you exactly where I'm going with this, Roy.
00:42:07I'm saying that we use this brief window,
00:42:09while Douglas is away,
00:42:10to produce a pepper spray solution for small women
00:42:14using that stuff I gave Roy earlier.
00:42:16That sounds really weird.
00:42:18Jen Barber, not to hate her of women,
00:42:20but they're defender.
00:42:21They're champion.
00:42:22I love it now.
00:42:24And I can do a massive presentation.
00:42:27A self-defence pepper spray for small women
00:42:30suits my purposes also.
00:42:32It'll show Alice that I care,
00:42:34and as a woman with small relatives,
00:42:37she's sure to come to Jen's presentation.
00:42:40You know, when I first stocked that mini fridge
00:42:43with pepper spray solution,
00:42:44I thought I'd made too much.
00:42:47But only now do I realise
00:42:49that I'd made exactly the right amount
00:42:51for our current purposes.
00:42:54It almost seems like it's too good an idea.
00:42:58You see what we can do when we work together?
00:43:00With my business acumen.
00:43:02My scientific know-how.
00:43:04And I'm also here.
00:43:07We can do anything.
00:43:09Yeah!
00:43:11Let's go.
00:43:12I need a trouser break.
00:43:22You coming, Roy?
00:43:24I can't seem to get the wording of this speech to Alice right.
00:43:27You're doing a speech?
00:43:28Yeah, I need to show her that I'm not emotionally colourblind.
00:43:31I'm actually a very sensitive human man.
00:43:34She needs to know that.
00:43:35Ooh, what's a more romantic word for knockers?
00:43:40A more romantic word?
00:43:42Come on, guys, let's protect women.
00:43:44I'll meet you up there.
00:43:45Good luck.
00:43:46Thanks.
00:43:49Arthur Kitts.
00:43:52Right, is everything ready?
00:43:54Yeah, well, I've got the posters up
00:43:56and I've put gift bags with pepper spray beside each chair.
00:43:59You know, I think it was a masterstroke
00:44:01to put the spray in these elegant bottles.
00:44:03You look stylish while you defend yourself.
00:44:05Something's bothering me, though.
00:44:07Are we missing something that's very obviously wrong with this idea?
00:44:11I really don't think so.
00:44:13Oh, look, here comes everyone.
00:44:16Perfect.
00:44:19Hello, and welcome to this very special presentation for women
00:44:24by a woman, me, a woman who loves women.
00:44:27By your seats you'll find a gift bag
00:44:29and in that gift bag you'll find our very exciting new product.
00:44:33No, don't do that.
00:44:40Yes! Yes!
00:44:42I have some things I have to say to you.
00:44:44I need to go.
00:44:45No, you are going nowhere.
00:44:47Now, I know in the past
00:44:50that you have accused me of being emotionally colourblind.
00:44:53Ah!
00:44:54Shut up and listen.
00:44:56But now I've changed. My sight is perfect.
00:45:00Now I know what's wrong with the idea.
00:45:02And with your sweet lips and, of course, your lovely bangers,
00:45:06I know you're the one for me.
00:45:09I'm in terrible pain.
00:45:11Oh, me too, Alice, me too.
00:45:13But that ends now. It ends now.
00:45:19It worked.
00:45:23Well, that could not have gone better.
00:45:26No, no, Roy, that didn't go well at all.
00:45:29All right, because we're going to lose our jobs.
00:45:33Ah!
00:45:35Oh, gee!
00:45:37Mr Rennam.
00:45:38So that's the thing. I gave the boy the can of lager,
00:45:41so technically I'm guilty of corrupting a miner.
00:45:44This is the reason why I bought the tramp uniform.
00:45:47And I've had to make myself scarce.
00:45:49So, er, you need somewhere to hide out.
00:45:51Yeah, somewhere off-piste.
00:45:53Somewhere where no-one will find you.
00:45:55Bottom of the world.
00:45:56You can use our office, if you like.
00:45:58Whoa.
00:45:59Well, I'll need someone to take care of business upstairs.
00:46:01We're not doing anything.
00:46:03Well, this is perfect.
00:46:05My wonderful assistant, Joan, and her two friends, Ross.
00:46:10I'm going to go piss around on the internet,
00:46:12but, actually, I'll need some food.
00:46:14I've already eaten one of the toys in here.
00:46:18Whoa.
00:46:19Did he just say what I think he said?
00:46:21I wasn't really listening.
00:46:24Is this...?
00:46:26Is what's happening good now?
00:46:29Is this good?
