Anita vs. Bob, 1979
Transcript
00:00Get ready to match the stars from Lou Grant, Robert Walden,
00:04Brett Summers, Charles El Cerrado,
00:09Elaine Joyce, Bill Daly,
00:13and Joyce Beaulapond,
00:16as we play the star-studded Big Money Match Game.
00:20And now, here's the star of Match Game,
00:23Gene Rayburn.
00:27Thank you, thank you, thank you for joining us here
00:31on the Match Game.
00:32We're going to have a good time, aren't we?
00:34Of course we are.
00:35Well, let's hope so.
00:36Isn't Juliet Browse a fabulous dancer?
00:38Oh, my God!
00:40I can't...
00:42I'm the new girl on the block.
00:44She is fabulous.
00:45She is fabulous.
00:46She is fabulous.
00:47She is fabulous.
00:48She is fabulous.
00:49She is fabulous.
00:50She is fabulous.
00:51She is fabulous.
00:52She is fabulous.
00:53She is fabulous.
00:54She is fabulous.
00:55I'm the new girl on the block.
00:57Oh, yeah.
00:58Oh, well, I don't have my spritzer,
01:00but hold my microphone.
01:01Flash fire.
01:02Yeah, right.
01:04I can't believe this.
01:05Nothing fancy now.
01:06Do the comedy.
01:08Right now, Gene is grabbing...
01:10No, I'm sorry, that's not it.
01:11Oh, my goodness.
01:13It's so real-looking.
01:14It does look real.
01:18She's wearing that because she doesn't want me to say
01:21Joyce Elaine or Joyce or...
01:24I don't want you to get mixed up.
01:26Okay.
01:27So, we have a redhead.
01:29Bald.
01:30A baldy.
01:32That didn't...
01:33A blonde.
01:34A brownie.
01:35A grayie.
01:36A grayie!
01:38Don't cross me today, Mary.
01:41That's it.
01:42A grayie, I can say.
01:43There's only one gray hair in her head.
01:45That's better.
01:46And a fakey.
01:50This is so insulting!
01:55Okay.
01:56What an insult.
01:57Hello there.
01:58I remember you two.
01:59We've played one game,
02:00and we've started the second one, haven't we?
02:02And where are we here in this game here now?
02:04Oh, yes, you're going to have a question.
02:06A meeting...
02:07Wait a minute.
02:08Yes.
02:09I can't play with this.
02:10All right.
02:11We must have this place neat.
02:12Okay.
02:13You can't play this way.
02:14Pick up all this.
02:15Clean up.
02:16Pick this up now.
02:17Clean this up.
02:18Stop this.
02:20Come on now, Ollie.
02:22Ollie!
02:23I'm not going to play until this place gets cleaned up.
02:25Violence!
02:26Violence!
02:27All right.
02:28I'm not cleaning it up.
02:29I'm a star.
02:30I don't have to pick all this junk up.
02:31Now, this lady was born in Japan 37 years ago.
02:36No.
02:37She's 20 years old.
02:39And what do you do for a living again?
02:41I've forgotten.
02:42I go to school.
02:43I'm a manicurist also.
02:44That's right.
02:45You're in business administration.
02:46Right.
02:47Something like that.
02:48Business marketing.
02:49That's Anita Young.
02:50And this is Bob Flugel,
02:52and he's just graduated from college recently.
02:54He was a late starter.
02:56No, he wasn't a late...
02:57Yeah, he was a late starter
02:58because he had another career in the Navy.
03:00And now here he is trying to make a buck or two with us.
03:03And good luck to both of you.
03:05She has 250, doesn't she?
03:07No, he has 250.
03:08And now in the second game,
03:09we're going to see how he's going to do.
03:11You've got to go on the wagon.
03:12Yes.
03:13I must stop.
03:14Ready, Bob?
03:15Ready.
03:16Here we go.
03:17Growing up in a filthy apartment actually paid off.
03:20I stepped on so many roaches,
03:23I learned how to become a blink.
03:28Now, this is one to stimulate your imaginations.
03:32Oh, look at this filthy, dirty, rotten stain.
03:36I'm not cleaning this up.
03:37I'm a star.
03:38I don't...
03:39You don't have to clean up.
03:40Let's get your wife in and do that.
03:42Yeah, I don't do windows either.
03:44Oh, you really are mean today.
03:47Here we go.
03:48Anita.
03:49No, Bob.
