Love IsIand S11 E02
Love IsIand S11 E02
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00:00 Previously on Love Island.
00:07 12 sexy singles arrived in paradise.
00:14 And first impressions.
00:17 I now want you to rate each other.
00:19 You've been selected.
00:20 You two could just swap around for me.
00:22 You're top.
00:23 Thanks guys.
00:24 Top.
00:25 Girls from most to least, head over and join your boys.
00:28 Thanks.
00:29 Created the couple.
00:32 The grafting began.
00:35 If you would have had to couple up with someone, who would you?
00:37 It would be you.
00:38 Was it?
00:39 I'm saying, would you couple up with me?
00:40 Your lips are crazy.
00:43 And the way you're looking at me, it's like, what is she thinking?
00:46 But a special delivery from Essex.
00:58 Was sent in to shock.
01:01 What?
01:02 Surely not.
01:04 That's Tilly Essex.
01:05 Oh my God.
01:06 What are you saying boys?
01:10 What?
01:11 Joey Essex has just walked into the villa.
01:37 Genius left field booking or embarrassing security breach.
01:41 Put it this way, the front door guard has been placed on indefinite leave.
01:45 Hello Joey, welcome to the Love Island villa.
01:47 What are you doing here? Are you looking for love?
01:49 I'm looking for love, Maya.
01:50 No, this isn't happening.
01:52 What?
01:53 And yeah, this is the perfect place to be like.
01:56 There's no other place but Love Island to find love.
01:59 That's nice.
02:00 So he's not a passing visit.
02:02 He's actually here.
02:04 Staying here for good, baby.
02:06 # I've come and I'm here to shine. #
02:10 So Joey, you have six gorgeous girls in front of you.
02:14 Do you like what you see?
02:16 I do like what I see, yeah, quite a lot actually.
02:18 Anyone giving you a little twinkle in your eye yet?
02:21 Yeah, yeah, of course.
02:22 Yeah, I see my little twinkle in someone's eye for sure.
02:25 Well, Joey, in 24 hours you will have the opportunity
02:30 to steal one of these beautiful girls.
02:33 Sick.
02:34 (GIGGLES)
02:35 # I take the crown
02:39 # I take the crown... #
02:45 But with great power comes great responsibility.
02:49 Because the boy left single after your decision...
02:52 ..will be dumped from the island immediately.
02:58 That's raw.
03:00 # Deep enough I'm golden in it
03:02 # That concrete look better with a rose in it
03:05 # I only came to take whatever's owed to me
03:08 # Heavy as the head, that's never looking down
03:10 # I claim the crown... #
03:12 Enjoy the next 24 hours in the villa, everyone.
03:16 Because for one of you boys, it will be your last.
03:20 Bye for now. Enjoy.
03:25 # I take the crown... #
03:27 # My time has come... #
03:34 Nice to meet you. What's your name?
03:41 Joey, lovely to meet you, man. Nice to meet you, I'm Kieran.
03:44 Kieran, Joey, bro. Nice to meet you.
03:46 Hi, guys. Nice to see you. Nice to meet you, I'm Jess.
03:49 Nice to meet you, I'm Nicole. Nice to meet you, I'm Nicole.
03:52 Nice to meet you, I'm Nicole. Nice to meet you, I'm Nicole.
03:55 What's that name, bro? Bumbo. That jacket's hard.
03:58 I like that, man. Obviously, Joey coming in, the boys are scrambling.
04:01 He ain't very good-looking.
04:03 That's a complete lie. We're all shitting ourselves, to be honest.
04:07 Girls, what is going on?!
04:10 Hello. Nice to meet you, Mimi.
04:12 Nice to meet you. Two kisses, Mimi.
04:14 Joey Essex might be the biggest plot twist to happen on Love Island.
04:18 The boys are definitely shaking a little bit, you know.
04:21 I could sense a little bit of tension, Jeremy.
04:23 I could hear a little bit of, "Oh, no, oh, no."
04:26 I was like, "Yeah, it's peak. Sorry, guys."
04:30 I'm shocked. Come on, girls, come on down.
04:33 But I did not expect that, did you?
04:35 Talk about a bombshell. Talk about first bombshell.
04:38 Woo! I'm just glad it's not a girl.
04:42 It's a boy. It's not a girl. It's a boy.
04:44 It's a boy, it's a boy, it's a boy, it's a boy!
04:47 We can chill now. Right, can we just go...
04:50 Yeah, who fancies him? Me.
04:52 Guys, put your hand... Guys, hands up.
04:54 Hands up if you fancy Joey Essex.
04:56 Do you still fancy him? No, I do, but, like,
04:58 I think there's got to be more to it. Like, he comes across a bit...
05:01 No, I don't like him. He's a proper Essex.
05:03 He's got a nice, like, sexy, confident energy.
05:06 Like, you can tell he's a confident guy, so that is attractive.
05:10 I'll tell you what, they're buzzing.
05:12 Are they?
05:13 Cos we're not excited when we walk in.
05:15 LAUGHTER
05:17 How you feeling, Joey boy?
05:19 Obviously, I'm keeping my options open, innit?
05:21 Well, no, in your lap. Do you know what I mean?
05:23 Like, I'm looking for someone, like, I'm looking for a future wife.
05:26 Do you know what I mean? I ain't looking for no side ting
05:28 or just, like, a part-time ting.
05:30 I can't believe I've got to break one of you boys up, man.
05:33 I can't lie, when I heard that, I said, "Pardon?"
05:35 Like, that's men's business.
05:37 But on that note, I'm going to go talk to the girls, but don't get shook.
05:41 I'll come with you.
05:44 Joey Essex coming in is definitely a curveball.
05:47 I think he's got eyes for a few girls, so I'm a bit nervous, I can't lie.
05:52 Girls!
05:54 Oh, hi!
05:56 Did he say who he was vibing off for?
05:58 He said your boy.
06:00 Touch my leg.
06:02 Oh, my God, you smell... My God, it smells so nice here.
06:05 It smells like flowers. That's just that aroma.
06:07 So how are you lot, then? So what's going on?
06:09 All right, yeah. Just been chatting about you.
06:11 Yeah, I was just debriefing. Have you?
06:13 Yeah, you do it like you don't know.
