We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together Full
We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together Full
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00:00:00Today, I got divorced by my husband, Iden Valentino.
00:00:16We've been married for three years, but as fate would have it, he doesn't even know what I look like.
00:00:23Miss Lisa Sampson, I'm here on Mr. Iden Valentino's behalf.
00:00:27My three-year marriage contract with him has come to an end.
00:00:30These are your divorce papers.
00:00:32You may keep this mansion as well as the $2,000,000 you previously borrowed.
00:00:37Please sign.
00:00:43I couldn't be bothered to show up to the wedding, and now I can't show up to what, his divorce either?
00:00:47Unfortunately, Mr. Valentino has business in France at the moment.
00:00:52You mean to follow him out with his piece-of-shit little girlfriend, Patricia Brown?
00:01:09I'm sorry, so just, if you could just pass along a final message to him, you know, for me.
00:01:16Sure.
00:01:18Could you, could you just tell him? Like, in this exact wording.
00:01:23Okay.
00:01:25He was so disappointing as a husband, I'd have been better off marrying a goldfish.
00:01:31Got that?
00:01:33Goldfish. Got it.
00:01:40We're here!
00:01:43We're here!
00:01:45You can't lose, Lisa. Plenty of fish in the sea.
00:01:54I don't know about this.
00:01:55Girl, don't be hung over that scumbag. He never even gave a single damn about me.
00:02:01I'm still hopelessly in love. But today, I have to let go.
00:02:06Yeah.
00:02:07You're right. That arrogant asshole's more hook.
00:02:15Thank you.
00:02:21Thank you.
00:02:25Someone spiked my drink with aphrodisiac.
00:02:31Ooh.
00:02:35Smash, I found my target. Have fun, okay? I'll meet up with you later.
00:02:40Wait.
00:02:42Ow.
00:02:44Hey, no! Ollie, wait!
00:02:54Oh, sorry.
00:02:56Sorry.
00:03:00Are you okay?
00:03:01Yeah, I think somebody actually drugged my drink.
00:03:03Oh!
00:03:12Iden Valentino. My ex-husband.
00:03:20Iden Valentino. My ex-husband.
00:03:26Whole family's bankrupt. Brothers across seas chasing down some chick.
00:03:31How the hell you plan on paying us all that debt your dad owes us?
00:03:34I think the only way she can repay us is by breaking her bones.
00:03:37That's also what.
00:03:40Hey! Get away from her!
00:03:49Mind your business, unless you want your ribs broken, too.
00:04:00Mind your business, or I'll get your ribs broken, too!
00:04:02Are you okay?
00:04:04Thank you.
00:04:05Of course.
00:04:06What's your name?
00:04:07Iden.
00:04:08Thank you for treating me so well.
00:04:20I've had a crush on you for five years, and you're married for three.
00:04:25My husband.
00:04:27You don't even know who I am.
00:04:38Ow!
00:05:08Ow!
00:05:23Maybe this can be our departing gift.
00:05:28Then it's goodbye forever.
00:05:39Wonderful. The mistress calls.
00:05:47Hello?
00:05:48Who are you?
00:05:49Iden Valentino is still asleep. Who is this?
00:05:52Why do you have my boyfriend's phone?
00:05:57Boyfriend?
00:05:58Boyfriend?
00:05:59Boyfriend?
00:06:00Boyfriend?
00:06:01Boyfriend?
00:06:02Boyfriend?
00:06:03Boyfriend?
00:06:04Boyfriend?
00:06:05Boyfriend?
00:06:06Boyfriend?
00:06:07Boyfriend?
00:06:08He was my husband until yesterday.
00:06:10Iden's been calling me babe and battle maid, so who do you think I am?
00:06:15What? Iden would never. Who is this?
00:06:24You're pretty average.
00:06:30Payback!
00:06:31For not showing up for the divorce.
00:06:38That is for cheating on me.
00:06:43Scumbag ex-husband.
00:06:49Can I help you?
00:06:56Do you want this?
00:06:58I really don't want it anymore. Take it. Sell it on eBay.
00:07:01You don't want it?
00:07:02This looks almost brand new.
00:07:04Brand new?
00:07:05Yeah.
00:07:06Wow, thank you.
00:07:13Oh, there's a cute little puppy sticker. Thanks.
00:07:30Just average.
00:07:32Just average.
00:07:41Where are any of my clothes?
00:07:45Jake, Iden need a new phone.
00:07:47Yes, sir.
00:07:48Find out who smacked my drink.
00:07:49Yes, sir.
00:07:50And more importantly, find out the woman who was in my room last night.
00:07:55Will do, sir.
00:07:57Also, today's your first day as CEO of a new company you just acquired.
00:08:00I better start heading out.
00:08:01Ah, right.
00:08:02By the way, as per the agreement three years ago,
00:08:04Attorney Jones has filed the divorce papers for you and your ex-wife.
00:08:06Oh. Did she say anything?
00:08:08Um, the missus said, um...
00:08:11You're such a disappointment as a husband that I'd rather marry a goldfish.
00:08:15Rude.
00:08:18Apologies.
00:08:19Her words, not mine, sir.
00:08:22Like the girl from last night.
00:08:32Yes.
00:08:43Chop, chop.
00:08:44Hey, good news.
00:08:45CEO's about to arrive.
00:08:46Let's make sure everything looks neat and orderly.
00:08:51Stupid ex-husband making me late.
00:08:54I'm sore.
00:08:56You were never late.
00:08:57Had a party in last night?
00:08:59No.
00:09:01Anyone else want my style?
00:09:03I heard the new CEO just came back from Europe.
00:09:05And?
00:09:06He's truly hot.
00:09:07And ultra rich.
00:09:08Well, we'll marry him.
00:09:09We'll be so damn lucky.
00:09:12You think he's interested in one of us?
00:09:13Okay.
00:09:14Don't go to those movies.
00:09:15Probably a little too involved.
00:09:17Oh, you're right.
00:09:18What are you two babbling about?
00:09:19Hey, the CEO's about to be here.
00:09:21We need to go.
00:09:22Oh, he's here.
00:09:23Oh my god.
00:09:24He's here.
00:09:25Get up. Go, go, go, go.
00:09:26Everybody look sharp.
00:09:27Thank you.
00:09:28Thank you.
00:09:29You're welcome.
00:09:32You're welcome.
00:09:45Come on.
00:09:46Okay, smile.
00:09:47Smile.
00:09:48Smile.
00:10:02Oh my god.
00:10:11Oh my god, this is so embarrassing.
00:10:25Please don't tell me he recognizes me from last night.
00:10:31It's important to maintain a professional image.
00:10:35Next time this happens,
00:10:37I'm going to go to New York.
00:10:44Okay, he doesn't recognize my face, but not even my name?
00:10:50Did he even read the divorce papers he sent me?
00:10:53Wait, but that means I can keep this job if he doesn't realize it's me, right?
00:10:57Your hair smells kind of nice.
00:10:59Reminds me of the girl last night.
00:11:03Um, let her know that I'd like her to be my secretary, please.
00:11:06Thank you.
00:11:10Mr. Valentino has chosen you to be his secretary.
00:11:15What?
00:11:18I'm an engineer.
00:11:20I'm an engineer.
00:11:21Yay.
00:11:22It's the other way around.
00:11:26Shh.
00:11:27Mr. Valentino.
00:11:29This will be your new office for the time being.
00:11:38I'm still not quite sure that I understand, sir.
00:11:40Why have an engineer be your secretary?
00:11:43Are you telling me how to do my job?
00:11:46No.
00:11:48Just curious.
00:11:50Ms. Brown was saying that she couldn't reach you on the phone,
00:11:53so she's requesting that you pick her up tomorrow.
00:11:59Come on.
00:12:14Coffee or tea?
00:12:17Coffee.
00:12:22I'll get that right away.
00:12:24Oh, and next time, knock.
00:12:27It's basic etiquette.
00:12:29Of course, your majesty.
00:12:40Have you lost your goddamn mind?
00:12:49You said coffee?
00:12:52Coffee, please.
00:12:53Yeah.
00:12:54Sorry.
00:12:55I'll go get the coffee.
00:12:57She wants my attention.
00:13:04I was going to walk in there, and I was going to say,
00:13:08and then I was going to slap him,
00:13:12and then...
00:13:15Samson.
00:13:16Boss wants to see you.
00:13:18Okay.
00:13:22Your coffee, sir.
00:13:23Oh!
00:13:25Jeez!
00:13:28Okay.
00:13:29All right.
00:13:33That's the end.
00:13:34Oh, my God.
00:13:35Oh, my God.
00:13:36What are you doing?
00:13:37What are you doing?
00:13:38Do you need something from me, sir?
00:13:40Yes, I need you.
00:13:42I need you to go shopping.
00:13:44To get a gift that serves as an apology.
00:13:48You hear that?
00:13:49It must be for Patricia Brown.
00:13:51For that call I intercepted last night.
00:13:57Scumbag.
00:13:58What?
00:14:00I'm just...
00:14:01I'm celebrating,
00:14:03because an overly competent engineer,
00:14:07such as myself,
00:14:09am more qualified
00:14:11to tackle such a daunting task
00:14:15of picking out gifts.
00:14:18Have we met before?
00:14:22Have we met before?
00:14:24We slept together too, dummy.
00:14:26I don't think so.
00:14:29I'm going to go get your gifts now.
00:14:31Thank you.
00:14:36God, this is hot.
00:14:39Jake!
00:14:40An ice pack.
00:14:41ASAP.
00:14:44And another coffee.
00:14:47What is this?
00:14:50Looks like a piece of shit, sir.
00:14:52I think it is intentional.
00:14:57Lisa!
00:14:59Yes?
00:15:01Do you have a problem with me?
00:15:04What?
00:15:05What are you talking about?
00:15:07Because you just landed a giant turd
00:15:09on my desk.
00:15:10Oh.
00:15:12Okay.
00:15:13Oh.
00:15:14Okay.
00:15:15See, I'm an engineer.
00:15:17So all I had was parchment paper.
00:15:24You're just trying to get my attention, aren't you?
