We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together (Complete)
We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together Complete
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00:00:00 [MUSIC]
00:00:10 Today I got divorced by my husband, Ivan Valentino.
00:00:22 We've been married for three years, but as fate would have it,
00:00:26 he doesn't even know what I look like.
00:00:29 Miss Lisa Sampson, I'm here on Mr. Ivan Valentino's behalf.
00:00:33 Your three year marriage contract with him has come to an end.
00:00:36 These are your divorce papers.
00:00:38 You may keep this mansion as well as the two million dollars you previously borrowed.
00:00:42 Please sign.
00:00:44 Couldn't be bothered to show up to the wedding, and now I can't show up to what? His divorce either?
00:00:53 Unfortunately, Mr. Valentino has business in France at the moment.
00:00:57 Right, you mean he's probably doing that with his piece of shit little girlfriend, Patricia Brown?
00:01:01 Um...
00:01:11 I'm sorry, this is just...
00:01:18 If you could just pass along a final message to him, you know, for me?
00:01:23 Sure.
00:01:24 Could you just tell him?
00:01:26 Like, in this exact wording.
00:01:29 Okay.
00:01:30 He was so disappointing as a husband, I'd have been better off marrying a goldfish.
00:01:35 Got that?
00:01:39 Goldfish. Got it.
00:01:42 We're here!
00:01:49 You cannot lose, Lisa. Plenty of fish in the sea.
00:01:54 I don't know about this.
00:01:56 Girl, don't be hung over that scumbag.
00:01:59 He never even gave a single damn about you.
00:02:02 I'm still hopelessly in love.
00:02:05 But today I have to let go.
00:02:07 Yeah.
00:02:09 You're right. That arrogant asshole isn't worth it.
00:02:13 That arrogant asshole isn't worth it.
00:02:15 Thank you.
00:02:26 Thank you.
00:02:27 Someone spiked my drink with aphrodisiac.
00:02:32 Ooh.
00:02:39 Smash, I found my target.
00:02:42 Have fun, okay? I'll meet up with you later.
00:02:44 Wait.
00:02:45 Bye.
00:02:49 No!
00:02:50 Polly, wait!
00:02:51 Oh, sorry.
00:03:00 Mm, sorry.
00:03:02 Are you okay?
00:03:05 Yeah, I think somebody kind of actually drugged my drink.
00:03:08 Bye.
00:03:09 I am Valentino, my ex-husband.
00:03:19 I am Valentino, my ex-husband.
00:03:25 Old family's bankrupt.
00:03:30 Brothers across seas chasing down some chick.
00:03:33 How the hell you plan on paying us all that debt your dad owes us?
00:03:36 I think the only way she can repay us is by breaking her bones.
00:03:39 Ah, sounds so bad.
00:03:41 Hey!
00:03:43 Get away from her.
00:03:45 Mind your business unless you want your ribs broken too.
00:03:54 Let's get him. Let's get him.
00:03:57 And that's how it feels to get your rib broken too.
00:04:04 Are you okay?
00:04:06 Thank you.
00:04:07 Yeah, of course.
00:04:08 What's your name?
00:04:09 Ida.
00:04:10 Thank you, Richard.
00:04:11 Don't mention it.
00:04:12 I've had a crush on you for five years and married for three.
00:04:26 My husband, you don't even know who I am.
00:04:32 [Phone vibrates]
00:04:35 [Phone vibrates]
00:04:47 Wonderful, the mistress calls.
00:04:59 [Phone vibrates]
00:05:02 Hello?
00:05:06 Who are you?
00:05:07 I-Ida Valentino is still asleep. Who is this?
00:05:10 Why is she on my boyfriend's phone?
00:05:12 Boyfriend until yesterday.
00:05:17 Ida's been calling me babe and battle wife.
00:05:20 So who do you think I am?
00:05:22 Like, I-Ida would never. Who is this?
00:05:24 [Phone vibrates]
00:05:27 You're pretty average.
00:05:35 Payback for not showing up for the divorce.
00:05:39 That is for cheating on me.
00:05:49 Scumbag ex-husband.
00:05:54 Can I help you?
00:05:57 Do you want this?
00:06:04 I really don't want any more tickets. I'll let it on eBay if you don't want it.
00:06:08 Well, this looks almost brand new.
00:06:11 Yeah.
00:06:12 Wow, thank you.
00:06:14 Oh, there's a cute little selfie sticker.
00:06:21 Thanks.
00:06:23 Just average.
00:06:36 Just average.
00:06:38 Where are any of my clothes?
00:06:50 Jake, I need a new phone.
00:06:52 Yes, sir.
00:06:53 Find out who spiked my drink.
00:06:54 Yes, sir.
00:06:55 More importantly, you need to find out the woman who was in my room last night.
00:07:00 Will do, sir.
00:07:02 Also, today is your first day as CEO of a new company that is acquired.
00:07:05 I'm gonna start heading out.
00:07:06 Right.
00:07:07 By the way, as per the agreement three years ago,
00:07:09 Attorney Jones has filed the divorce papers for you and your ex-wife.
00:07:12 Did she say anything?
00:07:14 The missus said, um...
00:07:16 You are such a disappointment as a husband that I'd rather marry a goldfish.
00:07:20 Rude.
00:07:21 Apologies.
00:07:24 Her words, not mine, sir.
00:07:26 Like the girl from last night.
00:07:29 [car engine]
00:07:47 The new CEO's about to ride this bitch and everything looks neat and orderly.
00:07:52 Such a good ex-husband, I can't wait.
00:07:57 I'm sore.
00:07:59 You were never late.
00:08:00 Had a party in last night?
00:08:02 No.
00:08:03 What?
00:08:04 Unless you're my style.
00:08:06 I heard the new CEO just came back from Europe and he's truly hot and ultra rich.
00:08:12 Whoever married him would be so damn lucky.
00:08:14 You think he's interested in one of us?
00:08:17 Okay, don't get a version of this.
00:08:19 Probably a little bit.
00:08:20 Are you right?
00:08:21 What are you two babbling about?
00:08:23 Hey, the CEO's about to be here.
00:08:24 We need to go.
00:08:25 I'll see you.
00:08:26 Oh my god, what's happening?
00:08:27 Get up, go, go, go, go.
00:08:29 Everybody looks sharp.
00:08:30 Thank you.
00:08:31 [music]
00:08:47 [music]
00:08:55 [music]
00:09:13 Oh my god, this is so embarrassing.
00:09:15 [music]
00:09:27 Please don't tell me he recognizes me from last night.
00:09:29 [music]
00:09:33 It is important to maintain a professional image.
00:09:36 Next time this happens, another guy in your corner.
00:09:40 [music]
00:09:45 But not even my name?
00:09:47 [music]
00:09:50 Did he even read the divorce papers he sent me?
00:09:52 Wait, but that means I can keep this job if he doesn't realize it's me, right?
00:09:56 [music]
00:09:57 Her hair smells kind of nice.
00:09:59 Reminds me of the girl last night.
00:10:01 [music]
00:10:03 Um, I don't know.
00:10:04 I'd like her to be my secretary, please.
00:10:06 Thank you.
00:10:07 [music]
00:10:10 Mr. Valentino has chosen you to be his secretary.
00:10:13 [music]
00:10:15 What?
00:10:16 [music]
00:10:18 I'm an engineer.
00:10:20 I'm an engineer.
00:10:22 [arguing]
00:10:26 Shh.
00:10:27 Mr. Valentino, this will be your new office for the time.
00:10:30 [music]
00:10:37 I'm still not quite sure that I understand, sir.
00:10:40 Why haven't engineer be your secretary?
00:10:42 Are you telling me how to do my job?
00:10:45 No.
00:10:47 I'm just curious.
00:10:49 Ms. Brown was saying that she couldn't reach you on the phone, so she's requesting that you pick her up tomorrow.
00:10:54 [gasp]
00:10:55 [grunt]
00:10:56 [music]
00:10:57 [music]
00:11:12 Coffee or tea?
00:11:14 Coffee.
00:11:16 [music]
00:11:19 I'll get that right away.
00:11:21 Oh, and next time, knock.
00:11:25 It's basic etiquette.
00:11:27 Of course, your majesty.
00:11:30 [music]
00:11:38 Have you lost your goddamn mind?
00:11:40 [music]
00:11:42 [groan]
00:11:44 [music]
00:11:45 [groan]
00:11:47 You said coffee?
00:11:49 Coffee or tea?
00:11:51 Yeah.
00:11:52 Sorry.
00:11:53 I'll go get the coffee.
00:11:56 She wants my attention.
00:11:58 [music]
00:12:00 [groan]
00:12:02 I was gonna walk in there.
00:12:04 I was gonna walk in there.
00:12:06 And I was gonna say, "Quit."
00:12:08 And then I was going to slap him.
00:12:12 And then...
00:12:14 [knock]
00:12:15 Ms. Samson, boss wants to see you.
00:12:19 Okay.
00:12:22 Your coffee, sir.
00:12:24 [groan]
00:12:25 Ah, ah, geez.
00:12:27 [groan]
00:12:29 Okay, sir.
00:12:30 All right.
00:12:31 [groan]
00:12:33 Oh, that's the end.
00:12:35 Oh, my God.
00:12:36 Oh, my God.
00:12:37 Lisa Samson, what are you doing?
00:12:38 What are you doing?
00:12:39 Do you need something from me, sir?
00:12:41 Yes, I need you...
00:12:43 I need you to go shopping.
00:12:45 To get a gift that serves as an apology.
00:12:48 Can you do that?
00:12:50 I'm sorry for Patricia Brown.
00:12:52 For that call I intercepted last night.
00:12:58 Scumbag.
00:12:59 What?
00:13:01 Uh, I'm just, I'm celebrating because an overly competent engineer, such as myself,
00:13:10 am more than qualified to tackle such a daunting task of picking out gifts.
00:13:19 Have we met before?
00:13:22 We slept together too, dummy.
00:13:24 I don't think so.
00:13:27 I'm going to go get your gifts now.
00:13:29 Thank you.
00:13:34 God, this is hot.
00:13:37 Jake, an ice pack, ASAP.
00:13:42 And another coffee.