03:50Ben said, growing up in a filthy apartment actually paid off.
03:54I stepped on so many roaches,
03:55I learned how to become a...
03:57Dancer.
03:58Dancer.
03:59Okay.
04:03I learned how to become a dancer.
04:05What do you say to that?
04:06Well, I just went to a city college,
04:07so I said flamenco dancer.
04:09Flamenco dancer.
04:10That's what I meant.
04:11Thank you, Judge.
04:12Yeah.
04:14I don't know.
04:15Okay.
04:16I'm dancing as fast as I can.
04:18A fabulous, incredible tap dancer.
04:21Tap dancer.
04:24Bob, good thing you kept it general.
04:26You see, if you'd said tap dancer,
04:28we couldn't have matched flamenco dancer with you.
04:30But all right, Chuck.
04:31Chuck.
04:32What do you got?
04:33Dancer is what we're looking at.
04:34Dancer.
04:35Look at me, I'm dancing.
04:36Dancer.
04:37What line is that from?
04:38Yes, I can.
04:39What show is that from?
04:40Look at me, I'm dancing.
04:41What show is that from?
04:42The American Psychological Hospital.
04:45You will see a woman who will take camera two on her
04:48who believes she is a carrot.
04:53Oh, me?
04:54Yeah.
04:55And Arthur, this is a match or I'm quitting.
04:57And Arthur...
04:58No, I didn't mean that, Mr. Goodson,
05:00I missed your time.
05:01And Arthur Murray, dance instructor.
05:04Yes, I've heard.
05:06No, Arthur Murray can't be...
05:08He's a dancer, he couldn't be dance instructor.
05:11Now, wait a minute.
05:12How about that?
05:13Can't be a...
05:14Oh, boy, I...
05:15I mean...
05:16Listen, I wouldn't hire you for a judge on my show.
05:19When I do, when I own a game show,
05:21you're not gonna be the judge on my show.
05:24Okay.
05:27Okay.
05:28Elaine Gers.
05:29I stepped on so many roaches,
05:30I learned how to become a...
05:32Exterminator.
05:33Exterminator is a good one.
05:35Thank you.
05:36That's the word I was looking for.
05:37That's my family, that whole front row.
05:39Now, here we have Bill Daly,
05:41a grown man making paper airplanes.
05:45What?
05:46Yes.
05:47What was it? Was it my turn?
05:48Your turn.
05:49I don't even know what game we're playing without the answer.
05:51Soft shoe dancer.
05:52Did I get that right?
05:53Excellent.
05:54Soft shoe dancer, very good.
05:58I said the same thing that Joyce said.
06:00What was that?
06:01Excuse me, Elaine.
06:02Exterminator.
06:03Exterminator.
06:05All right, three to one, we go to round two.
06:07Bob, you're ahead.
06:08We'll ask you to go first.
06:09A, please.
06:10A it is.
06:12Hey, did you hear that Colonel Sanders went to heaven?
06:16Yeah.
06:17He did.
06:18It's strange.
06:19Instead of wings, the colonel has blanks.
06:24You don't play, you don't play.
06:25You don't play.
06:30Okay.
06:31Did you hear that Colonel Sanders went to heaven?
06:33It's strange.
06:34Instead of wings, the colonel has blanks.
06:37Drumsticks.
06:38Drumsticks.
06:41Okay.
06:43Chuck, he said drumsticks.
06:44What did he say to that?
06:45I said thighs.
06:46Thighs is what I would have said too.
06:48Thighs.
06:50Do you have thighs?
06:51Yeah, she has great thighs.
06:53You do?
06:54Yeah.
06:55Hot thighs.
06:56I said breasts.
06:59Breasts.
07:01Instead of wings, the colonel has breasts.
07:05Even the second take should have been.
07:07Yes.
07:08Okay, Annie dear.
07:10I said instead of wings, the colonel has gizzards.
07:13Gizzards.
07:19Every day she makes less and less sense.
07:22Okay, now you have one more shot at it.
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10:13Here we go.
10:14Okay, Anita, this is your last chance.
10:17You're gonna have A or B.
10:19I think I'll take B.
10:20You want B?
10:21Right.
10:22Okay.
10:23Ready.
10:24Now, I can't take this, Gene.
10:26I really can't.
10:27What can't you take?
10:28Well, look at this going on now.
10:29These people are weird.
10:30What are you doing?
10:31I'm making him up.
