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00:00 (upbeat music)
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00:35 A lot of, I love that fight last weekend in NASCAR.
00:38 Me and Balls are gonna be going to Nashville
00:40 for a NASCAR race at the end of June together.
00:42 - Oh yeah. - We're gonna have
00:43 a hell of a time, Smooch.
00:44 - Balls goes to Nashville for everything,
00:45 yet he hasn't given me commitment
00:47 on going to Nashville for Pup Punk yet.
00:49 - I have given that commitment many times,
00:50 even though I'm not sure if I'm invited.
00:51 - I'm going back-to-back weekends in June
00:53 and they're both for work.
00:54 - I know, you can't go for friends, apparently.
00:57 - Let's just get on with the run now.
00:59 - Don't question our grace.
01:01 (laughing)
01:03 - We asked to do this run, we said the big three,
01:05 we've gotta get a run.
01:06 - No one's here, it's Memorial Day weekend Thursday,
01:09 but the big three are here.
01:10 - Yeah, the big three are holding down the fucking fort.
01:13 We'll start off, speaking of the big three,
01:14 everyone knows about us, huge fucking blue shirts fans,
01:17 huge Ranger fans.
01:19 Rangers fall last night to the Panthers 3-0
01:22 game one of the Eastern Conference Finals.
01:23 It was kind of an own goal situation,
01:25 it was Lafayette.
01:26 (laughing)
01:28 Yeah, I'll shoot you straight,
01:32 I had Survivor Finale on the main TV,
01:34 Rangers on the laptop, so I wasn't as plugged in,
01:37 but yeah, bad start, I see now why.
01:40 Before this year, it's like,
01:40 why the fuck are the Rangers underdogs in this year?
01:42 It's like, all right, that makes sense,
01:43 Panthers are really fucking good.
01:44 - Florida Panthers are really, really, really,
01:47 really, really fucking good,
01:48 but at the end of the day, that game,
01:50 it wasn't as bad as it looked,
01:52 they lost 3-0, their first game,
01:54 their first goal was kind of a flute goal,
01:56 that shot was basically shot from the blue line,
01:59 so Nami Igor didn't save it.
02:00 Their second goal was an own goal,
02:01 and their third goal was an empty netter.
02:04 So the Panthers, as much as they dominated,
02:06 they did not blow my brains away.
02:08 The Rangers were 0-3 on the power play,
02:10 hit two posts, basically everything that went bad,
02:14 that went wrong, could have went wrong,
02:16 and it was just one game,
02:17 I think we're gonna bounce back tomorrow.
02:18 - I think so as well, I was way more confident
02:20 than Glenn leading into this series,
02:22 not worried at all.
02:23 - Me too.
02:24 - After that game, a little worried.
02:26 I think a little sass got in my head as well.
02:28 - I will say the--
02:28 - You're just shitting on the Panthers.
02:30 - Really?
02:30 - Yeah.
02:31 - The Florida Panthers are a team
02:33 that would knock the Rangers out of the playoffs.
02:35 Like they just have the vibe of like,
02:36 oh the fucking Rangers,
02:37 like I've thought this is the Rangers year,
02:40 30 years since the last cup,
02:41 best team in hockey all season,
02:43 president's trophy, people doubting them winning,
02:46 but if they get past the Panthers, they win the cup.
02:48 - Yeah, I will say, I will say,
02:50 like you just said the Panthers,
02:52 like it's not like they're overachieving right now,
02:54 it's like oh the random Florida Panthers,
02:56 you're like they're so good,
02:57 and they've been so good all year.
02:58 - Panthers, yeah, yeah.
02:59 - But also like the Stars in Edmonton are insane.
03:02 - Yeah.
03:02 - Yeah, but it's if the Rangers get there though.
03:04 - Truly if the Rangers somehow beat the Panthers,
03:06 then beat the Stars to win the cup,
03:07 that would be maybe the biggest gauntlet of teams
03:09 to go through in like any--
03:11 - Yeah, the Canes were--
03:11 - Hurricanes, the Panthers and the Stars
03:13 are all phenomenally good, they're so good.
03:16 - Game two tomorrow night at the Garden.
03:20 Last night also NBA Western Conference Finals game one,
03:23 Mavs beat the Timberwolves 108-105,
03:26 Luka had 33-15 in the fourth,
03:29 big shot to help close it out,
03:30 Kyrie had 30, Anthony Edwards off the night.
03:33 As somebody who put a future on the Mavs
03:35 to win the West before the playoffs started as a sharp,
03:37 I feel pretty good about that.
03:39 Yeah, yeah the Mavs are just really fucking good,
03:42 I think it's just a case of Luka's,
03:45 you know, one of the two or three best players in the world,
03:47 Kyrie's playing like his old self,
03:49 and they just got that it factor right now,
03:51 the two of them closing games down the stretch
03:53 is hard to top.
03:54 - Do people just like Kyrie again now?
03:56 - I think-- - No.
03:56 - I think they sorta do.
03:58 - I think they like, I think it's more like,
04:00 oh yeah, Kyrie's really good.