00:46:30Yes, it's a very good outcome.
00:46:32Oh, my God, I think we've come out on top.
00:46:34I can't believe it. We've come out on top.
00:46:37Jen Barber.
00:46:39Oh, I forgot about you.
00:46:40Oh, God, that's impressive. They're actually watching us.
00:46:43Hey, miss, am I in anonymous?
00:46:47Silence, small person racist.
00:46:49Greetings, Jen Barber.
00:46:51This is your sentence.
00:46:53You have been found guilty of the most appalling lack
00:46:56of basic human kindness and decency.
00:46:58KNOCK AT DOOR
00:47:00Come in.
00:47:01It's just you.
00:47:03Peter, what are you doing?
00:47:05Shut up.
00:47:07I'm doing something.
00:47:09Go away, Peter. Your mother and I are very worried about you.
00:47:12Get out of my room. Get out.
00:47:14I'm sorry, it's a beautiful day.
00:47:15I'm just going to get off this computer.
00:47:17No, I'm not.
00:47:18Who is this?
00:47:19He's your friend.
00:47:20Maybe he can't care anymore.
00:47:22He's coming out soon.
00:47:23Shall I stay here for as long as I want to?
00:47:25He said that you had to come out.
00:47:27He said I could use the computer for two hours every night
00:47:30as long as I hate making it and do my homework.
00:47:32I hate making it and do my homework.
00:47:35And what are you doing taking this away from me?
00:47:37I have earned my life.
00:47:38I know my rights.
00:47:44This internet's not working. I can't connect.
00:47:47Just try turning it off and on again.
00:47:49Thanks, Ross.
00:47:51Try turning it on and off again.
00:48:03Whoa.
00:48:05Damn.
00:48:07Kind of sad, guys, man, that this shit is over, man.
00:48:12Venom Industries is changing.
00:48:14New opportunities.
00:48:15New faces.
00:48:16A new direction.
00:48:19A better workplace environment.
00:48:22Citing new products.
00:48:26An inclusive hiring policy.
00:48:28I am sounding happy.
00:48:29Can you be, you know, just a little bit more...
00:48:31No, this is me being happy.
00:48:33Just be a bit more... I don't know.
00:48:35I'm being upbeat.
00:48:36No, I just want you to speak...
00:48:38Ah, forget it. Let's just stop.
00:48:41Oh, shit.
00:48:44Oh, man.
00:48:46Oh, uh...
00:48:49Ladies and gentlemen, this was a blast to watch.
00:48:51We gotta talk about it.
00:48:52It's bittersweet.
00:48:53I'm very sad that we're, you know, this show is done,
00:48:56but hold on a second.
00:48:57Ah, man.
00:48:58It's a tough one.
00:48:59It's always a tough one when it's the last, man.
00:49:02Ladies and gentlemen,
00:49:03thank you for accompanying me on my glorious journey.
00:49:06I did kind of like that, um,
00:49:08Roy and Moss were kind of reminiscing,
00:49:10uh, essentially for us, you know, viewing it,
00:49:13you know, previous episodes,
00:49:15previous scenarios where, you know,
00:49:17uh, odd things happen to them.
00:49:19And it makes you think about
00:49:21many of the strong episodes that, you know,
00:49:24were of this show.
00:49:25So, number one, very glad to have watched this show.
00:49:28It has been an absolute joy, um, to experience,
00:49:32uh, to kick back, relax with you all
00:49:34and-and just get to know these characters.
00:49:37You know, we freaking love Jen, Moss, Roy, uh,
00:49:40and-and Douglas became a, you know,
00:49:42almost-almost, I would say, uh, instantaneous
00:49:46part of the crew, uh,
00:49:48and part of the show, like, almost immediately.
00:49:50So, Matt Barry's performance on this shit,
00:49:52man, that guy is crazy.
00:49:53Just, I don't-he can sing.
00:49:56He can-he can-he can say anything
00:49:58and that shit is-always sounds funny
00:50:00and is funny to me.
00:50:02Um, so, um, I'm a little bit sad, guys.
00:50:05So, ladies and gentlemen, with all the joy,
00:50:07there comes a little sadness when you know,
00:50:09man, damn, this shit is over.
00:50:11But, ladies and gentlemen, we are gonna be
00:50:13continuing with, uh, you know, Toast of London.
00:50:15We mentioned that before.
00:50:16So, you know, we're gonna start a new adventure.
00:50:18Uh, you know, if you choose to hang out with me,
00:50:20fan-freaking-tastic.
