S10E06
Transcript
00:00:00 (dramatic music)
00:00:02 (dramatic music)
00:00:05 (wind blowing)
00:00:08 - Johnny Good.
00:00:24 (birds chirping)
00:00:26 (dramatic music)
00:00:39 - Hey, hey, Lonely, hey, hey, Lon.
00:00:43 Hey, hey, Lon, hey, Lon.
00:00:45 (laughing)
00:00:46 Hey, Lonely, Lon, hey.
00:00:47 Help me.
00:00:49 Help me.
00:00:53 Help me.
00:00:54 Help me.
00:00:56 Help me.
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00:01:06 Dark
00:01:15 deep.
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00:01:42 (gentle music)
00:01:49 - Oh, no.
00:01:53 - Too soon.
00:01:54 - The Grinch is here.
00:01:55 - Hey, I'm not a Grinch.
00:01:56 I just happen to think that Christmas
00:01:58 has no place in November.
00:02:00 - Well, I wouldn't stand there then.
00:02:02 - What?
00:02:03 Oh, God.
00:02:04 - You might get seduced.
00:02:06 - What, you think that some tall, swarthy man
00:02:09 is gonna come in here and sweep me off my feet?
00:02:11 - Detective Sims.
00:02:12 - Oh, hi.
00:02:13 - Susie Chalmers.
00:02:14 - That was?
00:02:18 - Inspector Hughes, yeah.
00:02:19 - Yeah, what did he want?
00:02:20 - He was in with Mike when I got here.
00:02:24 - Okay, is that it?
00:02:25 - That's all I know.
00:02:27 (knocking)
00:02:33 - Ah, morning.
00:02:34 - Morning, coffee?
00:02:37 - No, Hughes came bearing.
00:02:40 (phone ringing)
00:02:42 - Right, yes, I did see him.
00:02:45 Just passing through, was he, or?
00:02:47 - Doing the rounds, no?
00:02:49 - Dead body found at Hackett's Glade.
00:02:51 (dramatic music)
00:02:54 - No ID?
00:03:02 - As if he needs any.
00:03:03 - Meaning?
00:03:06 - The thorns, the loincloth, and wound to the abdomen.
00:03:10 It is obvious who he is.
00:03:11 Jesus Christ.
00:03:13 - Well, how about we just stick with John Doe for now?
00:03:15 - You don't know.
00:03:16 This could be the second coming.
00:03:19 - Well, if it is, he came and went pretty quick,
00:03:20 didn't make the news.
00:03:21 - Hello there.
00:03:24 I'm not sure what brought you out here,
00:03:26 but clearly you have a story to tell.
00:03:29 Or you were telling a story.
00:03:32 - Dr. Plummer found the victim.
00:03:34 Apparently his last word was daddy.
00:03:36 - Daddy?
00:03:39 - That confirms it.
00:03:40 - What?
00:03:41 - He did that on the cross, crying out to the Holy Father.
00:03:44 Daddy, why have you forsaken me?
00:03:47 - Carry on, Gina.
00:03:50 (footsteps)
00:03:52 - Dr. Plummer.
00:03:56 - Detective.
00:03:57 - How are you bearing up?
00:03:58 - I'm quite shaken, I don't mind admitting.
00:04:00 It's not every day a man dies at your feet.
00:04:03 - This man?
00:04:04 - He just came crawling out of the bush.
00:04:06 - And you were out here?
00:04:08 - Taking a walk.
00:04:09 A little me time, just strolling in the woods as you do.
00:04:12 It's spring and we walk, don't we?
00:04:14 - Can you bag that?
00:04:18 - Enjoying the sounds of nature.
00:04:20 Quite normal.
00:04:21 - Boss.
00:04:22 (soft music)
00:04:26 - There's a clear blood trail along here.
00:04:34 Into there.
00:04:43 There.
00:04:44 - Okay, this is getting weird.
00:05:07 - Hey, Mike.
00:05:11 - It's a fake.
00:05:12 Makes the whole getting out of the cave thing a lot easier.
00:05:17 - Okay, so loincloth, crown of thorns, cave and a cross.
00:05:25 - Baked beans, coffee.
00:05:28 - Sawing off shotgun and a hunting knife.
00:05:31 - Hey, fingerprints have come back
00:05:39 with a hit on our victim, a Rick Baldo.
00:05:43 He's got a record for burgs, car conversion,
00:05:47 assaulted a petrol station attendant in 2014.
00:05:50 Last known address, Cable Lane, Riverstone.
00:05:54 - Gina.
00:05:58 - Jesus awaits you, Mike.
00:06:01 - I'm not sure he's...
00:06:03 I'm on my way.
00:06:06 - He is the way.
00:06:07 (soft music)
00:06:09 - Follow up on this Rick Baldo.
00:06:13 Let me know if he's definitely a man.
00:06:16 - Okay.
00:06:18 Did you see that?
00:06:23 - What?
00:06:23 - He closed his door.
00:06:24 He hardly ever closes his door.
00:06:25 - So?
00:06:26 - So, I think he's hiding something.
00:06:28 - Well, the man's entitled to his privacy.
00:06:30 - Was he though?
00:06:31 Maybe he's hiding something from us,
00:06:32 something to do with Hughes turning up out of the blue.
00:06:36 - Are you not going in, dear?
00:06:38 - Well, if I have a file that I need to drop on his desk,
00:06:46 then why not?
00:06:50 - Are you sure this is a good idea?
00:06:52 - What if he's sick or something?
00:06:53 Wouldn't you want to know so that we could help?
00:06:55 - Detective Samson.
00:06:56 Going somewhere?
00:07:04 - Yes, actually.
00:07:06 We are on our way to Riverstone to follow up on a victim ID.
00:07:11 - I see.
00:07:13 Then I won't get in your way, but we should have a chat.
00:07:17 I'm here for a couple of days.
00:07:18 Catch me when you have a moment.
00:07:19 - Okay, I will do that.
00:07:23 - Carry on.
00:07:25 It's important, I take it?
00:07:28 - Sorry, what?
00:07:29 - Well, don't let me pull you off your stride.
00:07:32 - Oh, of course.
00:07:35 I won't, and I will, and it is.
00:07:38 It is, of course.
00:07:40 Right, we should hit the road.
00:07:47 - Yeah.
00:07:48 - Stay safe, outlaw.
00:07:49 - Yeah.
00:07:50 - Hughes.
00:07:53 - Okay, wow, that was close.
00:07:55 - Yeah, well, it's all a sign not to go snooping.
00:07:58 - I wasn't snooping, I was following a lead.
00:08:01 - You were caught in the act of a near snoop.
00:08:03 - What was he even doing there anyway?
00:08:04 - Why does he want to talk to you?
00:08:06 - I don't know, but whatever it is, it can't be good.
00:08:09 - And here, a hole in the palm, stigmata, Mike.
00:08:13 - Perhaps an old injury?
00:08:15 - Stigmata, it's a very old phenomenon.
00:08:17 And the wound to the abdomen has all the signs
00:08:20 of an upward thrust towards the heart.
00:08:22 - Any idea what caused the wound?
00:08:23 - The spear of a Roman soldier.
00:08:25 - What about a hunting knife?
00:08:27 - The Romans didn't carry those.
00:08:29 - Oh, Gina, I don't think this man-
00:08:31 - There is so much we don't know.
00:08:33 There was a prophecy that he would walk among us again.
00:08:36 I feel very privileged to be the pathologist
00:08:37 that served him.
00:08:39 - I was unaware that you held Christian beliefs, Gina.
00:08:42 - There is so much you don't know about me, Mike.
00:08:45 But one day, you will know me, inside and out.
00:08:48 - Anglican?
00:08:51 Catholic?
00:08:52 - Greek Orthodox.
00:08:54 Their songs are more catchy.
00:08:55 Would you like me to sing one?
00:08:57 - No, probably not.
00:08:58 In here, it's not appropriate.
00:09:00 - Another time.
00:09:01 A cup of coffee?
00:09:03 Then we should get down to it.
00:09:05 (gentle music)
00:09:07 (knocking)
00:09:16 - Yes?
00:09:23 - Cynthia Bassett?
00:09:25 - Depends, who's asking?
00:09:27 - Detective Kristen Sims.
00:09:29 - TC Chalmers.
00:09:30 - Uh-huh.
00:09:31 - We're making some inquiries about a Rick Feldo.
00:09:35 - Uh-huh.
00:09:37 - Cynthia, what is your relationship with Mr. Feldo?
00:09:39 - Rick is my ex.
00:09:41 Is there somewhere we could sit down?
00:09:45 - Why?
00:09:46 - We need to discuss Mr. Feldo with you.
00:09:49 We have some news.
00:09:50 - Whatever he's done's got nothing to do with me.
00:09:52 - Okay.
00:09:53 He was found deceased this morning
00:09:56 at Hackett's Glade in the Brokenwoods.
00:10:00 (gentle music)
00:10:02 What did he do?
00:10:05 Nail himself to a cross again?
00:10:09 Ricky was a dreamer.
00:10:16 Always thought he was onto the next big thing,
00:10:20 or big score.
00:10:22 Painting and sculpting were all forms of self-expression
00:10:27 or purging of his demons, I guess.
00:10:30 - His one year anniversary present.
00:10:37 - Everything he did was kind of intense.
00:10:42 Just weaseled down after a while.
00:10:44 - So when you said did he nail himself to a cross again,
00:10:49 you literally mean...
00:10:51 - Yeah.
00:10:51 It wasn't a metaphor.
00:10:55 Ricky thought he was really the man
00:10:57 and everything he did was supposedly to help others,
00:11:00 but then that went to extremes.
00:11:03 - Cynthia.
00:11:13 Cynthia, I need a hand out here.
00:11:18 - So I kicked him out after that.
00:11:20 - Do you know where he went?
00:11:24 - A week later he turned up back here,
00:11:26 promising that he'd sorted himself out,
00:11:28 but found him out in the garden fashioning a Roman spear.
00:11:31 What are you doing?
00:11:34 - I'm making you a gift.
00:11:37 - For you to show your love.
00:11:39 - When they put me up on the cross,
00:11:43 I want you to be the one to pierce my heart.
00:11:47 - Why would I do that, Rick?
00:11:48 - Then you'll know I'm dead.
00:11:51 Three days later, I'll be in your arms again.
00:11:55 The world will rejoice.
00:11:58 - So I kicked him up, good.
00:12:03 And that was two weeks ago.
00:12:04 - So, how did he die?
00:12:08 - Well, that is yet to be determined.
00:12:12 - Mike, we have Rick Faldo's ex-girlfriend
00:12:16 who will identify the body.
00:12:18 - Copy that.
00:12:20 (somber music)
00:12:22 - You know, with Mike still at the post-mortem-
00:12:37 - You should resist the urge.
00:12:39 - Hey, Inspector Hughes isn't around, is he?
00:12:43 - He left an hour ago.
00:12:45 - Good.
00:12:46 Sims.
00:12:48 (footsteps)
00:12:50 - Reverend Green.
00:12:55 - I'm sorry, I need to report a robbery.
00:12:57 - You've been burgled.
00:12:59 - The church has.
00:13:00 Oh, I feel quite sick.
