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00:00Welcome to the part of my take hockey skills competition, two competitions in
00:04the books, as we move forward to our next challenge, the hardest shot. We are
00:09penalty boxing Nick, so White Sox Dave has to go. I'd be goalie. Yeah I mean it's
00:14fun to play these when PFT and big hat just collude. Come on Dave. Let's go Dave!
00:18Lines up, it goes in. 40 miles an hour. Come on Max. You got this Max. Yes, 33. Next up
00:27it's Chief and he is the favorite in this. 65. And once again team Big Cat wins. You guys have been
00:35colluding the whole time and I'm just over here. The only thing we colluded
00:38about was we were like we just got to make sure Donnie's not the goalie.
00:41Representing team PFT, Jordy. There we go Jordy. Another one. Six days. Nice work Jordy.
00:49That was huge. Into the net, it's Nick Turrani. That's one for Nick. Another one. Nick Turrani hitting it. It's four. Are you kidding me? He needs one more. That's it. That's it. Nick sends team Hank to the final. This is absurd.
01:11Welcome to the final episode of Pardon My Take Hockey Skills Competition. I'm your host, PK Subed. It all comes down to this. With team PFT set packing. That's bullshit. You want to go buddy? I don't want to have to talk you out of here coach. That's bullshit. You know it. Team Big Cat and team Hank will go head-to-head in a final shootout. The coaches will be trading their clipboards in for their pair of skates and getting out on the ice. Strap in folks. We're here.
01:41We're in for a wild finish.
01:44Hey my team. So we go second in the shootout because we had the one seed. We got to figure out order. I think you go your best guys first. You go best guys first. And then we go Joey last. So you might not have to go.
01:58All right. We're going to go Frankie, Donnie, Dave, Nick. I can't shoot for my life. I got to practice.
02:12I don't know what I'm going to do.
02:15This is going to be tough. I've never skated with a stick. I've only ice skated. Oh my god. Oh no. Oh my god. Oh my god. One timer.
02:32I need a helmet. Someone stole my stick. I don't think it matters. Is this one yours? Do we have each others? Oh yeah we do. Yep. That makes sense.
02:42All right ladies and gentlemen. It all comes down to this. Points. Throw them out the window. Blank slate. Shootout. And Max who's on PFT's team is all time goalie.
02:55Should we go for a ceremonial first? Yeah I'll do that. I'll do that. All right. Love that. Love that for us.
03:02And how did the decision of Max to be all time goalie come to be?
03:06We wanted Max to be in goal. He says it's because we want to torture him. We thought it should be funny.
03:11I'm nervous. I don't know how to skate. I'm terrified of a slap shot. And I also could pull a hammy.
03:20How are you feeling about Max in goal? I feel good. I'd love to put one past him. Maybe a little five hole. Maybe a little double deke.
03:26What if I'm just a legend and I just found my next calling?
03:29For the record I don't think that Max looks like the Kool-Aid man. If anybody says stop saying he looks like the Kool-Aid man. He does not.
03:35He does not. He just keeps saying all these sick fucks are just trying to torture me.
03:43This also might not fit. It's not going to fit over his head.
03:48Actually we're good. Look at the back of his helmet with his bun.
03:53All right so Henry Lockwood the captain for team Hank leading off this championship shootout.
03:58Ready Hank? Yeah. Two greatest skaters in situated history. Me and Brian Whitney. Billy Tibbetts in third.
04:03If he makes this he sends a picture to the family group chat.
04:07Hank versus Max. First shot.
04:11And he does it with his right pad!
04:15Let's go Max!
04:17Sorry boys. I was trying to look right and shoot left. It's all good.
04:21You know what to do Dan. Great leader.
04:23And now the first shot for team Big Cat coming from their captain.
04:26It's Big Cat. A chance to gain the advantage early in this shootout.
04:29Here comes Big Cat. Charging.
04:33He did it!
04:35Fuck!
04:37All right boys. We're back. We're back. Right back in it.
04:40That means so much to Max. Blocking those first two shots.
04:43I think he could miss the rest of the shots as long as he blocked those first two.
04:47I guess his bosses too. So we move on to the second round.
04:50Here comes Borrelli. A huge Islanders fan.
04:53Flies. Shoots. And Max stops it with his skates!
04:56What if Max is just a legend?
04:58What if I'm just a legend?
05:00What if I'm just a legend?
05:02Max's left skate denies Borrelli!
05:05What the fuck was that?
05:07Yes Max!
05:09Somehow, someway, Max is three for three.
05:12Great save Max.
05:14And next, representing team Big Cat, it's Riggs. A chance to take the lead in this shootout.
05:18D1 hockey player Riggs. Let's see if Max Delonte can handle the smoke.
05:22Here comes Riggs. Gliding towards the goal.
05:24Fake. Another free kick!
05:27Gets his dick on it!
05:33This man is on absolute fire!
05:36If he stopped every single goal, you guys just win.
05:40Good save.
05:42That was a good poke.
05:44Fucking Igor in there.
05:46Everyone's trying to be crafty and trying to figure out what they can do to get around Max.
05:50You can't get around Max!
05:51You can't get around Max!
05:54Unbelievable. This is crazy.
05:57We move on to the third round. This is getting interesting.
06:01Alright, here comes Chef Donny. A chance to take the lead for team Hank.
06:05Third round of the shootout.
06:07No! Did it go?
06:09Did it go?
06:11That's far down. That moves the net.
06:13Far down. Far down.
06:15I don't think that went in.
06:17Watch the tape.
06:19I don't think that went in.
06:21No, that's in. That's in.
06:24It's a goal.
06:27That wasn't a goal.
06:29Spider, can we get a quick word? That was a close call.
