Trevor and The Virgin Full Episode

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00:00What?!
00:08There's a rumor going around that Trevor Holt has the biggest you-know-what in school.
00:16And here he is, standing outside my dorm room, naked.
00:21Out of the way!
00:25What are you doing?
00:26Look, I'll explain later.
00:27Just please don't tell her that I'm here.
00:29Tell who?
00:30Trevor?
00:31Please, what's your name again?
00:32Martha.
00:33Trevor, where the hell are you?
00:34Please, Martha, she's psycho.
00:35She's psycho?
00:36You're literally hiding under my bed, naked.
00:37Look, I'll owe you one, okay?
00:41Just get rid of her and I'll do anything.
00:42Okay.
00:43He's tucking her head.
00:44Thank you.
00:45Where is he?
00:46Where's who?
00:47Trevor.
00:48I saw him running this way.
00:52Gosh, I don't know anyone named Trevor.
00:55Trevor Holt?
00:56Football player?
00:57Cute.
00:58Cute?
00:59No, doesn't ring any balls, I mean bells.
01:03You're lying.
01:05Everybody knows who Trevor Holt is, even girls like you.
01:10I haven't seen him.
01:13Also you've got a little...
01:15I'm watching you.
01:24Granny panties, seriously?
01:27How many of those boner killers do you own?
01:29None of your business.
01:31Cover up.
01:32No, thanks for handling that Tila situation.
01:35She's become a bit of an issue.
01:37Why, did she ask for something like commitment?
01:39Oh, actually, she's my buddy's ex-girlfriend.
01:42I don't like her like that and she doesn't get the hint.
01:45She jumped me in the shower.
01:47I'm sorry, I didn't...
01:48Anyway, what'll it be?
01:51Huh?
01:52I said I owed you one.
01:53I'm a man of my word.
01:58This is my chance, a favor from Trevor Holt, and he has the one thing I truly want.
02:05What can I do you for, Martha?
02:07Drew Longhorn.
02:09Drew Longhorn?
02:10Yeah, Drew Longhorn.
02:11What about Drew Longhorn?
02:12I want to kiss Drew Longhorn.
02:15Sorry, why do you want to kiss Drew Longhorn?
02:20He was my lab partner freshman year.
02:23We had chemistry.
02:26You had chemistry?
02:27Yes.
02:28Okay, you want his attention?
02:31Then we'll get his attention, but not in that.
02:35Guys like Drew, they only go for one kind of girl, and it's not...
02:38Forget it.
02:39Hey.
02:40No, let's just forget the whole thing.
02:41Hey, I'm an ass, okay?
02:43I just meant that this stuff doesn't play up your assets, you know?
02:48You're really pretty.
02:49You need to show it.
02:51You're messing with me.
02:52I'm not, I swear.
02:55You're just going to have to trust me.
02:59Okay, first, you show up at the party with me.
03:02Everyone's going to notice when you're on my arm.
03:04And second, we need to go shopping.
03:08Shopping.
03:09One, two, three, four.
03:21Ta-da.
03:23Where did you get all this?
03:25It's my one-night stand box.
03:27Go on, take your pick.
03:29No, thank you.
03:30I'm not parading around in your hook-up trophies.
03:34What?
03:35These aren't trophies.
03:36These are just clothes that have been forgotten.
03:39They're also the kind of stuff that'll attract a guy like Drew Longhorn.
03:42So...
03:44I'm not wearing someone else's sex panties.
03:46I can 100% guarantee you that the act of sex did not happen
03:49while the panties were being worn by the girl.
03:51No.
03:52Come on, Martha.
03:54This stuff's hot.
03:55Come on.
03:57Just wear it.
03:58Trust me.
03:59I've worn it.
04:01I haven't worn it.
04:02I lied.
04:03I've always wanted to wear something sexy like that.
04:05I just never had the guts.
04:07Turn around.
04:11Are your eyes closed?
04:12Oh, yeah.
04:13Totally.
04:23Okay.
04:24Turn around.
04:29Wow.
04:31Trevor!
04:32What?
04:33There's nothing you haven't seen before.
04:34Just get dressed, please.
04:35And as you can tell, I have nothing to be ashamed of.
04:37Well, I have nothing to compare it to, so I wouldn't know, would I?
04:43Oh, my God.
04:44Did I just tell Trevor Holt that I'm gay?
04:47No.
04:49Oh, my God.
04:50Did I just tell Trevor Holt that I'm a virgin?
04:55No.
04:56I'm not doing this.
05:06Okay.
05:07I guess I'm doing this.
05:14There's three things I need you to remember, okay?