06:15 Any positive things, good things?
06:17 We'll see. We'll see.
06:19 So tell me, where are you all from? What are you saying?
06:22 You're definitely a Scarset, you are, for sure.
06:25 South Wales.
06:26 Wait, wait, wait, South Wales, I'm terrible with geography.
06:28 Is that Cardiff?
06:29 Yeah, it's Cardiff and Swansea, it's in between.
06:32 I can't be on Twitter correct.
06:33 How are you boys feeling about that, though?
06:35 It is what it is.
06:36 It is what it is.
06:37 I've enjoyed my time here already, so I'm ready to go.
06:40 I'll just message you on the outside.
06:42 The main thing about it is he can choose anyone.
06:46 No question, bro.
06:47 The thing is, as well, it's just his choice.
06:50 It's like the girls going to go, "No."
06:52 I know they probably wouldn't, but...
06:54 I'm 21, you can't just take my beard like that.
06:56 Give me a chance, innit?
06:58 I wanted to come here and just feel free and just enjoy myself
07:01 and just to get to know everyone on a level.
07:03 I also want people to get to know me on a level as well,
07:06 just for who I am as a person. Do you know what I mean?
07:08 What do you want to get out of it?
07:10 Love. Yeah? I hope so, yeah.
07:12 I mean, obviously, people have come out of here with a wife,
07:15 do you know what I mean? Yeah.
07:17 Like, kids and families.
07:18 I have got to nick someone's girl.
07:21 I'm not really going to feel that bad about doing it, you know?
07:24 That's what I'm here for.
07:25 The priority for me is to find a girl that I have a connection with
07:29 and, yeah, and I'll get on with.
07:31 I'm 33, so I'm actually ready, like, very...
07:34 I'm in my prime. I'm ready for this, do you know what I mean?
07:37 Do you want a bit of reason on that? Yeah. I love kids.
07:40 So, yeah, here I am. I love Ireland.
07:42 Thank you. You are. Welcome.
07:44 If that ain't me making dreams come true!
07:46 LAUGHTER
07:48 # I call on me... #
07:50 Right, time for the first game of the series,
07:55 and it's theirs with a twist, because in this one,
07:57 the Islanders each have to pick a random phone out of a box.
08:01 I went to a party in Mayfair where we did a bit of phone-slopping.
08:04 I ended up in a hotel room with a lovely chap called Gruber.
08:07 Such soft hands.
08:09 Nicole.
08:10 CHEERING
08:11 No, I knew that was going to be me.
08:13 Oh, traffic! Come on!
08:15 Fake an orgasm for 30 seconds.
08:20 LAUGHTER
08:21 Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole!
08:25 OK, OK, OK, OK.
08:27 SHE SIGHS
08:29 I can't! I can't do any more... One more.
08:32 No, I can't. Keep going, keep going, keep going.
08:35 SHE SIGHS
08:36 LAUGHTER
08:38 That's mortifying!
08:43 Mimi.
08:46 CHEERING
08:48 BELL RINGS
08:50 Oh.
08:51 Snog the Islander you would rather be coupled up with.
08:54 SHE SCREAMS
08:56 # Kiss me, kiss me, kiss me, kiss me, kiss me
08:59 # Let the pain lose, oh, oh
09:03 # It's just a small thing
09:06 # But we could do it, ooh, ooh
09:10 # I know... #
09:12 LAUGHTER
09:14 Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry!
09:17 LAUGHTER
09:18 I'm a little worried.
09:20 That was too silly, Ro.
09:23 # Na-na-na, come on... #
09:25 Harrier.
09:26 CHEERING
09:28 Choose an Islander of the opposite sex to give a lap dance to.
09:32 Oh, you're a dancer!
09:34 This is very good.
09:36 # Come on, come on
09:38 # Na-na-na, come on
09:40 # Na-na-na, come on... #
09:42 Wow!
09:43 Paula's going to stop, then she turns round and she keeps going.
09:46 # Na-na-na, come on... #
09:48 Oh, my God!
09:50 And my Paula, she's definitely done.
09:52 She turns round and gives me a little peck.
09:54 LAUGHTER
09:55 CHEERING
09:57 Oh, what?!
09:59 Hey-o!
10:00 CHEERING
10:01 Mmm!
10:06 Snog two Islanders that you would most like to have a threesome with.
10:10 Oh, my God!
10:13 I feel bad now!
10:15 # I know that you still want to see me
10:20 # On a Sunday morning music red light... #
10:24 I felt bad, but it was kind of good at the same time.
10:28 So it's nice, refreshing.
10:30 Yeah, me and your camera are still...
10:32 LAUGHTER
10:33 # We're up here burning me... #
10:35 LAUGHTER
10:37 It is fashion, eh?
10:39 That's real life.
10:41 We're watching something happen right here, right now.
10:44 Oh, my God, it just got so real so quick.
10:46 Yeah, I'll give him his accolades.
10:49 It was a good threesome.
10:51 Joey Boy!
10:53 CHEERING
10:55 Give it to me. Tell me.
10:58 Give me the most juice.
11:01 Snog the three Islanders you fancy the most for ten seconds each.
11:05 Wow. OK.
11:07 Who wants to get snogged?
11:09 I'll come in, mate.
11:11 We'll do it, we'll go for it.
11:13 # I still like your car
11:15 # Sticking my stains on the car
11:18 # I don't want my last chance... #
11:20 Hey, Joey, that's ten seconds, boy!
11:22 I had a little kiss with Joey, which was a lot of teeth.
11:26 God, I love these. Crazy.
11:28 # I still like your car
11:30 # Sticking my stains on the car
11:32 # I still like your car... #
11:34 Oh, OK.
11:36 Mr Essex is a very good kisser, and he's very attractive.
11:40 That's all I'm going to say right now.
11:42 And...
11:44 Let's go, let's go.
11:46 CHEERING
11:48 There's a good chance maybe one of us are going home, come tomorrow,
11:52 but we're going to have to wait and see.
11:54 Right now, there's a few nervous heads.
11:56 Mwah!
11:58 Straight in. Straight in.
12:00 The Dares game is well and truly under way.
12:12 Don't be too much longer, guys.
12:14 My toddler needs that pink potty back.
12:16 It's nearly time for plopsies.
