The Not-Too-Late Show with Elmo The Not-Too-Late Show with Elmo S01 E013 Jason Sudeikis Ciara
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00:00 ♪ ♪ ♪
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00:06 Coming to you from #123 Sesame Street!
00:09 - Hey there, Elmo! Sounds like your talk show's starting up!
00:11 - Oh, could Elmo be excused to do his talk show please?
00:15 - Oh, of course, honey, but just remember,
00:17 it's almost time for your bedtime routine!
00:19 - Okay!
00:20 Bye-bye!
00:24 - Good show, son! - Thank you.
00:27 - And now, everybody's favorite
00:29 three-and-a-half-year-old red monster!
00:31 Put your paws, gloves, and hands together!
00:33 - Elmo!
00:36 - Elmo!
00:37 ♪ ♪
00:40 - Cookie!
00:41 - Elmo!
00:42 You the man!
00:43 - Hey, Elmo!
00:44 - Hi, little man!
00:45 - Yeah!
00:46 - Yeah!
00:47 Hello, everybody!
00:48 Welcome to the Not-Till-Late Show!
00:51 Yeah!
00:52 Boy, Elmo's so happy to see all of you!
00:55 Oh, Elmo heard a joke today.
00:57 Would you like to hear it?
00:58 - Yeah!
00:59 - Oh, okay!
01:00 What is a banana's favorite tune?
01:04 - ♪ Ba-na-na-na ♪
01:06 - ♪ Ba-na-na-na ♪
01:08 - ♪ Ba-na-na-na ♪
01:09 - ♪ Ba-na-na-na, ba-na-na-na ♪
01:11 - ♪ Ba-na-na-na ♪
01:12 - That's it, Elmo!
01:13 Thank you, banana!
01:14 - Gotta split!
01:15 - Oh, split!
01:16 Oh, boy!
01:17 Tonight, the Not-Till-Late Show is all about...
01:22 [drumroll]
01:23 Parties.
01:24 Wait a minute.
01:25 Why is Elmo whispering?
01:27 ♪ Parties ♪
01:29 Yeah!
01:30 The party is an important part of Elmo's bedtime routine.
01:34 So Elmo's not shy about yelling, "Party!"
01:37 Oh, okay, audience.
01:38 When Elmo says "party," you say "time."
01:41 Party!
01:43 - Time!
01:44 - Party!
01:45 - Time!
01:46 - Party!
01:47 - Time!
01:48 - Yeah!
01:49 Oh, no, no, no, no!
01:50 Stay in your seats!
01:51 It's not really party time!
01:53 Oh...
01:54 Oh, boy, that's not what Elmo expected at all.
01:57 - Oh, Elmo, yeah, let me just suggest you maybe get on with the show.
02:00 - Good idea.
02:01 Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
02:02 Okay, we got a great show tonight, folks!
02:04 Jason Sudeikis is here!
02:06 Yeah!
02:07 Plus musical guest Ciara!
02:10 Yeah!
02:11 And, as always, mama bear and the monsters.
02:15 [cheers and applause]
02:16 [upbeat music]
02:20 - Where is my seat?
02:21 Oh, there's an usher.
02:22 Maybe he can help.
02:23 Excuse me, usher.
02:24 - Yes?
02:25 - Oh, it's you.
02:27 Everywhere I go!
02:29 Okay, listen, I have a ticket for the "Not Too Late" show,
02:32 and I need to find my seat.
02:34 - Oh, not a problem, sir.
02:35 I know exactly where that is.
02:36 Follow me.
02:37 [upbeat music]
02:43 - Yay!
02:44 We got a great show for you tonight, folks,
02:46 with a really great guest.
02:48 Ladies and gentlemonsters, our first guest
02:51 is a really, really funny guy
02:53 who makes Elmo laugh a lot.
02:55 Please welcome Mr. Jason Sudeikis!
02:58 [cheers and applause]
03:01 - Hey, Jason!
03:03 - Hello, hello, hello.
03:04 - Welcome, hello!
03:05 - How are you doing?
03:06 - Have a seat.
03:07 - Hey, Jason.
03:08 - Hey, how you doing?
03:09 - Hey, me big fan.
03:10 - Oh, really?
03:11 - Yeah.
03:12 - I'm flattered, cookie.
03:13 I'm a huge fan of yours as well.
03:14 - Really?
03:15 - Yeah, I'm a big fan of yours too.
03:16 Thank you so much for having me.
03:17 - Oh, come on, really?
03:18 We're so happy to have you.
03:19 - Good, happy to be here.
03:20 - Elmo has a question for you.
03:21 - Fire away.
03:22 - Are you ready?
03:23 - I mean, no, but I'm gonna try anyway, right?
03:25 - Mr. Jason.
03:26 - Yes, sir?
03:27 - The question is...
03:29 Would Mr. Jason rather do 100 push-ups right now
03:33 or drink an entire glass of water
03:36 without stopping?
03:37 - Well, you know, actually, I just did 100 push-ups
03:39 offstage just right before I came out.
03:40 You gotta get the blood flowing, you know.
