Greek Life Season 1 Episode 2
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00:00I already knew it was going to be some shit with Shabba.
00:02You know, Shabba, she loves to troll on the internet.
00:06She can't do a TikTok and stuff and go viral,
00:08so she's going to troll.
00:09But she trolled the wrong bitches.
00:14Got that ass got as soon as she got here.
00:17It kept getting got.
00:18Ah!
00:19Oh!
00:20Oh!
00:21Oh!
00:22Oh!
00:23Oh!
00:24Oh!
00:25Oh!
00:26Break it up!
00:27Break it up!
00:28Break it up!
00:29Break it up!
00:30Break it up!
00:31Break it up!
00:32Break it up!
00:33Break it up!
00:34I want to get to me!
00:35Move!
00:36Move!
00:37Move!
00:38I'm going to let you go!
00:39Movie!
00:40I'm going to let you go!
00:41Movie!
00:42Why they won't let me go?
00:43That is crazy.
00:44Yeah, nigga!
00:45Movie!
00:46You hurt.
00:47You hurt.
00:48Don't touch me!
00:49Don't let her touch you.
00:50What's up?
00:51I'm good.
00:52Run it up!
00:53Run it up!
00:54Run it up!
00:55Run it up!
00:56Run it up!
00:57Run it up!
00:58Run it back!
01:00Run that shit back!
01:02Run it back!
01:04Run it back!
01:06I think what Shaba is, is like, we got into that fight
01:08and shit like that because she was talking
01:10and I thought she was going to get up
01:12like, in the beginning, but she wasn't getting up
01:14but I was just honestly ready. Me, I've been very humble
01:16I don't really like, I don't do the talking
01:18because everybody know, like, oh, who is this?
01:20She talks to the side and shit like that, she's always fucking talking
01:22but I've really, really been very humble.
01:24Shaba running her motherfucking bubblegums
01:26Bitch!
01:34We want to, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
01:36What? I'm talking to what?
01:40How'd you fight?
01:42How'd you fight this?
01:44You're not here yet.
01:48But you want to go ahead and give us some bullshit
01:50but let me know now so I can go kick someone else.
01:52We're supposed to be fighting whoever or whatever
01:54We're supposed to be fighting whoever or whatever
01:56I don't know what's going on, but chill the fuck out
01:58We got $100,000 on the line
02:00You want that money or you want to fight?
02:02You're over here fighting for free
02:04Y'all got that out the way
02:06Let it be there
02:08You're fighting for free
02:10We got $100,000 on the line
02:12Do you want this money?
02:14Yeah
02:16You sure you want this money?
02:18You obviously don't want the money
02:20You know you got this
02:22You know you got this
02:24You know you got the far end
02:26So what the fuck did you waste it on that for?
02:28Hold on, man
02:30Put your shit back on
02:32Man, ain't nobody gonna disrespect you
02:34Just calm down
02:36So where we supposed to go?
02:40Fuck your temper, bitch
02:42Fuck me
02:44You getting rocked
02:46I thought y'all was cool
02:48No, no
02:50Right there, bro
02:52She switched up
02:54I ain't got time for that, bro
02:56I don't need you, bitch
02:58Look, now I'm gonna be a piece of shit
03:04I'm gonna let the fight be the death
03:06And y'all gonna talk
03:08I don't want to talk to her
03:10Keep that bitch away from me
03:12We're not doing that
03:14We're not doing that
03:16I don't want to talk to her
03:18I do
03:20I just put my hands on her
03:22For what?
03:24Let me come out
03:26Yeah, bro
03:28You can come out
03:30That's what I'm saying
03:32She's not even acting like that no more
03:34So y'all just gotta shake hands
03:36If you ain't gonna shake her hand right now
03:38You're not on the team
03:40So you wanna do it or not?
03:42You wanna do it or not?
03:44You wanna do it or not?
03:46So shake hands
03:48Shake hands
03:50And shake hands
03:52We on the same team, so what's up?
03:54Y'all can't mess with my team
03:56It ain't no lie
03:58It ain't no lie
04:00It's not
04:02Okay, I'm not checking your hand
04:04It's cool
04:06You bitches need to get that shit right
04:08She's not on the team
04:10Who not running shit?
04:12I don't give a fuck about no team
04:14I'm the captain
04:16I don't have to shake nobody's hand
04:18I'm the captain
04:20I don't need capital time
04:22I am the capital time, bitch
04:24And I'll beat your fuck up
04:26Y'all weird, I don't have to shake nobody's hand, bitch
04:28This ain't no fuckin' no
04:30Fuck
04:32Bitch, I didn't
04:34Okay, I didn't ask to be on your team anyway
04:36He picked you
04:38Okay
04:40He picked you, he wanted you here
04:42You want to be here?
04:44You want to be here?
