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00:38 All right, BFF's new episode. I feel like subject one, Josh is going to really have to like take the entire lead on unless Brie has become more evolved.
00:49 I have. I got into this shit. I feel like you have to now because it's like the biggest thing on the internet. I would die a rabbit hole.
00:57 If Kendrick Lamar walked down the street slapping the face, I'd have no idea who he was.
01:02 So it's hard. I just don't know him. I know Drake. I don't listen to either of their music.
01:08 So I'm really, I keep hearing about it, obviously, because it is huge on the internet, but I haven't delved in. So I'll let you guys take it.
01:16 Wait, Josh, I just have a I have a question. Have you switched up? Are you a team? Can not now?
01:21 No, never. Never. I'm always going to be on even after all the accusations.
01:26 I mean, how much of the accusations are you like believing, though? And then what are you not?
01:31 I guess is the question, because a lot of pedophile is a crazy accusation.
01:37 So is the pedophile. That's if it's all he calls him is pedophile.
01:42 He has a ring full of pedophiles. He's keeping all the pedophiles in his house.
01:46 He fucks minors. He pays for sex for minors. That's what that's all.
01:51 How is that believable? Why would Drake be paying?
01:54 That's pretty much that's that's kind of what Drake's response actually was.
01:58 He was like, I'm too famous for this shit. Like if this was real, I'd be outed like, hey, that's that might be a crazy stance to take.
02:05 Like, yo, I know you were going to call me a pedophile. I'm too famous to be a pedophile.
02:09 But there's a lot of famous pedophiles there. There are.
02:12 But I do. I think like it is a little bit of a reach.
02:18 I think the one video that everyone's like gravitating to is like watching and using for this is Drake's team brought up a girl at one of his concerts when Drake was like 24 and the girl was 17.
02:30 Apparently, like the next day was her birthday. Now, this was like, obviously, a long time ago, but doesn't like change anything.
02:37 So the girl was like 17. He was 24. And I think he like, you know, did the whole like serenade on stage and like I maybe like kissed her or something like that.
02:46 So there's that video that people are talking about that kind of our land in the like, oh, that's that's very different.
02:54 Not that's not great. No, but that's very different than what like accusation me a pedophile like Alex Earl kissed an underage guy at a bar.
03:02 We talked about it. She didn't know the like guy was at the age if you're at a concert like twice.
03:07 So that's very different than being like it's saying here. Like they're mentioning the same breath with Harvey Weinstein and shit like that.
03:15 I mean, that's an entirely different can of worms. He's like he knows all of the secrets and he's been like the secrets around Hollywood and how it's super weird.
03:25 And all of the people that are like pedophiles and that Drake runs with them pretty much is what he's saying.
03:30 And he also said that Drake has a daughter. Yeah, but that's not true. Is it not? So in the rap game, I feel like you should have to only be able to say true shit.
03:40 So this is this was part of this was part of Drake's entire play in this game was he had people.
03:49 Apparently, Drake had people in his camp feed Kendrick's camp false information. So Drake would know exactly what he was going to rap about.
03:57 So like there were like Kendrick kept saying like, oh, you got rats and OVO that are giving me this info, this info and that.
04:04 And all of it was just set up by Drake's team like to get him to rap about like him being on Ozempic to get him to rap about all these little things.
04:12 They were all the daughter that was pushed by Drake's team. They're like, oh, and he'll rap about this daughter that doesn't exist.
04:19 So that all of Kendrick's bars weren't even that. So did like a lot of them weren't valid to Drake a proof he did this.
04:26 Like that's what his recent diss was all about. That's what Drake's recent track was all about. Like, oh, this was just all a set up, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
04:33 But so you've got to somehow have proof you got to like have proof that you were doing it, like laying it out before.
04:38 And that reminds me when we got in trouble for people said I hated unions because I didn't like dead spin.
04:46 And then we had Tommy and PFT create like a fake union. And they were like trying to anonymously reach out to the press to like leak stuff.
04:54 But so who side? I mean, from just seeing the headlines, I thought I've seen most people saying Drake's losing.
05:01 Can I think demolishing? I think right now is info or real info. That's just so it's pretty slow.
05:09 I think it's split. I think it's pretty split. Like I think that Kendrick has some like there's some cool tracks.
05:16 I mean, it's hard because, you know, if one of them is fake, it's like Kendrick's already had to remove like certain pictures off his album covers or like the cover for the songs because he's finding out like, oh, this info isn't real.
05:28 Did he do that? Yeah. He what I saw was that he had to remove that. He didn't have to.
05:35 But Apple Music wouldn't let him put it on there because it had like medical info on it.
05:39 OK, OK, OK, OK. I saw that last night. So I don't know if I guess. Yeah, it was a legal thing.
05:45 But Drake's song also like is calling out Kendrick for beating up his wife, calling up, calling out.
05:52 Did that happen? That's so all of it. All of it's he said, she said, though, right. Like or he said, he said.
05:59 But they're like they're both throwing out these like allegations at each other. So it's just like, which ones do you want to believe in? Which ones don't you?
06:08 Like a lot of people are saying like, oh, well, Drake's are fake, but it's like, well, then why do you believe Kendrick's or people that are saying it's right.
06:16 So it's a it's a. Those are two like. If you're going to make up like they're super bad things about somebody.
06:24 Oh, and Drake's pedophile, a white leader. Those are top of the list things you're going to do.
06:29 There's not want to pick a team because they're both terrible guys. If either of the things are true.
06:34 I don't believe the Drake pedophile stuff. No offense. Like not knowing anything about it.
06:39 He pays for sex. Drake pays for sex. Why would Drake ever pay for sex? That's kind of where I'm at, too.
06:46 Like, I don't I don't think the pedophile thing on Drake is real. But then it's like, well, what do I think about Kendrick is real?
06:55 You know what I mean? I've said this from the beginning. My sense is like, yo, this is just a great for great for rap fans.
07:02 Like, that's how I really I've said that before in the pod. And that's how kind of like my take on it is like we're just getting these two great rap artists to drop consistently, which Kendrick hasn't done in forever.
07:15 So it's kind of fun if you're a Kendrick fan, if you're a Drake fan, you get to listen to both these guys and both of them are coming out with crazy bars.
07:22 It's like it's fun to listen to. Is the music really entertaining? Yeah.
07:26 Kendrick's is really good. And Drake's recent one is good. Do you have to agree, though? Kendrick is Kendrick's music that he's been putting out is better than Drake's for the disses.
07:35 I don't know if that's true. I feel like you're just like listening to your for you page algorithm.
07:40 No, I listen to all of them. I didn't see anything on my for you page. I think Kendrick. I think Kendrick's.
07:46 I think Kendrick's. Yeah, but I don't know if that means he's winning because he's putting out more.
07:52 I know I just think they sound better and I think he's better. Does this stay civil?
07:57 Meaning someone was outside of got shot this morning at his house.
08:03 Well, that's not so civil because I remember like our day, my day.
08:08 I don't say what our day like back in your house.
08:11 Two pack. These people were getting murdered like East Coast, West Coast and people are dying.
08:17 Interest like how that's what I guess is like, is it really like fucking hate personal people getting shot?
