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00:00Hey, how you doing, Brack?
00:02What?
00:02I said, how are you? How you doing?
00:05How's it going over there, buddy?
00:06What's the matter? Did I do something wrong?
00:08Not at all! I'm just trying to be sociable.
00:10Am I in trouble?
00:12Ah, forget it!
00:12Five seconds!
00:13So, do you still wanna know how I'm doing?
00:15Not really.
00:16Well, I'm not doing too good. You wanna know why?
00:18No.
01:00The mug got on my shoe and then I came inside.
01:03I messed up the carpet, the carpet, the carpet.
01:07My mug got on the carpet and my mom got mad.
01:10She sent me for some water to clean up the carpet.
01:14I turned on the faucet and nothing came out.
01:17What happened to the water, the water, the water?
01:21What happened to the water?
01:23The water we need to clean the carpet.
01:26And what's a dog?
01:28And what's a dog?
01:33What's a dog?
01:56I don't even grow lima beans there.
01:58There probably aren't 30 lima beans in the whole country.
02:00If that's true, and believe you me, I'll check on this.
02:04If that's true, then somebody's got a big fat pile of explaining to do.
02:09I have lamas there.
02:10Fernando Lamas?
02:11No, the other one, Harry M. Amino.
02:15Lorenzo Lamas?
02:16No, the long-necked, long-haired, four-legged Amino.
02:21Oh, you mean Limas.
02:24You two are so stupid.
02:28Isn't somebody awfully huffy today?
02:33I stopped drinking coffee.
02:35Uh-oh.
02:36My whole biosystem is in utter turmoil.
02:39There's an all-out war raging inside this crusty shell and I'm losing.
02:43I used to drink coffee.
02:45Huff, huff, huff.
02:49Hello, mama.
02:50I don't know where to go.
02:53You made me jittery.
02:54How much were you drinking?
02:55Oh, about 20 or 40 gallons a day.
02:59Hey, Zorak, maybe you should try drinking some of that new coffee substitute.
03:04It's made from lima beans.
03:13Oh, boy.
03:17Wow.
03:19Why so funny?
03:20I feel like I picked a bad day to stop drinking coffee.
03:26All righty.
03:27Let's do some reading.
03:29Dear Space Ghost, I love your show.
03:32It's the best show on TV.
03:34You say stuff that makes no sense.
03:39And that's why I like it.
03:41Your fan, Marcy Glaser, Springfield, O-
03:45O-
03:46O-
03:47Oahu, age 13, female.
03:49Dear Zorak, my name is Theresa Flynn.
03:52I live in Philadelphia, Pei.
03:55I dare you to kiss Brack on the lips.
04:05I hate it when you go upside down because I can see your hinder.
04:09Hey, what's wrong with my hinder?
04:12I've been told I have a cute hinder.
04:14Told by whom?
04:16By experts.
04:18A hinder's a hinder, I always say.
04:21Hey, here's a letter for me.
04:23Dear Brack, I'm Sean McCackleman, 11, from Roscoe, Illinois.
04:31You are funny.
04:32Does it bother Zorak and Space Ghost that you yell so much?
04:36Hey!
04:40Gee, I don't think so.
04:42Ah, here's another letter.
04:46Dear Cartoon Planet, my brother and I love your show.
04:50We watch every day.
04:52Jessamy and Jeremy Eggner, Wingo, Kentucky.
04:57P.S. Disco is not coming back.
05:01Well, we'll just see about that.
05:16I don't know all the words.
05:26Today is Scorpio.
05:30Emphasis on travel, communication, and problem solving.
05:34Start with figuring out how to use your deodorant.
05:36Also, your moon position is disturbing.
05:40Spandex no longer flatters you.
05:42Too many cheeseburgers, I fear.
05:44Today, try saying no to ground meat, processed cheese, and soft buns.
05:49Thank you.
06:14Now, how come you don't sing with the music?