05:16Three simple tricks to get any man's attention.
05:19You listening?
05:20Yep.
05:21Okay.
05:22One, eye contact.
05:25Not like that.
05:26And two, you need to smile at him.
05:30Oh, come on.
05:31This is serious.
05:32I'm very serious.
05:33All right.
05:34And three, find a casual way to touch him.
05:36You know, quick hand on the arm.
05:37You know, brush it on his bicep.
05:39You know, he'll know what game you're playing if you do that.
05:41Why does that have to be a game?
05:43Because this is Drew Longhorn we're talking about here, okay?
05:46All he does is play games.
05:52You ready?
05:56Thank you for your help, Trevor.
05:59Wow.
06:00That was really good.
06:01I think you might actually pull this off.
06:04Okay.
06:05I spoke too soon.
06:07I got it.
06:08Thanks.
06:14I love you.
06:22Hey, everyone.
06:24This is my girlfriend, Martha.
06:27He's kidding, everyone.
06:28We're just friends.
06:29Oh, Mar-Mar, stop being so coy.
06:31We're in love.
06:34What the hell is wrong with you?
06:35Just trust me.
06:36If Drew thinks we're together, it'll pique his interest.
06:38Yeah, but if Drew thinks I'm taken, he won't ask me out.
06:40It's better if Drew thinks you're with someone.
06:42Especially if that someone is me.
06:44Who's going to believe this, anyway?
06:46Have you ever even had a girlfriend?
06:49No.
06:50Guys like me don't like commitment, remember?
06:53Trev.
06:54What's up, man?
06:57I see you brought a friend.
06:59Yeah, this is...
07:00You look familiar.
07:01Have we met?
07:02Yeah, we had chemistry.
07:03I mean, we had science class.
07:06We were lab partners.
07:08Oh, yeah.
07:09That class was such a joke, am I right?
07:11Yeah, definitely.
07:12Total joke.
07:14But I enjoyed working with you.
07:17One second.
07:19Two seconds.
07:21Got him.
07:22What did you say your name was again?
07:25Her name is Martha.
07:27Nice meeting you, Martha.
07:30Well, hey, guys.
07:31We're playing a game of drink or dare in the next room.
07:33You care to join?
07:34Sure.
07:35Sweet.
07:37See you there.
07:38See you there.
07:42That was good, right?
07:44Have you played drink or dare before?
07:46No, but how hard can it be?
07:48I got this.
07:56Conker, your girlfriend's here.
07:58So what?
07:59So she's gonna know I lied to her.
08:01So?
08:02Just ignore her.
08:03My turn.
08:04Tila, drink or dare?
08:07I'm feeling thirsty, Drew.
08:10Drink.
08:11I want you to drink with...
08:15Trevor.
08:16Okay.
08:21Open up.
08:38Yummy.
08:41Yum.
08:43Okay, my turn.
08:45You, drink or dare?
08:48Dare.
08:51Okay.
08:54I dare you to take off your panties and put them in the middle of the circle for the rest of the game.
09:02Hello?
09:03What are you waiting for?
09:05You don't have to do this.
09:06Yes, she does.
09:09Unfortunately, I can't do that, Tila.
09:13Because I'm not wearing any.
09:19You're up next, Martha.
09:21Drew, drink or dare?
09:24Drink.
09:26I want you to drink with me.
09:29My pleasure.
09:31This is my chance.
09:34To do what I've been dreaming about since freshman year.
10:01I should be happy.
10:04This is what I've always wanted.
10:07But...
10:09That was hot.
10:11Yeah.
10:12I hope I didn't make things weird between you two.
10:15No, it's fine.
10:17I always wondered what happened to you after that class.
10:20Never saw you around.
10:22I've seen Drew roughly 83 times since that class ended.
10:25Yeah, me too.
10:27I'd love to hang out sometime.
10:28Yeah, I'd like that.
10:29Great.
10:31Give me your number.
10:37I just sent you a special message.
10:39Let me know when you get it.
10:41Trev has my phone.
10:42I'll be right back.
10:47Okay.
10:48Who's next?
10:51Trevor?
10:59Trevor!
11:00Oh, sorry.
11:03Trevor!
11:16You win, Tilla James.
11:18You win.
11:29You okay?
11:34I'm leaving.
11:35You can stay.
11:36I just need my phone.
11:38Okay, where's my cigarettes?
11:40I'll walk you home.
11:41No, give them to me.
11:42No, you have to give them.
11:43I know that you have them.
11:46Your advice didn't work.
11:48Just so you know.
11:50It's probably for the best.
11:52You two never would have worked out.