08:24 Is that related to this? The driving? Yeah, I Hendrix definitely hate him, man.
08:30 He has he's he's up the level of what a hater truly can be.
08:34 I hate the way that you walk. I hate the way that you talk. I hate the way that you dress like it.
08:39 But Drake doesn't strike me as somebody to be like scared of is Kendrick somebody you'd be like scared of.
08:46 I feel like neither of them are scary. Yeah.
08:49 Well, that's what I'm asking. Like Suge Knight was fucking scary.
08:52 Like, I mean, I don't think you're killing it. I don't think either of these people compared to Suge Knight.
08:57 I think that's what I'm asking. Like, yeah, no, I think I know when you want to talk like Biggie and that's that's a different time of hip hop compared to today.
09:06 Yeah, I think it will, especially in what someone just got shot.
09:09 So what's that all about? Especially in the Drake might be fans.
09:12 I don't think. Yeah, that's the thing. It could just be literally crazy fans.
09:16 Yeah. Anyone. But that's still scary regardless.
09:19 That's why you're sure. Fine. For sure. All right. Well, I'll get my update.
09:24 So if someone asks me, it gets crazy.
09:27 Drake outed like Kendrick for being molested when he was a kid, and that's why he's on Drake about the like pedo stuff.
09:33 And it's a trauma thing. But we don't know any of that's true.
09:36 It's kind of. Yeah. You look in. Nobody knows.
09:39 That's I mean, these are things like nothing's that unusual.
09:44 It's personal, but not like if someone's like you slipped on a banana peel and hit your head on the ground and got a concussion on 11th Street.
09:54 Like, that's so weird. But like you're molested.
09:57 Your child molester, your pedophile, you beat your wife.
10:00 Those are like just top of the chart scumbag behaviors.
10:05 Like you could say that about anybody. How do you prove and disprove that?
10:09 Yeah. I mean, yeah, it's a rabbit hole, man.
10:13 Like you go into like Kendrick. One of Kendrick security guards was with like his wife.
10:17 And yeah, I saw that. Like two of his kids are like the security guards.
10:23 I don't know. It gets it gets. It's a lot of like, how are you ever going to know if it's real?
10:29 I'm actually glad I'm not involved. It seems like a lot of work as a fan to keep up.
10:33 It kind of is a lot. That's why I just like to listen to music when it drops and kind of just enjoy the music.
10:38 Yeah. Yeah. I've just really been listening to the music.
10:41 OK. Is there anything else we could add to this?
10:45 There's like a whole sheet. Kendrick suggests Drake commit crimes at Shillam Prison.
10:49 We already talked about that. Drake has sex offenders on payroll and that people like Drake should die.
10:54 All right. I think that's more of that. Yeah.
10:57 And then the shooting and that's it's nice. I feel like I would have to to like truly be like this is who I think is winning.
11:04 And this is my opinion on this. And this is what I would have to do.
11:07 I like I would have to deep dive, deep dive into this. And I don't I haven't done that yet.
11:11 I've listened to the music on like surface level. I was like, oh, a fan that's liking the back and forth.
11:18 Drake's Ovo store in London was also vandalized. I've so impressed. They not like us on the window.
11:23 Was that me? Yeah, it's a reference. All right.
11:27 Well, we'll keep you posted on that. Tom Brady, the Tom Brady roast, which is why it was excellent.
11:34 It was hilarious. But I do have thoughts on it.
11:37 What are your thoughts? Well, first, why were you there? I mean, I was invited. I just didn't go.
11:43 Yeah, of course you were. I didn't go because Gabby it was Gabby's last day in Brazil.
11:47 Netflix invited. Why would like why would Netflix invite you over me?
11:52 No offense to anybody basically else in the world. Like I mean, you were bringing everybody.
11:58 Why would Netflix? I was surprised that you were invited.
12:02 I mean, like Dave is like Tom Brady, Boston guy.
12:05 Like I was surprised you probably have more information on Brady than anybody on that panel.
12:11 I'm friends with everybody on the panel. I like to roast like you're wondering why you weren't roasting.
12:16 No, I just invited. No one told me it was fucking happening.
12:20 Oh, Mally did it. It didn't even process to me what she was talking about when she's like Tom.
12:25 I didn't even I thought she was a red carpet on some movie that he was in.
12:28 Or I didn't even know this thing was happening. Wow. The roast. Yeah.
12:33 So like Netflix, it's your boy. Yeah.
12:38 I like Brady Belichick Portnoy. Not anymore. Brady Belichick, Chicken Fry.
12:43 Oh, Mally. What was Feidelberg doing there?
12:46 Feidelberg. He didn't even know he hopped on a plane that morning because he was like, oh my God, I have a ticket to this.
12:52 They invited. I think he was there with Bert and Tom Segura.
13:01 Oh, I have a question. I have a question about the roast and I haven't seen anyone talk about that.
13:05 I you're going to talk about what I'm going to. Oh, what? What am I going to talk about that?
13:09 They know the jokes beforehand. Who knows the jokes beforehand? Well, clearly a lot of people do.
13:13 Well, they're the teleprompters reading all of the jokes as it goes on.
13:18 So you can see them before they say them. Correct. So how can a teleprompter respond to a joke that was told earlier in the night?
13:26 Unless you know, the joke's coming. Wait, what are you asking? What's your question here?
13:30 So how does Bob Craft respond about a funeral joke right off a teleprompter?
13:36 Julian, that old man makes a next time the Patriots will be together will be at your funeral.
13:41 And then Bob Craft responds, Julian, you won't be invited to my funeral reading off a teleprompter.
13:47 So the teleprompter is already made and he's responding to a joke that's already been told.
13:53 OK, so it pauses and they kept saying like, like scroll back up because they would add their own stuff in.
13:59 Bob Craft ain't adding in his own stuff. That's right. Depending on the people.
14:03 And you think they're live editing it? I don't think so. No, no.
14:06 They write for everyone beforehand. So they know this. Correct. So they know the jokes. Correct.
14:10 Well, not everyone, though. Like, it kind of changes. So you don't think Bob Craft read his script before he read it?
14:15 No, of course. Someone like that. Like, but I'm saying like. He didn't let anyone write for him. He did it.
14:20 He was the only person that didn't let someone write for them. So then he saw the jokes.
14:25 He would have had to. He would have had to have seen or that was just like part of like a one off bit that they were going to do together.
14:33 But like Tom Brady, most of the time, like Tom Brady responded to Randy Moss's ring thing.
14:38 He let off with it in a well-crafted joke. So he had to know what he was doing.
14:43 Yeah. Then they were definitely both like, I mean, no offense to Tom Brady.
14:48 He's not coming up in like having like a killer stand up, which is my question.
14:52 Overall, the roast was great. But when everyone's like, oh, Brady roasted Kim Kardashian or this person roasted that the writers roasted him.
15:00 Yeah. Yeah. So writer roasting or there was grain like I mean, like.
15:06 Even when I did a roast, like people were with me writing it like someone's always with you writing.
15:13 Yeah, there's 20 or 30 writers listed. I'm sure. I'm sure Tom Brady was like there with the writers at least once.