04:02 - And he hasn't been in the headlines as much
04:05 this season obviously,
04:06 but I saw an interview with him from this game,
04:08 I don't know if it was before or after the game,
04:09 where he's like, yeah I've grown up and realized
04:11 like basketball is what I need to do,
04:12 basketball's what I love,
04:13 and I need to just like lock in and do this.
04:16 He's talking like he hasn't said anything controversial
04:19 in 10 years.
04:20 - Yeah, it's been maybe like--
04:21 - He's like, I've really grown up,
04:23 and that's like, I feel like I'm reading
04:25 like an eighth grade graduation post.
04:26 - Yeah, we gotta have nobody ask him about like,
04:28 Israel-Palestine or anything,
04:29 we gotta keep him away from all those hot button issues,
04:32 but I think going to Dallas is like the best thing
04:34 that could've ever happened to him.
04:35 Get out of like an East Coast market,
04:38 and just kinda go play basketball,
04:40 where he's kinda the co-star to Luke.
04:42 I mean, if it's setting up for a Celtics-Dave versus Kyrie,
04:48 I mean that would be an unbelievable finals.
04:49 - That'd be great, Kyrie never played Dave in a one-on-one.
04:51 - No, and I mean Dave obviously isn't the only Boston fan
04:54 that hates him, like Kyrie returning to the Garden,
04:56 game one, TD Garden.
04:57 - The Boston Garden, yeah.
04:58 - Yeah, TD Garden, it'd be wild.
05:00 Balls, you got anything on that?
05:03 - Nothing.
05:05 That's why we pay the man.
05:06 - I was watching the Rangers.
05:07 - That's why we pay the man.
05:09 - I was watching the Rangers, I didn't watch the game.
05:10 - So was I, I had a take on Kyrie.
05:12 - I said people like him now, that was my take.
05:14 - You asked a question.
05:15 - That's a question.
05:16 Apparently people like him now.
05:17 - Oh my God.
05:18 - All right, good take, Balls, excellent take, my grace.
05:21 - Glenny, Glenny.
05:22 - Thanks, boys.
05:24 - Tonight, Celtics-Pacers, game two.
05:26 Celtics, eight and a half point, favorite 2D boys like.
05:28 - I love the C's and I love the over.
05:31 - So I fucking really, really, really like the C's tonight
05:33 'cause the Pacers played their hearts out.
05:35 They played their hearts out the other day, the Pacers.
05:37 They gave it their all.
05:38 In sports, you know what they are, Bob?
05:40 You know what they are, Bob?
05:40 - What?
05:42 - Water always finds its level.
05:43 The Pacers should've won game one, they didn't.
05:45 Now tonight, the Celtics are gonna come out
05:47 and really, really, really, really, really take it to 'em.
05:49 - What I'm looking at here is Celtics' first half.
05:52 I think they come out hot, get established.
05:54 We're probably looking around minus five,
05:55 minus five and a half.
05:56 I think that's gonna be the play.
05:58 Maybe the Pacers come alive in the second half.
06:00 - If Porzingis looks healthy, it's game over.
06:02 - Tatum.
06:04 All right, Scottie Schauffler arrest video has come out
06:07 from the PGA Championship this weekend.
06:10 We had like the traffic thing
06:11 that turned into him getting arrested.
06:13 Video's kind of blurry and far,
06:14 but it looks like his car was like barely moving.
06:17 The officer reached for it.
06:19 The cop who arrested Schauffler has been punished.
06:21 He's gonna have to go through counseling
06:23 and a performance evaluation.
06:24 Do we wanna watch the video live here?
06:26 - Yeah, it's weird.
06:27 - Let's do that.
06:28 - It's from a distance,
06:29 and it says the cop reaches for the car.
06:31 It almost looks like the cop like hits the front,
06:33 the front like driver's side window to get him to stop.
06:38 One thing that was shocking to me about the video,
06:42 those gates I believe are the golf course.
06:45 He is right at the golf course.
06:47 I thought he was like on a highway
06:49 on the way to the golf course.
06:49 - No, he was pulling in to the course.
06:51 - Yeah.
06:52 So like he's pulling in and a cop runs up
06:54 and like smacks, see that?
06:56 - Yeah.
06:57 - The cop's dressed in the white or yellow
06:58 or whatever that is.
06:59 - Yeah.
07:00 - He's the one at the window.
07:01 - And he smacks the window like a crazy person.
07:04 And then yeah, I guess he arrests him
07:05 two feet outside the golf course.
07:07 Did you see the picture of the cop by the way?
07:10 - Oh my God, the picture I saw is real hysterical.
07:14 He has this roundest head I've ever seen.
07:16 Looks like when they made SpongeBob
07:18 into a perfectly round character.
07:21 - Oh, that's him.
07:23 - I don't think that's him.
07:24 - That's the picture I saw.
07:25 - Oh, then I saw a different picture.
07:27 - Got a large forehead.
07:28 - Yeah.
07:29 - Yeah, I saw a different picture.
07:30 That guy doesn't look as funny as the picture.
07:31 - He looks like a guy who's doing exactly
07:34 what he did in that video.
07:35 - Yeah.
07:36 - Oh yeah.
