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00:52 ♪ ♪ ♪
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00:56 ♪ ♪ ♪
00:58 (cris)
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01:12 - That was awesome! What's with the blanket?
01:14 - It's cold out. What's with the overwhelmed pose
01:16 and expression? - I'm depressed.
01:18 It's school playtime and I should be happy.
01:20 But it's gonna be about history or eating healthy.
01:22 And I'll play the back end of a horse
01:24 and Sissy will direct it and it'll stink!
01:26 - I thought last year's Lewis and Clark
01:28 Go Exploring for Healthy Food and Active Living
01:30 was great.
01:32 - Before I map the West by walking,
01:34 not in a car,
01:36 let's explore the benefits
01:38 of eating healthy snacks, like
01:40 broccoli.
01:42 (fart) - Aaaaah!
01:44 - Dude, that is so nasty!
01:46 - Well, at least you don't have to eat the healthy snack
01:48 for a test. Here, have some broccoli.
01:50 - Huh?
01:52 - Yeah, you're right.
01:54 The play was a bit stinky.
01:56 - What are you doing, Tess? You're supposed
01:58 to be at play rehearsal!
02:00 - Your plays stink like horse poots. - My plays
02:02 are great. All the parents say they love them.
02:04 - Parents love anything kids do
02:06 because they don't want to hurt our feelings.
02:08 - But this is my best play
02:10 ever! It's about how Albert Einstein
02:12 discovers the benefits of recycling.
02:14 You play a reusable shopping bag.
02:16 (fart)
02:18 - Maybe we should
02:20 recycle your play into something that doesn't
02:22 stink! - Well, if you think it's
02:24 so easy, why don't you do it?
02:26 - Maybe I will!
02:28 - Fine! Rehearsal is now, and we
02:30 perform it tonight at 7!
02:32 - What did I just do? - You agreed
02:34 to write and direct a play that
02:36 premieres in four hours.
02:38 - Bug!
02:40 - Help me write a play, Dog!
02:44 - Just write about what you love.
02:46 - I love monsters who invade planets
02:48 and explosions!
02:50 Hey, I'll write a school play about an
02:52 alien monster who invades the school
02:54 and I'll call it "Alien Monster
02:56 School Invasion"! - It's
02:58 catchy! - This is gonna be
03:00 the best school play ever!
03:02 - Where have I seen this before?
03:08 - It's called "Chaos," and you need to stop
03:10 it 'cause you're the director!
03:12 - Okay, guys, your new director
03:14 is here, so let's get started!
03:16 - Great directing, Tess!
03:18 So much better than me!
03:20 - Guys!
03:22 Guys! You need to listen!
03:24 Doesn't anyone know the true meaning
03:26 of the school play?
03:28 - I'll tell you the meaning of the school play,
03:30 Johnny Tess. - He's a new kid
03:32 with a rare hair disorder.
03:34 - Lights, please. The school play
03:36 teaches all of us about important
03:38 historical events we should care about
03:40 and the joys of the performing arts.
03:42 But most importantly, it teaches us
03:44 about the importance of the school play.
03:46 - Right! And this year's play is about
03:48 something we all care about--
03:50 evil alien monsters invading Pork Belly!
03:52 And it's got explosions!
03:54 (all cheering)
03:56 - Sorry, Johnny.
03:58 The play has to be about recycling.
04:00 The school board demands it.
04:02 Okay, after you.
04:04 - I'm gonna go get my lunch.
04:06 - I'm gonna go get my lunch.
04:08 - I'm gonna go get my lunch.
04:10 - I'm gonna go get my lunch.
04:12 - The school board demands it.
04:14 Okay, have fun, kids. The show's in three hours.
04:16 (all cheering)
04:18 - Well, I guess we're going back to my play.
04:20 - I'll be right back!
04:22 - Okay, the school play is now about
04:24 Trashzilla, a cautionary
04:26 but violent tale of what could happen
04:28 to garbage that's not recycled.