00:13:01 - St. Judas has been robbed.
00:13:02 - They've been stolen.
00:13:04 - What has?
00:13:04 - The three gold leaves of Jesus.
00:13:07 (somber music)
00:13:09 Thank you.
00:13:12 The three gold leaves of Jesus
00:13:16 are the most precious object
00:13:17 owned by all 10 of the Diocese of St. Judas.
00:13:20 They're believed to be the gold presented
00:13:22 by one of the three wise kings at the birth of Christ.
00:13:25 Well, every 10 years,
00:13:25 we in Brokenwood have the privilege of hosting the Tong,
00:13:28 a huge hit with the parish.
00:13:31 Everyone comes to take communion and admire the display.
00:13:34 And so, what better way to celebrate
00:13:36 such an auspicious occasion
00:13:38 than with a fully professional nativity play?
00:13:40 They almost seem to have in sin.
00:13:43 - They?
00:13:44 - God's players.
00:13:46 - Hark, reverend.
00:13:48 We come from Riverstone in the Far East
00:13:49 to share the joy of the season.
00:13:51 We are God's players here
00:13:54 to offer you a fully professional rendition of the nativity.
00:13:59 - Gosh, an actual donkey.
00:14:02 - This is Maddie.
00:14:03 - Do you charge a fee?
00:14:06 - We ask for nothing but to be held in your prayers, reverend.
00:14:09 - That we may continue on our pilgrimage.
00:14:11 - To share the word of God.
00:14:14 - Well, um,
00:14:15 Sunday?
00:14:18 I'll get the word out to all the flock.
00:14:22 - Just in time, Johnny.
00:14:26 - Yeah, she's a hungry little bit.
00:14:28 Bit honky.
00:14:32 Reverend.
00:14:34 Johnny, isn't it?
00:14:35 - Yeah.
00:14:36 - Ah, wait, sorry.
00:14:41 Hang on.
00:14:42 Johnny Odes is a member of God's players.
00:14:46 - I admit to being a little surprised myself,
00:14:48 but it seems he's very much seen the light.
00:14:50 - Johnny Odes is a born again Christian.
00:14:52 - Nothing to be sneezed at
00:14:53 for a man who's quite clearly illiterate.
00:14:55 - When did you accept Jesus into your heart?
00:15:03 - Oh, a while ago.
00:15:04 Yeah, I had some time on my hands,
00:15:07 so I read the Bible cover to cover.
00:15:11 - Yes, it's quite a page turner, isn't it?
00:15:14 Any favorite passages?
00:15:15 - Oh, I thought the first chapter was pretty good.
00:15:19 Geronimo, "Let there be light, and there was light."
00:15:23 Any others?
00:15:24 - A little further in.
00:15:26 Revelations, perhaps?
00:15:28 - Oh, yeah, I had a few revelations for sure.
00:15:30 Like how Jesus was actually an amazing cook.
00:15:35 You know, turning all that fish into bread.
00:15:38 And basically, he was just a real good guy.
00:15:42 Going around helping people all the time.
00:15:46 Just a bit like me, really.
00:15:47 And Rick.
00:15:50 Rick knows a lot about Jesus.
00:15:51 - So, these players just turned up out of the blue
00:16:01 and offered to perform?
00:16:03 - Like I said, almost heaven sent.
00:16:06 Almost.
00:16:07 - And the nativity play went ahead?
00:16:08 - Yes, as planned, on Sunday.
00:16:11 I don't think they were quite what
00:16:13 they made themselves out to be.
00:16:15 ♪ Away in a manger ♪
00:16:18 ♪ No crib or a bed ♪
00:16:21 ♪ The little Lord Jesus ♪
00:16:25 ♪ Laid down his sweet head ♪
00:16:28 - The innkeeper said there was no room at the inn,
00:16:31 but fortunately, he offered us the use of his manger.
00:16:33 - Hurry, Joseph, it's almost time.
00:16:36 Giddy up, donkey.
00:16:37 (gentle music)
00:16:39 Gosh, what a cozy manger.
00:16:47 Make yourself comfortable, my love.
00:16:49 It won't be long now.
00:16:51 Gosh, what a bright star that shines above in the night sky.
00:16:56 I said, what a bright star that shines yonder
00:17:03 in the night sky.
00:17:05 - Hark!
00:17:06 Hark, I am the three wise kings from the Oriental.
00:17:14 I am Balthazar, and I bring myrrh.
00:17:19 - I am Melchior, and I bring Frankenstein.
00:17:32 - And I am Jasper, and I bring three gold olive leaves
00:17:36 made of pure gold.
00:17:38 (audience applauding)
00:17:41 - Oh, Joseph, it's time.
00:17:43 - Hark, my virgin wife is going into labor.
00:17:46 Some modesty.
00:17:48 - Allow me, for not only am I a wise king,
00:17:51 I am also a doctor.
00:17:53 I will help deliver the baby.
00:17:55 - Breathe, Mary, relax and breathe.
00:17:58 - Let us all sing.
00:18:01 ♪ Away in a manger ♪
00:18:05 ♪ No crib for a bed ♪
00:18:09 - Get out of it.
00:18:10 - No, damn girl.
00:18:11 ♪ The lamb of Lord Jesus ♪
00:18:13 ♪ Laid down his sleep bed ♪
00:18:17 - Harkness, it's a boy.
00:18:20 A sweet little baby boy.
00:18:23 - Lo and behold, I have a son.
00:18:26 - A son of man.
00:18:27 - And of woman.
00:18:29 - A son who grows into a man
00:18:31 and will lead his people into the light.
00:18:35 - It is I, him, me.
00:18:44 I am here to serve you as our father's servant,
00:18:49 to spread the word of our father.
00:18:51 I come to you as Jesus, son of God,
00:18:56 for I am the way, the truth, and the life.
00:19:00 (audience applauding)
00:19:05 - Traditionally with the nativity, we end on baby Jesus.
00:19:11 Emerging from the crib as an adult Jesus was unorthodox.
00:19:16 - So from what you're saying,
00:19:19 the gold leaves were still there at that point.
00:19:22 - So it seemed.
00:19:25 Perhaps I should show you.
00:19:26 Dull, the glimmer is gone.
00:19:32 Painted tin, not gold at all.
00:19:35 It was Mrs. Baker who noticed it.
00:19:37 - Reverend, Reverend!
00:19:45 - So they were switched,
00:19:46 and amongst the festivities, nobody noticed.
00:19:48 - You believe this happened during a play?
00:19:51 - We've had a security guard stationed here at all times.
00:19:54 - The gold leaves, how much are they valued at?
00:19:57 - They're quite simply priceless.
00:20:00 - Johnny Odes was in a nativity play.
00:20:05 - It does take some processing, but yes.
00:20:09 - Oh, and the leader of these players
00:20:11 is our victim, Rick Felder.
00:20:13 - Who ended up dead after the gold leaves
00:20:16 were discovered missing.
00:20:17 - A heist gone wrong?
00:20:19 - Seems like it.
00:20:20 - Did Gina give a cause of death?
00:20:21 - The abdomen wound, neck, and artery.
00:20:24 Internal bleeding over a 24-hour period.
00:20:27 - And a weapon?
00:20:28 - Gina thinks a spear tip.
00:20:30 - Well, according to his ex, Cynthia Bassett,
00:20:35 Rick made a spear for her to kill him with.
00:20:38 - Yeah, she also states that Rick was a complicated person
00:20:42 who had significant mental health issues.
00:20:44 He should have been under the supervision
00:20:45 of a medical professional.
00:20:47 - Are we just counting the hunting knife?
00:20:50 - It came up negative for traces of blood.
00:20:53 - Where is Johnny Odes these days?
00:20:55 - Last known address was Tahuna Point.
00:20:59 His home detention expired three weeks ago.
00:21:01 I took a spin up there, but it looks like he's moved out.
00:21:04 - And these two?
00:21:05 - Nothing.
00:21:06 Reverend Green thinks he heard the guy playing Joseph
00:21:10 being called Errol, but the woman playing Mary
00:21:13 was only ever referred to as Mary.
00:21:14 - Good.
00:21:18 - Good?
00:21:18 How is that good?
00:21:20 - Good.
00:21:20 - The disappearance of the gold leaves
00:21:22 in Rick Felder's death can't be a coincidence.
00:21:25 We find the leaves, chances are that we find the person
00:21:28 or persons who killed him.
00:21:30 I've got a meeting.
00:21:32 See if you can track down Johnny.
00:21:33 I'll catch you later.
00:21:36 - Okay.
00:21:38 Catch you later?
00:21:41 When has he ever been so nonchalant?
00:21:43 He's not well, is he?
00:21:46 - That could be a stretch.
00:21:48 He's got head honcho business going on.
00:21:50 - I'm going in.
00:21:52 - Seriously?
00:21:54 Is that wise?
00:21:55 - Something is going on, and we need to find out what it is.
00:21:58 So cover me.
00:21:59 Hey, I'm doing this for us.
00:22:02 - This is on you.
00:22:03 (gentle music)
00:22:12 (gentle music)
00:22:15 - Well, sky falling?
00:22:24 - He's getting a promotion.
00:22:30 - Okay, well, that's a good thing then.
00:22:33 - At Central.
00:22:34 Mike's leaving Brokenwood.
00:22:38 Why try to hide it if it's not already a done deal?
00:22:42 - Look, you can't say anything.
00:22:43 - Why not?
00:22:44 - He'll ask how you knew,
00:22:45 then the whole snooping thing will be revealed.
00:22:48 - Roto, detectives.
00:22:50 Sorry, I've switched off the machine.
00:22:51 - We're not after coffees.
00:22:52 Have you seen your cousin Johnny lately?
00:22:54 - Johnny?
00:22:55 Nah, not for ages.
00:22:57 - Probably because he's been on home D.
00:23:00 - Wow.
00:23:01 Not even a postcard.
00:23:03 - But that finished three weeks ago.
00:23:04 - Okay.
00:23:05 - He's been seen around town.
00:23:06 - Well, I mean, not by me.
00:23:09 - Okay, well, if you do see him, can you let us know?
00:23:11 - Sure.
00:23:12 Or you could ask my half-cousin Errol.
00:23:15 I saw him earlier.
00:23:16 - Matty!
00:23:17 Have you seen a donkey?
00:23:18 She's about donkey height.
00:23:20 - Errol!
00:23:21 Man, long time no see.
00:23:23 - Here you go.
00:23:25 - Hey, Roto.
00:23:28 Awesome to see you too.
00:23:30 What have you been up to?
00:23:31 - Oh, you know, just making coffees.
00:23:32 - Oh, okay.
00:23:33 I lost my donkey.
00:23:37 - Which is a big deal,
00:23:39 because you know, some people have support dogs,
00:23:42 but Errol, he has a donkey,
00:23:43 so losing Matty, not good.
00:23:46 - Errol is your cousin?
00:23:48 - Half, yeah.
00:23:50 - And where does Errol live?
00:23:51 - He's in itinerary.
00:23:52 He moves around a lot, in his van.
00:23:54 - With a donkey?
00:23:55 - Yeah.
00:23:56 - You got a number for him?
00:23:57 - No.
00:23:58 - But you could try Johnny.
