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00:00It's time for the show where anything can happen because your imagination fills in the blanks.
00:07It's...
00:10And here's your host, David Sedoni!
00:18Alright, alright!
00:20Hey everybody, how's it going? Welcome to Mad Libs, the world's greatest word game.
00:25A Mad Lib is a story that's missing a few words, and it's up to you to fill in the blanks with your own unusual words.
00:31On today's show, our players are going to be competing in a series of mental and physical games,
00:36and those games are going to take that Mad Lib off the page and bring it to life.
00:40But that's enough talking about it, let's bring out the team!
00:43Come on!
00:49Come on down here! Alright, how you guys doing?
00:51Fine.
00:52Alright, let's find out who we got playing today. First up, we got the red team. David, how you doing, buddy?
00:56Good.
00:57Good, tell me about yourself. What do you like to do, dude?
00:59Well, I love to, um, play basketball and I love to dance.
01:02Oh, really?
01:03Yeah.
01:04Cool. So, uh, who's your favorite basketball player?
01:06It depends, since, um, well, Michael Jordan is leaving.
01:10Michael Jordan's leaving?
01:11So...
01:12But he's the man, so stick with Michael.
01:13Yeah.
01:14That's what I say. Good to have you here, buddy. Victoria, how are you doing?
01:16Hi, I'm Victoria Flores, and, um...
01:18Tell me the craziest thing you've ever done. Quick.
01:20Well, my mom, she's bought me some, um, purple hair streak thing, brushing your hair with a comb.
01:25Uh-huh.
01:26And, well, I dyed my hair, like, streaked purple once.
01:28Purple hair?
01:29Yeah, like...
01:30Well, I've never done that. That's pretty nutso. Let's find out who you guys are playing against.
01:33Over here, we got the blue team. How are you guys?
01:35Yeah, we're fine.
01:36Good. Jessica and Saladin. Jessica, tell us about yourself. Uh, let me see. Do you do any sports? Anything fun like that?
01:41Well, I like to rollerblade.
01:43Yeah?
01:44Um, I'm gonna do a lot of rollerblading this summer, and I was watching some stunt work on the rollerblading...
01:48Uh-huh.
01:49...on a TV channel, so I'm hoping I'll be able to do that on my mom and dad.
01:52Stunt rollerblading.
01:53Woo!
01:54Good luck. Be careful. Wear your helmet.
01:55Yes, definitely.
01:56All right, Jessica, we got Saladin. How you doing, bud?
01:57Woo! Doing pretty good.
01:58So tell me, besides your school books, what's your favorite kind of books to read?
02:01My favorite kind of books are sci-fi, fantasy, stuff like that.
02:03Oh, yeah?
02:04Yeah.
02:05Cool. Sounds fun.
02:06Yeah, it's, like, it's pretty good.
02:07It's good? Let's give it up for the teams, everybody.
02:09All right. Are you guys ready to play?
02:12Yeah.
02:13Good, because today we're gonna put dynamite in your dictionary.
02:16These two teams are gonna compete to try and get the most points.
02:19Now, the team that gets the most points gets to go on to the maximum Mad Lib,
02:22where they have a chance to win a CD shopping spree.
02:27Run and grab as many CDs as you can.
02:30Now, what we do in our first round is we take a Mad Lib,
02:33and we have one of our viewers fill in all the blanks.
02:36So let's check this one out.
02:40Hi, my name is Jonathan, and I am 12 years old,
02:43and I go to Elliott Middle School.
02:45And here's a Mad Lib I have created.
02:47It is called Waiter, Please, and this is how it goes.
02:51My brother works part-time as a shampoo boy at a restaurant.
02:56He helps the waiters clear the heads off the tables
02:59and puts them in plastic pants
03:01before carrying them off to the kitchen to be washed in the itch cream.
03:07Good luck, contestants.
03:09Whoo! All right.
03:12Thanks, Jonathan.
03:13Sounds like a scary restaurant, but guess what?
03:15We actually made it.
03:17We took Jonathan's words and turned it into a game for these players.
