It's Showtime: Vice Ganda, tuwang-tuwa sa pagpapakilala ni Searchee No. 3! (EXpecially For You)

  • 4 months ago
Aired (May 30, 2024): Mukhang hindi maka-move on si Meme Vice sa pangmalakasang introduction ni Jazz! #GMANetwork

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00:00Reveal!
00:07What's up, Madlang people!
00:15Reveal!
00:22Searching number 3!
00:24Reveal!
00:30Dug-dug!
00:32That's his style!
00:34And he even opens bottles!
00:38He's really showing how beautiful the bottle he's using is.
00:45Jong Hilario style!
00:47Go on, introduce yourself.
00:49My name is Jahaziel and I go by Jazz with a double Z.
00:52Smooth as aged whiskey.
00:54I'm a young entrepreneur, model, and youth advocate from the home of the happiest people in the world, Tacloban City.
01:03What can you say about that?
01:06That's really something.
01:08Tacloban!
01:10There's an accent in Tacloban?
01:12That's really something.
01:14The water in Tacloban City is really something.
01:17One more time, please.
01:19Everything from there.
01:21Everything from there.
01:23I'll give you this moment.
01:25Everything from there.
01:27The curtains will be closed again.
01:29No, they won't.
01:31No, they won't.
01:33Sorry, Docs.
01:35Searching number 3, reveal!
01:37This is how rich we are.
01:39Join us, Madlang people.
01:41Sit down.
01:43Searching number 3, reveal!
01:45Madlang people, join us.
01:47Searching number 3, reveal!
01:49Hey, you're the first one.
01:51After the reveal, he'll turn around.
01:53One more, one more.
01:55I'm talking to you.
01:57That's your gym.
01:591, 2, 3.
02:01Searching number 3, reveal!
02:07Go.
02:13What's up, Madlang people?
02:15My name is Jazzyo.
02:17With a double Z, you can call me Jaz.
02:19Smooth as aged whiskey.
02:21From the home of the happiest people in the world,
02:23Tacloban City.
02:25Happiest people in the world.
02:27He's called me Jaz.
02:29Did you know that I'm riding his horse backwards?
02:31Did you know that...
02:33I don't know.
02:35Did you know that I'm riding his horse backwards?
02:37Did you know that I'm riding his horse backwards?
02:39Old Spice.
02:41Smooth.
02:43Jaz with a double Z.
02:45With a double Z.
02:47Jaz with a double Z.
02:51Jaz with a double Z.
02:53When you're hungry,
02:55this is the place to be.
02:57But mother,
02:59how about other duties?
03:01Tell me.
03:05You're talking differently.
03:07You're frowning.
03:09I don't want to.
03:11You're frowning.
03:13You're frowning.
03:15Why do you talk like that?
03:17Are you a host?
03:19I just adapted the impression
03:21from the cartoon shows I used to watch when I was young.
03:23Is that Johnny Bravo?
03:25Even the sound of his voice is beautiful.
03:27What cartoon did you watch?
03:29Ogie and the Cockroaches.
03:31Ogie and the Cockroaches.
03:33You're the one who brought it up.
03:35They said you're a cockroach gang.
03:37Ogie and the Cockroaches.
03:39You're a cockroach gang.
03:41The cockroach is spinning
03:43around in your heart.
03:47Is that how Ogie talks?
03:49Ogie and the Cockroaches.
03:51Ogie and the Cockroaches.
03:53I saw that.
03:55What do you do for a living?
03:57I'm a young entrepreneur, a model.
03:59What's your business?
04:01I run a social media marketing agency.
04:03Social media marketing agency.
04:05You're a model.
04:07I'm a model and youth advocate
04:09and an aficionado.
04:11Oh, an aficionado.
04:13He wants to be famous.
04:15He loves it.
04:17He's an aficionado.
04:19He's the Lord of the Scents.
04:21He's an aficionado.
04:23What's your pick-up line to him?
04:25It's about food.
04:27Nina.
04:33Of all the seafood I've tried,
04:35I went to Capiz,
04:37all of the Philippines.
04:39Do you know what my favorite shrimp is?
04:41Do you know what type of shrimp it is?
04:43No.
04:45Of course, it's you.
04:49Of course, it's you.
04:51There's a little trivia.
04:53You're cute.
04:55It hurts.
04:57Earlier, I thought you were a dog.
04:59Now, you're a shrimp.
05:01Take your head off.
05:03Of course, it's you.
05:05It's not a shrimp.
05:07It's a dog.
05:09Take your head off.
05:11Did you hear that?
05:13What can you say?
05:15I'm allergic to shrimps.
05:17She's allergic to shrimps.
05:19It's different.
05:23She said she's allergic.
05:25Let's just say it's a cockroach.
05:27Cockroach?
05:29You think she's not allergic?
05:31Yes, it's a cockroach.
05:35Cockroach.
05:37Cockroach.
05:39Cockroach.
05:41Cockroach.
05:43Cockroach.
05:45Cockroach.
05:47Cockroach.
05:49Cockroach.
05:51Cockroach.
05:53Cockroach.
05:55Cockroach.
05:57Cockroach.
05:59Cockroach.
06:01Cockroach.

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