11:54And why?
11:55Is he too hot for me?
11:57Too popular?
11:59Or is it just pathetically obvious that I'm a frumpy nerd in a stolen sex dress?
12:04No.
12:06To all three.
12:08You want to know my three reasons?
12:09Not particularly.
12:10One, he's a douche.
12:13Two, you're not a douche.
12:15You're doing great so far.
12:17Three, you guys had zero chemistry.
12:19That kiss was a hot mess.
12:21And I can tell you weren't that into it, so.
12:27You're right.
12:30It was kind of terrible.
12:33Oh, but that look on Tila's face when you told her you weren't wearing any panties.
12:37Oh, priceless.
12:40How do you do it?
12:42Do what?
12:44Hide your emotions.
12:46I'm just so...
12:47easy to read.
12:49I noticed.
12:51I'm serious, Trevor.
12:52What's your secret?
12:54I want to learn how to not care about anything like you do.
12:59There is no secret.
13:01It's just who I am, right?
13:04Oh, and before I forget...
13:07Tonight wasn't what I expected, but...
13:10thank you.
13:12You don't have to thank me.
13:14I owed you one.
13:16I owe you.
13:17You owe me one.
13:18I owe you, too.
13:21I owe you.
13:23How did you know that?
13:24You know how I feel about this?
13:27I know.
13:28I know.
13:29How do you know?
13:31I know.
13:34I know.
13:35I guess I missed that.
13:38No, I'm glad you knocked on my door.
13:41Oh, even after everything that happened tonight?
13:43Yeah, cause even though it was kind of awful, I got my first kiss.
13:50I'm gonna go.
13:53Good night, Trevor.
14:05Good night.
14:20That wasn't a first kiss.
14:35And there it was. The thing I had been looking for.
14:39Chemistry.
14:41Between Trevor, the guy with the biggest you-know-what on campus,
14:46and me.
14:49The Virgin.
14:57Rumor has it that every girl on campus once drew Longhorn.
15:03Every girl, except me.
15:06Because after last week, I could not be more overdrew.
15:11Martha, mind if I join you?
15:15So, where did you run off to after the party on Saturday?
15:19I had to go home to study.
15:22I have a big test coming up.
15:24What are you up to later?
15:25Probably more studying.
15:28Why?
15:29The wet party.
15:33The wet party?
15:35It's only the most exclusive frat party on campus.
15:39So, of course, I've never been invited.
15:42What about it?
15:44You in?
15:46I've never even wanted to go to a party like this before.
15:49But it could be the perfect way to get over.
15:52Wait, is Trevor gonna be there?
15:54Hold? Nah, he's been ghosting me. Think he's out.
15:58Then I'm in.
15:59Excellent.
16:02Oh, and bring a friend.
16:05A female friend?
16:10What are those?
16:11Guess who just got us tickets to the wet party?
16:17Since when do you find frat parties fun?
16:19I just wanted to try something different.
16:21Like being drooled over by a bunch of chauvinist douchebags?
16:24Maybe.
16:26Does this have anything to do with Trevor Holt?
16:29No.
16:30Yes, okay.
16:32I just keep playing the night over and over in my head,
16:35trying to see what went wrong.
16:37I mean, things were going so well.
16:40We had chemistry.
16:47How could he just walk out on me after I asked him to?
16:51You know.
16:53Take your virginity.
16:54Shh, don't say that word.
16:56What word?
16:57Virginity.
16:59There's nothing wrong with being a virgin, Mar.
17:01Tell that to Trevor. He hasn't talked to me since that night.
17:04Screw him. That guy's got a reputation for a reason.
17:07I'm just so used to achieving everything I set my mind to.
17:11I've gotten straight A's, scholarships. Why can't I get a guy?
17:14I don't think it works that way, Mar.
17:17You're right. And you know what? Forget this stupid party.
17:20I'd rather study anyway.
17:21Oh no. We're going to that party.
17:25We are?
17:26Yup. And forget these dumb books.
17:28All you need are Deb's three simple rules for getting over any guy.
17:31Deb's three simple rules?
17:33Shh.
17:41Step one. Dress to impress.
17:43Okay.
17:45But don't do it for any guy.
17:47Do it for you.
17:49Step one. Dress to impress. Check.
17:53Step two. Find someone new to flirt with.
17:56Basic bra bro. Check.
17:58That's your longhorn? He's cute.
18:01He's a chauvinist douchebag.
18:03Your words?
18:05The thing is a girl can't look.
18:10Step three. To really get over a guy, you've got to put yourself out there.
18:14Show the world who Martha really is.
18:19Oh, what's wrong?
