Ramzi Sughri, Koki, Jatti, & Mai Sabiran,Bhotna,Sanam New Funny
Ramzi Sughri, Koki, Jatti, & Mai Sabiran,Bhotna,Sanam New Funny
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00:00Salim gave me a lot of advice.
00:03He told me to study at home on Friday.
00:06I went to study on Friday, and God blessed me with a new wife.
00:13She threw me out of the house.
00:15Peace be upon you, Ustadji.
00:17Peace be upon you too.
00:19Ustadji, where have you been missing for 8-10 days?
00:22Don't ask me that.
00:23Where have I been missing for 8-10 days?
00:26Why don't you ask?
00:27Why don't you ask?
00:28You are not my Ustad.
00:29I have eyes.
00:30Why should I ask you?
00:31Because I failed my mission.
00:35What mission did you fail?
00:37I have the eyes of a wise man.
00:39If Girdhar Singh is in that house,
00:41the wealth of that house is his.
00:44To find Girdhar Singh,
00:46I went to the basement.
00:48I have been crying in the basement for 8 days.
00:50Ustadji, that eye has been looking for you in the whole city.
00:54You said that.
00:56What do you mean?
00:57Tell me the truth.
00:58The truth is that Girdhar Singh is in the house of the ghost.
01:02What?
01:03I saw that his house is full of money.
01:07This is because of Girdhar Singh.
01:09We have to find Girdhar Singh.
01:11Ustadji, we can only find him
01:13if we have money and value.
01:16You fool.
01:17This is a machine of wealth.
01:19No one sells value.
01:21We have to steal it.
01:23Ustadji, you mean to say
01:25that we have to steal the money
01:27instead of selling it.
01:29We have to steal all the money.
01:32Come with me to the bank.
01:34Let's go, Ustadji.
01:35Let's steal the money now.
01:37Okay, Ustadji.
01:38We shouldn't be late.
01:40Okay.
01:54Mom.
01:55Mom.
01:56Mom.
01:57I have fever.
01:59You have fever?
02:01Yes.
02:02I will go to the toilet.
02:04Go.
02:05Go.
02:06Go.
02:07Don't go.
02:08Go.
02:09Go.
02:10Go.
02:11Go.
02:12Go.
02:13Go.
02:14Go.
02:15Go.
02:16Go.
02:17Go.
02:18Go.
02:19Go.
02:20Go.
02:21Go.
02:22I'm going to the mosque. My daughter has fever.
02:26My throat is aching and my head is aching too.
02:30Don't worry my son. I'll ask your father to get you some medicine.
02:35Come with me.
02:44Where did he go?
02:46He's not wearing his shoes.
02:48He's not even clean.
02:50I don't know. He's not even wearing his shoes.
02:53He's already wearing his shoes.
02:56I don't know where he's going.
03:00Mom, dad is coming home.
03:02Who will go with me to the mosque?
03:04Don't worry my son. I'll go with you to the mosque.
03:08Okay mom, I'll go.
03:10Let's go.
03:21After two hours
03:31What happened?
03:32I'm petrified.
03:34Don't get depressed. It was good that he's alright.
03:37I'd rather die.
03:41You didn't die, I did.
03:44Your love made you like this.
03:48I didn't fall in love. I lost my 3 lakhs committee.
03:54What? You lost your 3 lakhs committee? Why didn't you tell me?
03:58I didn't tell you because I wanted to surprise you.
04:02Every month a new committee comes out.
04:05I told you to bring it.
04:07I was so unlucky that I brought you the last committee.
04:11You said you were going to run away.
04:12Now count it. You lost your last committee.
04:15I counted it after bringing it.
04:17Now I'm going to his house.
04:19I don't want a funeral if he doesn't give me my 3 lakhs committee.
04:23This is his city. He won't bury you.
04:26If he buried me, he would have given me a grave.
04:29I would have run away.
04:30It's going to be very difficult for you.
04:32You wait.
04:45Why did you hit me now?
04:55Shut up. Speak slowly.
04:57Why did you hit me?
04:59Don't speak so slowly that I can't hear you.
05:02Come here and sit outside.
05:04I will search inside.
05:06I won't be able to find you.
05:10Sit outside and wait.
05:12What's the use of searching inside?
05:14I can't find you.
05:15You are sitting outside.
05:17If someone sees you, he will think that I'm a ghost.
05:21I will sit inside and run away.
05:24What's the matter?
05:26I don't know how to search inside.
05:29You search inside. I will search inside.
05:42I will search inside.
06:06I have kept the keys on the door.
06:08Sir, is the ghost inside?
06:10Ghost? Ghost?
06:12There is no ghost inside.
06:14I will go and ask the ghost.
06:16Okay.
06:18Mr. Jagga,
06:20I have come to the ghost
06:22to ask for Girdhar Singh.
06:24There is no one in the house.
06:26I was going to bring Girdhar Singh.
06:28I thought this way it will be stolen.
06:30I will go and keep Girdhar Singh.
06:32Sir, let's go.
06:34Let's go.
06:40Mr. Jagga,
06:42the house is yours.
06:44If there is any theft,
06:46it is your responsibility.
06:48We won't take anything.
