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We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together - Full Episoe Full Movie

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00:00:00 [bell ringing]

00:00:02 [indistinct chatter]

00:00:05 ♪

00:00:11 - Today, I got divorced

00:00:13 by my husband, Iden Valentino.

00:00:16 We've been married for three years,

00:00:19 but as fate would have it,

00:00:21 he doesn't even know what I look like.

00:00:24 - Miss Lisa Sampson, I'm here on Mr. Iden Valentino's behalf.

00:00:27 Your three-year marriage contract with him

00:00:29 has come to an end.

00:00:30 These are your divorce papers.

00:00:32 You may keep this mansion

00:00:34 as well as the $2 million you previously borrowed.

00:00:36 Please sign.

00:00:38 ♪

00:00:43 - Couldn't be bothered to show up to the wedding,

00:00:44 and now he can't show up to what is divorce either.

00:00:47 - Unfortunately, Mr. Valentino

00:00:49 has business in France at the moment.

00:00:51 - [laughs] Right.

00:00:52 You mean frolicking about with his piece of shit

00:00:53 little girlfriend, Patricia Brown?

00:00:55 ♪

00:01:02 - Thank you.

00:01:04 - Um...

00:01:06 ♪

00:01:10 I'm sorry. This was just--

00:01:12 If you could, um, just pass a long final message to him,

00:01:16 you know, for me.

00:01:17 - Sure.

00:01:18 - Could you--could you just tell him?

00:01:21 Like, in this exact wording.

00:01:24 - Okay.

00:01:25 - He was so disappointing as a husband,

00:01:26 I'd have been better off marrying a goldfish.

00:01:28 [bubbling]

00:01:30 ♪

00:01:31 Got that?

00:01:33 - Goldfish.

00:01:34 You got it.

00:01:35 - [clears throat]

00:01:36 ♪

00:01:40 - We're here.

00:01:41 ♪

00:01:43 [bell rings]

00:01:44 [crowd cheering]

00:01:45 ♪

00:01:54 - Today, I got divorced

00:01:57 by my husband, Iden Valentino.

00:02:00 We've been married for three years,

00:02:02 but if fate would have it,

00:02:04 he doesn't even know what I look like.

00:02:06 [horse whinnies]

00:02:07 - Miss Lisa Sampson, I'm here on Mr. Iden Valentino's behalf.

00:02:11 Your three-year marriage contract with him

00:02:12 has come to an end.

00:02:13 These are your divorce papers.

00:02:16 You may keep this mansion

00:02:17 as well as the $2 million you previously borrowed.

00:02:20 Please sign.

00:02:22 ♪

00:02:26 - Couldn't be bothered to show up to the wedding,

00:02:28 and now he can't show up to what?

00:02:29 His divorce, either.

00:02:30 - Unfortunately, Mr. Valentino

00:02:32 has business in France at the moment.

00:02:34 - [laughs] Right.

00:02:35 You mean frolicking about with his piece of shit

00:02:37 little girlfriend, Patricia Brown?

00:02:39 ♪

00:02:46 - Thank you.

00:02:47 - Um...

00:02:48 ♪

00:02:53 I'm sorry.

00:02:54 This was just--

00:02:56 if you could, um, just pass along a final message to him,

00:02:59 you know, for me.

00:03:00 - Sure.

00:03:01 - Could you--could you just tell him?

00:03:04 Like, in this exact wording.

00:03:07 - Okay.

00:03:08 - He was so disappointing as a husband,

00:03:10 I'd have been better off marrying a goldfish.

00:03:12 [bubbles popping]

00:03:13 [bubbles popping]

00:03:14 ♪

00:03:15 Got that?

00:03:16 - Goldfish.

00:03:17 - Got it.

00:03:18 - Mm-hmm.

00:03:19 ♪

00:03:23 - We're here.

00:03:24 ♪

00:03:26 We're here.

00:03:28 - You can't let loose, Lisa.

00:03:30 Plenty of fish in the sea.

00:03:31 ♪

00:03:37 - I don't know about this.

00:03:38 - Girl, don't be hung over that scumbag.

00:03:41 He never even gave a single damn about you.

00:03:44 - I'm still hopelessly in love.

00:03:47 But today, I have to let go.

00:03:49 - Yeah.

00:03:50 You're right.

00:03:52 That arrogant asshole isn't worth it.

00:03:54 ♪

00:04:01 [dishes clinking]

00:04:04 - Thank you. - Thank you.

00:04:06 [both laugh]

00:04:08 - Someone spiked my drink with aphrodisiac.

00:04:11 ♪

00:04:14 - Ooh.

00:04:15 ♪

00:04:18 Smash, I found my target.

00:04:21 Have fun, okay?

00:04:22 I'll meet up with you later.

00:04:23 - Wait.

00:04:24 ♪

00:04:27 - Bye. - No!

00:04:29 Molly, wait.

00:04:30 ♪

00:04:34 [coughs]

00:04:37 Oh, sorry.

00:04:39 Mm, I'm sorry.

00:04:41 ♪

00:04:43 - Are you okay?

00:04:44 - Yeah, I think somebody

00:04:45 might have actually drug my drink.

00:04:46 - Oh! - Ah.

00:04:48 ♪

00:04:53 ♪

00:04:55 - Aiden Valentino, my ex-husband.

00:04:58 ♪

00:05:02 Aiden Valentino, my ex-husband.

00:05:05 ♪

00:05:08 - Whole family's bankrupt.

00:05:10 Brothers across seas chasing down some chick.

00:05:13 How the hell you plan on paying us all that debt

00:05:15 your dad owes us?

00:05:16 - I think the only way she can repay us

00:05:18 is by breaking her bones.

00:05:20 - That's not so bad.

00:05:22 - Hey!

00:05:23 Get away from her.

00:05:25 ♪

00:05:31 Mind your business,

00:05:32 unless you want your ribs broken too.

00:05:35 - Let's go. Let's go.

00:05:38 - [grunts]

00:05:40 - [grunts]

00:05:42 And that's how it feels to get your rib broken too!

00:05:45 Are you okay?

00:05:46 - Thank you.

00:05:47 - Yeah, of course.

00:05:48 - What's your name?

00:05:49 - Aiden.

00:05:50 - Thank you, Aiden.

00:05:51 - Don't mention it.

00:05:53 ♪

00:06:01 - I've had a crush on you for five years

00:06:04 and married for three.

00:06:06 ♪

00:06:07 My husband.

00:06:09 You don't even know who I am.

00:06:12 ♪

00:06:14 [upbeat music]

00:06:17 ♪

00:06:24 - [grunts]

00:06:25 ♪

00:06:33 ♪

00:06:43 ♪

00:06:53 ♪

00:07:00 ♪

00:07:06 - Maybe this can be our departing gift.

00:07:08 ♪

00:07:10 Then it's goodbye forever.

00:07:12 ♪

00:07:14 [cell phone buzzing]

00:07:20 [cell phone buzzing]

00:07:22 [cell phone buzzing]

00:07:24 [cell phone buzzing]

00:07:26 [cell phone buzzing]

00:07:28 [cell phone buzzing]

00:07:30 [cell phone buzzing]

00:07:31 - Wonderful. The mistress calls.

00:07:33 ♪

00:07:39 - Hello?

00:07:40 - Who are you?

00:07:41 - Aiden Valentino is still asleep.

00:07:43 Who is this?

00:07:44 - Why do you have my boyfriend's phone?

00:07:46 ♪

00:07:48 - Boyfriend?

00:07:49 He was my husband until yesterday.

00:07:52 - Aiden's been calling me "babe" and "battle knight,"

00:07:55 so who do you think I am?

00:07:57 - Like, Aiden would never. Who is this?

00:08:00 ♪

00:08:05 - You're...

00:08:07 pretty...

00:08:09 average.

00:08:11 - Payback for not showing up for the divorce.

00:08:14 ♪

00:08:21 - That is for cheating on me.

00:08:25 Scumbag ex-husband.

00:08:28 ♪

00:08:32 - Can I help you?

00:08:33 ♪

00:08:39 - Do you--do you want this?

00:08:40 I-I really don't want any more tickets.

00:08:42 I'll let it on eBay if you don't want it.

00:08:44 - Well, this looks almost brand new.

00:08:46 - Yeah.

00:08:47 - Wow. Thank you.

00:08:49 - Yeah.

00:08:50 ♪

00:08:52 [barking]

00:08:54 - Ha, there's a cute little puppy sticker.

00:08:57 Thanks.

00:08:58 ♪

00:09:02 ♪

00:09:05 [clears throat]

00:09:06 ♪

00:09:11 - Just average.

00:09:13 Just average.

00:09:15 ♪

00:09:21 - [sighs]

00:09:22 ♪

00:09:23 - Where are any of my clothes?

00:09:26 - Jake, I need a new phone.

00:09:28 - Yes, sir.

00:09:29 - Find out who spiked my drink.

00:09:30 - Yes, sir.

00:09:31 - And more importantly,

00:09:32 you need to find out the woman

00:09:34 who was in my room last night.

00:09:36 - Will do, sir.

00:09:37 - Yeah.

00:09:38 - Also, today is your first day

00:09:39 as CEO of a new company that is acquired.

00:09:41 - Okay, start heading out.

00:09:42 - Ah, right.

00:09:43 - By the way, as per the agreement three years ago,

00:09:45 Attorney Jones has filed the divorce papers

00:09:46 for you and your ex-wife.

00:09:47 - Oh.

00:09:48 Did she say anything?

00:09:49 - Um, the missus said, um...

00:09:52 "You are such a disappointment as a husband

00:09:54 that I'd rather marry a goldfish."

00:09:56 - Rude.

00:09:57 ♪

00:09:59 - Apologies.

00:10:00 - Her words, not mine, sir.

00:10:02 ♪

00:10:03 - Like the girl from last night.

00:10:05 [distant car engine]

00:10:07 ♪

00:10:13 [tires screech]

00:10:14 ♪

00:10:22 - Chop, chop, okay, the new CEO's about to arrive.

00:10:27 Let's make sure everything looks neat and orderly.

00:10:30 - [sighs]

00:10:32 Stupid ex-husband, making me late.

00:10:35 - And sore.

00:10:36 - You were never late.

00:10:38 Had a party in last night?

00:10:39 - No.

00:10:41 Well, that's not my style.

00:10:43 - I heard the new CEO just came back from Europe,

00:10:46 and he's drooling hot and ultra-rich.

00:10:49 Whoever marry him would be so damn lucky.

00:10:52 You think he interested in one of us?

00:10:54 - Okay, don't be delusional.

00:10:56 He's probably old and bald.

00:10:57 - Oh, you're right.

00:10:58 What are you two babbling about?

00:11:00 Okay, the CEO's about to be here.

00:11:02 We need to go.

00:11:03 - Oh, dear.

00:11:04 - Oh, my God, what's happening?

00:11:05 Get up, go, go, go, go!

00:11:07 Everybody look sharp.

00:11:08 Thank you.

00:11:09 [indistinct chatter]

00:11:11 [upbeat music]

00:11:14 ♪

00:11:24 Okay, smile, all right, smile, smile.

00:11:28 Thank you.

00:11:30 ♪

00:11:37 Oh, my God, this is so embarrassing.

00:11:54 [clears throat]

00:11:58 ♪

00:12:04 Please don't tell me he recognizes me from last night.

00:12:07 ♪

00:12:10 - It is important to maintain a professional image.

00:12:14 Next time this happens,

00:12:16 don't bother coming to New York.

00:12:18 ♪

00:12:22 - Okay, he doesn't recognize my face,

00:12:25 but not even my name?

00:12:27 What are you doing?

00:12:29 Did he even read the divorce papers he sent me?

00:12:32 Wait, but that means I can keep this job

00:12:34 if he doesn't realize it's me, right?

00:12:36 - Your hair smells kind of nice.

00:12:39 Reminds me of the girl last night.

00:12:42 Um, let her know that I'd like her to be my secretary, please.

00:12:45 Thank you.

00:12:47 - Mr. Valentino has chosen you to be his secretary.

00:12:54 - What?

00:12:56 I-I'm an engineer.

00:12:59 I'm an engineer.

00:13:01 [all arguing]

00:13:04 - Shh!

00:13:06 Mr. Valentino,

00:13:08 this will be your new office for the time.

00:13:10 - Oh.

00:13:12 Okay.

00:13:14 - I'm still not quite sure that I understand, sir.

00:13:19 Why have an engineer be your secretary?

00:13:22 - Are you telling me how to do my job?

00:13:25 - No.

00:13:27 I'm just curious.

00:13:29 Ms. Brown was saying that she couldn't reach you on the phone,

00:13:32 so she's requested that you pick her up tomorrow.

00:13:34 - [gasps]

00:13:36 [grunts]

00:13:38 [pop music]

00:13:53 - Coffee or tea?

00:13:55 - Coffee.

00:13:57 - I'll get that right away.

00:14:02 - Oh, and next time, knock.

00:14:05 It's basic etiquette.

00:14:07 - Of course.