03:20Let's go.
03:24Come on over here, all right.
03:26Well, using Jonathan's words, we got to get these guys ready.
03:30Guys, go get in your huge pants.
03:32Today, what we're going to do is we're going to be taking the shampoo boy
03:35and the waiter and making the wackiest restaurant in town.
03:38How's that work?
03:39Well, the girls have to grab these heads right here.
03:42They have to dip them over here into this itching cream.
03:46Then they got to take their head, throw them as hard as they can
03:49because they have to come back here and land in their partner
03:52in these huge, big, baggy pants.
03:54The team that has the most heads in the pants in 45 seconds wins the 20 points.
03:59All right, gang, let's get ready to go.
04:01Let's set the clock for 45 seconds.
04:03Girls, get ready to dip your head.
04:05On your mark, get set, go!
04:10All right, that's one for the red team.
04:13Looking good.
04:15That itching cream's getting all over.
04:17Two to one.
04:19Blue team ties it up.
04:22Oh, red team takes the lead.
04:24The blue team ties it up again.
04:27They're going one on one.
04:29It's getting a little slippery out there with itching cream.
04:33Red team takes the lead.
04:36Oh, no.
04:39They're falling all over the place.
04:42There's another one for the blue team.
04:45Another one for the blue team.
04:48And another one for the blue team, and it eats it.
04:52All right, hold up.
04:55Hold up, everybody.
04:56Come on in here.
04:57Girls, come on over here.
04:59Guys, come on in.
05:01Come on in.
05:02Come on in.
05:03Actually, we had this one that was in for the blue team.
05:06He's got a hole in the bottom of his pants.
05:08So we're going to add that one.
05:09Let's check the red team first.
05:11Red team, how many we got?
05:12We got one.
05:13Itching cream all over it.
05:15Two, three, four heads for the red team.
05:19Let's see what we got for the blue team.
05:21Blue team has one, two, three, four, five heads for the blue team.
05:27They pulled it out.
05:29Guys, our score right now is 20 points for the blue team,
05:32and we got nothing for the red team.
05:34You guys take your pants off.
05:35That's okay.
05:36Everybody's got a chance to get more points as we go on to round two.
05:40Time to get madder than you.
05:41Are we ready to go?
05:42Let's go.
05:46Careful coming up.
05:48It gets slippery.
05:50All right, now we're going to find out which team is madder than the other one in this round.
05:55As you guys know, the key to being a really good Mad Libber is to have a huge vocabulary
05:59because the more words that you know, the better options you have to fill in all the blanks.
06:03This is how this game is played.
06:05I'm going to give you guys a category.
06:07You got to rack your brains to come up with as many words as you can that fit into that category.
06:11Now, to make things a little bit more interesting,
06:13you have to pass this hot potato here back and forth, just like that.
06:18Now, if you get a brain cramp and you can't answer, well, then that category is over,
06:22and the other team wins the five points.
06:25All right?
06:26You ready?
06:27Remember, you cannot repeat another player's answer or a form of the same word.
06:31Okay?
06:32Who wants to go first over here?
06:33Who wants to go first over here?
06:34All right, we'll go girls first.
06:35Guys, you get ready.
06:37We're going to put two and a half minutes to let these guys play as many categories as they can.
06:42Here comes your first category.
06:44Breakfast cereal.
06:45Go.
06:46Rice Krispies.
06:47Fruity Pebbles.
06:48Fruit Loops.
06:50Rice Krispies Cheese.
06:52Oh, it's a form of the word.
06:53Sorry.
06:54That's five points for the blue team.
06:56Moving on.
06:57Next category.
06:59Things with a motor.
07:01Motorcycle.
07:03A toy car.
07:05Airplane.
07:07A bike.
07:09A truck.
07:11Airplane.
07:12That's a repeat.
07:13You said airplane.
07:14That's five points for the blue team.
07:16Next category is words that rhyme with cat.
07:20Cat.
07:21Match.
07:24Oh, too much time.
07:25Five points for the red team.
