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00:27Can I get that ensar to open?
00:29It's idiot safeguarding, isn't it?
00:31Just makes sure thickos don't choke.
00:34How many GCSEs did you get again?
00:52Just go and see what the old boy's got to say for himself.
00:58Yeah.
01:05He made good progress overnight, but he needs to take it slow.
01:08Okay?
01:09Okay.
01:11Well done.
01:13Steady, steady, boy.
01:16I want to get out of here in one piece.
01:21Is everything alright?
01:23We know it was you.
01:25Phil found the money on you.
01:27You was going to sneak it back in, weren't you?
01:29Blame it on Will.
01:32I trusted you.
01:33We let you back in.
01:35It was all an act, wasn't it?
01:38Don't look at him, look at me.
01:41Admit it.
01:42Because I'm done with all this lying.
01:46Admit it!
01:51I'm sorry, boy.
01:57See...
01:59The life I've had, I don't...
02:02I don't really think that I believe in God anymore.
02:06But I do believe in karma.
02:09Because karma is what put you in here.
02:16It's just a shame it didn't put you six foot under.
02:28I'm sorry, Grandad.
02:30I'm so sorry.
02:31Phil knows, he knows everything.
02:32He made me do it.
02:35Save your tears for someone who's worth them.
02:39Go on.
02:42Go with your old man.
02:46It'll be alright.
02:52Why has he got to bring a burden on himself?
02:55Why has he got to bring a book everywhere?
02:58Well, he's reading.
02:59Yeah, I know, but can't he get it on audio or whatever?
03:02Pretend he's listening to music.
03:08Morning.
03:09We're looking for a Mr Stevie Mitchell, please.
03:12Could you tell me what time you get off?
03:14Then maybe we could both get off together, eh?
03:17You'll have to excuse him.
03:19He should read more and talk less.
03:21Is there any chance of his room number?
03:24Room 302.
03:25Thank you.
03:27Oi.
03:30Remember, you can put on a show but don't show us up.
03:34Got it?
03:35Got it?
03:36Yes.
03:37Good. Now do your talk like that.
03:40Alright, keep an eye on him.
03:42And I'll go and deal with the old boy.
03:55That ain't right.
03:57You've always been good to me.
04:00You've always tried to help.
04:02Finally stopped going along with Dad and this is the end of that, isn't it?
04:07Life throws you a hand to play and you play it the best way you can or you fold and walk away.
04:14I've done my share of walking away.
04:17But I'm going to play this hand.
04:20And so are you.
04:22And so are you.
04:24Phil sorted out that bully because he's looking out for you.
04:29And so am I.
04:31You'll learn from this and you'll be looking out for your old man and your family from now on.
04:40Do you hear what I'm saying?
04:42Yeah.
04:44Good.
04:46Now do yourself a favour and walk away.
04:49Go on.
04:50I'll play this hand.
04:52You play yours the best way you can.
05:00Oh, get off your soppy.
05:01Go on, get off out of it.
05:08Go on, son.
05:10On your way.
05:19So this is where you've been hiding.
05:25Yeah, come on.
05:26Look, it's my time to talk to him.
05:27All right?
05:28I know he's busy, but...
05:31Okay, I'll try again later.
05:35I just can't believe it.
05:37Billy trusted him.
05:38Yeah, we all did.
05:39Yeah, well, he's a con-merchant, isn't he?
05:41Probably threw himself over an order against him for the old scum.
05:44Well, should we have the money on him when we found him?
05:46How'd he get in?
05:47Us.
05:48All I know is what I saw.
05:49You know, he was sneaking it back in there to blame it on Will.
05:51That's his level.
05:53He even nuked us all in this case.
05:56Anyway, on to bigger and better things.
05:57How about coming round to my night for a football, yeah?
06:00You want us to come round yours?
06:01Is there an echo in here or something?
06:03Well, you ain't got plans, have you?
06:04Well, I said I'd meet Fitzy for a drink.
06:06So tell me you're busy.
06:07I did get a bloke stabbed before.
06:09So you did get a bloke stabbed?
06:10Yeah.
06:11So tell me you're busy.
06:12I did get a bloke stabbed before.
06:13So you didn't stab him, did you?
06:15What time's the game?
06:16Oh, forget it, all right, forget it.