10:32You're making him up?
10:33This guy's a married.
10:34And by the end of the week,
10:35there'll be a beautiful female sitting here.
10:37It's sad.
10:38I mean, I can't look at this.
10:39I'm gonna get nauseated.
10:42You know how sissy things affect you.
10:44No, really, this guy's sissified.
10:49I told you to use the Shanghai red.
10:51It's much better on camera.
10:53The Chinese red just blends right out.
10:56Or go with the peacock blue.
10:58That's an adorable shade.
11:00A little eye shadow.
11:02That's right.
11:03Give him a little blush.
11:04A little...
11:05A little blush.
11:06A little blush there.
11:07A little blush for that last shot.
11:08Get my hair out of here.
11:09I'm telling you.
11:11Here we go.
11:12Optimistic Oliver sees good in everything.
11:15How good everything was he?
11:20How many times I did that, it didn't work.
11:24When Oliver's shorts caught fire,
11:27he said,
11:29it could have been worse.
11:31It's a good thing I was blanking at the time.
11:35You read it.
11:37Yeah, you read it.
11:39You'll understand it better if you read it yourself.
11:46Optimistic Oliver
11:48sees a little bit of good in everything.
11:51Sign this, please.
11:52Sign it.
11:53To Bob.
11:54To Bob.
11:55All right.
11:57Okay.
12:00Everybody ready?
12:01Well, this is such an easy one.
12:03I don't know what's taking you...
12:05It's Bill.
12:06I think he should be the fastest.
12:07Well, I'm finished.
12:08No, I got one.
12:09Okay, here we go.
12:12All right, Anita.
12:13Wait a minute.
12:14You ever had a chance to see this show?
12:16Yeah.
12:17Through the years, have you watched it?
12:18Once in a while.
12:19Okay.
12:20Optimistic Oliver
12:21sees a little bit of good in everything.
12:23When Oliver's shorts caught fire,
12:25he said,
12:26it could have been worse.
12:27It's a good thing I was blanking at the time.
12:29Swimming.
12:30Swimming.
12:31Okay.
12:33That's a good answer.
12:34That's a good answer.
12:35That's a good answer,
12:36but she doesn't go back to the early days
12:38of this program
12:39when we used to have a certain word
12:41used quite frequently in that connection.
12:42Neither do I.
12:43You don't either?
12:44I don't go that far back either.
12:45So, what'd you say?
12:46I said ironing then.
12:47Ironing.
12:48Ironing at the time.
12:49You would like me to answer?
12:50Yes.
12:51I said she was smart, bright, intelligent,
12:53attractive, charming,
12:54and all that other stuff.
12:55Swimming.
12:56Swimming.
12:57It is, indeed.
12:58Indeed it is.
13:00I said in the john,
13:02for you know why.
13:03That's right.
13:06Silly.
13:07Okay.
13:08All right, Miss Elaine.
13:09It's up to you to achieve a tie.
13:11Oh, no.
13:12We've got Bill to go yet.
13:13All right.
13:14Ha!
13:15Forgot.
13:16That's right.
13:17Don't put me on the line.
13:18Almost forgot Bill.
13:19Okay.
13:20You're on the line.
13:21Okay.
13:22Go.
13:23Read it.
13:24When Oliver Shorts caught fire,
13:25he said,
13:26it could have been worse.
13:27It's a good thing I was blanking at the time.
13:28That's a marvelous answer.
13:29I think that's a marvelous answer.
13:30I love that.
13:31I'm singing it.
13:32All right.
13:33Thank you.
13:34Say that.
13:35Sign that for us.
13:36When it's so clever,
13:37I'll take that with me.
13:38All right.
13:39Now, it's up to Bill.
13:40Either she gets a tie...
13:41I said showering in the swimming pool.
13:42No, I just said showering.
13:43Sorry about that.
13:44Showering.
13:45So Bob Flugel wins the game.
13:46Come on down, Bob.
13:47Congratulations.
13:48Anita,
13:49going to send some gifts your way
13:50from that game.
13:51Many thanks for being here.
13:52Anita Young,
13:53ladies and gentlemen.
13:54You got it.
13:55Many prizes for her.
13:57Very pretty girl.
13:58Nicely.
13:59Okay, Bob,
14:00your second go at the big money.
14:01Good luck this time.
14:02We pulled another studio audience
14:03and said,
14:04write down your best answer to this.