00:13:48 What is this?
00:13:51 Looks like a piece of shit, sir.
00:13:53 I think it is intentional.
00:13:58 Lisa!
00:14:00 Yes?
00:14:02 Do you have a problem with me?
00:14:05 What?
00:14:07 What are you talking about?
00:14:08 Because you just landed a giant turd on my desk.
00:14:11 Oh, okay.
00:14:13 See, I'm an engineer, so all I had was parchment paper.
00:14:22 You're just trying to get my attention, aren't you?
00:14:24 Don't misunderstand me.
00:14:26 I simply thought that brown paper would match Miss Brown's accents.
00:14:30 And whoever said this is for Patricia Brown?
00:14:33 It's actually for...
00:14:36 What's up?
00:14:38 How many mistresses do you have?
00:14:40 Ex-wife's name, Jake.
00:14:42 He's buying gifts for me?
00:14:45 He's been married for three years.
00:14:47 Maybe he does have a heart.
00:14:50 Oh, your ex-wife is also named Lisa Sampson.
00:14:55 You share the same name as my ex-wife.
00:14:57 I'm literally her, dumbass.
00:15:01 Jake, can you get her my ex-wife's address so she can send this to her?
00:15:09 Jesus fucking Christ, I know where I live.
00:15:13 I'll find the address.
00:15:19 Hmm, she wants to play.
00:15:21 And I shall indulge her.
00:15:25 No, he literally did not remember his own ex-wife's name.
00:15:30 Forget his ass. You had fun last night, didn't you?
00:15:33 Why don't we go again?
00:15:35 No, I got a headache.
00:15:38 I don't want to drink.
00:15:40 Go ahead.
00:15:41 I don't want to drink.
00:15:43 Hey, Mom, can I say that?
00:15:46 So, why don't you go to a business dinner and drink with us tonight?
00:15:52 I have got plans and I'm not drinking anyway.
00:15:56 Perfect. You can be our designated driver then.
00:16:02 Um, no.
00:16:08 Cheers.
00:16:16 Why won't she drink up? This is disrespectful to our culture.
00:16:20 How am I supposed to do business with you people like this?
00:16:25 Ask me nicely and maybe I'll save you.
00:16:28 Shirt-face.
00:16:32 How about this? I ordered the oyster soup just for you.
00:16:37 It's wonderful for your health.
00:16:43 I'm sure that your wife will be very excited about it later tonight.
00:17:00 Hmm, slick, but perhaps...
00:17:03 Maybe you should be my secretary instead.
00:17:10 What are you doing?
00:17:11 I've got peanuts.
00:17:15 You know about the boss's peanut allergy?
00:17:17 How the hell would you know that?
00:17:19 Mr. Valentino is the hottest guy here in town, so you know all the girls in the office have been talking about it.
00:17:26 I knew it. She's interested in me.
00:17:30 Please be mindful of social boundaries, Ms. Henson.
00:17:33 Says the one who hires his ex-wife to be his secretary.
00:17:37 Excuse me here just a minute.
00:17:45 Excuse me.
00:17:50 She's a good secretary.
00:17:52 I still don't understand why you wanted me to prank her for you.
00:17:55 Because she pranked me earlier, so I want to prank her now.
00:17:57 So she has a sense of humor.
00:17:59 Don't be so mean to her.
00:18:01 I was your college roommate for four years, and even I didn't know about your peanut allergy.
00:18:07 Four years, and even I didn't know about your peanut allergy.
00:18:13 Excuse me, where are you going?
00:18:17 You're my driver.
00:18:23 Oops, I better go check on my restaurant.
00:18:29 Your next meal is on me.
00:18:35 Your grandfather called.
00:18:36 He's asking for you and Mrs. Valentino to come back and have dinner with him now that you're back in the country.
00:18:40 He doesn't know that we're divorced.
00:18:44 Your grandfather's health has declined.
00:18:46 Your ex-wife probably didn't want a disappointment.
00:18:48 After all, it is her who's been taking care of him all these years.
00:18:54 She wouldn't have even gotten that marriage contract from my grandpa.
00:18:57 She would have allegedly run into him to save him from an asthma, not to mention the $2 million she got out of it.
00:19:03 So why wouldn't she be sucking up to him? It's all for her own benefit.
00:19:08 Well, someone has to be nice to your grandpa, Aiden.
00:19:15 Come on, let it out.
00:19:18 I should have just let him die.
00:19:19 Just eat his peanuts and die from his allergy.
00:19:22 Just rip up his $2 million check and just throw it on top of his grave.
00:19:27 Are you really going to hide the fact that you're his ex-wife?
00:19:29 What else am I supposed to do?
00:19:32 I waited for three years.
00:19:34 And for what?
00:19:36 Some pitiful divorce gifts, which I had to buy and wrap myself?
00:19:41 I should just give it up.
00:19:43 But you've been in love with him for so long, and you gave up so much for him.
00:19:51 Samson, Mr. Valentino is not happy with your lack of goodbyes tonight.
00:19:59 He wishes to get an explanation tomorrow.
00:20:02 He's insane. I'm quitting.
00:20:04 [Screaming]
00:20:33 This friend's modeling career is sky high thanks to your help.
00:20:35 She broke her leg four years ago, saving my life. I thought I'd give her a little something else.
00:20:44 You have to take this.
00:20:45 Thank you.
00:20:46 Aiden, thank you so much for picking me up.
00:20:51 Please be mindful of social boundaries, Patricia.
00:20:55 Hey, well, I tried to call you two days ago and some random woman picked up.
00:20:59 Who is she?
00:21:04 Sorry, a puppy ran out from under the car, sir.
00:21:08 Was it okay?
00:21:09 Yeah, it's fine. It got out of the way in time.
00:21:11 Ew.
00:21:13 What? What's going on?
00:21:15 Aiden, my knee, it's hurting.
00:21:17 AJ, we might need to go to the hospital for this.
00:21:19 No, no, no, no, no. You don't need to go to the hospital.
00:21:22 Aiden is too far gone, and I'm just reminded of all the pain.
00:21:26 But if you spend some time with me, you'll feel better.
00:21:33 Get in the car.
00:21:37 Resignation.
00:21:40 So, Steven's covering for Anna while she's away. I moved her 11 a.m. to 12.
00:21:44 And then lastly, the boarding mail today.
00:21:46 They said as soon as you make sure everything is in order here, they want to transfer you to their new start up in three months.
00:21:51 She's only going to be here for three months?
00:21:53 That means I don't have to resign.
00:21:56 What is that?
00:21:58 Your apology for leaving me at the restaurant last night?
00:22:03 I'll get it.
00:22:05 It's...
00:22:07 It's...
00:22:09 Oh!
00:22:11 You're always falling.
00:22:15 You know, falling for me will have severe consequences.
00:22:21 Actually, I broke my knee a few years ago, um, saving an ungrateful idiot.
00:22:27 And, uh, I have 20/20 vision.
00:22:30 And what is that supposed to mean?
00:22:31 She's calling you ugly, sir.
00:22:33 And she's trying to say that she's not blind.
00:22:41 Looks like the prey can bolden her.
00:22:43 She's special.
00:22:45 If he thinks he can bully me into submission, he's got another thing coming.
00:22:50 Owen, get me a file on Lisa Sampson.
00:22:53 Wait for secretary, sir.
00:22:55 Secretary, duh!
00:23:01 Hello.
00:23:02 Hey.
00:23:03 Grandpa wants us over for dinner tonight.
00:23:05 A family dinner tonight.
00:23:12 Okay.
00:23:19 I can't keep his secrets over.
00:23:21 I cannot do it.
00:23:23 There are other jobs in the world.
00:23:25 We'll lose this one and find another.
00:23:30 Grandpa Valentino?
00:23:32 Olga said you weren't feeling well.
00:23:34 Oh, ow, ow.
00:23:37 I must have hurt something.
00:23:38 Sit, sit, sit, sit. Here.
00:23:39 I'll be all right.
00:23:41 You know, the doctors say that it would be healthy for me to have some distractions.
00:23:47 Some great-grandchildren, perhaps?
00:23:52 Children, perhaps?
00:23:54 Then I could run around chasing after them.
00:23:58 Doctor says it's good exercise, Lisa.
00:24:02 How about some tea?
00:24:04 That would be lovely.
00:24:05 Okay.
00:24:07 Wait.
00:24:08 Where's Iden?
00:24:13 Um.
00:24:16 Iden and I...
00:24:18 Sir, Mr. Valentino Jr.'s car has arrived in the driveway.
00:24:23 Well, finally.
00:24:25 Let's go get him, my dear.
00:24:27 Okay.
00:24:40 Sir, Mr. Iden is a bit busy at the moment, so he told me to bring you this new pet first.
00:24:45 I get to live another day.
00:24:47 Yes.
00:24:54 Tell me, where is he?
00:24:57 He's, um, he's helping Miss Brown with her physical therapy.
00:25:00 Ugh, Brown is a bitch again.
00:25:02 Ah, that boy.
00:25:06 Have a goldfish.
00:25:09 Guess I did swap him out for a goldfish.
00:25:17 Oh, gosh.
00:25:21 Nip.
00:25:22 Oh.
00:25:23 Oh, Iden, can you open my leg?
00:25:25 Yes.
00:25:26 I need to really stretch my glute.
00:25:28 Wider?
00:25:29 Yeah.
00:25:30 Open it.
00:25:31 More.
00:25:32 It's open.
00:25:33 More.
00:25:34 Ah.
00:25:44 Um, excuse me, sir.
00:25:45 Your grandfather insists that you join him.
00:25:47 Okay, yes, I think I should go.
00:25:48 Where are you going?
00:25:49 I thought you wanted nothing to do with your skinny ex-wife.
00:25:55 Hey, Grandpa.
00:25:56 How are you?
00:25:57 Um, I think I'll just come in and check up on you.
00:26:00 What do you...
00:26:01 Oh, you remember I exist, do you?
00:26:04 You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
00:26:06 Hell, you missed Lisa.
00:26:08 She just left.
00:26:10 Even the tea is still warm.
00:26:12 You'd rather fly around the world with that dang mistress of yours and spare one glance at your wife.
