Land of the keyboard immortal Ep 1-4 Multi Sub
Land of the keyboard immortal Ep 1-4 Multi Sub
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00:00This is a derivative work of the Touhou Project. It may be disrespectful of characters, places, and settings.
00:30If I don't put it on, I'll get struck by lightning!
00:42What are you doing?
00:45I can't go wrong!
00:55Where... where am I?
00:58Welcome to the Keyboard Space!
01:04What... what is this?
01:12Oh no!
01:14Keyboard Enclosure Locked.
01:17Next function, unlock.
01:21How do I unlock it?
01:24Collect 12 Unknown Secrets.
01:28Put them in F1 to F12 slots.
01:32Each secret will trigger a corresponding function and mission.
01:35Wow, advanced.
01:37If the mission fails, the host will be permanently eliminated.
01:42Good luck, Keyboard Hero!
01:49Wait, wait!
01:51Sir, your teaching is too perfunctory!
01:53I don't know where I am!
01:59The Great Qing Dynasty was struck by lightning.
02:01What sin did they commit?
02:05Isn't this the Chu family's...
02:06not-so-innocent son-in-law?
02:09I remember he got married yesterday.
02:14What a pity.
02:15The most beautiful woman in Mingyue City, Miss Chu,
02:18is going to be a widow at such a young age.
02:21In my observation,
02:22it is indeed the death caused by lightning.
02:26Come on.
02:27Wait!
02:29I think I can still save him.
02:34It's a trap!
02:35Run!
02:42Hey, bro.
02:43Do you need my 120?
02:48You...
02:54Am I...
02:55in the moon?
02:59Zuo An.
03:00What are you doing now?
03:04Oh my god!
03:18The Great Qing Dynasty was struck by lightning.
03:20What sin did they commit?
03:26Miss,
03:27I have a cat that can turn over roots.
03:30I'd like to invite you to take a look.
03:34Is he out of his mind?
03:37Zuo An.
03:38It's only been a few hours.
03:39Don't you remember?
03:40I'm your...
03:42wife.
03:48Heaven has been kind to me.
03:51I've lived a virtuous life.
03:54This is what I deserve.
03:58Is this the me in this world?
04:01This is too old-fashioned.
04:03Do you have to be so tragic?
04:08Where's my wife?
04:10Miss Chu is so beautiful.
04:13I'd like to see her again.
04:15Hey!
04:16Why are you looking at my wife?
04:18Wife, wait for me.
04:24Stop!
04:26Have you forgotten who you are?
04:28You're so rude.
04:29Get out of my way.
04:33How can this woman
04:35be worthy of Miss Chu?
04:37Look at how timid she is in front of her maid.
04:42She's so beautiful.
04:44You're so annoying.
04:46I'm so miserable in this world.
04:52Miss,
04:53your dress has a hole.
05:01You liar!
05:09Miss,
05:10your dress has a hole.
05:15You liar!
05:18Wife!
05:21Zuo An.
05:22I can't believe it.
05:24How can you be so...
05:26Forget it, Xue'er.
05:29She's crying.
05:30Just leave her here.
05:32She's hurt after all.
05:38What did you see?
05:40I didn't see anything.
05:42But, wife,
05:43why did you choose me
05:45to marry me?
05:48Don't you know
05:50why I chose you?
05:53Isn't it because
05:55of our sweet love?
05:57I chose you
05:59because...
06:01I can't!
06:04Why did God do this to me?
06:08This silly boy
06:09is so stupid.
06:11What's wrong with him?
06:13He went to Miss's room
06:15and got punished.
06:17He was struck by lightning.
06:24What a pity!
06:25I was so young.
06:28What a pity!
06:29I was so handsome.
06:33What a pity!
06:35My wife was so beautiful.
06:38I'm the cause of all this
06:41because of you.
06:47That's all for now.
06:52In the next life,
06:53I'll grow up with you
06:56and fight together.
06:59Wait!
07:08Can't you be more professional?
07:10You put it so low
07:11as if you want to tie yourself up
07:12with a rag.
07:14Who are you?
07:15Who let you in?
07:16I'm just a flower farmer.
07:20I'm here to tell you
07:22that you're just
07:24under special prohibition
07:26and not illegal.
07:30Thank you for your hard work.
