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00:00Coleman says he's gonna break Dana Beers' jaw.
00:02Yes, he says he's gonna break Dana Beers' jaw, yeah.
00:04The only person I don't like is Coleman at this point.
00:06And he's never gonna play basketball again after what I do to him.
00:09If they're gonna wanna do cheap shots, like, I'll probably retaliate.
00:13Oh, Rico's gonna make it back.
00:14It's a beautiful shot for Rico!
00:16Hits the deck and gets the foul!
00:18He shoves Gus to the floor!
00:20Shoves Gus to the floor!
00:21That's gotta be a tip-off!
00:22It's a motherfucking baby!
00:24Oh, my God.
00:26Rico took Gus.
00:27Rico with a shove.
00:28It looks like he's bleeding from the mouth a little bit.
00:35Do you care at all about this KMS New York basketball game on Monday?
00:40Will you watch that event?
00:40Yeah, I'm interested to watch it.
00:43Coleman says he's gonna break Dana Beers' jaw.
00:46Yes, he says he's gonna break Dana Beers' jaw, yeah.
00:48Yes.
00:48Are you okay with that?
00:49That's good physical talk.
00:51You're gonna break his jaw.
00:53Why would you do that?
00:54Because we're-
00:55He's a nice guy.
00:56Why would you break his jaw?
00:57He's the one that said he's gonna make me cry.
00:59That doesn't mean he's gonna break your jaw.
01:01He could sue you for that.
01:02Take a step in the paint.
01:03Find out.
01:03Take a step in the paint.
01:05Find out.
01:06I've stepped in the paint a lot of times.
01:07You have your arms down.
01:07You just stare up at the rim.
01:10Unless he runs into you by accident, like, bangs his head against yours.
01:12You're not gonna break his jaw.
01:14Hey, whatever it takes.
01:15Yeah, I mean, Dana would chill him.
01:18Dana's gonna put up 38-22 in that game.
01:21We're gonna have to figure out a way to win.
01:23Yeah, I'm excited to watch it.
01:24Yeah, our guy Josh is in that.
01:26Were you about to say something, Coleman, about that or no?
01:28Step in the paint and find out.
01:30All he has is a spin move.
01:31Okay, all right, great.
01:32Well, I mean, that's a little different than saying you're gonna break somebody's jaw.
01:35Yes, that is true.
01:36He's a fucking dope boy.
01:38Dude, I love the KMS show and I love Kirk.
01:43So, like, it's gonna be hard to have to do what we're gonna do to them.
01:46But it's really not out of malice.
01:49It's the only person I don't like is Coleman at this point.
01:52Everyone else.
01:52Like, beanbag Ron, fucking electric.
01:55The guy that wears cargo shorts, like, unbelievable.
01:58Kirk, I love all of them.
02:00Augustus smashing his face on the floor.
02:02Like, I love that team.
02:03They're very exciting and fun to watch.
02:05But Coleman has zero ability or, like, he shouldn't be talking any shit.
02:12Have you seen what he does?
02:14I mean, I guess it kind of makes it funnier.
02:15But, like, I'm going to fucking put the work in on that clown.
02:19And he's never gonna play basketball again after what I do to him.
02:22If they ever want to do cheap shots, like, I'll probably retaliate.
02:25But I'm pretty worried that Billy's gonna murder someone.
02:29I feel like we should cover whatever spread there is, no matter what.
02:32What would you set the line?
02:34If we're doing 20-minute halves running clock with a ref,
02:36I'd say we're 10 and a half points favorites.
02:40The only problem is we can't shoot threes and we can't shoot free throws.
02:44And they're probably gonna hack us a lot because they just want to, like, hurt us, apparently.
02:49That might be where we get into trouble.
02:51But, like, we should fucking easily win.
02:53And especially Coleman, that fucking bag of milk.
02:58I'm gonna work him in the post.
03:00Coleman?
03:03Look, I have no issue with Coleman.
03:05But he's got another thing coming if he thinks he's gonna break Dana Beer's nose.
03:09Well, he better put his money where his mouth is.
03:11Now he has to break his nose.
03:13Imagine Dana just destroying something.
03:16Coleman sucks at basketball.
03:17I don't know why he's talking shit.
03:19He can't even make a fucking free throw shot, probably.
