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00:00 - Thank you both for your time today. - OK. All right.
00:04 - Quels sont les choses que vous pensez que les émissions de télé se font mal à cause de la loi de l'enfer?
00:08 - Le CSI. La vie est pas terminée en 10 minutes.
00:13 Les gens le voient et disent "le CSI fait ça, ma chère".
00:18 C'est pas comme ça.
00:20 - Vous ne pouvez pas enlever un morceau de papier de cendres. - Non.
00:24 [Musique]
00:40 - Oh, I don't think I talk too much.
00:42 - The forests aren't what they used to be.
00:49 - They used to be... - More abundant?
00:51 - Yeah.
00:53 - This is a national park. It's been protected. This is exactly what it used to be.
00:57 - No, it's not.
00:59 - How do you feel about being in the great outdoors?
01:02 - Oh, I love it. I love it.
01:06 The smell of nature, the sound of the trees, the wind.
01:11 When it's coming, you can hear the wind coming yards away.
01:15 - I like to gather wild food and eat it.
01:22 Strawberries, raspberries, blackberries.
01:30 - There's never a bathroom more than about 15 feet away.
01:37 - There you go. - That's very important.
01:39 Now, I'd say the great outdoors, you can pretty much express yourself any way that you want.
01:43 [Laughs]
01:45 - Next question. - Yeah.
01:48 - The mountains, when you walk through them, it's like you're connected to time, history.
01:55 You feel the courage of the early American settlers.
01:59 You sense your, you know, grandparents a couple of generations removed who were so courageous.
02:05 - The mountains are okay. You know, they're okay.
02:09 - I always thought it would be so cool to meet a beautiful broad in the middle of the woods,
02:15 up in the mountains, just me and her, her alone, in a crisis situation, you know.
02:20 And it's just, she has, there's only me and there's only her and, you know, and she's beautiful.
02:25 And, you know, I always thought that would be really cool to be in a situation like that.
02:29 - Being in such a quiet place in the great outdoors, you can hear your ears just making sounds.
02:39 And sometimes I tell my children, "Quiet, quiet. I want to just listen to the quietness."
02:44 - Right now we're doing a little, a bear walk to the water.
02:49 Everybody's over there. We got Louie, the president of the club, Tom, the treasurer, and some mysterious photographer.
02:58 - Let's go! - I'm here!
03:01 - These guys are not going to wait for me.
03:03 - How would you, like, get away if, like, a bear or a wolf would attack you? How would you get away?
03:11 - Well, if it's in the snow, you could dig in the ground and make a tunnel.
03:16 - But what about if it's in the woods?
03:18 - Well, if it's in the woods, you have to, it's harder.
03:21 - But what would you, what are you, what should, what are you going to do?
03:26 - Well, the most common thing is to run away!
03:30 - You like to fish. - You know, you know.
03:33 - You like to fish. - Well, yeah, yeah.
03:35 - You like to fish. - Yeah, yeah. I like being, I like being someplace,
03:38 I don't have to talk to nobody, I don't have to, you know, it's just, it's, it's...
03:44 - It's the fish. - It's the catharsis.
03:47 - You like to fish.
03:49 - What have you been doing on the beach today?
03:51 - Sleeping. Yeah.
03:53 - How's that been going?
03:55 - Well, it was going well.
03:58 - Did I interrupt your nap?
04:00 - You did, just a little bit.
04:02 - Thanks. - Yeah.
04:04 - Oh, did I ever go to the beach? I lived at the beach.
04:08 We just used to go on vacation to the beach, and then, to this day, the beach is not my favorite place.
04:12 - I'm with you.
04:14 - As far as laying out in the sun, that's something I cannot do.
04:18 And if I'm swimming, you know, that's cool, but just to lay out in the sun, I can't do it.
04:23 - I would love to get a tan!
04:25 - The only reason I don't swim now is that I won't put this body into the water.
04:32 - The only reason I don't swim now is that I won't put this body into a bathing suit.
04:36 - You ever stick your face in the water and look at these guys coming up the stream, especially Sam.
04:41 - He likes it. - You stick your head in there, and they just kind of open their mouths.
04:45 - That's some ugly mothers, too, boy. Them teeth.
04:48 - I'm not a big fan of fish.