00:23:59 Errol said he and his girlfriend, Mary,
00:24:01 were staying with him for a while.
00:24:02 - But you haven't seen Johnny?
00:24:04 - No, but I will tomorrow.
00:24:05 Errol said he'll bring him round
00:24:06 for a coffee and a catch up.
00:24:08 - Did he say what time?
00:24:10 - Yeah, around 10.
00:24:12 - Okay, great, thanks, Frodo.
00:24:14 - Awesome.
00:24:14 - Fantastic.
00:24:15 Why do I feel like I've just lost time
00:24:18 that I will never get back?
00:24:20 (gentle music)
00:24:29 (door creaking)
00:24:31 - Senior.
00:24:44 - Yes?
00:24:45 - You're wanted.
00:24:46 - Dr. Plummer.
00:24:51 Detective.
00:24:53 - You knew the victim?
00:24:58 - I should have mentioned it earlier,
00:25:00 but I was conflicted.
00:25:02 Client-patient privilege, you see.
00:25:04 - How long did you treat Mr. Felder?
00:25:06 - A few times only.
00:25:07 He wasn't overly receptive to being in treatment.
00:25:10 - You meeting Mr. Felder there,
00:25:12 that was prearranged?
00:25:14 - No, I swear, I was just,
00:25:18 it was a complete coincidence.
00:25:19 - He was sent to you through the courts?
00:25:22 - Yes, but I hadn't seen him since the nail gun incident.
00:25:26 - This is the reward I get
00:25:28 for trying to help people?
00:25:29 Stigmatized as a raving lunatic.
00:25:34 - No one is calling you that, Rick.
00:25:35 - But you're thinking it.
00:25:37 I know what you're thinking.
00:25:38 - Let's talk about the hand.
00:25:42 What were you thinking when you felt compelled
00:25:43 to do that to yourself?
00:25:45 - I wanted to take everyone's pain and suffering,
00:25:48 channel it, carry it for others.
00:25:52 - You got a problem with that?
00:25:54 - No, it's very generous,
00:25:56 but she had been drinking, I believe, quite heavily.
00:26:00 - Do not judge, or you too will be judged.
00:26:04 - This comes not from judgment, but from concern.
00:26:07 And what about Cynthia?
00:26:09 Did you not pause to think how this would affect her,
00:26:11 having to confront what you had done to yourself?
00:26:13 - Cynthia gets it.
00:26:15 She gets me.
00:26:17 - Then why did she kick you out?
00:26:18 - I didn't need a house.
00:26:20 Material things.
00:26:25 Besides, I have a cave.
00:26:29 - I see, and you plan to live in this cave?
00:26:32 - More than live.
00:26:33 Come back to life.
00:26:36 - Are you suggesting that your patient was planning to--
00:26:39 - Stage a resurrection?
00:26:41 Yes, Rick was an extreme case.
00:26:44 It's quite possible he orchestrated his own demise,
00:26:47 firmly believing he would come back to life.
00:26:50 - Hmm, just like Jesus.
00:26:51 - Except he didn't want to be like Jesus.
00:26:53 He actually thought he was Jesus.
00:26:55 - How common a friction is this?
00:26:56 - Not uncommon, people overextending themselves
00:26:59 to help others.
00:27:01 But in Mr. Feldoe's case,
00:27:02 he was poised at the extreme edge of sanity.
00:27:05 Something else, since we're being open and frank.
00:27:12 - Yes?
00:27:13 - The little bell Detective Sims found at the scene,
00:27:17 could I have it back?
00:27:19 (gentle music)
00:27:24 (bells jingling)
00:27:26 - This one?
00:27:27 - Ah, such a relief.
00:27:29 They're tuned to C sharp, very hard to find.
00:27:31 May I?
00:27:32 - Can you assure me that this has nothing to do
00:27:34 with Rick Feldoe's death?
00:27:35 - I take it this is confidential?
00:27:39 - As you well know.
00:27:42 - That morning in Hackett's Glade,
00:27:43 I was rehearsing for a convention.
00:27:45 - Convention of?
00:27:47 - Morris dancing, and I thought I was alone.
00:27:49 - This was the me time that you were referring to?
00:27:53 - Quite, and out of the blue, there was Rick.
00:27:56 - I take it this is not something
00:27:57 that your husband partakes in?
00:27:59 - Lucas doesn't know.
00:28:02 - Well, why the secret?
00:28:03 - Surely the only thing worse than a man of the cloth
00:28:05 being married to another man,
00:28:07 is being married to a pagan.
00:28:08 (gentle music)
00:28:12 - Oh, no way.
00:28:22 Gina, these decorations?
00:28:25 (bell ringing)
00:28:28 - Way too soon.
00:28:29 - But I love Christmas.
00:28:31 It can never come soon enough.
00:28:32 - Oh my God, what are you wearing?
00:28:34 - Mm-mm.
00:28:35 In Russia, the brown bears go into hibernation
00:28:39 at this time of the year.
00:28:41 On this day, we honor them.
00:28:42 - Oh, so it's a tradition.
00:28:48 - Tradition.
00:28:50 - In Vladivostok, yes.
00:28:51 In Moscow, not so much.
00:28:53 In Irkutsk, they honor the tundra being goose.
00:28:56 - Interesting, interesting.
00:28:59 Okay, listen, Gina, I have to tell you something.
00:29:06 - You're pregnant?
00:29:07 - What, oh my God, no.
00:29:08 - Good, I thought you might want
00:29:10 your spare room back for a nursery.
00:29:12 - Okay, no, but actually, just on there.
00:29:16 - Just so you know, the renovations at my house.
00:29:19 - Are finished?
00:29:19 - Have been delayed further.
00:29:21 I need to stay some more.
00:29:22 But don't worry, I'm happy here.
00:29:25 - Good, of course.
00:29:27 So another week or--
00:29:28 - A month should do it.
00:29:30 Now, you have news?
00:29:32 - Yes, it's about Mike.
00:29:35 - He's sick?
00:29:36 - No, he's not sick.
00:29:37 - Such a relief.
00:29:38 - But he is getting a promotion, detective inspector.
00:29:42 - Oh my God, I'm so happy for him.
00:29:44 - Back in the city, that's central.
00:29:46 - Mike is leaving?
00:29:49 - Seems that way.
00:29:50 - You did something, didn't you?
00:29:53 - No, I--
00:29:54 - How could you?
00:29:55 - Gina, I had no--
00:29:57 - Oh, stop talking when you speak.
00:29:59 I hear thorns.
00:30:00 - Horns?
00:30:01 - Thorns, sharpness in my ears.
00:30:04 Bad news.
00:30:05 I'm going back to bed.
00:30:14 - Well, I'd say that went as well as can be expected.
00:30:17 - Dr. Plummer?
00:30:24 - He wasn't entirely truthful
00:30:27 about his connection to the victim.
00:30:28 He treated Rick Feldo, briefly.
00:30:31 - At least he was getting treatment.
00:30:33 - Yeah, clearly needed it.
00:30:34 - Dr. Plummer believes that Mr. Feldo
00:30:37 was capable of self-harm.
00:30:38 - Well, he did this to himself.
00:30:42 - In a misguided attempt at staging resurrection, possibly.
00:30:47 - Makes sense of the cave.
00:30:48 - Okay, so if the theft of the gold leaves is connected,
00:30:54 he steals them and then commits some weird form
00:30:59 of hari-kari, where's the logic?
00:31:01 - Well, he's mentally unstable, maybe there isn't any.
00:31:03 Do we know a true value of the leaves?
00:31:05 - Yeah, $250,000.
00:31:08 - So the stakes were high.
00:31:09 - So what about this then?
00:31:10 Is this actually real gold?
00:31:12 - No, it is part of a Morris dancing outfit,
00:31:14 as worn by Dr. Plummer when he came across Rick Feldo.
00:31:18 - Morris dancing?
00:31:21 - A secret passion of his.
00:31:24 He came here in strict confidence, of course.
00:31:26 - Oh, so you mean when we see Reverend Green,
00:31:29 we shouldn't say, "Do you know your husband dances
00:31:32 "with tiny bells attached to his ankles?"
00:31:34 - Correct.
00:31:35 - Hey, is that who you had a meeting with last night?
00:31:38 You said you had a meeting?
00:31:41 Was it with Dr. Plummer?
00:31:42 - No, Hughes.
00:31:43 Then Dr. Plummer called in.
00:31:46 - And how is Inspector Hughes?
00:31:48 Is he all good these days, or?
00:31:50 - No, I believe so, yes.
00:31:52 - No news?
00:31:57 - Not that I'm aware of.
00:31:58 - Well, yeah, we've gotta get going.
00:32:01 We've got a lead on Johnny Odes, so.
00:32:02 (gentle music)
00:32:06 (clears throat)
00:32:09 - Hello, Johnny.
00:32:14 Don't do it.
00:32:18 - It's not doing anything.
00:32:19 - Yeah, I'm not doing nothing.
00:32:21 - Good, 'cause I wouldn't want you to run.
00:32:23 - I'm not running.
00:32:25 (upbeat music)
00:32:27 ♪ I've told myself before ♪
00:32:29 - Good luck.
00:32:30 ♪ I do not deserve this ♪
00:32:31 - Stop it!
00:32:32 ♪ These half-constructed lies ♪
00:32:33 ♪ They tell me I'm not worth it ♪
00:32:34 ♪ Here's a little tip, make it believable ♪
00:32:39 ♪ Now, so what's the point ♪
00:32:45 ♪ You don't even try ♪
00:32:46 ♪ And that is why ♪
00:32:47 - Good.
00:32:48 ♪ I'm single by the way ♪
00:32:49 - Give it up, Johnny!
00:32:50 - Come on, Errol!
00:32:51 ♪ You don't even try ♪
00:32:52 ♪ You don't even try to tell good lies ♪
00:32:56 ♪ Now I got why ♪
00:32:57 - We need to talk.
00:32:58 ♪ That's good by the way ♪
00:32:59 - Let go of the carrots, Errol.
00:33:01 (upbeat music)
00:33:04 ♪ I'm giving you my money ♪
00:33:07 ♪ I'm driving you around ♪
00:33:09 ♪ You're hanging with your loser friends ♪
00:33:11 ♪ And then you can't be found ♪
00:33:15 - Errol, we are interested in your relationship
00:33:18 with Rick Faldo.
00:33:20 - Uh-huh.
00:33:22 What about it?
00:33:24 - Well, he was found dead yesterday at Haggis Glade.
00:33:30 - I lost my donkey.
00:33:31 She's called Maddie.
00:33:33 - Well, hopefully she'll turn up soon.
00:33:34 But in the meantime, Rick Faldo?
00:33:38 - I don't know.
00:33:40 - Well, that's strange because
00:33:44 this photo shows
00:33:49 you and Mr. Faldo
00:33:52 and a woman called Mary,
00:33:54 who we believe to be your girlfriend, together.
00:33:59 - Yeah, but I didn't know him that well.
00:34:01 - Well, perhaps we should talk to Mary.
00:34:04 Do you know how we can find her?
00:34:06 - I don't know.
00:34:07 She could be anywhere right now.
00:34:09 - 'Cause you live in a van?
00:34:10 - Yes, it moves.