12:18 Patsy.
12:20 Seductively suck the fingers or toes of the two islanders you fancy the most.
12:25 OK, cool, everyone can keep their shoes on,
12:27 cos no toes are going in my mouth tonight.
12:29 One beer. Give me a finger.
12:32 CHEERING
12:34 He's choking on it!
12:38 Oh, my God!
12:40 Oh, cheers, United!
12:42 Left it a little bit soggy, I'm not going to lie.
12:44 Looks like I've been in the bath for about ten hours.
12:46 Ooh!
12:52 LAUGHTER
12:54 That was nice.
12:56 He won't wash his hands for weeks now.
12:58 Was that seductive? I think it was.
13:00 Sam.
13:02 Kiss the neck and nibble the ear of the islander who you think is the most tasty.
13:06 I thought I had enough, that's all.
13:09 Go on.
13:11 LAUGHTER
13:13 What?!
13:15 CHEERING
13:17 Kieran.
13:19 I'm so excited for this one.
13:21 Snog two islanders of the opposite sex that you'd most like to share a bed with.
13:27 Right.
13:29 Harriet.
13:31 Harriet.
13:33 # I'm your number one, I'm your number one
13:36 # I'm your number one, I'm your number one... #
13:39 Right, I don't know where anyone's sat, so I'm going to...
13:42 Go.
13:48 CHEERING
13:50 Kissing Kieran was the best kiss I had,
13:56 even though I kissed Joey Essex, like, I kissed Joey Essex,
14:00 but I think Kieran, like, top ten.
14:03 But we won't tell him that.
14:05 # Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da... #
14:08 Samantha.
14:10 # Ooh... #
14:12 Snog the islander who you had an instant connection with.
14:18 Come on, then!
14:20 You need to hide for this one.
14:22 Come on, Samantha!
14:24 Come on, Samantha!
14:26 Come on, Samantha!
14:28 CHEERING
14:30 # I'm so obsessed with your ex... #
14:33 Love you.
14:35 # ..I sleep on the side of your bed... #
14:37 My first kiss with Ronnie was cute.
14:39 As soon as I met Ronnie, like, we just clicked straight away, so...
14:42 Ronnie Bwik.
14:44 CHEERING
14:46 Snog the two islanders who you think have the best body.
14:50 # She's talented, she's good with kids
14:53 # She's as good as can be... #
14:55 CHEERING
14:57 That's way too close to my liking.
14:59 # I know you love me, and I know it's crazy
15:03 # But every time you call my name
15:05 # I think you mistake me for her... #
15:07 He didn't pick me. Do you know what I mean?
15:10 Whatevs.
15:17 The game's over and the girls want to hear from me.
15:22 Well, let's see, I thought it was a good game, it had its moments...
15:25 Oh, you won't believe this, I've misread it again.
15:28 They want to hear from Mimi.
15:30 Let's start from...
15:32 Your snogs.
15:33 CHEERING
15:35 All I was seeing is, like, real love.
15:37 Didn't want it to be so soon, but, do you know what I mean?
15:39 It's the game.
15:40 That's the game.
15:41 They look cute, there was emotional, there was passionate.
15:44 I was actually seeing fireworks, I was.
15:46 Yeah, you were. Really.
15:48 I'm seeing, like, a start or something.
15:50 Good icebreaker, right?
15:51 Who did Joey kiss again?
15:52 Harriet.
15:53 Nicole.
15:54 Nicole and someone.
15:56 Wait, are we all...?
15:57 There's enough to be partied up with.
15:59 LAUGHTER
16:01 Ah!
16:02 Oh, yikes.
16:04 So, that's one of us.
16:06 So, one of us is going home.
16:07 Our fate has been decided.
16:09 To me, top two now is Ronnie and Sian.
16:11 They're like the two...
16:12 Good. Well, just speak to them both.
16:14 See what happens.
16:15 ..in the days, isn't it?
16:16 But they're both, like, ticking boxes at the minute,
16:18 but I think Ronnie's wandering eyes, probably something that...
16:21 Really?
16:22 Yeah.
16:23 What do you think he's got a wandering eye for?
16:25 No, I mean in general.
16:26 Oh!
16:27 Not now, he speaks to anyone, do you know what I mean?
16:29 But I mean, I think he'd be someone that potentially might have.
16:32 Yeah.
16:33 And you don't want to know, anyone in you.
16:35 I don't think so.
16:36 What about you?
16:37 Kicking off strong, we had Ronnie.
16:40 Also, as I said before, like, I did fancy him a little bit,
16:43 so I was like, maybe you might throw me a chat or whatever,
16:45 but then he just kissed me, so here we are.
16:47 Anyway, then...
16:48 Kieran was good.
16:50 Obviously, I'm comfortable with him, so it's like,
16:52 he can't have had to kiss me.
16:53 No.
16:54 No, he didn't.
16:55 He didn't have to kiss you at all.
16:57 Are you vibing with your partners, by the way?
16:59 Yeah, I am, to be fair.
17:00 I'm vibing quite well.
17:01 Things are early days, to be fair.
17:03 Well, one of us are going in 20...
17:05 Well, not you, your son.
17:06 Yeah, but this is going to be one of the boys' last 24 hours,
17:08 and it's going to make the most of it.
17:10 That's so true.
17:11 That was an eye-opener, like, you coming in,
17:13 I thought, like, I'm going to be something else coming along.
17:15 Yeah, yeah.
17:16 But then you say, like, 24 hours, one of you boys have gone.
17:18 Yeah.
17:19 It was like, shit, you've got to get it done now, mate.
17:21 You've got to just enjoy everything now.
17:23 Yeah, yeah.
17:24 Like I say, if I was in your shoes, I'd do the exact same.
17:26 It is what it is, innit?
17:27 Exactly, mate, yeah.
17:29 Go on, tell us about your one.
17:31 What did you have?
17:32 Oh, the first connection.
17:33 I don't know, with Ronnie, like, on the first day,
17:35 like, as soon as we got...
17:36 It was like, bang, getting it, doing it.
17:38 It was like, "Oh, he's Scouser. Oh, I love Scouser."
17:40 How was your sex?
17:41 Nice. It was all right.
17:43 I don't know how we kissed Scouser.
17:45 How many snuggles did you have, Kieran?