06:18Get on with it!
06:19All right!
06:20One and a two and...
06:22Oh, my sock gets dirty.
06:25So I jump into the wash machine and into the dryer where I tumble around.
06:32And now I'm dry, but all alone am I.
06:40Hey, where is my other sock?
06:44I don't want to be alone.
06:48Oh, look! She's over there.
06:50Once again, we are a pair.
06:52So it's into the sock we go.
06:56Where tomorrow we will meet your stinky feet.
07:03Hey!
07:05Doesn't that knock your socks off?
07:08Get back in your drawer, sock boy.
07:13Hey guys, let's say we all go out for a Sunday drive this weekend.
07:17Oh, yeah. I can see that as being fun.
07:21Come on, Zorak. I want to start getting out more.
07:24That's fine, but why does it have to involve me?
07:27Because we're buddies, aren't we, Brack?
07:29Sure.
07:31Shotgun!
07:32Oh, no. Every time we go out, you have to ride shotgun and I'm stuck sitting in Blip's chair.
07:38Blip's chair? What's wrong with that?
07:39Well, monkeys are filthy little creatures.
07:42Blip's not filthy. I saw him take a bath and then you know what he did?
07:46What?
07:47He brushed his little teeth with his teeny little Kermit the Frog toothbrush.
07:52Oh, it was precious.
07:56Oh, you're crazy.
07:57Zorak, there's always Jace's chair. Why don't you sit in that?
08:00Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you?
08:03You know, Brack, I think Zorak just doesn't want to go on the drive.
08:08Yeah, he's a big turkey.
08:10Chicken.
08:11Chicken.
08:12Moo, moo.
08:13Bok, bok, bok.
08:14Bok, bok, bok, Mr. Turkey.
08:15Chicken.
08:16Chicken.
08:17And you guys wonder why I don't want to spend time confined in a cruiser with you?
08:21You're like Moe and Shemp.
08:23And who do you think is Larry?
08:24Huh, Zorak? Tell me, who is the Larry Fine of our little comedy threesome?
08:28Who, Zorak? Who?
08:29Who?
08:30I am.
08:31You are.
08:32So then it's settled.
08:33Come this Sunday, we three stooges are going on an amazing country adventure.
08:39We'll see cows and pigs.
08:40And maybe we'll run over a skunk raising a stink that can be smelled for miles around.
08:45Okay, but only if we hit the skunk.
08:48Yeah, pay you.
08:50You boys make me proud to be alive.
08:57You know, not many people know this, that my planet is Polynesian in nature.
09:03And so it's a beautiful song in my native tongue.
09:08And so it's a beautiful song in my native tongue.
09:13And so it's a beautiful song in my native tongue.
09:18And so it's a beautiful song in my native tongue.
09:23And so it's a beautiful song in my native tongue.
09:28And so it's a beautiful song in my native tongue.
09:33Oh...
09:50Thank you very much everybody! Thank you!
09:54Here's a letter from one of our wonderful viewers.
09:57Dear Cartoon Planet, my name is Eric Dutridge.
10:01Vous êtes vraiment, vraiment amusants !
10:04Space Ghost, je pense que tu es passé.
10:07Mais quand Brack chante...
10:08mon chien Pixie dit...
10:10AH ROOH AH AH ROOH
10:12Je pense qu'elle dit...
10:14Fais pas la fois !
10:15Tu as entendu ça Brack ?
10:16Le chien des enfants n'aime pas ton son !
10:18TOUT LE MONDE EST UN CRITIQUE !
10:20Voici une autre lettre...
10:21Vos chers Cartoons Planet...
10:23Je suis un végétarien !
10:25J'espère que vous avez plein de fruits et de légumes...
10:28Si ce n'est pas le cas, vous pourriez vouloir vous nourrir l'un de l'autre.
10:31Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
11:01et Space Ghost Head a l'air d'être un chien chaud
11:05Chien chaud !
