The Love Boat S00E01
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00:01:56 >> Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today in the sight of God to join this man and
00:02:02 this woman in the bonds of holy matrimony.
00:02:08 >> Emily, are you okay?
00:02:10 I just love weddings.
00:02:12 And this one just reminds me so much of mine and your father's.
00:02:18 Except for the roses, of course, and the palm trees, and the fact that we were married on the ship.
00:02:23 >> Well, come to think of it, it's not the same at all, is it?
00:02:26 >> No, they love each other, and we love each other.
00:02:29 It's exactly the same.
00:02:32 >> Would you join hands, please?
00:02:38 Do you, Adam Bricker, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health from this day forward?
00:02:51 >> I do.
00:02:53 >> And do you, Sherry Sullivan, take this man to --
00:02:56 >> I do.
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00:02:59 >> Then by the power vested in me, I now pronounce you husband and wife.
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00:04:31 >> Hello?
00:04:33 Good morning, Mother.
00:04:35 No, I didn't pick up laryngitis on the plane.
00:04:43 >> No, you're not interrupting anything, Mother.
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00:04:47 >> Oh, I'm sorry, dear.
00:04:48 I didn't mean to wake you.
00:04:50 I just called to see if you were having a good time.
00:04:52 >> Of course I am.
00:04:54 I'm with Boyd in San Juan, and it's our first family vacation in three years.
00:04:58 >> No, not family.
00:05:01 In order to have one of those, somebody generally has to be married.
00:05:05 >> Will you stop?
00:05:07 I have a great job in an exciting city and a wonderful relationship.
00:05:11 I don't need a marriage license to prove that my life is terrific.
00:05:15 >> No, you don't, dear.
00:05:16 But it would make me the happiest mother in Kansas City if you did.
00:05:20 Of course, I realize that's not important.
00:05:23 >> You know, this is a great connection, Mother.
00:05:25 You sound like you're just downstairs instead of 2,000 miles away.
00:05:28 >> Yes.
00:05:30 Well, have a lovely cruise, dear.
00:05:33 I've got to run now.
00:05:35 >> I love you.
00:05:36 >> I love you, too, dear.
00:05:37 Bye-bye.
00:05:42 Okay, Manuel, put the pedal to the metal.
00:05:45 We've got a lot of San Juan to see before you drop me at the Island Princess.
00:05:54 >> A health and fitness cruise, Meryl.
00:05:55 This is a great, wonderful idea.
00:05:57 Look at all this.
00:05:59 Maybe I'll finally figure out how to use all this stuff.
00:06:01 >> As if you needed to.
00:06:03 >> You are a shameless flatterer.
00:06:05 >> Ah.
00:06:07 >> I like that in a husband.
00:06:09 I also like the idea of having experts on board who could help us with all this hardware.
00:06:15 And the right diet and the right exercise program.
00:06:17 Cute workout clothes.
00:06:19 >> Yes, an idea whose time has come.
00:06:21 >> Let me see that sign on the other side, please.
00:06:23 >> Thanks to my two helpers here.
00:06:25 You know, if they hadn't come up with the concept.
00:06:28 >> And hired the entire ship shape staff.
00:06:30 >> We might have been taking a San Juan cooking cruise instead.
00:06:33 >> Sounds like we're in it.
00:06:35 >> Let's see what the passengers have to say first.
00:06:37 >> Well, you know, if I could end up with a figure like that, I would sign up for every one of Dr. Thomas' classes.
00:06:47 >> It's not too late.
00:06:48 We can still go back to the airport.
00:06:49 >> Yes, it is.
00:06:50 And no, we can't.
00:06:51 Don't you even think about getting off this ship.
00:06:53 You've just got butterflies about teaching all them classes.
00:06:56 Get your mind on something else, like the fringe benefits a cruise ship has to offer.
00:07:03 >> Isaac, did you get the supplies I asked you to get?
00:07:08 Isaac, did you hear me?
00:07:11 >> Dr. Thomas, hi, I'm Vicki Stubing.
00:07:15 >> Hi, how are you?
00:07:16 >> Hi.
00:07:17 We're counting on you to teach us all a thing or two about getting ship shape.
00:07:20 >> Oh, Vicki, this is my friend Doris Johnson.
00:07:23 >> Hi, welcome aboard.
00:07:24 >> Hi, I'm along to carry her books.
00:07:27 Would you like one?
00:07:28 >> Only if Dr. Thomas would autograph it for me.
00:07:31 Let me see.
00:07:32 You are on the Baja deck, cabin 105, which is through the lobby, and you take the elevators to the left.
00:07:38 >> All righty.
00:07:39 >> Thanks a lot.
00:07:40 Enjoy your cruise, and I'll see you later.
00:07:41 >> Okay, thank you.
00:07:42 >> Bye-bye.
00:07:43 Nice meeting you.
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00:07:51 >> Mr. Washington.
00:07:52 >> Yes, sir.
00:07:53 >> You're supposed to be checking the passengers in, not checking them out.
00:07:56 >> No, sir.
00:07:57 I mean, yes, sir.
00:07:58 >> He means he's sorry, sir.
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00:08:03 >> Excuse me.
00:08:04 Is this where we check in?
00:08:05 >> Uh-huh.
00:08:07 Doc, Sherry, what is this?
00:08:09 What about your honeymoon?
00:08:10 >> This is our honeymoon.
00:08:12 Sherry's never been on a cruise before, and I've never been on one where I didn't have to work.
00:08:16 >> So the special medical team will take care of the diet program, and you two will enjoy your cruise.
