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00:01:10 >> Well, it's not a matter of that.
00:01:12 I've been trying to get through all, all day, but the circuits are busy.
00:01:15 Yeah.
00:01:16 So I'll just, I'll try to call you before the end of the day.
00:01:18 Right.
00:01:19 Sure.
00:01:19 Bye bye.
00:01:20 >> Hi.
00:01:23 I'm picking up two tickets for me and my husband, Boyer.
00:01:26 They're paid for.
00:01:27 >> Let me check.
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00:01:38 >> Your wife on line two.
00:01:57 >> Hi, how are you?
00:01:59 >> I'm here with a travel agent.
00:02:01 You never sent the check?
00:02:03 >> I must have sent it.
00:02:04 I sent it.
00:02:05 How could I not have sent the check?
00:02:06 >> Did you or didn't you?
00:02:08 >> Well, I thought I sent it.
00:02:11 >> What is it with you lately?
00:02:12 I don't get it.
00:02:13 >> What's the big deal?
00:02:15 I thought I sent it.
00:02:16 I'm sorry, I forgot.
00:02:17 >> I'm not gonna let you sabotage this.
00:02:20 That is the idea, isn't it?
00:02:22 >> No, not at all.
00:02:23 I, I really look forward to spending two weeks in California with
00:02:26 your family.
00:02:27 I'm sorry, that didn't come out right.
00:02:29 >> Oh, come on, sweetie, it'll be great.
00:02:31 We need to relax together.
00:02:33 We'll lie in the sun, go swimming.
00:02:35 You wanna go, don't you?
00:02:37 If you don't wanna go, you know, you don't have to.
00:02:39 >> I don't?
00:02:40 >> I can't believe you are telling me this now.
00:02:43 Great timing.
00:02:45 >> You're really being unreasonable.
00:02:47 >> What?
00:02:48 I am being unreasonable?
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00:03:00 >> Your wife on two.
00:03:02 >> Why are you telling me this now, the day before we're going?
00:03:05 >> All I'm saying is, you wanna go, I don't.
00:03:11 I'll just ruin it for you.
00:03:12 You'll be with your friends and family anyway.
00:03:14 >> Wait a second.
00:03:15 Is this boy's code for the moment you tell me you wanna get a divorce?
00:03:18 >> Absolutely not.
00:03:19 No, wrong.
00:03:21 You wanna see other people.
00:03:22 >> That's not it at all.
00:03:24 >> Well, what?
00:03:24 It's gotta be something.
00:03:27 >> I just need some time.
00:03:29 >> That does it.
00:03:29 You are gonna go because you promised me that you would go, so pack your bag.
00:03:33 The only reason we wouldn't go now is if I don't wanna go, and I wanna go.
00:03:37 I need a vacation.
00:03:38 I need some time too.
00:03:42 See you tonight.
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00:06:17 >> Good evening and welcome.
00:06:32 And I bet you're thinking that this is not a very good evening for
00:06:35 viewing the stars, but you're wrong, and I'm sure that with a little confidence,
00:06:38 it's going to clear up very soon.
00:06:40 And what I'd like to show you here is what you would be seeing if it were clear,
00:06:45 which it isn't, but if it were, you'd see winter stars.
00:06:48 Now, the winter stars are the best display of stars the entire year round.
00:06:53 And just to the south there, you see the south?
00:06:55 There are three stars in a row, and that's Orion.
00:06:58 That's the belt in Orion.
00:07:00 And then there's the star there that's Betelgeuse, and that's the red star.
00:07:03 >> Hi. >> That's the shoulder.
00:07:04 >> Hi.
00:07:05 >> And then you have Rigel, which shows you-
00:07:07 >> It's not very clear.
00:07:09 Do you think we're gonna be able to see anything?
00:07:12 >> I don't think so.
00:07:12 Inside of that entire complex, there's a thing called the nebula.
00:07:17 Now, the nebula is a very interesting thing, and
00:07:20 I'll tell you more about that later.
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00:07:23 >> Great.
00:07:25 >> Okay, it's raining.
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00:07:27 >> Well, this is ridiculous.
00:07:30 I'm going.
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00:07:34 >> Would you like to have a drink?
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00:07:37 >> My name's Susan.
00:07:39 >> Alex.
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00:07:52 >> Okay what?
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00:08:23 >> Ah, shit.
00:08:36 >> What was that?
00:08:38 >> Nothing.
00:08:41 I dropped something.
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00:08:46 >> What am I looking for?
00:08:47 >> It's a ring.
00:08:50 >> What does it look like?
00:08:51 >> Round, gold.
00:08:56 It's a, it's a- >> Oh, I found it.
00:09:03 It's a wedding ring.
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00:09:07 >> You're married.
00:09:08 >> Not exactly.
00:09:10 >> Separated?
00:09:11 Divorced?
00:09:12 >> In a way.
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00:09:16 >> Well, I didn't want to tell you this, but my wife, you see, she had an accident.
00:09:20 And she's- >> Oh, God, Alex, I'm sorry.
00:09:27 God, it must have been awful for you.
00:09:29 >> She's not dead.
00:09:31 >> She's not?
00:09:32 >> No.
00:09:34 >> Where is she?
00:09:35 >> She's in the hospital.
00:09:35 >> My God.
00:09:38 >> It's nothing serious.
00:09:39 She dislocated her hip.
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00:09:43 If I was thinking of, maybe we should-
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00:09:54 >> I'm sorry, I, I didn't mean to, I, I didn't mean to do that.
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00:10:29 >> Oh, I'm home.
00:10:46 >> What are you doing here?
00:10:49 >> I live here, remember?
00:10:51 >> I know that.
00:10:52 I know, I know.
00:10:53 But I mean, your hip and your back, aren't you supposed to still be in the hospital?
00:10:59 >> Yeah, I decided to blow that pop stand.
00:11:02 >> Well, you could have told me that yesterday.
00:11:12 >> Is that yours?
00:11:22 >> Uh-huh.
00:11:25 What's wrong with you?
00:11:28 >> Nothing.
00:11:34 >> There was nothing I was doing at the hospital at this point that I couldn't do
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00:11:40 >> What about your physical therapy and all that?
00:11:44 >> They're sending a nurse, okay?
00:11:50 Let's start this over again.
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00:12:07 I say, hi honey, I'm home.
00:12:11 And you say, gosh, it's good to see you.
00:12:15 I missed you.
00:12:16 And I say, I've been in traction for three weeks.
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00:12:18 And you say, great.
00:12:19 >> See, I always liked gimpy girls.
00:12:20 But I was really hoping for an amputee.
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00:19:51 >> I'm sorry.
00:19:52 >> You're not.
00:19:53 >> I'm sorry.
00:19:54 >> You're not.
00:19:55 >> I'm sorry.
00:19:56 >> You're not.
00:19:57 >> I'm sorry.
00:19:58 >> You're not.
00:19:59 >> I'm sorry.
00:20:00 >> You're not.
00:20:01 >> I'm sorry.
00:20:02 >> You're not.
00:20:03 >> I'm sorry.
00:20:04 >> You're not.
00:20:05 >> I'm sorry.
00:20:06 >> You're not.
00:20:07 >> I'm sorry.
00:20:08 >> You're not.
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00:20:11 >> I'm sorry.
00:20:12 >> You're not.
00:20:13 >> I'm sorry.
00:20:14 >> You're not.
00:20:15 >> I'm sorry.
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00:20:17 >> I'm sorry.
00:20:18 >> You're not.
00:20:19 >> I'm sorry.
00:20:20 >> You're not.
00:20:21 >> I'm sorry.
00:20:22 >> You're not.
00:20:23 >> I'm sorry.
00:20:24 >> You're not.
00:20:25 >> I'm sorry.
00:20:26 >> You're not.
00:20:27 >> I'm sorry.
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00:20:29 >> I'm sorry.
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00:20:31 >> I'm sorry.
00:20:32 >> You're not.
00:20:33 >> I'm sorry.
00:20:34 >> You're not.
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00:20:37 >> I'm sorry.
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00:20:39 >> I'm sorry.
00:20:40 >> You're not.
00:20:41 >> I'm sorry.
00:20:42 >> You're not.