00:26:17 Grandpa, it's not like that between me and Patricia.
00:26:19 Don't you mention her name in this house.
00:26:22 Go explain to your wife.
00:26:23 Actually, there's something about...
00:26:25 What?
00:26:26 Do you have any idea how she's been taking care of this family this entire time?
00:26:33 She takes me to all my doctor visits.
00:26:35 Even this tea.
00:26:37 She makes the blend all herself.
00:26:42 Okay.
00:26:49 This tea isn't bad.
00:26:52 Every day.
00:26:54 Grandpa, it's average.
00:26:56 Okay.
00:26:57 Did you at least like the goldfish that I brought you?
00:26:59 Gave it to Lisa already.
00:27:01 You can't bribe me with pets.
00:27:04 I want a human great-grandchild.
00:27:07 Now go home.
00:27:08 And don't you come back unless you bring Lisa with you.
00:27:12 Okay, Grandpa.
00:27:18 Hey, where are you going with my tea?
00:27:20 It's not bad.
00:27:24 Hey, girl, what's wrong?
00:27:25 Is your dad still a veterinarian and do you know how to take care of the goldfish?
00:27:28 Yes and no.
00:27:29 But, Gord, you got a goldfish?
00:27:31 I got a goldfish.
00:27:32 Is it a corn or a bar?
00:27:35 All the tea today?
00:27:40 Order up.
00:27:41 One piping hot tea.
00:27:43 I don't know if the diminished brain capacity is from all the hair gel absorbing into your scalp
00:27:46 or from Fumi getting himself up every day with body spray,
00:27:48 but either way you'll look like a feral dog if you smell like one, too.
00:27:51 How's that for tea?
00:27:53 Make sure it's hot.
00:27:57 What?
00:27:58 Got enough work for you to do?
00:27:59 Got enough time to chit-chat with one of your guy co-workers?
00:28:03 You know, I don't think I'm actually very good at this whole secretary thing,
00:28:06 so maybe I should ask--
00:28:07 Aw, don't cut yourself short.
00:28:08 You make a nice cup of coffee.
00:28:14 Not a bad cup of tea, either.
00:28:16 It tastes just like the tea from last night.
00:28:22 So, tell me, what did you put in it?
00:28:26 It's just an herb blend.
00:28:30 I didn't realize you liked tea so much.
00:28:34 I did?
00:28:36 I'm pretty sure I didn't know you were supposed to be here.
00:28:42 I'm not your mistress in person.
00:28:45 She's pretty.
00:28:47 But stupid and mean.
00:28:49 I have to go shopping.
00:28:50 Mind if I come with?
00:28:52 I'm a bit busy today.
00:28:54 Here, why don't you take the car, Lisa?
00:28:56 Take her shopping.
00:28:57 Thank you.
00:29:01 You two have fun.
00:29:02 You two are pretty stupid, don't they?
00:29:13 Take a photo of me holding this, and then we can just throw it out after.
00:29:22 Did you just roll your eyes at me?
00:29:28 I can tell you what I did.
00:29:30 I sent you here to serve me.
00:29:33 I can spot a gold digger from a mile away.
00:29:35 Is that because you spend so much time looking at yourself in the mirror?
00:29:38 I'm going to swat away all of the flies surrounding Ida.
00:29:43 Flies from the trees.
00:29:45 Are you calling him a piece of shit?
00:29:47 Because I'd be happy to pass on that message.
00:29:50 She hit me.
00:29:55 I love technology.
00:29:57 But she hit me, actually.
00:30:00 The security cameras never lie.
00:30:06 Anyway.
00:30:08 As if I haven't watched enough real short shows to know how to deal with bitches like you.
00:30:13 Did I hurt her?
00:30:14 No.
00:30:15 She's lying.
00:30:17 Thank God that shithead ex-husband didn't take the house and Hartman with him.
00:30:28 I can relax after a long day.
00:30:39 What is a shithead ex-husband?
00:30:41 Wait, what did you just call me?
00:30:44 Mr. Valentino, what's up?
00:30:47 Look, I'm a bit drunk.
00:30:49 So I'm going to need you to come pick me up at the 7th Heaven bar.
00:30:54 What?
00:30:55 Yeah.
00:30:56 Wait, 7th Heaven?
00:30:57 No way I'm going.
00:31:01 Should I tell him that I have--
00:31:09 Hey.
00:31:11 You're cute.
00:31:13 Want to dance?
00:31:15 You're drunk.
00:31:16 How about I take you home?
00:31:18 No, Lisa's coming to pick me up.
00:31:20 Oh, I don't think Lisa's coming anywhere.
00:31:23 Hey, can you get up?
00:31:25 Hey, ever heard of first come, first serve, ugly Betty?
00:31:28 If he's not coming home with me, he's definitely not coming home with you.
00:31:32 Okay.
00:31:34 You know what?
00:31:36 Let's bet on it.
00:31:37 If he comes home with me, you beat his tack.
00:31:39 But if he comes home with you, I'll beat his ears.
00:31:42 Good deal.
00:31:43 Should have checked the mirror before leaving the house with Lisa.
00:31:45 Great.
00:31:50 Want to come home with me?
00:31:54 Uh, that sounds good.
00:31:58 What, is he blind?
00:31:59 I'm clearly the hot one.
00:32:04 Thanks for picking up the tab.
00:32:08 Good?
00:32:09 Mm-hmm.
00:32:10 Can I call Jake?
00:32:12 Or Miss Pokeypants?
00:32:15 What, are you jealous?
00:32:17 My God, how can he be this hot?
00:32:21 Mr. Valentino, Mrs. Valentino?
00:32:24 The sign?
00:32:28 Oh, sorry, former Mrs. Valentino.
00:32:37 Oh, I get it.
00:32:39 Sorry for interrupting.
00:32:41 Carry on.
00:32:44 All right, you guys.
00:32:46 Only start stating her after the divorce.
00:32:50 Hey, more money for us lawyers.
00:32:56 So?
00:32:59 Mrs. Valentino.
00:33:02 Okay, um...
00:33:07 I admit it.
00:33:10 I'm your ex-wife.
00:33:19 Okay, okay.
00:33:25 Just kidding, I'm good.
00:33:41 Oh, that's nice.
00:33:48 You look the same as you did five years ago.
00:33:51 I bet you think I scammed my way into this marriage.
00:33:59 When I found out that your grandfather wanted me to marry you, I was so excited I couldn't sleep.
00:34:07 Whatever.
00:34:08 Wait, wait, wait.
00:34:11 Your house, your hair smells so nice.
00:34:14 But not as nice as Lisa Sampson's tea.
00:34:22 But why, why does she always yell at me?
00:34:25 I don't yell at you.
00:34:29 Well then tell me, why do you play so hard to get?
00:34:38 Oh, I'm so confused.
00:34:44 Okay, you were drunk, and now you're drunk.
00:34:48 Are you messing with me, Ida Valentino?
00:34:52 Mrs. Sampson.
00:34:55 Look, don't be like all those gold diggers on the TV dramas that are just trying to sleep their way to the top.
00:35:03 I'm sorry, are you okay?
00:35:05 Don't assume the worst of me.
00:35:07 Is money all that you care about?
00:35:09 No, I should have left you at the club.
00:35:10 Don't call me after 5 p.m.
00:35:15 Shit, I fucked up.
00:35:23 Got files for you.
00:35:25 Hey, I got your favorite page for you.
00:35:27 They are quarterly budget reports from the finance department.
00:35:30 They need your signature immediately.
00:35:33 Okay, I just want to talk a little bit about what's going on.
00:35:43 Hold your shoulder.
00:35:46 Mr. Valentino, I found the mystery woman that you spent the night with at the resort.
00:35:49 What?
00:35:55 No, I mean all I can see is silhouettes.
00:35:57 Here, Jake, how am I going to see who it actually is?
00:36:01 Thank God it's just a silhouette.
00:36:03 It may just be a silhouette, but I have a feeling that she'll come up very soon with a positive pregnancy test asking Mr. Valentino to pay child support.
00:36:11 Stop with the overreactive imagination. Take it back.
00:36:14 No way am I pregnant.
00:36:17 Sampson, you're back.
00:36:20 What?
00:36:21 Your back and the back of your hair look identical to the woman in this video.
00:36:24 Identical is a strong word, don't we think?
00:36:27 Jake, I need a moment alone with Lisa.
00:36:31 He can't prove anything if I just deny it.
00:36:36 Take off your blazer.
00:36:37 What?
00:36:39 Blazer.
00:36:42 That's an HR violation, actually.
00:36:44 Well, if that was you and the security camera, I can go to HR.
00:36:47 Now take off the blazer.
00:36:49 Stop, stop.
00:36:50 Lisa, ignore him.
00:36:51 What's the problem?
00:36:52 The blazer.
00:36:53 Take off the blazer.
00:36:54 Take it off.
00:36:57 What's going on here?
00:36:58 He's trying to steal my boyfriend.
00:37:00 Hey, that's enough, Patricia.
00:37:02 Jesus.
00:37:03 I meant, we're going on our date, right?
00:37:05 Great, I'm going to leave.
00:37:06 And you're coming with us.
00:37:07 What?
00:37:10 I can't.
00:37:11 I've got a fish to feed at home, and I don't want it to go belly up, so.
00:37:15 Is your damn goldfish more important than me?
00:37:19 Your boss.
00:37:20 The goldfish was gifted to me by a very special man, so.
00:37:26 Well, you're on the clock.
00:37:28 So it's either your job or the goldfish.
00:37:31 Aydin, you don't need a third woman.
00:37:33 Patricia.
00:37:35 Fine.
00:37:36 I'll go.
00:37:38 But that's overtime.
00:37:40 It's a bit of a pain.
00:37:42 Yeah.
00:37:46 Oh, my God, Aydin.
00:37:48 Did you see that new film I just starred in?
00:37:50 Okay, there's this character, an evil queen, and she reminds me so much of your squeamish wife.
00:37:58 Thank you, my friend.
00:37:59 Of course.
00:38:00 On the house.
00:38:01 Cheers.
00:38:08 Oh, no.
00:38:10 Looks like I got you all wet.