00:14:09 - Your Majesty.

00:14:11 - Ugh! Have you lost your goddamn mind?!

00:14:22 [door creaks]

00:14:24 - You said coffee?

00:14:30 - Coffee, please. - Yeah.

00:14:32 Sorry. I'll go get the coffee.

00:14:35 - She wants my attention.

00:14:39 - I was gonna walk in there,

00:14:44 and I was gonna say, "I quit,"

00:14:46 and then I was going to slap him...

00:14:50 and then...

00:14:52 [knock on door]

00:14:54 - Ms. Sampson, the boss wants to see you.

00:14:57 - Okay.

00:14:59 For coffee, sir?

00:15:02 - Oh! Ah! Ah! Jeez!

00:15:05 [grunts]

00:15:07 Okay. All right.

00:15:09 [both grunt]

00:15:11 Oh, that's the...

00:15:13 - Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

00:15:15 - Lisa Sampson, what are you doing? What are you doing?

00:15:17 - Do you need something from me, sir?

00:15:19 - Yes, I need you.

00:15:21 I need you to go shopping

00:15:23 to get a gift that serves as an apology.

00:15:26 Can you do that?

00:15:28 - Must be for Patricia Brown,

00:15:30 for that call I intercepted last night.

00:15:32 - God.

00:15:34 - Scumbag. - What?

00:15:39 - Uh, I'm just-- I'm celebrating

00:15:43 because an overly competent engineer,

00:15:46 such as myself,

00:15:48 am more than qualified

00:15:51 to tackle such a daunting task

00:15:54 of picking out gifts.

00:15:57 - Have we met before?

00:16:00 Have we met before?

00:16:02 - We slept together too, dummy.

00:16:04 - I don't think so.

00:16:06 I'm gonna go get your gifts now.

00:16:08 - Thank you.

00:16:10 Oh, God, this is hot.

00:16:15 [exhales]

00:16:17 Jake, an ice pack, ASAP.

00:16:21 And another coffee.

00:16:24 - What is this?

00:16:30 - Looks like a piece of shit, sir.

00:16:32 I think it is intentional.

00:16:34 - Lisa.

00:16:39 - Yes?

00:16:41 - Do you have a problem with me?

00:16:44 - What?

00:16:46 What are you talking about?

00:16:47 - Because you just landed a giant turd on my desk.

00:16:50 - Oh.

00:16:52 Okay, see, I'm an engineer,

00:16:55 so all I had was parchment paper.

00:16:58 - You're just trying to get my attention, aren't you?

00:17:04 - Don't misunderstand me.

00:17:05 I simply thought that brown paper

00:17:07 would match Miss Brown's essence.

00:17:09 - And whoever said this is for Patricia Brown,

00:17:13 it's actually for...

00:17:16 What's up?

00:17:17 - How many mistresses do you have?

00:17:19 - Ex-wife's name, Jake.

00:17:21 - He's buying gifts for me?

00:17:23 He's never gotten me anything

00:17:25 in the three years we've been married.

00:17:27 Maybe he does have a heart.

00:17:30 - Oh.

00:17:32 Your ex-wife is also named Lisa Samson.

00:17:35 - You share the same name as my ex-wife.

00:17:37 - I'm literally her, dumbass.

00:17:40 - Huh.

00:17:42 Jake, can you get her my ex-wife's address

00:17:46 so she can send this to her?

00:17:48 - Jesus fucking Christ.

00:17:52 I know where I live.

00:17:54 I'll find the address.

00:17:56 - Hmm, she wants to play.

00:18:02 And I shall indulge her.

00:18:05 - No, he literally did not remember

00:18:09 his own ex-wife's name.

00:18:11 - Forget his ass.

00:18:12 You had fun last night, didn't you?

00:18:14 Why don't we go again?

00:18:16 - No, I, um, I've got a headache.

00:18:18 And I don't want to drink.

00:18:20 - Go ahead.

00:18:21 - I don't, yeah, I don't want to drink.

00:18:23 Yeah, hey, hey, can I play that?

00:18:25 - Yeah.

00:18:26 - So, why don't you go to a business dinner

00:18:28 and drink with us tonight?

00:18:30 - Uh, tonight, I can't.

00:18:34 I have, um, got plans,

00:18:36 and I'm not drinking anyway, so...

00:18:38 - Perfect.

00:18:39 - You can be our designated driver then.

00:18:41 - Um, no.

00:18:46 - Cheers.

00:18:51 - Why won't she drink up?

00:19:00 This is disrespectful to our culture.

00:19:02 How am I supposed to do business

00:19:03 with you people like this?

00:19:07 - Ask me nicely, and maybe I'll save you.

00:19:10 - Shirt face.

00:19:12 How about this?

00:19:16 I ordered the oyster soup just for you.

00:19:19 It's wonderful for your...

00:19:22 health.

00:19:24 I'm sure that your wife will be

00:19:27 very excited about it later tonight.

00:19:31 [phone chimes]

00:19:33 [laughter]

00:19:41 - Hmm, slick, but gross.

00:19:44 - Hmm, maybe you should be my secretary instead.

00:19:48 - [coughing]

00:19:51 - What are you doing?

00:19:52 - It's pad thai.

00:19:54 It's got peanuts.

00:19:56 - You know about the boss's peanut allergy?

00:19:59 And how the hell would you know that?

00:20:01 - Mr. Valentino is the hottest guy in town,

00:20:04 so you know all the girls in the office

00:20:06 have been talking about it.

00:20:08 - I knew it.

00:20:09 She's interested in me.

00:20:11 - Please be mindful of social boundaries, Miss Epson.

00:20:15 - Says the one who hires his ex-wife

00:20:17 to be his secretary.

00:20:19 - Yeah, excuse me, just a minute.

00:20:21 [phone buzzes]

00:20:25 - Excuse me.

00:20:29 [indistinct chatter]

00:20:31 - She's a good secretary.

00:20:34 I still don't understand why you wanted me

00:20:36 to prank her for you.

00:20:37 - Because she pranked me earlier,

00:20:38 so I want to prank her now.

00:20:39 - So she has a sense of humor.

00:20:41 Don't be so mean to her.

00:20:43 I was your college roommate for four years,

00:20:45 and even I didn't know about your peanut allergy.

00:20:48 I was your college roommate for four years,

00:20:51 and even I didn't know about your peanut allergy.

00:20:56 - Excuse me, where are you going?

00:20:58 - You're my driver.

00:21:01 - Mm.

00:21:03 - Oops.

00:21:07 I better go check on my restaurant.

00:21:10 Your next meal's on me.

00:21:13 - Your grandfather called.

00:21:18 - Mm.

00:21:19 - He's asking for you and Mrs. Valentino

00:21:20 to come back and have dinner with him

00:21:21 now that you're back in the country.

00:21:22 - He doesn't know that we're divorced?

00:21:26 - Your grandfather's health has declined.

00:21:28 Your ex-wife probably didn't want to disappoint him.

00:21:30 After all, it is her who's been taking care of him

00:21:32 all these years.

00:21:34 - She wouldn't have even gotten that marriage contract

00:21:38 from my grandpa if she didn't have allegedly run into him

00:21:41 to save him from an asthma,

00:21:42 not to mention the $2 million she got out of it.

00:21:45 So why wouldn't she be sucking up to him?

00:21:47 It's all for her own benefit.

00:21:49 - Well, someone has to be nice to your grandpa, Iden.

00:21:55 [door creaks]

00:21:57 - Come on.

00:21:58 Let it out.

00:22:00 - I should have just let him die!

00:22:01 Just eat his peanuts and die from his allergy,

00:22:04 and then rip up his $2 million check

00:22:06 and just throw it on top of his grave.

00:22:09 - Are you really gonna hide the fact that you're his ex-wife?

00:22:11 - What else am I supposed to do?

00:22:14 I waited for three years.

00:22:16 And for what?

00:22:18 Some pitiful divorce gifts,

00:22:19 which I had to buy and wrap myself?

00:22:23 I should just give it up.

00:22:24 - But you've been in love with him for so long,

00:22:26 and you gave up so much for him.

00:22:29 - Samson, Mr. Valentino is not happy

00:22:39 with your lack of goodbyes tonight.

00:22:41 He wishes to get an explanation tomorrow.

00:22:45 - He's insane! I'm quitting!

00:22:47 - Yeah, yeah.

00:22:52 - [screaming]

00:22:55 - The one and only!

00:22:57 You're my role model!

00:22:59 Can you please let me go?

00:23:01 [screaming]

00:23:04 The one and only!

00:23:06 You're my role model!

00:23:08 Can you please let me go?

00:23:10 [screaming]

00:23:13 Thank you!

00:23:14 Thank you so much!

00:23:16 [screaming]

00:23:17 - He's earned his modeling career sky high

00:23:19 thanks to your help.

00:23:20 - She broke her leg four years ago,

00:23:21 and I thought I'd give her a little something else.

00:23:24 - Yeah, take this.

00:23:29 - Thank you.

00:23:30 I didn't think you were so much of a big man, though.

00:23:34 - Please be mindful of social boundaries, Patricia.

00:23:38 - Okay, well, I tried to call you two days ago,

00:23:41 and some random woman picked up.

00:23:43 Who was she?

00:23:45 - S-sorry, a puppy ran out from under the car,

00:23:50 sir.

00:23:52 - Was it okay?

00:23:53 - Yeah, it's fine.

00:23:54 It got out of the way in time.

00:23:56 - Ew.

00:23:57 - What?

00:23:58 What's going on?

00:23:59 - Look at my knee.

00:24:00 It's hurting.

00:24:01 - Hey, Jake, we might need to go to the hospital for this.

00:24:03 - No, no, no, no, no.

00:24:04 You don't need to go to the hospital.

00:24:06 I mean, it's too far gone,

00:24:07 and I'm just reminded of all the pain.

00:24:09 - Mm-hmm.

00:24:10 - But if you spend some time with me,

00:24:14 you'll feel better.

00:24:17 - Get in the car.

00:24:20 - Mom.

00:24:22 - Letter of resignation.

00:24:25 - So, Steven's covering for Anna while she's away.

00:24:28 I moved your 11 a.m. to 12,

00:24:29 and then lastly, the board emailed today.

00:24:31 They said as soon as you make sure everything is in order here,

00:24:33 they want to transfer you to their new start in three months.

00:24:36 - He's only gonna be here for three months?

00:24:38 That means I don't have to resign.

00:24:41 - What is that?

00:24:43 Your apology for leaving me at the restaurant last night?

00:24:46 - Mm-hmm.

00:24:48 - Okay.

00:24:50 - It's--it's--it's--

00:24:53 - Okay, you can--

00:24:54 - [gasps]

00:24:55 - ♪ I know you're feeling laid back ♪

00:24:56 ♪ But it's getting late ♪

00:24:57 ♪ Last call is on me ♪

00:24:58 - You're always falling.

00:25:00 You know falling for me will have severe consequences?

00:25:03 - Actually, I broke my knee a few years ago,

00:25:09 um, saving an ungrateful idiot.

00:25:11 - Mm-hmm.

00:25:12 - And, uh, I have 20/20 vision.

00:25:15 - And what is that supposed to mean?

00:25:16 - She's calling you ugly, sir.

00:25:18 And she's trying to say that she's not blind.

00:25:21 - [sighs]

00:25:23 ♪ ♪

00:25:27 - Looks like the break-in boldened her.

00:25:30 - She's special.

00:25:31 - If he thinks he can bully me into submission,

00:25:33 he's got another thing coming.

00:25:36 - Oh, and get me a file on Lisa Sampson.

00:25:39 - Wait for secretary, sir.

00:25:41 - Secretary. Duh!

00:25:43 [cell phone buzzing]

00:25:46 - Hello.

00:25:48 - Hey.

00:25:49 - Grandpa wants us over for dinner tonight.

00:25:51 - A family dinner tonight.

00:25:54 - Okay.

00:26:00 - I can't keep this secret forever.

00:26:07 - [laughs] I cannot do it.

00:26:09 - [sighs]

00:26:10 There are other jobs in the world.

00:26:11 I'll lose this one and find another.

00:26:13 [knocking]

00:26:16 - Grandpa Valentino?

00:26:18 - Olga said you weren't feeling well.

00:26:20 - Oh, ow, ow.

00:26:23 I must've hurt something.

00:26:24 - Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit. Here.

00:26:26 - I'll be all right.

00:26:27 You know, the doctor said it would be healthy

00:26:31 for me to have some distractions.

00:26:33 Some great-grandchildren, perhaps?

00:26:37 Then I could run around chasing after them.

00:26:41 - Mm-hmm.

00:26:42 - Doctor says it's good exercise, Lisa.

00:26:45 - [laughs]

00:26:46 How about some tea?

00:26:48 - That would be lovely.

00:26:49 - Okay.

00:26:51 - Wait.

00:26:52 Where's Aydin?

00:26:54 - Um...

00:27:00 Aydin and I...

00:27:02 Sir, I'm sorry.

00:27:04 - Oh, no, no, no.