00:34:12 - So you sleep on the side of the road,
00:34:14 in car parks, campouts,
00:34:16 beside a pretty stream?
00:34:18 - Yeah, you got it.
00:34:19 - Van life?
00:34:20 - Yeah, in a van.
00:34:21 - Living the dream?
00:34:22 - Yeah.
00:34:23 - Where'd you park last night?
00:34:24 - Slane Park, nice and flat.
00:34:26 There's a tap you can use.
00:34:28 - Yes, excuse me.
00:34:30 Um, where's he going?
00:34:34 - He is going to locate your girlfriend
00:34:36 because we will need her to verify your story.
00:34:38 Right, well,
00:34:42 these are the three gold leaves of Jesus.
00:34:47 They went missing from St. Judas
00:34:49 not long after you and your troop performed there.
00:34:51 Do you happen to know where they are?
00:34:53 - No, I really don't.
00:34:57 (phone ringing)
00:34:59 - Can I make a phone call?
00:35:01 - Okay, but just to be clear,
00:35:03 you're not under arrest.
00:35:05 - I've got to call my lawyer, so...
00:35:07 - Again, you are not being charged with anything, Harold.
00:35:11 - I'm gonna make a call.
00:35:13 - To your lawyer.
00:35:16 Why don't you follow me
00:35:19 and I'll show you where the phone is?
00:35:21 (suspenseful music)
00:35:24 (phone ringing)
00:35:32 - Hello?
00:35:39 - Mary.
00:35:40 - Harold, are you okay?
00:35:42 Johnny just said what happened.
00:35:43 - Mary, listen really carefully.
00:35:45 Run.
00:35:46 - Run, okay?
00:35:47 Where?
00:35:48 - Mary, the cops are coming.
00:35:49 Go.
00:35:50 Just go.
00:35:51 - Call form, Errol.
00:35:56 - Shit.
00:35:58 Johnny!
00:35:59 Johnny!
00:36:00 Johnny!
00:36:01 Johnny, the cops are coming!
00:36:03 (suspenseful music)
00:36:06 - Remember, the triangle of silence.
00:36:14 - Johnny, push!
00:36:15 Shit.
00:36:18 Shit, shit, shit, shit.
00:36:20 - DC Charm is working with CIB.
00:36:33 Suspect's on foot heading east from Slane Park.
00:36:37 Jeans, leather vest, and possibly holding a cabbage.
00:36:41 (Mary screams)
00:36:43 Any idea where Johnny's going?
00:36:47 - No.
00:36:48 - Let's go.
00:37:01 ♪ What makes the soul connect to you ♪
00:37:08 ♪ I only know it's what I do ♪
00:37:15 ♪ We're born apart and fall in love ♪
00:37:20 ♪ It's all I'm told ♪
00:37:22 ♪ And I am sold ♪
00:37:24 ♪ This silly love ♪
00:37:27 ♪ This silly love ♪
00:37:30 - Mary, you seemed intent on leaving the scene
00:37:31 after a police officer instructed you to stop.
00:37:34 Why was that?
00:37:35 - I didn't know you were a cop.
00:37:36 - I showed you my ID.
00:37:38 - Could've been a fake.
00:37:39 - It wasn't.
00:37:42 - Well, if you wanna talk about fakes,
00:37:44 what do you know about these?
00:37:48 - They look like gold leaves.
00:37:51 - Well, these ones are a precious holy relic.
00:37:55 The others are cheap tin, lacquered in gold paint.
00:37:59 - Mm-hmm.
00:38:01 - But you already knew that, of course,
00:38:03 because they were props in a nativity play
00:38:06 you were part of.
00:38:07 - Oh, right.
00:38:08 Yeah, those ones.
00:38:10 - The thing is that the real ones went missing
00:38:13 after your performance.
00:38:16 - Gosh, it's a shame.
00:38:18 - Do you know where they are?
00:38:21 - No.
00:38:22 - Okay, are you sure about that?
00:38:24 - I don't know where they are.
00:38:25 - Your boyfriend, Errol, said the same thing.
00:38:28 - Well, Errol knows a lot, so if he doesn't know,
00:38:31 it's probably not something that's known.
00:38:34 - What about Johnny Odes?
00:38:36 - What about him?
00:38:37 - Do you think he might know where they are?
00:38:39 - He doesn't know.
00:38:40 - You seem certain of that.
00:38:41 - If he knew, he would've told me.
00:38:43 - Because you have some interest
00:38:46 in their whereabouts, obviously.
00:38:47 - Were you and Johnny responsible
00:38:50 for the disappearance of the gold leaves?
00:38:53 Where is Errol going?
00:38:58 - He's been taken to our sales.
00:39:00 He's been charged with obstructing our police investigation.
00:39:04 - I need to talk to him.
00:39:04 - Mary, a man is dead and a holy relic has been stolen,
00:39:08 so let's quit the stalling, shall we,
00:39:10 and get some facts on the table.
00:39:12 - I have nothing more to say.
00:39:13 - Well, let's make you a coffee.
00:39:16 Okay, so I say you take Errol,
00:39:25 and I'll carry on with Mary,
00:39:28 because one of them has to give up something useful soon.
00:39:31 - Sounds like a plan.
00:39:32 - Okay, maybe we let Mary sweat for a bit longer.
00:39:38 Or do I put him off?
00:39:39 - Go, I'll man the fort.
00:39:43 - Okay, great, and I'm gonna demand some clarity.
00:39:47 Sorry to leave you with all of this.
00:39:48 - Hey, just for the greater good.
00:39:50 - Here you go, oat flat white for you,
00:40:03 and long black for General Hughes.
00:40:06 - Thank you, Frank Kleiner.
00:40:07 I'm not quite a general, but it's nice coffee.
00:40:10 - Of course, whatever you say.
00:40:11 - Police, not military.
00:40:13 - And modest, too.
00:40:15 That's what they say about great leadership.
00:40:17 Always lead from the hip.
00:40:18 - I think that's ballroom dancing,
00:40:20 but yes, leadership is important.
00:40:23 - Thanks, Frodo.
00:40:24 So, to what do I owe the pleasure?
00:40:32 - Change is afoot.
00:40:34 - Mike.
00:40:35 - He's told you.
00:40:37 - Not directly, but we, I surmised.
00:40:41 - And that is why we pay you the big bucks.
00:40:43 It's an important offer.
00:40:47 He was already DI when he arrived here.
00:40:49 We can't have him retiring on a DSS salary.
00:40:52 - So it's about the money?
00:40:53 - It's about putting the best people
00:40:55 where they can make the most difference.
00:40:57 Right now, Central is lacking the best.
00:41:00 - Our loss is their gain.
00:41:03 - Not necessarily.
00:41:07 - I thought Mike liked it here.
00:41:09 - As I said, we have to think about his future.
00:41:11 He's probably suited to a bit more admin work.
00:41:14 - Mike, admin.
00:41:17 This is a guy who has a cassette player in his car,
00:41:21 a car that predates the wholesome carriage.
00:41:23 He's only just discovered the fountain pen.
00:41:26 - I sense resistance to change, Detective Sims.
00:41:28 - We're a good team.
00:41:32 - Of course, that would involve change for you, too,
00:41:34 Detective Sergeant.
00:41:36 Another 12 months and you could be senior sergeant.
00:41:38 - You want me to run the station?
00:41:44 - Have a think about it.
00:41:45 When Mike completes the paperwork, I'll be in touch.
00:41:48 I'll leave you to get back to some icing.
00:41:55 How well did you know Rick Felder?
00:42:04 - Not really at all.
00:42:06 Errol's cousin Johnny introduced us.
00:42:08 - Yeah, so this is Errol.
00:42:10 And Mary.
00:42:12 So your name is really Mary?
00:42:15 - Yes.
00:42:16 - Don't tell me your last name's Magdalene.
00:42:18 - I won't, it's Mary.
00:42:20 - Mary Mary.
00:42:21 - Her dad said she was so good he named her twice.
00:42:24 - And is she?
00:42:25 - What?
00:42:27 - So good?
00:42:28 - She's a really good person, yeah.
00:42:31 - Welcome, Mary.
00:42:34 Welcome, Errol.
00:42:35 And this is Maddy.
00:42:38 She's a donkey.
00:42:40 - Not just any donkey, Rick.
00:42:42 A Jerusalem donkey.
00:42:43 Behold, a cross.
00:42:46 - Well done, Johnny.
00:42:49 Let the earth bring forth living creatures after their kind.
00:42:55 Cattle, creeping things,
00:42:58 and beasts of the earth after their kind.
00:43:01 And it was so.
00:43:05 - Come, let us rehearse.
00:43:06 Errol, you shall play Joseph.
00:43:08 Mary, you shall play Mary.
00:43:11 Johnny, you shall play three wise men.
00:43:13 - Yeah, I can see that.
00:43:15 What about you?
00:43:16 - I shall play the baby Jesus.
00:43:17 And you shall play the donkey.
00:43:22 - Did Mr. Foldo ever mention
00:43:24 the three gold leaves of Jesus?
00:43:26 - Everything was his fault.
00:43:27 It was all his fault.
00:43:29 - If it was his fault, how did he end up dead?
00:43:32 - Because he was a bad person.
00:43:35 Rick could be nasty.
00:43:37 - What the hell is that?
00:43:43 - He's Joseph.
00:43:44 - And this is my amazing Technicolor dream coat.
00:43:46 - I made it.
00:43:47 - Take it off.
00:43:49 - What?
00:43:50 - I said, take it off.
00:43:51 In the Bible, there was two Josephs.
00:43:54 - Well, that's confusing.
00:43:55 - Your Joseph was the father of Jesus.
00:43:57 A humble man, not dressed as some cheap Las Vegas magician.
00:44:02 - Do your bloody research.
00:44:03 - He was mean to Errol.
00:44:07 Really mean.
00:44:10 - Then you didn't like that.
00:44:11 - Are you taking the piss?
00:44:14 - What?
00:44:15 No, I did my research.
00:44:17 Joseph was a carpenter, so I thought--
00:44:19 - No, you don't think, okay?
00:44:21 I do the thinking.
00:44:22 This has to be a high-class show.
00:44:25 So we need to up our game.
00:44:26 - Idiot.
00:44:29 (dramatic music)
00:44:32 - Jesus just called you an idiot.
00:44:35 How does that make you feel?
00:44:37 Ashamed?
00:44:39 - But Joseph was a carpenter.
00:44:40 - Not when Jesus was born.
00:44:42 He was on holiday.
00:44:43 It was Christmas.
00:44:44 - So what should he be wearing?
00:44:45 - I don't know.
00:44:46 Whatever carpenters wear when they're on holiday.
00:44:48 - Calmer.
00:44:51 It'll get you in the end.
00:44:52 - By calmer, you mean Rick was mean to Errol,
00:44:55 therefore he died?
00:44:57 - Yes.
00:44:57 - Being mean to someone,
00:44:58 there's hardly reason to get them killed, is it?
00:45:01 Or is it?
00:45:03 Did Errol take it badly?
00:45:05 Did he or Johnny or perhaps yourself seek revenge on Rick?
00:45:09 - I didn't see who killed Rick.
00:45:11 - But someone did.