00:38:11 I guess you've got to go home and change.
00:38:15 Bathroom.
00:38:17 Sorry.
00:38:18 Squeamish queen coming through.
00:38:23 Anyway, the connection was, uh, my coverage, uh, they really should have had a higher budget.
00:38:29 I just, like, I'm really confused.
00:38:31 Like, I clearly didn't know what she was doing.
00:38:32 They didn't give me enough bronzer.
00:38:34 I just, whatever.
00:38:35 But you know me, and--
00:38:40 Don't think your dumb tricks will win over Aydin.
00:38:44 And who are you to tell me this?
00:38:46 He loves me.
00:38:57 What are you going to do, hit me?
00:38:59 Bingo.
00:39:02 You asked for it.
00:39:03 Mistresses get slapped.
00:39:05 Hey, what is with all the noise?
00:39:07 Huh?
00:39:08 I didn't-- she slapped me.
00:39:10 And why would you do that?
00:39:11 Because I'm a super-duper evil conniving and scheming little bitch.
00:39:18 I don't think I can't fire you.
00:39:20 Yes, fire her.
00:39:21 You can't.
00:39:23 Because I am firing you.
00:39:25 For my life.
00:39:26 You can't do that.
00:39:27 I just did.
00:39:32 Hey, if I was you, I would take that back.
00:39:39 Hey, if I was you, I would take that back.
00:39:43 Aydin, my leg.
00:39:45 It's hurting again.
00:39:46 She just fired you.
00:39:49 She just fired me.
00:39:50 Hey.
00:39:59 Lisa, can you please bring me in here a tea?
00:40:09 Mmm, mmm.
00:40:11 Oh, my God, this tea sucks.
00:40:12 What is this?
00:40:13 Stumps and lefts, sir.
00:40:14 Remember?
00:40:17 Do you want a new one?
00:40:19 Or do you want a coffee instead?
00:40:20 No, no.
00:40:21 I don't want to take that away.
00:40:25 Yes, sir.
00:40:31 Oh, God.
00:40:37 Boss doesn't like your plans.
00:40:40 Do you know how many different combinations of tea leaves, temperatures, and techniques the former secretary tested and formulated just for Mr. Valentino's palate?
00:40:46 Yeah, that's true.
00:40:48 Ever since the new CO arrived, all she would do is carry tea leaves, prepared to make any combination any time her little heart desired.
00:40:55 Such a thoughtful secretary.
00:40:58 And such big shoes to fill.
00:40:59 How are we ever going to find a replacement?
00:41:02 Spill the tea.
00:41:03 Did she give Val a promise to lose the boss?
00:41:08 Was that pun intended or unintended?
00:41:11 I can't remember how to get forward.
00:41:14 Unintended, right?
00:41:16 I thought so.
00:41:23 She's always so cold to me on the surface, but deep down, she actually really cares about me.
00:41:32 What's this?
00:41:34 Your ex-wife ordered a ball gown.
00:41:36 The shop owners send both items here by mistake, so I'll make sure this gets sent back to her address.
00:41:40 Okay.
00:41:42 I would put your suit in the executive closet, but Samson still has the key.
00:41:47 Just hire her back.
00:41:49 I mean, I don't get it. When you fire somebody, they take the key. That makes no sense.
00:41:53 I thought she was the one that fired you.
00:42:03 Be glad I don't have a cat.
00:42:05 Otherwise, this fish would already be dead.
00:42:08 LOL.
00:42:10 I wonder what fish she got.
00:42:13 Whoever got that for her is lame.
00:42:17 Oh.
00:42:19 It's a cute puppy.
00:42:22 I like puppies, too.
00:42:24 Going out tonight? Time to find a cute daddy for my puppy.
00:42:30 Who are you going out with?
00:42:35 I don't know. It's probably best just to be nice. Let me just...
00:42:43 Cute puppy.
00:42:48 Period. Yeah, that's fine.
00:42:54 What?
00:42:58 Are these hard-to-get strategies going too far, Lisa?
00:43:02 Geez, Jake, what are you doing?
00:43:05 Why does it seem like you're more interested in getting her attention than it is the other way around?
00:43:09 How long have you been standing?
00:43:13 It's time for the events, right?
00:43:16 [Music]
00:43:36 [Music]
00:43:51 Your ex-wife ordered a ball gown.
00:43:54 My schemey ex-wife is here. She better not say anything bad about me.
00:43:58 Oh, these appetizers look good.
00:44:09 You... What are you doing here?
00:44:12 It's none of your beeswax.
00:44:15 I don't work for you anymore.
00:44:18 And you made me drop my appetizer.
00:44:21 Who are you here to meet? Showing this much skin? Trying to look so appetizing?
00:44:28 Fishing for a new husband?
00:44:30 I'm definitely not fishing for you.
00:44:33 You are always so difficult.
00:44:35 Am I?
00:44:36 Mr. and Mrs. Valentino.
00:44:39 Nicole, I'm the nurse at the hospital.
00:44:42 Mrs. Valentino?
00:44:45 Oh!
00:44:49 Oh, my mistake. Excuse me.
00:44:53 Yeah, it's fine.
00:44:58 Did I get the wrong person?
00:45:01 I see her at the hospital all the time with Mr. Valentino Sr.
00:45:07 This is the file you wanted on Lisa Samson.
00:45:13 The secretary. I haven't looked at it. I find it a bit creepy to hire a private investigator to look into your co-workers.
00:45:20 But she's married.
00:45:21 I heard she just got divorced.
00:45:22 Is that why she's so hot and cold with me?
00:45:25 She's not ready for a new relationship.
00:45:29 Mr. and Mrs. Valentino.
00:45:31 Your ex-wife ordered a ball gown.
00:45:34 Looks like I need to pay my ex-wife a visit. Let's go.
00:45:36 Sir.
00:45:40 This is the house you left your ex-wife after the divorce, sir.
00:45:52 Tam, you literally shit where you eat.
00:45:59 Just like him. Surrounds himself with that piece of brown turd model.
00:46:03 But you're a good boy.
00:46:06 Hey, can't say a thing about that jerk face.
00:46:09 She's talking about you, sir.
00:46:11 That's way too rude.
00:46:13 I thought you were here to see your ex-wife, sir.
00:46:15 That's not her.
00:46:17 Then who are you here to see?
00:46:18 I can't tell whether I'm happy or disappointed. It's not that Lisa.
00:46:25 Let's go.
00:46:33 [Music]
00:46:49 Is he here to see me?
00:46:56 You're back. I just walked your dog.
00:46:59 Thank you.
00:47:01 Can you believe that I ran into my shithead ex twice in one night?
00:47:09 I don't understand why you just can't admit to him that you're his ex-wife.
00:47:13 He's the one that owes you an apology.
00:47:15 Hey, you're right, but I just...
00:47:20 I don't know. I thought it would be a clean break.
00:47:22 Now look.
00:47:24 I mean, he's always got his poopy pants hanging around him.
00:47:27 That's true.
00:47:28 But he's a two-timing scumbag.
00:47:31 And we don't bother with scumbags.
00:47:33 Scumbags don't live in our head rent-free.
00:47:35 You're right.
00:47:36 No.
00:47:37 Okay, cheers to that.
00:47:38 Yeah.
00:47:39 Hey, now I'm back on the market.
00:47:42 Yes, you are.
00:47:43 [Music]
00:47:59 What do you want?
00:48:00 Samson, Mr. Valentino would like to kindly invite you back to be his secretary.
00:48:07 Almost there, sir.
00:48:09 Keep him waiting.
00:48:10 Samson, Mr. Valentino would like to kindly invite you back to be his secretary.
00:48:17 Samson, are you all right?
00:48:23 Wait, wait, wait.
00:48:25 Lisa, Lisa, hey, can you hear me?
00:48:27 Talk to me.
00:48:28 Uh, Mr. Valentino, a girl who has self-respect doesn't do tasty faxies.
00:48:33 So, bye.
00:48:35 No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:48:36 Lisa, what if I were to tell you I can give you your own independent project?
00:48:41 In exchange, you come back and work for me, secretary, for a month.
00:48:46 Is he serious?
00:48:48 It would take years to get my own project as an engineer.
00:48:50 So, how does that sound?
00:48:52 Oh, and not to mention it will be good for your career and the pay raise.
00:48:56 Maybe I can finally give back the $2 million check and call it even.
00:49:01 All right, deal.
00:49:03 Well, hold on, hold on. I thought you said no tasty faxies a moment ago.
00:49:07 Yeah, but there's a condition.
00:49:08 You know, if I don't feel like I'm being taken advantage of, then it's open for discussion.
00:49:12 Well, all right, then. I will see you tomorrow.
00:49:16 See you tomorrow.
00:49:17 Your tea.
00:49:26 Welcome back, Lisa.
00:49:28 So, tell me, did you block me?
00:49:34 No, definitely, definitely not block you.
00:49:43 Did you know that you get extra loud and animated when you lie?
00:49:46 Did he hire me back just to torment me?
00:49:49 Sir, we found out who drugged you.
00:49:53 Who was it?
00:49:54 Frank Dunst, CEO of your rival company.
00:49:57 Looks like we need to pay him a visit, then.
00:50:00 You're coming with me. Let's go.
00:50:02 Frank Dunst, the CEO of a rival company, should be right inside.
00:50:12 Why are we back here again?
00:50:18 Does he know that I'm the woman he spent the night with?
00:50:20 Bathroom!
00:50:26 Let's go.
00:50:27 Oh, my!
00:50:34 Ivan Valentino.
00:50:39 What can I do for you, chick?
00:50:42 Is that one of your goons?
00:50:49 Did he drug me on his own, or was it by your order?
00:50:53 Here we are.
00:50:55 Hello, pretty.
00:51:02 Can I be Frank?
00:51:07 I would love that, Frank.
00:51:11 Hello, pretty.
00:51:13 I got some nice rooms on the floor above us.
00:51:17 I better give you a tour you won't forget.
00:51:19 Respectfully, no.
00:51:22 Did I mention that I own this place?
00:51:25 Oh, really?
00:51:27 Well, in that case...
00:51:30 You're gonna regret this!