00:50:21But, um, yeah, I gotta say, uh, you know,
00:50:24Jen always picking, like, the wrong guys.
00:50:26Uh, I won't lie, I always thought
00:50:28she would get with Roy.
00:50:29I know that's completely stupid.
00:50:31They have, like, bad ways of-of-of-
00:50:34both of them shitting relationships.
00:50:36So, I just thought that two shits coming together
00:50:38would make something out of it.
00:50:40But, um, Jen's always been that kind of
00:50:43very sexual kind of shit.
00:50:45So, that moment with Juan, uh,
00:50:47was very intimate, crazy foreplay.
00:50:52A lot of stroking, things going on.
00:50:54Uh, uh, you know, some spunk moments,
00:50:58it looks like.
00:50:59Uh, you know, some splashing moments here.
00:51:01Uh, was absolutely freaking crazy.
00:51:04Uh, this was definitely the longest episode,
00:51:06obviously, for finale.
00:51:07You know, they wanna, I guess, send it off.
00:51:09Um, but, yeah, I definitely just-just think
00:51:12with fondness of, you know, all the good episodes
00:51:15and stuff like that.
00:51:16And-and now, I'm gonna be really sad, man.
00:51:19God damn it, I hate when a show freaking ends.
00:51:22But it is definitely a show,
00:51:24without a shadow of a doubt,
00:51:25that 1,000%, however much percent you wanna say,
00:51:28I will watch this show again and again and again
00:51:31because it is that damn good.
00:51:33Uh, very funny, very funny show.
00:51:35Um, a lot of great moments, a lot of good things.
00:51:38And-and this episode especially, man.
00:51:40A lot of crazy shit, guys.
00:51:41This ain't Game of Thrones, man.
00:51:43So, you got freaking Roy, uh, the races
00:51:46against small people.
00:51:48And-and you got, uh, you know,
00:51:50Jen, the misogynist, man.
00:51:51That whole scene there, you know,
00:51:54Roy warned her ass,
00:51:56don't, you know, don't give money,
00:51:58don't do nothing, just, you know, keep it moving.
00:52:00Um, and-and she did not heed his words, man.
00:52:04And she ends up fucking up that lady's coffee.
00:52:07And when she was going crazy with that shit,
00:52:09she was absolutely alive.
00:52:10What the fuck you do that shit for, you know?
00:52:12I'm gonna-I'm gonna freaking kill you, in her words,
00:52:14you know, in so many words.
00:52:16Uh, and then, you know,
00:52:19he could-freaking Roy could not keep his mouth shut.
00:52:22He had to get his two cents in, uh,
00:52:25and he had to write, essentially,
00:52:27a fucking complaint, man.
00:52:28And then the dude came out.
00:52:30Oh, God, he stormed through, he crossed the street.
00:52:33And then he got into that beef, he got into that argument,
00:52:36and he-he was massively beat to that, dude.
00:52:38And he essentially got motorboated, uh,
00:52:41with, uh, you know,
00:52:43freaking Douglas, uh, new, um, partnership shit
00:52:46with that, uh, the Tiddymobile, essentially, man.
00:52:49Uh, you know, Batmobile, eat your heart out,
00:52:51the Tiddymobile is coming through to a city near you.
00:52:54God damn, that shit was a crazy moment there.
00:52:57And then we now know
00:53:00that Douglas is the most confident man,
00:53:03and-and he has a secret to it.
00:53:05You know, why-why, you know, uh,
00:53:08this guy is-just radiates, uh, you know, confidence,
00:53:11and it's woman slacks.
00:53:13I'm not gonna lie, in the beginning,
00:53:15when he kept saying it a couple times,
00:53:16I thought he was saying woman slags.
00:53:18Like, so, that's what I thought I heard.
00:53:20And then, obviously, I realized, yeah, woman slacks
00:53:22when you-you know, you're-you're listening to it.
00:53:24And with the confusion on Moss' face
00:53:27and my own face at that moment,
00:53:29what a crazy moment there.
00:53:31It-it, you know, the way he described why,
00:53:33it empowers him and all that shit.
00:53:35A little bit more freedom.
00:53:37Uh, Moss goes into the store, man.
00:53:39That shit was crazy.
00:53:40Uh, he's sweating bullets.
00:53:42Uh, he's got to put the ear spray.
00:53:44Uh, you know, that's a new thing seen for me.
00:53:46Absolutely hilarious.
00:53:48Um, and then that lady, that-that lady,
00:53:51fantastic job, helped him out.
00:53:53And then you got the new Moss, badass.