00:27:06 - Sir, Mr. Valentino Jr.'s car

00:27:09 has arrived in the driveway.

00:27:11 - Well, finally.

00:27:13 Let's go get him, my dear.

00:27:15 - Okay.

00:27:17 [soft music]

00:27:22 ♪ ♪

00:27:25 - Sir, Mr. Aydin is a bit busy at the moment,

00:27:31 so he told me to bring you this new pet first.

00:27:33 - I get to live another day.

00:27:35 Yes!

00:27:37 [upbeat music]

00:27:40 ♪ ♪

00:27:42 - Tell me, where is he?

00:27:44 - He's, um--he's helping Miss Brown

00:27:46 with her physical therapy.

00:27:47 - Ugh.

00:27:48 Brown knows you bitch again.

00:27:50 - Ah, that boy.

00:27:53 Have a goldfish.

00:27:56 - I guess I did swap him out for a goldfish.

00:27:59 - Ah.

00:28:04 - Oh, gosh.

00:28:06 ♪ ♪

00:28:08 - [grunts]

00:28:10 - Oh, Aydin, can you open my leg?

00:28:12 - Yeah, yes.

00:28:13 - I need to really stretch my glute.

00:28:15 Wider? - Yeah.

00:28:17 - Open it. More.

00:28:18 - It's open. - More.

00:28:20 - Okay.

00:28:22 - [grunts]

00:28:24 ♪ ♪

00:28:26 - [grunts]

00:28:28 ♪ ♪

00:28:30 - Um, excuse me, sir,

00:28:32 but your grandfather insists that you join him.

00:28:34 - Okay, yes, I think I should go.

00:28:35 - Why? What are you doing?

00:28:36 I thought you wanted nothing to do

00:28:37 with your scheming ex-wife.

00:28:39 - Hey, Grandpa.

00:28:45 How are you?

00:28:46 Um, I think I'd just come in and check up on you.

00:28:48 What are you--

00:28:49 - Oh, you remember I exist, do you?

00:28:52 You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

00:28:55 Well, you missed Lisa.

00:28:57 She just left.

00:28:58 Even the tea is still warm.

00:29:00 You'd rather fly around the world

00:29:02 with that dang mistress of yours

00:29:04 and spare one glass at your wife.

00:29:06 - Grandpa, it's not like that between me and Patricia.

00:29:08 - Don't you mention her name in this house.

00:29:10 Go explain to your wife.

00:29:12 - Actually, there's something that--

00:29:14 - What? - I said--

00:29:16 - Do you have any idea

00:29:18 how she's been taking care of this family

00:29:20 this entire time?

00:29:22 She takes me to all my doctor visits.

00:29:24 Even this tea.

00:29:26 She makes the blend all herself.

00:29:29 - Okay.

00:29:31 Okay.

00:29:33 This tea isn't bad.

00:29:39 - You could be drinking this every day.

00:29:44 - Grandpa, it's average, okay?

00:29:46 Did you at least like the goldfish that I brought you?

00:29:49 - Gave it to Lisa already.

00:29:51 You can't bribe me with pets.

00:29:53 - Okay.

00:29:54 - I want a human great-grandchild.

00:29:56 Now go home,

00:29:58 and don't you come back unless you bring Lisa with you.

00:30:01 - Okay, Grandpa.

00:30:03 - Hey, where you going with my tea?

00:30:10 - It's not bad.

00:30:12 - Hey, girl, what's wrong?

00:30:15 - Is your dad still a veterinarian,

00:30:16 and do you know how to take care of the goldfish?

00:30:18 - Yes and no.

00:30:19 But, girl, you got a goldfish?

00:30:21 - I got a goldfish.

00:30:22 - Is it a girl or a boy?

00:30:24 [clears throat]

00:30:25 All the tea today?

00:30:28 [upbeat music]

00:30:30 - Order up. One piping hot tea.

00:30:32 - I don't know if the diminished brain capacity

00:30:34 is from all the hair gel absorbing into his scalp

00:30:36 or from fumigating himself every day with body spray,

00:30:38 but either way, you look like a feral dog,

00:30:40 and you smell like one too.

00:30:41 How's that for tea?

00:30:43 - Make sure it's hot!

00:30:45 - What? Not enough work for you to do?

00:30:50 Got enough time to chit-chat

00:30:51 with one of your guide co-workers?

00:30:53 - You know, I don't think I'm actually very good

00:30:55 at this whole secretary thing, so maybe I should--

00:30:57 - Oh, don't cut yourself short.

00:30:59 You make a nice cup of coffee.

00:31:01 [upbeat music]

00:31:04 Oh, and not a bad cup of tea either.

00:31:07 It tastes just like the tea from last night.

00:31:10 [upbeat music]

00:31:13 So, tell me, what did you put in it?

00:31:17 - It's just a--an herb blend.

00:31:19 - Mm.

00:31:20 - I didn't realize you liked tea so much.

00:31:24 [upbeat music]

00:31:25 - I did?

00:31:26 - For sure I didn't know you were supposed to be here.

00:31:29 [upbeat music]

00:31:32 - First time seeing the mistress in person.

00:31:35 [scoffs]

00:31:36 She's pretty.

00:31:38 But stupid and mean.

00:31:39 - I have to go shopping. Why don't you come with?

00:31:42 - Mm. I'm a bit busy today.

00:31:44 Here, why don't you take the car, Lisa?

00:31:47 Take her shopping. Thank you.

00:31:49 [upbeat music]

00:31:51 [scoffs]

00:31:52 - You two have fun.

00:31:54 - Men like them stupid, don't they?

00:31:56 [upbeat music]

00:31:59 ♪ ♪

00:32:04 - Take a photo of me holding this,

00:32:06 and then we can just throw it out after.

00:32:09 [upbeat music]

00:32:10 [camera shutter clicking]

00:32:13 ♪ ♪

00:32:14 Did you just roll your eyes at me?

00:32:17 ♪ ♪

00:32:18 [scoffs]

00:32:19 - I can tell you want Aiden.

00:32:22 He sent you here to serve me.

00:32:25 I can spot a gold digger from a mile away.

00:32:27 - Is that because you spend so much time

00:32:28 looking at yourself in the mirror?

00:32:30 - I'm gonna swat away all the flies surrounding Aiden.

00:32:33 ♪ ♪

00:32:35 Flies flying turtles.

00:32:37 - Are you calling him a piece of shit?

00:32:38 'Cause I'd be happy to pass on that message.

00:32:41 ♪ ♪

00:32:42 - Hey, what is going on?

00:32:43 - [yelps]

00:32:44 She hit me.

00:32:47 I love technology.

00:32:49 Uh, she hit me, actually.

00:32:51 The security cameras never lie.

00:32:53 ♪ ♪

00:32:58 Anyway...

00:33:00 As if I haven't watched enough real short shows

00:33:02 to know how to deal with bitches like you.

00:33:05 - Did you hit her?

00:33:06 - No!

00:33:07 She's lying.

00:33:09 - Thank God that shithead ex-husband

00:33:11 didn't take the house and the hot tub with it.

00:33:14 ♪ ♪

00:33:16 - Mm.

00:33:18 ♪ ♪

00:33:20 - I can relax after a long day.

00:33:24 ♪ ♪

00:33:27 [phone buzzing]

00:33:30 - [sighs]

00:33:31 - What is it, shithead ex-husband?

00:33:33 - Wait, what did you just call me?

00:33:35 - Well, uh, Mr. Valentino,

00:33:37 what's--what's up?

00:33:39 - Look, I'm a bit drunk,

00:33:40 so I'm gonna need you to come pick me up

00:33:43 at, uh, the Seventh Heaven bar.

00:33:46 - What? - Yeah.

00:33:47 - Wait, Seventh Heaven? No way I'm going.

00:33:51 - [grunts]

00:33:53 Should've told him to go to hell.

00:33:55 [grunts]

00:33:56 ♪ ♪

00:34:02 - Hey.

00:34:04 You're cute.

00:34:06 - You wanna dance?

00:34:08 - [clears throat]

00:34:09 - You're drunk.

00:34:10 How about I take you home?

00:34:12 - No, Lisa's coming to pick me up.

00:34:14 - Oh, I don't think Lisa's coming anywhere.

00:34:17 - Hey, can you get up?

00:34:18 - Hey, ever heard of first-come, first-served, ugly Betty?

00:34:21 If he's not coming home with me,

00:34:22 he's definitely not coming home with you.

00:34:25 - Okay.

00:34:26 - [laughs]

00:34:27 Um, you know what?

00:34:29 Let's bet on it.

00:34:30 If he comes home with me, you pay his tab.

00:34:32 But if he goes home with you, I'll pay yours.

00:34:35 - Deal.

00:34:36 Should've checked the mirror before leaving the house,

00:34:38 loser.

00:34:39 - Great.

00:34:40 ♪ ♪

00:34:42 - Mm.

00:34:44 - You wanna come home with me?

00:34:46 ♪ ♪

00:34:48 - Uh, that--that sounds good.

00:34:51 - What, is he blind?

00:34:53 I'm clearly the hot one.

00:34:55 - Okay.

00:34:56 - Okay.

00:34:57 - [grunts]

00:34:58 - Ooh.

00:34:59 Thanks for picking up the tab.

00:35:01 ♪ ♪

00:35:03 - Good? - Mm-hmm.

00:35:04 - Why don't you call Jake?

00:35:06 Or...

00:35:07 Miss Poopypants?

00:35:09 - [chuckles]

00:35:10 What, are you jealous?

00:35:11 - My God.

00:35:13 How can he be this hot?

00:35:15 - Mr. Valentino.

00:35:16 Mrs. Valentino?

00:35:18 - Please sign.

00:35:20 ♪ ♪

00:35:22 - Oh, sorry.

00:35:23 Former Mrs. Valentino.

00:35:25 ♪ ♪

00:35:31 - Oh!

00:35:32 I get it.

00:35:34 Sorry for interrupting.

00:35:36 Carry on.

00:35:37 ♪ ♪

00:35:39 All right, you guys.

00:35:41 Only start stating her after the divorce.

00:35:44 Hey.

00:35:46 No money for us lawyers.

00:35:48 ♪ ♪

00:35:51 - So?

00:35:54 Mrs. Valentino.

00:35:57 - Okay, um...

00:35:59 ♪ ♪

00:36:02 I admit it.

00:36:05 I'm...

00:36:06 your ex-wife.

00:36:08 ♪ ♪

00:36:11 - [clears throat]

00:36:14 - Oh, okay, okay.

00:36:16 - Oh.

00:36:18 [coughs]

00:36:20 Just kidding, I'm good.

00:36:22 ♪ ♪

00:36:24 - Okay.

00:36:26 ♪ ♪

00:36:33 - Oh.

00:36:38 That's nice.

00:36:40 ♪ ♪

00:36:43 - You look the same as you did five years ago.

00:36:46 I bet you think I skimmed my way into this marriage.

00:36:49 ♪ ♪

00:36:54 When I found out that your grandfather

00:36:56 wanted me to marry you,

00:36:58 I was so excited I couldn't sleep.

00:37:02 Whatever.

00:37:04 - Wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:37:06 Your house--your house smells so nice.

00:37:09 But not as nice as Lisa Sampson's tea.

00:37:13 [chuckles]

00:37:15 - Hmm.

00:37:17 - But why, why does she always yell at me?

00:37:21 - I don't yell at you!

00:37:23 - Well, then tell me,

00:37:25 why do you play so hard to get?

00:37:28 ♪ ♪

00:37:33 - Oh, my God.

00:37:35 I'm so confused.

00:37:37 ♪ ♪

00:37:39 - Okay, you were drunk, and now you're drunk.

00:37:43 Are you messing with me, Ida and Valentino?

00:37:46 - Lisa Sampson!

00:37:48 - [gasps]

00:37:49 - Hey, look, don't be like all those gold diggers

00:37:52 on the TV dramas that are just trying

00:37:54 to sleep their way to the top.

00:37:56 It's...

00:37:58 Sorry, are you okay?

00:38:00 - Don't assume the worst of me.

00:38:02 Is money all that you care about?

00:38:04 No, I should have left you at the club.

00:38:06 Don't call me after 5 p.m.

00:38:08 ♪ ♪

00:38:10 - Shit.

00:38:12 I fucked up.

00:38:14 ♪ ♪

00:38:18 - Got files for you.

00:38:20 - Hey, I got your favorite pastry.

00:38:22 - They are quarterly budget reports

00:38:24 from the finance department.

00:38:25 They need your signature immediately.

00:38:28 - Okay, I just want to talk a little bit to you about last night.

00:38:30 - This is urgent.

00:38:32 ♪ ♪

00:38:38 - Close your shoulder.

00:38:40 - Mr. Valentino, I found the mystery woman

00:38:43 that you spent the night with at the resort.

00:38:45 - What?

00:38:49 ♪ ♪

00:38:51 - No, I mean, all I can see is silhouettes here, Jake.

00:38:54 How am I gonna see who it actually is?

00:38:56 - [sighs]

00:38:58 Thank God it's just a silhouette.