00:15:26Don't misunderstand me.
00:15:28I simply thought that brown paper
00:15:30would match Miss Brown's essence.
00:15:32Whoever said this is for Patricia Brown?
00:15:35It's actually for...
00:15:39What's up?
00:15:40How many mistresses do you have?
00:15:42Ex-wife's name, Jake.
00:15:44He's buying gifts for me?
00:15:47He's never gotten me anything
00:15:49in the three years we've been married.
00:15:51Maybe he does have a heart.
00:15:54Oh.
00:15:56Your ex-wife is also named Lisa Sampson.
00:15:59You share the same name as my ex-wife.
00:16:01I'm literally her, dumbass.
00:16:03What?
00:16:05Jake.
00:16:06Can you get her my ex-wife's address
00:16:09so she can send this to her?
00:16:13Jesus fucking Christ.
00:16:15I know where I live.
00:16:17I'll find the address.
00:16:22Hmm.
00:16:23She wants to play.
00:16:25And I shall indulge her.
00:16:29No.
00:16:30She literally did not remember
00:16:32his own ex-wife's name.
00:16:34Forget his ass.
00:16:35You had fun last night, didn't you?
00:16:37Why don't we go again?
00:16:39No.
00:16:41I don't want to drink.
00:16:43Go ahead.
00:16:44I don't.
00:16:45Yeah, I don't want to drink.
00:16:46Yeah.
00:16:47Hey, can I say that?
00:16:50So, why don't you go to a business dinner
00:16:52and drink with us tonight?
00:16:56Uh, tonight I can't.
00:16:58I have, um, got plans
00:17:00and I'm not drinking anyway.
00:17:02Perfect.
00:17:03You can be our designated driver then.
00:17:08Um, no.
00:17:10Cheers.
00:17:14Cheers.
00:17:22Why won't she drink up?
00:17:24This is disrespectful to our culture.
00:17:26How am I supposed to do business
00:17:27with you people like this?
00:17:31Ask me nicely and maybe I'll save you.
00:17:34Jerk face.
00:17:36How about this?
00:17:38I ordered the oyster soup just for you.
00:17:40It's wonderful for your health.
00:17:47I'm sure that your wife will be
00:17:49very excited about it later tonight.
00:17:52Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:17:55Ooh, slick.
00:17:57Oh, crud.
00:17:58Hmm, maybe you should be my secretary instead.
00:18:05What are you doing?
00:18:06It's pad thai.
00:18:07I've got peanuts.
00:18:11I'm sorry.
00:18:12I'm sorry.
00:18:13I'm sorry.
00:18:14I'm sorry.
00:18:15I'm sorry.
00:18:16I'm sorry.
00:18:17I'm sorry.
00:18:18I'm sorry.
00:18:19I'm sorry.
00:18:21You know about the boss's peanut allergy.
00:18:23How the hell would you know that?
00:18:25Well, Mr. Valentino is the hottest guy in town,
00:18:28so you know all the girls in the office
00:18:30have been talking about it.
00:18:32I knew it.
00:18:33She's interested in me.
00:18:36Please be mindful of social boundaries, Miss Epson.
00:18:39Says the one who hires his ex-wife
00:18:41to be his secretary.
00:18:43Excuse me, I just...
00:18:51Excuse me.
00:18:56She's a good secretary.
00:18:58I still don't understand
00:18:59why you want me to prank her for.
00:19:01Because she pranked me earlier,
00:19:02so I want to prank her now.
00:19:03So she has a sense of humor.
00:19:05Don't be so mean to her.
00:19:07I was your college roommate for four years,
00:19:09and even I didn't know about your peanut allergy.
00:19:13I was your college roommate for four years,
00:19:15and even I didn't know about your peanut allergy.
00:19:21Excuse me, where are you going?
00:19:24You're my driver.
00:19:31Oops.
00:19:32I better go check on my restaurant.
00:19:36Next meal's on me.
00:19:42Your grandfather called.
00:19:43He's asking for you and Mrs. Valentino
00:19:45to come back and have dinner with him
00:19:46now that you're back in the country.
00:19:47He doesn't know that we're divorced?
00:19:51Your grandfather's health has declined.
00:19:53Your ex-wife probably didn't want to disappoint him.
00:19:55After all, it is her who has been
00:19:56taking care of him all these years.
00:20:01She wouldn't have even gotten that
00:20:02marriage contract from my grandpa.
00:20:04She would have allegedly run into him
00:20:06to save him from an asthma,
00:20:07not to mention the two million dollars
00:20:08she got out of it.
00:20:10So why wouldn't she be sucking up to him?
00:20:11It's all for her own benefit.
00:20:15Well, someone has to be nice to your grandpa, Iden.
00:20:21Come on. Let it out.
00:20:25I should have just let him die.
00:20:26Just eat his peanuts and die from his allergy.
00:20:29And then rip up his two million dollar check
00:20:31and just throw it on top of his grave.
00:20:34Are you really going to hide the fact
00:20:35that you're his ex-wife?
00:20:36What else am I supposed to do?
00:20:39I waited for three years.
00:20:41And for what?
00:20:43Some pitiful divorce gifts?
00:20:45Which I had to buy and wrap myself?
00:20:47I should just give it up.
00:20:49But you've been in love with him for so long.
00:20:51And you gave up so much for him.
00:21:00Samson.
00:21:01Mr. Valentino is not happy
00:21:04with your lack of goodbyes tonight.
00:21:06He wishes to get an explanation tomorrow.
00:21:09He's insane. I'm quitting.
00:21:11I'm quitting.
00:21:42She spent my whole career sky high thanks to your help.
00:21:45She broke her leg four years ago saving my life.
00:21:47I thought I'd give her a little something else.
00:21:54Here, take this.
00:21:55Thank you.
00:21:56Iden, thank you so much for picking me up.
00:22:00Please be mindful of social boundaries, Patricia.
00:22:04Hey, Mom.
00:22:05I tried to call you two days ago
00:22:07and some random woman picked up.
00:22:09Who was she?
00:22:11I don't know.
00:22:14Sorry, a puppy ran out from under the car, sir.
00:22:18Was it okay?
00:22:19Yeah, it's fine. It got out of the way in time.
00:22:21Ew.
00:22:23What? What's wrong?
00:22:25I hit my knee. It's hurting.
00:22:27AJ, we might need to go to the hospital for this.
00:22:29No, no, no, no, no.
00:22:30You don't need to go to the hospital.
00:22:32Iden is too far gone and I'm just reminded of all the pain.
00:22:36But if you spend some time with me,
00:22:39you'll feel better.
00:22:43Get in the car.
00:22:46Mom.
00:22:49Letter of resignation.
00:22:52So, Steve is covering for Anna while she's away.
00:22:54I moved your 11 a.m. to 12.
00:22:56And then lastly, the board e-mail today.
00:22:58They said as soon as you make sure everything is in order here,
00:23:00they want to transfer you to their new start-up in three months.
00:23:03He's only going to be here for three months?
00:23:05That means I don't have to resign.
00:23:08What is that?
00:23:10Your apologies for leaving me at the restaurant last night?
00:23:15Okay.
00:23:17It...
00:23:19It's...
00:23:25You're always falling.
00:23:27No falling for me will have severe consequences.
00:23:33Actually, I broke my knee a few years ago.
00:23:35Saving an ungrateful idiot.
00:23:38And...
00:23:40I have 20-20 vision.
00:23:41And what is that supposed to mean?
00:23:42She's calling you ugly, sir.
00:23:44And she's trying to say that she's not blind.
00:23:54Looks like the break-in bolded her.
00:23:56She's special.
00:23:58If he thinks he can bully me to submission, he's got another thing coming.
00:24:01Oh, and get me a file on Lisa Sampson.
00:24:04Wait for secretary, sir.
00:24:06Secretary? Duh!
00:24:12Hello.
00:24:13Hey.
00:24:14Grandpa wants us over for dinner tonight.
00:24:16A family dinner tonight.
00:24:23Okay.
00:24:32I can't keep this secret forever.
00:24:34I cannot do it.
00:24:37There are other jobs in the world.
00:24:38I'll lose this one and find another.
00:24:44Grandpa Valentino?
00:24:46Olga said you weren't feeling well.
00:24:47Oh, ow, ow.
00:24:50I must have hurt something.
00:24:52Sit, sit, sit, sit. Here.
00:24:53I'll be alright.
00:24:55You know, the doctors say that it would be healthy for me to have some distraction.
00:25:01Some great-grandchildren, perhaps.
00:25:06Some great-grandchildren, perhaps.
00:25:10Then I could run around chasing after them.
00:25:14Doctor says it's good exercise, Lisa.
00:25:18How about some tea?
00:25:20That would be lovely.
00:25:21Okay.
00:25:23Wait.
00:25:24Where's that?
00:25:29Um.
00:25:31Aiden and I...
00:25:33Sir, Mr. Valentino Jr.'s car has arrived at the driveway.
00:25:38Well, finally.
00:25:40Let's go get him, dear.
00:25:42Okay.
00:25:55Sir, Mr. Aiden is a bit busy at the moment, so he told me to bring you this new pet first.
00:26:01I get to live another day!
00:26:03Yes!
00:26:10Tell me.
00:26:11Where is he?
00:26:12He's, um...
00:26:13He's helping Miss Brown with her physical therapy.
00:26:15Ugh!
00:26:16Brown is a bitch again.
00:26:18Ah, happy boy.
00:26:21Have a goldfish.
00:26:24Guess I did swap him out for a goldfish.
00:26:32Oh, gosh.
00:26:36Here.
00:26:37Oh!
00:26:39Aiden, can you open my leg?
00:26:40Yes.
00:26:41I need to really stretch my glute.
00:26:43Wider?
00:26:44Yeah.
00:26:45Open it.
00:26:46More.
00:26:47It's open.
00:26:48More.
00:26:49Okay.
00:26:50Hey!
00:26:59Um, excuse me, sir.
00:27:00Did your grandfather insist that you join us?
00:27:02Yes, I think I should go.
00:27:04I thought you wanted nothing to do with your skinny ex-wife.