07:37 - Yeah.
07:37 - Power trip.
07:39 Capping bikes, stuff like that.
07:41 - Are you anti cop?
07:43 You're coming off a little anti cop.
07:46 - We'll get into Coleman later.
07:48 - You can tell that guy is a mean guy.
07:51 - Huh, interesting.
07:51 - He'll wind up working at TSA
07:53 and making our lives miserable.
07:54 - Personally, I have nothing but respect
07:55 for the boys in blue.
07:56 But interesting to know Glennie
07:59 is on the other side of that.
08:00 - He is.
08:01 - Charles Barkley rips into WNBA players
08:04 for all the hating they're doing on Caitlin Clark
08:06 during Inside the NBA last night.
08:08 He was like, "You women out there,
08:09 "you're all petty, man.
08:10 "LeBron."
08:11 - Look at his voice he put on for that.
08:12 - What?
08:13 - You threw on a little bit of a black scent for that.
08:17 - It's an impression.
08:18 It's not a black scent if it's an impression.
08:20 - You're reading a quote,
08:21 you don't gotta do an impression.
08:22 - You women out there, you're all petty, man.
08:25 LeBron, you're 100% right.
08:27 These girls hating on Caitlin Clark.
08:29 Y'all should be thanking that girl.
08:30 Forget y'all ass private charters.
08:32 All the money and visibility
08:33 she bring into the WNBA.
08:36 - That's a close enough impression where it's not racist.
08:39 - I don't know about that.
08:41 I don't know about that last part.
08:42 - You're a wild man, Tom.
08:43 - I think that's good.
08:44 I do a Wanda Sykes.
08:45 - Give him Wanda Sykes.
08:46 - Oh, now Larry.
08:47 (laughing)
08:48 Now Larry, what are you doing?
08:51 - It's impression,
08:52 tell me an impression of a white guy.
08:54 I wants the deal with airplanes.
08:56 See, I could do impressions of whites,
08:58 of black people.
08:58 - Oh, Tommy's killing.
09:00 (laughing)
09:01 Tommy's slaughtering the room.
09:02 - I feel like you gotta walk around with the money.
09:04 - No, I will say there's a Asian survivor contestant,
09:08 Ty from Guillermo.
09:09 - Where is this going?
09:11 - It's my best impression.
09:12 - I know, Ty.
09:13 - I don't know if I'm allowed to do it.
09:15 - I don't know.
09:16 You've gone far enough.
09:17 - It's so spot on.
09:18 He's an Asian guy.
09:19 - He's like the meditator?
09:20 - Yeah.
09:21 It's so spot on that I actually think it's totally fine.
09:24 I don't think I can do it.
09:25 - I don't think you can do it.
09:26 - 'Cause it's objectively.
09:27 - You just think Cheryl's Barkley.
09:28 - And Wanda Sykes.
09:30 - And Jerry Seinfeld.
09:31 - Yeah, and Jerry, give me another white.
09:34 - These people in the car.
09:35 - Trump, we've got to go far.
09:37 - Tucker?
09:40 - I can't really do it.
09:41 - He does that super high laugh.
09:43 - Christopher Walken.
09:45 - I don't have a good Walken.
09:46 More of a Ty from Survivor.
09:48 I can't do it, I can't do it.
09:51 The Barkley was fine.
09:52 Anyway, WNBA player, Aja Wilson.
09:56 Oh, I do a great impression of her.
09:57 She was talking about Caitlin Clark
10:00 getting preferential treatment for being white.
10:03 That Minnesota head coach Reeves been upset
10:05 the other WNBA games aren't being nationally televised.
10:07 I mean, nobody wants to fucking watch your stupid games.
10:09 People want to watch Caitlin Clark,
10:11 Indiana on a fever, yeah, they're 0-5.
10:13 - 0-5, that's bad.
10:15 - But like, set a WNBA record by losing their first game,
10:18 by a combined total of 57 points.
10:19 All that being said, people still want to watch
10:22 Caitlin Clark more than they want to watch
10:24 the Minnesota Lynx.
10:25 - I did see a lot of Caitlin Clark highlights
10:27 from the game last night, her hitting step back threes,
10:30 and I didn't see highlights from any other WNBA game.
10:32 - But like, did you want to see any other highlights?
10:34 - No.
10:35 - It's like, you know, we want to shine a light
10:38 on the WNBA, it's getting a lot of attention,
10:40 they got charters, they're having more
10:42 nationally televised games.
10:44 It's still not enough for these bitches!
10:45 (laughing)
10:47 - Next topic.
10:48 - I'm just fucking around.
10:50 It's Wild Boys Thursday!
10:52 - Next topic.
10:53 - Next topic.
10:55 We gotta get Tommy off the topic about WNBA, yeah.
11:00 - No, I love them.
11:01 - Microplastics have been found at 100%
11:04 of humans' males' testicles.
11:06 Microplastics are fragments of any type of plastic
11:09 less than five millimeters in length,
11:12 have been known to cause cancers,
11:13 researchers tested 23 males, 47 dogs,
11:16 they found microplastics in all of their testicles.