03:22I mean, I'm already in hot water because I got caught on the hot mic
03:25so I was gonna rub Kirk's bald head while I'm dunking on him.
03:28I'm about to break Kirk's ankles and then rub his bald head as I'm dunking on him.
03:34Not a good look.
03:35I probably won't even get playing time, but I'll be there.
03:37And I can't wait to see them lose so badly.
03:39It's gonna be so satisfying.
03:41Coleman's the best.
03:43It's just, uh, I think he should try to be a little Kirk.
03:47I think, you know, trying his best.
03:49I don't.
03:49I don't imagine he's gonna break Dana's jaw.
03:51I don't think that's gonna happen.
03:52If anything, he hurts himself in the process.
03:54Inside, we should dominate.
03:56I'm fascinated to see Coleman on a court, like, just in person.
03:58I've seen it, like, on video.
04:00But, man, in person, it's gotta be unbelievable.
04:03Like, it's an absolute marvel to witness.
04:06I watched a little bit, mostly Coleman working shit off the backboard.
04:12I think it's an interesting group.
04:15I think that the big thing is they have no one they can match up with, Dana or Billy.
04:17Or Mulcahy.
04:18Presuming Mulcahy's there.
04:19I think he is, right?
04:21They got no match-ups.
04:22It's just a match-up fucking nightmare.
04:24But I think that, at the end of the day, unfortunately,
04:27the KMS crew might end up being the more entertaining watch.
04:30Because everyone's gonna be glued in on Coleman.
04:33And while all our guys are gonna take it very seriously,
04:35they're gonna be glued in, way more entertained by the KMS crew.
04:39Dana would have to come to him.
04:40Don't look like Coleman.
04:41I like Coleman.
04:41Don't look like Coleman moves too fast.
04:42Yeah, yeah.
04:43So if Dana comes in his zone, maybe he jacks him up.
04:45I don't know.
04:45We'll see.
04:46What did you set the line?
04:49Six.
04:49I think we're laying at six.
04:50Okay.
04:51Well, Kirk can shoot us out of the gym, so we'll see.
04:53Yeah.
04:54I feel like I'm going to, like I'm playing against LeBron.
04:57Like, I'm playing the play against their star player,
04:59but he's just the worst player of all time.
05:02Like, he's not the best one out there to see how good he is.
05:04Just, I need to see it in person.
05:06I watched that six-minute video maybe 40 times.
05:17Coleman is my favorite content creator on the internet right now.
05:20Nobody makes me laugh more than Coleman.
05:22Whether it's his old blogs, him shooting basketballs.
05:25The funnier thing is during that video, Kirk just has, like, guys run suicides.
05:30Just, like, these guys just running.
05:32It's Saturday afternoon.
05:33They run.
05:34They want it.
05:35They want it.
05:36And the thing is, we're in a lose-lose situation.
05:38We lose tonight.
05:40We should all literally probably, you know, if we win, it's like,
05:45yeah, you should have won.
05:46And if you don't win by enough, like, we're fucked.
05:48They have nothing to lose.
05:49No.
05:50They have zero.
05:51Besides, like, just Kirk getting on them.
05:52But he might get on them even if they win.
05:54If you had to guess one person who loses their cool on our team, who would it be?
05:58I'd say Gio.
06:03I get rattled very easily.
06:05I talk a lot of shit on the court.
06:07It gets me in trouble.
06:07Clumber hates it.
06:08So I told him I'm going to keep my mouth quiet this time.
06:12And only, I'm just going to say mean things under my breath.
06:15Tell me the best course of action.
06:17I don't know.
06:17I don't really know what to expect in the game itself.
06:19I'm excited to see Coleman.
06:20That's really what comes down to.
06:21I want to see Coleman doing his thing.
06:22The Lions, Nick Mulcahy, 14 and a half.
06:25That's like literally what he scores all the time.
06:28Dana, 10 and a half.
06:30Billy football, me, six and a half.
06:32That's kind of where I'm at, too.
06:34Who, me?
06:36Shark, mid-ahead.
06:37Let me tell you, I like this world.
06:40It's really fucking funny.
06:42Coleman to break Dana's jaw.
06:44He anticipates.
06:45No, minus 8,000.
06:47How will Coleman leave?
06:48After the game, in the car, or on barstool trains in New York City?
06:54Wait, is that a trap game?
