Dick Figures Dick Figures S04 E004 Ocho Muerte
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00:00 Oh yeah, just a little beef bourguignon, like our first date.
00:02 Oh, that's so sweet.
00:04 Good job.
00:05 *toc toc toc*
00:05 No!
00:06 Dammit!
00:06 Fuuuck!
00:07 Just un momento, mon petit chéri poupou.
00:09 My bad.
00:10 Oh, real nice.
00:11 *musique*
00:12 'Sup, bitch?
00:13 Dude, Pink's over.
00:14 We're on a date.
00:15 We gotta get the hell outta here.
00:16 Hang on, I gotta check on my pet octopus.
00:18 Ocho muerte.
00:19 *musique*
00:21 Your pet what?
00:21 ♫ I gotta take a real fast dump ♫
00:23 ♫ Do da, do da ♫
00:24 ♫ Boys can't know that girls don't poop ♫
00:25 Oh, what the fuck?
00:26 *cris*
00:27 He's released the Kraken!
00:29 Huh, Pink!
00:30 Are you kidding me?
00:31 I locked myself out!
00:32 Woohoo!
00:33 Yeah, she should be careful.
00:34 I haven't fed that shit in like a week.
00:35 *grunts*
00:38 *cris*
00:39 The apartment's on fire!
00:41 Hang on!
00:42 Red, give me your keys.
00:43 Stacy said I should swallow 'em to keep 'em safe.
00:45 *cri*
00:46 Fuck!
00:46 Come on, we can try the window.
00:47 *musique*
00:49 Okay, I'll climb up.
00:50 Spot me in case I fall.
00:51 Nah, I'm gonna go eat trash out of the dumpster.
00:53 Why?
00:54 So I can shit out my keys!
00:55 Oh my god.
00:56 Oh, that's where I left that burrito.
00:59 *cri*
01:00 Huh, what was that?
01:01 *gibberish*
01:03 *grunt*
01:03 This is weird.
01:04 *cri*
01:06 *grunt*
01:07 Olivia Wilde, come on!
01:09 *grunt*
01:09 Why you no knock?
01:10 Jason, dinner!
01:11 I'm coming!
01:12 *grunt*
01:14 Pink, the window!
01:15 *cri*
01:17 Where you going, man?
01:18 This dumpster's full of burritos!
01:20 *musique*
01:21 *cri*
01:22 *grunt*
01:23 *sniff*
01:24 *groan*
01:25 Huh?
01:26 *musique*
01:28 *gibberish*
01:30 *cri*
01:32 Let's just order to take out.
01:34 Want some?
01:35 No.