04:50 - I was just doing my thing.
04:52 Next thing you know, some enormous woman hooked me, took me out.
04:57 I landed on my back.
04:59 I was like, "Ugh," like that. Like, I couldn't breathe.
05:02 - I'm afraid of the water.
05:07 - I never knew you were afraid of the water.
05:09 - Oh!
05:11 - It's what gets revealed. - Yes.
05:13 - It's the big reveal.
05:15 - 60% of the polar bears are here, like, all year round.
05:18 Me, personally, I come down every Saturday and Sunday, unless, you know, something like family day comes up.
05:24 - When I was in search and quest of a hobby that would bring me outdoors,
05:29 birding just seemed to fit naturally.
05:32 - With me, it's just compulsive. I have to do it.
05:35 - Bird watching can get very boring.
05:43 - Yeah.
05:47 - If they're beautiful, it's great to see them.
05:50 - The colors of birds are like nothing else, like no other colors.
05:54 They're colorful, and it's the colors you obsess on.
05:57 - I don't see much wildlife, though.
06:01 - That was a squirrel. - That was a squirrel?
06:03 - That was definitely a squirrel.
06:04 - OK, not much wildlife, is what I said, personally.
06:06 - Squirrel, right there. - Where?
06:08 - Going up the tree. - I don't see a squirrel.
06:09 - Not on that tree, that tree. - No, no.
06:11 - Second tree back, there's a squirrel on that tree. - Yeah, definitely a squirrel.
06:13 - I like all kinds of creatures, as long as they're not attacking me or bothering me.
06:18 - Well, why would they attack you?
06:20 - Birds don't attack, but there's mosquitoes.
06:24 - Do you like mosquitoes? - Well, I think they're wonderful.
06:28 - When they're attacking you? - Sure.
06:31 - I'm scared of anything that's going to eat me.
06:34 - Bears and larger or something like that.
06:37 - Oh, God. Well, I mean, if I were... - Or trample to death.
06:40 - I mean, if I were out in the wild, I'd be sick with fear.
06:43 - Oh, let's see. I don't like spiders very much.
06:48 - Well, you'd come across a mad dog or something.
06:51 - Oh, wouldn't that be horrible?
06:53 - You don't go out there trying to pet a buffalo. That's stupid.
06:57 You know, he's a wild animal, even if he acts tame.
07:00 And besides that, he's bigger than you are.
07:02 Respect him. Give him his space.
07:04 If he got any brains.
07:07 - We are lions!
07:10 Pull up here, lions!
07:15 - My little nippity's hot.
07:17 I would like to spend more time in the woods.
07:23 - We'll talk about each other's pet peeves.
07:33 - I think I have a lot of pet peeves.
07:42 - I think I have a lot of pet peeves.
07:45 - Is a pet peeve something that gets on your nerves?
07:49 - Well, I tell you, the most unappealing thing is probably when he does snore.
07:58 But his snoring alerts me that he's not dead, so that's a plus.
08:06 - My daughter eats too fast.
08:09 - That annoys you?
08:10 - That annoys me bad.
08:11 - It looks like I did not teach you to eat with manners.
08:15 - 'Cause you gotta get it down, get it down, quick, quick, quick.
08:19 - I had no idea that it bothered you that bad.
08:21 - It really bothers me.
08:23 - I will work on it.
08:26 - Oh, bad drivers. I get so frustrated at drivers.
08:28 I yell. I just, you know, call them pretty much every name in the book.
08:31 - People are scary drivers.
08:33 - What is your problem?
08:34 - Oh, it drives me crazy. Just...
08:36 - You can kind of yell and give people the finger,
08:38 but then there's the whole issue of,
08:39 you know, are you perpetuating the general feeling of violence
08:44 and hostility on the nation's motorways?
08:46 And then there's also the question of,
08:48 are they gonna stop their car and shoot you?
08:50 - I've gotten in some people's faces.
08:52 I've messed some people up.
08:54 I don't enjoy fighting.
08:56 I don't like violence.
08:57 I don't like pain, per se.
08:58 I don't like inflicting it.
08:59 But at the same time, I'll come on you like shaft if I have to.
09:03 - What would you say is your biggest pet peeve about her?