14:05Blank bag.
14:06B-A-G.
14:07Remember,
14:08it's 500 for the most popular,
14:09250 for the second,
14:10and 100 for the third.
14:11Now...
14:12Oh, Bob.
14:13Now,
14:14remember what the...
14:15how to pick them.
14:16Try, Bill.
14:17Try, Bill.
14:18Try, Bill.
14:19Try, Bill.
14:20Try, Bill.
14:21Try, Bill.
14:22Try, Bill.
14:23Try, Bill.
14:24Try, Bill.
14:25Try, Bill again.
14:26Handbag.
14:27Handbag.
14:28You would.
14:29You know that?
14:30You'd say that?
14:33Wow.
14:35He's terrible.
14:36He stole your answer?
14:37Yes.
14:38Okay.
14:39Well, we'll try Robert.
14:40Please.
14:41Robert wasn't looking at you.
14:42I'll say sleeping bag.
14:43Sleeping bag.
14:44Okay.
14:45Thank you.
14:46Annie Lane,
14:47you got it.
14:48Thank you.
14:49Bean bag.
14:50Bean bag.
14:51Oh, I got a better one than that.
14:52Bean bag,
14:53handbag,
14:54and sleeping bag.
14:55Again,
14:56you have a choice
14:57of one of those
14:58or one of your own.
14:59Think about it, Bob.
15:00Think about it, bag.
15:01Think about it, bag.
15:02Think about it, bag.
15:03Yes.
15:04Think about it, bag.
15:05Blank bag.
15:06He's talking.
15:07Are the choices again bean bag,
15:08handbag?
15:09Bean bag,
15:10handbag,
15:11and sleeping bag
15:12were the ones they gave you.
15:13Handbag,
15:14and old bag.
15:15Is there a better one in your mind?
15:16No,
15:17I'll go with sleeping bag.
15:18Oh,
15:19it's not even named.
15:20Okay.
15:21Oh,
15:22it's not even named.
15:24Very good, John.
15:25It's a shopping bag.
15:26That would probably be
15:27a very popular answer.
15:28Doggy bag.
15:29Doggy bag.
15:30Oh, another good one.
15:31Old bag.
15:32Yes.
15:33Very bad.
15:34Oh, those are all wonderful.
15:35Doorknob bag.
15:36Doorknob bag.
15:37Right.
15:38Oh, terrific answers.
15:39But the dingbat on my left
15:40chose sleeping bag,
15:41and that's what we got to look for
15:42up there now.
15:43Let's take this.
15:44Here we go
15:45with the $100 number.
15:46Old bag.
15:47That was a cruel audience.
15:49Right,
15:50they were indeed.
15:51That's a terrible way
15:52to talk about Betty White.
15:53Yes.
15:54I'm sorry.
15:55Let's see if we get
15:56a sleeping bag
15:57under the $250 number.
15:58Grand bag.
15:59Grand bag.
16:00That's a terrible way
16:01to talk about Betty White.
16:02All right,
16:03last chance for sleeping bag.
16:04Let's go.
16:05Bean bag.
16:06Bean bag.
16:07I thought it should be
16:08shopping bag or doggy bag,
16:09but it was bean bag.
16:10What's the matter
16:11with doggy bag?
16:12Yeah, I don't know.
16:13It was good.
16:14What's the matter
16:15with panty bag?
16:16Doggy bag.
16:17Bean bag.
16:18What's the matter
16:19with panty bag?
16:20Bean bag.
16:21What's the matter
16:22with panty bag?
16:23Doggy bag was very good.
16:24What's the matter
16:25with panty bag?
16:26In the bag.
16:27We congratulate you
16:28for the money you have won
16:29and we thank you
16:30for being with us.
16:31We're going to do
16:32a little business
16:33with America right now.
16:34Thank you.
16:35Bob Flugel,
16:36ladies and gentlemen.
16:37Is that a boy?
16:38It's a boy.
16:39I will not surrender to it.
16:40I will not stop being me.
16:41I will not surrender
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16:43I will not stop
16:44being me.
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19:01I will not surrender
19:02to it.
19:03I will not surrender
19:04to it.
19:05I will not surrender
19:06to it.
19:07I will not surrender
19:08to it.
19:09I will not surrender
19:10to it.
19:11I will not surrender
19:12to it.
19:13I will not surrender
19:14to it.
19:15Brianne.
19:16Yeah.