00:45:12 Someone you know.
00:45:16 - I never said that.
00:45:17 - You're free to go.
00:45:22 - What about Errol?
00:45:23 - Errol will be staying with us a little longer.
00:45:26 - This is so wrong.
00:45:27 - If you do come across the leaves, be sure to tell us.
00:45:31 It'll go a long way to making at least some of this right.
00:45:34 - Can we not keep her in?
00:45:44 - More use at liberty.
00:45:47 She's not going anywhere with Errol in custody.
00:45:49 I went to see Gina today.
00:45:51 There was a notice up saying she was unwell.
00:45:56 Yeah, I think she's feeling a bit under the weather.
00:45:59 - Gina never gets sick.
00:46:02 - Well, life is full of surprises, Mike.
00:46:05 ♪ Little heart, go slow ♪
00:46:16 ♪ I'm already here, you know ♪
00:46:25 ♪ Over the lake, you see the wind blow ♪
00:46:30 ♪ Through the trees and through the snow ♪
00:46:38 ♪ Winter comes around ♪
00:46:46 ♪ My heart is slow ♪
00:46:50 ♪ The sense is all shut down ♪
00:46:55 ♪ Resistance in the coil ♪
00:47:00 ♪ The tea cup wakes ♪
00:47:04 ♪ As the water starts to boil ♪
00:47:07 - Is Mary okay?
00:47:08 - As far as I know, she's doing fine.
00:47:11 - Did she say anything about Maddy?
00:47:14 - No, other than she's still missing.
00:47:16 Your donkey, she's very important to you, isn't she?
00:47:21 - Yes.
00:47:24 (gentle music)
00:47:27 - Maddy!
00:47:39 Maddy, Maddy, Maddy!
00:47:41 - Maddy!
00:47:43 - Maddy!
00:47:45 - Maddy, where are ya?
00:47:48 - Here, girl!
00:47:49 - Come on, Maddy!
00:47:51 - Come on!
00:47:51 Here, girl!
00:47:54 - Maddy!
00:47:55 - Maddy!
00:47:56 - Maddy!
00:47:57 - Is this all your fault?
00:47:58 - Hey, don't have a go at me.
00:48:00 Maddy, come to Johnny!
00:48:02 - Don't say that.
00:48:03 - Why not?
00:48:04 - Sounds creepy.
00:48:05 - Maddy, come to the man with carrots!
00:48:09 Hey!
00:48:13 How you doing?
00:48:15 - Yes, what are you doing?
00:48:17 - Practicing, it's an ancient dance form.
00:48:20 Care to join in, it's most liberating.
00:48:22 - Ah, no, but can you keep it down?
00:48:25 - Sorry, this is a public space.
00:48:27 - Yeah, but those bells, they're not good.
00:48:29 - I'm sorry, but--
00:48:30 - Hi, we're looking for our lost donkey.
00:48:33 You haven't seen her?
00:48:34 - A donkey, no.
00:48:36 - The freaky little bells, they'll scare her away.
00:48:39 - Do you think maybe you could just stop
00:48:40 moving around so much?
00:48:42 - It rather defeats the purpose.
00:48:43 - Her name's Maddy, she's really cute and very lost.
00:48:48 - Maddy the donkey.
00:48:49 - And they had an actual donkey.
00:48:52 - Quite the crowd favorite.
00:48:54 So sorry, Lucas.
00:48:56 Fear what the archbishop will say,
00:48:57 her could be in for a right defrocking.
00:48:59 - And you said the man playing Jesus was called Rick?
00:49:04 - Yes, the devil in disguise, I fear.
00:49:07 - Well, if I see her--
00:49:11 - Abandon the parking lot, just tie her up
00:49:13 and we'll come and get her.
00:49:15 - Probably good.
00:49:16 Ah, it's that time.
00:49:18 Mustache.
00:49:20 (birds chirping)
00:49:23 - What a clown.
00:49:26 - Maddy!
00:49:30 - Maddy!
00:49:30 - Maddy!
00:49:34 - Maddy!
00:49:35 - Police, please, it's urgent.
00:49:40 (dramatic music)
00:49:48 - It's not my fault, it's Rick's.
00:49:50 And you, and Errol--
00:49:51 - It is not.
00:49:52 - Well, it's your donkey.
00:49:53 I'm just the messenger getting shot from all sides here.
00:49:56 - Everybody's fault but yours, eh, Johnny?
00:49:58 Don't even think about running.
00:50:01 He's mine.
00:50:03 - Hi, Mary.
00:50:06 We need to re-evaluate your ability to tell the truth.
00:50:10 ♪ My, my, my sweet mama ♪
00:50:12 ♪ Warm without you but I just can't be without you now ♪
00:50:14 - Give it up, Johnny!
00:50:15 ♪ Oh man, you hit me like a west lung ♪
00:50:17 ♪ Shooting bang, bang, pow, pow ♪
00:50:20 ♪ Sparks flew, I knew that I wanted you ♪
00:50:22 ♪ Didn't matter what it took ♪
00:50:25 ♪ Can't keep, can't sleep now I'm in the neck deep ♪
00:50:27 ♪ All because you gave me that look ♪
00:50:30 ♪ Woo-hoo, baby ♪
00:50:32 ♪ You drive me a little bit crazy ♪
00:50:35 ♪ My car's so long, love it isn't long gone ♪
00:50:37 ♪ Baby, since you made me go ♪
00:50:39 ♪ Woo-hoo ♪
00:50:42 (dramatic music)
00:50:45 - Yeah, DC charmers.
00:50:48 I've lost the suspect.
00:50:49 Closing in but he's vanished.
00:50:51 Yeah, abandon pursuit.
00:50:54 Copy that, returning to base.
00:50:56 (dramatic music)
00:51:10 (Johnny grunting)
00:51:13 - Am I running now, Johnny?
00:51:18 - There you go.
00:51:22 Merry Christmas.
00:51:23 - And the head of international policing
00:51:26 will be coming vacant in June.
00:51:28 - Sounds like a lot of paperwork.
00:51:30 - And a lot of travel.
00:51:32 - You know it's a matter of when, not if.
00:51:35 - So you keep saying.
00:51:36 Look, I need to get back to it.
00:51:38 (gentle music)
00:51:41 - See you, brother.
00:51:46 - Merry Christmas.
00:51:47 - Detective.
00:51:48 - I'll carry on, mate,
00:51:49 but we need to move on this soon, okay?
00:51:51 - Thanks, Simon.
00:51:53 - Sorry to interrupt.
00:51:55 No developments, I take it.
00:51:57 - We have people helping us with our inquiries.
00:52:00 - Jolly good.
00:52:02 And the leaves?
00:52:03 - Not yet, but I'm quietly hopeful.
00:52:06 - Right, well, some good news at least.
00:52:09 I need to see a patient.
00:52:10 Have a good day, Lucas.
00:52:13 - You too, Rog.
00:52:14 There he goes.
00:52:18 You can almost hear the little jingles of his tiny bell.
00:52:21 - Sorry?
00:52:23 - My husband's keeping a secret from me.
00:52:27 He thinks I don't know.
00:52:29 Morris dancing, would you believe?
00:52:30 - I would.
00:52:31 It was mentioned in his debrief
00:52:33 on finding the victim at Hackett's Glade.
00:52:36 - It's a shame when we can't tell each other
00:52:40 what we're feeling,
00:52:41 what our needs are,
00:52:43 even when it's ridiculous behavior with garters and bells.
00:52:47 At first I thought it was just an excuse
00:52:48 to seek the company of other men.
00:52:50 In the end, there's the harm
00:52:52 with men waving handkerchiefs around.
00:52:55 And the floral hats are quite fetching.
00:52:57 Oh, no, I know one's not supposed to spy,
00:53:03 but he was making too many excuses
00:53:05 about offering up pastoral care.
00:53:08 Something wasn't adding up.
00:53:10 So one day I followed him,
00:53:12 only to be nearly rumbled.
00:53:13 - Friends of yours?
00:53:15 - Oh, no.
00:53:17 Well, yes.
00:53:19 But I...
00:53:19 - My father used to do it for dancing.
00:53:23 Reckon he did it to ward off evil spirits,
00:53:26 keep them at bay.
00:53:27 - When was this?
00:53:29 - The same day I realized the leaves were gone.
00:53:32 - Wednesday, why?
00:53:33 - Could you come down to the station?
00:53:35 I'm not a peeping Tom.
00:53:36 - Oh, I'm sure.
00:53:38 But what you saw, it could be useful.
00:53:40 Yes, this is the woman.
00:53:50 And her demeanor, was she on edge at all?
00:53:55 - No, quite civil.
00:53:57 - You really look like you wanna join the-
00:53:59 - Oh, no, no, no.
00:54:01 I'm not here, you understand?
00:54:04 - Same for me.
00:54:04 Okay.
00:54:07 - But now that I think about it,
00:54:09 there was something unusual about it, yes.
00:54:11 - Once again, Johnny,
00:54:13 did you steal the three golden leaves of Jesus?
00:54:17 - I did not.
00:54:18 - Okay, then do you know who did?
00:54:21 - Who?
00:54:23 As in who?
00:54:24 I can't remember.
00:54:28 - It's not a difficult question, Johnny.
00:54:30 - No, I don't know who.
00:54:33 - Did you kill Rick Feldo?
00:54:34 - I did not.
00:54:35 And I think you need to tread very carefully here.
00:54:39 - Why is that?
00:54:39 - Because anything you might accuse me of
00:54:41 can only be seen as religious prosecution.
00:54:44 - How does that work?
00:54:48 - Because as a Christian,
00:54:49 I feel that you are targeting me because of my beliefs.
00:54:52 - Well, we're not.
00:54:54 We simply believe that you were involved
00:54:56 in two serious crimes committed in Brokenwood
00:54:58 this past week.
00:54:59 A robbery and a suspicious death.
00:55:01 - Well, it can't have been me,
00:55:03 because as I said, I'm a Christian.
00:55:05 - Yeah.
00:55:08 And when did you see the light?
00:55:11 - When I found Jesus.
00:55:12 - Sure you did, just like every other criminal
00:55:14 hoping for an early release.
00:55:15 - Who are you calling a criminal?
00:55:17 - You, Johnny.
00:55:18 You just did 12 months home detention
00:55:20 for aiding and abetting,
00:55:22 misuse of human remains, accessory after the fact.
00:55:25 - Yeah, yeah, all right.
00:55:26 No need to get personal.
00:55:28 But I did.
00:55:29 I met him.
00:55:31 - Who?
00:55:32 - Jesus, in person.
00:55:33 - Where?
00:55:34 - At the Croc and Panther.
00:55:36 - There's something you should know about me.
00:55:38 - Oh yeah?
00:55:39 What's that?
00:55:40 - I am the Good Shepherd.
00:55:43 The Good Shepherd lays down his life for the sheep.
00:55:46 - Yeah, for sure.
00:55:47 I've heard that farming life can get pretty intense.
00:55:50 - You're not listening, Johnny.
00:55:51 The thing about sheep is, they need to be fed.
00:55:53 - Uh-huh.
00:55:54 Grass, right?
00:55:55 They like grass.
