Wild Life (2020) Wild Life E001 Bad Water
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00:57Perfect just the way you are, Dvrk.
00:59Ha ha, thanks Carl. You keep me going.
01:02Ouh, hey ouh, oh that's cool, they have my size.
01:05Ha ha, here we go.
01:07Really great session today. Put it on my tab, Carl.
01:18Wow, sweet rig, Darby.
01:20Ha ha, oh, you no teased.
01:22Heh heh, souped her up a little bit.
01:24Love the paint job, Super Metal.
01:26What? What the?
01:27Oh, fucking humans.
01:30Well, all she needs now is a sick ass hood ornament.
01:33And there's only one place to get it.
01:37Some place, right?
01:39The mall.
01:40Wanna come with? Go shopping, go primal, murder some humans.
01:44Come on, you in? What do you say?
01:45Yeah, I'm not like, um, really doing primal right now.
01:49And I can't go because someone's got plans.
01:51With Marnie.
01:52Tonight's the night, huh?
01:54Rawr.
01:57And she knows it's a date this time, right?
01:59Like, the word date has been uttered.
02:01Yeah, no, totally. I mean, of course, sort of.
02:04Oh, whatever it is, I'd lose the dead flowers.
02:07What? The flowers are totally dead, what?
02:10I just picked these five minutes ago.
02:12Mm-hmm. Oh yeah, this water's toxic as hell.
02:16Toxic? We have to get to Marnie ASAP!
02:20Don't drink that, it's toxic!
02:23Don't paint that, it's toxic!
02:26Don't date him, he's toxic!
02:31Marnie! Marnie! Oh, no! I'm too late!
02:35Up here, Glen.
02:37Marnie! You're alive!
02:38Yeah, I was just swimming around my tank, bored out of my skull,
02:42when the most amazing thing happened.
02:44The water turned to burning acid!
02:46I had to get up before I died.
02:48Now I get to be a land animal like you guys.
02:50Think I'm getting this walking thingy down.
02:52Oh, fuck, no I don't.
02:54Oh, wow, okay, you're drying out pretty quickly, so...
02:56We need to get you back in the tank ASAP.
02:59Don't you want to be alive for our date-slash-low-key-friend-hang-slash-
03:01whatever you want to call it, or what did you call it?
03:03Oh, cool, is that tonight?
03:04Amazing. Who else is coming?
03:07Yeah, I was just thinking maybe, like, me and you, no one else.
03:10Ooh, maybe we go hiking!
03:12Totally! Awesome!
03:14Yeah, first I just want to fix the whole water situation.
03:16Darby, how do we fix the water situation?
03:18Well, if all the water in the zoo's like this,
03:21then we're gonna need a new water filter.
03:23And there's only one place to get it.
03:26Paul? Who's Paul?
03:27What? No, Viv, the mall.
03:29Ah!
03:31Pass.
03:36If we don't fix the water, Marnie's gonna die.
03:38She's dying as we speak!
03:40Land, Marnie, fuck yeah!
03:42She sounds fine to me.
03:43Come on, Debbie, can't you at least just keep an eye on Marnie?
03:46Ugh, I really wish I could,
03:48but I promised Billy he and the boys could practice their nail technique on me.
03:52Sorry.
03:53What kind of friend are you, Debbie?
03:55I guess the kind of friend who supports Billy's professional dream
03:58of opening a first-class spa.
03:59I'll go, but I never get to go.
04:03Not now, Hudson.
04:04Come on, Bamboo, do us a solid and we'll get you something from the mall.
04:08Here's what you're gonna get me.
04:10A Takagi X-12 whole muscle orbital 360 non-gravital executive massage chair.
04:16In black.
04:17Uh, no.
04:18Fine.
04:19Get me some sunglasses.
04:21Make sure they're black.
04:22Okay, deal.
04:22Did you hear me? I can fight!
04:24I can do it!
04:25Enough, Hudson!
04:26You know you're banned from the mall, and you know why.
04:29Rest in peace, Lionel.
04:30All right, come on, Vivs.
04:32We need your claws in case mall humans try to kill us.
04:34Plus, you need H2O just like the rest of us.
04:36Sorry, Darby, but I got all the H2O I need right here.
04:41Plus H2X, yellow triple six,
04:43and something called Krakazine?
04:46With Krakazine!
04:49Dear God, what in the...
04:51Damn, girl.
04:52I'll go. I need more dynamite.
05:00To the ball!
05:04I'm thinking something that really makes the hood pop, you know?
05:06Like antlers or maybe a pegasus.
05:09Can't this go any faster?
05:11You need to relax, bud.
05:13Here, hit this.
05:15You can if you want.
05:18Hey, how are you not freaking out right now?
05:22We're going to the mall, baby.
05:23Where, by the way, you could get a sick-ass gift
05:25for your low-key friend bang or whatever tonight.
05:27A gift?
05:30Yeah, I'll get her the perfect gift.
05:37That shit good, right?
05:38You say something, Viv?
05:41She's really tweaking.
05:43Yeah, that's why I don't fuck with Zerg.
05:44It's hardcore shit.
05:45Hey, where's the toad?
05:46Lick, lick, pass, buddy.
05:48Oh, this is so boring.
05:51You want to do feet stuff,
05:52this is the best feet stuff.
05:54There's like a million things I want to do.
05:56Hey, I've never killed a human.
05:58Maybe we could do that?
05:59Start simple, a small injured one.
06:02Damn, girl.
06:03Your skin is straight-up gross as hell.
06:05Deb, no offence,
06:07but fuck this, the ground is calling me.
06:12Screw it.
06:13Look, more ground.
