Cartoon Planet Cartoon Planet E021 Those Miserables
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00:00One day I bumped into this big-shot TV guy I know
00:03He said I'm really desperate, would you like to host a show?
00:07I says I'm kinda busy here, saving the world from crime
00:10But if the money's right then buddy, show me where to sign
00:14Show him where to sign
00:15I knew I'd need some co-hosts or I would surely fail
00:19I remembered I had Bracken, Zorak locked up in my jail
00:22Hello
00:22I told them all about the show, they were happy as can be
00:25Yeah right
00:26The show is Cartoon Planet and the rest is history
00:29Ri-ri-ri-ri-ri
00:31Cartoon Planet starring me
00:33And me
00:33And me
00:38I went out last night to get me a bite
00:41It was about a quarter to two
00:44I met a little girl named Long Tall Sally
00:47We did the Hoodlily Hoo
00:49Hey!
00:49Hoodlily Hoo
00:51Hoodlily Hoo
00:52What in the world is the Hoodlily Hoo?
00:55That's how now they will tell you
00:57How to do the Hoodlily Hoo
00:59You pick your left foot up until you touch your nose
01:02Put your rear on your ear and wiggle your toes
01:05Hop all around like a kangaroo
01:07You're almost ready to Hoodlily Hoo
01:10Grab some pickles and a pound of cheese
01:13Get some burgers and mayonnaise
01:16Eat them all up and don't forget to chew
01:18Now you're doing the Hoodlily Hoo
01:20Hey!
01:21Hoodlily Hoo
01:22Hoodlily Hoo
01:23So that's how you do the Hoodlily Hoo
01:26Ain't nothing like you knowin' to
01:29Doin' the Hoodlily Hoo
01:37I knew that note was wrong
01:39Don't tell me I'm wrong
01:41You listen to me when I'm talking to you
01:48Wake up in the morning and think a little
01:51Take a hot shower, watch the news
01:54Then it takes over easy on the greasy side
01:57Oh yeah, I'm just an ordinary guy
02:00I'm an ordinary guy
02:02Except I can fly
02:04And sometimes I am invisible
02:07All day long I'm just a rightin' wrong
02:10And makin' evil villains miserable
02:13Oi! You can say that again!
02:16I love makin' evil villains miserable!
02:19I love all the cartoon shows in all the universe
02:22I get stuck on this one
02:24Work day's over and I got me a date
02:27With a big fat piece of pie
02:30I sit around thinkin' what a good boy am I
02:33But hey, I'm just an ordinary guy
02:36Just an average superhero kinda guy
02:39I'm just an extraordinary guy
02:50Woah! Hey!
02:54Don't touch me!
02:59Don't touch me!
03:01Woah! Hey!
03:04Don't touch me!
03:10Hey! Hey!
03:12Don't touch me!
03:14Don't touch me!
03:20Hey!
03:22Don't touch me!
03:34Don't touch me!
03:44I'm Ramblin'
03:47Ramblin'
03:49Ramblin' high and low
03:53I'm ramblin'
03:55Ramble, ramble, ramblin'
03:58Ramblin' everywhere I go
04:02I rambled down to visit with Mary Jane
04:07But she's up and moved away
04:09And changed her name
04:11So I go ramblin'
04:13Yeah, I ramblin'
04:17I'm just a ramblin' guy
04:20I'm wanderin'
04:22Yeah, wanderin'
04:25Wanderin' here and there
04:29And I'm wonderin'
04:31Yeah, boy, I'm wanderin'
04:34If I pack me enough underwear
04:38I wander down to visit with Agnes Rose
04:43And if the door's so hard on me
04:45It breaks my nose
04:47Then I go wanderin'
04:49My, oh my!
04:51I'm just a wanderin' guy, oh yeah
04:56Just a ramblin' wanderin' guy
05:04DRIVIN' DOWN A HIGHWAY FORTY
05:07One day I was drivin' down Highway 40
05:10In my big old pickup truck
05:13And I wrote this song
05:16I'm drivin' down Highway 40
05:19In my big old pickup truck
05:23I'm drivin' down Highway 40
05:26In my big old pickup truck
05:30Je m'en vais à la route 40 dans mon grand vieux pick-up
05:37Je m'en vais à la route 40 dans mon grand vieux pick-up
05:43Je m'en vais à la route 40 dans mon grand vieux pick-up
05:50Je m'en vais à la route 40 dans mon grand vieux pick-up
05:56Je m'en vais à la route 40 dans mon grand vieux pick-up
06:02Oh, c'est fini
06:08Quel jour est-ce ? Pouvez-vous m'en dire ?
06:12Quel jour est-ce ? Je suis confus, vous voyez !
06:15Est-ce dimanche ? Non
06:17Est-ce dimanche ? Non
06:19Est-ce dimanche, bleu, vert, où est-ce dimanche ?
06:21Non, non, non, non, non, non
06:23Est-ce dimanche ? Non
06:25Est-ce dimanche ? Tais-toi !
06:27Est-ce dimanche, vert, où est-ce dimanche ?