15:19 One of the times being like, I want to talk about this, this, this and that. Now make it funny.
15:23 You know, rehearsals and stuff, too. Yeah. No, they they're not going to let a Netflix like it was.
15:28 It was definitely why it was their first live thing to like they couldn't they couldn't fuck it up.
15:33 I mean, it was a Patriot fan. I fucking loved it. Sorry, Brie, go ahead.
15:37 No, you're fine. It was it was sick as a Patriot fan, too, or just to be from Boston.
15:40 It was cool. But did you guys see? So there was I forget her name, the the lesbian comedian.
15:47 Yeah, she made a joke about Bert, like not doing drugs or whatever.
15:51 Did they show him pulling out a bag of cocaine on the roast or was that could you only see that in person?
15:57 You can only see that in person because it was crazy.
16:00 He was like, you saw it like on the big screen when you were there.
16:03 And he was like, should I pull it out? Should I pull it out? And he pulls out this bag of cocaine.
16:07 And everyone like it was crazy.
16:10 We were like not incriminating. And he was like, oh, my gosh. Oh, my God. And I've just been so curious if it was not on the thing.
16:18 No, no, no, no. It was fucking crazy. So it had to have been real.
16:22 That was not shown. The other one that I wasn't sure if it was real.
16:26 I've been told it was was Brady right in the beginning being like to Jeff Ross, like, don't talk about craft in the massage.
16:33 Like, I thought that was part of like the sticky part of it.
16:36 But everyone else has been like, no, that was serious. And I was told there were two things off limits, craft and Brady's kids.
16:45 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because Nikki Nikki Glazier already said, like, I was going to make a joke about the kid, but I left that one out.
16:52 Like, there was already one where she was talking about, oh, I hope it was something like, oh, Tom, I hope we're able to hook up and make out at the after party.
17:01 I hope you kiss me like you kiss your kids or something along those lines.
17:04 And she didn't say that. Yeah, she didn't say it. That was that was a glaring omission.
17:09 Like that video of making fun of him, though, that video of how he made out with this kid.
17:14 That was absolutely a glaring omission. So I could see that being like, you can't talk about.
17:18 I thought you weren't allowed to talk about how he looks like Skeletor anymore until Edelman went in on it.
17:24 Yeah. Because nobody mentioned. No, he definitely his one thing was like, you can't talk about the kid kissing thing.
17:31 Did anyone talk about like such low hanging fruit? Yes, everyone. Yeah. Yeah.
17:35 Did anyone talk about Antonio Brown in it? I did. A little. Yeah. OK. OK. A little.
17:39 I mean, for the comedians were great. Like Nikki Glazer, I expected.
17:43 I feel like people who didn't expect Nikki Glazer to be great haven't really paid attention to her or how she is and Rosa.
17:49 Be like, she kills that. Ruthie Cummings was vicious during a roast.
17:52 Like, she's great at that. You just haven't seen it. But for me, she was number one for me.
17:57 See, I like that because we have that was better than like Belichick was awesome and Edelman.
18:03 And they talked about things that probably only Patriot fans like I'm sure a lot of people don't know who Guerrero is.
18:09 The TV 12 guy for Patriot fans. He's an integral part in the downfall of the dynasty.
18:15 So like when Belichick was like a lot of people said we butted heads, Tom and I, that's not true.
18:20 His head was too far up. Guerrero's ass for us. Like I laughed out loud.
18:25 Like the the the comments between Patriot players that were almost like inside jokes.
18:31 That was heaven for me while I was simultaneously crying.
18:35 I wasn't invited, but good motivation. I thought I was a little bit of a bigger star than I am.
18:42 Clearly, I overestimated myself. I made the video, the Brady six, when like all those quarterbacks got trapped behind him.
18:48 He's crying motivation. Everyone in the sun made it to that event. I didn't even get a hey, we're doing it.
18:54 Like, you know how I saw it. I went on Netflix to find a movie. I'm like, I have nothing to watch right now.
19:00 It's like, what is this fucking thing? And then I just tuned in. No idea. It was coming.
19:04 Not zero. I feel like we talked about it last week. We did talking about interviewing Tom Brady.
19:09 I was like, I thought it like Brady has that like movie like the Brady like the Brady bunch.
19:15 Are those old women who go to like 80s for Brady? Yeah, I thought but I thought that came out like two years ago.
19:22 I thought no, but I thought he just produced like another movie and was like, okay, I didn't know what it was.
19:28 Yeah, I didn't know it was gonna be so vicious. It's the greatest roast of all time. Giselle, man.
19:33 Woo. You think? Okay. Do you think Giselle? Do you guys think Giselle? That's what it's called.
19:38 Oh, because it was the goat roast. Yeah. Do you guys think Giselle watches that?
19:42 What do you think Giselle thinks? She's gonna find out about and be bullshit.
19:46 There was a quote that already came out that she was not happy. Sources are saying, how could you?
19:50 How could you be happy? Was there a lot of jokes about her? A lot. Yeah. A ton. Like a lot.
19:58 That makes sense. That makes sense. You go. It's an easy job, right? You go for the ex-wife.
20:03 It was great. It was a plus. It was far more vicious, far more brutal.
20:08 Almost everything they talked about except maybe the kiss. Brady's kid having a huge hog.
20:14 I would have brought that up. Yeah. Maybe that's why you weren't invited.
20:19 Maybe you weren't invited because you literally said that in last week's podcast, I think.
20:23 You were like, if I had a question for Tom Brady, I would ask him, does his kid have a huge penis?
20:27 You wanna hear my, as I say, that it was a blow to my ego and I feel like really hurt and slighted
20:33 and I'm just a schmo. You wanna hear my big ego theory? Yeah. I was nixed by Kim Kardashian.
20:38 Oh, like you're so big, Kim actually cut you off kind of thing.
20:42 Imagine me potentially being in a room with access. Like imagine if they're like,
20:49 hey, you have 60 seconds like Dana White. I would have just roasted Kim.
20:53 I would have acted like it was a Kim, like Kim was there.
20:56 And if you put a mic in front of my face, I'm going at, forget this, forget Tom.
21:00 Great Tom. One on me. I'm coming at you, Amy. Like I'm, by the way, how loud was the booing?
21:06 Oh my God. She is hated. I love it. I got hated. It was every time.
21:13 You got hard? Yeah. I got an erection. You got an erection watching her get booed?
21:18 Well, thank you. I know a lot of people make fun of your height.
21:25 Oh, she is despised. They hate you, Amy. And let me tell you something.
21:38 This roast is supposed to be all me, like ruthless. Yeah. Kevin Hart and the others were like,
21:43 calm down. Like, no, no, no. They were trying to help her. That's how bad it got.
21:46 You don't help anybody at a roast. No, she got assassinated.
21:50 Every time they showed her on camera too. I don't know if it was like on the live stream.
21:55 She got booed too. No, they didn't show that part.
21:57 She was just every time she was shown or talked about, it was like, I was like, fuck, this is like awkward.
22:03 Did she get cheered off though? Didn't she get cheered off? Not really.
22:07 She did a couple of jokes that were okay. She got a couple of come back like, applauds.