00:20:43 >> I'm sorry.
00:20:44 >> You're not.
00:20:45 >> I'm sorry.
00:20:46 >> You're not.
00:20:47 >> I'm sorry.
00:20:48 >> You're not.
00:20:49 >> I'm sorry.
00:20:50 >> You're not.
00:20:51 >> I'm sorry.
00:20:52 >> You're not.
00:20:53 >> I'm sorry.
00:20:54 >> You're not.
00:20:55 >> I'm sorry.
00:20:56 >> You're not.
00:20:57 >> I'm sorry.
00:20:58 >> You're not.
00:20:59 >> I'm sorry.
00:21:00 >> You're not.
00:21:01 >> I'm sorry.
00:21:02 >> You're not.
00:21:03 >> I'm sorry.
00:21:04 >> You're not.
00:21:05 >> I'm sorry.
00:21:06 >> You're not.
00:21:07 >> I'm sorry.
00:21:08 >> You're not.
00:21:09 >> I'm sorry.
00:21:10 >> You're not.
00:21:11 >> I'm sorry.
00:21:12 >> You're not.
00:21:13 >> I'm sorry.
00:21:14 >> You're not.
00:21:15 >> I'm sorry.
00:21:16 >> You're not.
00:21:17 >> I'm sorry.
00:21:18 >> You go there a lot?
00:21:19 >> Not so much anymore.
00:21:20 >> It's not that I'm so happy downstairs, but it's going to be so much worse with them upstairs.
00:21:29 >> I don't understand.
00:21:31 I thought you'd reconciled yourself to the place.
00:21:34 >> Well, you're not eating it.
00:21:41 >> I just want you to know that if they find my body somewhere and there's a suicide note
00:21:48 with all sorts of stuff about Chinese food, you should know that it had nothing to do
00:21:54 necessarily with you.
00:21:55 I just want you to know now so that later when you've remarried, you can sleep easier knowing
00:22:00 that this incident was just one in a whole series of indignities that I associate rightly
00:22:06 or wrongly with oriental cuisine.
00:22:11 >> Are you all right?
00:22:13 Alex, come on.
00:22:16 It is not the end of the world.
00:22:20 Give yourself a break.
00:22:21 You're the boss now.
00:22:22 Maybe you'll like it.
00:22:24 >> If I start to like it, you have my permission to shoot me with the family Luger.
00:22:31 >> I think you're overreacting.
00:22:33 >> Overreacting?
00:22:37 My wildest dreams.
00:22:42 I'm going out.
00:22:43 >> Alex!
00:22:44 Alex, wait a minute!
00:22:48 You know, let's face it.
00:22:51 Since I have been back from the hospital -- never mind.
00:22:59 Just go out.
00:23:25 >> What do you say we go out later and have a drink?
00:23:29 Radios maybe?
00:23:30 We can talk.
00:23:32 >> I can't.
00:23:33 We're dress rehearsing.
00:23:34 I told you.
00:23:35 >> Again?
00:23:36 All night?
00:23:37 >> Yes, at night.
00:23:39 I explained all that.
00:23:43 >> I'm going out anyway.
00:23:48 >> Don't get mad.
00:23:55 >> Get even.
00:23:57 >> How long have I been coming here?
00:23:59 >> I don't know.
00:24:00 A couple of years.
00:24:01 >> I wouldn't even consider going to another bar.
00:24:04 >> You're a true blue.
00:24:09 >> Hey.
00:24:10 How are you?
00:24:12 >> Hello.
00:24:13 How about that?
00:24:15 Pull up a chair.
00:24:17 >> Can I have a 7 and 7, please?
00:24:22 >> So you survived Erica.
00:24:24 >> Oh, sure.
00:24:27 >> A nurse.
00:24:29 That's what I need.
00:24:31 Did she tell you about the apartment?
00:24:33 How we call it the nursery?
00:24:34 >> Yeah, she told me.
00:24:36 Got a nice apartment.
00:24:39 >> So you want to see if they have any tables?
00:24:43 >> And then what happens?
00:24:45 >> And then the sun breaks.
00:24:47 >> Wakes, Kevin.
00:24:49 Not breaks.
00:24:50 Wakes.
00:24:51 >> I said wakes that time.
00:24:53 >> He said breaks, didn't he?
00:24:54 >> He said breaks.
00:24:55 >> There you go.
00:24:56 >> Okay, look.
00:24:57 I'm just a little preoccupied, all right?
00:25:00 Why don't you go to the next scene without me, all right?
00:25:03 I'll be back in a few minutes.
00:25:05 >> This is supposed to be a dress rehearsal.
00:25:07 >> A dress rehearsal?
00:25:09 You don't even have the goddamn costumes ready yet.
00:25:12 All right, why don't you take a break?
00:25:15 And cool off!
00:25:18 [music]
00:25:41 >> No, no, I think you were mad.
00:25:43 >> How could you be so funny?
00:25:45 >> I do.
00:25:46 >> You're so amusing about it.
00:25:48 [music]
00:26:05 >> This is it?
00:26:09 I don't see a candle burning in the window.
00:26:16 >> Good night.
00:26:17 >> Good night.
00:26:28 [dog barking]
00:26:37 [music]
00:26:57 >> Hey, yo, Will, I want to talk to you.
00:27:11 >> Speak to my secretary.
00:27:13 >> Oh, you're a riot.
00:27:15 Look, I'm making an effort here.
00:27:17 You could at least give me credit for that.
00:27:19 >> Oh, you want a receipt?
00:27:21 >> Oh, you want a receipt.
00:27:22 That's a good one.
00:27:23 Who are you picking up these classics?
00:27:25 Milton Berle break his leg or something?
00:27:28 Oh, please, come on, what is it?
00:27:32 Lisa?
00:27:35 >> No, I just look at us.
00:27:37 Frankly, I don't see any future.
00:27:41 >> Oh, please.
00:27:42 Are you saying that because you don't see the future?
00:27:45 >> No, I'm just saying that I'm not going to be here.
00:27:48 >> Oh, please.
00:27:51 Are you saying that because you don't see the future?
00:27:53 Because you think I don't really see it.
00:27:55 >> What?
00:27:56 >> I mean, is it you who doesn't want any future, or are you just worried that I don't want what you want?
00:28:01 You follow?
00:28:02 >> Barely.
00:28:03 >> Because I see nothing but future.
00:28:05 You're always saying that's the problem, right?
00:28:07 That I count too much on the future?
00:28:09 >> You do.
00:28:10 >> Look, this isn't the time to sit around pasting photos in the album.
00:28:13 This is the time when I make a name for myself.
00:28:15 Not make things harder.
00:28:16 >> [Laughing]
00:28:18 What is it I want, anyway, since you're an expert?
00:28:21 Do I really want to just keep house with some unsuccessful actor for five more years?
00:28:27 In more civilized times, actors weren't even allowed within the city limits.
00:28:31 >> Oh, yeah?
00:28:33 >> Yeah, where they were buried at the crossroads in unmarked graves.
00:28:37 I don't remember.
00:28:39 >> Oh, you don't seem to get the picture, do you?
00:28:43 I'm the only one who can give you what you want.
00:28:46 >> How?
00:28:47 When?
00:28:48 Where?
00:28:49 >> Sooner than you think.
00:28:50 >> Oh, great.
00:28:51 You must think I'm really some pushover.
00:28:53 You must think I'm pretty sick if you think I'm going to wait at home for you to make "People" magazine.
00:28:59 Forget it.
00:29:00 I tried.
00:29:01 And you didn't.
00:29:04 [Helicopter]
00:29:32 >> Alex!
00:29:33 >> Hi, hi, hi.
00:29:34 How are you?
00:29:35 >> Doing well?
00:29:36 >> Yes, I am.
00:29:37 >> Good.
00:29:38 >> I had a good time.
00:29:39 >> You did, too.
00:29:40 >> Oh, yeah.
00:29:41 Good to see you.
00:29:42 >> You, too.
00:29:43 >> Okay.
00:29:44 [Helicopter]
00:29:46 [Birds chirping]
00:29:49 [Helicopter]
00:29:52 [Birds chirping]
00:29:55 [Helicopter]
00:29:58 [Birds chirping]
00:30:25 [Music]
00:30:28 [Helicopter]
00:30:56 [Music]
00:30:58 >> Hello.