04:30 It could take over the world.
04:32 Explosions! - And you'll have this written
04:34 and costumes ready in three hours?
04:36 - You're in charge of costumes. Now get working, Doug!
04:38 - Ah!
04:40 - Any experiment ideas that will win us the Nobel Prize?
04:42 - We've been focusing on KissGill experiments
04:44 for so long that we've kind of lost our edge.
04:46 - Johnny working on awesome recycling play
04:48 about a garbage monster that destroys the Earth.
04:50 Explosions!
04:52 - We'll dress the kids as garbage, and I'll eat them
04:54 and be scary and look like this.
04:56 - Best play ever!
04:58 Here we come!
05:00 - Did Johnny just come up with an amazing idea?
05:02 - Like a gel-based
05:04 molecular organism that eats garbage,
05:06 thus reducing waste and saving the Earth?
05:08 - Earth Nobel Prize, here we come!
05:10 Wait till the world lays their eyes on our
05:14 globular garbage bio-feeder.
05:16 Its biodegrading gel
05:18 eats, then dissolves trash,
05:20 keeping the planet clean and free of harmful waste.
05:22 It works!
05:24 - [roars]
05:26 [growling]
05:28 [sizzling]
05:30 [sizzling]
05:32 - Now it doesn't.
05:34 - Hi, Mom! Nothing's wrong.
05:36 - Great, 'cause your father and I are off
05:38 to see your brother's school play.
05:40 - And I got our expensive video camera to record his one line.
05:42 Be good, girls.
05:44 - Back door!
05:46 [roars]
05:48 - That can't be good.
05:50 - Were used
05:52 facial tissue? - Yeah.
05:54 It's paper and it can be recycled.
05:56 - Cool! I'm a snot-red!
05:58 - Then you both get eaten by Trashzilla.
06:00 - Huh? - We die?
06:02 - Just you two. But I save the rest
06:04 of the garbage people by recycling and in turn
06:06 save the planet.
06:08 - You didn't write a play about garbage, Test.
06:10 This play is garbage!
06:12 - And where's this awesome monster
06:14 he's been talking about? - Behold.
06:16 [roars]
06:18 Trashzilla!
06:20 [roars]
06:22 - That is the worst monster
06:24 ever! - What a loser
06:26 you are, Johnny Test.
06:28 - Do I know you? - I'm the new girl
06:30 Blockhead.
06:32 [roar]
06:34 [roar]
06:36 - Luckily, I have copies of my amazing play
06:38 "Albert Einstein Discovers the Theory
06:40 of Recycling." Let's get to work, people!
06:42 Our parents will be here any minute!
06:44 - I do not
06:46 like that new girl. And your costume
06:48 was horrible! - But what did you expect,
06:50 Director? You gave me an hour
06:52 to make it.
06:54 [roars]
06:56 - I was hoping for something
06:58 like that. I mean--
07:00 [roars]
07:02 - Take it off! Take it off!
07:04 [roars]
07:06 - Huh? - Ooh!
07:08 [roars]
07:10 [roars]
07:12 - Don't worry. It only eats garbage,
07:14 not dogs or people.
07:16 - Um, but every kid in the play
07:18 is dressed as garbage. - Okay.
07:20 We can worry again!
07:22 But we've also got the weapons
07:24 to deblob the garbage blob.
07:26 They actually separate paper, plastic,
07:28 and metal. - And you guys are good writers, right?
07:30 - We dabble.
07:32 - I hope this play isn't long and boring
07:34 like last year.
07:36 - Hello, everybody!
07:38 And welcome to...
07:40 [roars]
07:42 [screams]
07:44 - It's off to a good start.
07:46 - Ooh!
07:48 - Cool! Test did it!
07:50 It's Trashzilla, and he's awesome,
07:52 and-- [roars]
07:54 - Got it! I might actually watch
07:56 this video again sometime.
07:58 - Stop right there, Trashzilla!
08:00 This world isn't big enough
08:02 for the both of us.