07:27Next category is parts of a bicycle.
07:30Go.
07:31Wheels.
07:32Handlebars.
07:33Chain.
07:34Brakes.
07:37Helmet.
07:39That's not part of the bicycle.
07:41That's part of you, but that's a good try.
07:43Five more points for the blue team.
07:45Next category.
07:47Signs of the Zodiac.
07:49Go.
07:50Libra.
07:51Capricorn.
07:52Leo.
07:55No.
07:56Five points for the blue team.
07:58Next category is words that start with the letter B.
08:03Baseball.
08:04Bat.
08:06Bunch.
08:07Big.
08:08Banana.
08:10Buddy.
08:11Bowl.
08:13Bonzo.
08:14Basketball.
08:16Billy.
08:19Um...
08:20Bit.
08:21Ah, too much time.
08:22That's five points for the red team.
08:24Okay, next category is holidays.
08:27Go.
08:28Christmas.
08:29Hanukkah.
08:31Fourth of July.
08:32Halloween.
08:34Valentine's Day.
08:36St. Patrick's Day.
08:37Easter.
08:39Um...
08:41Feast.
08:42Ah, that's five points for the red team.
08:44Next category.
08:46Blue things.
08:47Blue.
08:48Blue things.
08:49Go.
08:50Uh...
08:51Honey.
08:52Cookie Monster.
08:54I think honey is not blue.
08:57Isn't that yellow?
08:58Nice try, though.
08:59That's five points for the blue team.
09:01Appropriate.
09:02The blue team gets those points.
09:03Let's go to something you spread on bread.
09:07Go.
09:08Butter.
09:09Margarine.
09:10Jam.
09:13Um...
09:14Ah, that's five points for the blue team.
09:17Time's up.
09:18Come on in.
09:19Come on in.
09:20Let's take a look at the scores.
09:21Well, red team, you got on the board.
09:23Nice job.
09:24Fifteen points for the red team.
09:25Blue team still in the lead with 50 points.
09:30All right.
09:31Way to go.
09:32Now, next up, we got our mega stunt.
09:34That's where our players have to use their minds
09:36and their muscles doing some crazy stuff.
09:39You don't want to miss it.
09:40Come on back.
09:44Hey, everybody.
09:46Welcome back to Mad Libs.
09:48Let's check out the scores.
09:50Red team on the board with 15.
09:52Blue team still in the lead with 50 points.
09:55Nice job, blue team.
09:57All right.
09:58Now it's time to go on to a game that puts the mega in mega.
10:02Here we go.
10:04It's time to go bowling for pickles.
10:06What our players do, they got these cards on their chest
10:09and these big old watermelons right here on their heads.
10:12Now, the players have to dive down the slide,
10:15flying across the floor,
10:16trying to stick these pickles to their watermelon.
10:19Now, each pickle has got a word on it, just like this one.
10:22Gutterball.
10:23Yeah, that's a gutterball.
10:24It's a word.
10:25It's a word.
10:26It's a word.
10:27It's a word.
10:28It's a word.
10:29It's a word.
10:30It's a word.
10:31It's a word.
10:32It's a word.
10:33It's a word.
10:34It's a word.
10:35It's a word.
10:36It's a word.
10:37It's a word.
10:38It's a word.
10:39Yeah, gutterball.
10:40Yeah, that's a gutterball.
10:41Now, once they get a pickle stuck on their watermelon,
10:43they have to come over and try and stick it into the mad lib wall.
10:46The first team to complete their mad lib wall
10:49by getting all 4 words wins the mega stunt
10:51and of course, the 20 points.
10:53Are you ready to rock and roll?
10:55Yeah!
10:56All right, guys, get in position down there.
10:58Girls, position up here.
11:00That's one for the blue team.
11:07Blue team's got one in place.
11:09Now the red team tags, and they get one in place.
11:15Saladin got a good ride there.
11:19David went all the way through, he couldn't get one.
11:21Now it looks like he's got one.
11:24He's going to tag.
11:26Tag goes.