00:55:56 - Well, when the grass runs out,
00:55:57 as the Good Shepherd, I need to supply them with feed.
00:56:00 Or...
00:56:01 - Or the sheep die.
00:56:04 - That's right.
00:56:06 Do you want the sheep to die, Johnny?
00:56:08 - No.
00:56:09 - What does it take to get more feed?
00:56:10 - More grass?
00:56:14 - No.
00:56:16 More money.
00:56:17 - Oh.
00:56:18 - It takes money.
00:56:19 - Right, yeah, money to buy the feed.
00:56:21 - And where do we get the money?
00:56:23 - A bank.
00:56:24 - A church.
00:56:27 - So you are admitting that you made a plan
00:56:29 to rob St. Judas?
00:56:30 - No, I'm admitting that Rick Feldo,
00:56:34 who is actually Jesus, made a plan to rob the church,
00:56:36 and Jesus can't rob the church because he is the church.
00:56:39 So therefore, no crime was committed.
00:56:42 - Okay, a couple of things.
00:56:44 Rick Feldo was not Jesus.
00:56:47 - Well, it's easy for you to say.
00:56:48 - No, it's just a fact, Johnny.
00:56:50 Rick Feldo was born in 1977 in Lower Hutt.
00:56:54 He was also a man suffering from some pretty
00:56:57 severe mental health issues.
00:56:59 Delusions of grandeur, for one.
00:57:01 - And the gold leaves of Jesus.
00:57:04 - Jesus, who is not Rick Feldo.
00:57:07 - Went missing from St. Judas.
00:57:09 They were subbed out for these.
00:57:12 Three tin leaves, crudely daubed in gold paint.
00:57:17 Look familiar?
00:57:18 - No, I have never seen those before.
00:57:20 - Well, strange, because your fingerprints
00:57:22 are all over them.
00:57:23 Because you brought them into the church
00:57:25 during the Nativity play, where you,
00:57:28 surprisingly, played a wise king.
00:57:31 - And I am Jasper, and I bring three gold olive leaves
00:57:35 made of pure gold.
00:57:38 - Now would be a very good time to be wise, Johnny.
00:57:42 - Oh, those leaves, yeah, I remember now.
00:57:51 - What do you remember, Johnny?
00:57:53 - The thing is, Rick could be very pervasive.
00:57:57 - Holy, oh.
00:58:00 - Believe me now?
00:58:04 - You're the real deal.
00:58:06 - Think about what I said, and then ask yourself,
00:58:09 do you want to save the sheep, Johnny,
00:58:11 or do you want to let them die?
00:58:13 - I thought I'd find you here.
00:58:18 - Cynthia.
00:58:19 - Where is it?
00:58:21 - The money.
00:58:23 - Cynthia, this is Johnny.
00:58:25 - Hi.
00:58:25 - Well, that was my money, Rick.
00:58:30 It was a rainy day account.
00:58:32 - And what, you're just gonna sit here and drink it away?
00:58:37 - Hey, the rains will come, the crops will grow,
00:58:40 all will be replenished.
00:58:42 - I swear to God I'm gonna lose my...
00:58:45 Outside, I want to talk to you, outside.
00:58:50 - Outside?
00:58:51 - Nice drinking with you, fella.
00:59:00 - Yeah, so it turns out even Jesus
00:59:03 can have trouble with his missus.
00:59:05 Look, if Rick's done something, that's on him, not me.
00:59:10 - Or Errol, or Mary.
00:59:11 You're all just innocent parties.
00:59:15 - Yeah, I think that's fair.
00:59:17 - Don't lie to us, Johnny.
00:59:18 - I'm not a lies detective.
00:59:20 Maybe Rick's done something and the truth has died with him
00:59:24 and all I can say is that that is a tragedy.
00:59:28 So?
00:59:32 So what, can I go now?
00:59:35 - Yes.
00:59:39 - What the hell?
00:59:44 You can't charge me for throwing a cabbage.
00:59:46 - At a member of the public, Johnny.
00:59:48 That's called dangerous use of a brassica.
00:59:51 Plus you're in breach of your parole conditions.
00:59:53 So take some time out to reflect on that.
00:59:56 Errol, anything to add to your statement?
01:00:02 - I don't think so.
01:00:03 - Nice work, Errol.
01:00:07 Good remembering.
01:00:08 - What?
01:00:09 - The triangle of silence.
01:00:11 - And what is the triangle of silence?
01:00:14 - Errol?
01:00:17 - I don't remember.
01:00:19 - Well, if Johnny Odes is to be believed,
01:00:26 Rick stole money from Cynthia Bassett.
01:00:29 - And Reverend Green confirmed seeing Cynthia
01:00:33 the day before Rick was found dead.
01:00:35 - Did he say what she was doing?
01:00:36 - Heading out of the bush.
01:00:39 - You should join them.
01:00:41 - Have you been hunting?
01:00:45 - In a manner of speaking.
01:00:47 - Cynthia Bassett, who has a firearm license.
01:00:50 - And we know that Rick was wounded 24 hours before he died.
01:00:55 - By his ex wielding a Roman spear, maybe?
01:00:58 ♪ Hey mama don't cry ♪
01:01:06 ♪ Hey mama don't cry ♪
01:01:08 ♪ I'm going home ♪
01:01:11 ♪ To the other side ♪
01:01:14 ♪ I'm going up where I belong ♪
01:01:17 ♪ Where this world won't do me no harm ♪
01:01:19 ♪ Going up to take Jesus' hand ♪
01:01:22 ♪ And lead me into that promised land ♪
01:01:26 - Holy mother.
01:01:33 - What do you think?
01:01:35 - I think it looks like a bomb went off in here.
01:01:42 - Good baking requires freedom of expression.
01:01:45 - Wow, it's very...
01:01:46 Green.
01:01:50 - It's broken wood.
01:01:51 You see here?
01:01:52 Patiki Point, Mike's workplace, and the mortuary.
01:01:56 - And you think this is going to make him stay?
01:02:01 - At least I'm doing something.
01:02:03 What are you doing?
01:02:04 Seriously, Christine, what are you doing?
01:02:06 Or is Mike's departure something you want?
01:02:10 (gentle music)
01:02:12 - So, this belongs to you?
01:02:17 - Yeah.
01:02:21 That's why I was there.
01:02:23 I was looking for it.
01:02:25 I didn't realize it had gone until...
01:02:30 The bastard had sawn it off.
01:02:37 It was my father's.
01:02:38 He used it to shoot rabbits.
01:02:41 It was sentimental.
01:02:42 - A pump-action shotgun, pistol grip.
01:02:44 Not your typical rabbit gun.
01:02:46 - You use what you can get your hands on, I suppose.
01:02:51 Anyway, I was worried.
01:02:55 I figured he might be planning something stupid.
01:03:00 - Even though you and he had split?
01:03:02 - It's hard not to care, you know?
01:03:06 - You told my colleague Rick drove you nuts.
01:03:11 We've subsequently learned that he took money from you.
01:03:13 Stealing money, I mean, how did that make you feel?
01:03:17 - He took it.
01:03:19 I never said he stole it.
01:03:20 Those are two different things.
01:03:22 And he promised he would pay it back.
01:03:26 - By stealing from a church?
01:03:29 - I didn't know anything about that.
01:03:34 - So you went to check up on him.
01:03:37 How did you know where he'd be?
01:03:42 - I had been up to the campsite before.
01:03:45 You can come home, Rick.
01:03:51 Why don't you come home?
01:03:52 - Too much to do since.
01:03:53 Too many lives to save.
01:03:55 Not enough time.
01:03:57 We have to rehearse.
01:03:58 You must go.
01:04:01 - What are you rehearsing?
01:04:02 - The end.
01:04:04 And the new beginning.
01:04:06 - Rick, I love you.
01:04:10 - Jesus loves you, Cynthia.
01:04:18 - And that was the last time I saw him.
01:04:27 - Rehearse?
01:04:30 Did he say what?
01:04:31 - No.
01:04:33 But I can imagine.
01:04:35 The resurrection.
01:04:38 He was obsessed by that notion.
01:04:41 - Not a nativity play?
01:04:44 - We never mentioned that.
01:04:47 - And the spear?
01:04:48 - When I went looking for my gun,
01:04:50 there was no sign of it or him.
01:04:52 - Rick!
01:04:53 Rick!
01:05:02 (somber music)
01:05:04 Rick!
01:05:15 - Where was it?
01:05:22 - We found it in a cave.
01:05:26 With a spent cartridge in the spouts.
01:05:30 - Was...
01:05:32 Was he found in a cave?
01:05:33 - Uh, some distance away.
01:05:37 - Oh, that crazy bastard.
01:05:40 He almost pulled it off.
01:05:47 - Hello, Mrs. Baker.
01:05:59 Thank you for meeting me on such short notice.
01:06:02 - Anything to help out the local constabulary?
01:06:04 - Well, we need a cake for Mike.
01:06:06 A special one.
01:06:07 I can't bake, and for the record,
01:06:09 neither can Jenna Kudinski.
01:06:10 - Oh, Mike Shepard's found a lovely lady.
01:06:12 I knew he would.
01:06:14 - Not a wedding cake.
01:06:15 - A birthday?
01:06:16 I do do birthdays, special ones.
01:06:17 OMG, he's not turning six.
01:06:19 - Not a birthday.
01:06:21 - Well, why then?
01:06:22 - This has to stay on the complete download,
01:06:27 but Mike is moving on.
01:06:29 - He's dying.
01:06:32 - No, no, no, no.
01:06:33 He's being transferred.
01:06:35 - Oh, thank God for that.
01:06:38 Wait, Mike Shepard's leaving Brokenwood?
01:06:41 - Well, um, okay.
01:06:42 Can we just maybe keep our voices down a little bit?
01:06:44 - But he is the only thing standing between
01:06:47 order and complete anarchy.
01:06:49 - Um, well, we do work as a team.
01:06:52 - So?
01:06:53 - It's quite dishy.
01:06:54 - You know, in a rustic kind of way.
01:06:58 - Is it a surprise?
01:06:59 - Yeah, for Mike.
01:07:00 Um, well, for all of us, actually.
01:07:02 - Well, tell him she's coming.
01:07:04 Be a good night for a farewell,
01:07:05 if the shindig's in order.
01:07:07 - Cammie Nielsen's coming to the Corroppin Panther.
01:07:09 - She was supposed to be at Snake and Tiger,
01:07:11 but Ray double booked her
01:07:12 with an Iron Maiden tribute band.
01:07:14 - Right.
01:07:15 - Uh, be a good night for our decent bloke.
01:07:19 - Hmm, yeah.
01:07:21 Um, actually, Trudy,
01:07:23 do you, um,
01:07:25 do you remember seeing this man in the pub at all?
01:07:30 - See, I'm--
01:07:31 - No, knark.
01:07:32 Yes, I know.
01:07:33 I'm not asking you to knark.
01:07:35 I'm just asking you to remember
01:07:38 that you came in here with this girlfriend
01:07:40 who was accusing him of stealing money.
01:07:41 Does that ring any bells?
01:07:43 - Yeah, the fisherman.
01:07:44 He was in a few weeks ago with Johnny Odes,
01:07:47 causing quite a stink.
01:07:48 - Nice drinking with you, fella.