06:50Thank God, we are safe.
06:52I don't understand
06:54this is a dog's den.
06:56How can we sit here?
06:58How can we tolerate this?
07:00Sir, you are also in trouble with me.
07:02This is a child's disease.
07:04Why did you hit me now?
07:06Why didn't you tell me earlier?
07:08You idiot.
07:32You idiot.
07:44Look,
07:46your father hasn't come yet.
07:48I don't know where he has gone.
07:50My daughter,
07:52you take rest.
07:54I will find him
07:56and bring him.
07:58Let's go.
08:00Keep the lock inside.
08:02Don't open the door.
08:06You idiot.
08:08You are in such a bad condition.
08:10I didn't want to see your face.
08:12I didn't want to see your face.
08:14You are already dead.
08:16May God
08:18not give death to the enemy.
08:20Tell me,
08:22you have gone very far.
08:24I will go and take money from the committee.
08:26You won't be able to talk there.
08:28I saw Salim's face.
08:30I will take money from him.
08:32I will also die tomorrow.
08:34This money is mine.
08:36I will take money from you.
08:38I will take money from your father.
08:40I will take money from you.
08:42Where is he?
08:44What are you doing in my house?
08:46This is your house?
08:48No.
08:50This is your house.
08:52I think you have an affair with him.
08:54Don't touch me.
08:56You know me very well.
08:58I have never fought with anyone.
09:00What do you think of yourself?
09:02I don't do anything.
09:04I am used to sleeping.
09:06Now leave me alone.
09:08Go away.
09:10I will not leave you.
09:12Go away.
09:14He is here to rob us.
09:16He is here to rob us.
09:18Control him.
09:20I will control him.
09:26The money we lost has gone.
09:28The money we lost has gone.
09:30Why?
09:32We did not do anything.
09:34We will get the money
09:36We will get the money
09:38We are waiting for.
09:40We will get the money
09:42We are waiting for.
09:44Let's do it.
09:46I am innocent.
09:48I was kidnapped.
09:50You are a police officer.
09:52I will take care of you.
09:54I am going to kill you!
09:56What to do, what to do?
09:58Ustaad ji, now that you have a machine for money,
10:01don't forget me.
10:02I want to buy a new motorcycle.
10:04I want to buy a new motorcycle.
10:06Are you out of your mind?
10:08I will give you a lot of money.
10:10I will give you a lot of money.
10:12I will give you a lot of money.
10:14I will give you a lot of money.
10:16Ustaad ji, you are right.
10:18Don't worry, I won't forget you.
10:21Where have you been?
10:23Are you a DSP?
10:25Yes, I am a DSP.
10:27I came here to sell you.
10:29I came here to sell you.
10:31I came here to sell you.
10:33I came here to sell you.
10:35I came here to sell you.
10:37I have come to you.
10:39What happened?
10:40The treasure is with me.
10:42Now we will become rich.
10:44What is this?
10:45Yes.
10:46Yes.
10:47Yes, go, it's right.
10:49I don't want to talk to you.
10:51I don't want to talk to you.
10:53No, Ramzi.
10:54I will talk to you.
10:56I don't want to talk to you.
10:58I don't want to talk to you.
11:00I will talk to you.
11:02I will talk to you.
11:04I have found a DSP.
11:06What is the use of him?
11:08People say that the treasure is with you.
11:10People say that the treasure is with you.
11:12You are not in your mind.
11:14You are crazy.
11:16People say that the treasure is with you.
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20:36What will you do with me now?
20:38You will get the result of sleeping.
20:40Now next Saturday,
20:42we will go to the police station
20:44and the police will arrest you.
20:46It is better to give you
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20:50I am ready to give you 2.5 lakhs.
20:52Okay.
20:54Are you happy now?
20:56Yes, I am happy.
20:58If you give me 2.5 lakhs,
21:00I will never go to sleep.
21:02Why will you sleep now?
21:04Let me go now.
21:06I will give you 2.5 lakhs by evening.
21:08I have already given you 2.5 lakhs.
21:10Now allow me to give you
21:122.5 lakhs in the evening.
21:14Okay, you can go now.
21:16But if you don't give me 2.5 lakhs by evening,
21:18I will take it from you.
21:20Mr. Bhutana,
21:222.5 lakhs is too much.
21:24Where will you get 5 lakhs from?
21:26Go and get it.
21:28Go and get it.
21:34Mr. Bhutana,
21:36Ramji is telling the truth.
21:38Mr. Girdhar Singh is innocent.
21:40Yes, he is telling the truth.
21:42Ramji,
21:44I want to tell you something.
21:46Tell me.
21:48I will tell you later.
21:50How do you know
21:52that Mr. Girdhar Singh has been robbed?
21:54I have kept the money in his house.
21:56I know that the robber is Mr. Girdhar Singh.
21:58Okay,
22:00now you will know.
22:02Mr. Bhutana,
22:04Mr. Bhutana,
22:06my wife has robbed my money.
22:08Give it to her.
22:12Thank God,
22:14she is safe.
22:18Thank God, I am safe.
22:20Shera,
22:22go and get the money.
22:24Mr. Girdhar Singh is innocent.
22:26Come, Shera.
22:28Come.
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