11:29Red team's got a repeat, that puts the blue team way in the lead.
11:41Here it comes, red team catches up, and the blue team once again,
11:46they got a repeat, so now we got ourselves a tie.
11:48It's two to two.
11:51It's two to two.
11:57Saladin's running, tags Victoria, that's a good one,
12:00is that going to go in?
12:02That's in, that's three.
12:04And that's three for the blue team, it's a tie.
12:07It's a tie.
12:10Now they have to get four in order to get four different colors.
12:14For right now, it appears that their watermelon got the right color.
12:19Do they need a blue one?
12:20That's it.
12:24Nice job from the river.
12:26Way to go blue team.
12:27All right, let's take a look at your words.
12:29That was a close one.
12:31They got munchies, perspiration, meatloaf, and couch potato.
12:36Let's take those words and put them in the Mad Lib, come on.
12:44You guys got your pickles by just inches,
12:47you got your pickle in the Mad Lib wall first.
12:49So we're going to take your pickle words and stick them into our Mad Lib.
12:53Let's see the Mad Lib for the Mega Stunch.
12:57This one's called Checkmate.
12:59Pickles, your words, chess.
13:01Going to be goofy, let's see.
13:03Chess is a game of strategy and munchies.
13:06The object is to capture your opponent's perspiration.
13:10This is accomplished by maneuvering your meatloaf around the couch potato.
13:15All right, good one.
13:17Move the meatloaf around the couch potato.
13:19Well, their words created a goofy Mad Lib,
13:23and of course you guys also get the 20 points for winning the Mega Stunch.
13:29Now it's time to move it up one more level as we go over to Mixed Up Mad Libs.
13:33Come on guys, let's go.
13:43Get those watermelons off your head.
13:46Amazing job so far, teams.
13:48Now let's take a look at the scores.
13:50Red team 15, blue team 70 points, way to go.
13:56Red team, don't stress, a lot of chance to catch up here.
14:00We're going on to a one minute, 30 second competition.
14:03I'm going to read a Mixed Up Mad Lib.
14:05That's a word that already has a crazy, or a sentence that already has a crazy word inserted.
14:10When you know the correct word, you buzz in and give me the answer.
14:13Now here's the good part, red team, each one is worth 10 points.
14:17We're going to go fast here, so there's a big chance for anybody to catch up.
14:21So let's put a minute 30 on the clock.
14:23You guys get in position and ready to go.
14:28Starting with the girls, thank you.
14:311.30 on the clock, here comes the first question.
14:36If you blend chocolate syrup with milk and vanilla ice cream,
14:39you've got a chocolate swill cake.
14:42Jessica?
14:42Chocolate milkshake.
14:43Correct.
14:44On May 13th, 1961, a future tattooed Chicago bull was born
14:48and given the name Dennis Rubberband.
14:51That's Saladin.
14:51Dennis Rodman?
14:52Right.
14:53The E in email stands for egghead.
14:57Jessica?
14:58Oh, I forgot.
15:00Victoria?
15:01A dress?
15:02No.
15:03No, electronic.
15:05If you are someone who chooses not to eat meat, you're called a librarian.
15:09That's Saladin.
15:10Vegetarian?
15:11Correct.
15:12The story about a boy who faked an emergency is called
15:15The Boy Who Cried Bark.
15:17Jessica?
15:18The Boy Who Cried Wolf.
15:19Yes.
15:20It's the name of a car and it's a planet with rings.
15:23It's Sabrina.
15:25Saladin?
15:26Saturn?
15:26Yes.
15:28Getting three strikes in a row in bowling is known as a toilet.
15:32Jessica?
15:33Oh, gosh.
15:35Victoria?
15:36Strike.
15:37No.
15:37Turkey.
15:38Three strikes, it's a turkey.
15:40In Washington, D.C., the White House sits on Platypus Avenue.
15:45David?
15:47Pennsylvania?
15:48Right.
15:50The whole world seems to be watching The Truman Show
15:52and its star, Jim Cranberry.
15:54Victoria?