04:46I'm saying, so go to the mirror
04:48I know
04:50Fuck you
04:52Okay, so
05:06Shake it in, man
05:08We can't let talking be out
05:10Everybody gon' talk
05:12Everybody gon' talk
05:14You ain't stepping no shit, sorry
05:16Sorry
05:18You're the only ropes on my side
05:20And I seen you clapping when we was fighting
05:22Fake ass bitch
05:24Yeah, yeah
05:26But you tearing her arm, bitch
05:28In your face, yeah
05:30Yeah, yeah
05:32Yeah, yeah
05:34I just did it
05:36She can do shit
05:38Hold, hold, hold
05:40Who's close enough?
05:42You got a dirty dick
05:44You got a dirty dick
05:46Trading with the dirty panties
05:48Trading with the dirty panties
05:50Bitch, please
05:52Bitch, please
05:54Bitch, please
05:56I'm beating all y'all up
05:58Don't step out of me
06:00Mind your business
06:02Mind your business
06:04I know, I'm not
06:06I'm not, bitch
06:08You want a pussy but don't got one, bitch
06:10Still got nuts
06:12Still got a nut sack, bitch
06:14You are H-U-F
06:16Shut up, bitch
06:18Shut up
06:26Chill
06:28Stop talking so much
06:30Okay
06:32Are you high, bitch?
06:34You can't start talking with girls
06:36I be talking, I want to chill
06:38You high
06:40I would be a sly ass bitch
06:42You have to carry
06:44You high
06:46You were the only bitch I would've fucked with you
06:48You high
06:50You were the only bitch I would've probably fucked with you
06:52You high
06:54Okay
06:56You high
06:58You're talking to a trans woman when you didn't want to fight a real woman
07:00Shut up
07:02We don't want to hear no more
07:04Come over here, bitch
07:06Come over here
07:14Y'all know what the fuck going on, bitch
07:16Y'all know what the fuck going on
07:18It's Big Motherfucking Ivory
07:20The star bitch, the face of every motherfucking bitch
07:22I'm gonna show you
07:32Um, y'all might have seen me
07:34Young and Reckless, Baddest in Las Vegas
07:36South Central Baddest, whooping ass
07:38And I have box ring, but this time
07:40I'm on a little something different
07:42And I'm back again on Put It On The Line
07:44Only on MSTV
07:46Try to fix it
07:48I'm serious
07:50Dang it, it's Litty
07:52Hello
07:54Dang it, it's Litty, why y'all didn't pull up?
07:56You know better, so y'all get better
07:58You ain't pull up on a real hitter
08:00This Jay-Z is Put It On The Line
08:02Only on that STV
08:04I am competing against my girlfriend this time
08:06But at the end of the day, everybody not doing
08:08I bring it home, she bring it home
08:10We bring it home
08:12I love that she's on the opposite side
08:14Like, I just have a double chance at winning, so
08:16Keep it TV
08:18Cartilo
08:20All right, I need y'all to come do y'all contract
08:22Hi
08:26It's your girl Jazz
08:28And you are now watching
08:30Put It On The Floor, only on Now That's TV
08:44What's up y'all, it's your girl
08:46Big Nina Craze, right here on
08:48Greek Life on Now That's TV
08:52On my soul, you need a lace front bag
08:54On my soul, bitch try me and get dragged
08:56On my soul, fuck her, baby and cash
08:58On my soul
09:00So what's up y'all
09:02We here at Greek Life
09:04It's gonna be a whole bunch of challenges
09:06I don't know if y'all ready, but y'all need to sit back
09:08Cause yeah, it's about to be amazing like a motherfucker
09:10On my soul
09:12A bitch run up on me, I'ma blast that bitch and that shit
09:14I just now said I ain't gonna run up on nobody
09:16So these is yours right here
09:18See, he's fired already
09:20Why is she like that bro?
09:22I wanna see, please
09:24Shaba, Shaba
09:26Bro, y'all let that bitch throw water on me
09:28You
09:30Like bro, y'all let that bitch throw water on me
09:32I'm kicking, let me out this bitch
09:34Said contract signing
09:36I was just standing in my pj's
09:38But I just walked in and Shaba tripping
09:40Like yeah, like Shaba was getting very crazy
09:42Like she was getting insane
09:44Like bitch animal
09:46Like what's up
09:48Like what's up
09:50Let me out this bitch
09:52Bro, why y'all got me here?