00:51:42 I'll show you real pain.
00:51:47 Hey!
00:51:48 Hey!
00:51:49 You okay?
00:51:55 Don't you know who I am?
00:51:59 Frank Dunst is my brother-in-law, you idiot!
00:52:02 Hey!
00:52:03 If I recall correctly, your wife is an only child.
00:52:10 And the soul heirs to the Maple Fort.
00:52:13 So how do you suddenly have a brother-in-law?
00:52:15 And he doesn't look like part of the Maple family at all.
00:52:18 Are you cheating on your wife with his sister, sir?
00:52:22 What do you want, Iden?
00:52:24 Hmm.
00:52:25 The Northpoint Project.
00:52:28 I'm interested in this.
00:52:30 I'm interested in that.
00:52:33 A hundred billion dollar project.
00:52:36 That's right.
00:52:37 All right.
00:52:40 I will withdraw my bid for it.
00:52:43 And I also want an apology to my secretary now.
00:52:47 I'm sorry.
00:52:50 And I apologize on behalf of this...
00:52:53 Idiot!
00:52:54 My subordinates are all highly competent.
00:52:57 Unlike yours.
00:52:58 That's why I, as their superior, protect them.
00:53:01 Let's go.
00:53:06 I, um...
00:53:13 Thank you for saving me.
00:53:15 And, um...
00:53:17 Would you have done the same if it were a different girl?
00:53:21 Nobody bullies you except for me.
00:53:24 No one's allowed to bully me except you?
00:53:28 I'm sorry, what kind of sadistic line is that?
00:53:30 Are you talking shit about me inside of your head again?
00:53:33 No.
00:53:36 No, no!
00:53:37 I...
00:53:38 I...
00:53:39 I'm not!
00:53:40 [sigh]
00:53:41 Do you dance?
00:53:51 Oh, um...
00:53:52 No, um...
00:53:54 Not anymore.
00:53:55 I mean, not...
00:53:56 Just not anymore.
00:53:57 A gift.
00:54:03 From the company, not from me.
00:54:08 [sad music]
00:54:10 You really don't remember me anymore?
00:54:15 I don't.
00:54:19 Oh, he's so ugly.
00:54:24 I think I'm too dirty.
00:54:27 [scream]
00:54:34 Oh my god!
00:54:35 Are you okay?
00:54:37 I can't see.
00:54:38 I can't see.
00:54:40 [scream]
00:54:42 Oh my god!
00:54:44 You two!
00:54:47 Call the police!
00:54:48 Mr. Valentino!
00:54:50 We have to get you to safety.
00:54:52 One second.
00:54:53 Here.
00:54:55 This is my family heirloom.
00:54:56 Come find me.
00:54:57 We really have to go.
00:54:59 [scream]
00:55:00 [scream]
00:55:01 [scream]
00:55:02 [sigh]
00:55:04 [sigh]
00:55:05 [music]
00:55:15 How do you know I like dogs?
00:55:21 He pays attention to me.
00:55:29 Brian!
00:55:30 Lisa!
00:55:32 Hi.
00:55:34 Here, let me get this.
00:55:37 This looks good.
00:55:41 Good for tonight.
00:55:43 Oh.
00:55:45 Okay.
00:55:46 I got a secret to see someone like next weekend.
00:55:48 What?
00:55:49 I mean...
00:55:54 I left him at the office.
00:55:57 [music]
00:55:58 Wait, Lisa.
00:56:10 Why aren't you with the Valentinos for the holidays this year?
00:56:13 Because that jerk-faced ex-husband didn't want to see me at all.
00:56:16 Has that Iden Valentino been mean to you?
00:56:18 No!
00:56:19 No, it's great.
00:56:21 I mean, his grandpa loves me, okay?
00:56:24 And he got me a designer purse.
00:56:26 Those are from my evil ex-girlfriend who blackmailed me for two million dollars.
00:56:29 She wouldn't have had to agree to the marriage contract anyway.
00:56:31 It's all my fault.
00:56:32 No, it's not.
00:56:33 Hey, it's okay.
00:56:35 Brian, it's not your fault.
00:56:39 Why do you have a picture of Patricia Brown on your dartboard?
00:56:46 Is that what this criminal calls herself now?
00:56:49 She's hiding from her crimes.
00:56:51 She's the ex-girlfriend who blackmailed you?
00:56:54 That's why we owe two million dollars?
00:56:56 Lisa, don't get caught up in this anymore, okay?
00:56:59 Just live your happy marriage life.
00:57:01 That's all I want for you.
00:57:03 You've already done too much for me.
00:57:06 [phone vibrates]
00:57:08 Grandpa Valentino's in the hospital. I have to go.
00:57:17 Will we be back for dinner?
00:57:19 I don't know.
00:57:20 [phone beeps]
00:57:22 [phone beeps]
00:57:24 Thankfully, Olga got your grandpa in time.
00:57:31 I didn't Valentino. Even if he doesn't want to see me, he should still see his grandfather for the holidays.
00:57:37 [phone beeps]
00:57:39 [gasps]
00:57:44 What the hell are you doing here?
00:57:48 He was with her again?
00:57:51 You're like a leech, huh?
00:57:53 Can't get rid of you.
00:57:55 I haven't even started with you about ruining my brother's life.
00:57:59 What? I didn't slap you hard enough last time, so you came back for more?
00:58:03 [screams]
00:58:05 Name your price.
00:58:07 How much to get you away from Aydin?
00:58:10 For you to leave Aydin alone.
00:58:12 One million?
00:58:13 I'll pay you one million dollars to leave Aydin alone.
00:58:17 That should be plenty for a peasant like you.
00:58:20 Is that how much Aydin Valentino is worth to you?
00:58:23 What a joke.
00:58:24 Five million.
00:58:26 [sighs]
00:58:27 Five trillion dollars.
00:58:30 Couldn't buy my love for Aydin Valentino.
00:58:32 What do you know about Aydin anyway?
00:58:34 He's allergic to peanuts, he loves seafood at his evening runs,
00:58:39 everyone thinks he's a cold, calculated businessman, but he actually has a lot of soft spots, including puppies.
00:58:44 He's a dog person like me, and if he sees a dog on his evening runs, he will stop, just so that he can play with it.
00:58:51 I will seduce Aydin from you.
00:58:55 He's mine.
00:58:57 Yeah!
00:59:00 Aydin!
00:59:01 [clears throat]
00:59:03 Awkward!
00:59:05 [knocking]
00:59:08 What a confession, Lisa.
00:59:10 I didn't know you feel that way about me.
00:59:12 [phone ringing]
00:59:14 Okay.
00:59:16 This is Valentino.
00:59:18 Oh, I mean, actually, what do I call you?
00:59:23 I'm Nicole, I'm the nurse at the hospital.
00:59:27 Lisa. Lisa's totally fine.
00:59:29 Oh, yeah, okay.
00:59:30 Thank you.
00:59:31 I hope everything's okay.
00:59:32 Yeah, yeah, no, sorry, I'm just a little tired.
00:59:35 Oh, good to see you again.
00:59:37 Yo, you too. You look great in your strobes.
00:59:40 Hi, baby. Hi.
00:59:44 Grandpa.
00:59:46 [phone beeping]
00:59:48 [music playing]
00:59:53 Hi, yeah.
00:59:55 Remember Lisa Sampson?
00:59:58 How about some sweet revenge?
01:00:01 [music playing]
01:00:04 [music playing]
01:00:13 Jake, can I get Lisa in here? Thank you.
01:00:16 You called for me?
01:00:18 Lisa!
01:00:21 My God.
01:00:24 Can you please tie this tie for me?
01:00:26 I don't know how to tie a tie, actually, so you should have Jake help you out with that.
01:00:33 Well, you are already in here, so why don't you get the shot?
01:00:38 Fine.
01:00:41 [music playing]
01:00:50 You're not too good at this, are you?
01:00:53 Because you have no one else to practice on.
01:00:55 Well, do you have a lot of girls who tie your tie for you?
01:00:59 No. You're actually the first.
01:01:05 I've got work to do, so I'll be off.
01:01:07 Why were you at the hospital last night?
01:01:13 Sometimes.
01:01:15 You have an injury?
01:01:16 That's why I don't dance anymore.
01:01:20 No reaction. He really doesn't care.
01:01:23 I wasn't stalking you.
01:01:25 No way.
01:01:26 Sure.
01:01:28 I mean it. All the stuff I said at the hospital, that was just nonsense, you know?
01:01:34 I only said it because your little girlfriend was accusing me of trying to seduce you.
01:01:41 So I just wanted to piss her off.
01:01:45 So you didn't mean anything that you said?
01:01:47 No.
01:01:49 No, of course not. I'm a professional.
01:01:53 Professional indeed. I knew it.
01:02:00 Thank you. Yeah, I'm mindful of social boundaries.
01:02:06 Right. That'll be all, Miss Samson.
01:02:10 Yeah, I've got work to do.
01:02:16 Sorry, Samson, but the boss said these need to be done by tomorrow morning.
01:02:20 He says, um, if she loves working so much, then I'll give her twice the work.
01:02:26 She'll be thanking me.
01:02:32 Twice the work.
01:02:36 Does he know I have a real job?
01:02:40 I'm only his secretary and he's already torturing me this much?
01:02:45 I can't imagine what he would do if he found out I was his despised ex-wife.
01:02:56 Mr. Valentino?
01:03:01 Mr. Valentino?
01:03:04 Here are those files that you asked for.
01:03:09 Nice to--
01:03:16 Yeah, um, why, why, why are you naked, perv?
01:03:21 You break into my house and you start touching on my body and you call me a perv. Interesting.
01:03:28 You asked me to bring these files over to your house.
01:03:32 No, I don't need those anymore.
01:03:34 He just loves tormenting me.
01:03:36 But now that you're here, why don't you join me for a drink?
01:03:44 Cheers.
01:03:59 Okay, I'm not really drinking right now, anyway, and I've really overloaded with stuff for the rest of the night.
01:04:08 I'm just going to leave the files here in case you need them and, um, yeah, I'll head out.
01:04:13 Well, hold on, wait one second. I mean, it's late. I'll give you a ride home.