11:19 Human testicles at 330 micrograms of plastics
11:22 per gram of tissue, almost three times higher than dogs,
11:24 are believed to be contributing to the global decline
11:26 in sperm count in humans.
11:28 So this is just a fucking depressing--
11:29 - Are we all just reading this saying
11:30 we all are gonna get testicle cancer
11:32 and/or the coronavirus will go down?
11:33 - Not be able to have kids?
11:34 That seems to be what John Richards is suggesting.
11:36 - We have plastic in our balls, it's a big story.
11:38 - What the hell's the point of that?
11:39 What was the point of that?
11:40 - I think the plastic's in our clothes, right?
11:42 That's where we get it?
11:43 - I could've gone on more--
11:45 - I would've thought it was from the laptop.
11:46 - I think there's microplastics in everything.
11:48 - Yeah, let me hand up, I don't know what microplastics are.
11:50 - I'm pretty sure they're in absolutely everything.
11:52 - Small plastics?
11:54 - Including, like, I think our clothes and shit like that,
11:56 where it's like we put stuff on.
11:58 Microplastics found in rainwater, human lung tissue,
12:01 yeah, they're everywhere.
12:03 - I still could've gone more of the weekend
12:04 without knowing that fact.
12:06 - You think if we bring the masks back,
12:08 we can get rid of the microplastics?
12:09 - Yes.
12:10 - Pro mask, anti cough. - Lenny's a big mask guy.
12:12 - Lenny balls.
12:13 - Yep, huge masks.
12:14 I still wear 'em on the plane.
12:15 - You do? - Yeah.
12:16 - Oh, this is a great video.
12:19 - Do you usually fly first class?
12:22 (laughing)
12:24 Video of the Bagel Boss guy is back.
12:27 (laughing)
12:29 (screaming)
12:34 - Put your hands on the house, one more time.
12:39 - Fuck you, you fucker.
12:40 - Push me again, push me again, I'll knock you right out.
12:43 - I swear to God, you put your hands on the house.
12:45 - Come on, come on, come on.
12:47 Don't hold me at 2.30 in the fucking morning, huh?
12:50 You can't arrest me.
12:51 - Put your hands on the house, one more time.
12:53 - Put your hands on me, motherfucker.
12:54 - Hold him.
12:55 - Come on, come on, come on.
12:56 - Hey, come on, come on.
12:58 - Come on.
12:59 - Put your hands on me.
12:59 - You're 18 years old, asshole.
13:01 - Sit the fuck down, man.
13:02 - You sit the fuck down, punk.
13:04 - What's this all about?
13:05 - Get off the guy, come on.
13:06 - This guy's psyched, come on.
13:07 - This guy's a lunatic, come on, dude.
13:09 - You got a video of Bagel Boss guy at a casino yelling.
13:11 - I would not see this.
13:12 - Repeatedly. - You didn't see this?
13:13 - No, I didn't see this. - Kicking him in the hand.
13:14 - Oh my God, it's--
13:15 - I saw only like two seconds of it.
13:17 - This guy, Bagel Boss is so short,
13:19 the guy's able to just give him a backhand like that,
13:21 smack him off like a fly.
13:23 Watch right here, watch the backhand right here.
13:26 Kicks him and then watch right here.
13:27 - Here's our--
13:28 (laughing)
13:30 - Bagel Boss throwing kicks.
13:33 And so I guess Bagel Boss was with this girl.
13:35 - No way, no way.
13:36 - Yeah, Bagel Boss is with this girl.
13:38 I think the guy approached him
13:40 and said something along the lines of like,
13:42 don't talk to this girl off camera.
13:42 - Or he called him an ant as well.
13:44 - Called him an ant.
13:46 - That's funny.
13:46 - And you hear Bagel Boss scream like,
13:47 fuck you, she's 19.
13:50 - What?
13:51 - Yeah.
13:52 So I wonder if this is, I wonder how recent this is.
13:55 I think he was implying that the girl's underage.
13:57 - Gotcha, gotcha.
13:59 - And Bagel Boss is defending it, saying she's 19.
14:01 - Got it.
14:02 I love that we're just getting a rant.
14:03 I thought, you know, so many of these like,
14:05 random viral internet celebrities,
14:07 they pop up once, you never hear from them again.
14:08 The fact that we just got another--
14:10 - Watch the backhand.
14:11 - Natural, in the wild Bagel Boss video is amazing.
14:13 - And it makes a loud smack in the video.
14:16 - What was the signature phrase from his video?
14:18 - You're not God or my father or my boss.
14:22 Maybe in the wrong order I got that.
14:23 There was also the--
14:24 - Not that you're not that guy, pal.
14:25 - There was also the like,
14:27 well, it's okay for her to say you're five-four,
14:30 you should die.
14:31 And they're like, who's saying that?
14:32 Women on dating sites.
14:34 - You watched the fucking Bagel Boss video,
14:35 like what's the weird--
14:36 - Bro, I love Bagel Boss video.
14:37 - Yeah, he was like, I watched it right before the rant.
14:38 - I swear to God, I haven't seen it in maybe months.
14:41 - Wow.
14:42 - I love that video.
14:43 - You're not God or my father or my boss.