22:10 Okay. But she was definitely the hated one of the night.
22:15 So, Dave, if we gave you like 60 seconds right now, like let's say you have your 60 seconds.
22:21 How does it feel dating a Nazi? I hope you're happy with your kids are dancing Taylor Swift's music.
22:27 She fucking ruined you, you piece of shit. You should be in jail for editing that fucking video of Taylor Swift.
22:34 She fucking owned you. You just got fucking booed to all hell because everyone fucking hates you.
22:39 You're a fucking nothing more than a porn star, which I am too.
22:42 So I won't go too hard on that, but you're just a biggest scumbag piece of shit.
22:46 The only reason people know you is your fucking like uncle or whatever defended a murderer.
22:51 You're fucking dead to me. Something like that. And that's all that.
22:55 That is off. Yeah, that's no right. That's not right. That ain't right.
22:59 That's just from the heart. I get writers out of the room.
23:02 That wasn't even a joke. That was just a rant.
23:05 That's just strange. Would you look her in the eyes?
23:08 Oh, yeah. I don't think he'd look at it. Tom had a really good joke.
23:13 He was like, you're the only thing you're worried about is your kids being alone with with your husband.
23:19 And it looked like the look she gave him was like, we talked about this before.
23:22 I can't believe you just said that. But I almost guarantee Kim knew that was coming.
23:27 Yeah. Kardashian. Thank you so much for being here.
23:31 I know Kim was terrified to be here tonight, not because of this, but because her kids are at home with their dad.
23:39 I was like, audibly going, oh, I was also told and I won't say by who, but a absolutely 100% guaranteed credible source.
23:51 The roasters were not told she would be there. So they couldn't pre write jokes about her.
23:56 Tom wrote one because he knew we got a list of all the talent going and she wasn't on it.
24:01 And everyone else was. Yes. She really gets to play like above the law.
24:05 Hey, like she plays above the law, social media world, like or I mean, like entertainment, whatever.
24:11 Like she always can just do what she wants. It's like I'm coming, but no one gets to.
24:16 Like, correct. Because she would have gotten savaged. She would have gotten savaged by the jokes.
24:21 So nobody, anything that was said about her was in real time. Nobody knew she was coming.
24:26 Um, what did you think about? I was so pumped that Ben Affleck was there and he was he was it was uncomfortable.
24:35 No one was laughing in my head. Here's my theory. I look like he did.
24:40 You guys seen Burt's blow. That's what it have you guys. He did. Yeah.
24:44 He shouldn't shave the beard. But have you guys seen all the hate that JLo is getting?
24:47 Yeah. No, but it was about his. It was like it was a sub tweet, I think, about all of the hate JLo was getting.
24:55 And he just got up there and was like talking about Tom Brady's fake. This one fake hater that he has.
25:00 He didn't roast Tom at all. At all. He was sucking his dick.
25:03 And then I was like, this is a sub tweet about everyone being mean to JLo.
25:07 And then I don't think like Brady cares about like somebody who's like you stink at throwing the foot.
25:12 It made no sense. No sense. It was so and I was such a Ben guy. I was like, it was awful.
25:18 It should have been Matt Damon. The other notable omission, which I again, because as much as I would have loved to be there,
25:26 the other guy that I'd be like, well, he makes more sense than I do is Bill Burr.
25:30 Oh, Dave, I went and saw his I saw his special. You went to his thing at the Hollywood Ball.
25:35 Yeah, because I was supposed to go with you. It was the funniest thing. I was like in tears two and a half hours long.
25:41 The funniest. So so he's pure Boston. He's like a top comedian in the world.
25:47 He's shocked he wasn't there. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe had a conflict, but he seems like somebody he probably should have been like the host.
25:55 And I like Kevin Hart. Kevin Hart does good. But yeah, crushed. He's good at the host, too.
26:00 He does a really good job. He's great. He's absolutely great. But Bill Burr.
26:05 Yeah, he kind of see like even to be on the comedian sitting on the side, he's far more connected to Brady.
26:11 Also, he should have been roasting. Yeah. Yeah. He was doing Netflix as a joke already.
26:16 Like it's like he was already there for the unless it was like like you said, like you had another show somewhere.
26:21 That's the only thing I can think he had some. So, you know, it was shocking to me.
26:24 And again, this this is a little window into how broken my ego was. I was like, who the fuck ran this thing?
26:31 And I looked up the lady. This thing was announced in 2022. They've been working on it for that long.
26:38 Oh, wow. She has a post from 2022 being like, it's finally happening. Tom Brady roast is from over two years ago. Crazy.
26:46 Wow. That is insane. So it was great. You know, and again, I'm a Boston guy.
26:53 Drew Bledsoe was awesome. His delivery was awesome. It was great.
26:58 I was like, what the hell? You you're like a comedian. Yeah. You have you ever thought about.
27:03 Have you ever thought about doing a roast? Yeah. Well, he's like a pro. What?
27:07 Have you ever thought about doing a roast, Dave? So I've said when I thought I'd be done with Barstool,
27:13 I was going to end it by trying to sell out MSG, which we want it because they won't give you the venue.
27:17 But like the Boston Garden or something in the way, why would an MSG give you the vent?
27:21 Just because Dolan hates my guts. He owns. Yeah. Yeah.
27:27 Hey, TD Garden would be cooler, though. Yeah. So an evening of hate with a port, right?
27:31 Where I just go after everybody that I've had pent up aggression and then all our people roast me.
27:37 Oh, that's cool. Yeah, it would kill. It would. It would crush. I would.
27:43 Could we put that was good on the roasters? Yeah. I was going to say, do I get it? Yeah, it would be all.
27:47 Yeah. Anybody. But that was tough to live up to. That was really, really.
27:51 I wasn't expecting much when I turned on. That was fantastic.
27:55 Outside of the fact half my company was there and got invited, apparently, except me,
27:59 which is strange because I went to jail with him. I post a picture of his kids dick.
28:03 I met him. I've been at the parties. Our entire company is based basically on the Patriots reign.
28:07 I was there when he came back for Tampa Bay. A lot of things. Other than that, it was great.
28:11 I think it set the precedent and there's going to be a lot more roasts on Netflix now.
28:17 They kind of just stole it from Comedy Central. Well, yeah. Well, Jeff Ross. Yeah. Yeah. Jeff Ross went with it. Right. Yeah.
28:23 I mean, they're doing live is clearly their mother doing the fight. The Jake Paul fight.
28:27 Yeah. So live is something that all those comedians have deals with Netflix already.
28:31 So it's like smart. It was great. LeBron would be a great one. I tuned in for that.
28:37 Now, heartbeat LeBron would be a really good one. Maybe they roast them. Kim Kardashian would never.
28:43 Massive. She never. I don't think LeBron would either. Really. Too sensitive. Yeah.
28:47 I was surprised Brady to be totally honest, but I was like, what? You don't need to do this.
28:51 You're telling me. And apparently he did it instantly. He agreed to it two years ago.
28:56 I think it's kind of a pretty cool thing to go do. I think it makes you look better coming out of it.