06:58Clumber, he's taking this like it's the NBA Finals.
07:02The texts he was sending the other night were some of the most insane.
07:07I loved every second of it.
07:08It's just, it's a big game.
07:10It's a big game.
07:13He thinks that we are worried for our lives about the game.
07:18Right?
07:19The fucking texts, they were like,
07:21he's like, don't worry, I would never put my friends in danger of being hurt.
07:24Like, what are you talking about?
07:26I'm a little scared they might actually break my knees.
07:28And I'm like, clearly joking.
07:31I have a lot of respect for Team KMS.
07:33I just, Clumber is acting like it's World War III.
07:36It's amazing.
07:37That's why I keep hyping, I keep like feeding into it too.
07:40I'm like, come on coach, how we doing?
07:42I am very excited though.
07:43No, it's going to be a lot of fun.
07:45Listen, Chicago won't play us.
07:47So, Kirkman and took it in a second.
07:52We were about halfway.
07:53That's what, it's funny.
07:55We just got to shut down Kirkman.
07:57He's good.
07:58I know, that's what I'm saying.
07:59We just got to shut him down.
08:00I got beanbag Ron fucking DM me being like,
08:04is there any basketball courts in Alaska?
08:05I bet not.
08:06He's like jerking me.
08:08Like I'm not practicing.
08:09I kind of respected it.
08:10I respected it.
08:12Yeah, Kirk said he wants to rearrange my face.
08:16Fucking, good luck, buddy.
08:19Are you fired up?
08:21I'm actually, I just got back from a wedding.
08:24I didn't sleep last night and I'm really fucking sick.
08:26So, but you know, hungry, feral dogs fight harder.
08:33Sick dogs are nastier.
08:35Wait, Tommy, where are we right now?
08:37You can't, you can't tell where we are?
08:40This is Berlin, Connecticut.
08:44The gym, we're arriving for the fast team, NYC versus team Manhattan.
08:48There he is, Coleman in the wild.
08:50Oh, there's Jack Coleman, Coleman in the wild.
08:52It's cold.
08:54Guys, it's cold.
08:55Yeah, we're ready to roll.
08:56Power hours.
08:58Yeah.
08:59How are you?
09:00What's up?
09:03The drive up, I think, vibes were high from pretty much everybody else but me.
09:06I was complaining about the two hour drive.
09:08So, but yeah, vibes were, were high.
09:09A little, you know, a little nerves.
09:10Obviously, we were going in as the favorites.
09:12Everyone was a little worried, like you can't lose that game.
09:15So yeah, vibes were high.
09:17Vasco slept in the trunk for two hours.
09:19Trunk.
09:20Yes.
09:22How are we feeling?
09:23Chilling.
09:24Low-key need to, low-key need to wake up.
09:28But the goods feel good.
09:30Long car ride, traffic for four hours.
09:34We're fine.
09:34Crawled in the back of a car, take a little pre-game stretch.
09:38I feel great.
09:39Feel really good.
09:40I think, I think we got a, it's gonna be a good game.
09:43These guys are ready.
09:44I saw Coleman's been working on his free throws and they actually look better.
09:47I think we're gonna have a game tonight.
09:49I'm excited.
09:49Be competitive.
09:50Be exciting.
09:51I'm ready to go.
09:51I feel great about my guys, you know.
09:53I mean, obviously me personally, I had some brutal foul shots the other night.
09:59What?
10:01But I've been working on it, you know.
10:03I, I think we're ready.
10:04I think it's gonna be a war out here.
10:06Okay.
10:06You said you were gonna break Dana's jaw.
10:08Is there an update on that?
10:09Uh, we'll see it.
10:10Step in the paint, find out.
10:13Uh, definitely not nervous, but you just didn't want to lose.
10:17There's always that thing in there where you get, oh, we're down four, we're down six.
10:20Like, you start to get it where you could potentially lose.
10:23Yeah, you get a little nervous.
10:24So, I feel good.
10:26I'm like, weirdly, extremely nervous.
10:28I have goosebumps.
10:29I got hearts fluttering.
10:32I'm very nervous.
10:33I'm like, oh, too nervous for this.
10:35We don't win by a inch.
10:37Ten.
10:37I'm gonna lose my fucking mind.
10:40He's, he's got nervous jitters.