09:54Bro, I'm not tweaking
09:56She just threw some water on me
09:58Fuck her, fuck her, fuck her
10:00Fuck all these bitches, that fuck niggas
10:02That's gay, fuck her
10:04I want you to get homie
10:06You good
10:08Oh
10:10What's up y'all, you already know what the fuck going on
10:12It's your boy He Kashy
10:14Coming from South Central Playboy Season 1 and 2
10:16Looking at me on Greek life
10:18Never can sleep when y'all sublime
10:20No chance for me when y'all sublime
10:22Somebody sort of beat for y'all sublime
10:24Move this swag home when y'all sublime
10:26Move this swag home when y'all sublime
10:28I'm not fighting shit
10:30Get home
10:32I'm gonna get fucking packed up
10:34Bitch, period
10:36I'm trying, they won't let me out
10:38I heard like all of the people in the back of the
10:40Warehouse or whatever
10:42So I was trying to get to the back to see who was back there
10:44Like it's my party back here
10:46Ay, ay, ay, ay
10:48Wait, hold on Kashy
10:50Hold on
10:52Can you shake
10:54Shake it, shake it
10:58Come back, it's not done
11:00Kashy, you can't go in
11:02Pay attention
11:04Come on cuz, you not listening
11:06I'm not talking to you
11:08It's already done
11:10It's already done
11:12You can leave though
11:14Make me go
11:22And I think
11:24Me and Queen ended up exchanging words
11:26Cuz she was saying something along the lines of
11:28Like, oh you need to sign your contract
11:30First before you get sent home or some shit like that
11:32And I was just like, well you can't send me nowhere
11:34And she gagged me
11:38That was shit baby
11:42Yo, Kashy
11:44Get him out
12:02Yo, give me that shit
12:04I'm chill
12:06They wanna do something
12:08They wanna be able to do something so bad
12:11Which bag's yours?
12:13We good, girl
12:15At the end of the day
12:17I don't got nothing against you fighting the opposition team
12:19If that's what you wanna do
12:21I'm just trying to get it together
12:23How you know they not trying to throw us off though?
12:25That's what I'm saying
12:27Everybody's trying to just kill us
12:29Everybody's trying to throw us off
12:31Of what we need to do
12:33We never gonna leave you for later
12:35We ain't even made it nowhere yet, bro
12:37Is somebody gonna lie on you?
12:40No, but before that
12:42You stand up when you need to
12:44But I'm just saying like, Becky
12:46I get it that you did choose to walk up and argue with the team
12:48Or Kenzie, like, you feel me?
12:50They team gonna react
12:52That's the same if a bitch comes walking up arguing with my teammates
12:54Yes, I'm gonna argue back at them
12:56It don't, but it's just
12:58Bitch, ain't nobody bigger than a program
13:00Sometimes you gotta come down and really analyze
13:02What the fuck going on
13:04And shit don't even be that big for them
13:06Alright
13:09I gotta fight the security
13:11Shut up
13:13Shut up
13:15I'm trying to get my leg back
13:17Who threw a light on the bed?
13:19Shut up, bro
13:21I'm gonna throw
13:23Shut up
13:29Bitch, she's not back here
13:31She's not back here
13:33No, I know this
13:35Get out of here
13:38Get out
13:40Hey, hey, hey
13:42Hey, hey
13:44Let me walk out this bitch
13:46Let me go, bro
13:48She's done
13:50Where'd she even come from?
13:52Where'd that bitch even come from?
13:54I'm finna beat that bitch up
13:56Bro
13:58I don't got no scene
14:00What is it?
14:02Wait, hold on
14:04Alright, alright
14:06That's it
14:08Bye
14:12Look how they do a shovel
14:16Get her shit
14:18Get her shit
14:20I'm not going nowhere
14:22I'm not going nowhere
14:24I'm not going nowhere
14:28They want me gone cause they know I'm finna steal this bitch
14:30This Rosé
14:32You're watching Greek Life
14:34That's TV
14:44There's not another show like this ever
14:46A hundred bands on the line
14:48Like we talking a hundred bands
14:50A hundred bands
14:52What y'all gonna do?
14:58No shade
15:00A hundred bands
15:04What's up, y'all? It's your boy Omar
15:06You know what's going on
15:08We're here at Greek Life, now there's TV
15:10And we're here to win this motherfuckin' money
15:12Let's get it
15:18You owe me an apology
15:20I just do
15:22I don't owe you shit
15:24Cash
15:26Do you know who I am?
15:28I don't know you
15:30We could've met each other
15:32You be trying to check people
15:34What you trying to check people for?
15:36I need you to get your contract done
15:38You're not listening
15:40You don't have to talk to me like that
15:42I didn't talk to you like that
15:46I'm sorry
15:48And you're disrespecting me
15:50Sorry, Queen
15:52He just a little faded last night
15:54I told him not to party
15:56Fuck that contract
15:58Bitch, them is words, I got fists
16:00Bitch, damn
16:02I don't give a fuck
16:04And them raggedy ass yellow ass
16:06That's why Jessica Dime
16:08Ran the fuck out of you
16:10You're not even cool with her no more
16:12Bitch, weak ass fat bitch
16:14I don't give a fuck
16:16My cousin Juicy Fatter
16:18Beat the fuck out of you
16:20So, y'all
16:22We gonna figure out y'all
16:24Please just stay how y'all is
16:26The calm, cool, collected team that y'all are
16:28Okay
16:30Man, that bitch ain't making no money with me
16:32I can't even get no money with her
16:34I can't get no money with no bitch like that
16:36Bitch, I'm gonna get you
16:38You don't know me, bitch, I'm gonna get you
16:40I don't even play like that, bitch, I'm chillin'
16:42Bitch, I ain't touch my biggest opp
16:44I'm the damn boss, bitch, and I'm sitting here
16:46I ain't did nothing to that bitch
16:48Fuck is you talking about, bitch? You're on my team, calm down
16:50They're homies, I'm trying to like, what's up?