29:01 You can. I mean, that's like when Justin Bieber did it, he was at like the stage in his career where he was kind of almost like the most hated was after he'd like being caught for like urinating in public and doing all this shit.
29:14 And he goes on that comedy set and then everyone laughed at him and was like, you know what?
29:18 He is just a kid. He is just a kid. And then everyone likes you again. Like it's such a smart move. Humanize you.
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30:16 The Met Gala. I didn't see any of this. I was at the Bruins game, which is was in Florida.
30:23 Bruins look great. Better than I looked in Toronto. Shout out Bruins.
30:27 Sleeping. I know. Knocked out the Leafs for the billionth time.
30:31 What's that? Seven in a row now? What did you think?
30:34 Boy, they're awesome. Matthews kind of tough look to skip two games, win, come back and lose.
30:40 Yes. Super tough. Look, super tough. I mean, damn.
30:44 I don't even know. I don't know what to make of Toronto anymore.
30:47 They just always lose the 2024 Met Gala. Sleeping Beauty's reawakened fashion. Dress code was the Garden of Time.
30:53 I don't know. I've always said this. I want to go to the Met Gala.
30:56 I mean, I'd be so cool to go. Would you really step out in your fashion game?
31:02 Oh, yeah. I'd have to. I don't know what I do, but you'd forget about it.
31:06 It would be like a Josh fit. Nice. Yeah.
31:10 The big hitters weren't there. Like, Rihanna wasn't there. Blake Lively.
31:15 Rihanna had the fluke. Well, Zendaya is a big hitter. I was going to say, Zendaya kind of is the moment.
31:21 Yeah, just like the OG Queens of it. I feel like. Honestly, they should have invited Peaches.
31:25 That was a miss by them. That would have like got torn down the house for sure.
31:31 So I don't know if we're skipping a little bit ahead, but did you see Lana Del Rey and Kim Kardashian?
31:37 Hated it. I thought it was so funny. I thought it was so funny when Lana kept almost hitting Kim in the face with her big dress.
31:44 Have you seen that video clip, Dave? No. When they're in the interview and Kim keeps having to like.
31:49 Oh, God, I hope I don't. Well, thank you. With the magical night.
31:55 What is Lana Del Rey doing? Are they friends or not? That's why I love Lana, though, because I'm like,
32:03 she's just like always like it doesn't matter. Everyone that talks in line is an idiot and she just like does whatever she wants.
32:09 I'll tell you this. I was at the Derby and it was Taylor Swift rumor city.
32:15 Like everywhere you went, it's like Taylor Swift. Because Travis was there. Oh, at the Derby.
32:21 Yeah. No, Taylor. No, Taylor. No, Taylor. I have one either. Did you see Travis?
32:27 No, we were. I'm old. It's like I can't stay up past like 945. Right.
32:34 You got a bedtime. That's OK. He's tired. I get tired.
32:38 Mackel looks trying to see if there's any that I'm like, they're always so little.
32:42 I thought Lizzo retired. Oh, she came back. She came back. It was a short time.
32:47 She pulled a Salina. Yep. I thought Patel is hot.
32:51 Who's that? People said Lizzo looked like a turd splashing into the toilet.
32:55 Yeah, I can see that. Like with the. That's a cool dress from Mana Patel.
33:01 She's stunning. Dan Levy's suit is kind of sick. Yeah.
33:12 Yes. And they looked insane. Emrada's always got her boobs out.
33:18 Huh? And then she wears this dress every year like in a different.
33:22 And then she's going to be like, you're a pervert. If you looked at my tits.
33:25 Oh, she's just going to step out of her step out of this crystal gown thing.
33:30 I feel like she just always wears the same thing. I didn't even know she was in Gone Girl.
33:34 I watched Gone Girl for the first time in my life, like two days ago.
33:37 I was like, whoa, I didn't know she was either. Yeah.
33:41 Maybe watch Gone Girl. I love. Oh, Mindy looks great.
33:45 Very slow. So good. Kelly. I didn't even see that last night.
33:48 I like that. I thought Gigi Hadid's dress look kind of cool,
33:51 but I can't tell sometimes if it's because of the short like that.
33:54 Oh, that does look great. Yeah. She was stunning. Yeah, that's great.
33:58 It was like crystally to like when you see it up close.
34:01 It was so pretty. Go to Taylor Russell. Let me see that one.
34:05 I feel like that vibe kind of gives me Star Wars vibes. That's kind of dope.
34:09 Oh, I loved hers. Yeah, that looks really cool. Very Garden of Eden.
34:13 Yeah. Yeah. What about Jessica Biel?
34:17 Yeah, she looks stunning,
34:21 but I'd feel like that you should wear that to like the Oscars or something.
34:25 Dave, you see Angel Reese was there. No, I didn't.
34:29 Yeah. Angel Reese was there. I didn't see that. Which was shocking to me.
34:33 Like I just didn't think when I thought Met Gala,
34:37 my mind didn't go to Angel Reese. No. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. There she is. I see her on the sheet.
34:41 That's cool. What did she wear? It was just like a blue. She looks good.
34:45 Yeah. Oh, she looks really pretty.
34:49 Elle Fanning was one of my favorite. She did the glass.
34:53 In the story that they're all written like that they're supposed to be doing the thing
34:57 after all the flowers were glass. So she's like a glass flower thing.
35:01 I have a concept that may well. Can we? No, I won't say it.
35:05 What? You're not going to pitch your concept? You don't want them to steal it? No. Yes.
35:09 That's exactly it, Josh. I knew it. I knew that's what it would be. So I don't want to
35:13 steal it, but I'll tell you to and you can react to it because we can bleep it out.
35:17 We can bleep it out.
35:21 That's so
35:25 sweet. But that's an easily stealable idea, so I didn't want to like say it.
35:29 Yeah, don't give it away. Don't give it away. Yes. Save it. All right.
35:33 Sabrina Carpenter and Jake Gyllenhaal on SNL on March 8th.
35:37 I'm beginning to think this program is trying
35:41 to bait me into negative shit. Yeah.
35:45 Like how is that their fault that they're both on that? I'm not going to get mad.
35:49 If you ask Jake Gyllenhaal the host, I don't think it's his responsibility to be like who's
35:53 the musical talent and vice versa. So don't try to get me going.
35:57 Austin, I think SNL is just smart. Yeah, I think SNL knows what they're
36:01 doing. Yeah, I love I know people are going to talk. I'd love to go
36:05 at SNL again in New York. Taylor Swift hints at adding TTPD to
36:09 Error's tour setlist. Of course, I expect that when I go in Miami.
36:13 You have to write at least a couple songs. I feel like this tour
36:17 has been going on for three years ever. I know it's actually
36:21 every time you talk about it that it's still happening. I'm like, what? Yeah, it's restarting
36:25 in Paris right now. I'm like, she's been a human. How do you
36:29 tour for that long? And how consistent like what is it touring
36:33 like where it's like once a weekend she does a show? No, because she does when she goes
36:37 to these places, she does three or four shows at each location.