00:31:25 >> Mr. Boyer, I...
00:31:26 >> Ugh.
00:31:27 >> You're number six.
00:31:35 Could you fill this out and sit down, please?
00:31:37 Are you here for the job?
00:31:42 >> Yeah.
00:31:45 The job.
00:31:50 [Music]
00:31:52 >> [Speaking Spanish]
00:32:07 >> What's going on?
00:32:11 >> What's going on?
00:32:12 You're a replacement.
00:32:13 You gotta do the interviews.
00:32:15 You gotta pick somebody.
00:32:17 >> That's impossible.
00:32:19 >> Impossible?
00:32:20 They put it in the papers, man.
00:32:22 It's all in the papers.
00:32:23 They put it in the ads yesterday.
00:32:24 You do it.
00:32:25 >> Sorry, sir.
00:32:27 Order.
00:32:28 >> John Andrews.
00:32:29 >> That's right.
00:32:30 >> Uh, the accounting division of Carter & Havens?
00:32:34 >> Mm-hmm.
00:32:35 MBA from Fordham.
00:32:36 Cellar at Wintergrain.
00:32:38 What's that?
00:32:39 >> Oh, specialized grain sales,
00:32:41 mostly to underdeveloped countries.
00:32:43 >> And what happened there?
00:32:45 >> They relocated.
00:32:47 I thought I'd give banking a try, but...
00:32:50 >> Look, I'm afraid you just wouldn't be happy here.
00:32:54 You're just way too overqualified for a job like this.
00:32:57 >> That's not true.
00:32:58 I'm not.
00:32:59 Not at all.
00:33:00 >> I'm sorry.
00:33:02 >> I'm not overqualified.
00:33:04 I swear I don't know anything about fabrics or sportswear.
00:33:09 Nothing.
00:33:10 Go ahead.
00:33:11 I swear.
00:33:12 Ask me a question.
00:33:13 Ask me something.
00:33:14 Anything.
00:33:15 I won't know the answer.
00:33:16 I don't know a thing.
00:33:18 Really.
00:33:19 >> I'm sorry.
00:33:20 I...
00:33:21 I wish I could believe that.
00:33:23 Thanks.
00:33:26 I am sorry.
00:33:29 I'm sorry.
00:33:31 >> It's a nice suit, at least.
00:33:42 >> No.
00:33:43 >> Listen, will you hurry up with this, huh?
00:33:45 We got something for you to start with right away.
00:33:47 Upstairs, it's a big government deal, just like in the old days.
00:33:50 And you can have it from start to finish.
00:33:52 If you just move your buttons.
00:33:54 >> Not flags again.
00:33:55 >> Not flags.
00:33:56 Better.
00:33:57 Uniforms, huh?
00:34:00 No problems with color mix-ups.
00:34:02 So move with that.
00:34:04 >> Okay.
00:34:12 Next.
00:34:13 >> Kevin Danzig.
00:34:15 You've worked mainly as an actor.
00:34:20 First actor all morning.
00:34:23 Frustrated by the irregular hours, I suppose.
00:34:28 >> No.
00:34:29 >> Look, do you want to have a seat?
00:34:33 >> So you take sugar in this?
00:34:35 >> No, I don't.
00:34:37 It's cold.
00:34:39 Getting back to business.
00:34:43 Did you go to college?
00:34:47 >> Didn't.
00:34:48 >> So you don't have a business degree.
00:34:51 >> No.
00:34:52 >> So you're not a businessman.
00:34:54 >> No.
00:34:55 >> So you're not a businessman.
00:34:57 >> No.
00:34:58 >> So you're not a businessman.
00:34:59 >> No.
00:35:00 >> So you don't have a business degree.
00:35:02 >> No, sir, I don't.
00:35:04 >> Any experience at all in the fashion world?
00:35:07 >> Oh, wait.
00:35:08 Oh, um...
00:35:09 No.
00:35:12 >> So what is it?
00:35:16 Just wild about textiles?
00:35:18 Wanted to give it a shot before it's too late?
00:35:20 >> Excuse me?
00:35:21 >> Why do you want this job?
00:35:23 >> Well, I was wondering.
00:35:27 Why don't you tell me what you do here?
00:35:29 And then I'll tell you if I want to do it.
00:35:31 >> You're kidding me, right?
00:35:39 You're researching a role or something, right?
00:35:45 Like Robert De Niro?
00:35:46 >> What?
00:35:47 >> No, no, that's great.
00:35:48 That's great.
00:35:49 Are you going to play a guy like me?
00:35:50 >> You really think somebody's going to make a movie about a place like this?
00:35:53 >> Well, maybe.
00:35:56 I mean, there could be.
00:35:57 It needs something, I admit.
00:35:59 >> Three...
00:36:00 Four...
00:36:05 I wanted to be a nurse once.
00:36:09 I used to take my dolls and bash their heads against the wall or throw them out the window.
00:36:16 Then I'd rush to them and comfort them, but nurse them back to health.
00:36:20 Being a real nurse is easier, I expect.
00:36:26 Since you only have to take care of people.
00:36:29 They can hurt themselves on their own.
00:36:31 >> Eight...
00:36:32 I never thought of it that way.
00:36:36 Nine...
00:36:39 My nursing period didn't last very long.
00:36:43 >> No, no, no, no, I'd love to come.
00:36:44 I really would.
00:36:45 What is it?
00:36:46 >> Okay, wait, wait, wait.
00:36:47 It's, uh, okay, tomorrow night at the, uh, Theater for the New City.
00:36:52 Got this?
00:36:53 >> Uh-huh.
00:36:54 >> Second Avenue.
00:36:55 >> Okay, and it's called Yo Keats.
00:36:57 >> Yo Keats.
00:37:00 Great.
00:37:01 I'll come.
00:37:02 God, that's great.
00:37:04 You know, I think I always wanted to be an actor myself, actually.
00:37:09 Or a hockey player.
00:37:10 It was hella mad.
00:37:12 You got ten people out there, man.
00:37:14 Sticking up the goddamn reception room.
00:37:17 Would you do something about it?
00:37:18 >> So, uh...
00:37:22 >> What?
00:37:23 >> Would you work in a place like this for her, anyway?
00:37:25 >> Hey, women's clothing is my life, okay?
00:37:27 >> What a life.
00:37:29 Hey, you know what I say?
00:37:31 >> What?
00:37:32 >> Work just doesn't work for me.
00:37:34 >> I like that!
00:37:35 Real nice meeting you.
00:37:37 >> This is great, Garth.
00:37:38 >> We should have a drink sometime.
00:37:39 >> When?
00:37:40 >> I'll sit here.
00:37:41 We'll put Maggie here.
00:37:44 David, where you are.
00:37:47 And Alex at the head, and you over there.
00:37:53 >> You sure you want me to stay?
00:37:55 >> Yes.
00:37:56 I have to prove to you I'm not an ogre.
00:37:59 >> Hi.
00:38:01 I got everything.
00:38:02 >> Oh, Isabelle called.
00:38:05 She and Mark can't come.
00:38:06 So, we'll only be four.
00:38:08 Five.
00:38:10 >> Six.
00:38:11 I invited somebody from work.
00:38:12 >> Oh.
00:38:14 Six.
00:38:16 >> I enjoyed last night.
00:38:21 Fun.
00:38:22 >> Me too.
00:38:24 I'm going to go help.
00:38:30 >> Hello.
00:38:40 >> Alex.
00:38:41 How you doing?
00:38:42 >> Oh, you dressed for us.
00:38:44 We appreciate it.
00:38:45 >> Nice to see you.
00:38:46 >> Yeah, you too.
00:38:47 My hat.
00:38:48 >> Here you go.
00:38:49 >> Bottle.
00:38:50 >> Nice.
00:38:51 >> Okay.
00:38:52 I'll take all of this.
00:38:53 >> Oh, thank you.
00:38:54 You look great.
00:38:55 >> No, I mean it.
00:38:56 You're home.
00:38:57 What's with the chair?
00:38:58 >> Helps me get around.
00:38:59 >> Hi, David.