14:46 And then he's like, you wanna do something about it?
14:49 And the guy immediately does something about it
14:51 and just puts him on the floor in a pretzel.
14:53 - Where was this, AC I'm assuming?
14:55 - Probably AC.
14:56 There were also like videos of him after the initial video
15:00 of him like fucking with girls.
15:02 - Like fucking them?
15:04 - No, no, no, no.
15:05 So there was a video of him driving in a parking lot
15:07 and he like tells a girl like,
15:10 I'm gonna drop you off here or something,
15:12 drops her off and he's like,
15:13 all right, you can get back in the car.
15:15 And then she goes to like open the handle
15:17 and he just drives away.
15:18 He's like, ah, she wouldn't put out, ah.
15:20 - Glenn, he does that all the time.
15:21 - Yeah.
15:22 (laughing)
15:24 - We're fucking doing the Wild Boys.
15:27 I did a Charles Barkley impersonation.
15:29 - He was supposed to fight too
15:30 in like a rough and rowdy knockoff basically.
15:33 I think he's supposed to fight like Screech
15:35 from Saved by the Bell or something.
15:36 - Oh yeah, I think I remember that.
15:37 - And I think he had a--
15:38 - Bro, you're a Bagel Boss guy historian.
15:39 - I think he had a stroke.
15:40 - You have more knowledge on the Bagel Boss guy
15:43 than anybody--
15:43 - You should make your niche on the dozen.
15:44 (laughing)
15:46 - I could make my niche on the dozen.
15:48 The Bagel Boss guy was a legend.
15:51 You're not God or my father or my boss.
15:53 Yeah, look, RIP, he suffered a stroke last spring.
15:58 - That must be fake.
16:02 - Short man meltdown.
16:02 So I don't know how recent the new one is.
16:07 - This is hospitalized though.
16:08 This doesn't say he's dead.
16:09 This is 2019.
16:10 - We would have found out if he was dead, I think.
16:12 - How much further, when was Bagel Boss video?
16:14 Like 2018?
16:15 I would have guessed it was around--
16:16 - Before COVID.
16:18 No masks in that video.
16:20 To Glennie's dismay.
16:21 - I might wear one to work next week.
16:25 You know what's hilarious actually?
16:26 The other day I just picked up a jacket
16:28 I hadn't worn in years, put my hand in it.
16:30 - Mask?
16:31 - Mask.
16:32 - Oh, I had that happen.
16:33 - A little giggles.
16:34 - It was a pair of pants or something, yeah.
16:35 After show Rico on the Unnamed Show.
16:39 What do we have?
16:40 What is this story that has been being teased?
16:43 - So basically Rico,
16:47 we did the Barstool Invitational, whatever,
16:50 couple months ago.
16:51 - The basketball tournament.
16:52 - And Rico was a mop boy.
16:53 - Correct.
16:54 Yes, I remember this.
16:55 - And so we had photographers there,
16:57 professional photographers.
16:59 You know, they took high res photos.
17:00 Rico was in a lot of them.
17:02 And Rico apparently went to our editors
17:07 and asked the mops to be edited out
17:12 so he could send these to college basketball coaches
17:16 around the country to make it look like
17:19 he was on the court coaching people up.
17:21 As you can see from these photos.
17:23 (laughing)
17:26 - So he definitely wants to be a college coach,
17:30 which I didn't know until the--
17:31 - Who gives you that idea, Whitney?
17:34 - No, but I thought he wanted to be a college coach.
17:36 I thought he wanted to be media college basketball,
17:38 but then at the NCAA tournament in Chicago,
17:42 I was told, yeah, he wants to be a coach.
17:44 He wants to get on a staff.
17:45 - He looks like a real coach there when you take it.
17:48 That's pretty smart.
17:49 - How did we come to find this?
17:52 So he went to photographers that weren't ours, Austin?
17:55 - No, so the photos came from them,
17:59 but he went to an internal Barstool editor.
18:01 - I'm sorry, Austin, one second.
18:04 That one right there is perfect.
18:05 - That's amazing.
18:06 - He looks like a really good division one college,
18:10 but then you put the mop in, it looks a little different.
18:14 - Hilarious for those that missed it.
18:16 - So what, he was like trying to take photos
18:18 from the Barstool Invitational,
18:20 that he had a mop in his hand,
18:21 and then he Photoshopped the mop out of his hand.
18:23 - He asked Quigs to Photoshop the mops out
18:26 so that he could hang the paintings
18:28 and not want to kill himself.
18:29 So he could hang the paintings in his basement.
18:31 Quigs didn't really tell anybody about it.
18:34 A week ago, he told Jack McCarthy,
18:36 Jackie Tables told the whole office,
18:38 it got to the right hands,
18:40 talked about on the Unnamed Show today.
18:42 Funny story.
18:43 - There was also like, the initial rumor was that
18:46 he wanted the room Photoshopped out to send to coaches
18:49 to be like, look, I could coach.
18:52 But Rico denies that on all.
18:53 - I feel like I have to believe Rico there, right?
18:58 - Yeah, I ride with Rico.
18:59 - It's so disingenuous though.