01:07:53 - Yeah.
01:07:55 - Something smells fishy.
01:07:56 - Oh, nothing to see here, Trudy.
01:07:58 Just two honest gents sharing an ale.
01:08:01 - No, something smells fishy.
01:08:04 - Man's gotta eat.
01:08:05 - Well, not in here.
01:08:07 Settle your tab and get it gone
01:08:08 before you stink the place out.
01:08:10 - Watch.
01:08:13 - 65.50.
01:08:19 What the hell am I supposed to do with that?
01:08:23 - Feed the multitudes.
01:08:25 - Beer for fish.
01:08:26 Is that it?
01:08:27 - Cook the fish.
01:08:28 It will feed many.
01:08:29 - Hell no you don't, Johnny.
01:08:33 Get back here now and sort this tab.
01:08:36 Take your mate's bloody fish with you.
01:08:47 Took me two days to get the smell out of the bar.
01:08:53 - Why, what's he done?
01:08:54 - Found himself dead.
01:08:56 - Oh, well, hang out with Johnny Odes.
01:09:01 - Okay, I've had an inspiration.
01:09:05 OMG.
01:09:06 - Thanks, Trudy.
01:09:09 - We have a blood match on the spear.
01:09:19 - Gina's better then?
01:09:23 - Somewhat.
01:09:23 - This was the weapon that killed him.
01:09:28 - Okay, great.
01:09:29 Thanks, Gina.
01:09:30 - I'm going back to bed now.
01:09:31 - Don't ask.
01:09:34 - Our fingerprint hits on the spear.
01:09:37 Cynthia Bassett, Rick Faldo,
01:09:40 Johnny O'Neil Odes, and Mary Mary.
01:09:43 - Wanna go in and bash some heads?
01:09:45 - Knock some sense into them.
01:09:48 - Wishful thinking, I know.
01:09:49 - The spear was found in the vicinity
01:09:52 of where Rick Faldo died.
01:09:54 - I don't know anything about a spear.
01:09:56 - A Roman spear, like this one.
01:10:00 - No.
01:10:01 - Strange.
01:10:02 It has your fingerprints on it.
01:10:05 - Well, I never touched it, so.
01:10:10 - Okay, are you sure about that?
01:10:11 Because we searched your phone
01:10:14 and found these pictures.
01:10:21 - Okay, okay, but look, we were just mucking around.
01:10:24 I've never even been to Rome.
01:10:26 Even more interesting than that,
01:10:30 there's blood on the spear.
01:10:33 It matches Rick Faldo's.
01:10:35 - So there was a plan to steal the leaves?
01:10:38 - Yeah.
01:10:39 - And the plan was to sell them?
01:10:41 - Yeah.
01:10:44 But Rick was really confusing about money.
01:10:46 - It was my idea, so,
01:10:50 I take half and you all get half each.
01:10:54 - You mean a third of a half?
01:10:55 - No, you will each get half of what's left.
01:11:00 - After your half?
01:11:01 - Half each, that's fair.
01:11:03 - Okay, I think we should all get a quarter
01:11:05 and that would be really more fair.
01:11:07 - I'm giving you half.
01:11:08 - Yeah, but it's not even half of a half.
01:11:10 - I'm giving you half, Johnny.
01:11:12 What more do you want from me?
01:11:13 - Maddie has an overactive thyroid.
01:11:19 Makes her hungry all the time.
01:11:20 But also constipated and bloated.
01:11:23 - And her flatulence is pretty intense.
01:11:26 Makes it hard in the van.
01:11:27 - There is an operation she can have,
01:11:29 but it's super expensive.
01:11:31 - So you thought you'd rob a church?
01:11:34 - Only because Johnny made us.
01:11:35 (car engine rumbling)
01:11:38 (dog whining)
01:11:46 (dog whining)
01:11:49 - G'day, travellers.
01:11:55 Long time no see.
01:11:58 - Hi, Johnny.
01:11:59 - Looking good, Errol.
01:12:01 How's Maddie?
01:12:02 - Thing is, I never see Johnny that much.
01:12:05 And there he was.
01:12:07 And he was real excited, said he'd found Jesus.
01:12:09 And I was happy for him.
01:12:15 - Yeah, so it's like a play, but with Jesus in it.
01:12:18 - So we would be actors in the play?
01:12:20 - And you will be paid handsomely.
01:12:22 - Like professional actors?
01:12:24 - What's not to like?
01:12:25 - Why us?
01:12:26 I've never done that sort of thing.
01:12:27 - Because of your talent, cousin.
01:12:29 And...
01:12:30 Oh, no way, I just remembered.
01:12:34 Jesus arrives in Athens on a donkey.
01:12:37 So Maddie could be in it as well.
01:12:39 - I thought Jesus was born in Bethlehem?
01:12:41 - Yeah, and Athens is a suburb of Bethlehem.
01:12:43 Everyone knows that.
01:12:45 - She's not well.
01:12:46 - Who?
01:12:47 - Maddie.
01:12:48 She needs an operation.
01:12:50 - Then use the money to give Maddie the care that she needs.
01:12:55 - He was just after my donkey.
01:13:00 I can see that now.
01:13:01 - And that's how he got involved.
01:13:03 And the leaves got...
01:13:05 Stolen.
01:13:07 And now they're gone.
01:13:09 And Maddie's gone.
01:13:11 And Rick is gone.
01:13:12 And we don't know anything about that.
01:13:15 (upbeat music)
01:13:18 - Oh.
01:13:36 Hello.
01:13:37 - They're all telling us more
01:13:41 while not actually giving us anything important.
01:13:44 - Because we're up against
01:13:47 the triangle of silence.
01:13:52 - Which is what exactly?
01:13:54 - Well, might you ask?
01:13:55 Okay, Johnny.
01:13:56 You don't want to talk about the spear or the gold leaves,
01:14:00 so how about you enlighten me
01:14:03 about the triangle of silence.
01:14:08 - Nice try.
01:14:10 If I told you that,
01:14:11 you'd defeat the whole purpose of its purpose.
01:14:13 - Fair enough.
01:14:16 - I mean,
01:14:19 sounds pretty lame anyway.
01:14:23 - Lame?
01:14:24 That's the opposite of lame.
01:14:27 It is awesome.
01:14:28 - I doubt it somehow.
01:14:30 - So awesome you couldn't handle it?
01:14:31 - I think I could.
01:14:32 - Nah, you couldn't.
01:14:34 - Try me.
01:14:35 Is it like a cone?
01:14:39 - It is way, way stronger than a cone.
01:14:41 - I want to talk about the strongest shape known to mankind.
01:14:47 Like all great works of my father,
01:14:50 it comes in the form of the power of three.
01:14:53 Can anyone give me an example?
01:14:56 - The sun, the moon, and the earth?
01:15:01 - Nice, Sarah.
01:15:02 - The Holy Trinity.
01:15:04 The father, the son, and the Holy Ghost.
01:15:06 - Very good, Miller.
01:15:08 - The triple jump at the Olympics.
01:15:10 - How about this?
01:15:14 Not only is this the strongest piece of design known to man,
01:15:18 it also represents something that binds us.
01:15:22 Hear no evil, see no evil,
01:15:28 speak no evil.
01:15:31 Triangle of silence, understand?
01:15:36 United in silence,
01:15:38 together we'll change the world.
01:15:41 - Amen.
01:15:42 - So the triangle of silence is a three-legged stool.
01:15:51 - See, I knew you couldn't handle it.
01:15:53 - Thanks.
01:16:01 - What?
01:16:01 - Time to head back to the cell.
01:16:06 (gentle music)
01:16:08 - Good news, Errol.
01:16:11 Maddie's been found.
01:16:12 I told Errol that Maddie was safe and well,
01:16:18 but given the situation, would likely be rehomed.
01:16:22 I imagine that will start to sink in soon.
01:16:24 - Hmm, the old cruel to be kind.
01:16:28 Well played.
01:16:29 - Okay, while we wait, I'd like a word with you both.
01:16:35 - Yeah, sure.
01:16:36 - In my office?
01:16:37 Okay, there's something I've been wanting to say
01:16:49 for a while.
01:16:50 This job, it wears you down.
01:16:57 You're young and hardworking, and I admire that.
01:17:01 You both do stellar work.
01:17:03 - Thanks, boss.
01:17:04 - Yeah, thanks.
01:17:05 - But make sure you stop and smell the roses.
01:17:08 This career, it's a lot.
01:17:10 In those cells, we have two men who are doing
01:17:17 their very best to play mind games with us.
01:17:19 We have a victim with a Jesus complex,
01:17:22 guns, knives, spears.
01:17:24 We all carry that in some way, all of it.
01:17:29 And as the years go by, all of those things get
01:17:34 a little heavier every day.
01:17:36 Sometimes you just need to stop and offload,
01:17:41 and well, that's okay.
01:17:43 I just wanted you both to know that.
01:17:48 - That?
01:17:52 - That, just that.
01:17:55 - Oh, come on, Mike, you don't have to sugarcoat it.
01:17:57 Why don't you just say it?
01:18:00 - What?
01:18:01 - What Kristen is saying is that we know
01:18:02 that you're leaving.
01:18:03 - Going to Central.
01:18:04 - Who told you that?
01:18:05 - How we know is not as important as that we know.
01:18:08 - But it's true, isn't it?
01:18:09 - No.
01:18:10 Who told you that?
01:18:12 - Well, Hugh's being here, there's been talk.
01:18:14 - He's offered you a promotion.
01:18:16 - I know.
01:18:17 Well, he does that every year.
01:18:18 That doesn't mean I accept it.
01:18:20 - So?
01:18:21 - Well, this was my 10 year review,
01:18:22 so he was pushing hard.
01:18:24 I still said no.
01:18:25 I like it here.
01:18:31 - Oh, I really need to call Gina.
01:18:33 - What is Mrs. Baker doing here?
01:18:37 - Well, she is the cake angel.
01:18:41 - Wow, she knocked it out of the park.
01:18:54 - Ignore the message, obviously.
01:18:56 - You really did think I was leaving?
01:18:58 - We did.
01:19:00 And this was just a small way of showing you
01:19:02 that we do care.
01:19:04 - I suppose I have to give it back.
01:19:07 - Oh, hell no.
01:19:07 Here.
01:19:12 Now let's put this car out of its misery once and for all.
01:19:15 - Chalmers, cell one.
01:19:21 Try and go, "Silence is broken."
01:19:29 - If you make him stop, I'll tell you what happened.
01:19:30 Just make him stop.
01:19:31 - I won't, I won't, I won't.
01:19:33 - Calm down, all right?
01:19:35 Come on.
01:19:35 - Errol, calm down, all right?
01:19:38 Maddie is okay.
01:19:40 She's gonna be fine.
01:19:41 - Promise?
01:19:42 - She's gonna be just fine.
01:19:43 - If we come clean about what happened,
01:19:46 can you make sure Maddie isn't given to a stranger?
01:19:48 - Don't do it, Errol.
01:19:49 - Errol's free to speak.
01:19:50 - Oh, he's a little crazy.
01:19:51 Come on.
01:19:52 - You have to let Mary pat her.
01:19:53 Let me pat her.