01:04:18 No, no, no, that's okay. I have a ride arranged.
01:04:22 Okay.
01:04:25 See you later?
01:04:28 I'm going to bed, too.
01:04:29 I bid you good eve.
01:04:30 Sir.
01:04:38 It's a pool.
01:04:39 It's a pool.
01:04:40 Yep, that was my next guess.
01:04:49 Why, Rachel, obviously the place is without a service.
01:04:56 Okay, how am I supposed to get a fucking Uber right now?
01:05:05 You.
01:05:07 What are you doing here?
01:05:17 That's for trying to steal Aiden from me.
01:05:20 And after tonight, he's never going to want to touch you again.
01:05:24 Because we're covering up your face.
01:05:31 This is my family heirloom. Come find me.
01:05:36 Where did you get that necklace?
01:05:39 Where did you get that necklace?
01:05:41 Oh, this?
01:05:42 This is a token of Aiden's love.
01:05:44 Jealous?
01:05:46 You better enjoy your last few moments not being Scarface.
01:05:52 Don't come near me.
01:05:55 I'm Aiden Valentino's wife. You don't want to mess with me.
01:05:58 You don't want to.
01:05:59 Quit bluffing. You were just a secretary last week.
01:06:07 Don't.
01:06:08 Don't.
01:06:09 Don't.
01:06:23 You OK?
01:06:27 Tell Miss Bonnie at the Maple residence.
01:06:29 Tell Charlotte Maple that her husband is cheating on her.
01:06:32 See how dunce he is.
01:06:33 He's working his vermin without his wife's money.
01:06:35 And Patricia Brown, too.
01:06:37 They kidnapped her, too?
01:06:39 No, she was working with the men who hurt me.
01:06:41 No, no, no, you must be imagining this. We didn't see her when we came in.
01:06:43 I didn't.
01:06:44 What?
01:06:45 Listen to me.
01:06:46 Look, look, I know you guys are at odds, but she wouldn't do this.
01:06:51 Fine.
01:06:53 Thanks for saving me.
01:06:54 Hey, hey, hey.
01:06:56 I'll take you back. Come on, I'll take you back.
01:06:58 No, no.
01:06:59 Lisa.
01:07:08 Lisa.
01:07:10 I'm sorry.
01:07:12 Please, I just want to talk for a second.
01:07:14 Lisa, please.
01:07:18 Lisa.
01:07:36 Brian.
01:07:38 Four years ago I found my necklace.
01:07:41 Patricia brought it to me.
01:07:44 She ransacked the house.
01:07:46 It must have been her.
01:07:48 I'm sorry, sis. Everything is my fault.
01:07:50 Is this necklace important to you? Can I get you another one?
01:08:15 I thought you said you're not drinking anymore.
01:08:17 And you finished the whole bottle yourself?
01:08:20 What's going on?
01:08:23 I got kidnapped.
01:08:27 Piece of crap Brown took your necklace to pose as you.
01:08:30 Your husband's actual savior?
01:08:33 No, get this. She's also the one who framed Brian for her hit and run, and that's why we owe the $2 million.
01:08:39 That bitch. She did everything to get closer to Aiden.
01:08:43 You've got to do something.
01:08:45 Like what?
01:08:48 He believes her completely.
01:08:50 And if I had any evidence at all, I wouldn't have had to sign the marriage contract.
01:08:56 She's got the necklace.
01:08:58 Like, I don't even think I can call him a scumbag anymore because he thinks that she's me.
01:09:04 Take your man back.
01:09:06 Take my man back?
01:09:08 Yeah.
01:09:12 It's Aiden.
01:09:17 Hello. This is the Irish pub. This lady is drunk.
01:09:22 Please come and pick her up as soon as possible.
01:09:26 What was that?
01:09:28 Now what? What do we do?
01:09:30 Well, now we're going to go to the Irish pub and get you changed.
01:09:33 We're going to go to the Irish pub?
01:09:35 Yes, we are. Come on.
01:09:39 There you go. I have a couple. There you go.
01:09:43 You're the most cars in the world than anybody else.
01:09:47 There you go. All right.
01:09:50 Let's get the seatbelt on you.
01:09:52 Oh, okay.
01:09:55 It's all right.
01:10:00 You actually look sweet when you're asleep.
01:10:03 Because when you're awake, you're like a tiger always chewing me out.
01:10:07 Oh, okay.
01:10:09 I'm going to eat you up.
01:10:11 Yeah. Yeah, we can get something to eat.
01:10:18 Hey, go on. Just take a nap. I'll drive.
01:10:28 Oh, Lisa, where did we actually...
01:10:35 Okay, I'll just take you back to my house.
01:10:48 Okay, there you go.
01:10:50 And I'm taking you to my place just because frankly I don't know where you live.
01:10:55 And I'm not going to do anything wrong.
01:10:59 Be mindful of social boundaries, Ida.
01:11:01 Don't do anything stupid.
01:11:03 She's under the influence.
01:11:05 Okay.
01:11:07 Wait, Lisa.
01:11:10 Please be mindful of social boundaries, okay?
01:11:20 Lisa, if you go any lower, then I'm going to have to cut your pay in half.
01:11:27 Oh!
01:11:31 If I knew that you were going to be like this, I would have left you to your own devices.
01:11:50 My, oh my, Samson.
01:11:53 Did you just spend the night together?
01:11:55 Jake, where are my morning meeting notes?
01:11:57 I got them.
01:12:03 That's right. Take your man back.
01:12:12 I made you coffee.
01:12:14 You know how I prefer tea now, right?
01:12:16 But this is my special coffee.
01:12:20 Okay.
01:12:26 You got that phone on your lap?
01:12:32 Well, why don't you...
01:12:40 Why don't you quit all the bells and whistles and go make me a normal tea?
01:12:47 Jake liked my latte art.
01:12:49 Oh, you made Jake latte hearts?
01:12:52 Oh, no, his was a little bony. Only you got the heart.
01:12:57 I made you lunch, too.
01:12:59 You made me lunch?
01:13:03 So, you need to take a break.
01:13:06 No time to break, Olga.
01:13:08 Patricia Brown says I'm divorcing Lisa to take up with a secretary.
01:13:12 I have to stop it at all costs.
01:13:14 Onward, Olga, onward.
01:13:18 I'm not going to let you go.
01:13:22 But, sir, what if they're in a meeting?
01:13:25 Doesn't matter. Onward, Olga, onward.
01:13:30 Right here.
01:13:34 Grandpa.
01:13:36 What is it, Dad?
01:13:37 Don't mind me.
01:13:39 Come by to visit sometime for dinner.
01:13:41 Okay, Grandpa, will do.
01:13:46 It seems like Grandpa likes you.
01:13:52 I seem very fast, though, sometimes.
01:14:09 You dare steal a kiss from me?
01:14:36 Mr. Bouncy.
01:14:43 Jake, this better be very important or I'm cutting your pay in half.
01:14:46 What is it?
01:14:47 Miss Brown just called.
01:14:59 Hey.
01:15:00 She needs you at the police station right now.
01:15:02 The police station?
01:15:07 Sorry I didn't think of you like this, sis.
01:15:10 Why would you go stalking Patricia Brown? You know that is a crime, Brian.
01:15:14 Why am I not surprised?
01:15:18 You two are siblings? Trailer trash ass family?
01:15:22 You ruined my life.
01:15:23 Hey, Brian, stop. Don't.
01:15:25 Blame your own stupidity, not me.
01:15:28 Do you even know who I am?
01:15:29 What do you mean?
01:15:30 Do you know who you stole that necklace from four years ago?
01:15:33 What do you mean?
01:15:35 I don't know what you're talking about.
01:15:37 Hey, what is going on?
01:15:39 They're harassing me.
01:15:41 She's dating Iden Valentino now?
01:15:43 You know what?
01:15:44 Hey, stop.
01:15:47 Hurt him.
01:15:49 I apologize on his behalf.
01:15:51 You're apologizing to me for him.
01:15:54 Never known you to back down on me before.
01:15:56 Why are you apologizing to him?
01:15:58 Do you want to end up back in there?
01:15:59 He's cheating on you.
01:16:02 Let's go.
01:16:03 Come on, Iden. They're disgusting.
01:16:05 Iden, I knew you'd save me from those trailer trash siblings.
01:16:09 Wait, what?
01:16:10 They're siblings.
01:16:13 Brian?
01:16:14 Oh my gosh, Brian and Sophie.
01:16:16 Yeah, they're both losers.
01:16:21 Wait.
01:16:22 Iden.
01:16:23 How am I supposed to get around?
01:16:27 Lisa, wait.
01:16:29 Wait.
01:16:31 Lisa.
01:16:37 Someone decided to go back into trouble.
01:16:46 It's...
01:16:47 No, no.
01:16:48 Leave behind your cheating husband.
01:16:53 Miss Samson, for ditching work without cause, I require an in-person explanation of my office stats?
01:17:00 Yeah, he's got issues.
01:17:01 Divorce him already. Why are you still with him?
01:17:03 We're already divorced.
01:17:06 Oh, good.
01:17:08 I mean, if it wasn't for my blunders in the first place, you wouldn't have had to marry him.
01:17:12 It's not what I thought it was.
01:17:14 Now you're free, right? So I can set you up on some blind dates?
01:17:17 Yeah, please don't.
01:17:19 Why not?
01:17:20 Come on, everybody asks me about you.
01:17:22 You're bound to meet one good one out of the bunch.
01:17:26 Ryan.
01:17:27 Come on, please.
01:17:29 For me.
01:17:30 For you?
01:17:31 For me.
01:17:33 The wiring in this room?
01:17:35 Yeah, I think we could widen the room, make more space easily for a couple of units a week.
01:17:38 Budget report from the past month from the finance department.
01:17:42 Thank you. And I would...
01:17:44 Is that a new skirt, Samson?
01:17:45 You going on a date later?
01:17:48 Excuse me.
01:18:01 Hi, Queen's Ristorante. 7pm?
01:18:04 Thank you. Can't wait.
01:18:10 You know, I'm so happy that Samson decided to go on this date.
01:18:13 You know, getting back on the dating scene is kind of exciting.