00:39:00 >> Erica.
00:39:01 Hi.
00:39:02 How are you?
00:39:03 Comfortable?
00:39:04 >> Oh, Lisa.
00:39:05 Nurse.
00:39:06 This is Maggie and David.
00:39:07 >> Hi.
00:39:08 >> Hi, Lisa, nurse.
00:39:09 >> Hello.
00:39:10 >> So, I'm going to be your nurse.
00:39:11 >> Oh, nice.
00:39:12 >> I'm going to be your nurse.
00:39:13 >> Oh, nice.
00:39:14 >> I'm going to be your nurse.
00:39:15 >> Oh, nice.
00:39:16 >> I'm going to be your nurse.
00:39:17 >> Oh, nice.
00:39:18 >> I'm going to be your nurse.
00:39:19 >> Oh, nice.
00:39:20 >> I'm going to be your nurse.
00:39:21 >> Oh, nice.
00:39:22 >> I'm going to be your nurse.
00:39:23 >> Oh, nice.
00:39:24 >> I'm going to be your nurse.
00:39:25 >> Oh, nice.
00:39:26 >> I'm going to be your nurse.
00:39:27 >> Oh, nice.
00:39:28 >> I'm going to be your nurse.
00:39:29 >> Oh, nice.
00:39:30 >> I'm going to be your nurse.
00:39:31 >> Oh, nice.
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00:39:33 >> Oh, nice.
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00:39:35 >> Oh, nice.
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00:39:37 >> Oh, nice.
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00:39:39 >> Oh, nice.
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00:39:47 >> Oh, nice.
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00:39:49 >> Oh, nice.
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00:39:51 >> Oh, nice.
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00:39:53 >> Oh, nice.
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00:39:55 >> Oh, nice.
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00:39:57 >> Oh, nice.
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00:39:59 >> Oh, nice.
00:40:00 >> I'm going to be your nurse.
00:40:01 >> Oh, nice.
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00:40:33 >> Oh, nice.
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00:40:35 >> Oh, nice.
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00:40:37 >> Oh, nice.
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00:40:39 >> Oh, nice.
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00:40:41 >> Oh, nice.
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00:40:43 >> Oh, nice.
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00:40:45 >> Oh, nice.
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00:40:53 >> Oh, nice.
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00:40:55 >> Oh, nice.
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00:40:57 >> Oh, nice.
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00:40:59 >> Oh, nice.
00:41:00 >> I'm going to be your nurse.
00:41:01 >> Oh, nice.
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00:41:03 >> Oh, nice.
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00:41:05 >> Oh, nice.
00:41:06 >> I'm going to be your nurse.
00:41:07 >> Oh, nice.
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00:41:09 >> Oh, nice.
00:41:10 >> I'm going to be your nurse.
00:41:11 >> Oh, nice.
00:41:12 >> I'm going to be your nurse.
00:41:13 >> Oh, nice.
00:41:14 >> I'm going to be your nurse.
00:41:15 >> Oh, nice.
00:41:16 >> I'm going to be your nurse.
00:41:17 >> Oh, nice.
00:41:18 >> I'm going to be your nurse.
00:41:20 >> Yeah, congratulations.
00:41:22 >> Thanks.
00:41:23 >> Kevin.
00:41:36 >> Alex, how are you doing?
00:41:37 >> Good.
00:41:38 >> This is Jeannie.
00:41:39 We're in a show together.
00:41:40 >> Hi.
00:41:41 >> Hope you don't mind.
00:41:42 >> Not as long as you have separate dressing rooms.
00:41:43 >> No, I mean that I brought her along.
00:41:44 >> No, no, no, we've got an extra seat and everything.
00:41:46 This is Kevin.
00:41:47 He's a friend of mine from work.
00:41:49 This is Jeannie.
00:41:50 This is my wife, Erica.
00:41:52 Car accident, nothing.
00:41:53 Serious.
00:41:54 >> How are you doing?
00:41:55 >> Hi.
00:41:56 >> This is David.
00:41:57 This is Maggie and Lisa.
00:41:59 Lisa's a nurse.
00:42:01 She's taking care of Erica.
00:42:03 >> She's shy.
00:42:07 >> Married?
00:42:15 >> Yeah.
00:42:17 >> Ah, sly and the family stone.
00:42:21 >> Oh, I love him.
00:42:23 I love all that sexy stuff.
00:42:25 >> Nostalgia buff, eh?
00:42:27 >> You know, Erica, that husband of yours is really a great guy.
00:42:30 He shouldn't have to work in a crummy job like that.
00:42:33 >> Oh, yeah?
00:42:34 What do you do?
00:42:36 >> Well, I'm an actor.
00:42:38 >> Really?
00:42:39 What restaurant?
00:42:40 >> You going to have kids?
00:42:42 >> Sure.
00:42:43 Why not?
00:42:44 I think I'd be good at having kids.
00:42:46 >> Yeah.
00:42:47 >> Well, not good at it.
00:42:49 I mean, rabbits are good at it.
00:42:51 >> I actually have a show opening tomorrow night.
00:42:53 >> Oh, shouldn't you be rehearsing?
00:42:56 >> No.
00:42:58 >> Anyway, Alex needs that crummy job of his.
00:43:02 I don't know why everyone and his uncle wants to be something they're not, like an actor.
00:43:08 But they do.
00:43:10 I'm going to get another drink.
00:43:14 >> Oh, no.
00:43:16 >> What the hell are you doing here?
00:43:31 I don't believe it.
00:43:33 I'm not bimbo.
00:43:34 >> Hey, Jeannie happens to be one of the more incredible actresses.
00:43:38 >> Just say you have to go and go.
00:43:40 Tell him you're sick.
00:43:41 Just leave.
00:43:42 >> So what?
00:43:43 So you're going to be with good old Alex?
00:43:45 >> What?
00:43:47 He's married.
00:43:48 >> Well, she's crippled.
00:43:50 No, no, no, I get it.
00:43:51 It's her idea.
00:43:53 Look, you send me the pictures.
00:43:54 It's okay with me.
00:43:55 >> Oh, you are sick.
00:43:57 >> Don't insult the guest.
00:43:59 I'm his pal.
00:44:00 You just work here.
00:44:04 [♪♪♪]
00:44:06 >> All our friends are getting married.
00:44:22 It's depressing.
00:44:25 >> Thanks.
00:44:28 [♪♪♪]
00:44:30 >> You think you're so smart.
00:44:44 I think it's ready.
00:44:46 [indistinct chatter]
00:44:52 >> Well, my wife is a little clunky.
00:44:55 [indistinct chatter]
00:44:57 >> Excuse me.
00:45:06 I'd like to make a toast.
00:45:08 A toast to David and Margaret, who will be tying the knot shortly.
00:45:13 >> Congratulations.
00:45:15 >> All I can say is, David, you finally caught her.
00:45:19 >> He didn't catch me at all.
00:45:22 I remember when I first met this guy.
00:45:24 He wouldn't even talk to me.
00:45:26 >> Oh, he doesn't seem like the shy type.
00:45:29 >> Oh, he wasn't shy.
00:45:30 He just didn't like me.
00:45:33 >> He had his eye on some girl you were with, Alex.
00:45:37 I think she was foreign.
00:45:39 >> She was Italian.
00:45:41 >> And beautiful.
00:45:43 >> Well, if you like women.
00:45:46 >> Anyway, he didn't even notice me.
00:45:51 I had to strip right there just to get his attention.
00:45:54 >> Oh, God, none of this is true.
00:45:56 Not a word.
00:45:57 >> I slept with you three times before you got my name right.
00:46:01 >> You surprised me.
00:46:03 I doted on you.
00:46:05 I followed you around like a dog.
00:46:08 I seduced you.
00:46:11 >> How?
00:46:12 >> Oh, it was simple.
00:46:14 I saw you at that party.
00:46:16 Alex pointed you out.
00:46:18 You were slutting around.
00:46:19 You were dancing with everyone.
00:46:21 You were wearing a brown top, as usual, and a brown skirt.
00:46:25 What a surprise.
00:46:26 And no bra.
00:46:27 And I walked up and said, excuse me, I've been watching you dance for a half hour now, and I'm exhausted.