10:42Now, okay, I like the kid.
10:43Seriously, good friend.
10:44Absolute choke job in our playoff game.
10:46We cannot have a repeat of that.
10:48Dude, who says that right before a game?
10:50Lock in.
10:50We can't have a repeat.
10:51I'm ready.
10:51I'm fucking ready.
10:52We can't have a repeat of that.
10:53That'd be awful.
10:56Wait, what did you say?
10:57He's our head of sales.
10:58Okay, he's our head of sales.
10:59So, if you ever see any deal, or you're like, why isn't shit getting sold?
11:01That's, I'm okay.
11:03You literally don't touch sales.
11:06We should win handily.
11:08But again, I'm like, weirdly nervous.
11:10I'm not a skater.
11:10I just, I have like this flutter in my heart.
11:15It's like I'm back in high school.
11:16God's average 12 and 10, baby.
11:18You're a double double, baby.
11:20What are you like in the game tonight?
11:21I don't know.
11:22I just like Kirk Minahan show.
11:24Okay.
11:24It's like brides and bears.
11:25I can never get enough.
11:26All right.
11:28That looks good.
11:31Who's the guy in cargo shorts?
11:32These are your pants.
11:33Oh, that's Cinema, right?
11:34Jesus Christ.
11:35Yeah, he has to.
11:35That's part of his uniform.
11:36He has to wear them.
11:37You said you didn't talk to the guy about the cargo shorts?
11:40That's his trademark.
11:42He has to wear cargo shorts.
11:43Yeah, that's his trademark.
11:44That's all he wears.
11:48Close enough.
11:49That's close enough.
11:50All right, I got to get ready because I'm missing pretty badly.
11:56It's going to be a 20-minute clock.
11:58Both halves, just like we played before.
12:00Stops at one minute, I believe, in the second half.
12:02Increases a 10-point game, I guess.
12:06We have three timeouts.
12:07I'm going to be calling them unless there's an absolute need to call them.
12:10But we get one.
12:11We have to use it or lose it in the first half.
12:13And we have two in the second half.
12:14So a little bit different.
12:15Player fouls or team fouls?
12:16Player fouls.
12:18There's no shot clock.
12:22So we can win for nothing?
12:23Yep, but we're not going to do that.
12:24We're going to play aggressive.
12:25We've got to be a lot trickier than this.
12:27One-four-nothing.
12:27Can I foul out?
12:33You're not going to because you're not going to play like a moron.
12:36Yeah, let's not foul out.
12:47What do you think of Rico's game?
13:05I haven't really seen it.
13:06I saw him at the free throw.
13:06I saw him sleep during the free throw.
13:09We'll see how he does tonight.
13:10I don't know.
13:10I don't think I've ever seen any of these guys play.
13:14So I have no idea.
13:15How do you feel about your team?
13:16I feel we're going to play hard, you know.
13:18I don't know.
13:18The pressure's on them.
13:19Clemmer's guaranteeing a double-digit win.
13:24No, he made a few.
13:25No, I can't talk.
13:27Obviously.
13:27I shot 30% this year.
13:28Smoke's is hot.
13:29Smoke's is red fucking hot.
13:30I'm not going to play.
13:32I'm tiring myself out a bit in warm-ups.
13:34But I'm pretty hot right now.
13:35Rico's college friend is the ref.
13:38The ref's betting on the game.
13:41This is a corrupt society that we live in.
13:45But whatever.
13:46The ref already knows Rico too well.
13:51Full disclosure, I am a Mennon fan too.
13:53So I'll keep it right down the middle though, all right?
13:56God damn it.
13:57These guys have talked so much fucking shit.
14:00Kirk talking about rearranging my face
14:02so my parents can't recognize me.
14:05What's up, you rich boy bitch?
14:10Where's that coming from?
14:11Huh?
14:12Huh?
14:13Where's that coming from?
14:14Oh, I hear things about you.
14:15Oh, I hear things about you.
14:16Oh.
14:18Oh, people hate you.
14:19Fucking hate you.
14:22Somebody, somebody's working already.
14:25He's working.
14:27You know, you have to talk to our guys.
14:29He's already going to our weakest link.
14:32Oh wow.
14:34Not physically our weakest link.
14:39It's just all about fun.
14:41It's all about Billy.
14:41I'm just going to have fun tonight.