06:18I don't want to make a big palaver out of you or anything.
06:20All right? Just forget it.
06:23Oh.
06:25You took the cherry off his bake, Will.
06:28We just did.
06:29We swerved one of his boys' night-ins.
06:31Look, Jane, he's probably got some job for us.
06:33Something don't require me to lose my job.
06:35I'm not buying all this boys' night-in stuff.
06:38He probably needs something from us.
06:39Come on, he needs some company.
06:41Look, boys, he's got no cat to disappoint,
06:44no Ben to lead astray.
06:46George is back in the Vic and, you know,
06:48he's got a few more bridges to build with Sharon and Albie.
06:51So all he's left with for now is his one-night stand
06:54ex and a seven-year-old bouncing off the wall.
06:56So, look, he needs some company.
07:00So go on, suck it up and have a night in with him.
07:03Because let's be honest, left to his own devices,
07:05he'll only end up organising a heist
07:07or getting shot or knocking up some other poor woman on the square.
07:11Yeah? Come on.
07:13Take one for the team.
07:18So are you going to tell me what happened
07:20or am I going to have to find out?
07:22I told you before.
07:24I went to see a mate,
07:26I had one too many,
07:28and I fell over like a sack of taters.
07:32What mate?
07:33An old mate.
07:35An old mate.
07:36And that young boy, I'm guessing he weren't your old mate then?
07:39No, he was a kid who got lost.
07:42Well, he looked like a nice kid to me.
07:45Looked upset too.
07:48You didn't upset him, did you?
07:52I want to be careful at your age.
07:54Careful and truthful.
07:58So if there's anything you want to tell me,
08:01well, now's the time.
08:04Time for your sponge bath, Mr Mitchell.
08:08Who might you be, handsome?
08:10Well, I'm a man who would never interrupt a sponge bath, darling.
08:16You're a lucky old boy.
08:19You stay lucky, yeah?
08:28Who the hell was that?
08:30Nothing to worry about.
08:34Shit.
08:45Yeah, well, half an hour ago, you had plans, didn't you?
08:47Yeah, we changed them.
08:48Yeah, well, maybe now I've got plans.
08:50Oh, come on, Phil, don't be like that.
08:52Look, we were just worried you wanted us to do something.
08:55Something? Something like what?
08:56Oh, I don't know.
08:57Get Cal to get information on someone,
08:59or smash someone's kneecaps.
09:01I mean, it is you, isn't it?
09:02So that's what I'm all about, is it?
09:04Well, you do have previous.
09:07I've got the beers in, Phil.
09:08All right.
09:09Don't be late for kick-off, yeah?
09:15Come on, boys, step it up.
09:24So is there a reason we follow these people, then?
09:26We ain't following them.
09:27Just keeping an eye on them.
09:29Because that's a massive difference.
09:31Read your book and let us deal with this, yeah?
09:35Whatever this is.
09:36I hate reading in the car. It makes me travel sick.
09:38Well, we ain't travelling now, are we? We're parked.
09:40It doesn't matter. We're in a car.
09:42Well, sit on the roof and read it.
09:43Right, boys, enough!
09:46Right, the pair of you, go and have a wander about or something.
09:48Wander about where?
09:49I don't know, H. Just around.
09:52Here, take this.
09:55Go and get him a burger.
09:56Keep out of trouble, yeah?
09:58Just need a minute.
09:59Trying to work something out.
10:13So you stole the charity money,
10:15snuck it back in,
10:17then fell over and knocked yourself out, right?
10:19You've cracked the case, Kojak.
10:21And Slick Rick, who was in here, was in the wrong room?
10:24Bingo.
10:25Full house, girl.
10:27Now, look, I need to do a Lord Lugan.
10:30So if you don't mind,
10:32you're going to have to see yourself out.
10:35I ain't buying it.
10:36Why don't you stop running away and start telling me the truth?
10:58I'm telling you exactly who I'm supposed to be.
11:02Don't you know which way you pick me?
11:07Come on and let me out.
11:11Should I cool it or should I blow?
11:27Come on.
11:57Come on.
12:16You fancy a push?
12:22Here.
12:23Take this.
12:25Go and get a burger.
12:26I'm hungry.
12:27Have a milkshake, then.
12:28I'm not fasting.
12:30Buy another book.