19:01 - What is?
19:02 - Like I get it, I get it.
19:03 - Oh, be careful.
19:04 - I know a big word for Glennie.
19:06 - You're about to come out Rico?
19:07 You're going to get blacklisted again after that mail fraud.
19:10 - I love Bosco.
19:11 - Is he over there Rico?
19:12 - We've had a seven, eight year journey.
19:15 Why would you want to hang a photo that's not real?
19:17 That's fake.
19:17 - It's for therapy.
19:19 - It's for therapy.
19:20 - HIPAA.
19:21 - HIPAA, he says that it would help.
19:22 - If he saw the picture of him with the broom, he'd want it.
19:25 - Then why does he just put it up?
19:26 - Glennie's saying that it's a disingenuous move
19:29 for you to want to hang those photos.
19:31 - No, I think it's cool to hang the photos.
19:32 They're cool photos.
19:33 - That's not what you were saying because he was over here.
19:35 - But you got to leave the mop in.
19:36 You can't take the mop out.
19:38 - That makes me depressed.
19:39 (laughing)
19:41 - Why do you laugh like that at him?
19:44 That's serious.
19:45 - Is mental health a joke to you?
19:47 - You're not forced to hang up the photos.
19:51 - Yeah, I know, I might just scrap them altogether.
19:54 - The video Dave tweeted, false.
19:56 - Yeah, so everyone keeps being like,
19:58 oh, the basement was, basement got done.
20:00 Basement went through serious renovations.
20:02 Basement's done.
20:03 Nothing is up.
20:04 - That's good CGI though.
20:06 - That's incredible.
20:07 - We know who probably cut that.
20:08 - Probably Quig.
20:09 - Oh yeah, is Quig's now an enemy of the state?
20:11 - Just can't trust him.
20:12 I hope banners last forever.
20:13 - Have you messaged him since?
20:15 - No, he's on vacation.
20:16 I just want to let it known he is on vacation.
20:19 So no one shame him when I take my vacation.
20:22 - Where you going?
20:23 - No one should be entitled to a vacation.
20:24 - You going anywhere good?
20:24 - Yeah, where you going?
20:25 - No, I'm probably going to have to vlog.
20:26 (laughing)
20:28 - I see, I think this is the perfect Rico.
20:30 - It's a fun story.
20:31 It's like, it's crazy, but it's funny.
20:33 Nobody's at harm.
20:34 Nobody's at harm's way.
20:35 - This is like an all in good fun story.
20:36 - It's a lighthearted one.
20:37 - Well, it's all in good fun,
20:38 except the friends stabbing each other in the back.
20:42 - Quig, but don't you,
20:43 I mean, Quig didn't tell anyone for six months.
20:44 - For months.
20:46 - Still told.
20:47 Still caved.
20:48 And he told maybe the worst of all.
20:50 - Yeah, smacky tables.
20:51 - You know, but.
20:52 (laughing)
20:53 - You should have seen Jackie Tables face
20:54 when they put him on the show.
20:55 - What no one's talking about is
20:56 me promoting the delicious beverage
20:58 that's now available, by the way,
20:59 in iced tea for Memorial Day weekend.
21:01 - Oh yeah, high noon.
21:02 - Yeah, it looks great.
21:03 - Yeah, high noon.
21:04 Do we get any of that credit?
21:05 - I'll give you credit for that.
21:06 - Credit.
21:07 - Credit.
21:08 - Credit.
21:09 - Go get them out.
21:09 Check them out.
21:10 High noon SunSips.
21:11 - Double credit.
21:12 - Triple credit.
21:13 - I'm gonna have one or two of those this weekend.
21:14 - I know, I just, Julia just gave me iced teas.
21:17 I'm excited to try them.
21:17 - I'm excited to try them.
21:18 - Yep.
21:19 - I heard they're phenomenal.
21:20 I heard.
21:21 - Should we try, should we all try them live on the run now?
21:22 - I would actually love to.
21:23 - Do we have them?
21:23 - I was thinking about making a TikTok though
21:25 for my first show.
21:25 - Oh.
21:26 - Selfish balls.
21:29 - He can't do anything with friends.
21:30 - What?
21:31 - It's always gotta be for balls.
21:32 - Just for those that aren't aware,
21:33 the dynamic between balls and the rest of the office,
21:36 we wanna be friends with him.
21:37 We are acquaintances.
21:38 - You can't believe what friends are in the office.
21:39 - What does that mean?
21:40 - It means when you go home
21:42 and you start telling stories from work,
21:43 you say this person I met from work.
21:45 - No, I know what I'm talking about.
21:46 - We go home and tell stories from work,
21:47 we're like, oh, Glennie, my friend Glennie,
21:49 he's a funny guy.
21:49 - That's so right.
21:50 - But Glennie goes, my friend Morgan.
21:52 - I don't say that.
21:52 - About Morgan.
21:53 - Don't say that.
21:54 - He says that all the time.
21:55 - You guys are such fucking babies about this shit.
21:58 I love you, Bob, you know I love you,
21:59 you know I love you, Tom.
22:01 - Yeah, I'm just busting those balls,
22:03 those fucking perfect balls of yours, my grand.
