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00:01Long time, Levi.
00:04Still a runter if you've grown some.
00:09Woohoo!
00:10Nope. Don't look like you've changed much at all, boy.
00:15Cannage!
00:30Oof!
01:00I'm here.
01:21Surprise.
01:24That's the truth.
01:26What?
01:56Those gunshots?
02:11Are we being attacked or what?
02:13Just stay down!
02:23Historia!
02:26Shit!
02:50Shit!
02:51They predicted our every damn movement!
02:56Of all people, why the hell would you work with the MPs?
03:26It's Levi of the Scouts!
03:29Make yourself at home, sir.
03:31Ready or not.
03:33Shit. If this keeps up, I'll lose my team, Aaron, and Historia.
03:38It's the damnedest thing.
03:40I seem to be smelling a rat in this fine establishment.
03:44Come on out, little rodents.
03:46The Sheriff is here!
03:48And I aim to exterminate all the vermin I can find!
03:51Bang! Bang!
03:57Oh, come on! You here or not?
04:00Right here, Kenny. Been a while.
04:03I really thought you'd be dead by now.
04:05What with all the MPs you were butchering.
04:08But now you're great friends, huh?
04:10Yeah, well, adults do plenty of things, kids like you can't understand.
04:13Oh, right. My mistake.
04:15You're supposed to be an adult now, but you're still such a runt it's hard to tell.
04:20Always hoped that I might get to see you in action someday.
04:23I can't say I'm disappointed, either.
04:25Seems you still remember every trick I taught you.
04:28But didn't I ever tell you what happens to a cornered rat?
04:33Because if I had, you'd know that wherever you run, you'll find a bullet waiting.
04:39Hey, Levi.
04:44You must have become a scout for a reason, and I think I know what that is.
04:50We were forced to survive in that little hellhole,
04:53giving everything we had just to stay alive.
04:56So when we found out just how big the world really was,
05:00you could bet it hurt like hell.
05:03But you know what saved us?
05:06We found something we enjoy doing.
05:08It's just that simple.
05:10Every man needs himself a hobby.
05:12Maybe the only source of fulfillment he'll ever find in this wretched world.
05:16Oh, I see. Is that why you blew off my people's heads, then?
05:20Because it's fulfilling?
05:22Yep. To achieve my grand goal, I'll kill as many as get in my way.
05:27And you're no different. You kill, too, when it benefits you.
05:30Yeah.
05:35Wait! It's the captain!
05:38Thanks for the help, old man.
05:45Huh? A chair?
05:53Damn! There's fire!
05:58Get in!
06:03I hear shooting!
06:04Huh?
06:05From there!
06:07I heard close to a dozen shots!
06:10Do you think that they ran into some trouble?
06:13It seems likely.
06:15The captain gave me a message.
06:17As of now, it's not just Titans.
06:20We're fighting humans, too.
06:22Huh? You don't mean...
06:25Hey!
06:29Are they running a training exercise?
06:32Commander, you're needed to check some papers.
06:38Captain, you finally bit the dust or what?
06:42What a dumb question. How would I answer if I was dead, Kaven?
06:47Brat got me good.
06:49I forgot that bar owners are allowed to keep guns to protect themselves.
06:53Looks like the runt grew up more than I figured.
06:56That's lovely, sir.
06:58Like hell. The boy's a thorn in my ass.
07:00My dream's slipping further and further away.
07:09Look! There they are!
07:12Captain Levi!
07:17What the hell is that?
07:30Follow the wagon!
07:32Right.
07:34Listen up. These soldiers were trained to fight other people.
07:37They've already taken out three of ours.
07:40If you hesitate for so much as a second, you'll be dead.
07:43The moment you see an opening, go for the kill.
07:46Yes, sir.
07:54Armin, secure the wagon with Sean. We'll keep you two covered.
07:58Sir!
07:59He killed him?
08:00Come on!
08:07Don't move!
08:08Don't move!
08:12Stop!
08:20Sean!
08:22It's a shame that nothing came of our chat with Erwin.
08:26We're no closer to finding Eren Yeager or Historia.
08:29At this rate, all of our actions against the Scout Regiment will prove to be for nothing.
08:34True.
08:35So, do we know what kind of information they might have gotten out of Erwin?
08:39Not yet.
08:40But we do know that Erwin is a member of the Scout Regiment.
08:43He's a member of the Scout Regiment?
08:45Yes.
08:46He's a member of the Scout Regiment.
08:48So, do we know what kind of information they might have gotten out of Pastor Nick?
08:52No helping it.