16:52Bitch, I already programmed for real
16:54Like, y'all, bitch, I don't wanna do y'all business
16:56I don't wanna do y'all business
16:58I fight on the name of homies
17:00I really fight
17:02I'ma beat that bitch up and send her home
17:04I'ma send her home
17:06Y'all, listen, I get it, I understand, she's off the team
17:08Look, look, she's off the team
17:10The fact that she's off the team, Fly9, I need you to calm down
17:12I'm calm, I'm chill
17:14That bitch shot on
17:16Burnt that shit on the dems
17:18I've been sitting right here trying to be cool, but yeah, it's over with
17:20Bitch, no money, muah, bye
17:22Family, bitch
17:24Bro, bro, oh, God, got tickets
17:26What's up, friends and fuckers?
17:28It's Naira
17:30You might have seen me on Big Run Style before, it's just season two
17:32Violated pupils, now that's TV's first-ever movie
17:34But now I'm a girl in Greek life, you know what the fuck's going on
17:36And I'ma get made up when I want to
17:38Yeah, I'ma put it down how I want to
17:40Oh, you playing around? It's on course, you
17:42I'ma throw it, throw it back like a bus
17:44I'ma throw it, throw it back like a bus
17:46I'ma throw it, throw it back like a bus
17:48I'ma throw it, throw it back like a bus
17:50I'ma throw it, throw it back like a bus
17:53Can I smoke this?
18:01Clear it
18:11Move
18:13Move
18:15Eat a modeling pose
18:17Eat a modeling pose
18:19Eat him up, pow
18:21And back.
18:23Yeah.
18:23Ha, ha, ha.
18:25Oh, my God.
18:26We need to get some things out of my house.
18:28I'm a big boy.
18:30I don't need to act a fool.
18:32There's nothing to apologize for.
18:35It's not that easy.
18:36You cannot disrespect.
18:37And I don't think everybody in here is going to listen.
18:39No, they, they, they don't care.
18:40You go in there with Barbie, you cannot disrespect people.
18:42Like, you cannot.
18:43You cannot, like, that's it.
18:45So, wait, I'm finna go home?
18:47Basically, all you had to do was take a picture.
18:49OK, well, take it.
18:49Send me home.
18:50It's so easy.
18:51I'm not apologizing.
18:52I'm just mad.
18:53I'm ready to fight.
18:54Um, the person that I came to fight, and I wasn't really trying to direct my energy
19:00to you, but I think it just happened in that given moment.
19:03And that was all.
19:05So, I'm sorry.
19:07All right, are we gonna have an issue with you all set?
19:09No.
19:10I don't think y'all gonna have an issue with me at all.
19:12Shit, I mean, I was ready to get that.
19:14Like, I feel like me and Cologne, we've been talking shit for a whole year.
19:17Like, this is a beef that we have literally been having go on for so long.
19:21The fans been wanting to see it.
19:22Shit, me and him been talking shit to each other.
19:24We understood that this was something that we were supposed to get.
19:27So, I was just ready.
19:29You gonna apologize to the team?
19:31Uh, yeah.
19:32You got to.
19:33You got to.
19:34Not on camera.
19:35I'm sorry.
19:36Sorry.
19:37I'm sorry.
19:38Oh, I love that y'all doing this now.
19:40That's cool.
19:41Is that acceptable or not, though?
19:43So, you don't feel like you need to be on camera
19:46I'm disrespecting my team.
19:48You're a disrespected team.
19:49Did they ride for me, though?
19:51They was trying to calm you down.
19:53Stop it.
19:54They was trying to calm you down.
19:55So, who am I apologizing to?
19:59Yeah, I'll put him to the side or something.
20:01Yeah.
20:02I can do that.
20:05I don't know.
20:06I'm just used to that.
20:07I'm used to traumatic shit.
20:08We blow, blow.
20:09Boom, boom, boom, boom.
20:10Fuck it.
20:11Give me a knock.
20:12Boom, boom, boom.
20:13Fuck it.
20:14Boom, boom, boom.
20:15Boom, boom, boom.
20:16Boom, boom, boom.
20:17Fuck it.
20:18You knock off.
20:19The way you impressing me.
20:20Yeah.
20:21Yeah.
20:22This is crazy, man.
20:23Hey, Ivory.
20:24What up?
20:25Nice to meet you.
20:26Oh, okay.
20:27I'm feeling the hair.
20:28Hair all on the floor.
20:29Hair on the floor.
20:30That's a lot.
20:31That's shopper shit.
20:32Hell yeah.
20:33Yeah, I'm shopper.
20:34Shopper been eating and she's not going for none of that bully shit.
20:38Like, she's standing on business, nigga.
20:40She was doing it up.
20:42Season two her for Young and Reckless, please.