14:42It's just about fun.
14:43That's all it is.
14:45Just shut the fuck up and play basketball.
14:48Laugh.
14:48Not everything's too serious.
14:50Laugh.
14:53I know you are.
14:54I know you are.
14:54I see those eyes.
14:55No.
14:55We saw how well he did against the uh, the crazy boys.
14:58Yeah, because they actually would shoot us.
15:00Nothing's off the table.
15:03You know who you're on?
15:04You're on Pat Ford, right?
15:05Yeah, and he shoots.
15:06Yeah, the bag of milk looking guy.
15:08No, that's Coleman.
15:10You're on 13.
15:11You're on 13.
15:12Respectfully, I am too.
15:14Big game feels.
15:17Here we go.
15:18The tip-off is one.
15:20Artie Musch pushing it up the floor here for Barstool, New York City.
15:23Come out.
15:26Nice pass.
15:26Take little contact there.
15:27Billy football gets the rebound.
15:29Dana Pierce blocked by Coleman.
15:32Coleman showing a little bit of that physicality that he called out Dana for.
15:40That guy averaged a fucking double-double in high school.
15:43He's too modest to ever tell you that.
15:44Over the hooks.
15:45Artie, got it to go.
15:48Good ball movement.
15:59This crowd is incredible.
16:01It was crazy, yeah.
16:02I mean, the mid-effect, they're always unbelievable.
16:04There's people in the fucking rafters.
16:06They're chirping us.
16:07They're chirping from the sidelines.
16:09It was a great environment.
16:09I give them a ton of credit for like making it a game.
16:17Here we go.
16:18Got the rim, got the rim.
16:25I mean, a scouting report rang through on that one.
16:29Yeah, I mean, it's just, it's a sad attempt at a free throw.
16:31I like Coleman.
16:32I'm not piling on Coleman, but it's a sad attempt at a free throw.
16:38Here we go.
16:38The hell is that?
16:39Let's go.
16:41I think I'm going to get some runs tonight.
16:48And the foul.
16:50That's what you want to see.
16:55Fair enough.
16:55You're fouling a guy who can't move 40 feet from the basket.
17:00Yeah, Huck!
17:01Yeah, Huck!
17:04Billy's shot from Pilly.
17:06Off the mark, just a little too high.
17:08Coleman, nice rebound.
17:09That's what you need more of, James.
17:10Need those rebounds.
17:11Clem are giving it to Billy.
17:13Football.
17:13What are you doing?
17:20Wide open from Marty Murch.
17:22Caught it.
17:23Ah, he's throwing them up.
17:24Throws up the trifecta there.
17:27That's all you gotta do is tell me to shoot.
17:28I know.
17:29Don't listen to Clem.
17:30Shoot the ball.
17:31Credit to them.
17:31They did shoot the ball pretty well.
17:36Over to Kirk.
17:37Wide open look.
17:39Caught it.
17:40Bang!
17:40Kirk's been a hand for three.
17:42Sarahdell Clemmer right there.
17:47But we just blitzed them early.
17:49Marty had a big game.
17:50A couple of steals.
17:52They went boxing one on Dana, which was kind of weird,
17:54because Dana plays in the interior.
17:55I think they should have switched off to boxing one on Marty.
17:58Marty Murch got it.
17:59He can nail it.
18:00And he does.
18:01Gotta get a man on him.
18:02He's unbelievable in this first half.
18:05But yeah, we jumped out to a big lead.
18:06And then we're able to just coast from that.
18:09Much better.
18:09Kirk driving.
18:10Gets the foul.
18:11Oh, and he gets it to go!
18:13Kirk's been a hand setting Gia.
18:15Let's go.
18:16Let's go.
18:17You remember she said she was going to rub his bald head.
18:19Yeah.
18:20She did not appreciate that, ladies and gentlemen.
18:25Before you pray, is it OK?
18:27I think I'll survive.
18:35Clock running.
18:36Something to look out for.
18:37Into Kirk.
18:42He is irate.
18:43You do not get that.
18:44That is a top of the ball.
18:45She just bodied me.
18:47Billy football just hit the rim.
18:50What do you do?
18:52What do you think was going to happen?
18:54Where's your brain?
18:56The fuck?
18:58I just touched the rim.
19:00Why?
19:06This is what we need from this.