17:47 I don't know! Let me out!
17:49 That was good. Like, the kiss was good.
17:51 Anyone give you any twinges?
17:53 Kieran's was about that.
17:54 Get him in twinges!
17:56 Joey was good as well.
17:58 Really?
17:59 I think Joey fancied it.
18:00 Do you?
18:01 Yeah, I do.
18:02 Really? Do you know?
18:03 I felt more passionate with Kieran, like, he popped.
18:05 I was like, yeah.
18:06 And, like, Joey's really nice, so I'm just tomorrow going to see...
18:09 We've got loads of boys to talk to.
18:16 How was the task?
18:18 Funny.
18:19 Joey rocking out, that was a bit mad, wasn't it?
18:22 Yeah, he's not my type, I don't think.
18:24 No?
18:25 No. Nice boy, but he's not my type.
18:27 Good, cos he ain't never your...
18:29 You sure of that?
18:30 I'll let him know.
18:31 But, you know, I was just seeing where you were at on that.
18:34 You're looking all nice.
18:35 Thank you.
18:36 So, are you all sweet with everything?
18:39 I'm happy with how things are going, yeah.
18:41 First kiss.
18:42 I'm not going to complain.
18:43 First kiss done.
18:44 What do you rate out of ten?
18:46 9.6.
18:47 What was the room for improvement?
18:49 I don't know, do you want to see now?
18:51 It's only a kiss.
18:53 Don't read anything.
18:54 9.7.
19:03 A little 9.7 there.
19:07 9.7.
19:08 What room is there for improvement there?
19:10 There's always room for improvement, isn't there?
19:12 Well, you don't know what I'm going to rate you.
19:14 7.
19:15 Major room for improvement.
19:17 But it's a good start, isn't it? I'm enjoying it.
19:19 Yeah, I think we get on well, don't we?
19:21 Yeah, we do.
19:22 See what happens.
19:23 Going after you.
19:24 So, obviously, it's early days, but I think we get on well.
19:35 There's definitely some kind of chemistry there,
19:37 I think we balance off each other.
19:39 It's nice to be coupled up with someone
19:41 who's not the leader.
19:43 I think Jess likes him.
19:45 Yeah.
19:46 Do you?
19:47 Jess kissed a footballer and now she's going to spill the beans.
19:53 "Whoa, hold your horses, Jess,
19:55 "I've got a friend at a Sunday newspaper
19:57 "who'll bung you a grand for a story like that."
20:00 Some gas.
20:01 So, Ronnie just took me up to the terrace.
20:03 Yeah, good stuff.
20:04 Yeah, and he was just, like, chatting about the challenge
20:08 and how we're getting on, and, obviously, it's so early days,
20:10 and I was like, "What would you rate the kiss?"
20:12 And he was like, "9.6."
20:14 And I was like, "9.6?"
20:16 I was like, "I'm sorry, but why 9.6? That's not good."
20:19 And he was like, "Oh, well, we can have a kiss now."
20:22 SHE GASPS
20:23 Stop!
20:24 In the terrace?
20:25 Yeah, so I kissed him on the terrace.
20:27 But it's a kiss at the end of the day,
20:29 that connection is a huge thing, isn't it?
20:31 And, like...
20:32 And do you feel that, though?
20:33 Yeah.
20:34 It was a good kiss.
20:35 We're still not...
20:36 So, you were in the terrace.
20:37 You were quiet.
20:38 Yeah.
20:39 No-one suspected anything?
20:40 No.
20:41 I mean, we're not doing anything wrong, but...
20:43 It's, like, probably the first kiss on my channel.
20:45 Ooh!
20:46 I feel like all the boys are a bit shaky at the moment.
20:48 I think they're all a bit shop, you know?
20:50 Yeah.
20:51 Get it in there before he might be dumped.
20:53 Exactly.
20:54 I wasn't really expecting a kiss on the terrace,
20:57 but the thing is, in the moment, if you feel like it,
20:59 you go with it, don't you?
21:00 Maybe we've set the bar now,
21:01 maybe everyone will be going up there, who knows?
21:03 But I hope Ronnie is not expecting any more tonight.
21:06 He's on his side, I'm on my side.
21:08 Invisible pillow.
21:09 I'm turning this way, he's turning that way.
21:12 End of story, and good night.
21:14 So nice to have Joey Essex on the show.
21:18 You never really see him on the telly,
21:20 well, unless you watch Celebrity SAS.
21:22 Celebs go dating, I'm a celebrity,
21:24 Celebrity X on the beach, they jump,
21:26 educating Joey Essex, Celebrity MasterChef, or Towie.
21:29 But other than that, Joey's never really on the telly.
21:31 In the couples you're in, are you happy?
21:33 Do you know what, though? My one surprised me a bit, like...
21:36 Who are you with?
21:37 Er, Jess.
21:38 Yeah, she's cool, man.
21:40 And then we had a little snog up there earlier.
21:43 Wait, what?!
21:45 Did you, yeah?
21:46 Wait!
21:47 How are we feeling with Ronnie? All right?
21:54 We had a little kiss then up there.
21:56 How was that? Was it nice? It was a good kiss, yeah.
21:58 Joey, how was your first night going?
22:05 Kissing three girls in, like, 30 seconds.
22:07 Two seconds each? I just did it.
22:09 I was... I was like, "Who's next?"
22:12 My mam's going to be looking back on this,
22:14 thinking my daughter's just kissed Joey Essex.
22:16 Someone's going home tomorrow. Shit, yeah.
22:25 It's sad, innit, cos I like all the boys.
22:27 Bedtime!
22:32 # Where you going to sleep tonight?
22:34 # No, you're here on your own cos you're just a cry
22:37 # And we're fucking with the wind while we're looking to the side
22:39 # We all know, I know, where you going to sleep tonight?
22:42 # Where you going to sleep tonight? #
22:44 Oh, look at everyone in their couples. It's so cute.
22:49 Love your couple, Joey.
22:50 I'm going to cuddle with my pillow all night.
22:52 Night, everyone!
22:54 Night, everyone!
22:56 # Where you going to sleep tonight?
22:58 # I don't know
22:59 # When you're looking at me
23:00 # With that look in your eyes
23:02 # So just stay for a two minute or a hundred and five
23:04 # Baby, I know, I know
23:05 # Where you going to sleep tonight?
