Allsorts - 'Three Little Pigs'
Transcript
00:00I'm ready. Masks on, here goes.
00:04One pig, two pigs, three little pigs
00:07All went out one day
00:10One pig, two pigs, three little pigs
00:12All had this to say
00:15I'll build a house, I'll build a house
00:18I'll build a house today
00:26Now the first little pig was not very bright
00:29She built his house of straw
00:32It wobbled and it shook, had a terrible look
00:34From the ceiling to the floor
00:37The second little pig had a little more brain
00:40She built her house of twigs
00:43That's what she chose, but everyone knows
00:45It's not the best for pigs
00:48Her little pig, now she was smart
00:51She built her house of brick
00:54Straight and tall, best of them all
00:56So strong and big and thick
01:00One pig, two pigs, three little pigs
01:03As happy as could be
01:06One pig, two pigs, three little pigs
01:08Living merrily
01:11One pig, two pigs, three little pigs
01:14All sang in harmony
01:17I built my house, I built my house
01:19It's the best house there could be
01:25And so the three little pigs lived in their houses
01:28Made of straw and twig and brick
01:30And they were so happy
01:32Until one day along came a wolf
01:35A big bad wolf
01:37Whose favourite food was
01:39Can you guess?
01:41Little pink pig
01:44Some people they like carrots
01:48And others they eat greens
01:51I've heard of some who say yummy and beans
01:56Whilst others eat tomatoes
01:59And some like chocolate food
02:02There's just one dish I could not miss
02:06And I don't see why I should
02:09Don't ask me why
02:11The only thing to satisfy my tummy
02:16Is pigs
02:18Little pink pig, there's nothing quite as yummy
02:23As a pig, a little pink pig
02:28And if I'm not mistaken, yes I know, I'm sure
02:32I smell pig, little pink pig
02:35Just behind this door
02:39Oh no, it's the big bad wolf
02:41Little pig, little pig, let me come in
02:44Not by the hair on my chinny chin chin
02:46And I'll hop and I'll pop and I'll blow your house in
02:48Hop, pop, just one blow
02:51Down she goes, all to the floor
02:54Hop, hop, and the house is no more
02:56Pile, pile, give me food
02:59Pile, pile, I'm in the mood
03:01For tasty scrumptious, not too big
03:04Round that fat little pink pig
03:11But little pink pig was too quick for the wolf
03:13And he ran as fast as he could
03:14To his sister's house of twigs
03:16Quick, get inside
03:23Now where has that pig gone to?
03:26Where did he disappear?
03:29The feeling's strong, if I'm not wrong
03:33He's hiding somewhere near
03:36The smell of little pig
03:39I don't smell
03:40Something very good
03:43It's just one dish I could not miss
03:46And I don't see why I should
03:49Don't ask me why
03:51The only thing to satisfy my tummy
03:56Is pig
03:58Oh, little pink pig
04:00There's nothing quite as yummy
04:03As a pig
04:04Little pink pig
04:08And if I'm not mistaken
04:10Yes, I know, I'm sure
04:12I smell pigs
04:14Two little pigs
04:16Just behind
04:17Little pigs, little pigs, let me come in
04:20Not by the hair of my jimmy chin chin
04:22Then hop back, hop back, throw your house in
04:25Hop, hop, just one blow
04:27Down she goes, fall to the floor
04:30Hop, hop
04:31And the house is no more
04:33Pile, pile, give me food
04:35Pile, pile, I'm in the mood
04:38For tasty scrumptious, not too big
04:41Oh, that's bad
04:42Pig, pig, pig
04:46Now the big bad wolf was out of pock
04:48So the two little pigs ran as fast as they could
04:50To their sister's house of brick
04:52Well, shall I or shan't I?
04:54Do you deserve to come in?
04:55I wonder
04:56Open the door!
04:57Oh, I can't quite decide
04:59Fox, if you don't let us in, I'll flatten you
05:01Okay, keep your hair on
05:03That's what I'm trying to do, you twat
05:05Oh, you rude pig
05:06Oh, open the door, Bo
05:07Oh, go on then
05:10Now where have those pigs got to?
05:14Where did they disappear?
05:17They're feeling strong, if I'm not wrong
05:21They're hiding somewhere near
05:24The smell of little piglets
05:28Is something very good
05:31It's just one dish I could not miss
05:35And I don't see why I should
05:38Don't ask me why
05:40The only thing to satisfy my tummy
05:45It's pig
05:47Little there's nothing quite as yummy
05:51As a pig
05:52A little big pig
05:54Unless, of course, it's three little pigs
05:57Three times as tasty
05:59And if I'm not mistaken
06:01Yes, I know, I'm sure
06:03I smell pig
06:05Three little pigs
06:07Just behind this door
06:11Now look, I knew I shouldn't have let you in
06:13I knew it would lead to trouble
06:14You should have stayed where you were
06:16What, I'm not eaten, thanks a lot, Fox
06:18Here we go again
06:20Little pigs, little pigs, let me come in
06:23Not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin
06:26Then I'll hop and I'll pop and I'll blow your house in
06:28Hop, pop
06:30You can't win
06:31Hop, pop
06:32It won't blow in
06:34Hop, pop
06:35Bricks are tough
06:36Hop, pop
06:37Have you had enough?
06:38Hop, pop
06:40I'm out of steam
06:41Hop, pop
06:42Hop, pop
06:44Danny hopped, Danny popped
06:45But he couldn't get in
06:46He hopped, Danny popped
06:47But he just couldn't win
06:49Because bricks are better than twigs or straw
06:51So he blew his hop away
06:53And we'll see no more
06:56Hey ho, the wolf has flown
06:59Gone and left us all alone
07:01Hey ho, the wolf has flown
07:05The big bad wolf has flown
07:10Ha ha, brilliant
07:12Let's do it again, yeah