00:39:00 - It may just be a silhouette,

00:39:02 but I have a feeling that she'll come up very soon

00:39:04 with a positive pregnancy test asking Mr. Valentino

00:39:06 to pay child support.

00:39:08 - Stop with the overreactive imagination.

00:39:10 Take it back, Jake.

00:39:11 - No way am I pregnant.

00:39:13 - Samson, you're back.

00:39:16 - What?

00:39:18 - Your back and the back of your hair look identical

00:39:20 to the woman in this video.

00:39:21 - Identical's a strong word, don't we think?

00:39:24 - Jake, I need a moment alone with Lisa.

00:39:26 ♪ ♪

00:39:28 - He can't prove anything if I just deny it.

00:39:31 ♪ ♪

00:39:33 - Take off your blazer. - What?

00:39:36 - You heard me. Take off the blazer.

00:39:39 ♪ ♪

00:39:40 - That--that's an HR violation, actually.

00:39:43 - Well, if that was you in the security camera,

00:39:44 I can go to HR.

00:39:46 - Take off the blazer. - Stop, stop.

00:39:48 - Lisa, ignore him. - What's the problem?

00:39:50 The blazer. We take off the blazer.

00:39:52 Take off the--oh! - I'm not taking it, Biden!

00:39:54 What's going on here?

00:39:56 You're trying to steal my boyfriend.

00:39:58 - Hey, that's enough, Patricia.

00:40:00 - Jesus. - I--we're going on our date, right?

00:40:03 - Great, I'm gonna leave. - And you're coming with us.

00:40:05 - What?

00:40:08 I can't.

00:40:09 I've--I've got a fish to feed at home,

00:40:12 and I don't want it to go belly up, so I--

00:40:14 - You think you're the only one who thinks

00:40:16 you're the damn goldfish more important than me?

00:40:18 Your boss.

00:40:20 - The goldfish was gifted to me by a very special man, so...

00:40:25 - Well, you're on the clock.

00:40:27 So it's either your job or the goldfish.

00:40:30 - Biden, you don't need a third wheeler.

00:40:32 - Patricia.

00:40:34 - Fine. I'll go.

00:40:37 But that's over time.

00:40:39 So you're gonna pay.

00:40:41 ♪ ♪

00:40:44 - Oh, my God, Aydan.

00:40:45 Did you see that new film my guest starred in?

00:40:47 Okay, there's this character, an evil queen,

00:40:49 and she reminds me so much of your sleazy ex-wife.

00:40:55 - Thank you, my friend. - Of course.

00:40:57 On the house. - [clears throat]

00:40:58 - Cheers.

00:41:00 ♪ ♪

00:41:05 - [gasps] Oh, no.

00:41:07 Looks like I got you all wet.

00:41:09 I guess you gotta go home and change.

00:41:11 [laughs]

00:41:12 Bathroom!

00:41:14 [clears throat]

00:41:15 Sorry.

00:41:16 Scheming queen coming through.

00:41:18 ♪ ♪

00:41:21 Anyway, the production was, eh.

00:41:23 My coverage, eh.

00:41:25 They really should have put a higher budget.

00:41:27 I just, like, I'm really confused.

00:41:28 Like, clearly didn't know what she was doing.

00:41:30 They didn't give me enough bronzer.

00:41:32 I just--whatever, but you know me, I'm like--

00:41:34 ♪ ♪

00:41:37 - [chuckles]

00:41:39 Don't think your dumb tricks will win over Aiden.

00:41:42 - And who are you to tell me this?

00:41:44 His mistress?

00:41:45 - He loves me.

00:41:47 - [laughs]

00:41:48 - [yells]

00:41:49 ♪ ♪

00:41:55 - What are you gonna do, hit me?

00:41:57 - [yells]

00:41:58 - Bingo.

00:41:59 ♪ ♪

00:42:01 You asked for it.

00:42:02 Mistresses get slapped.

00:42:04 - Hey, and what is with all the noise?

00:42:06 - Aiden, she slapped me.

00:42:08 - And why would you do that?

00:42:09 - Because I'm a super-duper evil,

00:42:13 conniving, and scheming little bitch.

00:42:16 - I don't think I can't fire you.

00:42:18 - Yes, fire her.

00:42:20 You can't.

00:42:21 Because I am firing you.

00:42:23 From my life.

00:42:24 - You can't do that.

00:42:26 - I just did.

00:42:27 ♪ ♪

00:42:30 - No--hey, if I was you, I would take that back.

00:42:33 - You can't do that.

00:42:35 - I just did.

00:42:37 - You--

00:42:38 Hey, if I was you, I would take that back.

00:42:42 - Aiden, my leg.

00:42:44 It's hurting again.

00:42:45 - Did she just fire you?

00:42:48 She just fired me.

00:42:49 - Wait.

00:42:51 ♪ ♪

00:42:58 - Lisa, can you please bring me in here a tea?

00:43:02 ♪ ♪

00:43:09 - Mm, mm.

00:43:10 [coughs]

00:43:11 Oh, my God, this tea sucks.

00:43:12 What is this?

00:43:13 - Simpson left, sir.

00:43:14 Remember?

00:43:17 Do you want a new one?

00:43:19 Or do you want a coffee instead?

00:43:20 - No, no.

00:43:21 I don't want--take that away.

00:43:25 - Yes, sir.

00:43:27 [spits]

00:43:29 [slurps]

00:43:32 - Oh, God.

00:43:35 [clears throat]

00:43:37 Boss doesn't like your glands.

00:43:40 - Do you know how many different combinations

00:43:41 of tea leaves, tempeters, and techniques

00:43:42 the former secretary tested and formulated

00:43:44 just for Mr. Valentino's palate?

00:43:46 - Yeah, that's true.

00:43:48 Ever since the new CEO arrived,

00:43:49 all she would do is carry tea leaves.

00:43:52 Prepared to make any combination

00:43:53 any time his little heart desired.

00:43:56 - Such a thoughtful secretary.

00:43:59 And such big shoes to fill.

00:44:00 How are we ever gonna find a replacement?

00:44:03 - Spill the tea.

00:44:04 Does she give flowers when I'm trying to seduce the boss?

00:44:08 - Was that pun intended or unintended?

00:44:12 - Careful not to get farther.

00:44:15 - Unintended, right?

00:44:17 - I thought so.

00:44:20 [clears throat]

00:44:22 [scoffs]

00:44:24 - She's always so cold to me on the surface,

00:44:26 but deep down,

00:44:28 she actually really cares about me.

00:44:32 - What's this?

00:44:35 - Your ex-wife ordered a ball gown.

00:44:37 The shop owners send both items here by mistake,

00:44:39 so I'll make sure this gets sent back to her address.

00:44:42 - Okay.

00:44:43 - I would put your suit in the executive closet,

00:44:45 but, uh, Samson still has the key.

00:44:48 - Just hire her back.

00:44:50 I mean, I don't get it.

00:44:52 When you fire somebody, they take the key.

00:44:54 That makes no sense.

00:44:55 - I thought she was the one that fired you.

00:44:58 - Be glad I don't have a cat.

00:45:06 Otherwise, this fish would already be dead.

00:45:10 LOL.

00:45:11 - Is this the goldfish that she got?

00:45:14 Whoever got that for her is lame.

00:45:18 - Oh.

00:45:20 It's a cute puppy.

00:45:23 I like puppies too.

00:45:25 - Going out tonight.

00:45:27 Time to find a cute daddy for my puppy.

00:45:31 - Who are you going out with?

00:45:36 No, it's...

00:45:38 [sighs]

00:45:39 It's probably best just to be nice.

00:45:40 Let me just...

00:45:45 Cute puppy.

00:45:48 Period.

00:45:51 Yeah, that's fine.

00:45:52 What?

00:45:58 Oh, what?

00:46:00 Are this hard-to-get strategies?

00:46:02 Is this going too far, Lisa?

00:46:04 Jeez, Jake, what are you doing?

00:46:07 - Why does it seem like you're more interested in getting her attention

00:46:10 than it is the other way around?

00:46:12 - How long have you been standing there?

00:46:15 It's time for the event, sir.

00:46:18 [dramatic music]

00:46:21 ♪ ♪

00:46:28 [indistinct chatter]

00:46:31 ♪ ♪

00:46:55 - Your ex-wife ordered a ball gown.

00:46:58 - My schemey ex-wife is here.

00:47:00 She better not say anything bad about me.

00:47:02 - Oh, these appetizers look good.

00:47:05 - Mm-hmm.

00:47:06 - You!

00:47:13 What are you doing here?

00:47:15 - It's none of your beeswax.

00:47:18 - Oh.

00:47:19 - I don't work for you anymore.

00:47:21 - And you made me drop my appetizer.

00:47:25 - Who are you here to meet?

00:47:27 Throwing this much skin, trying to look so appetizing,

00:47:31 fishing for a new husband?

00:47:33 - I'm definitely not fishing for you.

00:47:36 - You are always so difficult.

00:47:38 - Am I?

00:47:39 - You're Mrs. Valentino.

00:47:41 I'm Nicole.

00:47:45 I'm the nurse at the hospital.

00:47:46 - Mrs. Valentino?

00:47:49 Oh!

00:47:51 - What-- - Oh.

00:47:54 Oh, my mistake.

00:47:57 Excuse me.

00:47:58 - Yeah, it's fine.

00:48:00 - Did I get the wrong person?

00:48:06 I see her at the hospital all the time

00:48:09 with Mr. Valentino Sr.

00:48:11 - This is the file you wanted on Lisa Samson.

00:48:14 - Mm-hmm.

00:48:17 - The secretary.

00:48:19 I-I haven't looked at it.

00:48:20 I find it a bit, um, creepy to hire a private investigator

00:48:23 to look into your co-workers.

00:48:24 - What? She's married.

00:48:25 - I heard she just got divorced.

00:48:26 - Is that why she's so hot and cold with me?

00:48:29 She's not ready for a new relationship?

00:48:32 - Mr. and Mrs. Valentino.

00:48:35 - Your ex-wife ordered a ball gown.

00:48:37 - Looks like we need to pay my ex-wife a visit.

00:48:40 Let's go.

00:48:41 - Sir.

00:48:43 [upbeat music]

00:48:46 ♪ ♪

00:48:53 - This is the house you left your ex-wife

00:48:56 after the divorce, sir.

00:48:58 - Oh.

00:48:59 [dog barking]

00:49:02 - Tam, you literally shit where you eat.

00:49:05 Just like him.

00:49:06 Surrounds himself with that piece of brown turd model.

00:49:09 [dog barking]

00:49:10 - But--but you're a good boy.

00:49:12 Can't say a thing about that drunk face.

00:49:15 - She's talking about you, sir.

00:49:17 - Oh, that's way too rude.

00:49:18 - I thought you were here to see your ex-wife, sir.

00:49:21 - That's not her.

00:49:22 - Then who are you here to see?

00:49:24 - I can't tell whether I'm happy or disappointed

00:49:27 it's not that Lisa.

00:49:29 - Let's go.

00:49:38 [upbeat music]

00:49:41 ♪ ♪

00:49:48 - Is he here to see me?

00:49:57 - You're back.

00:50:05 I just walked your dog.

00:50:07 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm.

00:50:09 - Can you believe that I ran into my shithead ex twice

00:50:13 in one night?

00:50:15 - I don't understand why you just can't admit to him

00:50:19 that you're his ex-wife.

00:50:21 He is the one that owes you an apology.

00:50:23 - Okay, you're right, but I just...

00:50:26 I don't know, I thought it would be a clean break.

00:50:30 Now...

00:50:32 I mean, he's always got his poopy pants hanging around.

00:50:35 - That's true, but he's a two-timing scumbag.

00:50:39 And we don't bother with scumbags.

00:50:41 Scumbags don't live in our head rent-free.

00:50:43 - You're right. - Yeah.

00:50:45 - Okay, cheers to that. - Yeah.

00:50:47 - Hey, now I'm back on the market.

00:50:50 - Yes, you are.

00:50:52 [both laugh]

00:50:54 [whistling music]

00:50:57 ♪ ♪

00:51:05 [phone ringing]

00:51:07 - What do you want? - Samson?

00:51:09 Mr. Valentino would like to kindly invite you back

00:51:12 to be his secretary.

00:51:14 [phone beeps]

00:51:16 - You gonna call her? - Almost there, sir.

00:51:18 - Okay, keep him waiting.

00:51:20 - Samson?

00:51:22 Mr. Valentino would like to kindly invite you back

00:51:24 to be his secretary.

00:51:26 - [screams]

00:51:28 - Samson, are you all right?

00:51:30 [phone beeps]

00:51:32 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:51:34 Give me the phone, give me the phone.

00:51:36 Lisa, Lisa, hey, can you hear me? Talk to me.

00:51:38 - Uh, Mr. Valentino,

00:51:40 a girl who has self-respect doesn't do tasty faxies.

00:51:43 So, bye!

00:51:45 - No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:51:47 Lisa, what if I were to tell you

00:51:49 I can give you your own independent project?