00:46:35 Would you mind sitting this one out with me?
00:46:37 >> God.
00:46:40 A perfect lie.
00:46:42 >> It worked.
00:46:44 >> You fell for it.
00:46:47 >> Oh, you want the truth.
00:46:49 Fine.
00:46:50 We were both stoned out of our minds.
00:46:53 We had both just been dumped by the loves of our lives.
00:46:58 And I repeat, gentleman of the jury, he did not learn my name for quite a while.
00:47:04 >> Bullshit.
00:47:06 Maggie, right?
00:47:08 Maggie?
00:47:10 >> I rest my case.
00:47:15 >> Whoever's right, that's the most pathetic story I've heard so far.
00:47:19 Essentially what started off as your basic sleaze-oid campus pickup, finally you're after -- how long has it been now?
00:47:28 25 years?
00:47:29 You are ready to institutionalize it.
00:47:33 I have got to drink another toast.
00:47:35 To declining standards?
00:47:40 What?
00:47:41 >> Well, all seductions are sorted if you want to look at it like that, but I think real seduction is a lost art.
00:47:50 >> Any idiot can have a real long-term relationship.
00:47:53 All you got to do is smile a lot.
00:47:55 >> Right, but real seduction.
00:47:57 >> Oh, yes, tell us about it.
00:48:00 Yeah.
00:48:03 Okay.
00:48:05 I'll demonstrate.
00:48:07 Any lady volunteers from the audience?
00:48:11 How about you?
00:48:14 >> All right.
00:48:16 >> Okay.
00:48:20 I approach you in a crowded bar.
00:48:22 I strike up a conversation.
00:48:24 I get you to talk about yourself, and I listen, but I don't sympathize too much because then not only do I not go to bed with you, I'm suddenly your best girlfriend.
00:48:32 >> If they like you too much, you're dead.
00:48:35 >> Precisely.
00:48:37 >> I agree 100%.
00:48:39 Proceed.
00:48:41 >> So what do I do?
00:48:43 Besides not like you too much?
00:48:45 >> Throw a drink in his face.
00:48:47 >> So I take you to some nice restaurant.
00:48:49 Expensive.
00:48:50 >> Kevin can be the waiter.
00:48:53 So what happens next?
00:48:56 >> Well, now you wonder what I'm really like because underneath this cool exterior, you just know I'm different.
00:49:05 You're curious.
00:49:07 But you continue to talk about yourself.
00:49:12 >> So what am I telling him these things?
00:49:16 So I change the subject.
00:49:18 I ask about you.
00:49:20 Where were you born?
00:49:23 Or what do you do?
00:49:26 >> Now I really do become shy.
00:49:28 I act as if every question you ask is incredibly intimate, as if I've never been asked before.
00:49:34 Ask him about his pants.
00:49:37 >> Oh, where did you get these striking pants?
00:49:43 >> Oh, these?
00:49:45 I know they're very silly.
00:49:47 I have another pair at home much nicer than this.
00:49:50 But I spilled something on them.
00:49:53 I know, they're really awful.
00:49:55 >> No, they're not.
00:49:57 Ah-ha, he gets the first compliment.
00:50:00 >> So now I feel without sounding too much like a come on, I can tell you just how beautiful I really think you are.
00:50:10 >> And though I just shrug, secretly I'm thrilled.
00:50:17 >> You are easy.
00:50:19 But Alex, what are you going to do if the girl is over 13 years old?
00:50:23 >> You don't get it, do you?
00:50:26 You make them think it's all their idea, that they made me feel this way.
00:50:32 Then you can flirt like crazy.
00:50:35 >> He's cute.
00:50:37 Not macho.
00:50:38 But still, I don't think he's going to go all sensitive and weepy on me.
00:50:43 >> I tell a few more cheap jokes, she laughs.
00:50:46 And then when the time is right, I might say...
00:50:56 >> I'm gay.
00:50:59 >> If you're not going home, I thought that maybe we could...
00:51:09 >> Well...
00:51:16 Yes.
00:51:24 That's beautiful.
00:51:25 Hmm?
00:51:27 >> I don't know.
00:51:28 I don't think you tell them the whole story.
00:51:30 I think you're leaving out parts, especially that part about the pants.
00:51:36 >> That's not a seduction.
00:51:39 Picking somebody up in a bar is nothing.
00:51:42 First of all, you can't pick them up unless they want to be.
00:51:45 I mean, what are they doing in the bar in the first place?
00:51:48 >> Lubrication.
00:51:52 >> What?
00:51:53 >> Lubrication.
00:51:55 You ain't going to get what ain't wet.
00:51:58 >> He's got a point.
00:52:00 Wet?
00:52:01 You can't get what?
00:52:02 >> Look, look.
00:52:03 You two are married.
00:52:04 You guys are getting married.
00:52:06 I'm the only guy at the table doing any seducing, and I'm saying you're all wrong.
00:52:10 You're really wrong.
00:52:12 I have to appeal to the 13-year-old girl in you, because at your age, you've got to be tired of the same old, same old.
00:52:19 At least I hope you are.
00:52:21 And Alex, forget it.
00:52:24 I mean, with the wine, the roses, you spilled something on your pants.
00:52:29 I mean, with that, you might get what you want, but you're never going to figure out what they want.
00:52:35 Jeannie, remember that time I bet you in the bar I thought you were someone else?
00:52:40 >> Yeah, I remember, like it was yesterday.
00:52:42 >> Yeah, so I took a chance.
00:52:44 Maybe she has a fantasy, right?
00:52:46 So I said to her, and this is a thing that I would never really say, I'd go like this.
00:52:50 I know what you want.
00:52:52 >> Oh, you talk tough, but I knew you were safe.
00:52:55 I mean, just look at him.
00:52:57 >> Yeah, but I knew she didn't want another number in her black book or something to write home to mom about.
00:53:01 She wanted something to write home to herself about.
00:53:03 >> And I said, how did you know?
00:53:05 >> And it was great, too, wasn't it?
00:53:09 >> Are you kidding?
00:53:11 Where do you get this shit?
00:53:13 Cosmo?
00:53:14 >> Well, I mean, it was just an --
00:53:16 >> Fantasy.
00:53:17 I mean, you've got to care about what they care about, their anatomy.
00:53:21 I mean, how are you going to be anybody's boyfriend if you don't know anything about being their girlfriend?
00:53:25 I'm not saying you've got to be gay or anything.
00:53:27 You know what I say?
00:53:28 I say, I'm just gay about girls.
00:53:41 >> I prefer your method.
00:53:42 It's more sincere.
00:53:44 Less vulgar.
00:53:46 Kevin's would only work with certain types.
00:53:48 >> Now, wait a second.
00:53:49 This was just an act.
00:53:51 >> Sure.
00:53:54 >> Anyway, nobody knows what they really want.
00:53:56 Nobody.
00:53:58 >> Honey, you just said a fucking mouthful.
00:54:03 People don't know what they want.
00:54:08 But I'll bet you --
00:54:12 I'll bet you when you're about to check out, you know exactly what you want.
00:54:17 You want what you had.
00:54:22 But you're too late.
00:54:24 When I was lying in the fucking street, I felt so stupid.
00:54:33 I thought, god, I blew it.
00:54:38 I had it.
00:54:39 And I blew it.
00:54:43 This is not a rehearsal, kids.
00:54:48 So if you don't get what you want, feed it.
00:54:55 Because all the rest of this shit makes me sick.
00:55:05 You didn't see that.
00:55:14 So who wants dessert?
00:55:24 >> Hi, honey.
00:55:26 >> So how are you doing?
00:55:28 >> Fine.
00:55:29 >> Fine.
00:55:34 >> One last dance, babe.
00:55:36 >> Sorry, Romeo, we got to go.
00:55:38 >> No.
00:55:39 >> Don't bother getting up.
00:55:42 >> Welcome home.
00:55:44 >> Thanks.
00:55:45 >> I'll see you later.
00:55:46 >> Okay.
00:55:47 >> I'm the sheriff.
00:55:48 >> We're going now.
00:55:49 >> We're going.
00:55:50 >> Here we go.
00:55:51 >> Bye.
00:55:52 >> Don't talk to yourself.