06:32This is the only call I've had to make today. It felt good to have a little bit of power.
06:35That one went in and it was too close. I'm not a slow-mo machine.
06:39From my angle, it looked good. I'm calling it good.
06:41Alright, we're calling it good.
06:43Alright, here comes Grinelli. A chance to equalize.
06:45Oh wow. He's carrying it in the air.
06:47Grinelli!
06:49The blocker saved!
06:51This guy's unreal.
06:53Through three rounds, it's 1-0. Team Hank.
06:57We're choking. We're choking.
07:00Meet the man that's changing goaltenders.
07:03He does look fucking massive in there.
07:06I had said he's like that Geico commercial with the walrus.
07:10So Team Hank can take huge control with the goal here.
07:15We're good. We're going to win.
07:16I got silky mitts, as the kids say.
07:19Two rounds left. They're up 1-0.
07:21Hank is feeling maniacal. He never thought he'd get this far.
07:25Come on Dave! Win it! Win it!
07:28Win it! Let's fucking win it!
07:30Give me a puck!
07:32This is why I drafted you.
07:34Alright, White Sox Dave has a chance to extend this lead to 2-0.
07:38Here comes Dave, gliding down the left side.
07:41Oh, he whiffs! He whiffs!
07:43Max makes another stop, opening the door for Team Big Cats to tie it up.
07:49I didn't win it. That was a fucking pathetic effort.
07:52I should have been better than that. I should have at least got a shot off.
07:55I didn't even give us a chance. I'm a little upset.
07:57It's alright. It's not alright. I'm fucking pissed.
07:59You could have won it for us. I know. I know.
08:01Chief, a chance to equalize.
08:03Chief is going to come with a big, big shot here Jake.
08:07I'm just going to shoot it.
08:09Here comes Chief with a chance to tie it up.
08:11I'm terrified.
08:13He looks confident and he scores!
08:15The equalizer! 1-1 with one round remaining.
08:21So, since it is the part of my take skills challenge,
08:26we figured now that we're 1-1 through 4, Hank and I are going to go again.
08:30It's just going to be sudden death, me versus Hank on Max.
08:33Part of my take to the Max.
08:35Hank first and Big Cat obviously will get last place.
08:37Yep, we'll keep going back and forth until one of us breaks it.
08:39What do you think I should do here?
08:42He's not low. I would say just keep him low.
08:45Shoot it from afar.
08:47Make him move.
08:49He might. I heard Rudy telling him to come skate out of you,
08:51so just be ready to pull him around.
08:53Alright, here comes Hank.
08:55The final round. Tied at 1.
08:58He said cheddar. Let's see.
09:00Against Max. He fakes one there.
09:02And he wins!
09:04And Max makes the stop.
09:07And that leaves the opportunity
09:10for Team Big Cat
09:12to win it all
09:14with all the pressure on the captain's shoulders.
09:16Jake, I don't want to say that was embarrassing,
09:18but that was embarrassing.
09:21Big Cat has the chance to win it.
09:23One goal ends it.
09:25If not, we start over with Hank.
09:27Alright, congrats Big Cat.
09:29Shut up!
09:31Here comes Big Cat.
09:33For the final, for the win!
09:34And he makes the stop by Max!
09:36Let's go, Hank!
09:38Let's go, Hank.
09:40You just gotta get a shot on that.
09:42Just get a shot.
09:44I promise I'll get a shot on that.
09:46Just get a shot.
09:48We march on!
09:50Max is a brick wall.
09:52Beast mode.
09:54I'm gassed.
09:56What am I doing wrong?
09:58Same exact thing again.
10:00I think I should just shoot right away.
10:02Alright, here comes Hank.
10:05He scores!
10:075-0!
10:09Hank beats Max!
10:11And now it comes down to Big Cat.
10:13If Max makes the stop,
10:15Team Hank wins it.
10:17Come on, Big Cat.
10:19Fuck.
10:21Big Cat is a brick wall.
10:23He scores!
10:255-0!
10:27Hank beats Max!
10:29And now it comes down to Big Cat.
10:31If Max makes the stop,
10:32Team Hank wins it.
10:50Here comes Big Cat.
10:52And Team Hank does the unthinkable!
10:55No one believes in us.
10:57I can't even believe in us.
10:59They are part of my take.
11:00They are part of my take.
11:02Hockey skills competition champions.
11:05I let us down.
11:07Fuck. Not even close.
11:09God damn it.
11:11How did Hank win this?
11:13Keep your head up.
11:15I'm gassed.
11:17I think Hank knew he didn't want to go to the ground.
11:19He didn't want to have to get back up again.
11:21I can't believe Hank won.
11:23How did that happen?
11:25Well, that was a ton of fun,
11:27but at the end of the day,
11:28the winner of the part of my take
11:30hockey skills competition,
11:32Team Hank!
11:34Congratulations!
11:36Alright Hank, I gotta ask you.
11:38How are you feeling after this win?
11:40I feel great. No one believed in this team.
11:42We lost Feidelberg. I thought our chances were low,
11:44but we came back.
11:46Nick gets a game puck.
11:48Unbelievable job in goal.
11:50Everyone played well.
11:52We fought back all day,
11:54and it's just an honor to win a cup with these guys.
11:56Do you have anything to say to Big Cat or PFT?
11:58Real classy.
12:00And that concludes the competition.
12:02Wow! And in an upset,
12:04Team Hank secures the win
12:06over Team Big Cat
12:08in the final challenge
12:10and takes home the tiny Stanley Cup.
12:12That does it for part of my take hockey skills competition.
12:14Don't forget,
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12:18with actual players,
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12:24I'm P.K. Subban.
12:26Thanks for watching.
12:28See you next time.