12:31You could do two at once.
12:33Really impress the birds.
12:35I want to go home.
12:36Yeah, well, I want my jammer and a rollie on my wrist,
12:40so we both know what it is to want, don't we?
12:42Just go enjoy yourself.
12:44Find some mates.
12:46Nobody knows you here, Barn.
12:48Make the most of it.
12:50I'm going to have a little look around,
12:52see what I can get up to.
12:54You sure you want to do that?
12:56Yeah.
12:57What's the worst that could happen?
12:59Well, you could end up fighting Georgian scaffolders
13:02or get drunk, find a straight...
13:04All right, let's not bring up ancient history, shall we?
13:07I'll be fine.
13:11Just remember, you can put on a show,
13:14but don't show me up, right?
13:17It's us.
13:18What's us?
13:19Don't show us up, not me.
13:21If you're going to recite Dad's Bible, get the verses right.
13:25Oh, Jesus.
13:49What are you doing?
13:51Who the hell are you?
13:53Why don't we just... Let's just try and calm down.
13:55Calm down? What are you doing in my house?
13:57Look, I took a chance and got lucky, that's all.
13:59So maybe just go and put some clothes on
14:01and, well, I can explain myself
14:03and we can both feel a bit more comfortable.
14:05Comfortable? Are you joking? I'm calling the police.
14:07No, no, you don't need to do that,
14:09cos I'm not here to cause any trouble.
14:11Cause me any trouble? You are in my house.
14:13And I'm... I'm wet.
14:15There's a joke in there somewhere,
14:16but, you know, I'm too much of a gentleman for that.
14:18Joke? You think this is funny? Where's my phone?
14:20Look...
14:21I'm looking for someone called Stevie Mitchell.
14:24What?
14:25I just want to know he's OK, that's all.
14:27I heard he was in an accident and, well,
14:29following my nose has led me here.
14:31Well, he's not here, OK?
14:33And he's not coming back here,
14:34so your nose can lead you out.
14:36Yeah? Otherwise I'm calling the police on my fiancé or both.
14:39Right.
14:40Look, I'm really sorry to have caused you any grief, my darling.
14:46I can see myself out.
14:49And, by the way,
14:50you probably shouldn't leave those keys under the pop-nut.
14:53There's plenty of wrong ones about.
15:10If you're looking for a place to rob, I'd look elsewhere.
15:14Can I suggest Beale's Eels?
15:16The owner's less scary and, to be honest, rob-worthy.
15:20I'm after a job, actually.
15:23I don't look like a thief, do I?
15:25A little bit.
15:26But it doesn't put me off.
15:28Well, you're Larry, ain't you?
15:30Yeah. And this is me at 50%.
15:35Right.
15:36Here. Any chance you can tell me where to find the owner?
15:40Beale Mitchell.
15:42Find him in the gym over there.
15:45I'd bring a pair of gloves, though, if I were you.
15:49Can I buy you a drink?
15:51To say thanks?
15:53Vodka and orange.
15:54If you're lucky enough to see me again.
16:01Keep the change, sweetheart.
16:03If you tip a waitress, she'll tip the cafe assistant, too.
16:06All right?
16:08Now, you wouldn't happen to know the coup on any Mitchells around here, would you?
16:13There's a bear poo in the woods.
16:16The Mitchells are like...
16:18like the Lannisters of Walford.
16:20You've seen Game of Thrones, right?
16:22No. Can't tell you.
16:24Well, basically, spoiler alert, you've got Phil, who's like...
16:27Ernie.
16:28You might want to refrain from talking about people's families.
16:31Especially if you don't use asking the questions.
16:35She's a little bit like her married insert, see, sometimes.
16:43Well, I'm Teddy, by the way.
16:44Oh, yeah? Good for you.
16:46Oh, not really.
16:47See, when people hear Teddy, they think that Teddy's sharing them.
16:50There was a lot of Arsenal growing up round my way.
16:52And he was top five most hated amongst them.
16:55I was guilty by association.
16:57And now, most of my best friends are goodness.
17:00I tend to win people over.
17:02Sometimes, life throws you curveballs.
17:05But it's just about how you handle them balls.
17:08Know what I mean?
17:13So, that's definitely four tickets.
17:15Yeah. All right.
17:18Lovely. Thanks, mate.