00:51:52 In exchange, you come back and work for me,

00:51:55 secretary, for a month.

00:51:57 - Is he serious? It would take years

00:51:59 to get my own project as an engineer.

00:52:01 - So how does that sound?

00:52:03 Oh, and not to mention, it'll be good for your career

00:52:05 and the pay raise.

00:52:07 - Maybe I can finally give back

00:52:09 the $2 million check and call it even.

00:52:12 All right, deal. - [chuckles]

00:52:14 Well, hold on, hold on, I thought you said no taxies-faxies

00:52:16 a moment ago. - Yeah, but there's a condition.

00:52:18 You know, if I don't feel like I'm being taken advantage of,

00:52:21 then it's open for discussion.

00:52:23 - Well, all right, then. I will see you tomorrow.

00:52:26 - See you tomorrow.

00:52:28 - [clears throat]

00:52:30 [soft music]

00:52:33 ♪ ♪

00:52:35 - Your tea. - Welcome back, Lisa.

00:52:39 So, tell me,

00:52:42 did you block me?

00:52:44 ♪ ♪

00:52:46 Hmm?

00:52:48 - [laughs] No. - Mm.

00:52:50 - No, definitely, definitely not block you.

00:52:53 - Did you know that you get extra loud

00:52:55 and animated when you lie?

00:52:57 - Did he hire me back just to torment me?

00:53:00 - Sir, we found out who drugged you.

00:53:03 - Who was it? - Frank Dunst,

00:53:05 CEO of your rival company.

00:53:07 - Looks like we need to pay him a visit, then.

00:53:09 You're coming with me. Let's go.

00:53:11 - [snorts]

00:53:13 ♪ ♪

00:53:19 - Frank Dunst, the CEO of a rival company,

00:53:21 should be right inside.

00:53:23 - Why are we back here again?

00:53:25 ♪ ♪

00:53:28 - Does he know that I'm the woman he spent the night with?

00:53:31 Bathroom!

00:53:33 ♪ ♪

00:53:37 - Let's go.

00:53:39 - [laughs]

00:53:42 Oh, my.

00:53:45 Aiden Valentino.

00:53:48 - [chuckles]

00:53:50 - What can I do for you, Nick?

00:53:53 ♪ ♪

00:53:57 - Is that one of your goons?

00:53:59 Did he drug me on his own, or was it by your order?

00:54:02 ♪ ♪

00:54:08 - [sighs]

00:54:10 Oh, hello, pretty.

00:54:12 [tense music]

00:54:15 ♪ ♪

00:54:17 - Can I be frank?

00:54:19 - [chuckles]

00:54:21 - I would love that, right?

00:54:23 - Hello, pretty.

00:54:26 Well, you got some nice rooms on the floor above us.

00:54:29 How about I give you a tour you won't forget?

00:54:31 - [laughs] Respectfully, no.

00:54:33 - [laughs]

00:54:35 Did I mention that I own this place?

00:54:37 - Oh, really?

00:54:39 - Mm. - Oh, well, in that case...

00:54:42 ♪ ♪

00:54:49 - [grunts]

00:54:51 - You're gonna regret this!

00:54:53 ♪ ♪

00:54:55 I'll show you real pain.

00:54:57 I'll show you real pain.

00:54:59 - Hey!

00:55:00 - [grunts]

00:55:02 - [grunts]

00:55:04 - Are you okay?

00:55:06 - [grunts]

00:55:08 Don't you know who I am?

00:55:10 Frank Dunst is my brother-in-law, you idiot!

00:55:13 - Hey!

00:55:15 - [grunts] - If I recall correctly,

00:55:18 your wife is an only child.

00:55:20 And it's so heir to the Maple Fortress.

00:55:23 - So how do you suddenly have a brother-in-law?

00:55:25 And he doesn't look like part of the Maple family at all.

00:55:27 Are you cheating on your wife with his sister, sir?

00:55:31 - What do you want, Iden?

00:55:33 - Hmm.

00:55:35 The North Point Project.

00:55:38 I'm interested in this.

00:55:40 The North Point Project.

00:55:42 I'm interested in that.

00:55:44 - A hundred-billion-dollar project.

00:55:46 - That's right.

00:55:48 - [sighs]

00:55:50 All right.

00:55:51 I will withdraw my bid for it.

00:55:54 - And I also want an apology to my secretary now.

00:55:58 - I'm sorry.

00:56:01 And I apologize on behalf of this--

00:56:04 - [grunts] - Idiot!

00:56:05 - My subordinates are all highly competent.

00:56:07 Unlike you, who are just a bunch of idiots.

00:56:10 My subordinates are all highly competent.

00:56:12 Unlike yours.

00:56:13 That's why I, as their superior, protect them.

00:56:16 [grunts]

00:56:19 Let's go.

00:56:21 ♪ ♪

00:56:26 - I, um...

00:56:28 [sighs]

00:56:30 I want to thank you for saving me.

00:56:33 And, um...

00:56:36 would you have done the same if it were a different girl?

00:56:39 - Nobody bullies you except for me.

00:56:42 - No one's allowed to bully me except you?

00:56:45 I'm sorry, what kind of sadistic line is that?

00:56:48 - Are you talking shit about me inside of your head again?

00:56:52 - No.

00:56:53 No, no!

00:56:54 I'm--I'm not!

00:56:57 [water rushing]

00:56:59 [soft music]

00:57:02 ♪ ♪

00:57:07 - Do you dance?

00:57:08 - Oh, um...

00:57:09 [laughs]

00:57:10 No, um, not anymore.

00:57:12 I mean, not--just not anymore.

00:57:14 ♪ ♪

00:57:18 - A gift.

00:57:21 From the company, not from me.

00:57:24 ♪ ♪

00:57:26 [soft music]

00:57:29 - You really don't remember me anymore?

00:57:32 ♪ ♪

00:57:34 - I don't.

00:57:36 ♪ ♪

00:57:38 - Oh, he's so ugly.

00:57:40 - I don't have anything left to do, do you?

00:57:43 ♪ ♪

00:57:48 [screams]

00:57:50 - Oh, no!

00:57:51 - Are you okay?

00:57:53 - Uh, I can't see.

00:57:55 I can't see.

00:57:57 [screams]

00:57:59 - My leg!

00:58:00 - Shit!

00:58:01 - Oh, my leg!

00:58:02 - You too!

00:58:03 - Call the police!

00:58:04 - Call the police! - Call the police!

00:58:06 - Mr. Valentino!

00:58:07 - We have to get you to safety.

00:58:08 - One second.

00:58:09 [groaning]

00:58:10 Here.

00:58:11 This is my family heirloom.

00:58:13 Come find me.

00:58:15 We really have to go.

00:58:16 [groaning]

00:58:18 [soft music]

00:58:21 ♪ ♪

00:58:26 [soft music]

00:58:27 [soft music]

00:58:28 ♪ ♪

00:58:31 [soft music]

00:58:34 ♪ ♪

00:58:37 - How do you know I like dogs?

00:58:40 - He pays attention to me.

00:58:42 ♪ ♪

00:58:47 - Ryan!

00:58:48 - Lisa!

00:58:49 - Hi.

00:58:50 - Hi.

00:58:53 Here, let me get this.

00:58:54 ♪ ♪

00:58:57 - This looks good.

00:58:59 - Good for tonight.

00:59:01 - Oh, okay.

00:59:03 I got his tickets to see Sponelike next weekend.

00:59:06 - What?

00:59:07 ♪ ♪

00:59:12 - I left him at the office.

00:59:14 ♪ ♪

00:59:21 - I knew you wanted to go out with me.

00:59:23 ♪ ♪

00:59:27 - Wait, Lisa.

00:59:29 Why aren't you with the Valentinos

00:59:30 for the holidays this year?

00:59:31 - Because that jerk-faced ex-husband

00:59:33 didn't want to see me at all.

00:59:34 - Has that Iden Valentino been mean to you?

00:59:36 - No.

00:59:37 No, it's--it's great.

00:59:39 I mean, his grandpa loves me, okay?

00:59:42 And, like, he got me a designer purse.

00:59:44 - If it wasn't for my evil ex-girlfriend

00:59:46 who blackmailed me for $2 million,

00:59:47 she wouldn't have had to agree to the marriage contract anyway.

00:59:50 It's all my fault.

00:59:51 - No, it's not.

00:59:52 Hey, it's okay.

00:59:55 Ryan, it's not your fault.

00:59:58 ♪ ♪

01:00:02 Why do you have a picture of Patricia Brown

01:00:04 on your dartboard?

01:00:05 - Is that what this criminal calls herself now?

01:00:09 You know, she's hiding from her crimes.

01:00:11 - She's the ex-girlfriend who blackmailed you?

01:00:13 She's the ex-girlfriend who blackmailed you?

01:00:15 That's why we owe $2 million?

01:00:17 - Lisa, don't get caught up in this anymore, okay?

01:00:19 Just--just live your happy married life.

01:00:22 That's all I want for you.

01:00:24 You've already done too much for me.

01:00:27 [cell phone buzzing]

01:00:30 - Grandpa Valentino's in the hospital.

01:00:36 I have to go.

01:00:38 - Will you be back for dinner?

01:00:39 - I don't know.

01:00:40 [beeping]

01:00:43 Thankfully, Olga got to Grandpa in time.

01:00:51 Iden Valentino, even if he doesn't want to see me,

01:00:54 he should still see his grandfather for the holidays.

01:00:57 [beeping]

01:00:59 ♪ ♪

01:01:03 - [scoffs]

01:01:05 What the hell are you doing here?

01:01:08 - He was with her again?

01:01:10 ♪ ♪

01:01:13 - You're like a leech, huh?

01:01:15 Can't get rid of you.

01:01:17 - I haven't even started with you

01:01:19 about ruining my brother's life.

01:01:21 - What, I didn't slap you hard enough last time

01:01:23 so you came back for more?

01:01:25 - [screams]

01:01:27 - Name your price.

01:01:29 How much to get you away from Iden?

01:01:32 How much for you to leave Iden alone?

01:01:34 - $1 million.

01:01:36 - I'll pay you $1 million to leave Iden alone.

01:01:39 That should be plenty for a peasant like you.

01:01:41 - Is that how much Iden Valentino is worth to you?

01:01:44 What a joke.

01:01:45 - $5 million.

01:01:47 - [scoffs]

01:01:49 $5 trillion.

01:01:51 Couldn't buy my love for Iden Valentino.

01:01:53 What do you know about Iden anyway?

01:01:55 He's allergic to peanuts.

01:01:57 He loves seafood and his evening runs.

01:02:00 Everyone thinks he's a cold, calculated businessman,

01:02:02 but he actually has a lot of soft spots, including puppies.

01:02:05 He's a dog person like me,

01:02:07 and if he sees a dog on his evening runs,

01:02:09 he will stop just so that he can play with it.

01:02:12 I will seduce Iden from you.

01:02:14 ♪ ♪

01:02:16 He's mine.

01:02:18 - Yeah!

01:02:20 - Iden.

01:02:22 - [clears throat]

01:02:24 - Awkward.

01:02:26 [applause]

01:02:28 - What a confession, Lisa.

01:02:30 I didn't know you feel that way about me.

01:02:32 ♪ ♪

01:02:34 - Okay.

01:02:35 - Mrs. Valentino.

01:02:37 Oh, I mean, actually, what do I call you?

01:02:41 I'm Nicole.

01:02:43 I'm the nurse at the hospital.

01:02:45 - Lisa.

01:02:46 Lisa's totally fine.

01:02:48 - Oh, yeah, okay. - Thank you.

01:02:50 - I hope everything's okay.

01:02:51 - Yeah, yeah, no, sorry.

01:02:53 I'm just a little tired.

01:02:54 - Oh, it's good to see you again.

01:02:56 - Yo, you too.

01:02:57 You look great in your scrubs.

01:02:59 - [laughs]

01:03:00 - Hi, baby. Hi.

01:03:03 - Grandpa.

01:03:05 [beeping]

01:03:07 - How you doing?

01:03:09 ♪ ♪

01:03:12 - Hi. Yeah.

01:03:14 Remember Lisa Sampson?

01:03:17 How about some sweet revenge?

01:03:19 ♪ ♪

01:03:23 [dramatic music]

01:03:26 ♪ ♪

01:03:31 - Oh.

01:03:32 - Jake, can you get Lisa in here? Thank you.

01:03:35 - You called for me?

01:03:37 - Shh.

01:03:38 ♪ ♪

01:03:40 - My God.

01:03:41 How can he be this hot?

01:03:44 - Can you please tie this tie for me?

01:03:46 - I--I don't know how to tie a tie, actually,

01:03:50 so you should have Jake help you out with that.

01:03:53 - Mm, well, you are already in here,

01:03:55 so why don't you give it a shot?

01:03:58 - Fine.

01:04:00 ♪ ♪

01:04:01 [sighs]

01:04:02 Lisa.

01:04:04 Lisa, Lisa.