08:04 - Good opening line.
08:06 What's next? - I have no idea.
08:08 Quick! We need to recycle
08:10 this beast before he becomes uncontrollable!
08:12 [roars]
08:14 [screams]
08:16 - What are you doing, Test?
08:18 - Plastic bottles can last forever
08:20 in our landfills, so we must collect
08:22 every one and reuse them!
08:24 [screams]
08:26 [roars]
08:28 [screams]
08:30 [roars]
08:32 [screams]
08:34 [roars]
08:36 - And metal cans and scrap
08:38 need to be recycled so we can reduce
08:40 the stress of mining and manufacturing!
08:42 [beeps]
08:44 [roars]
08:46 [screams]
08:48 [roars]
08:50 [roars]
08:52 - And paper,
08:54 including snot rags, can be recycled
08:56 into new paper or added to
08:58 mulch to prevent soil erosion!
09:00 - And together we can defeat
09:02 the Garbage Beast!
09:04 [roars]
09:06 [roars]
09:08 [roars]
09:10 [roars]
09:12 [roars] - Thanks, Test.
09:14 - He saved the snot rag!
09:16 [roars]
09:18 [roars]
09:20 - You see,
09:22 if we don't recycle,
09:24 the Earth will be destroyed by its own
09:26 garbage! - So true.
09:28 [roars]
09:30 - Not bad, but no
09:32 explosion.
09:34 Throw the bag now
09:36 because the blob self-destructs when it's out of
09:38 self-stabilizing garbage.
09:40 Uh-oh.
09:42 [roars]
09:44 [roars]
09:46 - It was so short, and it had
09:48 an explosion! - It was the
09:50 best school play ever!
09:52 [children singing]
09:54 - Why are we singing this song?
10:04 [children talking]
10:06 - I'm telling you, I've seen
10:08 this somewhere before.
10:10 - What's with the, uh, doghouse? - I have
10:12 no idea.
10:14 [dramatic music]
10:16 ♪ ♪
10:18 [musique douce]
10:20 - The game is called "Who Can Hold Ice
10:22 In Their Nose The Longest?" - And
10:24 it will be me.
10:26 - Go!
10:28 [souffle du vent]
10:30 - Oh! - Oh!
10:32 - Brain freeze, brain freeze!
10:34 [laughs]
10:36 [all screaming]
10:38 [roars]
10:40 [explosion]
10:42 - Hey, guys!
10:44 - How's it going? - What's with all the
10:46 blobby things lately? - We're working with a lot of
10:48 gel-based compounds. We were actually doing
10:50 another kiss-tail experiment, and it just
10:52 snowballed. But look what we found!
10:54 - Johnny X
10:56 and Super Pooch? No way!
10:58 They got destroyed, remember? - No,
11:00 we faked it. So now it's time for Johnny
11:02 X to strike back! - But I already
11:04 struck back. It was like nine months ago against Wacko.
11:06 - So you can strike back again
11:08 and help your sisters out!
11:10 - No, Johnny, no.
11:12 - We need super-duper Power Pooch this time.
11:14 [souffle du vent]
11:16 [explosion]
11:18 [souffle du vent]
11:20 - If you don't have anything nice or encouraging
11:22 to say, don't say anything.
11:24 - Ah. - Good boy!
11:26 Now fly, dog!
11:28 [all screaming]
11:30 - Ha! Striking back
11:32 again is gonna be a piece of blobby cake.
11:34 [souffle du vent]
11:36 [roars]
11:38 - Ha-ha! Time to find out just how powerful
11:40 these super-duper Power Poochs are!
11:42 [explosion]
11:44 [roars]
11:46 [explosion]
11:48 [sirène]
11:50 - How was I supposed to know I had a 200-megaton
11:52 pood in me? - Well, you won't
11:54 ever again. Because your mutant experiments
11:56 are a thing of the past, and we're dismantling
11:58 it and all of your equipment.