17:20All right. Cheers.
17:22Now, you look like the governor.
17:24I'm looking for Phil Mitchell.
17:26Owns the garage, I'm presuming, this place and all.
17:28And you look like the governor. Am I right?
17:30Who's asking?
17:31I'm Harry. H. Nice to meet you.
17:35Don't worry, I ain't old Bill.
17:37I'm a mechanic looking for a job.
17:39Well, I ain't Phil Mitchell.
17:41And I ain't hiring.
17:43Fair enough.
17:45Just wondering if you're closed in the middle of the day
17:47due to lack of staff.
17:48But you don't ask, you don't get, right?
17:50That's what my dad tells me.
17:57Come on.
17:59Come on.
18:01So, you live round here long, then?
18:03You sure you ain't old Bill?
18:05No, not me.
18:07My granddad, he took me to get a haircut once, right?
18:09One of them places with the, um,
18:11the toy kid sheds, right?
18:13I tried to get in the police motor one,
18:15he picks me up and sticks me in the plane one.
18:18Wasn't having it.
18:22So, you got a big family?
18:24I'd put money on you having a big family.
18:26Maybe your old man should have told you
18:28to keep your nose out of other people's business a lot.
18:30Maybe your old man should have told you
18:32to keep your nose out of other people's business a lot.
19:01If you get them any whiter, they'll look like turkey teeth.
19:06My dad, he likes his trainers white.
19:09Jeans skinny, top button and polos done up.
19:12And the kinks.
19:14He's a dedicated follower of our fashion.
19:17OK, I think I've followed about 80% of that.
19:21So, who are you then?
19:23Bar a weird book-reading kid who likes to sit by himself for fun?
19:26I'm reading books in weird.
19:28Reading books in weird?
19:30Yeah, well, round here it is.
19:32Are you lost?
19:35You could say that.
19:37OK, well, if you want some scummy fried chicken,
19:40that actually doesn't taste that bad.
19:42There's a McClunkey's just down there.
19:44If you want to be robbed by a corner shop,
19:47I mean, my family own one, just over there.
19:50And if you want to find somewhere better to read,
19:53there's a tube station just over there.
19:56Cheers.
19:58Anytime.
20:03So, is that any good, then, or what?
20:06I don't know. I haven't finished it yet.
20:09Fair enough.
20:12Now, I've seen a lot of barmaids in my time, but them eyes.
20:16I ain't seen a nicer pair. Hand on up.
20:19That's funny, cos I've had a lot of lines of hunters in my time,
20:22but that has to be up there with the least effective.
20:26Looks like it is your lucky day.
20:29I've got vodka and orange indoors.
20:31Want to make a toast?
20:33No, thanks.
20:35I've got to go.
20:37See you later.
20:39See you later.
20:41See you later.
20:43See you later.
20:45See you later.
20:47See you later.
20:49See you later.
20:51See you later.
20:53I've got vodka and orange indoors.
20:55Want to make it even luckier?
21:02Er, is this salsa?
21:04Oh, lowercase crack, detective.
21:07Ain't many cold ones of these, have you?
21:09Yeah, stick them in the freezer, they'll be ready in five minutes.
21:12Oh, by the way, I've got them tickets for Wimbledon next week.
21:15Oh, what, for the tennis?
21:17No, for the football course of tennis.
21:19Lexi's missed her dad, hasn't she?
21:21So thought we might cheer her up a bit.
21:23Nice.
21:25Let's get that, will you?
21:33Come in.
21:35Phil Mitchell?
21:37I understand you've been harassing my son.
21:49Come on, let's go!
21:57Everything all right, kid?
21:59Do I know you?
22:01No. No, you don't.
22:03But you do know the old boy, though, so...
22:05well, that sort of makes us mutual friends, I guess.
22:09Now, don't panic, mate. I'm not here to cause you any trouble.
22:12I just care about him too, that's all.
22:15By the looks on your moosh now,
22:17and at the hospital,
22:19I can tell you care a great deal about him as well.
22:22I'm just worried about him.
22:25You know, I spoke to him and...
22:27well, he wouldn't really tell me what happened.
22:30Or what he's even doing, knocking about round this manor in the first place.
22:35But maybe you could.
22:39Tell you what, why don't we go and have a drink in that pub over there?