08:54If our questions get specific, we'll risk giving them information they didn't have in the first place.
08:59No.
09:00What they learned is irrelevant.
09:02All that matters now is what they tried to learn.
09:06The Charter of Humanity is clear on this.
09:08We'll deal with them as the law dictates.
09:12This is from Lord Reiss.
09:17He's captured Eren and Historia.
09:20And he's going to take direct action against Erwin and the Scout Regiment.
09:24He requires no assistance at this time.
09:28That's the last of it.
09:30If you want any of your personal effects returned, ask for them later.
09:33No, that's fine.
09:35But if you have a moment, I'd like to talk to you.
09:38That's fine.
09:40But if you have a moment, I'd like to talk.
09:42I'm not really in the mood to reminisce about old times.
09:45Why so cold, Nile?
09:47We were like brothers back in our days as cadets.
09:52Quite soon, this tiny world of ours will be changed.
09:55Will that change bring hope or despair?
09:58Can we trust the Crown with the future of humanity?
10:01Who should decide?
10:03Who has the right?
10:05Who will you trust, Nile?
10:08Erwin, tell me.
10:10What are you planning to do?
10:14I'll make a gamble. Same as always.
10:27Was it like this for you?
10:34I'm sorry.
10:35It's okay.
10:36I'm sorry.
10:38I'm sorry.
10:53Shit! Armin! John!
11:08Let him go! We're running on fumes!
11:10No!
11:15Armin!
11:25What's wrong?
11:27Did all this filth kill your appetite?
11:29No, John.
11:32There's something I don't understand.
11:34What's that?
11:36When I turned around to try to save you,
11:39that woman already had her gun to your head.
11:42It's... funny.
11:45How could I have shot before she did?
11:52I don't know.
11:54You shot first because she hesitated.
11:57It's simple.
11:59I'm sorry, Armin.
12:01You wouldn't have had to save me if I'd just done my job.
12:04I know what it is.
12:07The woman I shot back there...
12:09I bet she was a really kind person.
12:12She must have had a lot more human empathy than I ever did.
12:16I pulled that trigger so easily, without a thought.
12:20I'm...
12:21A killer.
12:22And now that your hands have been soaked in blood,
12:25the person you once were is gone for good.
12:28Why would you say that?
12:30And you shouldn't regret it for one second.
12:33Because if you'd chosen to keep your hands clean,
12:36Jean would be a corpse on a cart right now.
12:43I'll tell you why you pulled the trigger.
12:46Because your comrade was about to die.
12:49Armin, everyone on our squad survived today
12:53because you got blood on your hands.
12:57Thank you.
13:03Captain Levi, I...
13:05I thought it was wrong for us to fight other humans, sir.
13:09I thought it was wrong that you ordered us to do it.
13:12I mean, we became soldiers to protect people.
13:16But now, I see that I was in the wrong, sir.
13:19Next time, I swear I'll shoot.
13:21I never said anything about what was right or wrong.
13:25My moral high ground shot to hell.
13:28I have no idea who's in the right at this point.
13:34Now, then.
13:36I think it's time we heard what our guest has to say.
13:47Mercy, please! I'm just an old man that used to move cargo!
13:50I didn't want to, but...
13:51I've met this one before.
13:56He seemed to be a prominent merchant.
14:00Yeah, I know him. Demo Reeves, right?
14:05This damn job was forced on us by the military police.
14:08And now that we've completely botched it,
14:10they'll plunder the Reeves Company for everything it's worth.
14:13First, they'll kill me.
14:15And then they'll set up accidents for all my employees.
14:18My dumb son, too.
14:20You just gonna lay down and take it?
14:23There's a reason Trost recovered from that Titan attack.
14:27It's largely because of jobs and money brought in by the Reeves Company.
14:31Tell me, if your company were to disappear,
14:34how many would survive the coming winter?
14:37So what? You want me to join you?
14:40We just need to know where Eren and Historia are.
14:43If you're in contact with the MPs, I think I have a plan.
14:47And can you give me your word that the people of Trost won't end up starving to death?
14:52I can't guarantee it.
14:54That said, I believe they'll have a better chance with us than without.
15:06About time the bastards left.
15:10Our situation just got worse!
15:12I have two things to report, Commander.
15:14First, Eren and Historia have been abducted by the enemy.
15:18Three from my squad were killed in the fighting.
15:21Talk to me, Captain Levi, and follow up on a lead he might have as to their current whereabouts.
15:25Understood. What else?
15:27Eren remembered a conversation he overheard between Ymir and Bertholdt.
