• 5 months ago
Jake Shane loves a prank phone call — and it's obvious as he pulls one over on his famous friends. Watch as he convinces Charli xcx that he was cast on the next season of ‘Below Deck' and tells Sofia Richie Grainge that Abraham Lincoln's estate is suing him for a TikTok he made. From Glen Powell sending Jake a sweet voice note to Reneé Rapp advising on sugar baby rates, Jake proves that his prank calling prowess is as sharp as ever.

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00:00If she picks up, I am calling Charli XCX.
00:03Hello? Hi.
00:06Hi, I'm Jake Shane, and today I will be prank calling
00:09anyone who picks up my call.
00:11This is Phoning It In.
00:14Did you ever prank call people in your prime?
00:16When I was growing up, I have often gotten the brunt
00:19of the prank call, I think is what I remember,
00:23or maybe what's like repressed.
00:25Wait, what am I talking about?
00:26I used to prank call people all the time.
00:29Sorry, I do think I'll be good at this.
00:31Okay.
00:32Say Abraham Lincoln's estate is suing you
00:35for a TikTok you made about him.
00:36And for clarification, the TikTok I made about him
00:38was him getting shot and killed at the theater.
00:41When I was giving that monologue, Lincoln got shot.
00:47I'm gonna call Sophia.
00:51Your call is confirmed.
00:53I'm freaking out.
00:55What do I do, you guys?
00:57Oh, she's FaceTiming me.
00:59Hi, I'm freaking out.
01:01Why?
01:02Because, do you remember that TikTok I made
01:04about Abraham Lincoln when he got shot?
01:10No.
01:10Cool, well, I did and he's suing me, so.
01:13Babe, Abraham Lincoln is dead.
01:15No, his estate is suing me.
01:16I'm freaking out, do you have a lawyer I can use?
01:18I'm like actually shaking.
01:19Wait, this is so cool.
01:21No, it's not cool.
01:23What do I do, what do I do, what do I do?
01:24I'm freaking out.
01:25You should let him sue you, it's a great story.
01:28You think, okay, but.
01:30Yeah.
01:31Why are you shaking so much?
01:33Because it says the Abraham estate is suing you.
01:36Only you.
01:41I know, okay, I can't keep going, look guys,
01:42I'm too embarrassed.
01:43I'm just, I'm doing L's phoning and end prank call.
01:47What is wrong with you?
01:49A lot.
01:49Okay, love you.
01:51Perfect.
01:52Hold on, I'm trying to think.
01:55Okay, maybe I'll just give her a ring.
01:56I'm going to call one of my close friends, Renee Rapp.
02:02Say it ain't fucking so.
02:04I miss you.
02:06Bitch, I miss you.
02:07I'm literally on my way to work right now,
02:09but what are you doing?
02:10I'm just laying in bed,
02:11but the craziest fucking thing just happened.
02:14What?
02:15So, I was in my hotel lobby and I was drinking
02:17and this older guy came up to me and he was like,
02:19what are you doing?
02:20And I was like, what are you talking about?
02:22And he was like, what are you talking about?
02:23And I was like, what are you talking about?
02:24And I was just drinking and this older guy,
02:25I know, creepy, came up to me,
02:26but he offered for me to be his sugar baby.
02:30How much do you think I should?
02:31Wait!
02:31I know!
02:33And like, granted, I don't need it,
02:35but like, his watch was nice, you know?
02:38Oh, wait, I mean, what's, like what's his offer?
02:40Like, let's see.
02:41I'm calling you, how much do you think I should ask for?
02:44Oh, I mean, it depends.
02:46Like, is it month to month basis?
02:49He said week to week and we'll see how it goes.
02:53Oh my God, okay, week to week is hot,
02:54so I would feel like, are we like doing like sex work
02:58or are we just-
02:59No, no, no, I think I'm just gonna like
03:00maybe send a few feet pics and like FaceTime him.
03:03Oh my God, so cute.
03:04Okay, like, well, I mean, if he's like got a bag like that,
03:07like seven or eight grand a week.
03:08Okay, cool, that's what I thought too.
03:10I think seven to eight grand a week
03:12and then like I'll cut it after a month.
03:14Of course, exactly, just like make a bag.
03:16But also, depending on like how much of a lift it is,
03:20you can also just up it.
03:21Right.
03:23Right, right, like, right, finders feet or something.
03:27Okay, also, I'm sorry, this is a prank call for Elle Maxine.
03:35I'm really sorry, but you're so supportive.
03:39You're so supportive.
03:42Oh my God, okay, wait, perfect.
03:44So, hey guys, if anybody's listening,
03:46Jake's willing to take seven to eight grand a week.