19:07Yes.
19:08These role players.
19:09Time out by Klemmer.
19:10He didn't like that open look.
19:10Didn't like it.
19:11And it is now 13 point lead for Barstow.
19:16Head in the game.
19:17Head in the game.
19:18I don't know where the fuck your brain is.
19:20Figure it out.
19:20What's going on?
19:23All right.
19:23You're not starting the half.
19:25We got four fouls.
19:26Now you're in trouble.
19:28Dana.
19:29It's because you've committed four fouls.
19:30Gia, like, you're getting him going.
19:32Like, he's going to make him huff.
19:34We had him quiet.
19:34We had a good thing.
19:36What did I say?
19:36I said, shut the fuck up.
19:38You rubbed my head in front of everyone.
19:40I got to say something.
19:42We're getting the shit out of him, fellas.
19:43We're winning by a lot.
19:44So let's just chill out.
19:46He's fucking murdering her right now.
19:47Draining threes.
19:48He's draining threes.
19:50He's killing it right now.
19:51They can't cover the man.
19:53Ridiculous.
19:58Marty, Rico, you start five.
20:01It's all right.
20:01I mean, we're up enough.
20:02I could play the whole last 10 minutes.
20:05I know how talented we are and how good we can be.
20:07And we're not showing that right now.
20:08But I know, but we're doing a good job.
20:10We're up by a lot.
20:11So like, we're doing great.
20:11But like, I know we can do better.
20:12And that's what I want to see.
20:14And I think I will see.
20:14I really, I feel really good.
20:16I think we're going to push the gap right now.
20:18I can't, I can't do it.
20:19I can't do it, Coach.
20:21I'm going, I'm going to strangle.
20:24I can't do it.
20:25Gave it right to Billy on the block.
20:26He had a mismatch against Kirk with size.
20:29Kirk can defend them.
20:30But Billy's size, you're going to think Billy can go in.
20:32Give it to Billy.
20:33Immediately knew to cut because nobody was coming on their,
20:36on their rotation over.
20:38Go up what I thought was going to be a routine layup.
20:40And I get completely undercut and land in my face.
20:44So it was a tough, tough spot.
20:46Almost a turnover there.
20:47A little errant pass.
20:49Good defense there.
20:50Gus all up on Nick.
20:52Oh, Rico keeps it back.
20:53And beautiful cut for Rico.
20:55Hits the deck and gets the foul.
20:57He shoves Gus to the floor.
20:59Shoves Gus to the floor.
21:00That's got to be a technical foul.
21:02Hey, hey, hey.
21:04Rico, tough guard.
21:06Hey, what's up?
21:08Take it easy.
21:08Pass, pass, pass.
21:09We didn't mean to, we didn't mean to, all right?
21:12I know, I know.
21:13It was, it wasn't entirely.
21:15It wasn't, that was all, that was intentional.
21:19Come on, man.
21:20You're trying to hurt him.
21:21Gus definitely undercut him.
21:23That is not a good look.
21:24That is tough.
21:25Rico, Rico with a shove.
21:26He looks like he's bleeding from the mouth a little bit.
21:40That's an attack on him?
21:44You know, you're playing in a men's league game.
21:46You think you should estimate that you're not going to get undercut.
21:48So that's why I was like, yeah, I have a family.
21:50It's a Monday night.
21:51We're playing the fucking Burlington.
21:52It's a made up game.
21:53Don't go out there and hurt anybody.
21:54I wasn't trying to go low.
21:55I'm saying that.
21:56I'm saying I wasn't trying to go low.
22:00Not a bad run.
22:01Not a bad run.
22:02What happened?
22:02Really no remorse in terms of apologizing like on the spot.
22:06It was kind of like, what did I do?
22:07So it was just really annoying, you know?
22:08And then I didn't even expect my elbow to hurt.
22:10People were like, oh, you shot the shot.
22:12Afterwards, the elbow wasn't what hurt me.
22:13The nose was bleeding.
22:14And then when I, a little time had passed, I started to shoot.
22:18And the shot was completely off because the elbow started to act up.
22:21I was like, something's a little weird.
22:22And then that got worse and worse and worse.
22:24This has turned into absolute cinema.
22:27I'm fucked up now.
22:2911-point win here for our studio.
22:32A lot of things you can take away from this matchup.