15:55Scary.
15:55Yes.
15:56Thomas Edison brightened our world when he invented the frightful.
16:00Saladin?
16:01The light bulb?
16:01Yes.
16:02The film 101 Dalmatians, Glenn Close played Cruella Gabon.
16:07That's it.
16:08We ran out of time.
16:09Red team, 35 points.
16:11Blue team, 134.
16:14They're our winner, Red team.
16:18You guys did a great job today.
16:20So close.
16:20I'm telling you.
16:21You guys were this far from getting the mega shot.
16:24You did great.
16:24And everyone's a winner here on Mad Libs,
16:26so we're going to make sure you guys get some cool stuff.
16:28You're going to get the trivia game that's
16:30fun for the entire family.
16:31It's Disney Interactions, the D Show on TV One.
16:34And you're also going to get your own collection
16:37of the world's greatest word game.
16:38You're going to get some Mad Lib books.
16:40That's for you guys, too.
16:41Give it up for the Red team one more time.
16:42They were awesome.
16:44Nice job, guys.
16:45Blue team, way to go.
16:47Give me some.
16:48Good job.
16:48Good job.
16:49You guys took care of business.
16:50You took care of business.
16:51But now it's time to take care of some more business.
16:53We got to take it over to the Maximal Mad Lib.
16:55Come on.
16:57Right here.
16:59All right.
17:00Great job so far.
17:01Now, which one of you guys is going to be giving the clues?
17:04I will.
17:04Saladin, you're going to be giving the clues.
17:06The envelope is for you.
17:07Those are the five words we're going to use
17:09to build the Maximal Mad Lib.
17:10You go set them up in whichever clue area you want.
17:13Jessica, you stay right here, and you don't go anywhere.
17:16When we come back, we're going to the Maximal Mad Lib
17:19for the Green Prize.
17:21All right.
17:35Welcome back to Mad Libs, everybody.
17:37And right now, it's time to build
17:39our Maximal Mad Lib of the day.
17:41During the break, Saladin, who is probably
17:43one of the bluest blue players we've ever had,
17:45he put his words in all the clue areas down here.
17:48Now, here's how the Max works.
17:50There's going to be five blanks
17:52in our final Mad Lib of the day.
17:54Saladin has to give the clues down to Jessica.
17:56Now, the clues are going to come from five different areas.
17:59The first area is Stuff It.
18:01Taking four of the marshmallows from this huge bin,
18:03you've got to stuff them in your mouth
18:05and try and say the word.
18:06This one's Lick It.
18:08Lick this frosting and spell the word with your tongue.
18:12Then there's Draw It.
18:14Grab a pen, draw something that looks like the word,
18:17and hope Jessica guesses it.
18:20Get to Act It.
18:21Act it out any way you can,
18:23except no talking here, Saladin.
18:25And then there's Mold It.
18:27That's where you've got to take this pile of junk right here
18:30and form it into something that looks like the word.
18:32Now, if Jessica correctly guesses each word,
18:34we're going to jam it into the Mad Lib on the screen.
18:37Come on, Jessica.
18:38Okay, now you know.
18:39Your goal is to get as many words as you can,
18:42because the grand prize is hidden
18:44beneath only one of those words.
18:46Players look ready?
18:47Let's set the clock for 1 minute, 30 seconds.
18:49Go you up to your bowl.
18:51On your mark, get set, go for it.
18:54Looks like he's going to start at Draw It.
18:57This category is Food.
18:59It's a food.
19:00Um, cauliflower.
19:01Um, cookies, oatmeal, mashed potatoes.
19:05Um, um...
19:07It's a food.
19:08Pass, pass.
19:10Gonna pass on that one.
19:12Move over to Act It.
19:14Act It.
19:15Drinking.
19:17Category is Something a Baby Does.
19:19Drools.
19:20Um, crying.
19:22Uh, slobber.
19:23That's it.
19:24Good job.
19:25Good job.
19:26Over to Stuff It.
19:28Stuff It.
19:29He's getting the marshmallows in.