00:53:55You went from having that game board,
00:53:57that boring-that boring-ass game.
00:53:59Great to see my boy, Naveed.
00:54:01Um, that commercial,
00:54:04most boring shit as possible, man.
00:54:06And-and listen, I can't fault Jen for, uh,
00:54:08you know, flying out of there,
00:54:10just like Superman, getting the fuck out of there, guys.
00:54:13Uh, you know, because it's some boring-ass shit.
00:54:15But listen, Moss took her, um,
00:54:18criticism well until he couldn't take it.
00:54:20Stop it! Stop it!
00:54:22Moss, fucking love that guy.
00:54:24What a phenomenal character.
00:54:26His emotions a lot of time, his facial expressions,
00:54:29or just seriousness to himself
00:54:31just makes him so funny that sometimes people
00:54:33don't got to say much.
00:54:35You could just, you know,
00:54:37he can just move like that.
00:54:39And-and it's absolutely fantastic, man.
00:54:42It's been great.
00:54:43He is, by far, one of the best characters that we've seen.
00:54:46Um, and again, we've seen a lot of shows,
00:54:48but man, such a great character.
00:54:50Absolute blessing to watch.
00:54:52Um, again, that homeless scene,
00:54:55I got to say, man, for-for the guys
00:54:57that have been in the basement, uh, you know, uh,
00:54:59the crew that's in the basement,
00:55:01coming on on top, man.
00:55:03You know, they're coming on on top, man.
00:55:05They're making changes.
00:55:06The people that were essentially forgotten,
00:55:09you know, previous Denholm, you know,
00:55:11the IT crowd is-is a forgotten, uh, place and shit like that.
00:55:14It's a mysterious place.
00:55:16Uh, this, you know, this kind of like man cave-like shit.
00:55:19One thing we always love about the show,
00:55:21I'm always just looking around in the background,
00:55:23a lot of cool shit.
00:55:24I think I almost saw a Big Daddy, uh, bot there,
00:55:27um, figure there.
00:55:29But one cool thing that we like about Roy,
00:55:31um, his T-shirts,
00:55:33it almost reminds me a little bit of Benny Dorm
00:55:36where Kenneth always had some crazy-ass shirts.
00:55:38I always look forward to seeing, um, his shirts.
00:55:41He's always got some crazy-ass, cool-ass shirts,
00:55:44and I'm one dude that has a lot of graphic tees
00:55:47just like him, even though I'm not having one on today.
00:55:50But, um, yeah, just seeing his shirts.
00:55:52I know it sounds stupid, but, uh, yeah, I mean,
00:55:54it's just-just really cool to see-see the-the place change.
00:55:58And then my man's, uh, vamp-vamp life guy
00:56:01coming in out of there, you know, from goth to boss.
00:56:03Uh, you know, does it look like it?
00:56:05Does it look like I'm doing well, man?
00:56:07Uh, him coming in, floating away,
00:56:09memory times up in the sky and shit.
00:56:11Man, that guy was one crazy character.
00:56:13So a lot of times, episodes,
00:56:16sometimes they're crazy, bizarre, absurd,
00:56:19obviously effing hilarious.
00:56:20My man freaking Roy pretending to be disabled.
00:56:23I still remember him in the bathroom and stuff.
00:56:25So there's a lot of memorable moments.
00:56:27Um, you got freaking, uh, Moss with the, you know,
00:56:31the popcorn moments and stuff like that.
00:56:33And-and, um, I got to say,
00:56:36I've seen that gif floating around on the Internet
00:56:39before I've seen this show.
00:56:41Uh, uh, and now I-at least I can use it
00:56:44and know, you know, uh, the gif.
00:56:46Uh, so, like, a lot of cruel, memorable moments.
00:56:49You know, try turning it on and off again.
00:56:51Uh, you know, um, you know, great lines,
00:56:53memorable moments.
00:56:54Again, I just, oh, man, I-I can't say it enough times
00:56:57how great of a show it is on-on a collective.
00:57:00A lot of strong episodes.
00:57:02Not really too many weak episodes to me.
00:57:04Um, all just a blast to watch.
00:57:06And, again, for a guy coming in, you know,
00:57:10early on, Douglas Matt Berry, uh,
00:57:12instantly making an impact.
00:57:13And-and I think, for me personally,
00:57:15just in-in-increasing, uh, um, the show.
00:57:19Like, you know, just making the show even better.
00:57:21So, I mean, a lot of times,
00:57:22sometimes you might have a new addition,
00:57:24a change of scenery,
00:57:25and it's not always the best, uh, uh, scenario.