00:55:53 >> Bye.
00:55:54 >> Bye.
00:55:55 >> Bye, Kevin.
00:55:56 Nice to meet you.
00:55:57 >> Yeah.
00:55:58 >> Nice to meet you.
00:55:59 >> Nice to meet you.
00:56:00 >> Great.
00:56:01 >> Honey.
00:56:02 >> Honey!
00:56:10 >> Okay, big guy.
00:56:12 >> Hey, hey, hey.
00:56:13 >> Thanks for coming.
00:56:14 >> I wouldn't have missed it.
00:56:20 >> Too late for that.
00:56:22 >> Thanks for coming.
00:56:29 >> Kevin, we have to go.
00:56:31 It's getting late.
00:56:41 >> Well, good luck on this play.
00:56:43 >> Thanks for the party.
00:56:44 >> Thank you.
00:56:45 >> I hope your life gets better.
00:56:46 >> Oh, so do I.
00:56:48 >> So, Alex, great.
00:56:49 All too wonderful.
00:56:50 >> I'm really glad you could make it.
00:56:52 >> Okay, right.
00:56:53 I've got to go.
00:56:54 >> I'll see you again, I hope.
00:56:55 >> Yeah, yeah.
00:56:56 >> Thanks for the party.
00:56:57 >> Kick ass on this play now.
00:56:58 >> All right, we will.
00:56:59 Come see it.
00:57:00 >> Okay.
00:57:01 >> Okay.
00:57:02 >> Okay.
00:57:03 >> What can I do?
00:57:29 >> Well, I'm going to have a drink.
00:57:33 Would you like one?
00:57:34 >> Yeah.
00:57:35 >> I want another drink.
00:57:36 >> Time for bed.
00:57:45 >> Okay.
00:57:52 >> Look, here's $5.
00:57:54 Send me the blinker, okay?
00:57:56 >> Hey, wait.
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01:02:37 >> Good night.
01:02:39 >> Good night.
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01:03:24 >> Oh.
01:03:30 >> Yes?
01:03:32 >> Yeah, excuse me.
01:03:34 We found this guy sleeping in the building lobby.
01:03:36 When we arrested him, he claimed he lives here.
01:03:38 Family troubles.
01:03:40 Is that correct?
01:03:42 >> Well, he doesn't live here, no.
01:03:44 >> Alex, I mean, I know him.
01:03:46 He's a friend of mine.
01:03:48 He was here last night.
01:03:50 But no, he doesn't live here.
01:03:52 >> What are you saying?
01:03:54 >> I don't know what I'm saying.
01:03:56 Come in.
01:03:58 [music]
01:04:00 >> Kevin.
01:04:02 [music]
01:04:04 >> Hello.
01:04:08 [music]
01:04:10 >> Can I go now?
01:04:20 >> Sure.
01:04:22 >> Kevin!
01:04:24 >> Sorry to bother you.
01:04:26 >> So...
01:04:28 What's going on?
01:04:32 >> You're walking.
01:04:34 >> Okay.
01:04:36 >> Okay.
01:04:38 >> Have you seen my...
01:05:02 >> What's going on?
01:05:04 >> What do you mean?
01:05:06 >> What was she doing here?
01:05:08 >> She stayed in the spare room.
01:05:10 >> I didn't say where.
01:05:12 I said what.
01:05:14 >> Don't you remember how fucked up you were last night?
01:05:16 >> I don't remember anything.
01:05:18 Tell me.
01:05:20 >> Oh, boy, it was a great party.
01:05:22 I really got to go.
01:05:24 >> What a guy.
01:05:30 >> Kevin!
01:05:32 Kevin!
01:06:00 >> Hello?
01:06:02 >> It's me. I'm coming right over.
01:06:04 >> No, no, no. No, you can't.
01:06:06 >> Oh, yes. Oh, yes. I'll see you soon. Bye.
01:06:08 >> No, wait. Alex...
01:06:10 Alex...
01:06:12 [knocking]
01:06:14 [knocking]
01:06:16 [door opens]
01:06:18 [door closes]
01:06:46 [car horn honks]
01:06:48 >> My cab.
01:06:50 Five minutes!
01:06:56 Five minutes!
01:06:58 >> Two minutes!
01:07:06 >> Two minutes? What do you mean, two minutes?
01:07:08 >> What do you mean, five minutes?
01:07:10 >> I mean that in five minutes, I'm going to have you
01:07:12 convinced to come away with me tonight.
01:07:14 >> You bought tickets?
01:07:16 >> Yeah, well, I did. I figured action would speak louder than words.
01:07:18 >> Hey, hold on a minute here.
01:07:20 We don't have jobs, and you're not married?
01:07:22 >> We go away together.
01:07:24 We just see what happens.
01:07:26 You don't have to make any permanent commitment.
01:07:28 You just have to go away with me.
01:07:30 [car horn honks]
01:07:32 >> What's the matter?
01:07:36 What's the matter?
01:07:40 >> Ah!
01:07:42 What's the matter?
01:07:44 >> What's the matter?
01:07:46 We're in a hurry, right? You have it all figured out.
01:07:48 >> Yeah, but-- >> Here.
01:07:50 I don't want to hear any buts, Alex. Just pack.
01:07:52 >> But--
01:07:54 Hey, Lisa!
01:07:56 [sighs]
01:08:00 [somber music]
01:08:02 ♪ ♪
01:08:04 >> Why are you rushing this?
01:08:18 Why are you doing it this way?
01:08:22 Last night, you were so...
01:08:24 And in here, you make me so...
01:08:26 >> I don't want to be married anymore.
01:08:28 [coughs]
01:08:30 [sighs]
01:08:32 Can I get to be your excuse?
01:08:34 >> No, no.
01:08:36 You're not taking this seriously enough.
01:08:38 >> No, I am taking this seriously.
01:08:40 You're the one who's turning this into some kind of...
01:08:42 theatrical spectacular,
01:08:44 and I don't need that. I've already got an actor.
01:08:46 >> Do you and Kevin live together?
01:08:50 >> Yes.
01:08:54 >> Oh.
01:08:56 Oh.
01:08:58 [sighs]
01:09:00 So do you want to come away with me now or what?
01:09:06 >> Oh, come on, Alex. You're not listening.
01:09:08 >> No, no. No, you're not.
01:09:10 I'm serious.
01:09:12 The only way I can do this is just
01:09:14 breaking off all the ties and going away with you.
01:09:16 Now, if you never want to see me again,
01:09:18 just say so.
01:09:20 Just look at me and say so.
01:09:22 Great. Okay.
01:09:24 I'm going to Reedy's, 10.30.
01:09:26 Reedy's.
01:09:28 If you're there, you're there.
01:09:30 >> Mr. Boyer.
01:09:38 Mr. Boyer! Mr. Boyer!
01:09:40 >> What?
01:09:42 >> I don't know what to tell these people.
01:09:46 I've told them to wait, but...
01:09:48 >> Who?
01:09:50 >> Them.
01:09:54 I've got to take care of something.
01:09:56 Just tell them to wait a little longer.
01:09:58 Uncle Mel, I have to talk to you
01:10:04 about something very important.
01:10:06 >> If it's important, we should wait for Stu.
01:10:08 >> I've thought it over and over,
01:10:10 and I've come to the conclusion
01:10:12 that, uh, I quit.
01:10:14 >> What?
01:10:16 >> I think it's best for me and the company
01:10:18 if I just left.
01:10:20 There's no future for me here.
01:10:22 It just isn't right.
01:10:24 >> You can't just leave.
01:10:26 >> Why? >> Why?
01:10:28 Because we're family.
01:10:30 >> Uncle Mel, we do not live in prehistoric times.
01:10:32 I can love you as family,
01:10:34 but that doesn't mean I have to work for you.
01:10:36 >> Yes, it does.
01:10:38 I mean, you don't work for us.
01:10:40 I mean, you do work for us.
01:10:42 I mean, we work-- we all work together.
01:10:44 You know, it's as much your company
01:10:48 as it is ours.
01:10:50 >> What do you mean?
01:10:52 >> I mean, on paper.
01:10:54 On paper. On paper.
01:10:56 [coughs]
01:11:00 It's destiny, Alex. That's what it is.