19:17Near La Habra.
19:18And I work in sales,
19:19part time,
19:20and I'm studying
19:21to be a professional
19:22dog trainer.
19:23Ruff ruff.
19:24I love dogs.
19:25I do.
19:26I love...
19:27Roll over?
19:28What do you want
19:29to do?
19:30Whatever.
19:31Whenever, whenever,
19:32however it feels good.
19:33All right.
19:34We'll talk about it later.
19:35Adrianne,
19:36where are you from?
19:37Hi.
19:38I'm from Washington, D.C.
19:39I'm visiting here.
19:40I've been here all summer.
19:41I am a drama major
19:42at Catholic University,
19:43and I work
19:44University and I work at Ford's Theatre on the weekends.
19:47At Ford's Theatre?
19:48Yes.
19:49I haven't seen that since they've refurbished it.
19:50Is it beautiful?
19:51It's very beautiful.
19:52And how many people does it seat?
19:54741.
19:55Oh!
19:56It's a nice, good-sized theatre.
19:58Yes, very intimate theatre.
19:59And do they play legitimate touring companies there?
20:01Oh, yes, they do.
20:02They do.
20:03Well, that's very interesting.
20:04All right, ladies, good luck to both of you.
20:05Ginger, we'll begin with you.
20:06You may have A or B.
20:07A.
20:08A it is for you.
20:11The salesman said...
20:15The salesman said...
20:16The salesman said...
20:17No.
20:18With Steve Allen.
20:19No, say...
20:20Give us your Steve Allen imitation.
20:21Steve Allen.
20:22That's very funny.
20:23That's Jane.
20:24Did you hear Jane Meadows?
20:25Hear Jane Meadows.
20:26That's Jane Meadows.
20:27Okay.
20:28The salesman said, that caterpillar must be an athlete.
20:41He just bought 100 sneakers in a blank.
20:43I'm sorry.
20:44I'm sorry.
20:45The salesman said, that caterpillar must be an athlete.
20:50He just bought 100 sneakers in a blank.
20:52Oh.
20:53What is it, Bill?
20:54That's a caterpillar.
20:55It must be an athlete.
20:56The caterpillar bought 100 sneakers in a blank.
20:57Oh.
20:58Because he's...
20:59And the salesman who was observing all of this said...
21:00Oh, okay, Bill.
21:01He must be an athlete.
21:02Welcome back.
21:05We missed you.
21:09There.
21:11Alright, here we go.
21:13Take that to the cashier.
21:16You know, what good is that going to do me?
21:18Ginger, here it is.
21:19The salesman said, that caterpillar must be an athlete.
21:24He just bought 100 sneakers in a blank.
21:29You want to read it yourself?
21:32If you don't believe me, yeah.
21:33Read it out loud.
21:35Would that help you?
21:36No.
21:37All right.
21:38I just bought 100 sneakers.
21:39Read it blindfolded.
21:40Okay.
21:41I can't do that.
21:42And an accordion.
21:43What, 100?
21:44No, it doesn't make sense.
21:45Bought 100 sneakers and an accordion.
21:46What did she say?
21:47No, it doesn't make sense.
21:48I don't know.
21:49What did she say?
21:50I'm getting out of here.
21:51I don't know.
21:52I don't know.
21:53I don't know.
21:54I don't know.
21:55I don't know.
21:56I don't know.
21:57I don't know.
21:58I don't know.
21:59I don't know.
22:00I don't know.
22:01I don't know.
22:02I don't know.
22:03I don't know.
22:04I don't know.
22:05I don't know.
22:06Okay, goodbye.
22:07I've had it.
22:08Goodbye.
22:09Oh, I don't know anything.
22:10I don't know.
22:11All right.
22:12You take it back?
22:13I know I can't.
22:14No, I'm sorry.
22:15You can't take it back.
22:16Robert, what'd you say?
22:17You didn't say accordion.
22:18No, here.
22:19Next, you didn't say accordion.
22:20You didn't say accordion.
22:21No accordions here.
22:22I got an accordion.
22:23I got an accordion.
22:24No accordion.
22:25I had concertina.
22:26I would like to make the announcement that having played the accordion, hello, this
22:28is lovely to be on your show.
22:31It is the most misspelled instrument in the world.
22:34It is I-O-N.
22:36Accordion.
22:37Ah, ha-ha!
22:38I-O-N.
22:39That is the thing that I'm glad...