00:27:13Hey, Grandpa.
00:27:14How are you?
00:27:15Um, I think I'm just coming to check up on you.
00:27:17What are you...
00:27:18Oh!
00:27:19You don't remember I exist, do you?
00:27:21You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
00:27:24Hell, you missed Lisa.
00:27:26She just left.
00:27:27Even the tea is still warm.
00:27:29You'd rather fly around the world with that dang mistress of yours
00:27:32than spare one glance at your wife.
00:27:34Grandpa, it's not like that between me and Patricia.
00:27:36Don't you mention her name in this house.
00:27:39Go explain to your wife.
00:27:40Actually, there's something about...
00:27:42What?
00:27:43I said, do you have any idea
00:27:46how she's been taking care of this family this entire time?
00:27:50She takes me to all my doctor visits.
00:27:53Even this tea.
00:27:54She makes the blend all herself.
00:28:00Okay.
00:28:06This tea isn't bad.
00:28:10You could be drinking this every day.
00:28:13Grandpa, it's average.
00:28:15Okay.
00:28:16Did you at least like the goldfish that I brought you?
00:28:18Gave it to Lisa already.
00:28:20You can't bribe me with pets.
00:28:23I want a human great-grandchild.
00:28:26Now go home.
00:28:27And don't you come back unless you bring Lisa with you.
00:28:31Okay, Grandpa.
00:28:37Hey, where you going with my tea?
00:28:39It's not bad.
00:28:43Hey, girl, what's wrong?
00:28:44Is your dad still a veterinarian, and do you know how to take care of goldfish?
00:28:47Yes and no.
00:28:48But, Gord, you got a goldfish?
00:28:50I got a goldfish.
00:28:51This is a call-out party.
00:28:54I'll have a tea today.
00:28:59Order up. One pipe and hot tea.
00:29:02I don't know if the diminished brain capacity is from all the hair gel absorbing into his scalp
00:29:05or from fumigating himself every day with body spray,
00:29:07but either way, you'll look like a feral dog and smell like one too.
00:29:10How's that for tea?
00:29:12Make sure it's hot!
00:29:18What, not enough work for you to do?
00:29:20Got enough time to chit-chat with one of your guy co-workers?
00:29:23You know, I don't think I'm actually very good at this whole secretary thing,
00:29:27so maybe I should...
00:29:28Oh, don't cut yourself short and make a nice cup of coffee.
00:29:35Not a bad cup of tea, either.
00:29:37It tastes just like the tea from last night.
00:29:43So, tell me, what did you put in it?
00:29:47It's just an herbal blend.
00:29:50I didn't realize you liked tea so much.
00:29:55I did?
00:29:56I'm sure I didn't know you were supposed to be here.
00:30:03First time seeing the mistress in person.
00:30:06She's pretty.
00:30:08But stupid, and me.
00:30:10I have to go shopping. Why don't you come with?
00:30:13I'm a bit busy today.
00:30:15Here, why don't you take the card, Lisa? Take her shopping. Thank you.
00:30:22You two have fun.
00:30:24Men like you stupid, don't they?
00:30:34Take a photo of me holding this, and then we can just throw it out after.
00:30:41Do you love me?
00:30:44Did you just roll your eyes at me?
00:30:50I can tell you what I did.
00:30:52He sent you here to serve me.
00:30:55I can spot a gold digger from a mile away.
00:30:57Is that because you spent so much time looking at yourself in the mirror?
00:31:00I'm going to spot away all the flies surrounding Aiden.
00:31:05Fly-smart girls.
00:31:07Are you calling me a piece of shit?
00:31:09Because I'd be happy to pass on that message.
00:31:13Hey, what is going on?
00:31:15She hit me!
00:31:18I love technology.
00:31:20She hit me, actually.
00:31:22The security cameras never lie.
00:31:29Anyway.
00:31:31As if I haven't watched enough real short shows to know how to deal with bitches like you.
00:31:36Did you hit her?
00:31:37No! She's lying!
00:31:40Thank God that shithead ex-husband didn't take the house, not with it.
00:31:51I can relax after a long day.
00:32:01What is a shithead ex-husband?
00:32:04Wait, what did you just call me?
00:32:07Mr. Valentino, what's up?
00:32:10Look, I'm a bit drunk.
00:32:12So I'm going to need you to come pick me up at the 7th Heaven bar.
00:32:17What?
00:32:18Yeah.
00:32:19Wait, 7th Heaven?
00:32:20No way I'm going.
00:32:24She should have told me, to hell.
00:32:31Hey.
00:32:33You're cute.
00:32:35Want to dance?
00:32:37You're drunk.
00:32:39How about I take you home?
00:32:41No, Lisa's coming to pick me up.
00:32:43Oh, I don't think Lisa's coming anywhere.
00:32:45Hey, can you get up?
00:32:47Hey, ever heard of first come first serve, ugly buddy?
00:32:50If he's not coming home with me, he's definitely not coming home with you.
00:32:54Okay.
00:32:56You know what?
00:32:57Let's bet on it.
00:32:58If he comes home with me, you beat his top.
00:33:00But if he goes home with you, I'll beat yours.
00:33:03Deal.
00:33:04Should have checked the mirror before leaving the house, loser.
00:33:07Great.
00:33:12Do you want to come home with me?
00:33:15Uh, yes.
00:33:17That sounds good.
00:33:19What, is he blind?
00:33:21I'm clearly the hot one.
00:33:24Thanks for picking up the tab.
00:33:28Good?
00:33:29Mm-hmm.
00:33:30Mind if you call Jake?
00:33:32Or Miss Poopypants?
00:33:35Why are you jealous?
00:33:37My God.
00:33:38How can he be this hot?
00:33:40Mr. Valentino.
00:33:42This is Valentino.
00:33:43Will you sign?
00:33:45Yes.
00:33:47Okay.
00:33:49This is Valentino.
00:33:51Will you sign?
00:33:55Oh, sorry.
00:33:56Former.
00:33:57This is Valentino.
00:34:03Oh!
00:34:05I get it!
00:34:06Sorry for interrupting.
00:34:08Carry on.
00:34:11All right, you guys.
00:34:13Only start stating her after the divorce.
00:34:16Hey.
00:34:18No money for us lawyers.
00:34:23So?
00:34:26This is Valentino.
00:34:29Okay.
00:34:34I admit it.
00:34:37I'm...
00:34:39your ex-wife.
00:34:41Oh.
00:34:47Okay, okay.
00:34:53Just kidding, I'm good.
00:34:56Okay.
00:35:09Oh, Jesus.
00:35:15You look the same as you did five years ago.
00:35:18I bet you think I skimmed my way into this marriage.
00:35:26When I found out that your grandfather wanted me to marry you,
00:35:30I was so excited I couldn't sleep.
00:35:34Whatever.
00:35:36Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:35:38Your house over here smells so nice.
00:35:41But not as nice as Lisa Sampson's tea.
00:35:49But why, oh why, does she always yell at me?
00:35:53I don't yell at you.
00:35:56Well, then tell me.
00:35:58Why do you play so hard to get?
00:36:06Oh, my God.
00:36:08I'm so confused.
00:36:12Okay.
00:36:14You were drunk.
00:36:15And now you're drunk.
00:36:17Are you messing with me, Ida Valentino?
00:36:20Lisa Sampson.
00:36:23Hey, look, don't be like all those gold diggers on the TV dramas
00:36:27that are just trying to sleep their way to the top.
00:36:32I'm sorry, are you okay?
00:36:33Don't assume the worst of me.
00:36:35Is money all that you care about?
00:36:37No, I should have left you at the club.
00:36:38Don't call me after 5 p.m.
00:36:43Shit.
00:36:45I fucked up.
00:36:51Got files for you.
00:36:53Hey, hi.
00:36:54Get your favorite pastry.
00:36:55They are quarterly budget reports from the finance department.
00:36:58They need your signature immediately.
00:37:01Okay, I just want to talk a little bit about-
00:37:02If you need a subscription.
00:37:11Watch your shoulder.
00:37:14Mr. Valentino.
00:37:15I found the mystery woman that you spent the night with at the resort.
00:37:18What?
00:37:21What?
00:37:25No, I mean, all I can see is silhouettes.
00:37:27Here, Jake, how am I going to see who it actually is?
00:37:31Thank God, it's just a silhouette.
00:37:33It may just be a silhouette.
00:37:35But I have a feeling that she'll come up very soon with a positive pregnancy test
00:37:38asking Mr. Valentino to pay child support.
00:37:41Stop with the overreactive imagination.
00:37:43Take it back, Jake.
00:37:44No way am I pregnant.
00:37:47Sampson, you're back.
00:37:50What?
00:37:51Your back and the back of your hair look identical to the woman in this video.
00:37:54Identical is a strong word, don't we think?
00:37:57Jake, I need a moment alone with Lisa.
00:38:01He can't prove anything if I just deny it.
00:38:06Take off your blazer.
00:38:07What?
00:38:10You heard me. Take off the blazer.
00:38:14That's an HR violation, actually.
00:38:16Well, if that was you and the security camera, I can go to HR.
00:38:19Lisa, now take off the blazer.
00:38:22Lisa, what's the problem?
00:38:24The blazer. We take off the blazer.
00:38:28What's going on here?
00:38:30You're trying to steal my boyfriend.
00:38:32Hey, that's enough, Patricia.
00:38:35We're going on our date, right?
00:38:37Great, I'm going to leave.
00:38:38Hey, you're coming with us.
00:38:39What?
00:38:42I can't.
00:38:43I've got a fish to feed at home and I don't want it to go belly up.
00:38:47Is your damn goldfish more important than me?
00:38:51Your boss.
00:38:52The goldfish was gifted to me by a very special man.
00:38:58Well, you're on the clock.
00:38:59So, it's either your job or the goldfish.
00:39:02I didn't know he was so important.
00:39:07Fine, I'll go.
00:39:09But that's over time.
00:39:11So, we have a date.
00:39:14Yeah.
00:39:18Oh my god, I did.
00:39:20Did you see that new film I just starred in?
00:39:22Okay, there's this character, Evil Queen.
