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00:00 On Sunday, Kareem noticed that Pat's blog about Mike Tyson and Jake Paul fight being called off.
00:06 90% of the current views at that time were coming from Newsbreak.
00:10 I couldn't even figure out how to get my fucking link tree set up.
00:13 He thinks I'm hiring like Chinese bots.
00:15 It's a contract year for him. He wants to get the numbers up.
00:17 Jealousy is an ugly, ugly thing.
00:19 He's insane. He's a fucking lunatic and he's jealous.
00:22 Wouldn't it shock me from Pat if Chase's pages were short?
00:25 I don't know. We need an investigation I guess.
00:27 I'm going to be launching an independent investigation.
00:30 You think the Mueller report was intricate?
00:32 I'm really going to get down to the data.
00:34 Where these clicks are coming from, where everyone's clicks are coming from.
00:37 Pat bought bots.
00:38 You can see where all the pages are coming from and his were coming from a click farm.
00:42 You're using a bot or you're sending it to someone?
00:51 Your majority should be from Kareem.
00:54 I'm using Morse which is the app.
00:57 Wait, what's the green say?
01:00 This would be if you were botting. This is just the link to the blog.
01:04 You got a Twitter following by botting on Twitter.
01:07 No. Yes you did. That's how he has $60 on Twitter.
01:11 He did not bot. He ran a town.
01:14 None are above 50% at most.
01:17 That works.
01:19 Let's get this last one.
01:22 Look at Pat over the weekend when no one is on the blog.
01:25 Oh!
01:27 It's a TikTok.
01:29 85%.
01:31 People like my blog. I can't help that I'm a great writer.
01:35 What's he going to show us?
01:38 News break.
01:40 News break is that shit on Twitter, no?
01:43 No.
01:45 It's not that.
01:47 I was on the blog.
01:50 I was on the blog.
01:53 I need to pay some people in China to get this blog up on the blog.
01:57 No one is on the blog.
02:00 Show me another blog on Borstal that has 85% coming from the link.
02:03 You won't.
02:05 We dig into this.
02:08 We dig into this because I was top of the charts last week.
02:11 Kareem was nowhere to be found.
02:14 I said you weren't.
02:17 I don't have the data.
02:20 Who else would buy that?
02:23 This blog was bought.
02:26 He was one place behind me.
02:29 I'm going to launch an independent investigation.
02:32 Blame the guy.
02:35 Who was number one, Pat?
02:38 I was way...
02:41 He was number 10.
02:44 Jack was number one.
02:47 Say my name.
02:50 Say it.
02:53 Also check the TikTok.
02:56 I couldn't figure out how to get my link tree set up.
02:59 He thinks I'm hiring Chinese bots.
03:02 He did it on Sunday when no one is on the blog.
03:05 The editors are asleep.
03:08 I'm going to launch an independent investigation.
03:11 I'm going to get down to the data.
03:14 Where these clicks are coming from.
03:17 I'm going to try to figure out how to get myself all the clicks.
03:20 That's the main aim of the investigation.
03:23 Why wouldn't he view bot his podcast?
03:26 Why is it not through the roof?
03:29 It's a hell of a point.
03:32 I'm going to launch an independent investigation.
03:35 I'm going to get down to the data.
03:38 It's a hell of a point.
03:41 If I'm going to pay to bump anything.
03:44 I'm not bumping a Sunday afternoon blog.
03:47 I'm doing a pod.
03:50 It's very successful.
03:53 You are jealous.
03:56 That's not jealousy.
03:59 That makes no sense.
04:02 It's green.
04:05 It's green.
04:08 We can see where the views are coming from.
04:11 Karim is such an idiot.
04:14 Karim thinks I hired China.
04:17 To click on a throwaway Sunday blog.
04:20 He is jealous.
04:23 That the traffic came from the wrong place.
04:26 He is jealous.
04:29 He is insane.
04:32 He is a lunatic.
04:35 Alexi Earl's tits look great.
04:38 Let the man who doesn't throw a smut.
04:41 I have long blobs.
04:44 Tell me what I'm writing.
04:47 I appreciate it.
04:50 I appreciate it.