22:41And, of course, little Annie is here with us.
22:42It's such a joyous show.
22:44Oh.
22:47He bombed again.
22:48No, he didn't. He's trying.
22:50He's hanging in there.
22:51Go ahead, Walden.
22:52Speaking of hanging in...
22:53You didn't hear, too.
22:54I said John.
22:56Just bought 100 sneakers and a jacket.
22:58I said, what's wrong with that?
23:00Go ahead.
23:01What are you doing, Bill?
23:02I'm looking for an accordion.
23:03Bill, what are you doing?
23:04Well, I thought you said that that was...
23:06Because we all didn't have the answer, it was over,
23:08so I threw it somewhere.
23:09You threw it away?
23:10Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
23:13Well, let's find it, then.
23:16Well, it's got to be here somewhere.
23:20It's in your slot.
23:21Where is it? Under here?
23:22It's in your slot, you idiot.
23:23No, it's not under there.
23:25No.
23:26You can't say slot.
23:27You dirty slot!
23:28Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
23:31No.
23:34Well, do you remember the answer you had?
23:35Remember the answer I had?
23:36Yeah, I did. It was wrong.
23:37Yeah.
23:38How can you see through that?
23:39Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
23:42Sit down there!
23:44Brad, have you given us your answer yet?
23:46No.
23:47Oh, would you like to do that?
23:48No, I'd like to go home.
23:49Okay.
23:50I'm not in the mood for this travolity today.
23:52Okay, he explained to me
23:54that you didn't have to do the whole trip,
23:56so I said...
23:58Jog.
23:59Okay, it's $2.
24:00Right before you...
24:02100 sneakers and 50 jogs.
24:04Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
24:06Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
24:08Told you.
24:10Uh-huh.
24:11Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
24:13That's good.
24:14That's good.
24:16Elaine Joyce, you need a break.
24:17The salesman said that caterpillar must be an athlete.
24:19He just bought 100 sneakers and a...
24:21Tennis racket.
24:22Very good!
24:24Thank you.
24:25That's a good one.
24:26What do you say?
24:27How he plays up to the blonde.
24:28Very good.
24:29He's a hard-ass, sweetie.
24:31Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
24:33Okay, Bill.
24:34Oh, I found it.
24:35I'm sorry.
24:36It was underneath this.
24:37I said accordion.
24:38I'm sorry.
24:39Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
24:40Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
24:41No, I said jogging jacket.
24:42It wasn't underneath.
24:43Jogging jacket.
24:44Jogging jacket is what he really said.
24:46Jogging jacket.
24:47Now I get the question.
24:48Yes.
24:49I must say that...
24:50You understand it now?
24:51Now?
24:52Yes.
24:53I don't understand how you can't understand it.
24:55A racket.
24:56A racket.
24:57Okay.
24:58That's all right.
24:59So, there you are.
25:00Now you got the hang of the game.
25:02I was nervous.
25:03I didn't hear anything.
25:04Well, you'll have another chance at it
25:05after she has hers.
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27:43Bob Eubanks hosts the newlywed game
27:45and new newlywed game,
27:47followed by all-new Three's a Crowd
27:49and Hollywood Showdown.
27:54Listen, you were all wonderful.
27:55Stars, you were wonderful.
27:57Thank you, Gene.
27:58It was really fun.
27:59It was really fun.
28:00I really liked it.
28:01Listen, the people really may not know who you are.
28:03Do you want to take it off?
28:04No.
28:05Or does it look funny under there?
28:06They will know who she is if she takes it off.
28:08They would know who she is?
28:09Well, you really are feeling rotten today.
28:12Take it off.
28:14Take it off and she goes crazy.
28:17This girl has already taken it off.
28:19Can I say hello to Mr. Chikio?
28:21Chikio.
28:22Who's Mr. Chikio?
28:23My accordion teacher, so...
28:25You really play the accordion?
28:27From the Julius Hart College.
28:28What do you say we get him an accordion?
28:30I could play two guitars.
28:32I could play over the waves.
28:34I took accordion lessons, too.
28:35I can play around.
28:36I'm 120 bass.
28:37What, me?
28:38You're beautiful.
28:39Goodbye.
28:40Da-da-dee-da, da-da-da-da.
28:42Today's consolation prizes are
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29:39You put a rubber spider in the shower.
29:41This was before we were married.
29:43Oops!
29:45The newlywed game, next on Game Show Network.