22:34A round of applause from all the fans here.
22:37Shout out to all the Minute fans.
22:41I feel like we went tight wrap.
22:42On fire.
22:42On fire.
22:44Would I have gave him a high five after?
22:46That was my favorite moment.
22:48You all right, Rico?
22:49I'm fucked up.
22:50If Marty wasn't Ray Allen, we would have probably lost.
22:56They were a lot better than I thought.
22:59Marty is fucking Ray Allen, Steph Curry, Kyle Korver combined.
23:05I don't know where that came from.
23:07But honestly, if he didn't play like that tonight, we probably would have lost.
23:10Honestly, the head rub, I respect it.
23:12I had to do it.
23:13No, you had to.
23:13And I don't blame you.
23:15You could dunk it for me.
23:16I could dunk it for you.
23:18Chicago, fuck I.
23:20I don't know.
23:22I don't know.
23:22You would have won if you didn't do that.
23:23I thought I was playing pretty good.
23:25I have no idea.
23:26Your defense of not letting me have the ball.
23:30No, that led him to be wide open.
23:31I know, but I was like, we're going to live with that.
23:34Because everyone was like, I looked at all the box scores.
23:36I was like, I think I could shoot.
23:37I was like, you can't shoot like that.
23:38He doesn't.
23:39There's nothing we can do.
23:42All I heard in the middle of the game, Dan's like, he doesn't do this.
23:46Everyone's coming to me.
23:46It's like, they're like, yeah, he's never done this.
23:48I'm like, great.
23:48That's fucking great for us.
23:51I think we're going to have to run it back again.
23:54Let's do that again.
23:55You guys will get better.
23:56Regal almost got fired.
23:58I didn't see it.
23:59I didn't see it at all.
23:59You were on the bench, I didn't see it at all.
24:02So he came in.
24:03So I whacked him in the arm just to get him in line.
24:06I kind of went like this.
24:07I looked up.
24:08I was just looking up.
24:08So I saw him roll down.
24:09Then all of a sudden, I saw him.
24:10I was like, I fouled out.
24:13That's why.
24:13To foul out of a reckless game is one of the hardest things to do.
24:15You went for a half.
24:16No, no, no.
24:17But look, like some of the fouls were.
24:19Like one of the fouls was me touching the rim.
24:23Not smart.
24:23I didn't know that's a tech.
24:25Touching the rim?
24:27Yeah.
24:28He went, he ran down, sprinted.
24:29And it's technically basketball here.
24:31I didn't grab that.
24:32I just went up and touched it.
24:33Unbelievable.
24:35Foul out Billy.
24:36Honestly, if you had to drop things for this game, Rico to almost kill someone.
24:40Billy to foul out.
24:43Gia and Kirk to yell at each other.
24:44Everything happens.
24:46Like five of my fouls were dudes flopping.
24:50Watch the tape.
24:51It was insane.
24:54Drive home.
24:54I think is when it really, really got bad.
24:56Yeah, I got back to the office and went straight to the hospital.
24:58Went home, went straight to the hospital.
25:00They said that because of the swelling, they couldn't tell if it was broken or not.
25:04Or if there was a fracture.
25:05So you got to go, fracture and a break are the same thing, which I learned.
25:07You got to go to a specialist the next day.
25:10So I went to a specialist.
25:10The waiting room looked like they were giving out free $100 bills.
25:14So that was a long day.
25:16They said it was a radial bone fracture.
25:19So that's where we're at.
25:21Anything else you want to say to Rico?
25:23The floor is yours.
25:23Rico, I'm dead serious.
25:26I'm 100% sorry.
25:27I did not intentionally get like, I did not try to hurt you.
25:30I was not my intention at all.
25:32I really hope you get better soon.
25:34I'm sorry.
25:35What are you looking at?
25:35The camera.
25:37Yeah, I mean, listen, did he apologize?
25:40Yeah, but it's the immediate reaction was, what did I do?
25:43So you didn't apologize.
25:44You know, and then you're saying you're on the air and you're saying you're trying to
25:47protect yourself, this and that.
25:48Like, it was just, it was a half-ass apology.
25:49My last play was an N1.
25:51Missed the free throw, but go out on a make slash miss.
25:55I want Danny to break my jaw.
25:57Okay.
25:59After I get locked jaw.