01:18:16 Gosh, if she had that new skirt, the way that she was talking with that guy on the phone, she must have been pretty excited.
01:18:21 I need a table at Queen's Ristorante.
01:18:26 Because we are treating some friends to dinner tonight.
01:18:30 We're friends?
01:18:34 I have friends.
01:18:37 Yeah, that's me.
01:18:39 Oh, great.
01:18:40 I look better in real life, though, huh?
01:18:42 So, Ms. Samson, I hear you are a divorcee, which I think is very hot.
01:18:48 And, you know, I'll tell you, if it wasn't for my aunt's next-door neighbor's brother's cousin, I would not be doing this blind date crap.
01:18:57 We don't have to do this again.
01:18:59 No, no, no, don't worry about it. Don't play hard to get already.
01:19:03 Just, you know, relax. Enjoy your meal. It's all good.
01:19:06 I'll tell you, I make $3,000 a month. I can afford to get you a nice meal. It's all good.
01:19:14 There's really no need.
01:19:17 Forget about it.
01:19:19 Listen, I have a very spacious 300 square foot studio apartment that I lease if you get my drift.
01:19:31 And we's a married, you don't got to worry about work or nothing. I can give you an allowance like, I don't know, $200 a month or something like that.
01:19:39 What do you think about that?
01:19:40 Yeah, I make six figures. I'm an engineer. We could go buy a chess club when we're done here.
01:19:48 Come on, you're joking me.
01:19:51 No, I'm definitely not. Yeah, your meal's on me.
01:19:55 Listen, don't mess with me, lady. Look, I know that you are divorced. We think you can do better than me.
01:20:02 Get out of here.
01:20:05 What the hell is this? We didn't order nothing.
01:20:07 We're trying to bomb a meal off of me.
01:20:10 Mr. Sumtree.
01:20:12 Hello, Lisa. I don't have the restaurants on this side of town.
01:20:16 Mr. The bill for this table has already been paid for by Ida Valentino.
01:20:24 He says Miss Samson deserves only the best.
01:20:28 What the hell kind of name is Ida?
01:20:30 Let me know if you find out.
01:20:33 Thanks.
01:20:34 Okay, fine. Then I'm going to eat. With Lisa gone.
01:20:37 Your bill is $1,250.
01:20:40 Dude.
01:20:41 What?
01:20:43 Real funny watching me get embarrassed again.
01:20:45 Hey, no, you and Mr. Sumtree again, huh?
01:20:47 You kissed me and you're going to date with another guy. How is that fair?
01:20:49 What? And you're any better than me?
01:20:51 Patricia Brown feels like something happens and so then you swoop in and immediately take her side.
01:20:55 Someone's jealous of you.
01:20:56 I think I can help you.
01:20:57 Hey, hey.
01:21:00 You okay?
01:21:03 Look, there's nothing between Patricia and I.
01:21:05 It's only because she saved my life four years ago.
01:21:07 You can't hear this.
01:21:13 I'll make sure everything matches code.
01:21:16 Oh, also, if you plan on remarrying Miss Samson, you would need to make sure...
01:21:19 Wait, wait, hang on. Remarry?
01:21:22 Yeah, I saw you two together the other night.
01:21:25 The other night? I don't...
01:21:27 At 7-Eleven.
01:21:29 Hey, those cookies you ordered.
01:21:32 This is Valentino.
01:21:33 Hey, I'm not Valentino.
01:21:35 I'm not Valentino.
01:21:37 I'm not Valentino.
01:21:39 Hey, those cookies you ordered.
01:21:42 This is Valentino.
01:21:44 You hired your ex-wife as your secretary?
01:21:47 My ex-wife?
01:21:49 Lisa, please tell me that this is just another misunderstanding.
01:21:52 No, I am your ex-wife.
01:21:55 So I'm just the real joke here?
01:21:57 The fool chasing you around, running around, saving you.
01:22:01 Have you been playing me this whole time?
01:22:02 No.
01:22:03 I mean, even the nurse called you Miss Valentino.
01:22:06 I even went to your house and I saw another woman.
01:22:08 Okay, if you had cared about me even one tiny little bit,
01:22:11 you would have known what I looked like.
01:22:13 You didn't even know my name.
01:22:14 So this is just revenge then?
01:22:16 On who? Myself?
01:22:18 Lisa Samson.
01:22:19 I did Valentino!
01:22:23 Okay, so I can't even have a coffee now?
01:22:29 I mean, how could she be my skinny ex-wife?
01:22:40 What's wrong?
01:22:41 What's wrong?
01:22:43 What do you do every day, Jake?
01:22:45 I asked for a file on Lisa Samson.
01:22:46 Where is it?
01:22:47 What is your secretary, sir?
01:22:48 You tell me!
01:22:49 I already gave it to you.
01:22:53 I'm not seeing anything in there.
01:22:54 It's right here.
01:22:56 Keep out of it.
01:22:57 Okay.
01:22:58 Huh.
01:22:59 Paradise Villa number 12.
01:23:02 That's the same address as Lisa...
01:23:04 Shit, shit, shit.
01:23:06 I'm gonna kill you, Jake!
01:23:09 You...
01:23:11 Just look on the bright side, sir.
01:23:12 Lisa Samson is at least not this skinny, conniving gold digger that you described her as.
01:23:17 I've never described her as that.
01:23:19 But why did she need to hold back for this entire time?
01:23:23 Perhaps she was looking for an opportunity to uncover your dark secrets
01:23:27 so that she could extort you for more money.
01:23:29 Lisa isn't like that.
01:23:32 Okay.
01:23:34 She's a Russian spy.
01:23:35 That's gotta be it.
01:23:36 Overactive imagination again, Jake.
01:23:39 I don't wanna talk about that.
01:23:41 This is something you never know.
01:23:43 We've only really known her for about a month.
01:23:45 I know my Lisa.
01:23:48 She's not like that.
01:23:54 Lisa.
01:23:59 Are those flowers for Lisa Samson?
01:24:01 Sure are.
01:24:03 Um...
01:24:06 Oh!
01:24:07 What are you doing, sir?
01:24:09 Those flowers are ugly.
01:24:10 I need ten fresh bouquets from the Netherlands.
01:24:12 Now!
01:24:18 All for me.
01:24:22 Hey, hey, Lisa, um...
01:24:23 Why don't I just give you a ride home?
01:24:26 Perfect.
01:24:32 Grab a Valentino.
01:24:33 Lisa, come back tonight with Ivan for dinner.
01:24:36 I will not rest until you do.
01:24:43 I will not rest until you do.
01:24:47 The car's ready, sir.
01:24:48 Thank you.
01:24:54 Thanks for the ride, Mr. Valentino.
01:24:57 Anytime.
01:24:59 So you asked me to call your grandpa.
01:25:01 You knew that Lisa would for sure say yes?
01:25:04 I knew she respected my grandpa too much.
01:25:06 She couldn't say no.
01:25:07 But you always said, um...
01:25:09 She always knew to suck up to grandpa to manipulate him.
01:25:12 [laughs]
01:25:15 So do you plan to pursue Lisa Sampson for real this time?
01:25:18 No, who said anything about pursuing her?
01:25:21 I thought I'd just give her a chance, since she likes me.
01:25:31 Thank you, Olga.
01:25:34 Cheers.
01:25:36 We're all finally here together as a family.
01:25:40 Cheers.
01:25:42 Oh, and we'll be coming back to visit you, grandpa, together.
01:25:46 That's fantastic.
01:25:49 Why don't you two stay the night then?
01:25:52 Yeah, we'd love to.
01:25:55 Oh, honey, why don't you try one of these grapes?
01:25:59 You know how you like them.
01:26:02 Grandpa's watching.
01:26:10 Thank you.
01:26:19 If you want to fill me up, you can do that all night long.
01:26:25 If you want to fill me up, you can do that all night long.
01:26:30 I'm no longer hungry, actually.
01:26:32 Thank you so much for dinner.
01:26:36 What are you doing still eating?
01:26:38 This is your chance.
01:26:41 Go!
01:26:47 I think some grandchildren are in play, Olga.
01:26:51 Cheers.
01:27:02 There's the army.
01:27:14 Wasn't this the wedding gift that mommy got me?
01:27:19 There's literally nothing here.
01:27:21 What am I supposed to wear to bed?
01:27:23 What are you looking for?
01:27:24 Nothing.
01:27:26 What are you doing here?
01:27:29 Doing you.
01:27:33 Is it to make grandpa happy?
01:27:37 Unless you want to sleep on the floor tonight?
01:27:40 Uh, no way.
01:27:43 You never stay over, so I always sleep in the bed.
01:27:45 Why should I get the floor now?
01:27:47 Well, we can both sleep in the bed.
01:27:50 I don't mind it.
01:27:53 Well, we can both sleep in the bed.
01:27:56 I don't mind it.
01:28:02 Fuck.
01:28:07 Jake?
01:28:09 Lisa, is Mr. Valentino there?
01:28:11 This better be good, Jake, or you're not getting your bonus this year.
01:28:14 Mr. Norton had a sudden change in plans and will be leaving town tomorrow afternoon.
01:28:17 That means that we will have to move his meeting up to tomorrow morning.
01:28:20 So you and Lisa will need to do some OT.
01:28:23 Thank you.
01:28:33 I think we've uncovered an important secret.
01:28:57 Penn Day.
01:29:08 You'd be a boy or a girl.
01:29:13 And your daddy wouldn't accept you.
01:29:20 I should tell him.
01:29:23 I should tell him.
01:29:29 Hi.
01:29:31 Patricia, you can't keep sneaking up on me like that.
01:29:33 What are you doing?
01:29:34 Okay, well, I found a new doctor.
01:29:36 Will you come with me?
01:29:38 No, I don't have time to go to the doctor's office today.
01:29:42 Okay.
01:29:44 Well, if Dr. Richards can fix me up, this will be the last time you ever have to deal with me.
01:29:50 Please?
01:29:51 Okay, yes, let's go.
01:29:55 Okay.
01:29:58 Lisa, you're pregnant?
01:30:01 Whose bastard baby is this?
01:30:04 You're pregnant?