23:07 # No, you're here on your own cos you're just a cry
23:09 # And we're fucking with the wind while we're looking to the side
23:11 # Baby, I know, I know
23:13 # Where you going to sleep tonight?
23:15 # Where you going to sleep tonight? #
23:17 It's the morning after Joey arrived in the villa.
23:27 Funny how Joey's surname is where he's from.
23:30 I was saying that to my mate, Brian 17 High Street Norwich.
23:35 Oh, good old Brian 17 High Street Norwich.
23:38 # I already know your type
23:40 # Telling me the things I like
23:42 # Turning me on for life
23:44 # Taking me for a ride... #
23:46 Morning! Morning, Islanders!
23:49 CHEERING
23:51 How are you all feeling?
23:53 Buzzing!
23:55 Anyone have any cuddles?
23:57 She tried touching me but I said no.
23:59 Give it a rest!
24:01 I was like, "No!"
24:03 Did I snore?
24:07 You snored. Stop, really.
24:09 Did I shit? OK, good.
24:11 How are you feeling about your decision, Joey, you've got to make tonight?
24:14 Yeah, I'm looking forward to it, really.
24:16 Obviously got to do a bit of grafting today.
24:18 I'm shitting myself!
24:20 # Don't know who you think that you're confusing
24:23 # I'd be like, "Ooh, it's amusing
24:27 # You think I'm going to fall for an illusion... #
24:30 I think it's Ronnie.
24:32 I kissed someone last night.
24:34 LAUGHTER
24:36 Ronnie took me to the terrace last night.
24:38 I just gave him a cheeky snog. You did?
24:40 Yeah, it's only a snog, isn't it?
24:42 What did you think about it, Joey? It was a go.
24:45 # I'm losing... #
24:48 Sweet salesman Shaun, aka the Candy Man,
24:51 is up on the terrace with Nicole and Samantha
24:53 and there's something he wants to share.
24:55 Oh, is it Quality Street? A family pack of Skittles?
24:58 Oh, no, it's just gossip.
25:00 Ronnie dropped out. They had a kiss up here last night, to be fair.
25:03 Who? Ronnie and Jess, to be fair.
25:06 A little cheeky kiss. Who kisses on their first night?
25:09 What are you feeling about Joey?
25:11 Yeah, no, Joey's gorgeous.
25:13 I think that he's in his 30s.
25:15 I thought it was a pass. I'd be mature and settled.
25:18 He's got his stuff together. Yeah.
25:20 You can see he's in here for the right reasons.
25:22 How are you feeling about today? What about?
25:24 Are you feeling to chat to anyone or...?
25:26 I'm just, yeah, chatting to everyone, but it's like...
25:29 What about a week? It's like...
25:32 You know, a lot of it is very much friendly, do you know what I mean?
25:36 OK. Obviously, you know, you're the front-runner at the moment.
25:41 You're a bit mysterious.
25:43 We haven't dug in deep yet. Oh.
25:46 But so far, so good.
25:48 Got you. Mm.
25:50 IO. Yeah.
25:52 I don't know, maybe I'm feeling a little giddy or whatever.
25:57 At the moment, he's literally the top-runner for me.
26:00 You look nice today. Do I?
26:02 Yeah. What, sexy? Sexy.
26:04 What, sexy? Sexy.
26:06 You look like a 9.7. 9.7!
26:08 It's all right, you're like a 7.5.
26:10 You've earned five points. Have I?
26:13 Tonight, I might even get a better one, what do you reckon?
26:16 What, another kiss tonight? What do you reckon?
26:19 We'll see. We'll see if you play your cards right.
26:22 Yeah, one of them. Hello.
26:26 It's my fat nin. You all right? You all right?
26:28 Yeah, are you? Yeah.
26:30 Sorry to disturb you, but, Jess, can we go for a chat?
26:32 Of course we can. Where do you want to go? I don't know.
26:34 Is there anyone sat over there? We could go over there, if you want.
26:37 I mean, you don't have to stay, you're going to stay, aren't you?
26:40 I'll stay here.
26:42 Joey's coming here and he's got to pick a girl,
26:44 so obviously he's going to have a chat with Jess,
26:46 cos she's an attractive-looking girl, do you know what I mean?
26:49 She probably ticks a few of these boxes.
26:51 He's got to make a choice, and hopefully he doesn't choose Jess,
26:55 but if he does, he's what he is, I'll give it a good crack.
26:58 How's everything going with you, then, you and Ronni?
27:01 I'm very... I'm like an open book, mate.
27:03 I'm quite a loud person, quite a confident person,
27:05 and just if I feel something, I'll just go with it.
27:07 I actually feel that from you. I look for confidence in girls.
27:10 Yeah. I hold their own, haven't I?
27:12 Yeah, I feel like... I always say, yeah, I actually want girls,
27:16 like, quite... like a strong girl, do you know what I mean?
27:18 Yeah, a strong woman. Yeah, of course.
27:20 I was raised by a single mum, so... Was you?
27:22 Yeah. Yeah, I was raised by my dad. Yeah.
27:25 So my mum was, like, my best friend growing up. Really? Yeah.
27:28 She still is now. My dad passed away a few years ago.
27:30 I'm sorry to hear that. It's all right.
27:32 But, like, it was me and my mum. She's like my best mate.
27:35 So my mum passed away when I was ten, yeah.
27:37 I'm sorry. That's awful. It's all right, yeah.
27:39 I always feel like when people say...
27:41 It makes you feel more awkward, doesn't it?
27:43 But I'm OK to talk... I don't mind talking about it.
27:46 I've always been, like... Obviously, it's not nice, do you know what I mean?
27:49 Of course, it's never nice to grow up about it.
27:51 Obviously, I've found it hard for years, but I never really spoke about it.
27:54 But since... When you actually do speak about things, it's like,
27:57 "Oh, it's like, it doesn't actually... "
27:59 So it's better to... Did you only find you spoke about it when you got older?
28:02 Yeah, when I was 30, yeah. Was that what it was?
28:04 Yeah, when I was 30, yeah. That's incredible.
28:06 Yeah, strong woman. Strong woman. Confident. Confident.
