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00:00There is someone waiting who will hurry up and rescue you, just call the super chicken.
00:05But if you're afraid, you'll have to overlook it.
00:07Besides, you knew the job was dangerous when you took it.
00:10He will drink his super sauce and throw the bad guys for a loss,
00:12and he will bring them in alive and kicking.
00:14There is one thing you should learn when there is no one else to turn to,
00:17call the super chicken.
00:19Call the super chicken.
00:22Behind the innocent-looking walls of this Chinese hand laundry
00:25resides one of the city's most sinister criminals.
00:28It's Shrimp Chop Pooey, known to the underworld as the Laundry Man.
00:34And the specialty of his Chinese hand laundry...
00:37It's not laundering Chinese hands, Buster.
00:39No, it is washing the fingerprints of stolen money.
00:43Yes, by helping criminals, Chop Pooey was cleaning up money hand over fist.
00:48All right, Laundry Man, where's the hundred G's I brung in last week?
00:53Not ready yet. Come back Thursday.
00:55Look, Shrimp, you're talking to Big Buck Baloochie.
00:58I'm the toughest mug in town.
01:00I disagree.
01:03Well, when Shrimp Chop Pooey disagrees with you, you're in trouble.
01:07Big Buck landed in the laundry van, where he was promptly washed.
01:11Then he was flung dry.
01:14Then he was steam-ironed.
01:18How do you like that?
01:20Too much starch in the collar.
01:22Big Buck now pressed duck to go.
01:25But as fate would have it, the very next customer was Fred.
01:28Faithful companion and laundry picker-upper for Henry Cabot Henhouse the Third.
01:32Who was in reality Silver Chicken.
01:35Never mind smart talk. What number ticket?
01:38It's either number 16 or number 91.
01:41Meg, no, never mind. Money is money.
01:44Did Confucius say that?
01:46No, I say that.
01:48Oh.
01:49But upon returning to the Henhouse penthouse, Fred made a remarkable discovery.
01:53Wow, that laundry man is a low-down crook.
01:56What makes you say so, Fred?
01:58Well, for one thing, he left out the free fortune cookie.
02:01For another, look how he shrunk those green shorts of yours.
02:04Green shorts?
02:05You know, the ones with the pictures of Benjamin Franklin on them.
02:08Good heavens, Fred, that's legal tender.
02:11It looks like Benjamin Franklin.
02:13I mean, they're hundred-dollar bills.
02:15This looks like a job for...
02:17A job for...
02:18Super Chicken.
02:20Mr. Henhouse, wrong suit.
02:22Oh, sorry, Fred.
02:25Super Chicken.
02:26Better, better. Here's the super sauce.
02:29Ah, now that's what I call a real...
02:33And the simple unassuming bird was transformed into that heroic doer of good things, Super Chicken.
02:39To the super coop, Fred.
02:40Roger, Wilcox.
02:42And the plucky pullet was off again to fight injustice, to conquer evil.
02:46And to get that free fortune cookie.
02:49Meanwhile, with the help of his number one son, the laundry man was carrying out a sinister plan.
02:54Like, I mean, how come we're splitting this cozy gig, Pops?
02:57Wish to wash hands of laundry business?
03:00Take all money and run off with it.
03:02It's stolen money.
03:03Customers can't call cops.
03:05Shrimp, chop, pooey, take crooks to cleaners.
03:09Then suddenly...
03:12Wait.
03:13Enemy egg craft approaching.
03:15Chop, pooey, prepare warm reception for them.
03:20There's the laundry, Fred.
03:21I'm going to put her down on the roof.
03:23And he would have to if there had been a rope to put her down on.
03:26As it was.
03:30You're under arrest, laundry man.
03:32Recognize him, Pops?
03:34That's Super Chicken.
03:35All superheroes look alike to me.
03:38Better come clean, laundry man.
03:40You're all washed up.
03:41What's up, Charlie?
03:42You still wet behind ears.
03:53My hunch was right, Fred.
03:54Our laundry man is a crook.
03:56I know.
03:57I'm missing some buttons.
03:58You've noticed that, have you?
04:00Meanwhile, the laundry man and number one son dashed outside
04:03where a getaway rickshaw was waiting with its motor running.
04:07The evil pair quickly made their way across town to a waiting Chinese junk.
04:11Correction.
04:12This not junk.
04:13This sampan.
04:14Whatever.
04:15But at that moment, with a Super Chicken effort,
04:17our hero managed to pull himself together.
04:20Get the starch out, Fred.
04:21We've got work to do.
04:24Aboard their vessel, Chop, Pooey and number one son were dividing up the loot.
04:28One from column A.
04:30One from column B.
04:31Suddenly...
04:37What was that?
04:38Either ghost of Super Chicken come to haunt us,
04:40or General Custer's reinforcements finally arrived.
04:44We've got him now, Super Chicken.
04:46He's aboard that junk.
04:47That's not a junk, Fred.
04:48That's a sampan.
04:49Whatever.
04:50But a glob of laundry soap had clogged the Super Cook's fuel line,
04:53causing it to hiccup something awful.
04:58And with a final gasp,
04:59a huge soap bubble completely enveloped the noble tribe.
05:03We're trapped.
05:04And Shrimp Chop Pooey, now make Chicken Chop Suey.
05:10But as luck would have it, that bubble was made of hard water soap.
05:14The shell bounced harmlessly off and fell directly back on the Chinese sampan.
05:19Correction.
05:20Now is Chinese junk.
05:22The stolen money was returned to its rightful owners,
05:25the crooks.
05:26The crooks?
05:27Fair is fair, Fred.
05:29Chop, Pooey and number one son were assigned to the first string,
05:32Sing Sing Scrub Team.
05:34Try to say that three times fast.
05:36No, thank you.
05:37So when you hear that cry in the sky,
05:39you'll know it's Super Chicken,
05:41our nation's greatest crime deterrent.