36:41 Props to her, man. That's like insane. She just she
36:45 loves money. Yeah, and touring. Yeah. I think she just
36:49 loves her fans like she hasn't been in Paris. Like she's still going. She hasn't been in
36:53 Miami. Like she's going to every major city. Selena Gomez
36:57 takes heat for Benny Blanco picture. Fans are upset with Selena Gomez for taking a crude picture with
37:01 her boyfriend. Benny Blanco's new cookbook open wide. Wait, why
37:05 is she in trouble for this? For like subtly doing an ad?
37:09 No, because she took a picture where like it's his body on
37:13 the cake is the book on the book. It's like she's making a little
37:17 oral sex joke. Yeah, get out of here. Grow up.
37:21 Exactly. Let her get a little dick suck on if she wants to go on a book.
37:25 She's sucking on a book's cock. Yeah. Yeah. It's knowledge.
37:29 Books don't have dicks. That's like when people got mad about the fake bears.
37:33 UMG and TikTok strike a deal.
37:37 That's good. So you can put music back on. Yep. TikTok. Good for you.
37:41 Maria. Mariah Carey gets glam post rollercoaster.
37:45 She went viral for having her assistant brush her hair following a rollercoaster ride.
37:49 It seemed right. Didn't even wait to get the ride to fix a glam. Had her fixing it
37:53 while still in the right. That's not shocking me. Yeah, she's like a diva queen girl.
37:57 Yeah. Like when we were doing pizza reviews in the beginning with like celebs, I was stunned
38:01 they had like hair and makeup like for a pizza. I'm like, what are you guys doing?
38:05 Like a fucking pizza review. Um, Rihanna
38:09 ASAP Rocky at F1. All the celebs are at F1.
38:13 A lot of people were there. That's a great look that Rihanna gave her.
38:17 I love Rihanna so much. That look should be illegal in like 17 states.
38:21 Yeah, she is so hot.
38:25 Yeah. Fucking Rihanna. I love her. And she's so nice
38:29 and cool. I wish she was at the Met Gala just so I could see what she wore. The second look
38:33 does nothing. It's the second look's a little weird. I would not put that on the sheet.
38:37 It's the sit down. F1 price is expensive.
38:41 Not this lady. What is up?
38:45 This is real? Seems it. Well maybe there are giant
38:49 portions. If I'm coming through and buying $280
38:53 main lobster rolls, I better be getting a little bit of Selena book
38:57 treatment. That's all I'm saying. $280 bucks for a lobster
39:01 roll? You better be sucking my book. $120 for steamed
39:05 buns? Have you guys gone to F1? No, but
39:09 $190 for a fruit refresher?
39:13 $280 for nachos? Yeah, I guess
39:17 it's stunning, but yet that's kind of what I expected at F1.
39:21 We know this is real. Yeah, it's the VIP section.
39:25 What is the portion size? So they're just like these rich people can pay for it. We're going to jack it up.
39:29 Yeah, we're going to fucking hammer them. And you're going to be starving, so you can't
39:33 bring food in. It's like you have to buy it. But if you're in VIP,
39:37 don't you a lot of times have a nice little suite area to sit in that has a seat in it?
39:41 That's like fake VIP. Like, Carbone Beach is VIP.
39:45 That is probably like... I don't even know what that means. What?
39:49 I don't even know what Carbone Beach means. Like, Carbone sets up a whole area.
39:53 Like, LeBron was there. I got an invite to that. No big deal. Tom Brady roasts, but I was at
39:57 the Kentucky Derby. I got a lot of invites. Like, Todd Graves.
40:01 Raising Canes. They had a huge section. Big time A+
40:05 celebs. Got an invite to that. No big deal. Tom Brady's roast.
40:09 Nice. But this looks like
40:13 you can buy like Coachella VIPs like anybody can buy it,
40:17 but you're not actually a VIP. Does that make any sense? Yeah.
40:21 There's like tiers where it's like the actual VIPs are somewhere else.
40:25 Madonna plays show for 1.6 million people. She's still got it.
40:29 That's crazy. Free concert in Rio.
40:33 The only place you're doing 1.6 million people is Rio, man.
40:37 Pull up to everything. Anytime there's like an
40:41 American or like North American pop star or culture
40:45 phenomenon that pulls up to Brazil, game over. They show up
40:49 like no one else. Yeah, they're the opposite of haters.
40:53 Ryan Garcia allegedly tested positive for PEDs about a week and a half after Garcia
40:57 beat Devin Haney. It's been reported that Garcia tested positive for performance
41:01 and substance osteory in the day before the fight. Garcia denied taking steroids,
41:05 saying he won't even know where to get them. Somebody else said that once. I forget who.
41:09 Suggested news came out because he was seen with Trump. I don't know. There's
41:13 always allegations after. I'm not going to put too much into that.
41:17 Another Boeing whistleblower found dead. I still haven't seen
41:21 that first movie. What's the movie about it? Is there a movie about it?
41:25 No, we talked about there's another movie that we were talking about. Octopus.
41:29 Yeah, the octopus or the ape.
41:33 I mean, this is this is it's too coincidental to be
41:37 just a coincidence. It's actually scary. You're telling me that there's now been
41:41 two of these people that have died. Look how healthy he looks.
41:45 A fast growing mysterious infection. Interesting.
41:49 Well, there's still like ten other whistleblowers left, so we'll see.
41:53 Yeah, they don't they don't all dox them as well. But imagine how scared
41:57 they are. You got to be super scared. Apparently the attorneys are saying that
42:01 the deaths don't scare the last ten or the ten other
42:05 whistleblowers. Huh? That's what they're talking about with the four line.
42:09 Yes, or lie. Yeah, I spices former friend leaks text about
42:13 Nicki Minaj. I spices former friend, Bart Baby Storm, who is an aspiring
42:17 singer and rapper, has been putting ice by some blast. Most recently, Baby Storm
42:21 posted screenshots that are allegedly between her and ice vice or ice vice cause Nicki Minaj
42:25 ungrateful and delusional. What an asshole move. I won't even read
42:29 that for a friend to post old text. True or not true. Scumbag.
42:33 Can't give you the time of day. Yeah, you don't deserve to even
42:37 be mentioned. Also, it's like opinions change. You're texting
42:41 a friend. You know what I mean? It's like, yeah, you're saying things. Maybe you don't
42:45 really even like fully mean or just like in a one off joke. Tell them. Yeah,
42:49 because you're not saying it to the masses. Yeah, and I'm not really thinking about it.
42:53 Reading the story, I didn't know what she was going to say, but like ungrateful and delusional
42:57 isn't like the worst thing ever to be said about somebody.
43:01 And when they said aspiring singer and rapper, she's just doing it to get
43:05 clout and to be seen. Yeah. Meat mop divides
43:09 the Internet. Videos of a woman slaughtering meat with a sauce from
43:13 a mop. Slathering. Slathering. Well, it's assumed that people
43:17 divide it on getting past the idea of eating food that's such a mop. Who cares if it's clean? Of course it's
43:21 clean. Who fucking cares? If it's clean, then it literally doesn't matter
43:25 effective to meet mom. Yeah. Yeah.
43:29 Yeah. That's dumb. Who would be just people morally opposed to the idea?
43:33 That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Oh, where's the BFFs coin?