28:09 Yeah, I like that. This goes on.
28:11 I actually do really like that. It's nice.
28:13 But obviously, like I'm saying, I feel like...
28:15 I do get a vibe that you quite like Ronnie, though, no?
28:18 Yeah, I do like Ronnie. We had a little kiss yesterday,
28:21 but it was just, like, a kiss, it wasn't...
28:23 After the... After the upstairs, the balcony. Yeah, yeah.
28:26 I've been dead open with him, and he's obviously the same with me,
28:29 where, yeah, we're getting on, probably more than anyone else in here.
28:32 However, I'm not going to close myself off. I'd be stupid to do that.
28:35 Would you say you're fully, fully open, though?
28:37 100%, yeah. 100%, yeah.
28:39 And I think he is as well.
28:41 I need to be able to give everyone else that chance as well,
28:44 to see if there's something else there with someone.
28:47 People say Joey's not the sharpest tool in the box,
28:55 I disagree!
28:57 Although he did just mix up his sun cream
28:59 with Samantha's double-shot caramel latte.
29:01 I'm glad you're here. You've good vibes.
29:04 I feel like it's, like, being, I don't know, cockney and sculse,
29:08 they just get on well, don't they? Yeah.
29:10 So who's your... Who you, er... Who you got your eyes on, anyway?
29:13 No-one. Really?
29:15 There's not one person here at all?
29:17 No, obviously you, yeah, but... Yeah.
29:19 Other than that, no-one. Yeah.
29:21 Well, I've definitely got my eyes on you. Have you?
29:23 Yeah. Thanks, great. Yeah, no, I just...
29:25 You're a nice girl, I can tell. Thanks.
29:27 Dunno, it's, like, there's just no-one here my type. Yeah.
29:30 Well, it's early days as well, isn't it? Yeah, it's early days, but...
29:33 Like, Sam, we're all couples up, we've got to love him.
29:36 He's just... He's too cool for me.
29:38 He's the one with all the tattoos. He's got a mullet.
29:40 Oh, cool, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's too cool for me.
29:42 You really don't like that mullet, do you? No, I hate it.
29:44 You know the personality? No, he's a lovely boy.
29:46 Lovely boy, yeah. To be fair, all the boys...
29:48 You've got no tattoos, have you? None.
29:50 Why would you never get one? I'm a queen.
29:52 That was wild last night. I can't believe I was here for, like,
29:55 literally under an hour and I snogged three girls.
29:57 I was like, "Oh, my God." We had too much to eat.
29:59 We've got too much to eat. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
30:01 I'll eat your tooth, innit?
30:03 Just had a chat with Samantha.
30:05 She is such a lovely girl.
30:08 We just get along. And she's a sort.
30:10 So, Joey thinks Samantha's a sort,
30:12 and it turns out Kieran and Sam think Nicole's a sort,
30:15 while Candyman Sean thinks the girls are licorice all sorts.
30:19 I've got loads of these.
30:21 So, what it is, fucking Joey coming in and whatnot,
30:24 it's like I actually really don't want to go.
30:26 It's his decision, do you know what I'm saying?
30:28 So it's like... That's the worst part.
30:31 I know, that's the thing, it's not even like the girls
30:33 can actually say anything about it.
30:35 Do you know what I mean? But then I'm like, "Shit."
30:37 Because Samantha's been talking to Joey loads.
30:40 And I'm like, "Fuck!"
30:42 I think we've always got to keep our wits about us, right?
30:45 There's only so much we can do as well, though.
30:47 Yeah. I thought I'd be calm with it, you know what I mean?
30:50 I haven't too much of a good time, like, I just don't want to go yet.
30:53 I think I'll, like, chat to Nicole tonight, maybe.
30:55 I just think her vibe, her chat, everything about her is perfect.
30:58 Oh, she's lovely. Yeah, she is lovely.
31:00 You can tell, like, in her eyes, like, loving and caring. Yeah, definitely.
31:04 I still don't really know who, er...
31:07 ..who I like. Really?
31:09 But, yeah, so, obviously you're coupled up with Kieran.
31:13 Mm. Yeah, OK, Kieran, yeah.
31:15 Who would you say, OK, top three?
31:18 So you're saying Kieran would be your top, and who's number two?
31:22 Probably you. Me? Yeah.
31:24 Come on. Come on. All right, yeah, OK.
31:26 Tell me about your...your kiss.
31:29 Why did you pick me? Was it just, like, an in-the-moment, like...?
31:32 It was an in-the-moment thing. Yeah.
31:34 I felt like I did gravitate towards...
31:36 I can't believe I'm using that word so much recently.
31:38 I don't even know what it means. Gravitate? Gravitate.
31:40 Like, like a gravity. Yeah, like, pulls you in a little bit.
31:43 Gravitate... What is it again? Gravitated. Gravitated.
31:46 Yeah. I was gravitating towards you,
31:48 I was gravitating towards Nicole and Samantha. Yeah.
31:51 Yeah, so I just sort of went for it, and, yeah,
31:54 I feel like I picked the right girls, to be fair. Yeah.
31:56 That's good. Yeah, I'm excited. Yeah, I know. It is exciting.
31:59 I mean, there's no other island better than Love Island
32:02 to find love, is there? True.
32:04 You're a lot different, like, what I expected. Really, yeah?
32:07 Yeah, and pleasantly to write. In a good way? Yeah, good way.
32:09 Yeah, nice. Yeah.
32:10 We're ticking a few boxes, Joey. Yeah, so are you, so are you.
32:13 Ticking a few boxes, you seem like a lovely girl.
32:16 Tonight, Joey will choose a girl and her partner will leave the villa.
32:29 I've written a poem to capture the gravitas of this moment.
32:33 If your girl gets picked by the lad from Towie,
32:36 pack your bags and bugger off nowie.
32:39 # Tired of all my mind games
32:41 # I play along... #
32:43 Well, it happens, it happens, isn't it, boys?
32:45 It's been a pleasure, though, boys, isn't it, already?
32:47 Who's excited for tonight, girls? I feel a bit nervous.
32:50 # And everybody knows
32:52 # When you're falling about to blow
32:54 # Need a way out, ready to reload... #
32:57 You know if I quickly shave my...my hair off,
33:00 do you think, erm, Samantha will want that?