03:42 - Oh, sure, sure.
03:43 - You know, I understand that fitness
03:44 is a big part of being an actor.
03:45 - Fitness, yes.
03:46 - Yes, so I'll do the glass of water.
03:47 - Mm, wise choice.
03:48 - Thank you.
03:49 All right.
03:50 - Thank you, Chris.
03:51 - All right, this is it, I assume?
03:53 - Yep, that's it.
03:54 - Here we go.
03:55 Cheers.
03:56 - Room 10.
03:57 [cheers and applause]
04:00 - What?
04:01 - Yeah.
04:02 [cheers and applause]
04:05 - Nice.
04:06 - Whoo!
04:07 - Yeah, for Mr. Jason!
04:08 - Nice technique there.
04:09 - All right.
04:10 - Yeah, not bad, right?
04:11 - That was incredible.
04:12 - Thank you, thank you.
04:13 - Okay, now that we've gotten that out of the way...
04:15 - Yes.
04:16 - Let's get down to the real brass tacks, okay?
04:18 - Please, yeah, yeah.
04:19 - Where is Mr. Jason from?
04:20 - Originally, I'm from a place called Kansas City.
04:22 - Kansas City!
04:23 We got any Kansas City people out there?
04:25 - Yeah.
04:26 - Whoo-hoo!
04:27 - Yeah?
04:28 - Yeah, we're awesome.
04:29 - We always find our way into interesting places,
04:31 Kansas City folks.
04:32 - It's a great place.
04:33 I've almost been there, too.
04:34 - Isn't it great?
04:35 - Very friendly people, food.
04:36 - I think that's why they let us into places,
04:37 because we say please and thank you.
04:38 - That's true.
04:39 - And that gets you in just about anywhere.
04:40 - Very polite.
04:41 - Yes.
04:42 - So does Kansas have a official state cookie?
04:44 - Oh, that's a good question.
04:45 I mean, Kansas City's mostly known for its barbecue.
04:47 - Ooh.
04:48 - But I would say that cookies are probably, yeah,
04:50 second best.
04:51 I know for me personally, a sandwich cookie,
04:52 you know, basically where it's, you know, two wafers
04:54 and there's cream in the middle and you twist it.
04:56 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know how to cookies blame me.
04:58 - Sorry, yes, he does.
04:59 - You're cookies blaming right now.
05:00 - I know, I apologize.
05:01 My fault.
05:02 - So Kansas City is where?
05:04 - Well, there's two.
05:05 There's Kansas City, Kansas, which makes sense, right?
05:07 - Right.
05:08 - And then there's Kansas City, Missouri.
05:09 - That doesn't make any sense.
05:10 - I know, I agree.
05:11 But it's because of the Missouri River.
05:12 If you look at a map, Kansas, you know,
05:15 it looks almost like a rectangle and someone's
05:17 took a bite out of it.
05:18 - Yeah.
05:19 - Actually, in the top corner.
05:20 - Well, Elmo loves rectangles.
05:21 That's Elmo's favorite shape.
05:22 - It's a great shape.
05:23 - Very underrated shape, don't you agree?
05:25 - Oh, 100%.
05:26 100%.
05:27 - And circles get all the love.
05:28 - Triangles and circles get all the love.
05:29 - That's true.
05:30 - And squares, but rectangles, you know what I think it is?
05:31 - What?
05:32 - A lot of syllables.
05:33 - Fair.
05:34 - Rectangle.
05:35 - That's fair.
05:36 Rectangle, it takes like a whole day to say it.
05:37 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, nobody has that time anymore.
05:38 - Oh, you know what?
05:39 Elmo has another question from Big Bird.
05:40 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yellow fella.
05:41 - Yeah.
05:42 - Yeah.
05:43 - He wanted to know what the state bird of Kansas is.
05:44 - Oh, it's a good question.
05:45 It's a good question.
05:46 - You know?
05:47 - I do know.
05:48 It's the meadowlark.
05:49 - The meadowlark.
05:50 - The meadowlark.
05:51 - This, this.
05:52 - Well, I don't know what that means.
05:53 - We're gonna pick that up later.
05:54 - Yeah, yeah, please.
05:55 - And that, 'cause that sound means it's time for today's game.
05:56 Mr. Jason?
05:57 - Yes?
05:58 - You get to press the button.
05:59 - Oh, look at this.
06:00 All right.
06:01 Okay, this is great.
06:02 Yeah, just give it a little.
06:03 - Go for it.
06:04 - All right, here we go.
06:05 - Yeah.
06:06 It's the silly dance game.
06:07 - All right.
06:08 - Okay, the rule of the silly dance game is to do a silly dance.
06:09 - Okay, yeah, pretty straightforward.
06:10 - Yeah.
06:11 - It's kind of in the title.
06:12 - Yeah, it's in the title.
06:13 - Fairly straightforward.
06:14 - It's like a fly.
06:15 - It's like a fly.
06:16 - But it's with some music.
06:17 Okay, go for it.
06:18 - Pretty silly.
06:19 - Yeah.
06:20 - All right, here we go.
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