43:37 Jaden takes a shot. I saw this on my for you page. I didn't watch it.
43:41 Jaden take shot at BFFs using Kendra Lamar's diss tracking for it.
43:45 Jaden took shots at BFFs for hating on him in 2021 after she
43:49 with Nessa. What are these two comments?
43:53 Not much there.
44:01 No, not a lot. It's kind of silly fun. What is this?
44:05 He said he liked I'm really funny. Who's JXDN?
44:09 That's him. That's Jaden. That's how he spells it. So he went from like
44:13 so he likes me. So we're good. Yeah, I think it was just silly.
44:17 That was silly poke in the bear. Yeah, I had no problem with that. I think that's an old
44:21 tweet, though. I think that's from September 2nd. No, that's from
44:25 under the video. And Doshia came for it. It's like, don't come after my
44:29 boy. And he's like, yeah, he's great. Yeah. Dave
44:33 Derby. I already said this. Oh, how was Caller Daddy? Did you go on?
44:37 Yeah, I went. Oh, God. Oh, shoot.
44:41 I don't know how it'll be. They said they're going to use the episode so that we could
44:45 watch it and react on this. And they just never gave it to us.
44:49 That's not a good sign either. Is it? Wait, what? What do you
44:53 mean? Give us the tea. You
44:57 don't have to tell us what you said, but why are you on the fence about it?
45:01 That would be a first for BFFs. It comes out tonight so we can cut anything that doesn't end up
45:05 being in the episode. Oh, so it comes out tonight.
45:09 Give us all of it. I don't have to sit through a podcast and listen to
45:13 it. Celtics girl. You want to call her that? Yeah, let's call her Celtics
45:17 girl. Oh, also saw that she was at Miss Peach's gala with you. She was here with me
45:21 all week. We could call her. We could call her all week. It's like that's what we call her.
45:25 She doesn't live in Miami, so she was staying the week with me. So
45:29 she went to the gala. It was either that or stay home. The Celtics
45:33 and we had plans to go to the
45:37 Derby. So she was with me walking into
45:41 Alex Cooper. That was planned long before Alex
45:45 wanted to call her daddy. I was like, yeah, I'll do it.
45:49 I thought Alex Cooper would, if I'm like,
45:53 please just don't talk about her. I was wrong. Very much so.
45:57 Alex focused on it quite a bit. So despite
46:01 me saying, please don't focus on that. It was focused
46:05 on? It was the focus.
46:09 Really? I thought the whole focus. Would you say it's the focus,
46:13 Austin? Say probably 30% of the interview.
46:17 That's a kid. Who's the whole opening? Maybe 25 minutes.
46:21 You know what I really missed? And I mean missed.
46:25 She let off. She's like, so how's Leonardo DiCaprio doing? Like, you guys
46:29 are kind of like, I don't know, similar
46:33 implying that he likes younger women. And I think the implication was I.
46:37 But what's the difference in age
46:41 between Bradley Cooper and Hadid? She's at least 30
46:45 Hadid. Yeah, I have no idea.
46:49 I'm going to bank on. She's at least 30 or 28 or something. She's 29.
46:53 How old is Cooper? He's 49. 20 years.
46:57 20 years. Yeah, but to 29. How old is this new girl, Dave?
47:01 We don't talk about ages on the show, but she's not as young as everyone
47:05 saying. I think she's 24, right? Older.
47:09 Yeah. By like a lot. Yeah.
47:13 So age difference is on my point is if you're going to call me, you know, call me
47:17 Bradley Cooper, since that's what I call 20. She's 24 and six months.
47:21 No, no. Significant. Significant.
47:25 Anyways, I don't think it went great.
47:29 Damn. All right, man. Do you think they cut the Brady thing?
47:33 Hey, dude. What? Oh, she's going to cut that. She's definitely
47:37 going to cut that. She's like Tom Brady's coming to.
47:41 I wish you were taping it, Austin. She's like Tom Brady's was supposed to come
47:45 to our unwell network party. Austin, obviously, what's his face?
47:49 Bonner. Kevin Bonner. Brady's right hand man. Thanks
47:53 for the invite. Used to work for me. So Austin texted him instantly.
47:57 What? I saw him on the carpet
48:01 and okay. So you know how we were supposed to interview Tom Brady? Yeah. Oh, Mally
48:05 said he got fucked. Yeah. And Kevin Bonner looked me in the eyes. We used to do BFFs
48:09 together and then like ushered Brady past me and O'Malley. I was like
48:13 that. That is what they confirmed us. That's
48:17 crazy. That's what Kevin Bonner does. He's an usher. That's
48:21 why he could be my guy. I needed work done. He's an usher. No offense. I like him, but he's
48:25 very good at protecting like Brady like Austin. Austin
48:29 would feed me to sharks. He but he's good at what he does.
48:33 I don't need that. Yeah, but we were told I don't know.
48:37 I don't know if Netflix lied to us, but they were like Tom
48:41 like maybe they did to get us there. But like for what they were like, that's the only
48:45 reason we went. They said you are confirmed by Tom Brady's team to interview
48:49 him. Yeah, that's bullshit. Yeah. And then we didn't like I literally flew
48:53 across the country to go to interview him and we that's absolute fucking bullshit.
48:57 Yeah. Yeah. I would really, really sad. We got Gronk and
49:01 like Dana White loves me and Grace, but what the fuck it was like we went there for Tom
49:05 Brady. Did Gronk know who you are? Do you know Gronk?
49:09 I don't think he did. That's what's crazy. Like if I
49:13 like I know I don't like I'm friends
49:17 with Gronk, Edelman, and Mendoza like
49:21 everyone up. Yeah. Anyways, call her daddy. Get into your jealous. I'm very
49:25 curious to see. I was asking her not
49:29 to bring it up. I like don't because I'm going to. Oh, you says
49:33 you don't want to be in the public eye, but then he keeps doing stupid shit.
49:37 Kind of where you like you can't bring her to things
49:41 that you know she's going to be photographed at. If
49:45 I didn't sit behind the Celtics, nobody would know she exists. The
49:49 pet gala too. Why would they put a picture of that at the
49:53 fucking because that's the that's the tea Dave.
49:57 That's all I know. But Dave people. Okay.
50:01 So what am I supposed to do? Never go out with anybody ever again. Go to things.
50:05 Just meet Austin always as a date. I can't go in.
50:09 Boys are back.
50:13 No, you got it. You got it. You got it. Just do
50:17 it. No, you got it. Dave, you're doing nothing wrong. All right. No.
50:21 You got to just live life. Sadly, people are going to take photos. You
50:25 can't hide it. No, I guess I got to go quit. So I'd Celtics for the rest of my life.
50:29 Damn, that sucks. There's plan B versus BFS
50:33 feud continues. Graves said Dave ambushed her when he came on BFFs last week.
50:37 That's not true. Yeah. Can we squash this between you and Grace?
50:41 Can we squash this beef? I have no beef with
50:45 Grace at all. You know, it's crazy. People actually have come up to me over the last
50:49 week and been like, so what's the beef with Dave and Grace?
50:53 Like no word of a live had friends come up to me and be like, are Grace and Dave beefing?