04:53 I appreciate it.
04:56 I appreciate it.
04:59 Karim has a great rag.
05:02 What is Pat's defense?
05:05 He doesn't care that much.
05:08 I think he does care.
05:11 It wouldn't shock me.
05:14 He chases pages.
05:17 Karim is always in the mud.
05:20 With all that stuff.
05:23 I think he is going to launch a blog.
05:26 Pat bought bots.
05:29 Karim claims that.
05:32 He claims that.
05:35 I don't care.
05:38 If he loved the game,
05:41 He would do the same.
05:44 I'm fine with it.
05:47 The game is the game.
05:50 You can't fire.
05:53 Nobody gets pages.
05:56 It will be bad for advertisers.
05:59 They can sniff it.
06:02 What do we do?
06:05 We have two of them.
06:08 Joey, next up.
06:11 There is a website.
06:14 It is old school.
06:17 It is called news breaker.
06:20 On Sunday,
06:23 Karim noticed that
06:26 Mike Tyson and Jake Paul
06:29 were called off.
06:32 90% of the views were from news breaker.
06:35 It is a real site.
06:38 It has only happened twice.
06:41 The blog has gone off.
06:44 I don't think Pat is
06:47 quite frankly,
06:50 He is not on the internet enough
06:53 to view bot.
06:56 He wouldn't even know how to go about it.
06:59 He said some nasty things about Karim.
07:02 I don't stand behind that.
07:05 I don't think he viewed bot.
07:08 It is possible.
07:11 I don't want you to explain.
07:14 I want you to explain your hypothesis.
07:17 It is not a thesis.
07:20 Look at the green.
07:23 Most comes from social.
07:26 Tell me how he had a blog
07:29 that had 85% coming from a link.
07:32 If you look here,
07:35 it is just some random site.
07:38 Other sites pick up our stuff.
07:41 That would show this.
07:44 85%
07:47 Go to another Pat blog.
07:50 He doesn't blog.
07:53 Go to another Pat blog.
07:56 71%
07:59 You will never find a blog
08:02 that has that high of a green.
08:05 Go to another Pat blog.
08:08 That is 31%
08:11 I don't think you have evidence.
08:14 How is that not evidence?
08:17 It could be an anomaly.
08:20 An anomaly on the weekend?
08:23 I don't think Pat is buying random stuff.
08:26 It is a contract year for him.
08:29 Find multiple instances of this.
08:32 Random stuff can happen on the internet.
08:35 You know the internet.
08:38 You ran a finding Dory click bot.
08:41 Unfortunately, you can't search.
08:44 The only thing I can do is when he posts it,
08:47 catch him in the act.
08:50 Email engineering.
08:53 It is crazy.
08:56 A Chinese click farm is getting us
08:59 a contract year.
09:02 $10 to make $100,000?
09:05 He makes that Nicki Smokes money?
09:08 It is crazy.
09:11 He was 15 after view blogging.
09:14 I don't buy it.
09:17 Nate thinks I have nothing.
09:20 I don't know why you are wasting your time.
09:23 You have no evidence.
09:26 That is what we call those?
09:29 If you can find multiple instances.
09:32 If he bought views and it got zero views,
09:35 then he is an idiot.
09:38 He was 15.
09:41 Why wouldn't he buy $300?
09:44 That is too obvious.
09:47 I want him to buy more.
09:50 Gaz told you why that is not a smart idea.
09:53 It seems like
09:56 Kareem is down a rabbit hole.
09:59 Back in the day,
10:02 I tried to be friendly with Kareem.
10:05 He is a terrorist nation.
10:08 It is better to have peace.
10:11 Why would you do it on the weekend?
10:14 You are working out.
10:17 I do that during the week.
10:20 The blog on the weekend is quieter.
10:23 What is your point?
10:26 If you were going to commit a crime,
10:29 you would do it over the weekend.
10:32 Why did he only do it on one blog?
10:35 I caught him right away.
10:38 If you can find more evidence,
10:41 that would be great.
10:44 Table the blog.
10:47 I don't want you to get in trouble.
10:50 That is just hijinks.
10:53 This is him doing a hit piece
10:56 on his own guy.
