Edwin Diaz Faces Suspension Over Alleged Cheating | Analysis
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00:00This was stickier than you usually are, or was it essentially the same in your eyes?
00:07I think it's the same.
00:08You know, they always check me.
00:09They always check me.
00:10They let me be.
00:11But today was hotter than early in the season, so I don't know.
00:15They thought it was stickier, so I take the suspension.
00:18And will you adjust anything going forward?
00:21No, I will keep using the same thing because they didn't find anything in my gloves, my
00:25hat, my belt, so I will keep using it.
00:28Did they think you were using too much, or did they think you were using an illegal substance?
00:33I think they were thinking I was using an illegal substance, but like I said to them,
00:38you can smell my hand.
00:39You can check.
00:40You can do whatever you want.
00:41Smell me.
00:42We always use the same thing.
00:45Smell my hand.
00:46Now listen, Carver High, I heard he got 10 games.
00:49Is that true?
00:50Well, that's the automatic.
00:51If you get thrown out of a game for having an illegal substance, glove, belt, hand, anything,
00:58it's an automatic 10.
00:59That's non-negotiable.
01:00Now, there'll be an appeal, but that's that.
01:04Okay, so I have a new way to cheat.
01:08As you know, if you use, like I do, Got2BeGlued, which is literally glue for your hair, right?
01:17It's like you can get the whole Billy Idol thing going.
01:20You can put that in there, and it'll go messy, and I think Rob Lowe uses it, right?
01:24Have you ever seen a guy with more perfect hair than that guy?
01:28He's like 65 years old, but he looks like he's 20.
01:31He's got a little Botox going.
01:32He got the Got2BeGlued in his hair.
01:34Now listen, if you're in, and you have that in your hair, you can literally go like this
01:41and watch a game, or go like this and like, you know, turn the channel on the TV, and
01:46it will come off onto your hands, and when you try to wipe it off, it is Lester Hayes
01:52City.
01:54Your hand is covered in, like, thick stick, and you can literally, because I'm thinking
02:01little Got2BeGlued, and just a couple, you know, take the hat off, rub it a couple times,
02:05put your hand like this, and I mean, you're looking at 15 to 18 strikeouts a game, and
02:09then they can't smell it either.
02:11Did you hear him?
02:12He said, smell my hand.
02:13I tried that once.
02:14I was like, here, smell my finger.
02:15They threw me out for a month.
02:17It was unbelievable.
02:19I couldn't believe when I did that to my boss at Beasley, and they suspended me for a month
02:25when I had to smell my finger.
02:27I also got suspended for three weeks for having a guy pull my finger once.
02:31You know what happens when you pull my finger, Carver High?
02:34It is run for the exits.