01:04:06 ♪ ♪

01:04:09 [squeaks]

01:04:10 - You're not too good at this, are you?

01:04:12 - Mm.

01:04:13 - Guess you have no one else to practice on.

01:04:15 - Well, do you have a lot of girls who tie your tie for you?

01:04:18 - No.

01:04:20 You're actually the first.

01:04:22 ♪ ♪

01:04:24 - I've got--I've got work to do, so, you know.

01:04:27 - Why were you at the hospital last night?

01:04:29 ♪ ♪

01:04:31 - I go for physical therapy sometimes.

01:04:35 - You have an injury?

01:04:37 - That's why I don't dance anymore.

01:04:39 ♪ ♪

01:04:41 - No reaction.

01:04:42 He really doesn't care.

01:04:44 - I wasn't stalking you, by the way.

01:04:46 - Mm-hmm. Sure.

01:04:48 - I mean it.

01:04:49 Like, all the stuff I said at the hospital,

01:04:51 that was just--just nonsense, you know?

01:04:54 I only said it 'cause your little girlfriend

01:04:58 was accusing me of trying to seduce you,

01:05:01 so I just--I just wanted to piss her off.

01:05:04 - Mm-hmm. So you didn't mean anything that you said?

01:05:08 - No.

01:05:10 No, of course not. I'm a professional.

01:05:13 - Yeah. Professional indeed.

01:05:16 I knew it.

01:05:18 ♪ ♪

01:05:21 - Thank you. Yeah, um...

01:05:23 I'm mindful of social boundaries.

01:05:26 - Right.

01:05:28 That'll be all, Miss Hampton.

01:05:31 - Yeah, I've got--I've got work to do.

01:05:34 ♪ ♪

01:05:35 - [scoffs]

01:05:38 - Sorry, Samson, but the boss said these need to be done

01:05:40 by tomorrow morning.

01:05:41 He says, um...

01:05:44 if she loves working so much,

01:05:45 then I'll give her twice the work.

01:05:47 She'll be thanking me.

01:05:49 ♪ ♪

01:05:53 - Twice the work.

01:05:55 ♪ ♪

01:05:57 Does he know I have a real job?

01:06:00 I'm only his secretary,

01:06:02 and he's already torturing me this much?

01:06:05 Imagine what he would do

01:06:07 if he found out I was his despised ex-wife.

01:06:10 ♪ ♪

01:06:15 ♪ ♪

01:06:16 - Mr. Valentino?

01:06:18 ♪ ♪

01:06:21 Mr. Valentino?

01:06:24 I'm here with those files that you asked for.

01:06:27 Holy shit, this place is nice.

01:06:30 - Nice time.

01:06:31 ♪ ♪

01:06:36 - You done touching?

01:06:38 - Yeah, uh, why--why are you naked?

01:06:41 Perv.

01:06:42 - [chuckles]

01:06:43 You break into my house,

01:06:44 and you start touching on my body,

01:06:46 and you call me a perv.

01:06:47 Interesting.

01:06:49 - You asked me to bring these files over to your house.

01:06:53 - No, I don't need those anymore.

01:06:55 - He just loves tormenting me.

01:06:58 - But now that you're here,

01:07:01 why don't you do me a favor and drink?

01:07:03 ♪ ♪

01:07:06 Cheers.

01:07:07 ♪ ♪

01:07:14 - That's okay.

01:07:21 I'm not really drinking right now anyway,

01:07:23 and, uh, I've--I've really overloaded with...

01:07:27 stuff for the rest of the night, so...

01:07:30 I'm just gonna leave the files here in case you need them,

01:07:33 and, um, yeah, I'll head back.

01:07:35 - Well, hold on, wait one second.

01:07:37 I mean, it's late. I'll give you a ride home.

01:07:40 - No, no, no, that's okay.

01:07:41 I have a ride arranged, so...

01:07:44 - Okay.

01:07:47 - See you later?

01:07:49 - See you.

01:07:51 - I bid you good eve.

01:07:53 - Sir.

01:07:55 - It's a pool. - It's a pool.

01:08:02 - Yeah, that was my next guess.

01:08:04 [door creaks]

01:08:06 [dog barking]

01:08:08 - [laughs]

01:08:11 Why do rich people always live in places without service?

01:08:19 - Okay, how am I supposed to get a fucking Uber right now?

01:08:22 [gasps]

01:08:24 [gasps]

01:08:27 - You.

01:08:30 What are you doing here?

01:08:32 [gasps]

01:08:40 - That's for trying to steal Aiden from me.

01:08:43 - And after tonight, he's never gonna wanna touch you again.

01:08:46 [gun cocks]

01:08:48 - I swear, calm up your face.

01:08:51 - [whimpers]

01:08:55 - This is my family heirloom. Come find me.

01:08:58 - Where did you get that necklace?

01:09:02 Where did you get that necklace?

01:09:06 - Oh, this?

01:09:07 This is a token of Aiden's love.

01:09:09 - Jealous?

01:09:11 You better enjoy your last few moments not being Scarface.

01:09:17 - Don't come near me.

01:09:19 I'm--I'm Aiden Valentino's wife.

01:09:21 You don't wanna mess with me. You don't wanna--

01:09:23 - Quit bluffing. You were just his secretary last week.

01:09:27 - [grunts]

01:09:29 - Don't. Don't.

01:09:33 - [screams]

01:09:34 - [laughs]

01:09:35 - No, no, no, no, no.

01:09:37 Don't. Don't.

01:09:39 - Hey!

01:09:41 Hey!

01:09:43 - [panting]

01:09:46 - You okay?

01:09:47 - What took you so long?

01:09:49 - Dump his body at the Maple residence.

01:09:52 Tell Charlotte Maple that her husband is cheating on her.

01:09:54 I'll see how Dunn's gonna afford his vermin

01:09:56 without his wife's money.

01:09:58 - And Patricia Brown, too.

01:10:00 - They--they kidnapped her, too?

01:10:01 - No, she was working with the men who hurt me.

01:10:03 - No, no, no, you must be imagining this.

01:10:05 We didn't see her when we came in here.

01:10:06 - I didn't.

01:10:07 - What? - Listen to me.

01:10:08 - Look, look, I know you guys are at odds,

01:10:10 but--but she wouldn't do this.

01:10:12 - Fine.

01:10:16 Thanks for saving me.

01:10:17 - Hey, hey, hey, hey.

01:10:19 Look, I'll take you back. Come on, I'll take you back.

01:10:21 - No, no. - Okay?

01:10:22 - Lisa!

01:10:23 - [panting]

01:10:26 - Lisa!

01:10:33 I'm sorry!

01:10:35 Please, I just wanna talk for a second.

01:10:37 Lisa, please!

01:10:39 Lisa!

01:10:43 [somber music]

01:10:46 ♪ ♪

01:10:53 [sobbing]

01:10:56 ♪ ♪

01:10:58 - Ryan.

01:11:01 Four years ago, I borrowed my necklace.

01:11:04 Patricia Brown stole it.

01:11:06 - She ransacked the house.

01:11:08 It must have been her.

01:11:10 I'm sorry, sis. Everything is my fault.

01:11:12 Is this necklace important to you?

01:11:14 Can--can I get you another one?

01:11:16 ♪ ♪

01:11:25 - I thought you said you're not drinking anymore.

01:11:40 And you finished a whole bottle yourself?

01:11:43 What's going on?

01:11:45 - I got kidnapped.

01:11:48 - So that piece of crap Brown

01:11:53 took your necklace to pose as you,

01:11:55 your husband's actual savior?

01:11:58 - No, get this. She's also the one who framed Ryan

01:12:00 for her hit-and-run,

01:12:01 and that's why we owe the $2 million.

01:12:04 - That bitch.

01:12:05 She did everything to get closer to Aiden.

01:12:07 - Yeah.

01:12:08 - You've got to do something.

01:12:10 - Like what?

01:12:12 He believes her completely.

01:12:15 And if I had any evidence at all,

01:12:17 I wouldn't have had to sign the marriage contract.

01:12:20 She's got the necklace.

01:12:22 Like, I don't even think I can call him a scumbag anymore

01:12:25 'cause he thinks that she's me.

01:12:27 - Take your man back.

01:12:30 - Take my man back?

01:12:32 - Yeah.

01:12:33 [cell phone buzzing]

01:12:37 - It's Aiden.

01:12:39 - Oh.

01:12:40 - Hello?

01:12:43 This is the Irish Pub.

01:12:45 This lady is drunk.

01:12:47 Please come and pick her up as soon as possible.

01:12:50 - What was that?

01:12:53 Now what?

01:12:54 What are we gonna do?

01:12:55 - Well, now we're gonna go to the Irish Pub

01:12:57 and get you changed.

01:12:58 - We're gonna go to the Irish Pub?

01:13:00 - Uh-huh, yes, we are. Come on.

01:13:02 - There you go.

01:13:05 I have a couple.

01:13:07 There you go.

01:13:08 - You have the most cars in the world

01:13:11 than anybody else.

01:13:12 - There you go.

01:13:13 All righty.

01:13:15 Let's get this seatbelt on you.

01:13:17 Boom, okay.

01:13:18 [laughs]

01:13:19 All right.

01:13:21 Oh.

01:13:25 You actually look sweet when you're asleep.

01:13:27 Because when you're awake,

01:13:29 you're like a tiger always chewing me out.

01:13:32 [tiger growls]

01:13:33 Oh.

01:13:34 - I'm gonna eat you up.

01:13:36 - Yeah.

01:13:37 Yeah, we can get something to eat.

01:13:39 Hey, go on, just take a nap.

01:13:45 I'll drive.

01:13:46 Oh, uh, Lisa, where do you actually live?

01:13:55 Lisa.

01:13:59 Okay, I'll just take you back to my house.

01:14:03 [saxophone music]

01:14:06 Okay, there you go.

01:14:15 And I'm taking you to my place

01:14:17 just because, frankly, I don't know where you live.

01:14:20 And I'm not gonna do anything wrong.

01:14:22 Be mindful of social boundaries, Ida.

01:14:27 Don't do anything stupid.

01:14:28 She's under the influence.

01:14:30 I'm just gonna go.

01:14:31 Okay.

01:14:33 Wait, Lisa.

01:14:34 Please be mindful of social boundaries, okay?

01:14:39 Lisa, if you go any lower,

01:14:47 then I'm gonna have to cut your pay in half.

01:14:49 Lisa!

01:14:54 Oh!

01:14:55 If I knew that you were gonna be like this,

01:15:01 I would have left you to your own devices.

01:15:04 My, oh, my, Samson.

01:15:19 Did you two spend the night together?

01:15:22 Jake, where are my morning meeting notes?

01:15:24 Got 'em.

01:15:30 That's right, take your man back.

01:15:32 I made you coffee.

01:15:41 You know how I prefer tea now, right?

01:15:43 But this is my special coffee.

01:15:46 Okay.

01:15:48 Yeah, it's pretty good.

01:15:56 You've got, um, foam on your lips.

01:16:00 Well, why don't you...

01:16:04 Why don't you quit all the bells and whistles

01:16:12 and go make me a normal tea?

01:16:13 Jake liked my latte art.

01:16:18 Oh, you made Jake latte hearts?

01:16:21 Uh, no, his was a leaf.

01:16:23 Only you got the heart.

01:16:25 I made you lunch, too.

01:16:27 You made me lunch?

01:16:28 Mm-hmm.

01:16:29 So, do you need to take a break?

01:16:34 No time to break, Olga.

01:16:36 Patricia Brown says I was divorcing Lisa

01:16:38 to take up with a secretary.

01:16:40 I have to stop at all costs.

01:16:42 Onward, Olga, onward!

01:16:44 You haven't had a last year?

01:16:48 Got it.

01:16:50 But, uh, what if they're in a meeting?

01:16:53 Doesn't matter. Onward, Olga, onward!

01:16:56 That right there.

01:17:00 Grandpa.

01:17:04 Isn't that...

01:17:06 Don't mind me.

01:17:08 Come by to visit sometime for dinner.

01:17:10 Okay, Grandpa, will do.

01:17:12 Come on, Olga.

01:17:16 It seems like Grandpa likes you.

01:17:21 I see him at the hospital sometimes.

01:17:24 Mm.

01:17:25 You dare steal a kiss from me?

01:17:50 [♪♪♪]

01:17:52 Mr. Bouncy!

01:18:02 Jake, this better be very important,

01:18:10 or I'm cutting your pay in half.

01:18:11 What is it?

01:18:12 Miss Brown just called.

01:18:14 [♪♪♪]

01:18:16 Hey.

01:18:26 She needs you at the police station right now.

01:18:28 The police station?

01:18:30 Sorry you had to come get me like this, sis.

01:18:35 Why would you go stalking Patricia Brown?

01:18:37 You know that is a crime, Brian.

01:18:39 Why am I not surprised?

01:18:43 You two are siblings?

01:18:45 Trailer trash ass family.

01:18:47 You ruined my life.

01:18:48 Hey, Brian, stop. Don't.

01:18:50 Blame your own stupidity, not me.