01:11:02 So don't fuck with fate.
01:11:04 You'll get hurt.
01:11:06 >> Why is all this news to me?
01:11:08 >> It's not news to you.
01:11:10 We told you when you were five.
01:11:12 >> Yeah, but I didn't think that that meant I--
01:11:14 >> Sure, John, you were stumped.
01:11:16 I understand. You were dazed.
01:11:18 But I'm sorry, I didn't realize it then either.
01:11:20 So let me tell you now.
01:11:22 You're a partner in this company.
01:11:24 You can't be fired, and you can't quit, okay?
01:11:26 >> I can't quit.
01:11:30 >> Alex, I know how you feel.
01:11:32 It's the worst part about growing up, I guess.
01:11:34 You know, we're not as free as we thought we were.
01:11:36 We just can't do whatever we want to do.
01:11:38 >> I'll sell.
01:11:40 >> What?
01:11:42 >> I'll sell.
01:11:44 >> You'll sell?
01:11:46 Who are you going to sell to?
01:11:48 Good luck, Charlie.
01:11:50 >> Stu.
01:11:52 >> Yeah?
01:11:54 >> Why are you doing this to me?
01:11:56 >> Alex, what do you want?
01:11:58 >> I want out.
01:12:00 >> That's what you don't want.
01:12:02 You don't want to work here.
01:12:04 Tell me what you want.
01:12:06 >> I can't even explain it to you.
01:12:08 >> What, I wouldn't understand?
01:12:10 >> No, you wouldn't. I don't think you would, no.
01:12:12 >> What are you trying to do, give me hemorrhoids?
01:12:14 >> I've got hemorrhoids, so don't bother.
01:12:16 [groans]
01:12:18 [toilet flushes]
01:12:20 [toilet flushes]
01:12:22 [toilet flushes]
01:12:24 [toilet flushes]
01:12:26 [toilet flushes]
01:12:28 [toilet flushes]
01:12:30 Listen, I don't want you to do anything rash, you know what I mean?
01:12:34 So why don't you take a week off?
01:12:38 When you come back, we'll discuss it.
01:12:40 I'll think it over.
01:12:42 You can write a short story or something,
01:12:44 just get it out of your system.
01:12:46 >> What if it takes more than a week?
01:12:48 >> Take a month.
01:12:50 Take a month off.
01:12:52 [car honks]
01:12:54 Take three months off and write a novel
01:12:56 or save the world or whatever, don't worry about it.
01:12:58 We'll hold a fortune to get back.
01:13:00 >> I don't want three months off, Stu.
01:13:02 I want-- >> No!
01:13:04 You don't know what you want.
01:13:06 That's the whole point of this discussion.
01:13:08 So don't tell me you're leaving or you're selling
01:13:10 or you're quitting because I won't let you.
01:13:12 >> I'm going to say it, Stu. >> Can't hear you.
01:13:14 >> I'm going to say it. >> Can't hear you.
01:13:16 >> I'm singing. >> Stu, I'm quitting.
01:13:18 >> I'm singing. >> I'm quitting.
01:13:20 [phone rings]
01:13:22 Uncle Stu.
01:13:24 Uncle Stu!
01:13:26 Yeah?
01:13:28 I should at least tell you
01:13:30 who I chose to replace me downstairs.
01:13:32 Yeah, who?
01:13:34 Ralph.
01:13:36 Ralph who?
01:13:38 Our Ralph.
01:13:40 Our Ralph?
01:13:42 But he's just a...
01:13:44 Okay.
01:13:48 You're the boss.
01:13:50 So?
01:14:00 I really can't explain it.
01:14:02 I just can't be your nurse anymore.
01:14:06 I can recommend a new one if you want.
01:14:08 You don't really think I need one, do you?
01:14:12 Oh, I think you could probably
01:14:14 benefit from a nurse for a little while yet.
01:14:16 Just can't be me.
01:14:18 Are you talking funny today or something?
01:14:20 What is it, Lisa dear?
01:14:30 You don't like me anymore.
01:14:32 Well, it has nothing to do with you.
01:14:34 What has nothing to do with you?
01:14:36 I think it probably does.
01:14:40 Quite a commotion here this morning.
01:14:46 Well, I guess that's all.
01:14:54 Huh?
01:14:58 If that's your decision.
01:15:00 Okay.
01:15:02 Erica?
01:15:12 Erica?
01:15:16 Erica?
01:15:18 Hi, Alex.
01:15:38 Are you going somewhere?
01:15:40 No.
01:15:42 But I thought you were,
01:15:44 I picked a bag.
01:15:46 You what?
01:15:48 I didn't know where,
01:15:50 so I made kind of a general selection,
01:15:52 weather-wise.
01:15:54 That's it?
01:16:04 That's it?
01:16:06 What, you're not going to say anything?
01:16:08 How's work?
01:16:12 How's work?
01:16:14 I quit that fucking place.
01:16:16 That's how work is.
01:16:18 I'm leaving there, I'm leaving here,
01:16:20 and I'm leaving you.
01:16:22 It's your life.
01:16:24 Don't patronize me! Don't patronize me!
01:16:26 Everybody's doing that.
01:16:28 It is infuriating!
01:16:30 Why don't you get angry?
01:16:32 Get angry!
01:16:34 You don't even get angry anymore.
01:16:36 You're right.
01:16:38 I probably should get angry.
01:16:40 You know, I just don't have the energy.
01:16:42 Hey, hey, hey!
01:16:46 Hey!
01:16:50 What, you think I'm kidding?
01:16:52 You think you have me all figured out?
01:16:54 No secrets from Erica?
01:16:56 Well, check this out.
01:17:00 I'm leaving.
01:17:02 This is me leaving.
01:17:04 So long.
01:17:06 Sayonara.
01:17:08 Arrivederci.
01:17:10 Whoa!
01:17:12 I'm not your mother, Alex.
01:17:14 I'm not going to stop you
01:17:16 if you want to go out and play.
01:17:18 If you want to go, go!
01:17:20 Get out of your fucking mind.
01:17:24 I'm not taking the blame anymore.
01:17:26 I am sick and tired
01:17:28 of hearing how great your life would have been
01:17:30 if it weren't for me!
01:17:32 You don't know how lucky you are!
01:17:34 You don't know how lucky you are!
01:17:36 Why don't you ever remember the good times?
01:17:44 Like...
01:17:48 Like that time
01:17:56 we drove back from California?
01:17:58 Alex?
01:18:02 Or that time in New Orleans?
01:18:04 On the roof?
01:18:06 During the party?
01:18:08 That was pretty sexy.
01:18:10 I still think about it.
01:18:16 Alex?
01:18:20 I still think about it.
01:18:30 I still think about it.
01:18:32 Especially at times like this.
01:18:36 When you start to fuck up.
01:18:38 When you try to smile at everything!
01:18:40 Damn!
01:18:42 Shit.
01:18:46 Oh, that's great.
01:18:48 Yeah, smash a few things.
01:18:50 You shit!
01:18:52 Hey, that was nice.
01:18:54 Ooh, good one.
01:18:56 Yeah? What, am I next?
01:18:58 You want me to knock my nose off?
01:19:00 Go ahead, let me have it.
01:19:02 Oh, grow up, will you?
01:19:04 Give me that.
01:19:10 Oh, stop it.
01:19:14 Had enough?
01:19:16 Are you all right?
01:19:18 I'm fine. I think you cut me.
01:19:20 Oh, Jesus.
01:19:26 Oh, my God, I'm bleeding.
01:19:28 It's okay.
01:19:30 Oh!
01:19:32 Stop it.
01:19:34 You're being a baby.
01:19:36 Yeah, a baby who's bleeding to death.
01:19:38 Okay, I'll dry him up.
01:19:42 Okay.
01:19:44 Okay.
01:20:06 You're gonna live.
01:20:08 You can put your arm down now.
01:20:10 It's gonna be all right.
01:20:12 You can go now.
01:20:14 What?
01:20:18 You want me to stay?
01:20:24 Do you want to stay?
01:20:26 I asked you first.
01:20:32 I'm not asking you to stay.
01:20:36 I'm asking you to leave.
01:20:38 You asked me first.