18:21I already did that, Deb.
18:23I already did that, Deb.
18:24I put myself out there with Trevor.
18:26Showed him who I really am.
18:27And he rejected me.
18:28Yeah, but it's not...
18:29No.
18:31From now on, I'm a closed book.
18:35Great. This will be fun.
18:54Oh, my God.
19:12Trevor Holt.
19:15He wasn't supposed to be here.
19:17But now that he is...
19:19Martha!
19:21I'm glad you could make it.
19:23And you brought a friend.
19:25You longhorn.
19:26In the flesh.
19:27And you are...
19:29Drew, this is my best friend, Deb.
19:33It's a pleasure, Debra.
19:35Oh, my God.
19:37What are you doing here?
19:39Hello to you too, Trevor.
19:41They're here with me, Holt.
19:43None of your concern.
19:45Can we talk? Alone?
19:47I need a refill anyway.
19:51Hi, Debra.
19:52Care to join me?
19:54You came here with Drew? Really?
19:56Why? Jealous?
19:58After the kiss last week? No.
20:01He's right.
20:03That was pretty much the worst kiss of all time.
20:07I just thought it would be fun.
20:09Martha, this party, these people...
20:12It's not your thing.
20:13Oh, yeah? Well, maybe you don't know me as well as you think.
20:15Please, you're an open book.
20:17That's what I like about you.
20:19Trevor, up for a round of beer pong?
20:22Did someone say beer pong?
20:24Hello?
20:25No.
20:26Yes.
20:27Maybe I'm not such an open book after all.
20:30Can't we talk about what happened?
20:32There's nothing to talk about.
20:33Just give me a second to explain.
20:35You.
20:36Who let you into this party?
20:38Who let you into this college?
20:40Have you ever even played beer pong before?
20:43There's a first time for everything.
20:45All right.
20:46It's two to a team.
20:48Who's it going to be?
20:49The clueless nerd or me?
20:52Her.
20:53Fine.
20:54Drew, you're on my team.
20:55Let's do this.
20:56Debra, are you in?
20:58Oh, uh, no.
20:59I am gluten intolerant.
21:01I'll just watch.
21:02You sure?
21:04Positive.
21:06You know what?
21:07Let's up the stakes.
21:08What did you have in mind?
21:10What about strip beer pong?
21:12Sweet.
21:14Come on, Tua.
21:16I'm game.
21:17I don't even know how to play beer pong.
21:19What are the rules?
21:20Every time we sink a ball,
21:22one of you removes a piece of clothing.
21:24Oh, yeah.
21:26And vice versa.
21:28So if Trevor makes it,
21:29I strip.
21:31Seems easy enough.
21:32Come on, Holt.
21:33It's game time.
21:34Let's go.
21:35Ladies first.
21:43Hold on.
21:44Your form is way off.
21:46May I?
22:01Okay, that's not even fair.
22:03You practically gave that one to her, Trev.
22:05You're not afraid of a little competition, are you, Tua?
22:08Oh, please.
22:10Ladies, ladies.
22:12Let me show you both how it's done.
22:15Yeah.
22:19Uh-oh.
22:20Great job.
22:26My turn.
22:33All right, Trevor, you know the rules.
22:35Ugh, you are so lame.
22:38You're up.
22:39Want another lesson?
22:40I think I can handle myself.
22:42I learn quick.
22:45Okay, I call BS.
22:47There's no way an amateur like her
22:49could have made that shot.
22:50It's called studying, Tua.
22:52Ever tried it?
22:54Game time.
22:58Your turn, nerd.
23:00Strip.
23:01You don't have to do this.
23:03Not for her.
23:05I know.
23:07I'm doing it for me.
23:14There.
23:15Happy?
23:17Trevor, it's your turn.
23:23I got it.
23:24I got it.
23:25Whatever.
23:26Can we talk now, please?
23:27There's nothing to talk about.
23:28I just want to tell you why I...
23:30You can't seem to commit to anything.
23:31No.
23:32Don't care about anyone but yourself.
23:33No.
23:34Think I'm just some clueless nerd?
23:35I don't.
23:36Then why, Trevor?
23:37Why did you walk out on me?
23:38Why?
23:39I just didn't want to sleep with you.
23:45Found it.
23:47What'd I miss?
23:53I'm so sorry.
24:00I guess I win.
24:04No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
24:05Stop.
24:06You cannot leave.
24:07Not now.
24:08Didn't you see what happened back there?
24:10Now everybody knows that Trevor
24:11hold the guy with the one night stand box
24:13doesn't want to sleep with me.
24:15Oh, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor.