12:00 [sirène]
12:02 [explosion]
12:04 This lab is officially shut down.
12:06 You are forbidden
12:08 to return.
12:10 [sirène]
12:12 - So you guys are just gonna hang
12:14 here from now on? - We don't
12:16 know where else to go.
12:18 - I can't believe no more labs.
12:20 - Huh? - And no more experiments
12:22 to get a kiss from Gil!
12:24 [sobbing] And no more things
12:26 that go horribly wrong that we have to fix!
12:28 [ding] - Susan and Mary!
12:30 And Johnny! Oh, and Dooky!
12:32 We need your help!
12:34 - With what? - Well, in a nutshell, we
12:36 could have made our own super mutants with your machine
12:38 and, uh, and it went
12:40 horribly wrong. - But
12:42 now we need Johnny X and Super Pooch
12:44 to strike back!
12:46 - But they already struck back.
12:48 - Oh, did they? Oh, well, now they can
12:50 strike back again! - We did that
12:52 too. - Then I'll, uh, strike
12:54 back one more time! What do these
12:56 mutant dorks look like?
12:58 [explosion]
13:00 - They look like that?
13:02 Oh, in the case of their idea, not mine.
13:04 - And they're after us.
13:06 - But our mutation laser
13:08 shouldn't make agents go AWOL and mad for power
13:10 and destruction. - They were actually
13:12 artificial plasma cyborg agents.
13:14 - Yeah, that would do it.
13:16 [lasers zapping] - Get down!
13:18 [explosion]
13:20 Just get to the lab and mutate Johnny
13:22 so he can stop them! - You got
13:24 freedom, Bob! - Right.
13:26 And we messed up today!
13:28 [explosion]
13:30 - But you didn't take away the basement
13:32 submarine station! Run!
13:34 [explosion]
13:36 Get in the sub! Get in the sub!
13:38 [panting]
13:40 [lasers zapping] - Wow.
13:42 I am so hiring you guys when you
13:44 graduate college! - Let's go!
13:46 [lasers zapping]
13:48 [explosion]
13:50 - What should we do now? - Take over
13:52 the world? - Sounds good to me.
13:54 [explosion]
13:56 [lasers zapping]
13:58 [bubbling]
14:00 [bubbling]
14:02 - Eh, what do we do now? - Uh, nothing.
14:04 'Cause you took away our lab.
14:06 - But there is a lab
14:08 we can borrow.
14:10 - Oh, no.
14:12 - I'll let you use my lab and mutant rays
14:14 if Susan just
14:16 kisses me. - Forget it!
14:18 - Oh, but Susan, the fate of
14:20 the world depends on it! - And my
14:22 life depends on it! I've waited like
14:24 four seasons for her kiss! And I'll watch
14:26 the world burn if I have to!
14:28 - Susan, please! It's for
14:30 our country. - And probably
14:32 the world. - I want
14:34 our lab back, a shiny medal,
14:36 and a kiss from you next door!
14:38 - I'm a five-star general,
14:40 not Cupid!
14:42 [air horn] - Fine!
14:44 - Oh, Susan,
14:46 I've... [sucking]
14:48 [sputtering] - Disinfectant
14:50 wipe? - Thanks, Johnny.
14:52 Now let's go! [explosion]
14:54 - You better mutate us up,
14:56 too. This way, we'll have 'em outnumbered.
14:58 [signal sonore]
15:00 [explosion]
15:02 - To Pork Belly!
15:04 - And as mayor,
15:06 I now declare Pork Belly
15:08 super mutant bill!
15:10 Because, let's face it,
15:12 these freaks are too powerful!
15:14 - But not
15:16 plentiful! - Look, it's
15:18 Johnny X and friends! - And I'm
15:20 striking back again!
15:22 - Didn't you already strike back
15:24 again? - All right, he's
15:26 striking back one more time!
15:28 - Oh, okay! - Now
15:30 give up, super mutants!
15:32 We have you
15:34 outnumbered!