33:02 One last go.
33:06 One last, one last go.
33:09 Oh, bro, I love you to bits.
33:13 Yeah, I'm gonna be in bed with a girl tonight.
33:21 I don't know whose girl, though.
33:23 Oh, dear.
33:25 Who's on the cards, bro?
33:27 Give us a name, give us a name. Who do you think?
33:29 Honestly, I know you could be absolutely anyone.
33:32 See that smirk on his face?
33:35 # And everybody knows... #
33:37 The island is my oyster tonight, boys.
33:40 We're going deep into the sea.
33:42 # And everybody knows
33:46 # When you're falling about... #
33:48 Big night tonight. Big night tonight.
33:50 Let's turn it up.
33:54 Obviously, someone's night is going to get cut short tonight.
34:00 It's not what I wanted to do,
34:02 but I'm going to do it, and, er...
34:05 Yeah, cheers to that.
34:07 CHEERING
34:09 As he prepares to make his decision, Joey's talking to Samantha.
34:18 Now, I'm not saying Samantha's starstruck,
34:20 but she's been trying to sneak a photo of him for the past 15 minutes.
34:24 Obviously, the boys are a little bit, erm, a little bit on edge, I guess.
34:27 Yeah. But I'm getting on with all the boys so well, do you know what I mean?
34:30 But then it's like, obviously, I'm going to have to send one of them home.
34:33 It's intense. Do you know what I mean?
34:35 Like, all this build-up, coming here, wanting to find love, do you know what I mean?
34:38 Do you want to find love? I want to find love, yeah. Do you? Yeah.
34:41 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you? Of course, yeah. Yeah.
34:44 I mean, I don't think I can be any more ready to find love.
34:47 Yeah. I know. I think I see that. Genuinely.
34:49 Are you going grey yet? No. I found you. No, not. Am I? No, you're not.
34:53 You're actually not. I know, it's mad, innit? Yeah.
34:56 And you're not this evening, either. I know.
34:58 You've had to touch, haven't you? When I shaved it off, I thought to myself...
35:01 I like the skin. Do you like it? Do you like it better than my long hair?
35:04 Mm. Do you? Yeah. I like her skin, actually.
35:07 This haircut's called a suede head. Oh. Genuinely.
35:10 Yeah, cos, look, feel it, it's like suede. It does feel like...
35:13 Oh, my God, it does. Yeah. Is it like a two all over?
35:16 I'm keeping it ream, innit? I didn't say it, either.
35:19 My hair is looking...ream.
35:22 Ream. Ream. I would like for Joey to pick me tonight.
35:25 I fancy him more now. It's the age thing I love, like,
35:28 he's older than me and he's like a proper fella. A man.
35:31 Do you know what I mean?
35:33 SHE LAUGHS
35:35 Who's your top two be in the villa? You and Ronnie.
35:41 Oh, you've just made this whole thing a whole lot harder, man.
35:45 Just go with, like, who you fancy the most and whoever, like,
35:48 you've had a good chat to. Yeah.
35:50 When Ron heard Jess watched an M&S, he ran to the hideaway,
35:54 grabbed a whip and a gift mask and handcuffed himself to the bed.
35:57 You got the letters the wrong way round, you muppet.
36:00 I had a conversation with Joey earlier, but I don't want him to pick me.
36:03 Oh, no. But it's like, what do you do, like...
36:07 Hmm. It's a bit of a weirdo, innit?
36:09 There's nothing you can do, but obviously it wouldn't be ideal.
36:12 No. Cos I don't, obviously, want you to go.
36:15 No, of course.
36:16 Obviously, after today, I feel like we're a bit clearer on, like,
36:19 how we're feeling, do you know what I mean?
36:21 I don't know, it's only the second day, but... Yeah.
36:23 ..for me to have, like, the energy and the bounce off each other
36:26 like we do, if I have that straightaway,
36:28 obviously it means it's going somewhere, do you know what I mean? Yeah.
36:31 I think it's going down the right route.
36:33 Obviously, the only thing that's going to stop it is obviously...
36:36 Tonight. I think he kind of knows... Yeah, yeah, yeah. ..where I'm at.
36:39 100%. So we'll see, won't we?
36:41 But fingers crossed he doesn't pick me. Yeah.
36:43 If not, see you on the other side. See you in Rome.
36:46 I'm not choosing, sorry.
36:48 Joey's talking to the corner,
36:50 and I'm not saying she's starstruck,
36:52 but she is secretly recording him for her new podcast series,
36:55 The Night I Met Joey Essex In Spain.
36:58 I just feel like I'm ready to get it done now, do you know what I mean?
37:01 I know. You know? I've got to be ruthless.
37:04 Yeah, you have got to be ruthless. I've got to be respectfully...
37:07 Yeah, that's the difference. ..respectfully ruthless.
37:09 That's the difference. That's the one.
37:11 I think people are too scared to open up a bit in here,
37:14 to, like, go into not everyone, cos they don't...
37:16 Yeah, well, you mean because they want to play it safe? Safe, yeah.
37:19 Everything's a bit safe.
37:20 Do you feel like you're playing it safe or not?
37:22 Not all my way. Wait, do you fancy Kieran?
37:25 Mm. Do you?
37:27 He's all right. He's in the top, like, three. Is he, yeah? Yeah.
37:30 There's a few people I know I like, though.
37:32 From one to three, what are you saying, though?
37:34 If number one's your... Not Tanya. Number one's your favourite.
37:37 No, I'm not Tanya. Come on, why not? No. Nicole, you've got to tell me.
37:40 No, I'm not Tanya. Why not? No. Why?
37:42 Cos I don't know myself, I'm so... Come on, you've got to be open.
37:45 I just know there's an area, so it's like,
37:47 not one, two, three, there's an area. Mm.
37:50 And there's...two or three in there, maybe.
37:53 Am I in it? Yeah. Am I? Yeah.
37:55 I'll find you fit. I'm at one or two.
37:57 Oh, shut up, I'm not telling you. You can say that.
38:00 No, I'm not Tanya. You can. I'm not Tanya.
38:02 You can just say, "Yeah, you're one or two." No, I'm not Tanya.
38:04 But if I'm three, that's sore. Yeah, all right, one or two.