22:05 - Christ sakes, we're all friends.
22:06 You guys get mad when I call my friends my friends.
22:08 - Wait, are we friends?
22:09 Because last week I remember saying,
22:10 you wanna see "Planet of the Apes" with me?
22:11 And you saying, I actually gotta go see it with my friends.
22:14 - Yippee.
22:15 (laughing)
22:17 - Yeah, when you know, I mean my friends from home
22:19 when I say my friends.
22:20 I will side with Glennie on that,
22:22 I will be like, oh my friends from home,
22:24 my friends from work, friends from college.
22:25 - I would love for him to refer to me as a friend from work.
22:28 - And you are a friend from work.
22:30 - I don't think so.
22:31 - You're one of my best friends from work.
22:32 - I think I'm someone that you would want to
22:33 meet at the office. - You two are two
22:34 of my best friends from work.
22:35 - I think you're--
22:36 - You two and Marty are my best friends from work
22:37 and not Dana 'cause we're broken up.
22:39 But yeah.
22:40 - Wow, top three.
22:41 - Fuck Dana.
22:42 - Fuck the users right.
22:42 - Yeah.
22:43 - Yeah.
22:44 What else, oh yeah, I mean we alluded to it earlier,
22:47 but the Coleman clips are unbelievable.
22:48 - What is this about?
22:49 - For anyone who doesn't know, Jack Coleman,
22:50 former, well like was working at Barstool HQ.
22:54 - Rundown.
22:54 - Intern, freelance, rundown, short porch.
22:57 Got laid off from the layoffs last summer,
22:59 but then was hired back full time
23:01 as Kirk Minahan's producer.
23:03 I don't know exactly who's finding this.
23:06 A couple of Mina fans or maybe it's someone
23:08 from Jack's life is finding all these clips
23:12 of like Jack when he was in college,
23:13 he was doing a bunch of podcasts.
23:15 And they found these clips from 2020
23:17 where he's talking about, have you seen this yet, Glennie?
23:20 - No.
23:21 - Oh, you're gonna love it.
23:22 - Glennie.
23:22 - As a top hater, you're gonna love this.
23:23 - Glennie.
23:24 - So this is a podcast he did in college.
23:26 - So yeah, I wanna get Glennie Balls live right now.
23:28 - This is bad.
23:29 - I'm gonna preface this by saying I like Coleman a lot.
23:31 - Who do I?
23:32 - I think Coleman's like a really good guy.
23:34 Just a really nice guy who I think does mean well,
23:38 but he just can't get out of his own way.
23:40 - No.
23:41 - Yeah.
23:42 - So outside of that, however,
23:45 I believe that everyone who is riding,
23:48 while it has gotten dangerous, I mean, we stand with you.
23:53 We do not know what it is like, but we stand with you.
23:56 We want you to know,
23:57 to all of our black brothers and sisters out there,
24:00 that we are with you, we support your cause,
24:03 and we truly want to see this change happen in America,
24:07 because an America where everyone is welcome,
24:10 where everyone can have the same freedom.
24:13 - And it goes on for a while.
24:14 - They need some inspirational music behind the end,
24:16 but the line that we're all focusing on is the,
24:19 our black brothers and sisters.
24:20 - I believe Kirk said on a show this morning,
24:22 and on a name show, he was like,
24:23 "If the N word is a 10, brothers and sisters is a six."
24:26 Like, just stay away from it entirely.
24:29 There's a bunch of other clips coming out
24:30 of dating advice and stuff.
24:32 It's just, it's false.
24:32 - Now he is, as Kirk's producer, I guess,
24:36 is kind of like a right-wing icon.
24:40 - So yeah, he's the opposite of you.
24:41 - It's funny, like, you used to obviously be like,
24:44 mega Trump, now you're a lib, apologize for being white.
24:47 Coleman's kind of done the opposite,
24:49 where like, now he was super lib,
24:51 now he said he had like an awakening,
24:54 his, he said he's seen New York out.
24:55 - Kirk said he listened to Alex Jones.
24:57 - I think, I thought he was kidding, but maybe.
24:58 - I don't know if he was kidding about that or not.
25:00 I don't know.
25:01 - But yeah, just a lot of funny clips.
25:02 I do like Coleman, but the clips are so funny.
25:04 They're just fucking funny.
25:06 - The fact that he's Kirk's producer is such a funny thing.
25:09 - I was gonna say, the fact that the stars
25:11 of the universe somehow aligned to make Jack Coleman
25:14 Kirkman's right-hand man is perfect.
25:17 - This was like, Kirk went back and forth
25:19 with a lot of us in 2020, and maybe.
25:22 - And to be fair, like, and they said like,
25:24 everybody in 2020 that had a podcast.
25:26 - Lost our minds.
25:27 - Was, well, yeah, was some more than others.
25:29 Was like, was like, you know, saying,
25:34 oh, we have to address, I remember we did like a short port,
25:36 like a Yankees, like, do we have to fucking talk?
25:37 Like, everybody was like, everybody was like,
25:40 you gotta just say something.