03:50After the second month, we're just gonna bump it up
03:52and I'm thinking between 10 and 15.
03:54Renee, I love you so much.
03:56Oh my God, bitch, I love you.
03:58I literally, I was so gassed.
03:59I was like, oh my God, wait, could he like,
04:01does he have a boat?
04:02Is this for all of us?
04:03Also, is he bi?
04:03Cause I could like fake it.
04:04No, I'll, yeah, I'll send him your way.
04:07Well, have fun.
04:08I'll see you, call, will you text me after work?
04:10I love you.
04:11Oh my God, I hate gay people.
04:14Yay.
04:16Okay.
04:17Carry a conversation by only quoting Taylor Swift lyrics.
04:21I'm gonna call Ariana Greenblatt.
04:23Okay, Ariana.
04:27Hello?
04:28Hi.
04:30Hi.
04:31Wait, question.
04:32Okay.
04:33Okay, I was riding shotgun and my hair was undone
04:36and I was like in the front seat of his car.
04:39Shut up, Jake.
04:41I thought you wouldn't know.
04:43I love that song so much.
04:45Okay, whatever, bye.
04:46Okay, that didn't work.
04:47I'm gonna try one more time.
04:52Hello?
04:53Hi, I just walked off set.
04:55That was funny.
04:56That was funny.
04:56Wait, I pissed a producer off so bad,
04:58I got in a really big argument.
04:59They said I'm never invited back to Elle.
05:01Wait, really?
05:02Yeah.
05:03What do I do?
05:04You pissed a producer off?
05:05I don't know.
05:06Oh, I'm freaking out.
05:07What do I do?
05:08No, stop.
05:09First of all, no one can hate you, you're Jake Shane.
05:12But what do you do?
05:16I made a joke about a water birth
05:19and someone in the room got really offended
05:22because they had done a water birth
05:24and I don't know, I'm just freaking out.
05:26No, look, it's fine.
05:28Honestly, just send flowers to them or something.
05:31I don't know, I don't piss people off ever.
05:33I'm too scared to do that.
05:34I know.
05:35Okay, this was another prank, I'm sorry.
05:38Okay, it's 1.30 a.m.
05:41I can't take this anymore.
05:43I'm never even up.
05:44Like, of course, on a day I'm up.
05:46Okay, I hate you.
05:49I love you.
05:50I'm literally on my way to recce.
05:52Oh, yummy.
05:53Also, does Elle have consent to use your voice?
05:56Yes, Elle has consent.
05:57I love you, Elle.
05:58Bye.
06:01Okay, who else?
06:03Say a Pilates studio is suing you
06:05because you fell off the Reformer.
06:07I'm gonna call Tate McRae.
06:12Hello?
06:13Hi, I'm freaking out.
06:15What?
06:16I just did Pilates at this random Pilates place
06:18in New York, and I fell off the Reformer really bad.
06:21And like, I sprained my ankle,
06:23but now they're telling me they can sue me.
06:25Is that possible?
06:27What?
06:28Yeah, they're saying they can sue me or something,
06:29but like, how is that legal?
06:30Because I fell off their machine.
06:33They can't sue you.
06:34Like, that's insane.
06:35Are they mad at you for that?
06:36Yes, they're so mad.
06:37They kicked me out of the class.
06:39I was like, ow, ow, ow.
06:40And then they were like, okay,
06:40like, while you're waiting to go to the hospital,
06:42you need to wait outside for legal reasons.
06:44And they were like, we're pressing, like,
06:47action against you.
06:48Wait, they can't do that, because that's on them.
06:51Like, it's their machine.
06:53So should I just ignore it?
06:54Like, I don't, can you ignore a lawsuit?
06:57Well, can you call your manager?
06:59Yeah, maybe I just do that, huh?
07:01If it's actually serious,
07:02you're gonna fall like real people.
07:03Okay, I'm sorry.
07:04This is for-
07:05What the fuck's up?
07:06What the fuck?
07:07This is for Elle's phoning it in.
07:08I'm sorry, this was a prank.
07:10Wait, what?
07:11This was the prank.
07:13Shut the fuck up, Jade.
07:15I'm gonna murder you.
07:16You were so supportive, though.
07:19Okay, I love you, bye.
07:21Great.
07:22Gross.
07:24Say you got cast on Below Deck.
07:27Okay, hold on.
07:29If she picks up, I am calling Charli XCX.
07:34Hello?
07:35Hi.
07:37Hi.
07:38Hi.
07:39Hi.
07:40I was just watching your TikTok about scabies.
07:43Wait, how insane.
07:45Yeah, literally, like, as you called me.
07:47Wait, I'm calling
07:49because I need advice about something.
07:52Oh, am I on your podcast right now?
07:53No, no, no, no, no, no.