07:31Have a seat and have a rest.
07:33Please.
07:38The first way to break the prohibition
07:40is to use the rare natural treasure.
07:43But you're not qualified
07:44to do that.
07:48Is there any other way?
07:52The second way
07:54is to get the Mirror of the Ancestors
07:56and break the prohibition
07:58with your own ability.
07:59The Mirror of the Ancestors?
08:00What is it?
08:01Is it a demon?
08:02You idiot!
08:04You don't even know that?
08:06The first way
08:07is to enter the door
08:09with the same rank as the Heavenly Emperor.
08:11Then,
08:12by training the skin, flesh, bone,
08:14marrow, internal organs, blood,
08:16and accumulating vitality,
08:18you will be strengthened step by step
08:20from the second to the eighth rank.
08:22The ninth rank
08:23is to control the power of the Heavenly Emperor.
08:25The Mirror of the Ancestors
08:26is to be broken by the Heavenly Emperor.
08:30The ninth rank
08:31is to be broken by the Great Ancestor.
08:33In this way,
08:34life and death depend on the Great Ancestor.
08:37Life and death depend on the Great Ancestor?
08:38That's too old-fashioned.
08:39No way.
08:40I can really train in this world?
08:41I can go to the Heavenly Emperor?
08:43In this way,
08:44the Great Ancestor
08:45will be immortal forever.
08:50How long do I need to train
08:51to become the Great Ancestor?
08:53You're not qualified
08:54to do that.
08:57Why am I so unlucky?
09:02I happen to have a set of strange martial arts
09:05that suits you very well.
09:08What's so strange about it?
09:10Normal people train
09:12by absorbing the vitality of the Heavenly Emperor.
09:15You're not qualified to do that.
09:17Of course, you can't do it.
09:20But my martial arts
09:21is different from the traditional method.
09:23It's based on
09:24the friction between the body and the body.
09:26It can fully control the training process
09:28and transform a series of combinations
09:30into a series of combinations
09:31to increase your cultivation.
09:32It can accurately target
09:33the weak points of your self-knowledge
09:34and reach the blue sea
09:35of the Zongshi Mirror
09:36in the subdivision field
09:37to complete the close layout.
09:40Have you ever worked on the Internet?
09:43I'm late today.
09:46I don't understand
09:47your martial arts.
09:49To put it bluntly,
09:50it's a beating.
09:51The more you get hit,
09:52the easier it is to break through.
09:54Your martial arts are too bad.
09:56My election is coming.
09:58I hope you won't be humiliated
10:00by this set of martial arts.
10:02May I ask your name?
10:04Just call me Old Man Mi.
10:08Thank you, senior.
10:23Detecting the secret point of Qishan,
10:25Phoenix Leaf Spring.
10:27Do you want to try activating the keyboard?
10:48Please wait for the secret point fusion.
10:57Phoenix Leaf Spring
11:15Obtained the first secret point.
11:17Activate the anger value system
11:19to unlock part of the lottery function.
11:21Anger others to collect anger value
11:23can be used for lottery and shopping.
11:26If anger value is not enough,
11:28there is a risk of extinction.
11:30Is this the protagonist's experience?
11:32No need to find the secret point.
11:33Just come to the sky.
11:35This is...
11:36awesome!
11:38Activate the keyboard function for the first time.
11:40The reward is a free lottery of three times.
11:42The probability of winning the lottery is increased by three chances.
11:45Do you want to start the lottery?
11:49The idea of guiding guests is familiar.
11:53But now I feel that
11:55I am very powerful.
12:10Let me welcome
12:12a knife-like magic!
12:23Do you want to enter the next lottery?
12:26I don't believe it!
12:44Congratulations on winning the Happy Cannonball!
12:47What?
12:52What is this?
12:56Reduce pain, lock blood.
13:00It looks like a life-saving prop.
13:03What does the lucky item have to do with the function?
13:06Why do I have to die in love and let others attack me?
13:08Can't you be strict?
13:13One more time.
13:22Reduce pain, lock blood.
13:24It looks like a life-saving prop.
13:26Why do I have to die in love and let others attack me?
13:28Can't you be strict?
13:30Congratulations on winning the Happy Cannonball!
13:32What does the lucky item have to do with the function?