24:17Who cares, Mar?
24:19He told the entire school that he passed up
24:21the opportunity to sleep with you.
24:23Hey.
24:25The Martha I know doesn't give up.
24:27Okay?
24:28The Martha I know succeeds at everything
24:30she sets her mind to.
24:32The Martha you know is also still into some guy
24:34who rejected her.
24:37I should hate him.
24:38But I don't.
24:40I can't.
24:42A part of me still wants to be with him
24:44even after all that.
24:47This is serious, so hold my hand, okay?
24:49If Trevor can't see how amazing you are, Mar,
24:52then he doesn't deserve you.
24:54But I know there's someone out there who does.
24:57Okay?
24:58So just no, no, no, like that.
25:00Okay, great.
25:01Oh.
25:02Remember step three.
25:04You gotta keep putting yourself out there.
25:07Okay?
25:10Okay.
25:13Wait.
25:15I have an idea.
25:18Wait, where are you going?
25:20I'm putting myself out there.
25:22Yes!
25:23Here we go, girl!
25:25Okay, Martha.
25:27I can do this.
25:28Hey, everybody!
25:30Listen up!
25:33Wow, there's a lot of you.
25:35Okay.
25:36Um, uh, well, my name is Martha.
25:39And as you may have heard,
25:41Trevor Holt doesn't want to sleep with me.
25:45But there's more to me than that.
25:47So here goes.
25:49Tilla James!
25:51You called me a clueless nerd.
25:53And you're right.
25:54I'm a huge nerd.
25:56I like to spend Saturday nights in my dorm room studying.
25:59I mean, last weekend was my first party.
26:01Can you believe that?
26:03I've been so busy studying that I think I've missed out
26:05on the important parts of college.
26:07Like, getting to know myself.
26:10I guess what I'm trying to say is...
26:14I am clueless.
26:18Especially when it comes to love.
26:20I've never slept with anyone.
26:22Or dated anyone.
26:24But I don't care that I'm a virgin.
26:28Because when the time is right, it will happen.
26:30And it will be on my terms.
26:33And I don't care if somebody doesn't want to sleep with me.
26:35Or if somebody doesn't like me.
26:37Because I like me.
26:39Just the way I am.
26:47Putting myself out there?
26:49Check.
26:50I can't believe I just told everyone on campus
26:52that I'm a virgin.
26:54Yeah!
27:09Hi, I'm Trevor.
27:12Some of you may know me as something of a douche.
27:16I'll admit, I've been with a lot of girls.
27:18But that's only because before any of you knew me,
27:22back in high school,
27:24someone broke my heart.
27:26When I got to college,
27:28I slept my way around campus
27:30to prevent myself from getting hurt again.
27:32I even developed a bit of a reputation.
27:34And I was fine with that.
27:37But the other night,
27:40everything changed when I met Martha.
27:43Martha, you're not just another one-night stand.
27:46You're amazing, and I'm sorry I pushed you away.
27:49I just didn't want to sleep with you
27:51because I wanted your first time to be special.
27:54And this may sound stupid coming from me,
27:56but I didn't want to rush it.
27:59I really, really like you, Martha.
28:02And I know I don't deserve it,
28:04but if you give me one more chance, I...
28:06Yes!
28:07What's that?
28:08I said yes.
28:10I will give you one more chance, Trevor Holt.
28:19Woo!
28:21Woo!
28:23Woo!
28:25Woo!
28:27Woo!
28:29Woo!
28:32Drew Longhorn,
28:34I think you're funny,
28:36charming,
28:38and secretly sweet.
28:40And hot, like, so hot.
28:42Ah!
28:43Ah!
28:45Woo!
28:48Most of you already know me,
28:50but I'm Drew,
28:52and I really hate parties.
28:56Bro.
28:57Yeah, I always get nervous
28:59and wind up saying things I don't mean,
29:01making out with people I don't like.
29:03Bro.
29:04But today was different
29:06because today I met someone
29:08I think I actually really do like.
29:10So maybe I don't have to go
29:13to any more of these stupid parties.
29:17I do love drinking, though.
29:20Woo!
29:22Look, I know you guys think I'm, like,
29:24really mean or whatever,
29:26but that's just because I'm brutally honest.
29:28And if you don't like it,
29:30that's your problem.
29:32Ah!
29:34Woo!
29:36Woo!
29:38Yeah!
29:40Woo!
29:42Woo!
29:46Woo!
29:49So there it is.
29:50That's how Trevor Holt,
29:51the hottest guy in school,
29:53started dating me,
29:55the virgin.
29:57But you'll just have to imagine the rest.

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