38:06 Oh, yeah, yeah. Shut up. Shut up.
38:09 Yes.
38:10 Joey is really good-looking, like, he's not my usual type,
38:14 but, you know, the way he's so confident and the way he holds himself,
38:18 I think it's just starting to change my mind a bit.
38:20 Yes, Harriet? Hello, Joey.
38:23 You all right?
38:25 Do you want to go to the terrace? Go on, then. For a little chat?
38:29 Terrace?
38:31 That's me fucked.
38:33 Fuck!
38:36 There's a lot riding on Joey's decision, you know,
38:38 the anticipation of waiting.
38:40 So, you know, he's just got all the power today.
38:44 I feel like a lot of people, including myself, are probably liking that.
38:48 Oh!
38:51 You OK? Yeah. How are you feeling?
38:53 Good. How are you feeling? Good. I'm good.
38:56 Um...
38:58 Yeah, I'm just, er... I'm just ready to get this done now.
39:01 Mm. I think you've made your decision.
39:04 It's mad, because I feel like, as the night has just got closer and closer to...
39:08 Mm. ..this happening, my decision has just changed slightly.
39:12 I know, yeah. Because, obviously, I've seen, like,
39:15 people, like, getting closer to their couple. Mm.
39:19 And I don't know whether that's because... They know what's coming.
39:22 Maybe, yeah. But, listen, I'm going to be respectfully ruthless, for sure.
39:25 Yeah, I love that. Yeah. Do you know what I mean?
39:27 You're giving mature vibes, so... Am I?
39:29 Yeah. Are you so mature now? Yeah.
39:31 I do fancy the mature vibes. Do you?
39:33 Oh! I fancy your little mature vibe as well. Do you? Really?
39:36 Oh, yeah. OK, good. What's your mind saying now, then?
39:39 I don't know. I don't want to give too much away, but, obviously...
39:42 I want to say Kieran and Ye. Ha-ha!
39:45 No, because I feel like yesterday, in the challenge,
39:47 you can't really kiss someone properly. Do you know what I mean? I know.
39:50 I snogged you last, innit? No second!
39:52 Are you a second? Have you forgotten? Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.
40:05 I got a text!
40:07 Oh, my!
40:09 Oh, shit!
40:11 Can all islanders gather around the fire pit immediately?
40:16 Let's go.
40:18 Showtime. Let's go!
40:20 # Unbreakable, unshakeable
40:24 # Unmistakable
40:27 # Everybody knows, everybody knows
40:30 # That I'm, I'm
40:32 # Unstoppable
40:35 # Oh, oh, oh, oh
40:38 # Unstoppable. #
40:40 Joey, it's now time to make your decision.
40:55 # Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down... #
41:00 Be hard.
41:07 # I'm not like you
41:17 # I'm not like you. #
41:23 I've decided to couple up with this girl
41:26 because I feel like my 24 hours in this villa with her
41:33 has been the most flirtatious.
41:36 # I can't help what I love
41:38 # I can't help what I love... #
41:41 It's obviously been tough because I have obviously got to know
41:47 all you girls on a nice level
41:49 and obviously got to know all you boys on a cool level.
41:53 I feel like we're tight, we're getting on really well.
41:56 But this is love, I guess.
41:58 # I'm not like you
42:01 # I'm not like you. #
42:06 I had to go with my heart
42:10 and I feel like it's definitely the right decision.
42:14 # I'm not like you
42:17 So the girl I would like to steal is...
42:25 Samantha.
42:40 # No-one can save me now
42:44 # I'm on unsteady ground
42:47 # Watch it come crawling down... #
42:52 I had to do what I had to do.
42:59 Sam, you are now single, therefore you have been dumped from the island.
43:08 # No-one can save me now... #
43:12 Please pack your bags and say your goodbyes.
43:15 # Watch it come crawling down... #
43:19 I feel so awful, honestly, I can't even tell you.
43:25 Serious, fucking hilarious.
43:28 Oh, my God, bro.
43:30 - Tab. - No, it's not your fault.
43:32 You still blame me whenever you want, Tab.
43:34 Just take care of yourself.
43:36 - Please. - Tab, mate.
43:38 Sorry, bro.
43:40 # Though we could have been endgame, endgame
43:43 # Baby, we could have been endgame, endgame
43:46 # If you want to start again then can you change
43:49 # Baby, we could have been endgame... #
43:51 - OK, don't be upset. - Yeah.
43:54 - I just feel like... - No, no, no.
43:56 - You're OK. - You're fine. Don't even worry about it, OK?
43:59 - It's nothing you can... It's done now. - Yeah, it's done.
44:01 It's not on you.
44:03 I feel like I get a vibe quite quick,
44:06 and I just feel like me and Sam just did not have that vibe, unfortunately.
44:10 Does he feel bad?
44:12 After tonight, I think we all realised, like,
44:14 at any moment, you lot could be gone,
44:16 so, fucking crack on, just have a laugh.
44:18 # Though we could have been endgame, endgame
44:21 # If you want to start again then can you change
44:27 # Baby, we could have been endgame, endgame
44:31 # Cos I shouldn't have to tell you a thousand times
44:35 # How tough me I've tried
44:37 # And it shouldn't have to be... #
44:39 Keep your head up.
44:41 Right, I'll see you all in a bit.
44:43 # ..the last few times
44:45 # After one shit... #
44:47 I'm definitely feeling mixed emotions right now,
44:50 but I kind of saw it coming.
44:52 I think for Joey, I think it was the right decision for him,
44:54 I think they had plenty in common,
44:56 and there's definitely something there.
44:58 It's shit for me, but...you know what I mean?
45:01 It can't help...it can't help it.
45:03 Tomorrow night...
45:13 Go to the hideaway.
45:14 ..the Graf Day...
45:16 Well, I do fancy it. I think I've made it a bit obvious now.
45:18 You're a dancer, innit? Mm. Come on, give us a dance, then.
45:20 ..get serious...
45:22 Paddy has just booked me, and was like,
45:24 "I'm going to take Joey to the hideaway."
45:26 ..and tension...
45:28 It's painful, isn't it? It's petty.
45:30 ..began to rise.
45:32 I think that's massive, being out of order.
45:34 I'll see you at the same time tomorrow, then.
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