13:34Good, good.
13:35This is a good hide-and-seek.
13:37One must kill.
13:38It is a must-have item for old Liu.
13:46Please get the anger value today as soon as possible.
13:49I really got a lot of things today.
13:58The Happy Cannonball is coming!
14:00Run!
14:02Run!
14:08Dog?
14:10Help!
14:20Dog?
14:26Dog?
14:36Bad dog.
14:39Come back!
14:41Come back!
14:46Fortunately, the dogs here are no different from those on Earth.
15:04Little dog.
15:05If you lose everything, it will only harm you.
15:09Get out!
15:11What did you do to my dog?
15:22How dare you kill my dog?
15:24It's terrible.
15:26It's better to die than to get hurt.
15:32I'm dead.
15:35You are really cruel.
15:38The experience value is increasing very fast.
15:42Are you stupid?
15:43This is a special whip that my sister found
15:45because she was afraid that I would be bullied.
15:48It can amplify the pain ten times.
15:51Catch me again.
15:57Listen to me.
15:59What else do you want to say?
16:01I request a private talk.
16:03What is a private talk?
16:05A private talk is...
16:07Let's have a private talk.
16:09No.
16:11Let's have a private talk.
16:12It's a deal.
16:14What do you want to do?
16:16Let's make a bet.
16:17If I can hit you ten times without pain,
16:19the matter of the dog
16:21and the matter of me entering your house
16:23will be over.
16:26You?
16:27You want to hit me ten times?
16:29Just bet.
16:31Okay.
16:33No anger value?
16:35It seems that the strength is not enough.
16:38One stroke.
16:39Wait.
16:40I said the wrong condition.
16:41Say it again.
16:44Say it quickly.
16:45If I win,
16:47you have to call me brother-in-law
16:49except for not pursuing the previous matter.
16:54You...
16:56That's more like it.
16:58If you lose,
17:00I will make you kneel down
17:02and apologize to me.
17:04It's a deal.
17:06Ready, go.
17:08Go to hell.
17:17What's wrong?
17:18I'm not ready yet.
17:20I want to drink some water first.
17:22I'll kill you later.
17:27How to use this thing?
17:29Is it necessary to wipe there?
17:33This thing can only be used five times.
17:37This keyboard is really a good thing.
17:39Are you drinking water or going out of the palace?
17:41Why are you in such a hurry?
17:44Come on.
17:45Just avoid my handsome face.
17:48This is your sister's favorite thing.
17:50Don't break it.
17:52If you don't hit me, I won't hit you.
17:54Get ready to beg for mercy.
17:57I told you not to hit my face.
18:04You can't break it with one whip, can you?
18:08Are you all right?
18:10It works.
18:12The function of the Happy Ball has been activated.
18:14There is no abnormal feeling.
18:16It's just a normal phenomenon.
18:18Comfortable.
18:20Hold the whip.
18:27Comfortable.
18:28It's really comfortable.
18:32It's too painful.
18:34Silly girl is really silly.
18:36Yes.
18:40Why don't you continue?
18:42There are still three whips left.
18:43Go on.
18:46Do you have a perverted hobby?
18:50How is that possible?
18:52I'm just a real man.
18:54Don't be afraid.
18:56Don't pity me because I'm your brother-in-law.
19:01You are really a pervert.
19:03I won't play anymore.
19:05I won't say anything.
19:06Call me brother-in-law.
19:08Brother-in-law.
19:17You are really good at making up for your mistakes.
19:19I almost lost my face.
19:25This meal is not bad.
19:28It's really good.
19:30You are really good at making up for your mistakes.
19:33Go away.
19:34Wait for me to see the master and the madam.
19:37Who is it?
19:38It's a private house.
19:44What are you doing?
19:45Change your clothes.
19:47The master and the madam are waiting for you in the meeting room.
19:49Why are they looking for me?
19:52Why?
19:54Of course they are looking for you.
19:58But I was hurt by the second lady.
20:00I can't walk anymore.
20:03Why does the second lady like such a rascal?
20:07Get up quickly.
20:08Don't let the master and the madam wait for a long time.
20:11I don't care.
20:12If you want to leave, you carry me away.
20:15I'm still injured.
20:16Respect me.
20:17I'm the son-in-law of the Chu family.