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Frank The Tank
Transcript
00:00 It started as an art, reviewing hot dogs.
00:04 And from that first review that I spiked at that lousy hot dog party,
00:10 through Rutz Hut, Gene & Jude's, Ben's Chili Bowl,
00:15 all the great places in between, the windmill, Kinks,
00:19 coast to coast, north and south, we've been everywhere.
00:22 And now it's time, the big one, 300.
00:27 300 episodes, Raw Doggy with a Tank.
00:31 We went to Albuquerque, Albuquerque, that's right,
00:35 for the dog house, which was in Breaking Bad.
00:38 Is it Breaking Bad? Well, we'll see.
00:41 But better call Saul, because, and all your best friends,
00:47 because it's episode 300 of Raw Doggy with a Tank.
00:52 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
01:00 300 episodes, Raw Doggy with a Tank.
01:04 [music]
01:07 Take me out for some hot dogs.
01:13 300, 300, episode 300 of Raw Doggy with Frank the Tank.
01:23 It's hard to believe it. We've now done 300 episodes.
01:27 We started at that little Fugazi food truck where I spiked the hot dog.
01:32 And we've seen some of the greatest hot dogs,
01:35 coast to coast, up and down the eastern seaboard,
01:39 from L.A. to Boston.
01:43 Well, we're now here in Albuquerque, New Mexico,
01:46 land of enchantment, New Mexico, at the dog house,
01:50 which was featured prominently on Better Call Saul and Breaking Bad.
01:55 And, well, look at this dog.
01:58 At night, he's lit up, and his tail wags, his tail wags.
02:06 Beautiful scenery here, beautiful location.
02:12 Look at this place.
02:14 Let's see if these hot dogs are worthy of the tank.
02:18 Raw Doggy, episode 300.
02:22 Ooh.
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03:22 Here you go. These are the hot dogs here at the dog house.
03:26 Now, first things first. They cut the dog.
03:29 You know how I feel about cutting a dog. Don't cut the dog.
03:32 You let the juices escape.
03:34 Secondly, these are full-on hot dogs.
03:36 I don't understand why they cut it in half.
03:40 If you want to cut it in half, just have regular-sized hot dogs.
03:47 So that's two things. Now, the bun feels good.
03:49 I like that they toast the bun.
03:52 This is not what the partner should be grilled.
03:55 This is the part that should be grilled.
03:57 That's a nice hot dog, and the bun-to-dog ratio is good.
04:04 But let's see if this hot dog actually passes the test.
04:12 This is the side of the shirt.
04:18 It doesn't have a good chowing.
04:24 It has a decent enough taste. It tastes like a little bit of a pork and beef blend.
04:37 I'm going to give this hot dog a double.
04:40 Could it possibly be a triple?
04:45 Could it possibly be a triple?
04:49 But cutting the dog in the middle reduces it to a double.
04:57 But it is a good dog.
05:02 If it's all together, it would be an even better dog.
05:07 Now, here's the chili dog. Chili is very sloppy.
05:10 Very sloppy chili dog.
05:12 I don't see the cheese, but let's see how the chili actually tastes.
05:15 I have high expectations for the chili here.
05:23 It's a good spice. Very spicy chili.
05:30 Quite spicy.
05:36 Very caliente chili.
05:46 Very good.
05:48 You know, even with the dog cut, I think it gets triple.
05:53 Just think, it could have been over.
05:56 But the dog house has been here 50 years and has been an institution in Albuquerque.
06:04 These hot dogs are good.
06:08 Oh, and the fries.
06:14 Pedestrian average.
06:19 I'm going to give these fries a 6.7.
06:27 The dog house has been here over 50 years.
06:30 And now I've done 300 episodes.
06:33 Here's the 300 more.
06:35 And thanks to everyone who's helped me with hot dog reviews.
06:38 Janks, Mikey Betts, Michael Angelo, Coach Duggs, Justin Dolan, the editors, Kurt Ward, Chris Hameran, and all the other people.
06:49 A. Anyone who's ever helped me.
06:53 I forgot your name.
06:56 So many people have helped me over the years.
06:59 300 episodes including Crazy Crocs Kid.
07:03 Well, thank you.
07:06 300 episodes is quite a milestone.
07:09 And we plan to keep, we're not stopping, we're going for 300 more.
07:13 So stay tuned, leave a comment down below where I should go next.
07:17 Click like and subscribe, and keep raw dogging.
07:20 See you down the road.
07:25 [Music]
07:53 [Whoosh]
07:55 [Silence]

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