00:57:27But in his case, Matt, I think he just killed it.
00:57:30And we had people, I remember in the community,
00:57:32uh, a lot of people weren't fans of Matt Berry.
00:57:37And they ended up liking, uh, giving it another chance
00:57:41and stuff like that.
00:57:42So that's one of the cool things.
00:57:43You can always, you know,
00:57:44you can have an initial opinion.
00:57:46You-you might not favor something,
00:57:48and then you give it another go
00:57:49if you decide to do so, you know.
00:57:51Uh, and we had plenty of people
00:57:53who weren't really on board with Matt Berry
00:57:55and ended up realizing,
00:57:57damn, this-this dude's legit.
00:57:59This guy is funny and shit like that.
00:58:01So one thing about an opinion, it's okay.
00:58:03You can always change your opinion.
00:58:05Uh, you can like something, and then you-
00:58:07or you can end up not liking it,
00:58:09or you can not like something and end up liking it.
00:58:11So that's the beauty about, you know,
00:58:13watching things again
00:58:14if you decide to give it a chance and shit.
00:58:16We've had many shows that we watched
00:58:17where people did-didn't like shows.
00:58:19Um, uh, for example, people-
00:58:22some people hated Mrs. Brown.
00:58:24They watched it, end up liking it.
00:58:26Uh, and-and, you know, and-and that's-
00:58:28that's the cool thing.
00:58:29You can always change your mind.
00:58:30You can always say the same,
00:58:31but, um, you can always give it another chance,
00:58:33and you-you know, you might end up liking it.
00:58:35So, uh, this is what we do.
00:58:36We watch shows.
00:58:37We see if we like it.
00:58:38And-and-and 100% effin' love this show.
00:58:41It's been a blast.
00:58:42Again, I'm a little bit sad, um,
00:58:44because, you know, this part of the journey is done,
00:58:46but my journey doesn't stop.
00:58:48Uh, it only just-it keeps getting stronger.
00:58:50I keep watching more shows.
00:58:51I keep falling in love with more shows
00:58:52and more characters.
00:58:53Obviously, uh, many of you have watched
00:58:55these shows that we watch on the channel
00:58:57countless times,
00:58:58some of you guys watching for the first time.
00:59:00And, um, you know,
00:59:01I thank you guys for accompanying my journey.
00:59:03I know we talk a lot sometimes,
00:59:04but it really is a special journey, uh,
00:59:07and I'm-I'm-I'm not gonna forget this show.
00:59:09This show is really good.
00:59:10And, yeah, I just wanna thank you guys again.
00:59:12Don't forget to like, comment, subscribe.
00:59:14Enough of my yappin'.
00:59:15Um, I really do appreciate you all, guys.
00:59:17Uh, shout-out to the Patches as well.
00:59:18Links are always in the description section.
00:59:20If you're curious for all that,
00:59:21just another way of helping out the channel.
00:59:22But another way of helping out the channel
00:59:24is simply by just liking, commenting, uh, subscribing,
00:59:26sharing it out, uh, you know,
00:59:28telling your friends, telling your mates, uh,
00:59:30uh, tell your lady, uh, tell your fellow, whatever.
00:59:33Uh, you know, go check this doofus out, you know,
00:59:35uh, on his journey.
00:59:36So, we appreciate you all,
00:59:37and just enjoy the rest of your day.
00:59:39Enjoy your weekend.
00:59:40Thanks for kickin' it.
00:59:41Um, yeah, I just enjoyed it,
00:59:43and it was crazy because, uh, a long time ago,
00:59:47I said, damn, man,
00:59:48the only thing that hurts this show for me
00:59:49was not having longer episodes.
00:59:51So, I at least kinda partly got one of my wishes,
00:59:53although it's the last one.
00:59:54Um, but if there is anything else we missed,
00:59:57if the, um, you know,
00:59:59let me know in the comments down below.
01:00:00Um, I do have, I-I-I definitely think, um,
01:00:04I had a few people send me some stuff, like, um,
01:00:07with, like, um, moths, like, appearing on some shit.
01:00:10Uh, so I'm gonna probably react to that at some point,
01:00:14um, where he's talking a little bit.
01:00:16Um, but yeah, we'll-we'll be checking out that shit
01:00:18at-at some point in time.
01:00:19But thank you so much for hanging out.
01:00:20Enough of my shit.
01:00:21See you soon.
01:00:22Take care.
01:00:23All the best.
01:00:24Enjoy your weekend.
01:00:25Peace out.
01:00:26🎵