07:55I'm just, I am in my podcast room,
07:57but we're not rolling.
07:58Okay, go on, what's up?
08:00Okay, so do you remember
08:01when we were talking about Below Deck?
08:04Yeah.
08:05They invited me on for-
08:08Fuck off.
08:09Yes.
08:10Fuck off, are you joking?
08:12No-
08:13Okay, but what's the deal?
08:15Because I thought you had to pay for the charter.
08:17They said they'll pay.
08:19Bitch, do it, come on.
08:21Would you come?
08:22Okay, they have asked me before,
08:24and I said no,
08:26but, you know, times have changed.
08:29And it's a brat summer.
08:30But here's the vibe, though, like,
08:33because obviously it's about the crew, right?
08:35Right.
08:36But if we're going to do it,
08:38do we not have to sort of, like,
08:40try and at least make it a little bit about us?
08:42Well, of course, the whole thing has to be about us.
08:45Would we be being, like, nice?
08:46I mean, we can't be, like, evil.
08:48Okay, well, what if we were, like,
08:50with, like, a side of, like, vulnerability,
08:52and then, like, if anyone, like,
08:53tries to get mad at us, we're like,
08:54no, it's just promo for brat.
08:56Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:57Okay, okay.
08:58Okay, let me-
09:01I'm going to tell my team.
09:02Honestly, I was really not expecting this.
09:06But I love it.
09:07What a surprise.
09:07Okay, well, I have to tell you,
09:10this is a prank call.
09:11I'm on Elle's phoning it in.
09:13Shut up.
09:14I'm so sorry.
09:16Shut up, you bitch.
09:18I'm so-
09:18Bitch!
09:19I'm so sorry.
09:20You were so ready.
09:22I know, and I love you for that.
09:24Oh my God, now I'm, like, devastated.
09:27I-
09:28Fuck you, Jay.
09:30I was so ready.
09:32Oh my God, you got me so good.
09:34I know.
09:35I love you, I love you.
09:37Oh, love you, how funny.
09:39Okay, I'll speak to you in a bit.
09:40Love you, bye.
09:43I honestly can't believe she answered.
09:46Wait, I feel-
09:47I'm on cloud nine.
09:47Like, I'm on cloud nine.
09:50Should I do the iCloud one?
09:52Say someone hacked your iCloud
09:54and is posting everything from your camera roll.
09:58Okay, I got Renee, Charlie.
10:00I'm just gonna call Glenn,
10:02see if he answers the phone.
10:05His iCloud photo?
10:09Please leave your message for three, one.
10:13Call me, major news.
10:15Freaking out.
10:17He said, shooting right now,
10:18but I can call you when I wrap.
10:20Glenn.
10:21Or send me a voice note and I'll listen between takes.
10:26Like, what?
10:28Okay, Glenn just sent me a voice note.
10:32All right, if you're freaking out a little bit,
10:34tell me what's up, how can I help?
10:36He sounds like he's on set,
10:37so I'm not gonna bother him.
10:41Who else?
10:42Okay.
10:43I'm going to call my close friend, Alex Earl.
10:47Hi, I'm freaking out.
10:48What?
10:49Someone hacked my iCloud.
10:51What do you mean?
10:52Someone hacked my iCloud.
10:54How do you know?
10:55Because they're, like, asking me for money.
10:57They're, like, texting me off my own number,
11:00being like, we're in your iCloud,
11:01and they're, like, sending me, like, photos of myself.
11:06You know what I mean?
11:07And, like, threatening to post them
11:09if I don't give them money.
11:10Should I just pay them?
11:11Okay.
11:12No, do you have lawyers?
11:14I think so.
11:15I would talk to, like,
11:18Okay.
11:19Because, like, even if that is a situation
11:21where you need to, like, pay them to get off,
11:23they have to, like, sign something
11:24or ask if they have any, like, IT or something
11:27that can, like, help with this
11:28because they've definitely seen this before.
11:30Okay.
11:31Okay.
11:32Okay.
11:32You're on Elle's phoning it in.
11:33I'm sorry.
11:34This was a prank.
11:37Hello.
11:40What?
11:42I'm sorry.
11:42You were so supportive and nice, though.
11:45Fuck you.
11:47I'm sorry.
11:48But not, like-
11:49You're just freaking out.
11:50I know.
11:51I'm sorry.
11:52Oh my God.
11:53Love you.
11:54Bye.
11:56Beautiful.
11:57Honestly?
11:57Everyone answered.
11:59Everyone answered.
12:00Who didn't answer?
12:01Just Glenn, but he texted back.
12:03Thank you so much for watching me prank
12:05everyone in my contacts.
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12:09at 7 p.m. Pacific.

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