01:30:06 Who's the man?
01:30:07 Oh.
01:30:09 You're pregnant?
01:30:10 Who's the man?
01:30:12 You wouldn't want to shake the baby.
01:30:14 The father wouldn't like that too much.
01:30:17 Lisa, is there somebody else?
01:30:20 Is there somebody else?
01:30:24 I didn't ask you to sing.
01:30:26 Oh, I did my leg, it's hurting.
01:30:29 I need to go to the doctor now.
01:30:31 Let's go.
01:30:45 That's Lisa.
01:30:47 Should we give her a ride?
01:30:49 No need.
01:30:50 No?
01:30:51 Sir, she's going to get sick like this.
01:30:52 Start the car.
01:31:10 I didn't know it was you, you're a dick!
01:31:12 You're a dick, that's all you'll ever be!
01:31:20 You don't want to tell me it's a bad baby.
01:31:24 So as of the reports that I sent over to you guys from Robert, our numbers are up from last time this year, thanks to Mr. Valentino's efforts here.
01:31:31 So we have a...
01:31:35 Sorry I'm late.
01:31:37 No excuses.
01:31:39 Hey, hey, hey.
01:31:46 You have a fever, Lisa?
01:31:47 I know.
01:31:49 Look, anyone that's late is still excluded.
01:31:52 Go outside and get some rest.
01:31:53 I don't want you getting anyone else in this office sick.
01:31:56 I'm fine.
01:32:06 See you later, girl.
01:32:11 Mr. Valentino, my letter of resignation.
01:32:17 My letter of resignation.
01:32:20 You've always wanted to do your own independent projects, right?
01:32:24 Focus on that.
01:32:25 Give your secretarial duties to Tom and take some time off.
01:32:30 Go to the hospital, okay?
01:32:33 What do you mean?
01:32:37 I mean, you don't really intend to have that baby, right?
01:32:41 You don't get to decide what I do with my body or my baby.
01:32:44 You don't really love that man that much.
01:32:47 That's not what you meant.
01:32:59 Happy birthday to you.
01:33:05 Blow out the candles, Grandpa.
01:33:08 Yay!
01:33:11 I'll go cut the cake.
01:33:14 I can celebrate my birthday with both of you together this time.
01:33:20 If only by next year we can add a little bundle of joy.
01:33:28 Is she pregnant?
01:33:32 Lisa.
01:33:42 Doesn't feel good, does it?
01:33:47 Stop!
01:33:48 What?
01:33:49 You'll carry somebody else's child but won't even let me touch you?
01:33:52 What the fuck is even that, huh?
01:33:58 I've had enough of your madness.
01:34:02 Grow the fuck up.
01:34:11 Hello?
01:34:22 Wait a minute.
01:34:24 Look everyone, it's your slutty secretary.
01:34:27 Did you know she actually tried to sleep with the boss,
01:34:31 but now she's pregnant with some random stranger's bastard baby.
01:34:36 Do you even know who the father is?
01:34:39 Okay.
01:34:45 [Screams]
01:34:47 If you want to expose me, she lied about my brother and--
01:34:50 Hey!
01:34:51 Her daughter's baby!
01:34:53 You're a fraud!
01:34:54 And to think I've believed in you all this time.
01:35:00 Ruin me!
01:35:03 Hey!
01:35:04 Lisa, Lisa, Lisa.
01:35:05 I did.
01:35:06 Are you okay?
01:35:07 I did.
01:35:08 Call an ambulance now.
01:35:09 I didn't do anything.
01:35:10 She's faking.
01:35:11 She faked out by herself.
01:35:12 She's a lying bitch!
01:35:22 She's suffering from a high fever and physical trauma.
01:35:26 It doesn't look very stable for the fetus.
01:35:32 Well, I guess we can have more in the future.
01:35:37 But doctor, can you just save them both?
01:35:40 I'll try my best.
01:35:44 I'll be right back.
01:35:46 Okay.
01:35:56 Bill.
01:35:59 Run.
01:36:05 You know what to do.
01:36:17 The patient is in a critical state.
01:36:18 We need to operate now.
01:36:20 What's going on?
01:36:21 Lisa Sampson doesn't have a scheduled operation.
01:36:24 She doesn't need one.
01:36:25 If you want to keep your job, you better keep your mouth shut.
01:36:42 Mr. Valentino, you have to save Lisa.
01:36:53 What's happening?
01:36:55 Where am I?
01:36:57 We've had some complications.
01:36:59 We need to operate on you.
01:37:00 No, this isn't right.
01:37:02 Who are you working for?
01:37:04 Stop!
01:37:05 No, no, no, no!
01:37:06 No, no, no, no, no, no!
01:37:10 No, I'm pregnant!
01:37:11 I'm pregnant with my new Valentino's child!
01:37:13 No!
01:37:14 Lisa!
01:37:15 Are you okay?
01:37:16 Lisa, Lisa, hey, hey, hey.
01:37:19 Are you okay?
01:37:20 Murder!
01:37:22 Okay, go.
01:37:24 Sit him down.
01:37:31 So, tell me, doctor, or I'll get your license revoked.
01:37:36 It was, it was all Patricia Brown.
01:37:41 She, she blackmailed me.
01:37:44 And forced me to operate on Lisa Sampson.
01:37:49 And...
01:37:50 And what?
01:37:53 And what?
01:37:56 And forge x-rays of her broken leg.
01:38:00 Patricia Brown's leg is actually perfectly fine.
01:38:03 So I switched her x-rays with someone else's.
01:38:07 I checked the database.
01:38:09 It looks like he swapped Patricia Brown's x-rays with Lisa Sampson's.
01:38:17 So that means that Patricia has been lying to me this entire time.
01:38:22 Lisa, Lisa.
01:38:26 Lisa!
01:38:29 What did she do?
01:38:31 Patricia, stop.
01:38:33 You don't want to do this.
01:38:35 Now, if you push me off, if you push me off, they'll send, they'll send you to prison for murder.
01:38:40 If you push me off, they'll send, they'll send you to prison for murder.
01:38:45 I don't think so.
01:38:46 I think it'll just look like a suicide out of shame for having a bastard baby.
01:38:51 I saved Ida.
01:38:53 And he will believe me.
01:38:54 Why?
01:38:55 Because I have a necklace.
01:38:58 No, no!
01:38:59 Give it back!
01:39:01 You blackmailed my brother for two million dollars.
01:39:04 You can have it back for my dead body.
01:39:07 That'll have to work.
01:39:08 No, Patricia, stop!
01:39:10 No, no!
01:39:12 No!
01:39:15 Lisa.
01:39:19 This is all your fault.
01:39:21 It's okay, it's okay.
01:39:23 Okay.
01:39:24 Lisa.
01:39:26 Lisa, please forgive me.
01:39:28 Please.
01:39:41 Hey, Lee.
01:39:44 Patricia Brown, famous supermodel, is arrested for attempted murder.
01:39:48 Finally!
01:39:49 Justice is served!
01:39:55 Hey, Brian.
01:39:56 Sis, did you see the news?
01:39:57 Patricia Brown was finally brought in prison for all her crimes.
01:40:00 Yeah, I saw.
01:40:01 Also, that ex-husband of yours, he's been coming over every day after work.
01:40:06 Why?
01:40:07 He asked me about you.
01:40:09 You know, your childhood, your dreams.
01:40:11 He knows you're the girl he saved in college now.
01:40:14 And he also paid off all her debts.
01:40:27 You know, this house was a gift from Grandpa.
01:40:31 I never even came in it all these years.
01:40:35 Now I can't even enter it, even if I wanted to.
01:40:58 Let's go.
01:41:03 Oh, it's from Aiden.
01:41:06 For you and the baby.
01:41:09 More maturity gifts again?
01:41:11 I think we can get those things ourselves.
01:41:13 I'm going to go get them.
01:41:37 Lisa.
01:41:42 Lisa.
01:41:44 Did you know that your brother is a total drill sergeant?
01:41:48 He had me doing chores all day just so I could get a couple more details about you.
01:41:51 And now I have some serious respect for housewives.
01:41:55 Is that what you came here to tell me?
01:41:59 No, I, uh...
01:42:02 Lisa.
01:42:05 I was blind and dumb and a horrible husband to you.
01:42:09 And I know how disappointing and hurtful that can be.
01:42:15 And I neglected you, and I'm sorry about that.
01:42:18 But I promise you, I will be better.
01:42:24 Will you please give me another chance?
01:42:29 What about the baby?
01:42:32 You said it was a bastard child.
01:42:34 I know, I...
01:42:38 Will you please help me?
01:42:57 That's our dad's costume from Swan Lake.
01:43:00 Yeah.
01:43:03 I know you broke your leg to save my life.
01:43:05 But I will get the best doctor in the world to tend to it.
01:43:08 So you can dance on the world stage again.
01:43:13 And next time you want to have to buy tickets, you can perform it, and I'll be on the front row.
01:43:21 Did you steal these off my desk?
01:43:23 And, uh, about the baby.
01:43:26 Whatever you decide, I'll respect your decision.
01:43:29 And I'll love it all the same, even if we have kids later.
01:43:36 Sir, wait, wait.
01:43:39 Jake, do you want to be fired? What are you doing?
01:43:40 Just listen.
01:43:42 That's the woman.
01:43:45 She gave me this phone before she left the resort.
01:43:47 Jake, I saw it on eBay.
01:43:48 You don't want it.
01:43:49 Maria had just retired from that job after that day and then went on a trip.
01:43:52 That's why it took so long to find her.
01:43:54 This is my old phone.
01:43:57 So you're the mysterious woman this whole time.
01:44:01 My God, that means that I'm the whole...
01:44:05 The baby is yours.
01:44:09 Well, what are you waiting for, punk? Put a ring on it before she runs away again.
01:44:17 [laughs]
01:44:22 I never gave you the proposal that you deserved.
01:44:27 Let me try again.
01:44:30 Will you marry me?
01:44:40 For real this time.
01:44:43 Yes.
01:44:44 Yes?
01:44:45 Yes.
01:44:46 Yes, I will marry you.
01:44:52 Again.
01:44:54 [laughs]
01:44:56 [applause]
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