20:44Because that bitch is Young and Reckless.
20:46Shopper is tired of getting bullied.
20:48She is tired.
20:49She is tired that she's letting that shit be known, bitch.
20:52Stop fucking with shopper, please.
21:00Have a little V cut.
21:03Nah, it's this.
21:04That whole shit is delicious.
21:05She missing the pieces on it.
21:07Oh, it's over with.
21:08She missing a few.
21:10She's like spraying things.
21:11All right, so shopper is coming in here with JR.
21:14For what?
21:15Sitting down.
21:16Whatever you need to do with your team.
21:17All right.
21:18I'm already tired of hearing it.
21:19And come on.
21:20We can't do this out here.
21:21Come on, man.
21:22Come on, bro.
21:23I mean, she was over there.
21:25That's not good.
21:26That's what I'm saying, though, man.
21:27We can't have you coming in with no hostility for nobody in this room.
21:32If you want to do the hostility, do it out there.
21:34That's what I'm saying.
21:35But she did just do the most of it.
21:37I'm not even going to say it.
21:38It's not like they're not giving us a choice with the work together.
21:40If you want to do this, you got no choice, but you get with it.
21:43All right.
21:44There's no one more powerful than me in the world, bro.
21:46But nobody's even giving that energy to you.
21:49You've just kind of been like this.
21:51So does she not just do the most because she feel like,
21:54man, I don't even got one to do her.
21:56If I'm throwing water at somebody else,
21:58just do her for me because you on my team.
22:00That's really all it was.
22:02She want to see you do good, too.
22:04We really all want to see you do good, too.
22:07This is my team.
22:08We are.
22:09We just got chilled.
22:10We're all right.
22:11I'm going to chill.
22:12I'm cool.
22:13I can dance.
22:14All right.
22:15This is honestly the winning team.
22:17We got brains on us.
22:18We got brains on us.
22:19That's why we just got to focus on just how we work.
22:21It's going to be hard.
22:22A lot of these teams are going to be arguing each other.
22:24That's why I'm going to listen to me.
22:25We got to demonstrate.
22:26Because it's a lot of different personalities, but in reality,
22:28like, y'all bitches be calm.
22:30Like, you be cool.
22:31You hear what I'm saying?
22:33That's why I'm like, all right.
22:35I get it.
22:36I get it.
22:37But bitches.
22:38Me and Charissa never even really had a problem.
22:40We had a falling out and shit like that.
22:42But I thought the shit was going to be died out when I stopped talking to her.
22:46But then once as soon as I did start talking to her, I felt some type of way
22:49because I felt like she was being afraid towards an op that, you know,
22:53that don't fuck with me and stuff like that.
22:55And I was speaking on my sister's children.
22:58So I said something.
22:59I said something about it.
23:00She made it as if me and her beef started with the girl when it really
23:04started with about Atlanta situation.
23:06When I let her know that I couldn't bring her to Atlanta because I wasn't
23:10talking about it.
23:12That's not what it was.
23:14And because you win the group chat announcing that we not cool like that.
23:19No more.
23:20You could have just been quiet.
23:21And it was bad.
23:22I would have never.
23:23And I even apologize to you for that.
23:25Why would you say that in a group of business?
23:27And you know that I don't even like me because that's what I was saying,
23:31bro.
23:32Like, that's why I'm here on that.
23:33Because none of these bitches even want me here.
23:35So yes, I'm going to do my shit.
23:37All right.
23:38But they was also clowning you in a group chat.
23:39And I literally, let me talk.
23:42I literally had your back the whole entire time.
23:44I had your back.
23:45I was like, damn, I was like, y'all put everything on the table about you.
23:48And I literally was telling her that I felt like that was wrong.
23:51Don't look at me as a weirdo when I actually,
23:53I still had your back even though me and you wasn't going to talk in terms.
23:56You just didn't hear me like that.
23:59You took it in a different type of way, but it's okay.
24:01Because text messages and talking in person is two different levels.
24:05Yeah.
24:06But it's no beef with you.
24:07I still got love for you the same way you still got love for me.
24:10All right.
24:11That's what I like.
24:12That's what I like.
24:13Yeah.
24:14Yeah.
24:15That's great.
24:16That's cool.
24:17Let's go.
24:19I was like, our situation was really, really dumb, to be honest.
24:22We already argued over Instagram and shit like that.
24:24We already spoke to each other over text message and shit.
24:28She already said that she was going to give me a face.
24:30I feel like we like sisters and shit.
24:32We just had to get it out, and then afterwards we hugged it off,
24:35shake hands, and be cool.
24:38I've been like.
24:41You was keeping up with that.
24:43That's how I'm clouding.
24:46So I've been practicing learning how to hug too.
24:49You might win a hug, baby.
24:52Like, she's delusional, I'm delusional, so I think we make a perfect team.
24:57♪♪
25:07♪♪
25:17Shit.
25:18You already know what the fuck it is.
25:19It's your boy, He Cashy.
25:20We signed up out this motherfucker.