00:39:24And she reminds me so much of your sleepy ex-wife.
00:39:30Thank you, my friend.
00:39:31Of course, on the house.
00:39:32Cheers.
00:39:40Oh no!
00:39:41Looks like I got you all wet.
00:39:43I guess you've got to go home and change.
00:39:46Bat girl!
00:39:49Sorry, Evil Queen.
00:39:55Anyway, the production was eh.
00:39:57My coverage, eh.
00:39:59They really should have put a higher budget.
00:40:01I just, like, I didn't care.
00:40:02Like, I clearly didn't know what she was doing.
00:40:04They didn't give me enough fraudster.
00:40:06I just, whatever.
00:40:07But you know me.
00:40:09Don't think your dumb tricks will win over Iden.
00:40:13And who are you to tell me this?
00:40:15His mistress.
00:40:16He loves me.
00:40:26What are you going to do?
00:40:27Hit me?
00:40:29Bingo.
00:40:31You asked for it.
00:40:33Mistresses get slapped.
00:40:35You asked for it.
00:40:36Mistresses get slapped.
00:40:38Hey, what is with all the noise?
00:40:40Huh?
00:40:41Iden, she slapped me!
00:40:43And why would you do that?
00:40:44Because.
00:40:45I'm a super duper evil conniving and scheming little bitch.
00:40:51I don't think I can't fire you.
00:40:53Yes, fire her!
00:40:54You can't.
00:40:56Because I am firing you.
00:40:58For my life.
00:40:59You can't do that.
00:41:00I just did.
00:41:06If I was you, I would take that back!
00:41:09You can't do that.
00:41:10I just did.
00:41:14If I was you, I would take that back!
00:41:18Iden, my leg.
00:41:20It's hurting again.
00:41:21She just fired me.
00:41:24She just fired me!
00:41:25She just fired me!
00:41:35Lisa, can you please bring me in here?
00:41:37Tea.
00:41:47My god, this tea sucks.
00:41:48What is this?
00:41:49Some left, sir.
00:41:50Remember.
00:41:53Do you want a new one?
00:41:54Do you want a coffee instead?
00:41:55No, no.
00:41:56I don't want to take that away.
00:42:00Yes, sir.
00:42:10God.
00:42:14Boss doesn't like your glance.
00:42:17Do you know how many different combinations of tea leaves, temperatures, and techniques
00:42:19the former secretary tested and formulated just for Mr. Valentino's palate?
00:42:23Yeah, that's true.
00:42:25Ever since the new CEO arrived, all she would do is carry tea leaves,
00:42:29prepared to make any combination any time as little as our desire.
00:42:33Such a thoughtful secretary.
00:42:36And such big shoes to fill.
00:42:37How are we ever going to find a replacement?
00:42:40Let's build a team.
00:42:41Did she get fired for trying to seduce the boss?
00:42:45Was that pun intended or unintended?
00:42:49I don't care about getting fired.
00:42:51Unintended, right?
00:42:53I thought so.
00:43:00She's always so cool to me on the surface.
00:43:02But deep down, she actually rarely cares about me.
00:43:11What's this?
00:43:12Your ex-wife ordered a ball gown.
00:43:15The shop owner sent both items here by mistake,
00:43:17so I'll make sure this gets sent back to her address.
00:43:19Okay.
00:43:20I will put your suit in the executive closet,
00:43:22but Samson still has the key.
00:43:25I hired her back.
00:43:27I mean, I don't get it.
00:43:28When you fire somebody, they take the key.
00:43:30That makes no sense.
00:43:31I thought she was the one that fired you.
00:43:41Be glad I don't have a cat.
00:43:43Otherwise, this fish would already be dead.
00:43:46LOL.
00:43:48It's the goldfish that she got.
00:43:51Whoever got that for her is lame.
00:43:58It's a cute puppy.
00:44:00I like puppies too.
00:44:08Who are you going out with?
00:44:14No, it's...
00:44:16It's probably best just to be nice.
00:44:18Let me just...
00:44:22Cute puppy.
00:44:27Period.
00:44:28Yeah, it's fine.
00:44:34What?
00:44:37All this hard-to-get strategy is just going too far, Lisa.
00:44:42Jeez, Jake.
00:44:44Why does it seem like you're more interested in getting her attention
00:44:47than it is the other way around?
00:44:49How long have you been standing there?
00:44:52It's time for the events.
00:45:13What?
00:45:33Your ex-wife ordered a ball gown.
00:45:36My schemey ex-wife is here?
00:45:38She better not say anything bad about me.
00:45:40Oh, these appetizers look good.
00:45:50You!
00:45:51What are you doing here?
00:45:54It's none of your beeswax.
00:45:57I don't work for you anymore.
00:45:59And you made me drop my appetizer.
00:46:03You were here to meet?
00:46:05Showing this much skin?
00:46:06Trying to look so... appetizing?
00:46:09Kissing for a new husband?
00:46:11I'm definitely not kissing for you.
00:46:14You were always so beautiful.
00:46:17Sir, Mrs. Valentino!
00:46:22I'm Nicole. I'm the nurse at the hospital.
00:46:25Mrs. Valentino?
00:46:28Oh!
00:46:32What?
00:46:33Oh, my mistake.
00:46:36Excuse me.
00:46:37Yeah, it's fine.
00:46:40Did I get the wrong person?
00:46:44I see her at the hospital all the time with Mr. Valentino Sr.
00:46:50This is the file you wanted on Lisa Sampson.
00:46:56The secretary.
00:46:58I haven't looked at it.
00:46:59I find it a bit creepy to hire a private investigator to look into your co-workers.
00:47:03But she's married.
00:47:04I heard she just got divorced.
00:47:05Is that why she's so hot and cold with me?
00:47:08She's not ready for a new relationship?
00:47:12Mr. and Mrs. Valentino!
00:47:14Your ex-wife ordered a ball gown.
00:47:17Looks like we need to pay my ex-wife a visit.
00:47:19Let's go.
00:47:20Sir.
00:47:34This is the house you left your ex-wife after the divorce, sir.
00:47:36Oh.
00:47:41Damn.
00:47:42You literally shit what you eat.
00:47:44Just like him.
00:47:45Surrounds himself with that piece of brown turd model.
00:47:49But, but you're a good boy.
00:47:51Can't say a thing about that jerk face.
00:47:54She's talking about you, sir.
00:47:55Hold on, that's way too rude.
00:47:57I thought you were here to see your ex-wife, sir.
00:47:59That's not her.
00:48:01Then who are you here to see?
00:48:03I can't tell whether I'm happy or disappointed it's not that Lisa.
00:48:10Let's go.
00:48:34Is he here to see me?
00:48:44You're back?
00:48:45I just walked your dog.
00:48:46Thank you.
00:48:48Can you believe that I ran into my shithead ex twice in one night?
00:48:57I don't understand why you just can't admit to him that you're his ex-wife.
00:49:00He is willing to owe you an apology.
00:49:02Hey, you're right, but I just...
00:49:07I don't know, I thought it would be a clean break.
00:49:09No.
00:49:11I mean, he's always got his poopy pants hanging around, though.
00:49:14That's true.
00:49:15But, he's a two-timing scumbag.
00:49:18And we don't bother with scumbags.
00:49:19Scumbags don't live in our head rent free.
00:49:22You're right.
00:49:23No.
00:49:24Okay, cheers to that.
00:49:25Yeah.
00:49:26Hey, now I'm back on the market.
00:49:29Yes, you are.
00:49:32Cheers.
00:49:47What do you want?
00:49:48Samson, Mr. Valentino would like to kindly invite you back to be his secretary.
00:49:56Are you going to call her?
00:49:57Almost there, sir.
00:49:58Okay, keep him waiting.
00:50:00Samson?
00:50:01Mr. Valentino would like to kindly invite you back to be his secretary.
00:50:07Samson, are you alright?
00:50:13Wait, wait, wait.
00:50:15Lisa, Lisa, hey, can you hear me?
00:50:17Talk to me.
00:50:18Uh, Mr. Valentino?
00:50:20A girl who has self-respect doesn't do tasty faxies.
00:50:23So, bye!
00:50:25No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:50:27Lisa, what if I were to tell you
00:50:29that I can give you your own independent project?
00:50:32In exchange, you come back and work for me, secretary, for a month.
00:50:37Is he serious?
00:50:38It would take years to get my own project as an engineer.
00:50:41So how does that sound?
00:50:42Oh, and not to mention it'll be good for your career and the pay raise.
00:50:47Maybe I can finally give back the $2 million check and call it even.
00:50:53Alright, deal.
00:50:54Well, hold on, hold on.
00:50:55I thought you said no taxis back season a moment ago.
00:50:58Under one condition.
00:50:59You know, if I don't feel like I've been taken advantage of, then someone's a discussion.
00:51:04Well, alright then.
00:51:05I will see you tomorrow.
00:51:06See you tomorrow!
00:51:16You want tea?
00:51:17Welcome back, Lisa.
00:51:20So, tell me, did you block me?
00:51:29No.
00:51:30Would definitely, definitely not block you.
00:51:33Did you know that you get extra loud and animated when you lie?
00:51:37Did he hire me back just to torment me?
00:51:41Sir, we found out who drugged you.
00:51:43Who was it?
00:51:44Frank Dunst, CEO of your rival company.
00:51:47Looks like we need to pay him a visit, then.
00:51:50You're coming with me. Let's go.
00:51:59Frank Dunst, the CEO of a rival company, should be right beside you.
00:52:03Why are we back here again?
00:52:09Does he know that I'm the woman he spent the night with?
00:52:12Bathroom!
00:52:18Let's go.
00:52:23Oh my!
00:52:26Ivan Valentino.
00:52:31What can I do for you, chick?
00:52:38Is that one of your goons?
00:52:41Did he drug me on his own, or was it by your order?
00:52:51Oh, hello, pretty.
00:52:56Can I be Frank?
00:53:00I would love that, frankly.
00:53:02Hello, pretty.
00:53:04I know you've got some nice rooms on the floor above us.
00:53:07How about I give you a tour you want from here?