19:30The category is A Place.
19:32Preschool.
19:33Pre-school.
19:34Good job.
19:35Whoo!
19:36Whoo!
19:37He's got those marshmallows in really well.
19:39All right, moving on to Lick It.
19:41Um...
19:42This is a type of bird.
19:43It's a type of bird, Jessica.
19:45Oh...
19:46Oh...
19:47Oh...
19:48Oh...
19:49Type of bird.
19:50Beam.
19:51Be...
19:52A boobie?
19:54Pass.
19:55Pass.
19:56Pass.
19:57Gonna pass on that one.
19:58He's got Draw It or Mold It.
20:00Looks like he's going to mold it.
20:02Mold It.
20:03This category is They Have No Bones.
20:05They Have No Bones.
20:07Um, jellyfish.
20:09Uh, ears.
20:11Um...
20:12More specific.
20:13Earlobes!
20:14Earlobes!
20:15Earlobes!
20:16Earlobes!
20:17There you go.
20:18Good job.
20:19Back to Lick It or Over to Draw It.
20:20Over to Draw It, actually.
20:21Remember...
20:22What was it?
20:23It's a food.
20:24Broccoli!
20:25Food.
20:26Oh...
20:27Oh, that's it.
20:28Out of time.
20:29Nice job, though.
20:30Good guessing.
20:31Come on over here.
20:32Saladin, come on down.
20:33Come on down, buddy.
20:34Come on down.
20:35Jessica, right here.
20:36Come over here.
20:37Saladin, come on down, dude.
20:38Over here, buddy.
20:39Whoo!
20:40Way to go.
20:41Good job.
20:42Good job.
20:43You did well.
20:44We're gonna get the words that you got.
20:45And let's take a look at some of the words you didn't get.
20:47So let's see the list of words first.
20:49All right, we got...
20:50Preschool, we got.
20:51That was good.
20:52Man, you're pretty good at that, marshmallow-shoving.
20:54That was great, buddy.
20:55Then we got...
20:56Earlobes.
20:57Then we got...
20:58Slobber.
20:59Type of bird.
21:00Here, look at...
21:01Those are two O's and an S.
21:02And that's a G at the beginning.
21:03It's a goose.
21:04Goose is what we were looking for.
21:05And then the food...
21:06Saladin, great job.
21:07Those are...
21:08Crackers.
21:09Crackers is what we were looking for.
21:10So I'll tell you what.
21:11We'll take these words you got.
21:12We'll stick them into the Mad Lib
21:13and see what happens.
21:14Let's see the Mad Lib.
21:16It's called...
21:17The movie premiere.
21:19Slobbering movies.
21:20Hmm.
21:21This is...
21:22When we arrived at the preschool,
21:23there were lots of reporters taking earlobes
21:26of the actors who slobber in the movie.
21:29It was a wild goose picture
21:31with lots of car chases and crackers.
21:34All right, that's a good one, guys.
21:35Now...
21:36You got three words right.
21:38Three out of five.
21:39You never know.
21:40Let's take a look at your words.
21:41First up, we have preschool.
21:43Is it there?
21:45No, all right.
21:46We do still have two more left.
21:48How about earlobes?
21:49Is it there?
21:51No, not there either.
21:52All right, now.
21:53It could be under slobber,
21:54could be under goose or crackers.
21:57Let's see, gang.
21:58Is it under slobber?
22:01Oh, it's not there.
22:03Hey, but you know what?
22:04Let's find out where it was.
22:06Which one was it under?
22:07Oh, it was under goose.
22:09You almost had the goose licks,
22:10but not quite.
22:11But guess what?
22:12We're still gonna give you guys
22:13some great stuff.
22:14You're gonna get a camera.
22:16We got you guys
22:17a cool camera.
22:18You can have all the fun
22:19with this camera.
22:2035mm rugged camera.
22:22Tons of fun.
22:23You guys, we had a great time.
22:25They had a great time.
22:26We'll see you next time.
22:28We'll see you next time.
22:58Lids.