25:21Put that shit online.
25:24♪♪
25:33♪♪
25:39This is not Greek life.
25:40This is Mac life.
25:42All right, what's the deal?
25:43It's your boy, Big Mac, not the little one.
25:46You know what time it is.
25:47Just put it on the line.
25:48Now, that's TV.
25:49You already know I'm putting it on the line.
25:51♪♪
26:06Y'all, I'm really nervous right now.
26:10I don't want to find out who's broke or whatever,
26:12but I'm here for that $100,000.
26:15♪♪
26:23Hey, y'all, Big Cologne in this motherfucker.
26:25It's time for me to win 100K.
26:27Fuck all the rest of these motherfuckers,
26:28because they ain't on shit.
26:29Only me.
26:30♪♪
26:38What's up, everybody?
26:39You already know it's Quality Cologne back on your screens.
26:42You already know I'm coming to do my big win.
26:44Y'all already know me from coming up L.A.,
26:46whooping bitches, déjà vu season one,
26:49running through bitches, déjà vu season two reunion,
26:52yeah, beating them hoes up again.
26:55And now I'm on, put it on the line on NowNest TV.
26:59♪♪
27:06It's your boy, King Mauro, and this is NowNest TV,
27:09and you're watching Greek Life.
27:11♪♪
27:17You're gonna lose your bet.
27:18I ain't gonna say that you didn't read that card,
27:20but I definitely got your name on that contract.
27:22On a contract, not this one.
27:24What's up, everybody?
27:25It's your boy, Muffin Man, and we're on Greek Life
27:27on NowNest TV.
27:29♪♪
27:39♪♪
27:48Somebody get this bitch.
27:49Kenzie, fall in.
27:51Fall out.
27:53Fall out.
27:55On your mark.
27:56Engines ready.
27:58Get set.
27:59Let's go.
28:01I gotta go.
28:02I gotta get there.
28:03Get out my way.
28:04Get out my way.
28:05I gotta go.
28:06I gotta get there.
28:07Get out my way.
28:08Move, move.
28:09No red lights.
28:10No stop signs.
28:11All gas.
28:12No brakes.
28:13Gotta keep mine.
28:15Oh, man.
28:17Master took our phones.
28:20Man, move over here, man.
28:21Chill out, nigga.
28:22Move over here, man.
28:23You see how big my arms is, bro?
28:24Yeah.
28:25I'm already folding in.
28:26Look, bro.
28:27Bro, I ain't gonna lie.
28:28You touching them.
28:29Your knees touching the back of the seat.
28:30You got all the space in the world up there.
28:34Bro, I swear to God.
28:36Let me roll him in front of him.
28:38Give me some leg room.
28:39Chill out, bro.
28:40It's too late.
28:41What am I gonna do?
28:42Get out the car?
28:43I can't move.
28:44Hell no.
28:45Hey, all right.
28:46Cool.
28:47Look.
28:48I ain't gonna lie, though, bro.
28:49Anybody ever tell you, look, Booker T.
28:50Washington.
28:51This nigga.
28:52Look like Gumball.
28:53Oh, man.
28:54Here we go.
28:55You look like Wizards of Waverly Place.
28:56They said DeAndre Hopkins.
28:57Oh, my God.
28:58Oh, man.
28:59You sure ain't catching no touchdowns.
29:00Bro, I swear to God.
29:01Somebody ever tell you, like, steal from juice?
29:02Oh, wow.
29:03I'm not jumping off this roof.
29:04You can jump off and die.
29:05You want to smoke crack?
29:06I got the gun, Bishop.
29:07Fuck you, nigga.
29:08Anybody tell you you look like Young M.A.?
29:09You look like the dude off the boondock.
29:10They hate this shit.
29:11Come on.
29:12All right.
29:13All right.
29:14All right.
29:15All right.
29:16All right.
29:17All right.
29:18All right.
29:19All right.
29:20All right.
29:21All right.
29:22All right.
29:23You pulling control.
29:24You got it!
29:25Take it!
29:26Come on!
29:27You not laughing over there?
29:28You Missouri lady.
29:29She's fuckin' wrong.
29:30You're not laughing, are you?
29:31You should get her on.
29:32That's how I look like?
29:33She laughs.
29:34You there, get her on.
29:35That's how I'm funny, bro.
29:36Young M.A. in this bitch.
29:37You look like Mister Potato Head with dreads.
29:38Boy, hey, you look too.
29:39Little head and a big hip.
29:40Like in Cinemonic, little ass neck, big ass fist, big ass ear.
29:41You like a wrestler.
29:42Stop sign.
29:43Stop sign, head and big hip.
29:44Oh, the cops, cops, cops, cops.
29:45You like a wrestler.
29:46Stop sign.
29:48Stop sign here.
29:49Hold on, cops, cops, cops, cops.
29:53Shut the fuck up.
29:54Hey, stop it.
29:55I'm sorry.
29:56This nigga, this nigga a fan.