15:31But if this is actually true, then...
15:33Shit! I feel like my head's gonna explode!
15:36Are you okay? What's the problem?
15:42Unless we recover him quickly, Eren will be devoured!
15:51Hey, how'd you find them anyway?
15:54They found me. I promised them that I'd cooperate.
15:57And for some reason, they believe me.
16:02Are we there?
16:11Freeze, you piece of...
16:15Sorry, gents. That's how it is.
16:22What happens now? Do you think this means we'll be safe, or what?
16:26There's no guarantee.
16:28Say what? Then why'd we do it?
16:30Cut! A good merchant has to learn to trust his nose.
16:34And not just to smell easy money, but to sniff out the potential for future profit, too.
16:39Once you have, you bite and you don't let go.
16:42You remember that, son.
16:45I made it! You haven't finished yet, have you?
16:48No. I haven't even gotten my feet wet.
16:51Sonis! I'm only a novice at human torture, but while I lack experience, I plan to give this job my all!
16:57Hold on! At least tell me what you want! Who the hell tortures someone without asking questions?
17:02Oh, yeah. We do have some questions.
17:05Where were Eren and Historia taken? What do you want with Historia? And what is the Reiss family?
17:11Come on! Can't you see that we're in a time crunch here?
17:15Can't you see that we're in a time crunch here?
17:20Here we go again.
17:22The screams seemed a lot louder than they were when the captain did it.
17:26I know it's to save our friends, but it still makes me sick.
17:31Let's face the facts. We're criminals now.
17:37Our last enemy wanted to eat us.
17:39We don't have an excuse like that for killing these people.
17:42It's just that their views are different.
17:45No. It's just that they're in another group.
17:49And for that, we'll take their lives.
17:52Armin...
17:54We're not good people. Not anymore, at least.
18:00Sorry. I don't have your knack for peeling nails.
18:04Just how many did you have to rip off to get so good at it?
18:08More than I could keep track of.
18:10Within these cramped, squalid walls, war has never broken out, and I can tell you why.
18:16It's because we have the first interior squad dirtied our hands to protect the king's peace.
18:22That teacher too smart for his own good.
18:25A stupid couple who tried to fly.
18:27A whore who screwed the wrong man.
18:30No matter how they beg or plead, we erased them to protect humanity.
18:34You should be on your knees thanking me.
18:36In all my years, I've never seen anyone take such pleasure from human suffering as you.
18:41You're both monsters!
18:43But I'm determined to face you without fear.
18:45Do what you will.
18:47For I... I have my faith.
18:50And I believe in the king and in peace within these walls.
18:55I believe that every last one of my wretched deeds was justified.
18:59But...
19:01To think that it hurt this much.
19:06If you're going to torture me to death, get on with it.
19:09That sounds like a fitting end for this blood-stained life.
19:15Time for a break.
19:20Damn it all. I'm starting to feel sorry for him.
19:29Quit shoving me. It hurts.
19:33How pathetic can you get?
19:35Can't believe you started talking after just one nail.
19:39Sanas doesn't have any nails left. He's a real soldier.
19:43Like I care. He can get tortured all he wants.
19:46The guy never shuts up about peace and the king.
19:49The rest of us all hate his damn guts.
19:51Just do us a favor and kill him already.
19:55We're gonna have to keep him around until he's verified what you told us.
19:59Yeah, well, you got everything you wanted out of me, so why don't you lay off already?
20:03Oh, and about my cell. It'll have a bed, right?
20:07Hello.
20:23Ready, Sanas? We're gonna try it again.
20:25This isn't easy for me either, but I'll be the best torturer I can-
20:28Nice is the true royal family.
20:38So much for keeping a low profile. How long is that boy gonna take?
20:55You know, the one thing a merchant should never sell out of is trust.
20:59Was it wise to do that without asking where Levi is?
21:02He'll show up no matter what we do.
21:05How do you know that?
21:07Because I raised him, that's how.
21:09Levi Ackerman's not one to give up the chase.
21:21You knew the rightful owner of the gun.
21:25You knew the rightful heir to the throne is... Historia?
21:32That's correct. And based on that knowledge, we're assuming that she and Eren have been taken to Lord Reiss.
21:44That's him.
21:50Historia...
21:54I can't tell you how sorry I am.
22:24I can't tell you how sorry I am.
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23:29I can't tell you how sorry I am.
23:34I can't tell you how sorry I am.
23:39I can't tell you how sorry I am.
23:44I can't tell you how sorry I am.
23:49He remembers his own past.
23:52Next episode, Old Story.