00:53:10Respectfully, no.
00:53:14Did I mention that I own this place?
00:53:16Oh, really?
00:53:18Well, in that case,
00:53:22You're going to regret this!
00:53:26I'll show you real pain.
00:53:28I'll show you real pain.
00:53:30Hey!
00:53:36Are you okay?
00:53:38Are you okay?
00:53:40Are you okay?
00:53:42Are you okay?
00:53:44Are you okay?
00:53:46Are you okay?
00:53:48Are you okay?
00:53:50Are you okay?
00:53:53Don't you know who I am?
00:53:55Frank Dunst is my brother-in-law, you idiot!
00:53:58Hey!
00:54:02If I recall correctly,
00:54:04Your wife is an only child.
00:54:06And so heirs to the maple fortune.
00:54:09So how do you suddenly have a brother-in-law?
00:54:11He doesn't look like part of the maple family at all.
00:54:14Are you cheating on your wife with his sister, sir?
00:54:18What do you want, Iden?
00:54:21The Northpoint Project.
00:54:24I'm interested in this.
00:54:27The Northpoint Project.
00:54:29I'm interested in that.
00:54:31A hundred billion dollar project.
00:54:34That's right.
00:54:36Alright.
00:54:38I will withdraw my bid for it.
00:54:41And I also want an apology to my secretary, Nell.
00:54:46I'm sorry.
00:54:48And I apologize on behalf of this
00:54:50Brutal idiot!
00:54:52My subordinates are all highly competent.
00:54:54Unlike yours.
00:54:55That's why I, as their superior, protect them.
00:55:02Let's go.
00:55:08I, uh...
00:55:11I want to thank you, uh, for saving me.
00:55:15And, um...
00:55:18Would you have done the same if it were a different girl?
00:55:21Nobody bullies you except for men.
00:55:24No one's allowed to bully me except you?
00:55:27I'm sorry, what kind of sadistic line is that?
00:55:30Are you talking shit about me inside of your head again?
00:55:34No.
00:55:35No! No!
00:55:37I... I...
00:55:38I'm not!
00:55:39I'm not!
00:55:50Do you dance?
00:55:51Oh, um...
00:55:53No, um, not anymore.
00:55:55I mean, not...
00:55:56It's just not anymore.
00:56:02A gift.
00:56:05From the company, not from me.
00:56:10No.
00:56:14You really don't remember me anymore?
00:56:18I don't remember.
00:56:23Oh, he's so ugly.
00:56:25I don't have anything left to do, do you?
00:56:36Are you okay?
00:56:38I can't see.
00:56:40I can't see.
00:56:44My leg!
00:56:45Shit!
00:56:47You two!
00:56:48Call the police!
00:56:50Mr. Valentino!
00:56:51We have to get you to safety.
00:56:53One second.
00:56:55Here.
00:56:56This is my family heirloom.
00:56:58Find me.
00:57:00We really have to go.
00:57:08Oh my god.
00:57:21How do you know I like dogs?
00:57:24He pays attention to me.
00:57:31Brian!
00:57:33Lisa!
00:57:35Hi.
00:57:37Here, let me get this.
00:57:42This looks good.
00:57:44It's for tonight.
00:57:46Oh, okay.
00:57:48I gotta see this next weekend.
00:57:50What?
00:57:56I left him at the office.
00:58:07I knew you wanted to go out with me.
00:58:13Wait, Lisa.
00:58:14Why aren't you at the Valentino's for the holidays this year?
00:58:17Because that jerk-faced ex-husband didn't want to see me at all.
00:58:20I didn't bounce him up and mean to you?
00:58:22No!
00:58:23No, it's, it's great.
00:58:25I mean, his grandpa loves me, okay?
00:58:28And, like, he got me his daughter first.
00:58:30If it wasn't for my evil ex-girlfriend, who blackmailed me for $2 million,
00:58:33she wouldn't have had to agree to the marriage contract anyway.
00:58:36It's not my fault.
00:58:37No, it's not.
00:58:38Hey, it's okay.
00:58:40Brian, it's not your fault.
00:58:47Why do you have a picture of Patricia Brown on your dartboard?
00:58:50Is that what this criminal calls herself now?
00:58:54You know, she's hiding from her crimes.
00:58:56She's the ex-girlfriend who blackmailed you?
00:58:59She's the ex-girlfriend who blackmailed you?
00:59:01That's why we owe $2 million?
00:59:03Lisa, don't get caught up in this anymore, okay?
00:59:05Just, just live your happy married life.
00:59:08That's all I want for you.
00:59:10You've already done too much for me.
00:59:21Grandpa Valentino's in the hospital. I have to go.
00:59:24Will you be back for dinner?
00:59:25I don't know.
00:59:27Thankfully, Olga got your grandpa in time.
00:59:30I didn't Valentino.
00:59:32Even if he doesn't want to see me,
00:59:34he should still see his grandfather for the holidays.
00:59:44What the hell are you doing here?
00:59:47He was with her again?
00:59:50I don't know.
00:59:52What the hell are you doing here?
00:59:54He was with her again?
00:59:59You're like a leech, huh?
01:00:01Can't get rid of you.
01:00:03I haven't even started with you about ruining my brother's life.
01:00:07What? I didn't slap you hard enough last time so you came back for more?
01:00:13Name your price.
01:00:15How much to get you away from Aiden?
01:00:18How much for you to leave Aiden alone?
01:00:21I'll pay you one million dollars to leave Aiden alone.
01:00:25That should be plenty for a peasant like you.
01:00:27Is that how much Aiden Valentino's worth to you?
01:00:30What a joke.
01:00:31Five million.
01:00:35Five trillion dollars.
01:00:37Couldn't buy my love for Aiden Valentino.
01:00:39What do you know about Aiden anyway?
01:00:41He's allergic to peanuts.
01:00:43He loves seafood at his evening runs.
01:00:46Everyone thinks he's a cold, calculated businessman,
01:00:48but he actually has a lot of soft spots,
01:00:50including puppies.
01:00:51He's a dog person, like me.
01:00:53And if he sees a dog on his evening runs,
01:00:55he will stop just so that he can play with it.
01:00:58I'm going to seduce Aiden for real.
01:01:02He's mine.
01:01:04Yeah!
01:01:07Aiden!
01:01:11Awkward!
01:01:15What a confession, Lisa.
01:01:17I didn't know you feel that way about me.
01:01:20Okay.
01:01:22Mrs. Valentino!
01:01:24Oh, I mean...
01:01:26Actually, what do I call you?
01:01:29I'm Nicole. I'm the nurse at the hospital.
01:01:33Lisa. Lisa's totally fine.
01:01:35Oh, yeah, okay. Thank you.
01:01:37I hope everything's okay.
01:01:39Yeah, yeah, no, sorry. I'm just a little tired.
01:01:41Oh, it's good to see you again.
01:01:43Yo, you too. You look great in your scrubs.
01:01:47Hi, baby. Hi.
01:01:50Girl.
01:01:59Hi. Yeah.
01:02:01Remember Lisa Sampson?
01:02:04How about some sweet revenge?
01:02:08Jake, can you get Lisa in here? Thank you.
01:02:11You called for me?
01:02:16My God.
01:02:18How can he be this hot?
01:02:20Please find this time for me.
01:02:23I... I don't know how to type.
01:02:26I don't know how to type.
01:02:28I don't know how to type.
01:02:30I don't know how to type.
01:02:32I don't know how to type.
01:02:34I don't know how to type.
01:02:36I don't know how to tie a tie, actually,
01:02:38so you should have Jake help you out with that.
01:02:41Well, you are already in here,
01:02:43so why don't you get to shop?
01:02:46Fine.
01:02:58You're not too good at this, are you?
01:03:00Because you have no one else to practice on.
01:03:03Well, do you have a lot of girls who tie your tie for you?
01:03:06No.
01:03:08You're actually the first.
01:03:13I've got work to do, so...
01:03:15Why were you at the hospital last night?
01:03:21I go for physical therapy sometimes.
01:03:24You have an injury?
01:03:26That's why I don't dance anymore.
01:03:29No reaction. He really doesn't care.
01:03:32I wasn't stalking you, by the way.
01:03:35Sure.
01:03:37I mean it. All the stuff I said at the hospital,
01:03:39that was just nonsense, you know?
01:03:43I only said it because
01:03:45your little girlfriend was accusing me of trying to seduce you,
01:03:49so I just wanted to piss her off.
01:03:53So you didn't mean anything that you said?
01:03:56No.
01:03:58No, of course not. I'm a professional.
01:04:01Professional indeed.
01:04:04I knew it.
01:04:08Thank you. Yeah.
01:04:10I'm mindful of social boundaries.
01:04:14Right.
01:04:16That'll be all, Miss Samson.
01:04:19Yeah, I've got work to do.
01:04:26Sorry, Samson, but the boss said these need to be done by tomorrow morning.
01:04:29He says, um...
01:04:32If she loves working so much, then I'll give her twice the work.
01:04:35She'll be thanking me.
01:04:41Twice the work?
01:04:45Does he know I have a real job?
01:04:49I'm only his secretary, and he's already torturing me this much?
01:04:54Imagine what he would do if he found out I was his despised ex-wife.
01:04:59Oh.
01:05:05Mr. Valentino?
01:05:10Mr. Valentino?
01:05:13Here with those files that you asked for.
01:05:17I hate this place.
01:05:19No, it's tough.
01:05:22Don't touch it.
01:05:24Yeah, um, why aren't you naked?
01:05:27Perfect.
01:05:29You break into my house and you start touching my body and call me a perv.
01:05:33Interesting.
01:05:36You asked me to bring these files over to your house.
01:05:40No, I don't need those anymore.
01:05:42He just loves tormenting me.
01:05:44But, now that you're here,
01:05:48But, now that you're here,
01:05:50it's funny you told me to drink.
01:05:55Cheers.
01:06:10That's okay. I'm not really drinking right now, anyway.
01:06:13And, uh, I'm really overloaded with...
01:06:16stuff...
01:06:18for the rest of the night.
01:06:20I'm just going to leave the files here, in case you need them.