29:58Like, he go from supporting me and calling me
30:01Cora to being funny to me.
30:02Bitch, because you made me mad.
30:02Hold on, hold on, because I'm cussing out A&E.
30:05That got nothing to do with you.
30:06Right.
30:07You was mad over Chuck.
30:08Back me in here and get in some weed.
30:09Why you got to say something to me?
30:11Because, bitch, you was doing too much.
30:12You seen Billy's fat ass over there,
30:13and now her ass got left out.
30:15Sad, bitch.
30:15And you was mad because your dad was
30:17fucking with Chuck like that's your only nigga,
30:18but you thought you got niggas in line.
30:19That ain't my only nigga, but, bitch, I was still mad.
30:21That's one of them.
30:22You was acting like that was your only nigga, poppy.
30:22I don't care.
30:23That was one of them.
30:24Yeah.
30:24That was one of them.
30:25You were.
30:26And you was cosigning me.
30:27I'm not, though.
30:28And so what?
30:29You supposed to be cool with me and him.
30:30Why would you cosign some shit like that?
30:32What did I cosign?
30:33You don't fuck with him.
30:34How?
30:34And if you cool with both of us, you
30:35ain't supposed to be around that shit.
30:36No, nigga, you just didn't want me around
30:38because you was on some weird hating shit, and that's that.
30:40No, you just said you was around him,
30:42and he was fucking with my nigga.
30:43And you mad because Chuck don't want you, that's all.
30:44Chuck don't want that nigga.
30:45Who don't want who?
30:46You.
30:46Baby, I'm coming.
30:47Nigga.
30:48You was acting on the phone, bitch.
30:49You not, though.
30:50These niggas will fuck me.
30:51But you talking big to get on South Central, though.
30:53Cheap ass nigga.
30:55Who fucked these niggas on South Central?
30:56I don't got to fuck to get on the spot on that ass TV.
30:59Who?
30:59Stranded where?
31:00I had money to get home, bitch.
31:01You were stranded out there.
31:02And I got money to get home now.
31:03You were stranded out there.
31:03What's up?
31:04I fight, nigga.
31:05I fight my big ass cousin every day, nigga.
31:07What's up?
31:08He's bigger than you.
31:09Come on.
31:09Come on.
31:10But like, mind your business.
31:12Like, for real.
31:13Be quiet, Traycon.
31:15Be quiet, Traycon.
31:17Yeah, come on.
31:18I'm the girl I never get to.
31:19Bitch, I don't want you.
31:20Bro, I don't want you.
31:21You like staying, bitch.
31:22Real, real.
31:23Everybody want to own and own me.
31:25But I will have somebody beat your ass, too, you big bitch.
31:28You can't even fight.
31:28Why are you here?
31:29All right.
31:30Yeah.
31:31Yeah.
31:31Gay.
31:32Like, you look gay as fuck.
31:33Shut up.
31:35Yeah, uh-huh.
31:36Yeah, I'm going to hit you, too.
31:38I'm going to hit you, too.
31:39You should have just shut the fuck up.
31:41Stay in the back, bitch.
31:42Blow a T fast.
31:43Hey, DJ, play something, girl.
31:44Yeah, because nobody want to hear
31:46that fucking alligator in the back.
31:50Put your seat belt on, bitch, before I
31:51put you in your car seat, hoe.
31:54Oh, is that your sauce?
31:56Wet, wet, wet, wet, wet, wet, wet, wet, wet, wet, wet, wet,
32:01wet, wet, wet, wet, wet, wet, wet, wet, wet, wet, wet, wet,
32:05wet, wet, wet, wet, wet, wet, wet, wet, wet, wet, wet.
32:18Heavenly Father, thank you for giving me this opportunity
32:21to be here, to win this money with me
32:22in the name of Jesus Christ.
32:24Please guide us.
32:25We can guide ourselves.
32:26But with the guidance of you and fourth form,
32:29I know we can win this. In the name of Jesus Christ,
32:31let us win this obstacle.
32:32Let us win this whole competition.
32:34The money is ours. We give it to you.
32:35God offers us. In Jesus Christ, we walk by faith,
32:38not by sight. In Jesus Christ, we pray.
32:39Amen. Amen.
32:41All right. Hey, look, look, look, look, look.
32:46Yeah, I feel the weight on my shoulders.
32:49I guess nobody done told ya.
32:51I ain't gonna stop till it's over.
32:52My mother rich, there a soldier.
32:55What's going on? You know, big press around here.
32:57You know, they have to call the motherfucking
32:59big Don around this bitch.
33:00What's going on? It's pressure.
33:02And y'all watch them put it on the motherfucking lines
33:04on that ass TV.
33:14So, it's big pressure.
33:15They got me on Greek Life. Of course.
33:17Why not?
33:19You know me from South with your body season one.
33:21Uh, duh. South with your body season four.
33:24And of course, Mean Girls, when I did my biggest hosting.
33:27You know that I'm on Greek Life for the 100K.
33:29Let's go.
33:39Thanks.