15:36 [signal sonore]
15:38 [explosion]
15:40 - Correction! You have
15:42 us outnumbered.
15:44 [explosion] - Yep,
15:46 we're doomed.
15:48 [explosion]
15:50 [coughing]
15:52 [grunt]
15:54 - Oh! - Oh, this can't be good!
15:56 - They duplicated themselves!
15:58 - I counted eight!
16:00 - And they plan on taking over the world!
16:02 [explosion]
16:04 [signal sonore]
16:06 [explosion]
16:08 [signal sonore]
16:10 [explosion]
16:12 [signal sonore]
16:14 [explosion]
16:16 [explosion]
16:18 [signal sonore]
16:20 - It says here
16:22 we were supposed to take over China.
16:24 - I thought Fiji would be more
16:26 fun. - With the world's
16:28 major superpowers and Fiji
16:30 taken over, the super mutants are
16:32 now rulers of the world!
16:34 Can anyone save us?
16:36 - It's a sad
16:38 day indeed. - No,
16:40 it's not! We just have to outnumber
16:42 them, which means it's time for Johnny X
16:44 to strike back again!
16:46 - You already struck back again.
16:48 And one more time!
16:50 - Then I'm striking back
16:52 again one more time for the final
16:54 last time with my X-Friends!
16:56 - Where are we gonna find
16:58 a mutant army big enough to stop
17:00 a super mutant army?
17:02 - Hmm.
17:04 - What?!
17:06 - You're joining my mutant army. - Forget it!
17:08 [explosion]
17:10 [explosion]
17:12 [music]
17:14 - Ow! I look like a dork!
17:16 [music]
17:18 - Hey, Johnny!
17:20 - Did you hear the world got taken over?
17:22 Bummers, right? - I need you to join
17:24 my mutant army and take back the world!
17:26 - A mutant army would be cool, beans!
17:28 [music]
17:30 - Johnny Test!
17:32 I was just plotting to destroy
17:34 you and take over your world!
17:36 - It's already taken over by super
17:38 mutants! - Eh?
17:40 Seriously? I was in the bathroom.
17:42 - You wanted to play
17:44 a mutant hero in your next picture.
17:46 - No, I need to be a mutant for real
17:48 and help me save the Earth! - Can
17:50 I get a mutant? Monkey!
17:52 [music]
17:54 [explosion]
17:56 [music]
17:58 [music]
18:00 [music]
18:02 - Now let's take back the world!
18:04 - And Gil has to kiss us, remember?
18:06 - Kiss him now and I'll give you this
18:08 shiny medal! - It's
18:10 shiny.
18:12 - Spoochers!
18:14 [soupir]
18:16 - Next door!
18:18 [music]
18:20 - X-Friends, split up!
18:22 [music]
18:24 - Ruling the world is fun,
18:26 but saving the world
18:28 is more fun!
18:30 [music]
18:32 [explosion]
18:34 [music]
18:36 - I can't believe I'm doing this.
18:38 - Don't worry, they are turning
18:40 away from us.
18:42 [explosion]
18:44 [music]
18:46 - Ready?
18:48 - Aim. - Fire!
18:50 [explosion]
18:52 [music]
18:54 - We are in
18:56 VG! We are in VG!
18:58 - Knock, knock!
19:00 - Who is there?
19:02 - Super-duper Power Poots!
19:04 - Oh, crud.
19:06 [explosion]
19:08 - With a new
19:10 Super-duper Power Poots!
19:12 [explosion]
19:14 - With a super mutant cyborg clone army
19:16 defeated and pork belly reconstruction
19:18 underway, one still wonders
19:20 who and where are the
19:22 Power Pooting heroes that saved us?
19:24 And wherever you are,
19:26 thank you. - Once again,
19:28 I am totally hiring you guys when you graduate college.
19:30 - Okay,
19:32 everybody say Power Poots!
19:34 - Power Poots!
19:36 [music]
19:38 [musique]
19:40 [musique]