01:19:54 I need my Maddie.
01:19:55 - No, he's not talking sense.
01:19:57 You get to hug her,
01:19:58 and we get the truth.
01:20:00 No funny business, Errol.
01:20:02 - Promise.
01:20:02 - You're such a good girl.
01:20:07 You're such a good girl.
01:20:10 I love you so much.
01:20:12 - Okay, Errol.
01:20:15 Mary gets to stay.
01:20:18 I don't want Maddie to be alone.
01:20:22 - All right, but if we don't get the truth.
01:20:26 - You will.
01:20:28 (gentle music)
01:20:30 - On it.
01:20:31 - Hey, Maddie.
01:20:40 Mama's here.
01:20:40 - The triangle of silence is broken, Johnny.
01:20:47 - Errol has told us what happened in the church.
01:20:50 - Like I said, he's not thinking straight.
01:20:54 - No, no, he seems pretty clear.
01:20:57 Johnny was supposed to swap the gold leaves
01:20:59 when the curtain was up.
01:21:02 - I will help deliver the baby.
01:21:03 - Breathe, Mary.
01:21:05 Relax and breathe.
01:21:07 - Let us all sing.
01:21:08 ♪ Away in a manger ♪
01:21:13 ♪ No crib for a bed ♪
01:21:17 ♪ The little Lord Jesus ♪
01:21:21 ♪ Lay down His sweet head ♪
01:21:25 ♪ The stars in the bright sky ♪
01:21:29 - Get out of it!
01:21:30 No, down, girl!
01:21:31 Hurry up, Johnny.
01:21:34 - Um.
01:21:37 - Errol. - Park nurse.
01:21:41 - So we've established that Maddie the donkey
01:21:45 ate the gold leaves.
01:21:47 - Never work with children or animals.
01:21:49 Rick, he was a real child about it.
01:21:53 - You had one job, Johnny, one job.
01:21:55 - Yeah, I had more than one.
01:21:56 I had to deliver the baby and I had to hold the torch.
01:21:58 - Damn you, Johnny!
01:21:59 - At least we know where they are, the leaves.
01:22:07 Now all we have to do is wait for them to pass through.
01:22:12 - Problem was her constipation.
01:22:18 Sometimes, I mean, I'm talking days.
01:22:24 - What about prunes?
01:22:26 Like, we get a whole bucket of prunes, right?
01:22:28 - Yeah, I think rhubarb's good.
01:22:31 - Yibby prune? - Nice.
01:22:32 - Someone has eyes on that donkey at all times.
01:22:35 - We need to rehearse.
01:22:38 - What did you need to rehearse?
01:22:43 - While we were waiting for Maddie,
01:22:45 Rick wanted to practice an Easter show.
01:22:47 - If anyone desires to come after me,
01:22:51 let him deny himself and take up his cross and follow me.
01:22:56 - So Rick, in the end, he lost his patience.
01:23:06 - No, it's not happening.
01:23:08 We're running out of time.
01:23:11 - More prunes, Rick.
01:23:12 We just need more prunes.
01:23:14 - Do we?
01:23:15 Or has Johnny been lying to us?
01:23:21 - What?
01:23:22 Eh?
01:23:24 No.
01:23:25 - You're the only one who told us what happened.
01:23:27 All I know, those gold leaves
01:23:30 are sitting a little hideaway somewhere.
01:23:33 My half, along with your three halves, eh?
01:23:37 Is that it, Johnny?
01:23:38 - No, Rick.
01:23:40 Come on, man.
01:23:41 It's not like that.
01:23:43 - Would I have this otherwise?
01:23:51 - Maybe.
01:23:52 Maybe that's just part of the ruse.
01:23:55 - No.
01:23:58 God's honest.
01:24:00 - River.
01:24:06 Take the donkey down to the stream,
01:24:13 slit its throat, cut out the leaves,
01:24:16 and bring them to me.
01:24:17 - Whoa, Rick.
01:24:20 No way, man.
01:24:21 Can't do that.
01:24:23 You caused this.
01:24:25 You fix it.
01:24:26 Johnny, no.
01:24:28 - No way.
01:24:29 - You can't make me do this.
01:24:31 Please.
01:24:32 - I'll do it.
01:24:42 - No.
01:24:43 You're right.
01:24:46 You're right.
01:24:47 This is on me.
01:24:50 I'll do it.
01:24:53 - That's more like it.
01:24:57 (gentle music)
01:25:02 - Come on, Gil. - Come on.
01:25:14 (gentle music)
01:25:16 - I was never gonna do it.
01:25:23 Rick was crazy.
01:25:24 I was just trying to help.
01:25:26 But that donkey?
01:25:29 Stubborn as a mule.
01:25:30 Go on, Matty.
01:25:33 Go on, get away.
01:25:34 Go.
01:25:36 - That's not the spirit, Johnny.
01:25:39 - I thought you were with me.
01:25:41 Yeah, all this time, you were against me.
01:25:43 - Nah, Rick, no way, man.
01:25:45 Let's just give her more time, eh?
01:25:47 - Step away from the donkey, Johnny.
01:25:51 - Come on, man.
01:25:52 - Get out of the way, Johnny.
01:25:54 - Not Matty.
01:25:55 She's just a donkey. - Three.
01:25:56 Two.
01:25:58 (screaming)
01:26:02 (gun firing)
01:26:04 ♪ There's a sorrow deep down inside ♪
01:26:13 ♪ I think it's time to let the river flow ♪
01:26:18 ♪ Who I am today ♪
01:26:28 - No one shoots my donkey.
01:26:30 ♪ I think it's time ♪
01:26:35 - I just wanted to stop him.
01:26:37 And Rick said he wouldn't die.
01:26:41 - What happened next?
01:26:43 - Rick had a plan.
01:26:44 - Put me in the cave.
01:26:47 - What?
01:26:48 - With these robes on.
01:26:49 Put me in the bloody cave.
01:26:53 - Are you sure about that?
01:26:55 - In three days, I'll return.
01:26:58 - You see?
01:27:01 He asked for it.
01:27:02 - What about the spear?
01:27:11 - Don't worry about it.
01:27:13 He just looked like he fell on this knife.
01:27:15 - So you put him in the cave.
01:27:29 What else was I supposed to do?
01:27:30 - Take him to the hospital.
01:27:32 - Yeah, well, hindsight is easy.
01:27:35 - I didn't mean to kill him.
01:27:39 - And he said he'd come out again all by himself.
01:27:41 Rick, he had a plan.
01:27:44 And he did, right?
01:27:46 I mean, I heard he actually did.
01:27:48 So it was an accident, really.
01:27:53 Wasn't it?
01:27:58 (cow mooing)
01:28:02 (gentle music)
01:28:04 - Good girl.
01:28:12 (gentle music)
01:28:15 - Quick communion, then I must dash.
01:28:37 Ultimate accessory for the modern man, eh?
01:28:42 - I don't know.
01:28:43 Hell of a commitment.
01:28:45 Man, can she eat carrots.
01:28:47 - Yeah, but you know what they say about donkeys, though, eh?
01:28:50 - What?
01:28:50 - They're chick magnets.
01:28:53 - Really?
01:28:54 - Nah.
01:28:55 (laughing)
01:28:57 Hey, are you going to the crock for the Tammy Nielsen gig?
01:29:01 - Well, I was, but now I have Maddie.
01:29:02 - You can bring her with you.
01:29:04 Have donkey wool travel, brother.
01:29:05 - Yeah.
01:29:08 (laughing)
01:29:11 (gentle music)
01:29:13 - So, next time you get that snooping look in your eye.
01:29:15 - If I hadn't have snooped,
01:29:16 we would have been none the wiser.
01:29:18 - Well, you don't know won't hurt you.
01:29:19 - Well, no one got hurt and the cake was delicious,
01:29:21 so shush, would you?
01:29:22 - All right.
01:29:23 - So, if a jackass mates with a mare, you get a mule,
01:29:25 but if a donkey impregnates a horse, you just get an ass.
01:29:28 - I'd say probably not a first date conversation.
01:29:31 - I hear you're not leaving after all.
01:29:33 - I never was.
01:29:35 - Gook and dream.
01:29:36 - Did you like your cake?
01:29:40 - Yeah, it was impressive.
01:29:41 - Thanks, Mrs. Spade.
01:29:42 - Well, you know, weddings are my speciality.
01:29:45 Don't forget.
01:29:46 - I'm sure you won't let me.
01:29:47 Ah, Rebrent.
01:29:51 See you've succumbed to the hat.
01:29:53 - I've always been a soft touch for floral headwear.
01:29:56 - And the dancing.
01:29:57 - Very liberating.
01:29:59 - Feel free to join us.
01:30:00 - Anytime.
01:30:01 - That's a very kind offer.
01:30:02 Gina, you're feeling better, I see.
01:30:07 - How could I not be?
01:30:08 - Please, a special toast to Mike.
01:30:11 Only a man who rolls in honey attracts the great food bear.
01:30:15 - I'll let that one sink in.
01:30:18 - In the meantime, to our team, I'm very fortunate.
01:30:22 - Cheers.
01:30:25 - Good evening, everybody.
01:30:26 I'm Tammy Nielsen,
01:30:27 and this is my hot rockin' band of rhythm.
01:30:29 We're gonna put a little country in your soul.
01:30:32 - See, great pub, great band.
01:30:35 Why would you ever wanna go anywhere else?
01:30:37 - I don't.
01:30:39 - Yes.
01:30:40 ♪ Your eyes are judging ♪
01:30:42 ♪ Your elbows nudge in ♪
01:30:43 ♪ All the poison that you spread ♪
01:30:45 ♪ With these nasty words you say ♪
01:30:47 ♪ Stay out of my business ♪
01:30:49 ♪ Out of my business ♪
01:30:50 ♪ Stay out of my business ♪
01:30:52 ♪ Out of my business ♪
01:30:53 ♪ Stay out of my business ♪
01:30:55 ♪ Out of my business ♪
01:30:57 ♪ Stay out of my business ♪
01:30:58 ♪ Out of my business ♪
01:31:00 ♪ Stay out of my business ♪
01:31:02 ♪ And leave it alone ♪
01:31:03 ♪ The only business you got is your own ♪
01:31:08 [music]
01:31:10 [music]
01:31:12 Girl, it's not that good you might need my help, girl.
01:31:16 Without your star hittin' shit, I'd be my way again.
01:31:19 Girl, you're never gonna make it.
01:31:21 Know your eyes gonna be drivin'.
01:31:23 Stay out of my business.
01:31:25 Out of my business.
01:31:26 Stay out of my business.
01:31:28 Out of my business.
01:31:29 Stay out of my business.
01:31:31 Out of my business.
01:31:32 Stay out of my business.
01:31:34 Out of my business.
01:31:36 Stay out of my business.
01:31:37 Leave it alone.
01:31:39 The only business you got is your own.
01:31:42 Stay out of my business.
01:31:48 Out of my business.
01:31:49 Stay out of my business.
01:31:51 Out of my business.
01:31:53 Stay out of my business.
01:31:54 Out of my business.
01:31:56 Stay out of my business.
01:31:58 Out of my business.
01:31:59 Stay out of my business.
01:32:01 Leave it alone.
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