33:40Thank you.
33:42Don't talk to me, bitch.
33:43How about that?
33:45Period. The whole trip. Next.
33:46Fuck out of here.
33:48That's a lot of things you need to talk to.
33:49No, I don't need to talk to nobody.
33:51Shut the fuck up.
33:53Uh-uh. We didn't find any help.
33:55No, it's not your time to leave.
33:57Shut the fuck up.
33:58Bitch, I don't care.
33:59Okay, I don't care either, bitch.
34:01I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.
34:03I'm good. Is your nose good?
34:05Is your nose good? Is your nose good?
34:08I'm not on the phone, bitch.
34:10Shut up.
34:12Hairy dickhead. Shut up.
34:15Tiny, all tranny. Shut the fuck up.
34:17Get it, like, go back to your regular nose.
34:20That's not giving, bitch. You can't even breathe, hoe.
34:22Shut up. Take out shame.
34:24Fake exclusive.
34:26Suck everybody's dick on the network, though.
34:27Look at you. Look at you, though.
34:29Look at you. Look at you.
34:30You look nasty. Oh, I do?
34:32You do. You mad.
34:33With that unrelenting-ass makeup. Bitch, you look a fool.
34:35You mad. You mad. You want to be a woman, though?
34:36Can't be, bitch. Sorry.
34:38We don't do those.
34:39Look at me. Bitch, fuck you.
34:41Fuck you. Mad about women.
34:43I know. My titties don't say.
34:45Mad that you got on the waistband, bitch.
34:46My titties don't say.
34:48George, we about to win. George, chill out.
34:50We about to win.
34:52Goddamn.
34:54Shut up, sir. Thank you.
34:56Yeah, you mad.
34:58My shit natural, bitch.
35:00My shit natural, though. I'm good with me, though.
35:02I'm good natural, bitch.
35:04I don't got to get work just to feel good.
35:06I'm going to take your money, though.
35:08I'm going to take your money.
35:10You mad. You mad.
35:12You mad. You mad.
35:14You mad. You mad.
35:16You mad, sir.
35:18You mad, sir.
35:20I can keep the dick, sir. Shut up.
35:23What's going on, baby?
35:25Whoa, whoa.
35:27Everybody lining up, they brought pressure to the tab.
35:29I see this bigfoot bitch,
35:31so you already know the history between us.
35:33That bitch for sure was going to get a drink on her.
35:35Hey, bring out Scary-Ass the Greek lion.
35:38Who the fuck raised her?
35:40What?
35:42Who the fuck raised Marva?
35:44Right here. Right here.
35:46What's your mama's name?
35:48What's your mama's name?
35:50She's clean.
35:52I think she's clean.
35:54So, of course, big pressure was a little bit casually,
35:57of course, trendy, but late.
35:59And why when I get to the motherfucking treetop challenge,
36:03man-man came for me once again?
36:07You would have thought it was all over at Mean Girls,
36:09but it wasn't.
36:11She's still coming, coming, coming,
36:13so of course I have to get on that.
36:15Scary-Ass, bitch!
36:17I got mans on my line, you feel me?
36:19Man-man, calm down, bookie.
36:22We're not here to play with you, boo.
36:25You need to get these teeth out of your mouth.
36:27Of course mouth, boo.
36:30Calm down, bookie.
36:32Stay away from me, man-man.
36:36Hey, y'all, it's your girl Deja Rain.
36:38Listen, we got the craziest, craziest game show coming,
36:42Greek life. Y'all ready?
36:44Yeah!
36:47It was 50K, now it's 100K.
36:50Barb, you ready?
36:52100K?
36:54OK, it's 100K.
36:56You know what? Fuck Greek life.
36:58We're going to call it Put It On The Line.
37:00No, we're going to call it Mac in Greek life.
37:03It's a Mac show?
37:05It's a Mac show, always.
37:07Any time I'm on the motherfucking camera, it's a Mac show.
37:09You said it, baby.
37:11You want to get it?
37:14Lord Mac Messy-ass, you know that run in the bloodline.
37:18He started some shit.
37:20All right, y'all, listen.
37:22The point system goes like this.
37:24It's six feet.
37:28He said he could get pressure on Nitty,
37:30and pressure felt the need to feel good.
37:34She felt brave.
37:36Oh, you felt brave today.
37:39They told me not to fight.
37:41They told me not to fight.
37:43They told me not to fight.
37:45But I'm whooping your ass.
37:47Oh, my God.
37:49I'm whooping your ass.
37:51Whooping that ass up.
37:53Pressure, she's still popping it.
37:55Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop.
37:57Just popping it off at the mouth.
37:59I feel like when I first came, I needed to run on my face.
38:01Just get them out the way.
38:03Run them, run them, run them. Let's get them out the way.
38:05And that's what I did.
38:07I like that.
38:09Oh, break it to me.
38:11What's up, bitch?
38:13What's up?
38:15What's up?
38:17What's up, bitch?
38:19What's up?
38:21What's up?