11:06Bougre !
11:07Brack, tu chantes très bien !
11:09Jesse de Palmdale, en Californie
11:11P.S. Est-ce qu'il y a une Mme Brack ?
11:14La seule Mme Brack que je connais c'est ma mère !
11:19Bonne chance !
11:23Demandez-vous-même, qui suis-je ?
11:26Demandez-vous-même, qui suis-je ?
11:29Demandez-vous-même, jusqu'à ce que vous ayez la bonne réponse
11:35Qu'est-ce que c'est, cette chose qu'on appelle
11:38Cartoon Planet ?
11:42Space Ghost, un fou
11:45Zorak, c'est cool
11:48Brack, c'est un escroc
11:51I'm in flaming, I'm a joint, point, point, point, ah, oh boy !
11:56I regret to inform you that today has been cancelled.
12:02Collect 200 dollars when you pass tomorrow.
12:06When the music's over, turn out the light and put the cow out.
12:17Heavy.
12:17Now it's time for the Cartoon Planet Storybook. Today's story is called Skinny Fell in a Hole.
12:25It was written by Max Bone Jr.
12:28One day, Skinny was walking down the street, not paying attention to where he was going when he fell in a hole.
12:36He fell and fell and fell. Boom ! He hit bottom.
12:41A funny looking creature walked up to Skinny.
12:44Where am I ? Skinny asked.
12:46Why you're in the center of the earth where the potato people live.
12:50The creature replied.
12:51How do I get out of here ?
12:53You just got here. What's your hurry ?
12:55If I don't get home in time for dinner, I'll be in big trouble ! Skinny answered.
13:00The potato person suggested that Skinny go fall in another hole that was about three blocks away.
13:05So that's just what he did.
13:07Skinny fell and fell until he came out in Australia.
13:11He hopped on a boat that took him to where he lived.
13:14Where have you been ? Skinny's mom asked.
13:17He told her the whole story about the hole and the potato person and Australia and the boat.
13:22Well, be more careful next time, dear.
13:24Now let's wash our hands and eat like good little piggy-wiggies.
13:30Now, here's Zorak with a nugget of joy for us.
13:33There's nothing better on a rainy day than to curl up on the sofa with a cup of hot cocoa and a good book.
13:39Good book ? Zorak, I never fancied you to be the sensitive type.
13:43Well, it just goes to show you can never judge a book by its cover.
13:50So, what are you reading ?
13:52How to destroy friends and devour people.
13:57You, sir, are a little demon.
14:00The word for today is schmoozin'.
14:04Schmoozin'.
14:06Schmoozin'.
14:07What does it mean ?
14:09I don't know. Use it in a sentence.
14:13Space Ghost is schmoozin' for a bruisin'.
14:19And that's the word for today.
14:37Just tell all, Zorak. Now, what's your problem ?
14:39This mask is really itchy.
14:41My underwear's too tight.
14:43No one understands me.
14:45Yeah, right.
14:47Now it's time for Zorak's output.
14:51Zorak, here's a caller with a question.
14:53Put him through.
14:54Zorak, I've got a problem.
14:56Go ahead.
14:57I want to walk this earth like a mindless zombie.
14:59What ?
15:00I thought of putting a vacuum cleaner to it.
15:03Oh, well, next caller.
15:04Hi, Zorak. This is Lance.
15:06Bonjour, Lance.
15:07Et qu'est-ce que nous pouvons-nous faire pour vous ?
15:10Eh bien, mon voisin à l'extérieur
15:12a ce gros chien effrayant.
15:14Tu vois ?
15:15Je vois.
15:16Et il m'effraye à chaque fois
15:18que je sors du bus de l'école.
15:20As-tu essayé de subduire l'animal
15:22avec tes puissances télékinétiques ?
15:24Télé... Télékinétiques ?
15:26Oui, Lance, c'est vraiment assez facile.