01:06:23And, um...
01:06:25Well, hold on, wait a second.
01:06:27It's late. I'll give you a ride home.
01:06:29No, that's okay.
01:06:31I have a ride already.
01:06:33Okay.
01:06:37See you later?
01:06:39See you.
01:06:41I have to leave.
01:06:43Sorry.
01:06:50It's a pool.
01:06:52Yep, that was my necklace.
01:07:01Why, Rachel, are all of your places without a service?
01:07:06We're running out of stuff.
01:07:08Okay, how much would you get a fucking pillow right now?
01:07:17You...
01:07:19What are you doing here?
01:07:29Thanks for trying to steal Iden from me.
01:07:32And after tonight, he's never going to want to touch you again.
01:07:37Because we're cutting up your face.
01:07:44This is my family heirloom.
01:07:46I'm funny.
01:07:49Where did you get that necklace?
01:07:54Where did you get that necklace?
01:07:56Oh, this?
01:07:57This is a token of Iden's love.
01:07:59Jealous?
01:08:01You better enjoy your last few moments not being Scarface.
01:08:07Don't come near me.
01:08:10I'm Iden Valentino's wife. You don't want to mess with me.
01:08:13You don't want to...
01:08:14Quit bluffing. You were just his secretary last week.
01:08:22Don't...
01:08:23Don't...
01:08:25Don't...
01:08:29Hey!
01:08:31Hey!
01:08:36You okay?
01:08:37What took you so long?
01:08:40Dump his body at the Maple residence.
01:08:42Tell Charlotte Maple that her husband is cheating on her.
01:08:45We'll see how Dunn's going to afford this firm without his wife's money.
01:08:48And Patricia Brown, too.
01:08:50They kidnapped her, too?
01:08:52No. She was working with the men who hurt me.
01:08:54No, no, no. You must be imagining this. We didn't see her when we came in.
01:08:57Iden.
01:08:58What?
01:08:59Listen to me.
01:09:00Look, look. I know you guys are at odds, but she wouldn't do this.
01:09:05Fine.
01:09:07Thanks for saving me.
01:09:08Hey, hey, hey.
01:09:10Come on. I'll take you back. Come on. I'll take you back.
01:09:12No. No.
01:09:13Lisa!
01:09:22Lisa!
01:09:24I'm sorry.
01:09:26Please, I just want to talk for a second. Lisa, please!
01:09:32Lisa!
01:09:52Four years ago, I brought home an eclipse.
01:09:55Patricia Brown stole it.
01:09:57She ransacked the house.
01:09:59It must have been her.
01:10:01I'm sorry, sis. Everything is my fault.
01:10:04Is this necklace important to you? Can I get you another one?
01:10:23I thought you said you're not drinking anymore.
01:10:25And you finished the whole bottle yourself?
01:10:28What's going on?
01:10:31I got kidnapped.
01:10:36So, that piece of crap Brown took your necklace to pose as you.
01:10:41Your husband's actual savior?
01:10:44No, get this. She's also the one who framed it.
01:10:46That bitch! She did everything to get closer to Aiden!
01:10:49Yeah.
01:10:50You've got to do something.
01:10:51Like what?
01:10:55He believes her completely.
01:10:57And if I had any evidence at all, I wouldn't have had to sign a marriage contract.
01:11:02She's got the necklace.
01:11:04Like, I don't even think I can call him the same person I had the necklace on.
01:11:08I don't even think I can call him that.
01:11:11contract. She's got binoculars. Like, I don't even think I can call him a snotbag anymore
01:11:18because he thinks that she's me.
01:11:20Take your man back.
01:11:23Take my man back?
01:11:25Yep.
01:11:29It's Ivan.
01:11:34Hello? This is the Irish Pub. This lady is drunk.
01:11:39Please come and pick her up as soon as possible.
01:11:42What was that?
01:11:45Now what?
01:11:46What are we going to do?
01:11:47Well, now, we're going to go to the Irish Pub and make a change.
01:11:50We're going to go to the Irish Pub?
01:11:52Yes, we are. Come on.
01:11:56There you go. I have a couple. There you go.
01:12:00You're on the most cars in the world than anybody else.
01:12:04There you go.
01:12:06Alrighty. Let's get the seatbelt on you.
01:12:09Oh, okay.
01:12:17Yeah, she looks sweet when you're asleep.
01:12:20Because when you're awake, you're like a tiger always chugging me out.
01:12:24Oh.
01:12:26I'm going to eat you up.
01:12:29Yeah. Yeah, we can get something to eat.
01:12:33Ah.
01:12:35Hey, why don't you just take a nap? I'll drive.
01:12:45Oh, my. There's somebody actually there.
01:12:51Lisa.
01:12:54Okay, I'll just take you back to my house.
01:13:03Okay.
01:13:07Okay, there you go.
01:13:09And I'm going to change my place.
01:13:11It's because, frankly, I don't know where you live.
01:13:14And I'm not going to do anything about it.
01:13:18Be mindful of social boundaries, Ida.
01:13:20Don't do anything stupid.
01:13:22She's under the influence.
01:13:26What? Lisa?
01:13:29Please be mindful of social boundaries.
01:13:39Lisa, if you go any lower, then I'm going to have to cut your pay in half.
01:13:47Lisa!
01:13:52If I knew that you were going to be like this,
01:13:55I would have left you to your own devices.
01:14:10My, oh, my, Samson.
01:14:13Did you two spend the night together?
01:14:15Jake, where are my morning meeting notes?
01:14:17Shut up.
01:14:20That's right. Take your man back.
01:14:29I made you coffee.
01:14:31You know how I prefer tea now, right?
01:14:33But this is my special coffee.
01:14:36Okay.
01:14:44That's pretty good.
01:14:47That's pretty good.
01:14:49You've got, um, foam on your lips.
01:14:54Well, why don't you...
01:15:02Why don't you quit all the bells and whistles and go make me a normal tea?
01:15:09Jake liked my latte art.
01:15:12Oh, you made Jake latte hearts?
01:15:15Oh, no, his. His was a little leaf.
01:15:17Only you got the heart.
01:15:19I made you lunch, too.
01:15:21You made me lunch?
01:15:25So, do you need to take a break?
01:15:28No time to break, Olga.
01:15:30Patricia Brown says I have to divorce Lisa to keep up with the secretary.
01:15:34I have to stop at all costs.
01:15:36Onward, Olga! Onward!
01:15:40Can I watch you?
01:15:43Cut it.
01:15:45But, sir, what if they're in a meeting?
01:15:47Doesn't matter. Onward, Olga! Onward!
01:15:53That right there.
01:15:58Grandpa.
01:16:00Isn't that...
01:16:01Don't mind me.
01:16:03Come by to visit sometime for dinner.
01:16:05Okay, Grandpa. Will do.
01:16:09Come on, Olga.
01:16:13It seems like Grandpa likes you.
01:16:16I sing quite fast, though. Sometimes.
01:16:33You dare steal a kiss from me?
01:16:43Mr. Bouncy?
01:16:49Jake, this better be very important or I'm cutting your pay in half.
01:16:52What is it?
01:16:53Miss Brown just called.
01:16:59I'm sorry, Jake.
01:17:01I'm sorry.
01:17:03I'm sorry.
01:17:05I'm sorry.
01:17:07I'm sorry.
01:17:09I'm sorry.
01:17:11I'm sorry.
01:17:20Hey.
01:17:21She needs you at the police station right now.
01:17:23The police station?
01:17:28Sorry you didn't think of me like this, sis.
01:17:30Why would you go stalking Patricia Brown when you know that is a crime, Brian?
01:17:35Why am I not surprised?
01:17:38You two are siblings? Trailer trash ass family?
01:17:42You ruined my life.
01:17:43Hey, Brian. Stop. Don't.
01:17:45Blame your own stupidity, not me.
01:17:48Do you even know who I am?
01:17:50What do you mean?
01:17:51Do you know who you stole that necklace from four years ago?
01:17:55I don't know what you're talking about.
01:17:57Sure you do.
01:17:58Hey, what is going on?
01:17:59They're harassing me.
01:18:01She's dating Iden Valentino now?
01:18:03What?
01:18:05Hey, stop.
01:18:08Hey, stop. Don't hurt him.
01:18:12I apologize on his behalf.
01:18:14You're apologizing to me for him?
01:18:16I've never known you to back down on me before.
01:18:19Why are you apologizing to him?
01:18:21Do you want to end up backing him?
01:18:22He's cheating on you.
01:18:25Let's go.
01:18:26Come on, Iden. They're disgusting.
01:18:28Iden, I knew you'd save me from those trailer trash siblings.
01:18:32Wait, what?
01:18:33They're siblings.
01:18:36Ryan?
01:18:37Gosh, Ryan is so funny.
01:18:39Yeah, they're both losers.
01:18:44Wait!
01:18:45Iden!
01:18:46How am I supposed to get around?
01:18:50Lisa, wait! Wait!
01:18:54Lisa!
01:18:55Lisa!
01:19:02Someone decided to go bad into trouble.
01:19:10It's...
01:19:11No, no.
01:19:13Leave behind your cheating husband.
01:19:18Miss Samson, for dishing work without cause,
01:19:21I require an in-person explanation of my office stats?
01:19:24Yeah, I keep you out of shoes.
01:19:25Divorce him already! Why aren't you still with him?
01:19:27We're already divorced.
01:19:30Well, you're good.
01:19:32I mean, if it wasn't for my blunders in the first place, you wouldn't have had to marry him.
01:19:36It's not about that.
01:19:38Now you're free.
01:19:39Right? So I can set you up on some blind dates?
01:19:41Yeah, please don't.
01:19:43Why not?
01:19:44Come on, everybody asks me about you.
01:19:46You're bound to meet one good one out of the bunch.
01:19:50Ryan!
01:19:51Come on, please?
01:19:53For me?
01:19:54For you?
01:19:55For me?
01:19:57Coming by later to check out some of the wiring in this room?
01:20:00Yeah, I think we could widen the room, make more space, easily for a couple units.
01:20:04Budget reports from the past month from the finance department.
01:20:07Thank you. And, um, I was...