01:20:40 Okay.
01:20:46 You want to go,
01:20:48 you should go.
01:20:50 Go.
01:20:54 [♪♪♪]
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01:21:02 [♪♪♪]
01:21:04 [♪♪♪]
01:21:06 [♪♪♪]
01:21:08 [♪♪♪]
01:21:36 [LAUGHTER]
01:21:38 There's an animal going insane somewhere,
01:21:40 just because of you.
01:21:42 Just because of this dress that you're wearing.
01:21:44 A lion somewhere is jumping into a river,
01:21:46 and you're sipping wine
01:21:48 while a bear might be
01:21:50 somewhere just staring off into space
01:21:52 while the forest around him is burning.
01:21:54 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATION]
01:21:56 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATION]
01:21:58 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATION]
01:22:00 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATION]
01:22:02 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATION]
01:22:04 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATION]
01:22:06 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATION]
01:22:08 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATION]
01:22:10 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATION]
01:22:38 [LAUGHTER]
01:22:40 I thought you wanted to. What's the problem?
01:22:50 Lubrication.
01:22:54 What?
01:22:56 Lubrication.
01:22:58 You ain't gonna get what ain't wet.
01:23:00 You are just trying to satisfy your fantasies, not mine.
01:23:05 You might get what you want, but you're not gonna get what I want.
01:23:08 I'm sick of this same old, same old.
01:23:11 Don't you know what I want?
01:23:13 Say you know what I want.
01:23:15 Say it!
01:23:17 I know what you want.
01:23:19 Get it?
01:23:21 Get it?
01:23:23 Good night, George.
01:23:32 You're going out, Mrs. Boyer? Uh-huh.
01:23:34 Come on. Here, let me take that for you.
01:23:36 No, no, I'm fine, really.
01:23:38 It really slits my throat to see you walk away.
01:23:43 It really puts a grenade in my mouth when I hear you say,
01:23:47 "I don't love you anymore,"
01:23:49 and this is the goodbye I should have said before.
01:23:52 It really blows my feet up when I'm running after you.
01:23:56 It really drops atomic bombs on both foot one and two.
01:24:00 My Hiroshima left, my Nagasaki right.
01:24:03 Mushroom clouds get in my eyes.
01:24:06 My tears are awe that's left of an ocean.
01:24:10 The heat of you leaving dries.
01:24:14 That might work if I was a girl.
01:24:17 Too bad I'm John Keats.
01:24:20 Yeah, but yo, Keats!
01:24:24 (applause)
01:24:27 (applause)
01:24:31 (applause)
01:24:34 (applause)
01:24:37 (applause)
01:25:04 (laughter)
01:25:07 Not bad. Not bad.
01:25:09 You get up.
01:25:11 Gee, wonderful, wonderful.
01:25:13 You know what I mean?
01:25:15 What about you? You did it.
01:25:17 I have a feeling we're gonna have a clean sweep with this.
01:25:20 Now you're talking like an agent.
01:25:22 No, pictures, everything. This is it. I'm telling you, this is it.
01:25:25 All right, all right. I'll see you later, okay?
01:25:27 Okay, at the party, all right? Yeah.
01:25:29 Hi.
01:25:33 Lisa, you're gonna join us at the party, right?
01:25:35 See you, star.
01:25:37 No, wait, I have to, uh...
01:25:56 Okay.
01:25:58 (crickets chirping)
01:26:02 (crickets chirping)
01:26:28 (car horn honking)
01:26:31 (phone ringing)
01:26:44 (soft music playing)
01:26:50 (soft music playing)
01:26:53 (phone ringing)
01:27:09 (phone ringing)
01:27:18 (soft music playing)
01:27:21 Mrs. Boyer?
01:27:33 Come on in, please.
01:27:35 You're not gonna find anything now.
01:27:37 I guess you're right.
01:27:39 Nobody's going anywhere tonight, believe me.
01:27:42 I'll buzz you if things change.
01:27:44 Thank you, George.
01:27:46 (siren wailing)
01:27:49 Hello.
01:28:15 God, you're soaking.
01:28:17 I had to walk the whole way. Couldn't get a cab.
01:28:20 Come in, come in, come in.
01:28:22 You know, I was a little surprised when you called.
01:28:33 I mean, after what happened in the park.
01:28:35 The funny thing is, I was gonna call you.
01:28:38 You were?
01:28:40 Yeah, I was gonna call you.
01:28:42 You were?
01:28:45 Yeah, um, I thought about everything,
01:28:48 and I decided that I was wrong.
01:28:51 I mean, it's the modern world, right?
01:28:54 And I'm a modern girl.
01:28:57 I feel just awful.
01:29:01 Do you have anything to drink?
01:29:03 You want some cocoa?
01:29:06 Cocoa? Okay.
01:29:10 (footsteps)
01:29:12 You know, that's what I like about you, Alex.
01:29:20 All the other guys are always trying to impress me
01:29:23 with how great they are or how sensitive they are.
01:29:26 But you, you're always trying to impress people
01:29:29 with how miserable you are.
01:29:31 No, I don't.
01:29:33 No, I mean, it works. It does.
01:29:36 You are insensitive, you don't care how anyone else feels,
01:29:40 but you always look so unhappy that...
01:29:43 well, it's just so cute.
01:29:46 So, that's why I was gonna call you.
01:29:59 I decided that I'd been too hung up on having a relationship.
01:30:04 Well, they'll kill you every time.
01:30:07 I want to be looser. I just want to have fun.
01:30:11 My wife tried to stab me today.
01:30:15 Well, that ought to tell you something.
01:30:18 So, listen.
01:30:23 Why don't you ask me again?
01:30:27 Ask you what?
01:30:31 You know, just ask me again.
01:30:35 I'll say yes.
01:30:39 And it'll just be our little secret.
01:30:45 (soft music)
01:30:57 (phone ringing)
01:31:00 Here we go.
01:31:09 I'll get it.
01:31:16 Oh! What? What? What?
01:31:19 (gunshots)
01:31:25 (gunshots)
01:31:28 (phone ringing)
01:31:35 Hello?
01:31:40 It's me. Is that you?
01:31:43 Of course it's me. Who do you think it is?
01:31:47 Well?
01:31:51 You up?
01:31:53 Yeah. I was just reading.
01:31:56 I called earlier. No answer.
01:32:00 Yeah, I went out.
01:32:02 In this weather?
01:32:04 Well, I didn't get very far.
01:32:08 You think I'll be able to get across town?
01:32:17 I don't know.
01:32:20 I'd be surprised.
01:32:23 I could try.
01:32:27 You could?
01:32:31 Okay. Bye.
01:32:38 (soft music)
01:32:44 (car door opening)
01:33:12 Taxi!
01:33:14 52 Gramercy Park, please.
01:33:27 (soft music)
01:33:30 (soft music)
01:33:33 (soft music)
01:33:37 (soft music)
01:33:40 (soft music)
01:33:44 (soft music)
01:33:47 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:33:50 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:33:54 [MUSIC PLAYING]
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01:34:01 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:34:27 [MUSIC PLAYING]
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01:34:49 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:34:54 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:34:59 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:35:03 Have you ever been away with me right now?
01:35:13 Are you ever coming back with me right now?
01:35:21 Take me to Spain, and here is where we'll kiss again.
01:35:24 Far out to sea, but here is where I want to be.
01:35:28 Tease me in your arms, so just go where we go to get closer
01:35:32 to near than far.
01:35:35 Closer to near than far.
01:35:39 I keep running, looking for a place I hope,
01:35:43 I hope I don't find.
01:35:46 You keep running, looking for someone I know.
01:35:50 I know you won't find, but I'm almost here.
01:35:57 Almost here.
01:36:00 Almost always closer to near than far.
01:36:06 Have you ever been with me?
01:36:18 Are you coming back with me?
01:36:26 I keep running, looking for a place I hope,
01:36:30 I hope I don't find.
01:36:33 You keep running, looking for someone I know.
01:36:37 I know you won't find, but I'm almost here.
01:36:44 Almost here.
01:36:47 Almost always closer to near than far.
01:36:55 [MUSIC ENDS]
01:36:58 [BLANK_AUDIO]