50:57 And I was like, no, what are you talking? No, I have no beef. It looked bad.
51:01 I also tweeted like Videlberg and
51:05 Brie got invited to the Brady roast and didn't say O'Malley when O'Malley
51:09 specifically told me she was going. But I didn't know they were related at that point.
51:13 I totally had forgotten about it. And I saw Brie post a picture.
51:17 I saw Videlberg on TV. So no beef.
51:21 Sexy Red was at Zach's concert twerking about.
51:25 I was so fucking mad.
51:29 You were mad that Sexy Red was twerking? No, I was
51:33 mad I wasn't there to fucking see her twerk. I'm the number
51:37 one Sexy Red fan in the world. Like the whole team knows it. I play Sexy Red all
51:41 the time. Zach actually is like, who is Sexy Red? What is going on?
51:45 Yeah, you would have been like, shake that ass for Zach. Shake that ass for me.
51:49 I texted her immediately. You just said exactly how I
51:53 I'm the number one Sexy Red fan. I'm the one who told everybody about this person.
51:57 Everyone knows I love it. And they do this thing without me. That is exactly how I feel.
52:01 I was heartbroken. The day I left Zach's concert, I have heartbreaking news.
52:05 And I'm like, what? It was like Sexy Red's team reached out because they're from there.
52:09 But I do have good news for us. She said she would come on BFFs. Oh, nice.
52:13 That'd be sick. Let's run it. Let's do it. I just want to keep saying it
52:17 so that she has to. Yeah, we put it out publicly.
52:21 Let's read comments and then end this episode.
52:25 Whatever you say, man. Let's do that. Let's do that. Alright, let's do it.
52:29 Let's do this. Josh, you're like 23. If you don't have one
52:33 now, you ain't growing a beard. I'm 22. That could be true, though.
52:37 No. Guys, sometimes you're just a late
52:41 bloomer, alright? People sometimes take time to grow beards.
52:45 But you're full grown. Yeah, I'm not a miniature. You're like a full grown human.
52:49 Yes, I'm full grown. I think I'm still grown.
52:53 Walking in blind
52:57 to a conversation where Anita is got beef might be the scariest thing in the world.
53:01 I don't even know what that's in reference to. About Grimali.
53:05 Grace of it all.
53:09 Alright, if no Nan talk it, Brianna better go hard for Caitlin Clark.
53:13 I can't talk. Caitlin Clark. Sorry, Dave. Caitlin Clark.
53:17 Caitlin Clark. Caitlin Clark crushed it in her first WNBA game. She did. She looked great.
53:21 Team Caitlin for life. Dave, we won't let you forget
53:25 that you owe us Kanye a diss track.
53:29 The last time I decided to write a diss track, it came out three years later.
53:33 It's like the Brady roast.
53:37 No one besides Dave actually goes into detail. This is true about his personal relationships.
53:41 I think the two just beat around the bush about no matter what it is or they asked to get taken off the sheet.
53:45 I don't think that is fair to Dave, to be honest. Thank you.
53:49 S. Thoughts. I 413 facts. The biggest joke comment I've ever seen.
53:53 What are we talking about?
53:57 I got destroyed this year by you guys, and I told you everything just because I've had a girlfriend
54:01 for the last year is the only reason why I've been out of the mix.
54:05 All my stuff is always out on the podcast.
54:09 Honestly, Dave, you were pretty vague about new girl last week
54:13 because you just pretty vague details. That's right.
54:17 No, like no number of age. No, nothing.
54:21 She's a private citizen. She's a civilian. She's not a rock star.
54:25 When I get with a girl, you're like, so you guys fucking
54:29 you fucking. That's what happens when I'm with a girl. That's the first question I get asked.
54:33 First thing. So you fuck? What?
54:37 Dating Dave Portnoy. You're not a private 47
54:41 year old citizen can't date me, but
54:45 you're not going to be a private citizen. Yeah, I had a girlfriend
54:49 that nobody knew about still. They don't.
54:53 What's before? That's because she's a private citizen. She knows if she's
54:57 going to be a fab. She's like, Yep, fuck right. I stayed private. It's
55:01 how long is that relationship? It's up to the girl. If the girl
55:05 is like private and doesn't want like has no fault, nothing,
55:09 then you stay private.
55:13 So you keep it off the sheet is what you're saying. No,
55:17 you guys are covering me with questions. Oh, well, you
55:21 just said if you had a private girl, you're keeping it off the sheet. Keep it private.
55:25 Correct. I would. Oh, well, there's
55:29 this comment. Yep. No, but when you ask
55:33 me about it and when I'm caught, I spill my guts like I'm being water
55:37 boarded. That's fair.
55:41 Maybe I don't know position, but Dave just show his phone wallpaper.
55:45 What? Like what's your phone background? What's
55:49 your background? How do you show it? You just kind of turn
55:53 your phone on it. No, Dave, the lock screen
55:57 the locks on rather. How do you turn your phone off?
56:01 Like when your phone. Yeah. Oh, what's
56:05 yours, Josh? Mine is a picture of me and Gabby laughing
56:09 in bed, smiling, and I'm grabbing her boob. Look at
56:13 Boston. Oh, y'all are cute.
56:17 Dogs. I mean, I'm kind of a dog in my photo. You know what I mean?
56:21 OK. Everything about Josh makes
56:25 me feel like a Reddit snarker. His best trait is his shamelessness to
56:29 be cringed for views. Yeah, bro. Righteous is basically all he ever says. I've never
56:33 heard of a righteous in my life. Get fucked, Brad Chevy.
56:37 What? I like Ford. Anyways, I like Ford. Anyways, I don't. I do like Chevy.
56:41 But anyways, fuck you, Brad. Yeah, fuck you, man.
56:45 Dave just remind us he can't take any form of criticism. Crazy comedian. Learn how to laugh
56:49 at yourself. I don't even know what you're talking about. I'm not mad at Grace. I like Grace.
56:53 That's what I was trying to say. And I don't even know what they're talking about. You
56:57 came to me where you like Grace was said, fuck you or something to me. Yeah. She was
57:01 like, fuck, don't save dogs or whatever. Right. I didn't know. No, it's like
57:05 you guys are like, we're talking Fourth of July and staying in your room. I'm like,
57:09 no, you're not. You know, I was like, fuck Dave. It's like, let's
57:13 just chill out. I haven't been in my house for a day. It was the Easter thing. I think that really did it.
57:17 It was the Easter thing. The clip that they play. You go in with the Easter bunny. Yeah.
57:21 Oh, yeah. Right. And she deserved to get criticized for that.
57:25 Hard hands makes a heart pop up. Do hard
57:29 hands. I also
57:33 heard if you do two thumbs down, it rains. Mine
57:37 doesn't work. So it's like, Tom, maybe it's because I'm
57:41 probably I'm getting all of them. I'm getting all of them because I'm a host
57:45 because I got the new iMac. What is up?
57:49 There are questions, Dave, but he's always right. That's let's just end it there.
57:53 That's the last comment. That's perfect. No way.
57:57 No, that's it. Austin, you listen to that? Yeah.
58:01 (whooshing)
58:04 (whooshing)