01:20:09Is that a new skirt, Samson?
01:20:10You going on the date later?
01:20:14Excuse me.
01:20:22Wow.
01:20:27Hi. Queen's Ristorante. 7th floor.
01:20:30Thank you. Can't wait.
01:20:36You know, I'm so happy that Samson decided to go on this date.
01:20:39You know, getting back on the dating scene is kind of exciting.
01:20:41Gosh, did she have that new skirt?
01:20:43The way that she was talking with that guy on the phone, she must have been pretty excited.
01:20:46She must be successful.
01:20:48I need a table for a Queen's Ristorante.
01:20:52Because we are treating some friends to dinner tonight.
01:20:56We're friends?
01:21:00I have friends.
01:21:05Yeah, that's me.
01:21:07I look better in real life, don't I?
01:21:09So, Ms. Samson, I hear you are a divorcee, which I think is very hot.
01:21:15And, you know, I'll tell you.
01:21:17If it wasn't for my aunt's next-door neighbor's brother's cousin, I would not be doing this blind date crap.
01:21:23We don't have to do this again.
01:21:25Ah, no, no, no. Don't worry about it. Don't play hard to get already.
01:21:29Just, you know, relax. Enjoy your meal. It's all good.
01:21:32I will tell you, I make $3,000 a month.
01:21:38I can afford to get you a nice meal. It's all good.
01:21:41There's really no need.
01:21:45Forget about it.
01:21:46Listen, I have a very spacious 300-square-foot studio apartment that I lease if you get my drift.
01:21:59When we get married, you don't have to worry about work or nothing.
01:22:03I can give you an allowance, like, I don't know, $200 a month, something like that.
01:22:07What do you think about that?
01:22:09Yeah, I make six figures.
01:22:12I'm an engineer.
01:22:13We could, uh, go buy a Tesla.
01:22:15We're done here.
01:22:18You're joking.
01:22:19No, I'm really not.
01:22:21Yeah, uh, your meal bought me.
01:22:23Uh, listen, don't mess with me, lady.
01:22:25Look, I know that you are divorced, but you think you can do better than me?
01:22:30Get out of here.
01:22:34What the hell is this? We didn't order nothing.
01:22:36What, are you trying to bum a meal off of me?
01:22:39Mr. Sumptuary.
01:22:40Hello, Lisa.
01:22:41I don't have the restaurants on this side of town.
01:22:44Mister, the bill for this table has already been paid for by Ida Valentino.
01:22:52For this table has already been paid for by Ida Valentino.
01:22:56He says Miss Sampson deserves only the best.
01:23:01What kind of means?
01:23:02Let me know if you find out.
01:23:06Thanks.
01:23:07Okay, fine.
01:23:08Okay, fine.
01:23:09Then I'm gonna eat.
01:23:10With Lisa gone.
01:23:11What bill?
01:23:12It's $1,260.
01:23:14Dude.
01:23:15What?
01:23:17Real funny watching me get embarrassed to get into this.
01:23:19Hey!
01:23:20No, you Mr. Sumptuary again, huh?
01:23:21You kiss me and you go on a date with another guy. How is that fair?
01:23:23What, you're any better?
01:23:24Patricia Brown feels like something happens and so then you swoop in and immediately take her side.
01:23:28Someone's jealous here.
01:23:29I'm leaving.
01:23:30Okay.
01:23:31Hey, hey!
01:23:34You okay?
01:23:36Look, there's nothing between Patricia and I.
01:23:38It's only because you saved my life four years ago.
01:23:40You can't hear this.
01:23:50I'll make sure everything matches code.
01:23:52Oh, also, if you plan on re-marrying Miss Sampson, you need to make sure...
01:23:55Wait, wait, hang on.
01:23:57Re-marrying?
01:23:59Yeah, I saw you two together the other night.
01:24:01The other night?
01:24:02I don't remember.
01:24:03At 7-7.
01:24:05Those copies you ordered.
01:24:07This is Valentino.
01:24:10You hired your ex-wife as your secretary?
01:24:12My ex-wife?
01:24:15Lisa, please tell me that this is just another misunderstanding.
01:24:18No.
01:24:19I am your ex-wife.
01:24:20So I'm just the real joke here.
01:24:22The fool.
01:24:23Chasing you around, running around, saving you.
01:24:26Have you been playing me this whole time?
01:24:28No.
01:24:29Even the nurse called you Miss Valentino.
01:24:31I even went to your house and I saw another woman.
01:24:34Okay, if you had cared about me even one tiny little bit, you would have known what I looked like.
01:24:39You didn't even know my name.
01:24:40So, this is just revenge then.
01:24:42On who?
01:24:43Myself?
01:24:44Lisa Sampson.
01:24:45I didn't know Valentino!
01:24:49Okay, so I can't even have a coffee now?
01:24:55How could she be my skinny ex-wife?
01:25:05What's wrong?
01:25:07What's wrong?
01:25:08What do you do every day, Jake?
01:25:10I asked for a file on Lisa Sampson.
01:25:12Where is it?
01:25:13What is your secretary, sir?
01:25:14You tell me!
01:25:15I already gave it to you.
01:25:18I'm not seeing anything in here.
01:25:19It's right here.
01:25:21Keep out of it.
01:25:24Huh.
01:25:25Paradise Villa number 12.
01:25:28That's the same address as Lisa.
01:25:30Shit. Shit.
01:25:31I'm not done with you!
01:25:33You jerk!
01:25:37You're stuck on the bright side, sir.
01:25:39Lisa Sampson is at least not this skinny, conniving gold digger that you described her as.
01:25:43I've never described her as that.
01:25:45But why did she need to hold back for this entire time?
01:25:49Perhaps she was looking for an opportunity to uncover your dark secrets so that she could extort you for more money.
01:25:55Lisa isn't like that.
01:25:58Hey.
01:25:59She's a Russian spy.
01:26:01That's got to be it.
01:26:02Overactive imagination again, Jake.
01:26:04Don't talk about that.
01:26:07Straightened that one out.
01:26:09We've only really known her for about a month.
01:26:11I know my Lisa.
01:26:14She's not like that.
01:26:20Lisa.
01:26:25Are those flowers for Lisa Sampson?
01:26:27Sure are.
01:26:29Oh.
01:26:32What are you doing, sir?
01:26:35Those flowers are ugly.
01:26:36I need ten fresh bouquets from the Netherlands.
01:26:38Now!
01:26:44All for me.
01:26:48Hey, hey, Lisa.
01:26:49Why don't I just give you a ride home?
01:26:52Thanks.
01:26:58Reverend Valentino.
01:26:59Lisa.
01:27:00Come back tonight with Isaac for dinner.
01:27:02I will not rest until you do.
01:27:08I will not rest until you do.
01:27:13The car's ready, sir.
01:27:14Thank you.
01:27:21Thanks for the ride, Mr. Valentino.
01:27:24Anytime.
01:27:26Sir, you asked me to call your grandpa.
01:27:28You knew that Lisa would for sure say yes?
01:27:30I knew she respected my grandpa too much.
01:27:32She couldn't say no.
01:27:33But you always said, um...
01:27:36She always knew to suck up to grandpa to manipulate him.
01:27:39That's true.
01:27:41So do you plan to pursue Lisa Sampson for reals this time?
01:27:44No. Who said anything about pursuing her?
01:27:47I thought I'd just give her a chance, since she likes me.
01:27:50She likes me.
01:27:58Thank you, Olga.
01:28:01Cheers.
01:28:02We're all finally here together as a family.
01:28:06Cheers.
01:28:08Oh, and we'll be coming back to visit you, grandpa.
01:28:11Together.
01:28:13That's fantastic.
01:28:15Why don't you two stay the night then?
01:28:18Yeah, we'd love to.
01:28:21Oh.
01:28:23Honey, why don't you try one of these grapes?
01:28:25I know how you like them.
01:28:28Grandpa's watching.
01:28:36Here you go.
01:28:45If you want to fill me up, you can do that.
01:28:48All night long.
01:28:51If you want to fill me up, you can do that.
01:28:54All night long.
01:28:56I'm no longer hungry, actually. Thank you so much for dinner.
01:29:01What are you doing still eating?
01:29:04This is your chance.
01:29:07Go!
01:29:13I think some grandchildren are in play, Olga.
01:29:17Cheers.
01:29:28Thirsty, aren't we?
01:29:40Wasn't this the wedding gift that mommy got me?
01:29:43There's literally nothing here. What am I supposed to wear to bed?
01:29:47What are you looking for?
01:29:48Nothing.
01:29:50What are you doing here?
01:29:53Doing you.
01:29:57Is it to make grandpa happy?
01:30:01Unless you want to sleep on the floor tonight?
01:30:04Uh, no way.
01:30:07We never stay over, so I always sleep in the bed.
01:30:09We never stay over, so I always sleep in the bed.
01:30:12Why should I get the floor now?
01:30:14Well, we can both sleep in the bed.
01:30:16I don't mind it.
01:30:20Well, we can both sleep in the bed.
01:30:23I don't mind it.
01:30:29Fuck.
01:30:34Jake?
01:30:35Lisa, is Mr. Valentino there?
01:30:37This better be good, Jake, or you're not getting your bonus this year.
01:30:40Mr. Norton had a sudden change in plans and will be leaving town tomorrow afternoon.
01:30:44That means that we will have to move his meeting up to tomorrow morning,
01:30:46so you and Lisa will need to do some OT.
01:30:49Thank you.
01:30:59I need to recover the important stuff.
01:31:07I need to recover the important stuff.
01:31:24Sunday.
01:31:25I'm sorry.
01:31:35I hate being a boy or a girl.
01:31:40I hate that your dad didn't even accept you.
01:31:47I should tell him.
01:31:51I should tell him.
01:31:56Hi.
01:31:58Patricia, you can't keep sneaking up on me like that.
01:32:00What are you doing?
01:32:01Okay, well, I found a new doctor.
01:32:03Will you come with me?
01:32:05No, I don't have time to go to the doctor's office today.
01:32:09Okay.