06:31Peut-être demain, peut-être pas
06:34Peut-être hier, je n'oublie pas
06:38Sous-titres réalisés para la communauté d'Amara.org
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10:56Avec lave-leither
10:59Avec nos personnages
11:02et les autres
11:05Nous revions presque tous
11:08Je peux dire que
11:11Je déjà faisme
11:14J'ai pris ma chaussure et j'ai dit au-delà
11:17J'ai touché le couloir, le couloir, le couloir
11:20Ma tête est sur le couloir
11:22Et ma mère, bonne femme
11:24Elle m'a envoyé de l'eau pour nettoyer le couloir
11:27J'ai tourné le faucet et rien n'est sorti
11:31Qu'est-ce qu'il s'est passé avec l'eau, l'eau, l'eau
11:34Qu'est-ce qu'il s'est passé avec l'eau
11:36L'eau, on a besoin de nettoyer le couloir
11:40Qu'est-ce qu'il s'est passé avec l'eau, l'eau, l'eau
11:46Qu'est-ce qu'il s'est passé avec l'eau
12:10As long as it's free, I love almost everybody
12:19You know, love is a happy time
12:23All throughout the universe
12:26It's when a male part of the species
12:29Goes to the female part of the species and says
12:31Hey, you wanna go on a date?
12:34And then she would say
12:36What? Yes, I'd like to go on a date
12:39Lucky, and then you go to a restaurant
12:42And she gets something called a salad
12:46And then he gets a big piece of beef that he eats
12:51And that to me, ladies and gentlemen, is love
12:57Kind of makes you cry, doesn't it?
13:01I love you and I love me
13:06I love to hear the robin go to eat a lady
13:12Isn't that nice?
13:13If you love somebody, better set them free
13:19Set them free
13:22Set us free
13:26I don't think so
13:28I love almost
13:33Everybody
13:41Good night, everybody
13:44Say that I'm a silly so-and-so
13:47So-and-so
13:49Tell me I'm not clever, cute or cool
13:53Cool
13:54Trump on my big toe
13:56Darling, I still love you so
13:59I'm just a crazy lovesick fool
14:04I know that I embarrass you sometimes
14:07All the times
14:09Like when I threw your mommy to the pool
14:14I yell a lot and you can't understand a word I say
14:19But hey, I'm just a crazy lovesick fool
14:24I remember the night we met
14:29It was in the laundromat
14:34You came in to wash your feet
14:37She was eating a pile of meat
14:39And not a day was bad, oh
14:44At the moment I am indisposed
14:48Indisposed
14:50But when and if someday I get set free
14:53Free, take me
14:55We'll find a little cottage
14:57With a swing set and a slide
15:00And crazy lovesick fools we'll be
15:08And crazy lovesick fools we'll be
15:19Somebody, please kill me
15:27Yeah, I love you baby
15:30I love the way that you walk
15:32I love you baby
15:34I love the way that you talk
15:36I really like it
15:38When you call my name
15:40And braggy-waggy
15:43Oh, I like your sister
15:45I like your Aunt Louise
15:47I like your doggies
15:48Hey, I even like your fleas
15:51I really like it
15:52When you tickle me
15:57Stop it!
15:58Somebody left a cake
16:01Out in the rain
16:03Oh no!
16:06I was gonna eat that cake
16:09But now it's all wet
16:10And I don't think I want any
16:13We could get married
16:15Just the two of us
16:17And you could get a job
16:19Driving a school bus
16:21I love you baby
16:23Will you marry me?
16:25You don't have to decide right away
16:28Think it over
16:30Who's it gonna hurt?
16:32Where are you going?
16:38Hold on, Mama
16:40I'm gonna wail
16:431, 2, 3, 4
16:44I got a date on my shirt
16:48I got a date on my shirt
16:51I got a big date on my shirt
16:55It's a big date and it won't come off
16:59Oh no!
17:02Oh no!
17:05Oh no!
17:10Oh no!
17:121, 2, 3, 4
17:13I went to the laundromat
17:17I went to the laundromat
17:20I went to the laundromat
17:24I went to the laundromat
17:28And then the stain wouldn't come off
17:30And I got a spanking
17:32I got a date on my shirt
17:34I got a big date on my shirt
17:37It's a big date and it won't come off
17:40Oh no!
17:42Oh no!
17:44Oh no!
17:46Oh no!
17:48Oh no!
17:50Oh no!
17:52Oh no!
17:54Oh no!
17:56Oh no!
17:58Oh no!
18:00Hey i bet you didn't know that
18:02When i eat beans
18:05I say it in my own little cloud
18:08Nobody comes to visit me
18:12In my little cloud
18:17I don't know why
18:19Maybe cause I'm cutting muffins
18:21Because
18:23I love beans
18:24Hey!
18:26I love beans
18:27Everyday
18:28Hey, beans are an excellent source of protein! I love beans! Diggidoo!
18:37Mashed potatoes!
18:40Sweet potatoes!
18:43Baked potatoes!
18:46Potato chips!
18:49Smoked sausage!
18:52Fried chicken!
18:55Pepperoni pizza!
18:58And a Lorraine chip!
19:01Nobody can make a donut!
19:04Do the thing you do!
19:07Believe me, baby, believe me, baby!
19:10I've tried quite a few!
19:13I've eaten meatballs in Sweden!
19:16And pork chops in Peru!
19:19But all it did, all it did, all it did, all it did, all it did was remind me of you, baby!
19:25And your mashed potatoes!
19:28Sweet potatoes!
19:30Oh, baby!
19:31Pass me butter!
19:59Have a heaping helping of our hospitality!
20:03Deletely!
20:05Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye!
20:08Everybody!