09:06 - I'm gonna go ahead and say breath.
09:09 - Hey!
09:10 - Because I'll tell you why.
09:11 You know, her breath could smell like her other end.
09:14 - Well, here, let me tell you something, okay?
09:16 - It smells like you ate the rear of an elephant.
09:19 - She loves repetition.
09:22 She'll ask you one question,
09:24 then she'll ask you the same exact question later.
09:27 - Because you don't give me the complete answer.
09:29 - And the next time, she'll add three times.
09:31 - But sometimes you don't give me the complete answer,
09:34 or you don't even answer me,
09:36 so I have to ask the question again.
09:38 - Maybe.
09:39 - You can be real sneaky, too.
09:41 - Oh, baby, let me kiss you.
09:44 [inhales deeply]
09:47 - She smells her fingers.
09:50 - Okay, you used to, too, especially--
09:52 - No, I didn't! I did not!
09:53 - And you said they smelled like vinegar.
09:55 - And like you--
09:56 - Oh, it feels so good!
09:58 Oh, it feels so good!
10:00 - How are you doing, baby?
10:01 [both laugh]
10:05 - I don't think I have too many pet peeves.
10:09 I mean, I'm pretty, like, relaxed and, like, laid back,
10:14 so, like, I understand that, you know, stuff happens,
10:18 and sometimes, you know, you...
10:21 Yeah.
10:22 - He's a real sweet-tempered, even-keeled kind of guy.
10:28 - Thank you.
10:29 - So, you know, is that because he was neutered?
10:33 - Yo, man, that's cutting off the dog testicles.
10:36 That's whack, man.
10:37 - Yeah, there's got to be another way to neuter dogs.
10:39 - You know what? No matter what, nature will all find a way.
10:41 That's all I got to say about that.
10:43 - Wind chimes, little tinkly, romantic, glorious trills
10:51 on the gentle breeze drive me crazy.
10:56 - Vandalism bothers me.
10:59 It's a destructive thing that is just important
11:02 to whoever it is that's doing the vandalism,
11:04 and it's just a nuisance to everyone else.
11:08 - People making noise in their backyards
11:12 that they don't attend to.
11:13 I sneak out at night, and I take down neighbors' wind chimes.
11:19 - My sister annoys me a lot.
11:21 I tell her to stop sometimes, and she just keeps doing it.
11:25 Then she starts antagonizing me.
11:27 Then I may just give her, like, a little friendly push,
11:34 and I get in trouble, and she's not.
11:37 - One of my pet peeves is having B-1s fly over my airspace.
11:42 That's just, you know, one of my ongoing peeves.
11:46 - Here it is, the advanced future, you know,
11:49 and they still cannot make PA systems in the subway.
11:54 - An effective PA system.
11:56 - Big noses. I don't like big noses.
11:59 Because I always just, you know,
12:01 men have poor hygiene to begin with,
12:03 and so I know that they're picking their nose
12:05 and that they have a big nose.
12:06 I just know that there's probably, like, a lot to be picked,
12:08 and I don't even want to think about it.
12:10 [train rumbling]
12:14 - Ugh!
12:15 I have other peeves. I have other peeves.
12:18 Um...
12:23 [gurgling]
12:26 [gurgling]
12:40 [snoring]
12:42 - Oh, wake up.
12:44 - [yawning]
12:46 Sorry.
12:48 [snoring]
12:50 [gurgling]
12:52 - Are you sitting back?
12:58 You get your seat belts on, you ready for this one?
13:00 [clears throat]
13:02 [singing in foreign language]
13:06 How's that one, brah?
13:18 - Do you have any talents you'd like to share?
13:21 - I do John F. Kennedy very well, thank you very much.
13:24 I am from Boston, and I'm very happy to be here.
13:27 - There he is.
13:29 - I can do something, and it's like a click,
13:33 and it's like this.
13:35 [clicks]
13:37 I don't think it's a very necessary skill.
13:40 [clicks]
13:42 But I have it, so...
13:47 [clicks]
13:49 - There's a running horse.
13:51 [clicks]
13:53 - Let's have a horse race, let's have a horse race.
13:55 [clicks]
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14:07 [clicks]
14:09 Okay, you came in second, you're dog meat.
14:13 [crics]
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