06:15Fine, I'll go get her.
06:18But this doesn't count against my hour.
06:21So don't try me.
06:25All right, remember where we parked.
06:27Next to the bottomless chasm just past the mass grave.
06:29And don't forget to be quiet and stealthy.
06:31We don't want to attract the attention of any humans.
06:33Got it?
06:34Guys?
06:35Need Zerg.
06:38What you need is to ask yourself some hard questions, Viv.
06:41Well, let's go shopping.
06:45J'ai les jambes.
06:50C'est tout, les gars.
06:52Couvrez-la de la tête à la fin.
06:53Oh, je ne me moque pas.
06:55Je ne suis pas construite pour mourir.
06:57Les pieds sont trop élevés.
06:58Je vous le dis, Marnie,
07:00comme quelqu'un qui a vu et fait tout,
07:03et je veux dire tout,
07:05il n'y a rien que j'aimerais faire
07:07pour me faire un peu de plaisir.
07:09Je ne veux pas faire de la merde.
07:11Tout.
07:13Il n'y a rien que j'aimerais faire
07:14plutôt que de m'amuser dans la piscine toute la journée.
07:17Tu rêves de ça, Tank.
07:19Je veux juste goûter la vie de la terre de temps en temps, tu sais.
07:22J'espère que Glenn va avoir le meilleur moment de sa vie.
07:32Finalement.
07:33Dormir, mon ami.
07:36Oh, mon Dieu !
07:37D'accord, quel est un ornament plus fou ?
07:39Cet ornament de plasma ?
07:40Tu ne vas pas croire ça.
07:41C'est vraiment fou.
07:42Pouvez-vous juste me donner le filtre d'eau pour sauver Marnie ?
07:44Et le cadeau ?
07:45Oubliez le cadeau !
07:46Nous sommes venus ici pour une seule raison,
07:48et une seule raison seulement,
07:49pour sauver Marnie.
07:50Hey !
07:51C'est le Primal Glenn que j'ai cherché.
07:54Je ne vais pas aller à la merde au Primal !
07:56Je veux juste sortir d'ici avant de me tuer !
07:58Je veux juste sortir d'ici avant de me tuer !
08:00Je veux juste sortir d'ici avant de me tuer !
08:01Je veux juste sortir d'ici avant de me tuer !
08:02Oh mon Dieu, le cadeau parfait !
08:05J'ai ton cadeau parfait ici.
08:08Fils de pute.
08:09Restez là, fricot !
08:11Nous préférons être génétiquement réfinés.
08:13Nous, non ?
08:14Au contraire, nous avons les mains plus effrayantes.
08:16Juste fricot, ça va avec moi.
08:18Vive, vite, les doigts !
08:21Ah, mon dieu.
08:22D'accord, vous morons.
08:24Vous devriez vous enlever,
08:25à moins que vous voulez vous entendre avec le plus vicieux,
08:27le plus sauvage, le plus sanglant,
08:29le plus démoniaque,
08:30le plus démoniaque,
08:31le plus démoniaque,
08:32le plus sanglant
08:33le plus démoniaque,
08:34l'immortel Lex !
08:38Hey les gars,
08:39Hey les gars,
08:40Je vais faire une beaufburst.
08:41Je vais faire une beauburst.
08:42Peut-être je ne suis pas un guide,
08:43Peut-être je suis parfait telle que je suis d'habitude.
08:44Peut-être je suis parfait telle que je suis d'habitude.
08:46Où vous voyez ce que je parle ?
08:47Où vous voyez ce que je parle ?
08:48Ou à qui ça contacte ?
08:49Au rentard !
08:50Au rentard !
08:59Vite, Lex.
09:00Je suis un cheater d'enfant !
09:03Oh, Glenn...
09:04Allons-y !
09:05Me reconnaissez !
09:06Hudson, qu'est-ce que vous faites ici ?
09:08Je vais vous faire des fusils !
09:09Hudson, maintenant !
09:10Oh, mon Dieu ! Ils ont fait Darby l'ornement !
09:13Mauvais Darby !
09:14Va au primal !
09:16Vous devez aller au primal, Glenn !
09:25Mon Dieu, non...
09:30Oh, mon Dieu...
09:37Primal, Glenn !
09:38Merde !
09:40Oh, putain !
10:06Oh, putain !
10:09Lâchez-moi !
10:18Oh, dégueulasse, mec !
10:21Deux ans de thérapie sur le train...
10:24Carl va être tellement en colère...
10:25Merde, Carl !
10:26Le primal Glenn est un con !
10:28Embrasse-le !
10:29C'est un cadeau, mec !
10:30Un putain de cadeau !
10:33Darby, tu es un fils de pute !
10:35Un cadeau !
10:37Oh, Glenn, c'est parfait !
10:39Ouais, je me suis dit que tu pourrais être un animal de terre quand tu veux.
10:42Ouais, qu'est-ce d'être un animal de terre que de tomber sur mon cul tout le temps sans rien faire ?
10:46Et regarde...
10:48J'en ai un deuxième, tu sais, pour notre hang-out de amis bas-coups ou quoi que ce soit.
10:52Putain, j'adore ça !
10:54Billy, les gars ! J'ai 20 minutes sur le clock !
10:56Allons faire du boulot !
10:58Ouais, merci.
11:01On ne peut pas avoir un hang-out de amis bas-coups sans tous nos amis, tu sais ?
11:05Ouais, je suis le meilleur !
11:07Ouais, mec.
11:09Merci Dieu, tout est de nouveau normal et tout le monde est en sécurité.
11:17Bon, les gars.
11:18Allons profiter de ce jour fou !