15:29Simplement blinquez vos yeux
15:30en rapide succession, comme ça.
15:32Comme ça.
15:35Toutes les formes de vie inférieures
15:36seront sous votre contrôle complète.
15:39Toi !
15:40On reviendra... Hein ?
15:43Tu vas m'acheter des vapeurs de vanille.
15:45Vapeurs de vanille.
15:46Vapeurs de vanille.
15:47Vapeurs de vanille.
15:49Je vais acheter des vapeurs de vanille.
15:52Continuez à regarder
15:53pour plus de conseils utiles de Zorak.
15:55Au revoir, enfants.
16:02Sous-titres réalisés para la communauté d'Amara.org
16:32C'est là où je peux aller
16:35Pour dire mes troubles aussi
16:41Ce pot de prison et de prison
16:43C'est tout ce que je connais
16:47Alors, dis-moi que je suis un odeur
16:50Dis-moi que je suis un dope
16:53Mais dis-moi que tu seras ma chérie
16:56Au moins, donne-moi de l'espoir
16:58Parce que je pourrais utiliser un câble
17:01Et un câble pour dormir
17:04Tout le monde a besoin de l'amour
17:12Même moi
17:16C'était si beau !
17:20C'était si...
17:22beau !
17:26Regarde, les chiens.
17:27Le fantôme de l'espace parle en dormant.
17:31Voyons voir s'il dit quelque chose de stupide.
17:33Ecoutez.
17:34Canne de pommes
17:36Pâtes de brocolis
17:38Poudin instantané
17:42Pizza au micro-ondes
17:45Au micro-ondes
17:46Primitif
17:52Au micro-ondes
17:57Regardez-moi, s'il vous plaît !
17:59Je suis naqué !
18:02Ah, bien.
18:03Pâtes
18:04Lait
18:05Oeufs
18:07Hé, fantôme de l'espace, réveille-toi !
18:09Quoi ?
18:10Regardez-moi ça ! J'ai mes vêtements !
18:13Wow !
18:14T'es bizarre.
18:17Ok.
18:18Qui a laissé un Fluffy ?
18:20Fluffy ?
18:21C'est très odeurux ici.
18:22Zorak, t'as laissé un Fluffy ?
18:24Qu'est-ce que tu parles ?
18:26Allez, tu sais ce que ce sont les Fluffys.
18:28C'est comme un Poudi ?
18:29Qu'est-ce que c'est un Poudi ?
18:31Tu sais, Poudi.
18:32Pou-ti.
18:34Non, je ne pense pas.
18:35J'avoue, quelqu'un a laissé un Fluffy.
18:37Tire !
18:38Qu'est-ce qui est mort ici ?
18:50Je ne comprends pas.
18:52Il apparaît que quelqu'un derrière la caméra est en train de faire la comédie.
18:56Cette comédie n'est pas drôle.
19:01Oh, regarde-toi, Zorak !
19:05Brack, tu n'es pas en train d'aider les choses.
19:09Monkey, qui a fait ça ?
19:11Cette chose blanche ressemble à moi.
19:14Space Ghost, fais quelque chose.
19:16Quoi ? Je suis un super-héros de cartoon, pas Alec Baldwin.
19:21Qui est Alec Baldwin ?
19:23Suis-je Alec Baldwin ?
19:25Est-ce qu'Alec Baldwin ressemble à ça ?
19:27Je ne peux pas travailler comme ça.
19:29Tu vas juste t'asseoir et parler de ça, n'est-ce pas ?
19:31Tu m'appelles poulet.
19:54C'est l'heure de dire au revoir à Zorak et ses enfants.
19:57Merci, les gars, pour tout ce que vous faites.
19:59Arrêtez de me faire tomber.
20:04Je suis un héros qui aide notre hôpitalité.
20:07Il m'aide.
20:09Au revoir, au revoir, au revoir.
20:12Tout le monde.