01:18:53 Do you even know who I am?

01:18:55 What do you mean?

01:18:56 Do you know who you stole that necklace from four years ago?

01:18:58 What are you...

01:19:00 I don't know what you're talking about.

01:19:02 Hey! Hey, what is going on?

01:19:04 Aiden, they're harassing me!

01:19:06 She's dating Aiden Valentino now?

01:19:08 You know what? You know what?

01:19:10 Hey! Hey! Stop!

01:19:12 Don't hurt him.

01:19:14 I apologize on his behalf.

01:19:16 You're apologizing to me for him.

01:19:18 Never known you to back down on me before.

01:19:20 Why are you apologizing to him?

01:19:22 Do you want to end up back in there?

01:19:24 He's cheating on you.

01:19:26 Let's go.

01:19:28 Come on, Aiden, they're disgusting.

01:19:30 Aiden, I knew you'd save me from those trailer trash siblings.

01:19:34 Wait, what?

01:19:35 They're siblings.

01:19:37 Brian, I'm sorry.

01:19:40 Brian?

01:19:42 Oh my gosh, Brian, Lisa.

01:19:44 Yeah, they're both losers.

01:19:46 Wait.

01:19:50 Aiden! How am I supposed to get around?

01:19:52 Lisa, wait!

01:19:56 Wait!

01:19:58 Lisa!

01:20:00 Someone decided to go get into trouble.

01:20:09 (phone buzzing)

01:20:11 It's...

01:20:17 No, no.

01:20:19 Leave behind your cheating husband.

01:20:21 Miss Samson, for dishing work without cause,

01:20:26 I require an in-person explanation at my office.

01:20:28 Stat?

01:20:30 Yeah, he's got issues.

01:20:32 Divorce him already. Why are you still with him?

01:20:34 We're already divorced.

01:20:36 Oh, good.

01:20:38 If you were one of my woners in the first place,

01:20:40 you wouldn't have had to marry him.

01:20:42 It's not about that.

01:20:44 Now you're free, right?

01:20:46 So I can set you up on some blind dates.

01:20:48 Yeah, please don't.

01:20:50 Why not? Come on, everybody asks me about you.

01:20:52 Oh, I'm sure.

01:20:54 You're bound to meet one good one out of the bunch.

01:20:56 Brian.

01:20:58 Come on, please? For me?

01:21:00 For you?

01:21:02 For me?

01:21:04 Coming by later to check out some of the wiring in this room?

01:21:06 Yes, easily for a couple of units a week.

01:21:08 Budget reports from the past month from the finance department.

01:21:10 Thank you.

01:21:12 And, um, I would--

01:21:14 Is that a new skirt, Samson? You going on a date?

01:21:16 Later.

01:21:18 Excuse me.

01:21:20 Hi.

01:21:32 Queen's Ristorante. 7 p.m.

01:21:34 Can't wait.

01:21:36 You know, I'm so happy that Samson decided to go on this date.

01:21:42 You know, getting back on the dating scene.

01:21:44 It's kind of exciting.

01:21:46 Gosh, and she had that new skirt.

01:21:48 The way that she was talking with that guy on the phone,

01:21:50 she must have been pretty excited.

01:21:52 I need a table at Queen's Ristorante.

01:21:54 Because we are treating some friends to dinner tonight.

01:21:56 What friends?

01:22:02 I have friends.

01:22:04 Yeah, that's me.

01:22:10 Oh, great.

01:22:12 I look better in real life, though, huh?

01:22:14 So, Ms. Samson, I hear you are a divorcee,

01:22:16 which I think is very hot.

01:22:18 And, you know, I'll tell you,

01:22:20 if it wasn't for my aunt's next-door neighbor's

01:22:22 brother's cousin,

01:22:24 I would not be doing this blind date crap.

01:22:26 We don't have to do this again.

01:22:28 Ah, no, no, no.

01:22:30 Don't worry about it.

01:22:32 Don't play hard to get already.

01:22:34 Just, you know, relax. Enjoy your meal.

01:22:36 It's all good.

01:22:38 I will tell you,

01:22:40 I make $3,000 a month.

01:22:42 I can afford to get you a nice meal.

01:22:44 It's all good.

01:22:46 There's really no need.

01:22:48 Forget about it.

01:22:50 Listen, I have a very spacious,

01:22:52 300-square-foot studio apartment

01:22:54 that I lease

01:22:56 if you get my drift.

01:22:58 [sighs]

01:23:00 When we's a married,

01:23:02 you don't gotta worry about work or nothing.

01:23:04 I can give you an allowance,

01:23:06 like, I don't know, $200 a month,

01:23:08 something like that.

01:23:10 What do you think about that?

01:23:12 Yeah, I make six figures.

01:23:14 I'm an engineer.

01:23:16 We could go buy a Tesla

01:23:18 when we're done here, if you want.

01:23:20 Come on! You're joking with me.

01:23:22 Get out of here.

01:23:24 Oh, I'm really not.

01:23:26 Uh, listen, don't mess with me, lady.

01:23:28 Look, I know that you are

01:23:30 divorced, but you think you can do better

01:23:32 than me? Get out of here.

01:23:34 [laughs]

01:23:36 What the hell is this? We didn't order nothing?

01:23:38 What, are you trying to bum a meal off of me?

01:23:40 Mr. Sumshree.

01:23:42 Hello, Lisa.

01:23:44 I own half the restaurants on this side of town.

01:23:46 Mister,

01:23:48 the bill for this table has already been paid for

01:23:50 by Ida Valentino.

01:23:54 He says Miss Samson

01:23:56 deserves only the best.

01:23:58 [laughs]

01:24:00 What the hell kind of name is Ida?

01:24:02 Let me know if you find out.

01:24:04 Ha! Thanks!

01:24:06 Okay, fine. Then I'm gonna eat.

01:24:08 With Lisa gone, your bill

01:24:10 is $1,250.

01:24:12 Dude. What?

01:24:14 Real funny watching me get embarrassed

01:24:16 again, isn't it? Hey!

01:24:18 You and Mr. Sumshree again, huh?

01:24:20 You kiss me and you go on a date with me?

01:24:22 You and Mr. Sumshree again, huh? You kiss me and you go on a date

01:24:24 with another guy. How is that fair? What, and you're any

01:24:26 better? Patricia Brown feels like something

01:24:28 happens and so then you swoop in and immediately take

01:24:30 her side. So it's jealousy then.

01:24:32 I'm leaving. Okay. Hey!

01:24:34 You okay?

01:24:36 Look, there's nothing

01:24:40 between Patricia and I. It's only because she saved my life

01:24:42 four years ago. You can't hear this.

01:24:50 I'll make sure

01:24:52 everything matches code.

01:24:54 Oh, also, if you plan on remarrying Miss Samson,

01:24:56 you would need to make sure-- Wait, wait, hang on.

01:24:58 Remarrying?

01:25:00 Yeah, I saw you two together the other night.

01:25:02 The other night? I don't--

01:25:04 At 7-7.

01:25:06 Okay, those cookies you ordered.

01:25:08 Mrs. Valentino!

01:25:10 You hired

01:25:12 your ex-wife as your secretary?

01:25:14 My ex-wife?

01:25:16 Lisa, please tell me that this is just

01:25:18 another misunderstanding. No.

01:25:20 I am your ex-wife.

01:25:22 So I'm just the real joke here.

01:25:24 The fool, chasing you around,

01:25:26 running around, saving you.

01:25:28 Have you been playing me this whole time? No.

01:25:30 I mean, even the nurse called you

01:25:32 Miss Valentino. I even went to your house

01:25:34 and I saw another woman. Okay, if you had

01:25:36 cared about me even one tiny little

01:25:38 bit, you would have known what I looked like.

01:25:40 You didn't even know my name. So,

01:25:42 this is just revenge then? On who?

01:25:44 Myself? Lisa Samson.

01:25:46 I didn't-- Valentino!

01:25:48 Oh, okay, so I can't even have a coffee now?

01:25:52 I mean, how could she be my

01:25:58 skinny ex-wife?

01:26:00 What's wrong?

01:26:08 What's wrong?

01:26:10 What do you do every day, Jake? I ask for

01:26:12 a file on Lisa Samson. Where is it?

01:26:14 Wait for secretary, sir. You tell me!

01:26:16 I already gave it to you!

01:26:18 Not seeing anything in here.

01:26:20 It's right here.

01:26:22 Keep going.

01:26:24 Huh.

01:26:26 Paradise Villa Number 12.

01:26:28 That's the same address

01:26:30 as Lisa-- Shit. Shit.

01:26:32 I'm gonna kill you,

01:26:34 Jake!

01:26:36 You--

01:26:38 Just look on the bright side, sir.

01:26:40 Lisa Samson is at least not this skinny,

01:26:42 conniving gold digger that you described her as.

01:26:44 I've never described her as that!

01:26:46 But why did she need to hold back

01:26:48 for this entire time?

01:26:50 Perhaps she was looking for an opportunity to

01:26:52 uncover your dark secrets so that

01:26:54 she could extort you for more money!

01:26:56 Lisa isn't like that!

01:26:58 Okay.

01:27:00 She's a Russian spy.

01:27:02 That's gotta be it! Overactive

01:27:04 imagination again, Jake.

01:27:06 We've talked about that.

01:27:08 Sir, you never know.

01:27:10 We've only really known her for about a month.

01:27:12 I know my Lisa.

01:27:14 She's not like that.

01:27:16 I hate Lisa.

01:27:22 [clears throat]

01:27:24 Are those flowers for Lisa Samson?

01:27:28 Sure are.

01:27:30 Oh! What are you doing, sir?

01:27:34 Those flowers are ugly.

01:27:36 I need ten fresh bouquets from the Netherlands

01:27:38 now!

01:27:40 More for me.

01:27:46 Hey, hey, Lisa, um,

01:27:50 why don't I just give you a ride home?

01:27:52 No, thanks.

01:27:54 Grandpa Valentino!

01:28:00 Lisa, come back tonight

01:28:02 with Ivan for dinner.

01:28:04 I will not rest until you do!

01:28:06 I will not rest until you do!

01:28:08 I will not rest until you do!

01:28:10 I will not rest until you do!

01:28:12 The car's ready, sir.

01:28:14 Thank you.

01:28:16 Thanks for the ride,

01:28:22 Mr. Valentino.

01:28:24 Anytime.

01:28:26 Sir, you asked me to call your grandpa.

01:28:28 You knew that Lisa would for sure say yes?

01:28:30 I knew she respects my grandpa too much.

01:28:32 She couldn't say no.

01:28:34 You always said, um,

01:28:36 she always knew to suck up to grandpa

01:28:38 to manipulate him.

01:28:40 So do you plan to pursue Lisa Samson for reals this time?

01:28:44 No, who said anything

01:28:46 about pursuing her?

01:28:48 I thought I'd just give her a chance, since she likes me.

01:28:50 Thank you, Olga.

01:28:58 Cheers.

01:29:02 We're all finally here together

01:29:04 as a family.

01:29:06 Cheers.

01:29:08 Oh, and we'll be coming back to visit you,

01:29:10 grandpa, together.

01:29:12 That's fantastic.

01:29:14 Why don't you two stay the night then?

01:29:16 Yeah, we'd love to.

01:29:18 Honey, why don't you try one of these grapes?

01:29:24 I know how you like them.

01:29:26 Grandpa's watching.

01:29:30 [music]

01:29:32 If you want to fill me up,

01:29:46 you can do that all night long.

01:29:48 If you want to fill me up,

01:29:52 you can do that all night long.

01:29:54 I'm no longer hungry, actually.

01:29:56 Thank you so much for dinner.

01:29:58 What are you doing

01:30:00 still eating?

01:30:02 This is your chance.

01:30:04 Go!

01:30:06 I think some

01:30:12 grandchildren are in play, Olga.

01:30:14 Cheers.

01:30:26 Thirsty, aren't we?

01:30:28 Wasn't this the wedding gift that Molly got me?

01:30:40 There is literally nothing here.

01:30:46 What am I supposed to wear to bed?

01:30:48 What are you looking for?

01:30:50 Nothing.

01:30:52 What are you doing here?

01:30:54 I'm here to make Grandpa

01:30:56 happy.

01:30:58 Is it to make Grandpa happy?

01:31:00 Unless you want to sleep on the floor tonight?

01:31:04 Uh, no way.

01:31:06 We never stay over, so I always sleep in the bed.

01:31:10 Why should I get the floor now?

01:31:12 Well, we can both sleep in the bed.

01:31:14 I don't mind it.

01:31:16 Well, we can both sleep in the bed.

01:31:20 I don't mind it.

01:31:22 [phone ringing]

01:31:24 Oh, God.

01:31:28 Jake?

01:31:32 Lisa, is Mr. Valentino there?

01:31:34 This better be good, Jake, or you're not getting

01:31:36 your bonus this year.

01:31:38 Mr. Norton had a sudden change in plans and will be

01:31:40 leaving town tomorrow afternoon. That means that we will

01:31:42 have to move his meeting up to tomorrow morning,

01:31:44 so you and Lisa will need to do some O.T.