10:59 What percentage of blog sourcing
11:02 of the page views
11:05 should come from a direct link?
11:08 Is it 85%?
11:11 Nate just emailed me about this.
11:14 I couldn't give less of a fuck.
11:17 He thinks we are ruining his career.
11:20 He took a shit in the bathroom
11:23 and thought he solved the problem.
11:26 We are talking about this news break app.
11:29 It is not news break.
11:32 Look at the source of...
11:35 I think Pat is innocent.
11:38 No shit.
11:41 He thinks that.
11:44 What is this source?
11:47 It is Kareem being a weasel.
11:50 He thinks he cracked the case.
11:53 What is this chart from?
11:56 Is it Google Analytics?
11:59 We can see it in the back end.
12:02 His were coming from a clip farm.
12:05 Find me another blog
12:08 that has a green bubble.
12:11 It is impossible.
12:14 Why would I buy page views?
12:17 You were 15th.
12:20 It is a good thing we go in weeks.
12:23 You can look at a bigger picture.
12:26 You will get there someday.
12:29 He is basically innocent.
12:32 The blog didn't get that many page views.
12:35 It doesn't mean he didn't buy the page views.
12:38 What a fucking loser you have to be.
12:41 I am a loser, but I am not that big.
12:44 It makes sense.
12:47 If page views mattered,
12:50 I would be blogging about my dick.
12:53 Can we call it that he is innocent?
12:56 Yes.
12:59 That is final ruling.
13:02 We will close the case.
13:05 People just clicked on it.
13:08 It is a bigger blog.
13:11 The blog didn't do well.
13:14 He is mad I have a blog.
13:17 Did you do any more research?
13:20 Sunday,
13:23 Pat's blog was posted to Facebook.
13:26 It didn't embed in the Facebook post.
13:29 It was just a link.
13:32 It counted as a link.
13:35 Due diligence was done.
13:38 It was easy.
13:41 I looked up the title of the blog.
13:44 It was only posted on Facebook.
13:47 The link was not embedded correctly.
13:50 100% innocent.
13:53 I will investigate him for any crimes he has done.
13:56 I am sure there will be plenty.
13:59 That motherfucker has been on a no fly list since 2009.
14:02 It was 2001, September.
14:05 We are in Chicago.
14:23 I am watching people play.
14:26 I am not playing myself, but they are making me tired.
14:29 Body armor, zero sugar.
14:50 We are one and one.
14:53 I have no idea if we are good or not.
14:56 We won the first game 11-0.
14:59 Within 15 seconds in the second game, we are in trouble.
15:02 I don't know how we stack up, but I hope we make the playoffs.
15:06 We are two and one.
15:09 Our wins are dominating.
15:12 11-0, 11-0.
15:15 We are not comfortable yet.
15:18 We have to win at least one more to make the playoffs.
15:21 I am feeling comfortable.
15:24 I am not tired.
15:27 I am not tired.
15:30 I am not tired.
15:33 I am not tired.
15:36 I am not tired.
15:39 I am not tired.
15:42 I am not tired.
15:45 I don't want to go against my teammates.
15:48 Two pickles, pretty comfortable.
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15:54 We made the playoffs in our first tournament on the 4.0 level.
16:18 That is big.
16:21 If they are good, we are not.
16:24 Some of these guys are not 4.0.
16:27 Both.
16:30 We won 11-0 twice, but we lost 11-1 and 15-1 in the same group.
16:33 There is a lot of disparity.
16:36 We are in the meaty part of the curve.
16:39 When we play the good teams, we get smoked.
16:42 If you played with me this morning, I think we would have had some good games.
16:45 I would have been champions if I was in the right group.
16:48 I thought 4.0 meant this is your fourth time ever playing.
16:51 That is not true.
16:54 We made the playoffs, we are on the bracket.
16:57 A lot of people can't say that.
17:00 This is the big one.
17:03 We have Matt Manassi, he is like a pickleball guru.
17:06 He is teaching all the celebrities, all the chefs.
17:09 He is the pickleball guy.
17:12 If he loses, it is devastating for the brand.
17:15 A lot of pressure.
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