01:32:11Well, if Dr. Richards can fix me up,
01:32:15this will be the last time you ever have to deal with me.
01:32:17Please?
01:32:18Okay, yes, let's go.
01:32:22Oh, no.
01:32:25Lisa?
01:32:27You're pregnant?
01:32:29Whose bastard baby is this?
01:32:31You're pregnant?
01:32:33Who's the man?
01:32:34Oh.
01:32:37You're pregnant?
01:32:38Who's the man?
01:32:40You wouldn't want to shake the baby.
01:32:41My father wouldn't like that too much.
01:32:45Lisa, is there somebody else?
01:32:47Is there somebody else?
01:32:51I'd ask you the same.
01:32:53I did my leg, it's hurting.
01:32:55I need to go to the doctor now.
01:32:57Let's go.
01:33:11That's Lisa.
01:33:13Should we give her a ride?
01:33:15No need.
01:33:16No?
01:33:17Sir, she's going to get sick like this.
01:33:18Start the car.
01:33:20No!
01:33:32I didn't want to see you!
01:33:33You're a dick!
01:33:35You're a dick!
01:33:36That's all you'll ever be!
01:33:42You don't want to see anything that bad, do you?
01:33:45Oh, you're crazy.
01:33:46Shut your mouth!
01:33:47You don't want to pull me into that, do you, baby?
01:33:51So, as of the reports that I sent over to you guys from Robert,
01:33:54our numbers are up from last time this year, thanks to Mr. Valentino's efforts here.
01:33:58So, we have a...
01:34:02Sorry I'm late.
01:34:04No excuses.
01:34:06Wait!
01:34:13Do you have a fever, Lisa?
01:34:16Look, anyone that's late is still excluded.
01:34:18Go outside and get some rest.
01:34:20I don't want you getting anyone else in this office sick.
01:34:22That's right.
01:34:33See you later, girl.
01:34:38Mr. Valentino,
01:34:41I let her reservation in.
01:34:44I let her reservation in.
01:34:47You've always wanted to do your own independent projects, right?
01:34:50Focus on that.
01:34:52Give your secretarial duties to Tom,
01:34:54and take some time off.
01:34:56Go to the hospital, okay?
01:34:59What do you mean?
01:35:03I mean,
01:35:05you don't really intend to have that baby, right?
01:35:08You don't get to decide what I do with my body or my baby.
01:35:11You really love that man that much?
01:35:14It's none of your business.
01:35:26Happy birthday to Mr. Valentino!
01:35:32Where's McKenna's grandpa?
01:35:35Yay!
01:35:38I'll go cut the cake.
01:35:41If I could celebrate my birthday with the both of you together this time.
01:35:45Yeah.
01:35:47If only by next year,
01:35:49we could add a little bundle of joy.
01:35:53Yes.
01:35:56Is she pregnant?
01:36:00Lisa.
01:36:02Stop.
01:36:09Doesn't feel good, does it?
01:36:14Stop!
01:36:15What?
01:36:16You'll carry somebody else's child, but won't even let me touch it.
01:36:19What the fuck is even that?
01:36:25I've had enough of your badness.
01:36:29Grow the fuck up!
01:36:32Okay.
01:36:49Hello!
01:36:50Wait a minute.
01:36:51Look everyone, it's your slutty secretary.
01:36:54Did you know, she actually tried to sleep with the boss,
01:36:58but now, she's pregnant with some random stranger's bastard baby.
01:37:03Do you even know who the father is?
01:37:06Okay.
01:37:14If you want to expose me, she lied about my brother.
01:37:18Hey!
01:37:19Who scores me?
01:37:20You're a fraud!
01:37:21I didn't think I believed in you all this time.
01:37:24Okay.
01:37:27Who eats me?
01:37:30Hey!
01:37:31Lisa, Lisa, Lisa!
01:37:32I did!
01:37:33You okay?
01:37:34Are you okay?
01:37:35I did!
01:37:36Hey, call an ambulance now!
01:37:37I think she's faking, because she fell by herself.
01:37:39She's a lying bitch!
01:37:49She's, uh, suffering from a high fever and physical trauma
01:37:53Doesn't look very stable for the fetus.
01:37:59Well, I guess we can have her more in the future.
01:38:04But doctor, can you just save them both?
01:38:07I'll try my best.
01:38:11I'll be right back.
01:38:13Okay.
01:38:24Boo.
01:38:26What's the problem?
01:38:33You know what to do.
01:38:41You know what to do.
01:38:47The patient is in a critical state. We need to operate now.
01:38:50What's going on?
01:38:51Lisa Sampson doesn't have a scheduled operation.
01:38:53She doesn't need one.
01:38:55If you want to keep your job, you better keep your mouth shut.
01:39:11Mr. Valentino, you have to save Lisa.
01:39:22What's happening?
01:39:24Where am I?
01:39:26We've had some complications. We need to operate on you.
01:39:30No, this isn't right.
01:39:32Who are you working for? Stop! No! No! No! Stop!
01:39:36No! No! No! Stop! Stop! Stop!
01:39:39No, I'm pregnant! I'm pregnant with my own Valentino child!
01:39:42No!
01:39:43Lisa!
01:39:45I'm joking. I am.
01:39:47It's okay.
01:39:50Murderer!
01:39:52Jake, let's go.
01:39:55Sit him down.
01:40:02So, tell me, doctor, or I'll get your license revoked.
01:40:06It was...
01:40:08It was all Patricia Brown.
01:40:11She blackmailed me.
01:40:14It forced me to operate on Lisa Sampson.
01:40:18And...
01:40:20And what?
01:40:23And what?
01:40:26And forge x-rays of her broken leg.
01:40:29Patricia Brown's leg is actually perfectly fine.
01:40:33So I switched her x-rays with someone else's.
01:40:37I checked the database.
01:40:39It looks like he swapped Patricia Brown's x-rays with Lisa Sampson's.
01:40:47So that means that Patricia has been lying to me this entire time.
01:40:52Is that Lisa?
01:40:56Lisa!
01:40:59Where did she go?
01:41:01Patricia, stop. You don't want to do this.
01:41:05No, if you push me off, if you push me off, they'll send you to prison for murder.
01:41:11If you push me off, they'll send you to prison for murder.
01:41:15I don't think so.
01:41:17I think it'll just look like a suicide and a shame for having a bastard baby.
01:41:21I saved Iden, and he will believe me.
01:41:25Why?
01:41:26Because I have the necklace.
01:41:29No! Give it back!
01:41:31You blackmailed my brother for two million dollars.
01:41:34You can have it back for my dead body.
01:41:37That'll have to work.
01:41:39No, Patricia, stop!
01:41:45Lisa.
01:41:49This is all your fault!
01:41:51I'm sorry. It's okay. It's okay.
01:41:54Lisa.
01:41:56Lisa, please forgive me.
01:42:01I'm sorry.
01:42:11Hi.
01:42:12Hey.
01:42:15Patricia Brown, famous supermodel, is arrested for attempted murder.
01:42:19Finally! Justice is served!
01:42:25Hey, Ryan.
01:42:26Sis, did you see the news?
01:42:28Patricia Brown was finally brought to prison for all her crimes.
01:42:30Yeah, I saw.
01:42:32Also, that ex-husband of yours?
01:42:34He's been coming over every day after work.
01:42:36Why?
01:42:38He asked me about you.
01:42:40Your childhood, your dreams.
01:42:42He knows you're the girl he saved in college now.
01:42:44And he also paid off all our debts.
01:42:58You know, this house was a gift from Grandpa.
01:43:01I never even came in it all these years.
01:43:06Now I can't even enter it, even if I wanted to.
01:43:29Let's go.
01:43:33Oh, it's from Aiden.
01:43:36For you and the baby.
01:43:39More maturity gifts again?
01:43:41As if we can't get those things ourselves.
01:43:43I'm gonna go get them.
01:43:58Hey.
01:44:08Lisa.
01:44:13Lisa.
01:44:15Did you know that your brother is a total drill sergeant?
01:44:19He had me doing chores all day just so I could get a couple more details about you.
01:44:22And now I have some serious respect for housewives.
01:44:25Is that what you came here to tell me?
01:44:29No, I...
01:44:33Lisa.
01:44:35I was blind and dumb and a horrible husband to you.
01:44:40And all disappointing and hurtful that can be.
01:44:45And I neglected you, and I'm sorry about that.
01:44:49But I promise you, I will be better.
01:44:55Will you please give me another chance?
01:44:59What about the baby?
01:45:03You said it was a bastard child.
01:45:05I know, but...
01:45:08Will you please go with me?
01:45:28That's Odette's costume. And Swan Lake.
01:45:32Yeah.
01:45:34I know you broke your leg to save my life.
01:45:36But I will get the best doctor in the world to tend to it.
01:45:39So you can dance on the world stage again.
01:45:44And...
01:45:46Next time you want to have to buy a ticket...
01:45:49You'll be performing, and I'll be on the front row.
01:45:52Did you steal these off my desk?
01:45:55And, uh, about the baby.
01:45:57Whatever you decide, I'll respect your decision.
01:46:00But I want it all the same.
01:46:02Even if we have kids later.
01:46:07Sir! Wait! Wait!
01:46:10Jake, do you want to get fired? What are you doing?
01:46:11You just...
01:46:12Listen.
01:46:13That's the woman!
01:46:15She gave me this phone before she left the resort.
01:46:17Tickets sell it on eBay if you want it.
01:46:20Or you had just retired from that job after that day and then went on a trip.
01:46:23That's why it took so long to find her.
01:46:25This is my old phone.
01:46:28So you're the mysterious woman this whole time?
01:46:31My God, that means that I'm...
01:46:33No.
01:46:35The baby is yours.
01:46:40Well, what are you waiting for, punk?
01:46:42Put a ring on it!
01:46:44Before she runs away again.
01:46:53I never gave you...
01:46:55The proposals that you deserved.
01:46:58Let me try again.
01:47:00Will you marry me?
01:47:10For real this time.
01:47:13Yes.
01:47:14Yes?
01:47:15Yes!
01:47:16Yes, I will marry you.
01:47:22Again.
01:47:24Please.