25:41 - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:42 - But it, you know, so, you know, being like, whatever,
25:45 it's fine to protest, it's totally fine,
25:46 but it was, it's the black brothers and sisters part
25:48 that obviously is the head scratcher there.
25:50 And obviously, I'm sure if you listen back
25:52 to a bunch of podcasts from 2020, you'll be like, ugh.
25:55 - Totally, but like, now those people being
25:58 Kirkman-ahands right-hand man, you know, in a way.
26:00 - Yeah, it's perfect.
26:01 - Funny dynamic.
26:02 - I'm gonna tell you guys, I missed the whole
26:03 George Floyd thing for a few days.
26:06 I was like, I was, I was, I was moving,
26:09 I was like moving.
26:10 - You had to just run down.
26:11 - Why, what?
26:12 - Yeah.
26:13 - You're gonna do an impression again, like.
26:14 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
26:15 It was like, it was obviously the day, like the day,
26:17 the three days that like the rioting started,
26:20 I was moving apartments, like moving every day,
26:23 like maybe two days, a whole weekend, like U-Haul,
26:25 like didn't have my wifi or TV set up or anything yet.
26:28 So I was like pretty off the grid for like two
26:31 or three days, and then I remember I moved next to a Target
26:34 and I saw the Target getting boarded up.
26:36 It's like, huh, that's a little odd.
26:39 Got back and like turned on the news,
26:41 it was like the world is on fire.
26:43 Like, yeah, I missed that and then, you know,
26:45 got caught up, that's all I got.
26:48 - Lenny says he currently misses that.
26:50 - Yeah, yeah.
26:51 (laughing)
26:52 Yeah, well, Lenny was just at Columbia last week.
26:56 Lenny was at Columbia locking himself in the--
26:58 - I was one of the ones in the building.
26:59 - Yeah, locking himself in the building.
27:01 - I was the brains behind the operation,
27:03 I was the one that wanted that free food.
27:05 - Yeah, and then really cool,
27:08 Francis on Shane Gillis's new sitcom out on Netflix,
27:10 "Tires," Francis is in an episode,
27:13 and I believe from what I heard,
27:14 he's kind of like the main character in it or whatever,
27:17 like the main side character in the episode.
27:20 It's kind of like based around him, the episode,
27:22 Francis posted some cool things this morning.
27:25 Supposed to be a great show.
27:26 - That picture's awesome, him on stage at the premiere
27:27 with like everyone from the cast.
27:29 - I think it's gonna be, I've heard really good things,
27:31 I can't wait to watch it.
27:31 - Yeah, "Ready, Got Renewed" for season two I saw.
27:33 - It did, Francis said going in,
27:36 he didn't even know necessarily what the show would be like,
27:39 like going through the premiere and watching it,
27:41 filming it, and he said it's like surprisingly
27:44 like heartfelt, kind of.
27:46 He's like, it reminded me of "The Office."
27:47 He's like, it's "The Office" with Shane Gillis's humor.
27:49 - Yeah, I'm very excited.
27:51 I mean, I didn't realize it was a scripted show.
27:54 I thought, not scripted show,
27:55 I thought when I first saw the one teaser they put out
27:57 like a month ago, when it was the one guy talking to Shane
28:00 about like hiring women, I thought it was just like a--
28:05 - Like a sketch show?
28:06 - Yeah, it was a sketch show.
28:06 I didn't realize it was a full--
28:07 - It's a sitcom.
28:08 - I didn't realize it was a full sitcom,
28:09 like 20 minute episodes.
28:10 I'm very excited to watch this.
28:11 - Yeah, I'll watch this tonight for sure.
28:12 - Should be great.
28:13 - Congrats, Francis.
28:14 - You guys got anything else?
28:15 Glenn, any messages for the people?
28:18 - Happy Memorial Day, everybody.
28:19 Stay safe.
28:20 If you're gonna drink, drink safe.
28:22 Enjoy some high noon iced teas.
28:24 And yeah, Memorial Day weekend, best weekend of the year.
28:25 So everyone pop off, enjoy the boats, enjoy the music,
28:27 enjoy the fun.
28:29 - You wanna hang out this weekend?
28:31 - I think I'm--
28:32 - You wanna come out with us tomorrow night, probably?
28:33 - Yeah, me and Tom might go out tomorrow night.
28:35 - Oh really?
28:36 Where are you going?
28:37 - I mean, Mike graced me with a night.
28:38 - Mike, Mike.
28:39 - Where?
28:40 - Bandits probably?
28:40 Great Bar in the West Village.
28:41 - We'll see, Texas 70s themed.
28:43 - Oh, I like that.
28:44 - I think he'd like it.
28:46 - Sounds, sounds.
28:47 - Yeah.
28:48 - Up my alley.
28:49 - Yeah, Great Bar.
28:49 - Yeah, let me know.
28:50 - Okay.
28:51 - All right.
28:52 - That's the run down.
28:55 (laughing)
28:56 - What an absolute cock Coleman is, holy shit.
28:58 (laughing)
29:00 - You have to leave that in.
29:01 - You gotta leave that in.
29:02 - You've got to.
29:03 (laughing)
29:05 (whooshing)