22:43Put our heads together,
22:45and hopefully you can help put my mind at ease.
22:48Cos if you care about him as much as I do,
22:52then you can't say no.
23:02My son is very astute.
23:04As am I.
23:06He tells me you threatened him over some disagreement with a school friend, Will.
23:10His phone took the brunt of it, but still...
23:13Yeah, well, your son, he's got it wrong.
23:16Cos I was here all day and all night with Jay.
23:19Wasn't I, Jay?
23:22Yeah, you was, yeah.
23:24Mr Mitchell, I'm a solicitor.
23:27I've dealt with a multitude of intimidating characters.
23:30I deal with mistruths and deception on a daily basis.
23:34Are you sure you want to go down this route?
23:37My son ain't not here.
23:39Yeah.
23:41He's a cobbler. So we can go down any route you want.
23:45It's your choice.
23:47Stay away from my son.
23:56I knew it.
23:58There's always something.
23:59I didn't know he was coming round here, did I?
24:01It's not the point, though, is it?
24:03You're always up to something. You're always using people.
24:05You've got Raymond here.
24:06You can't keep bringing trouble to the door and expecting us two to back you up.
24:09So you can stick your little boys night and your tennis tickets, all right?
24:12It's what I do what I do for my family.
24:14And Ben understands that, and so should you.
24:17Right, well, Ben ain't here, Phil.
24:19And I don't want to be here either.
24:22PHONE RINGS
24:35Billy.
24:46Well, that was amazing.
24:49I think I quite like it round here.
24:52So, do you want to, you know, get dinner or grab a drink or something?
24:56Er, I've, er, I've got plans.
25:00Pardon me, I weren't that bad, was I?
25:03If you were bad, I would have told you.
25:05Two tips, though.
25:07Stop trying so hard.
25:09And undo that top button.
25:11Doesn't suit you.
25:13Very good.
25:16Who's this?
25:18Er, I had to get a bloke in.
25:20Er, pipes needed clearing.
25:24He, er, he did a good job.
25:27I'd better go.
25:29Another, another job.
25:34So what's he look like?
25:36I don't know. He's well-dressed.
25:38Handsome.
25:39Handsome? Who wants a description of him?
25:41Not a Tinder profile.
25:42I'm trying to help, Billy.
25:44And how many times have I told you not to leave the key under the flowerpot?
25:47And this bloke asked for Stevie, eh?
25:49Course he did.
25:50Someone else has robbed him.
25:52He didn't seem angry. He was more worried.
25:55Well, Will's gone missing now, so we're all worried, aren't we?
25:58You all right?
25:59I should never have let him back in. This is all down to me.
26:04Take it easy on the boy, all right?
26:06He's been through a lot.
26:11Afternoon, all.
26:14What are you doing here?
26:15Let me explain.
26:16Yeah, you can explain.
26:17You've had some geezer round here sniffing after you.
26:19Will's gone AWOL and I reckon it's something to do with this geezer,
26:21so you are going to tell me exactly who he is.
26:24Now!
26:29See, Lane?
26:30Will was in the Vic, talking to some bloke.
26:33Oh.
26:35Let me just send this.
26:38Go on, can you sign?
26:40Well, my dad, he...
26:43He was...
26:45He was happy to have Grandad back, you know?
26:47It was nice for him, I think.
26:50Weird at first, don't get me wrong.
26:53But it was nice.
26:55And now...
26:57Now it's all just messed up.
26:59I could see.
27:01Family, eh?
27:02And you're sure the old boy took that money, yeah?
27:06Cos I know him.
27:08And I know he's done some bad things to a lot of people, clearly,
27:11but all that ain't him.
27:13And I put my life on it.
27:15I just hope he's not stuck in a lie.
27:19You know?
27:21Cos that is him.
27:23He's stuck in a few.
27:30Will.
27:32Come here, come here.
27:35Is this him, eh?
27:36Yeah.
27:37What's your game, eh?
27:38What are you doing, eh?
27:39What are you doing with my boy?
27:41Come and talk, talk now.
27:42Oi, you pipe down or pick a window.
27:45Are you gonna show me what's going on?
27:50Are you gonna tell him or am I?
27:56Billy.
27:59This is Teddy Mitchell.
28:03He's your brother.
28:07Yeah.