01:31:46 Thank you.

01:31:48 [music]

01:31:50 Not even to cover

01:31:58 the important stuff.

01:32:00 [music]

01:32:02 [gasp]

01:32:10 [gasp]

01:32:12 [gasp]

01:32:14 [crying]

01:32:16 [crying]

01:32:18 That night...

01:32:22 [kissing]

01:32:24 [kissing]

01:32:26 [kissing]

01:32:28 [kissing]

01:32:30 [kissing]

01:32:32 Leave me a boy or a girl.

01:32:34 Will your dad even accept you?

01:32:38 You should tell him.

01:32:44 You should tell him.

01:32:46 You should tell him.

01:32:48 Hi.

01:32:54 Patricia, you can't keep sneaking up on me like that.

01:32:56 What are you doing?

01:32:58 Okay, well, I found a new doctor.

01:33:00 Will you come with me?

01:33:02 No, I don't have time to go to the doctor's office today.

01:33:04 Okay.

01:33:06 Well,

01:33:08 if Dr. Richards can fix me up,

01:33:10 this will be the last time

01:33:12 you ever have to deal with me.

01:33:14 Please?

01:33:16 Okay, yes, let's go.

01:33:18 Oh, no!

01:33:20 Lisa!

01:33:22 You're pregnant?

01:33:24 Whose bastard baby is this?

01:33:26 You're pregnant?

01:33:28 Who's the man?

01:33:30 Oh.

01:33:32 You're pregnant?

01:33:34 Who's the man?

01:33:36 You wouldn't want to shake the baby.

01:33:38 The father wouldn't like that too much.

01:33:40 Lisa, is there somebody else?

01:33:42 Is there somebody else?

01:33:44 I could ask you the same.

01:33:48 Oh,

01:33:50 my leg, it's hurting.

01:33:52 I need to go to the doctor now.

01:33:54 Let's go.

01:34:08 That's Lisa.

01:34:10 Should we give her a ride?

01:34:12 No need.

01:34:14 No? Sir, she's going to get sick like this.

01:34:16 Start the car.

01:34:18 Aiden Valentino, you're a dick!

01:34:34 You're a dick!

01:34:36 That's all you'll ever be!

01:34:38 I don't want to stand here like that, baby.

01:34:46 So as of the reports that I sent

01:34:48 over to you guys from Robert,

01:34:50 our numbers are up from last time this year,

01:34:52 thanks to Mr. Valentino's efforts here.

01:34:54 So we have a--

01:34:56 Sorry I'm late.

01:35:00 No excuses.

01:35:02 Wait.

01:35:04 Do you have a fever, Lisa?

01:35:06 Fine.

01:35:08 Look, anyone that's late is still excluded.

01:35:10 Go outside and get some rest.

01:35:12 I don't want you getting anyone else in this office sick.

01:35:14 Fine.

01:35:16 See you later, girl.

01:35:26 Mr. Valentino,

01:35:32 my letter of resignation.

01:35:34 My letter of resignation.

01:35:38 You've always wanted to do your own

01:35:40 independent projects, right?

01:35:42 Focus on that.

01:35:44 Give your secretarial duties to Tom

01:35:46 and take some time off.

01:35:48 Go to the hospital, okay?

01:35:50 What do you mean?

01:35:52 I mean

01:35:56 you don't really intend to have that baby.

01:35:58 I'm not going to have it.

01:36:00 You don't really intend to have that baby, right?

01:36:02 You don't get to decide

01:36:04 what I do with my body or my baby.

01:36:06 You really love that man that much?

01:36:08 It's none of your business.

01:36:10 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

01:36:22 Blow out the candles, Grandpa.

01:36:28 Yay!

01:36:30 I'll go cut the cake.

01:36:34 I can celebrate my birthday

01:36:36 with the both of you together this time.

01:36:38 Yeah.

01:36:40 If only by next year

01:36:42 we can add a little bundle of joy.

01:36:44 I'm sorry.

01:36:48 Is she pregnant?

01:36:50 Lisa.

01:36:54 Lisa.

01:36:56 It doesn't feel good, does it?

01:37:04 Stop!

01:37:10 What? You'll carry somebody else's child

01:37:12 but won't even let me touch you.

01:37:14 What the fuck is even that, huh?

01:37:16 I've had enough of your penance.

01:37:22 Grow the fuck up.

01:37:24 Hello!

01:37:44 Wait a minute.

01:37:46 Look everyone, it's your slutty secretary.

01:37:48 Did you know

01:37:50 she tried to sleep with the boss

01:37:52 but now she's pregnant

01:37:54 with some random stranger's bastard baby.

01:37:56 Do you even know who the father is?

01:37:58 Okay.

01:38:02 [screams]

01:38:08 If you want to expose me,

01:38:10 she lied about my brother and--

01:38:12 Hey! Her star is fake!

01:38:14 You're a fraud!

01:38:16 And to think I believed in you all this time.

01:38:18 [panting]

01:38:20 You ruined me!

01:38:22 [screams]

01:38:24 Hey! Lisa, Lisa, Lisa!

01:38:26 Are you okay?

01:38:28 Jake, call an ambulance now!

01:38:30 I think she's faking! She fell by herself.

01:38:32 She's a lying bitch!

01:38:34 She's suffering from high fever

01:38:44 and physical trauma.

01:38:46 Doesn't look very stable for the fetus.

01:38:48 Well, I guess we can have more

01:38:54 in the future.

01:38:56 But doctor,

01:38:58 can you just save them both?

01:39:00 I'll try my best.

01:39:02 I'll be right back.

01:39:06 Okay.

01:39:08 [music]

01:39:10 Boo.

01:39:18 What's wrong?

01:39:20 You know what to do.

01:39:26 You know what to do.

01:39:34 You know what to do.

01:39:36 The patient is in a critical state.

01:39:40 We need to operate now.

01:39:42 What's going on?

01:39:44 Lisa Sampson doesn't have a scheduled operation.

01:39:46 She doesn't need one.

01:39:48 If you want to keep your job,

01:39:50 you better keep your mouth shut.

01:39:52 [music]

01:39:54 [beeping]

01:39:56 Mr. Valentino, you have to save Lisa.

01:40:06 What's happening?

01:40:16 Where am I?

01:40:18 We've had some complications.

01:40:20 We need to operate on you.

01:40:22 No, this isn't right.

01:40:24 Who are you working for?

01:40:26 Stop. No. No. No. Stop.

01:40:28 No. No. Stop.

01:40:30 Stop. Stop. Stop.

01:40:32 I'm pregnant. I'm pregnant with Heidi Valentino's child.

01:40:34 Stop.

01:40:36 Lisa.

01:40:38 It's okay.

01:40:40 Hey, hey, hey.

01:40:42 Murderer.

01:40:44 Jay, let's go.

01:40:46 Sit him down.

01:40:48 [music]

01:40:50 So,

01:40:56 tell me, doctor, or I'll get your license revoked.

01:40:58 It was...

01:41:00 It was all Patricia Brown.

01:41:02 She blackmailed me.

01:41:04 And forced me

01:41:08 to operate on Lisa Sampson.

01:41:10 And...

01:41:12 And what?

01:41:14 And what?

01:41:16 And forge x-rays

01:41:18 of her broken leg.

01:41:20 Patricia Brown's leg

01:41:22 is actually perfectly fine.

01:41:24 So I switched her x-rays

01:41:26 with someone else's.

01:41:28 I checked the database.

01:41:30 It looks like he swapped

01:41:32 Patricia Brown's x-rays

01:41:34 with Lisa Sampson's.

01:41:36 So that means that Patricia has been lying to me

01:41:40 this entire time.

01:41:42 It means that Lisa...

01:41:44 [music]

01:41:46 Lisa.

01:41:48 Lisa.

01:41:50 What did she tell you?

01:41:52 She just told me

01:41:54 you don't want to do this.

01:41:56 If you push me off,

01:41:58 they'll send you to prison

01:42:00 for murder.

01:42:02 They'll send you to prison

01:42:04 for murder.

01:42:06 I don't think so.

01:42:08 I think it'll just look like a suicide out of shame

01:42:10 for having a bastard baby.

01:42:12 I saved Aiden.

01:42:14 And he will believe me.

01:42:16 Why? Because I have the necklace.

01:42:18 No!

01:42:20 Give it back!

01:42:22 You blackmailed my brother for two million dollars.

01:42:24 You can have it back

01:42:26 for my dead body.

01:42:28 Then that'll have to work.

01:42:30 No. Patricia, stop.

01:42:32 [screaming]

01:42:34 [screaming]

01:42:36 Lisa.

01:42:38 This is all your fault.

01:42:40 It's okay.

01:42:42 Okay.

01:42:44 Lisa.

01:42:46 Lisa, please forgive me.

01:42:48 [music]

01:42:50 Hey. Hey.

01:43:02 Patricia Brown,

01:43:04 famous supermodel,

01:43:06 is arrested for attempted murder.

01:43:08 Finally! Justice is served.

01:43:10 [phone ringing]

01:43:12 Hey, Brian.

01:43:16 Sis, did you see the news?

01:43:18 Patricia Brown was finally brought in prison for all her crimes.

01:43:20 Yeah, I saw.

01:43:22 Also, that ex-husband of yours,

01:43:24 he's been coming over every day after work.

01:43:26 Why?

01:43:28 He asked me about you.

01:43:30 You know, your childhood, your dreams.

01:43:32 He knows you're the girl he saved in college now.

01:43:34 And he also paid off all our debts.

01:43:36 [music]

01:43:38 You know, this house was a gift

01:43:48 from Grandpa.

01:43:50 I never even came in in all these years.

01:43:52 Now I can't even enter it,

01:43:56 even if I wanted to.

01:43:58 [music]

01:44:00 [music]

01:44:02 Let's go.

01:44:20 Oh, it's from Iden.

01:44:24 For you and the baby.

01:44:28 More maternity gifts again?

01:44:30 As if we can't get those things ourselves.

01:44:32 I'm gonna go get them.

01:44:34 [music]

01:44:56 Lisa.

01:44:58 Lisa.

01:45:02 Did you know

01:45:04 that your brother is a total drill sergeant?

01:45:06 He had me doing tours all day

01:45:08 just so I could get a couple more details about you.

01:45:10 And now I have some serious respect

01:45:12 for housewives.

01:45:14 Is that what you came here to tell me?

01:45:16 No, I, um...

01:45:18 Lisa.

01:45:24 I was blind and dumb

01:45:26 and a horrible husband to you.

01:45:28 And I know how disappointing

01:45:30 and hurtful that can be.

01:45:32 And I neglected you, and I'm sorry about that.

01:45:36 But I promise you, I will be better.

01:45:40 Will you please give me another chance?

01:45:46 What about the baby?

01:45:52 You bastard child.

01:45:54 I know, I...

01:45:56 Will you please come with me?

01:45:58 That's...

01:46:16 That's Odette's costume.

01:46:18 From Swan Lake.

01:46:20 I know you broke your leg

01:46:22 to save my life.

01:46:24 And I will get the best doctor in the world to tend to it.

01:46:26 So you can dance on the world stage again.

01:46:28 And...

01:46:34 Next time you won't have to buy a ticket.

01:46:36 You'll be performing,

01:46:38 and I'll be on the front row.

01:46:40 Did you steal these off my desk?

01:46:42 And, uh, about the baby.

01:46:44 Whatever you decide,

01:46:46 I'll respect your decision.

01:46:48 And I'll love it all the same.

01:46:50 Even if we have kids later.

01:46:52 Sir!

01:46:56 Wait! Wait!

01:46:58 Jake, do you want to get fired? What are you doing?

01:47:00 Just listen.

01:47:02 That's the woman!

01:47:04 She gave me this phone before she left the resort.

01:47:06 Take it, sell it on eBay if you don't want it.

01:47:08 Maria had just retired from that job after that day

01:47:10 and then went on a trip.

01:47:12 That's why it took so long to find her.

01:47:14 This is my old phone.

01:47:16 I've been looking for this woman this whole time.

01:47:18 My God, that means that, um...

01:47:20 Call.

01:47:22 The baby is yours.

01:47:24 Oh.

01:47:26 Well, what are you waiting for, punk?

01:47:28 Put a ring on it

01:47:30 before she runs away again.

01:47:32 I never gave you

01:47:42 the proposal that you deserved.

01:47:44 Let me try again.

01:47:46 Will you marry me?

01:47:48 For real this time.

01:47:58 Yes.

01:48:02 Yes?

01:48:04 Yes, I will marry you.

01:48:06 Again.

01:48:10 Again.

01:48:12 [laughs]

01:48:14 [applause]

01:48:16 [music]

01:48:18 [music]

01:48:20 (upbeat music)

01:48:22 (upbeat music)

01:48:25 (upbeat music)

01:48:28 (upbeat music)

01:48:30 (upbeat music)

01:48:33 (upbeat music)

01:48:35 [Music]

01:48:37 [BLANK_AUDIO]

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