00:08:22 Perfect.
00:08:23 >> Isn't he just the sweetest man?
00:08:27 >> Um, Doc, I don't have your name here.
00:08:29 >> I wanted this to be a surprise to everyone.
00:08:32 Check under Mr. and Mrs. Ben Casey.
00:08:37 >> Ben Casey?
00:08:39 Oh, yeah, here it is.
00:08:41 Doc, that's funny.
00:08:42 >> I thought so.
00:08:43 >> I don't get it.
00:08:45 >> The TV doctor?
00:08:46 >> Yeah.
00:08:48 >> Ben Casey.
00:08:51 I'm a doctor.
00:08:52 He's a doctor.
00:08:55 It's a series.
00:08:57 >> Must be an old one.
00:08:59 >> She's so young, so young.
00:09:05 >> Oh, my God.
00:09:07 >> What is it, darling?
00:09:08 >> Come look in the gift shop there.
00:09:10 Gifts there, things you can't get in L.A.
00:09:13 >> Oh, darling, a honeymoon cruise through the Caribbean with the man I love.
00:09:19 Oh, you're too good to me.
00:09:21 >> You're easy to be good to.
00:09:23 I love you, boogie bear.
00:09:27 >> Hello.
00:09:30 Hi.
00:09:32 >> Hi.
00:09:34 We're Mr. and Mrs. Stephen Riskin.
00:09:37 >> Newlyweds.
00:09:39 >> All eight hours.
00:09:40 How'd you get us?
00:09:41 >> Well, your husband just had this look in his eye.
00:09:45 Let's see, Mr. Riskin.
00:09:46 Oh, yes, you're on the Aloha Deck, cabin 226.
00:09:49 >> Right.
00:09:50 >> Enjoy your cruise.
00:09:51 >> With a wife like this, who couldn't?
00:10:01 >> Julie, that couple that just checked in.
00:10:04 >> Oh, you know them?
00:10:05 >> Not them, her.
00:10:07 She's my ex-wife.
00:10:09 >> Which one?
00:10:10 You've had five.
00:10:11 >> Wife number two?
00:10:14 And Sherry thinks she's wife number one.
00:10:28 >> This is it.
00:10:30 Our own little palace of love.
00:10:32 >> Any old place where you'd be a palace of love.
00:10:35 Let's take a look.
00:10:37 This way.
00:10:44 >> Right this way, my darling, to our sea-going hideaway.
00:10:47 >> Oh, this is so exciting.
00:10:48 >> Trust me, the excitement hasn't even begun.
00:10:51 >> Oh, sweetheart, are you okay?
00:10:54 >> It's just a trick back, an old football injury.
00:10:57 >> I didn't know you played football.
00:10:59 >> I didn't.
00:11:00 I fell down the bleachers going for hot dogs and beer.
00:11:17 >> Can I help you?
00:11:18 I'm Ace Evans, the ship's purser.
00:11:20 >> Darnell, Mrs. Harriet Darnell.
00:11:22 Stevens.
00:11:23 Yes, Mrs. Harriet Darnell Stevens.
00:11:26 >> It's probably under "S."
00:11:29 >> Thanks for the hint.
00:11:30 >> You'll be weighing anchor in 15 minutes.
00:11:32 All visitors ashore, please.
00:11:41 >> Okay, here we go.
00:11:43 Let's see.
00:11:44 You're in cabin 521 on the coral deck, Mrs. Stevens.
00:11:47 Enjoy your cruise.
00:11:48 Mrs. Stevens?
00:11:50 >> Harold Darnell.
00:11:53 >> Darnell?
00:11:54 >> Right.
00:11:55 >> You're not traveling with an aunt or something, a distant cousin maybe?
00:11:59 >> If I am, it means to me.
00:12:01 Why?
00:12:02 >> Just wondering.
00:12:03 >> Say, listen, can you tell us where the Fiesta deck is?
00:12:06 >> Yeah, Fiesta deck.
00:12:07 Okay.
00:12:08 Well, you just go through this door and down the stairs to the right.
00:12:11 >> Great.
00:12:12 >> Hey, you're Boyd Hughes, the most valuable player in the National League.
00:12:16 >> Three years running.
00:12:18 >> Well, I'm selling real estate in San Francisco right now.
00:12:20 A little easier on the old elbow, you know?
00:12:22 >> Yeah, I'll never forget the back-to-back shutouts you pitched in Chicago.
00:12:26 Looking forward to picking up some training tips from you.
00:12:28 >> Thank you very much.
00:12:29 You know, it's kind of nice to be brought out of mothballs, even though it is for a week or so.
00:12:32 We'll see you later.
00:12:33 >> See you.
00:12:38 That way.
00:12:39 Yeah.
00:12:40 Ship's purser.
00:12:41 >> Got it.
00:12:48 >> Here's to a very, very special relationship.
00:12:53 >> And here's to a very special man who I love very much.
00:13:03 Oh.
00:13:05 Happy 39th birthday.
00:13:07 >> Wait, wait, just a minute.
00:13:08 Not for five more days.
00:13:10 Let's just not rush me to middle age any sooner than we have to, okay?
00:13:16 Besides, besides, we have something more important to talk about.
00:13:27 Carol, after three years of --
00:13:32 >> Unwedded bliss.
00:13:34 >> Yeah.
00:13:35 Yeah.
00:13:37 I think that we are ready to, you know, kind of move on to the next plateau, kind of expand our horizons.
00:13:44 >> Oh, boy, that's wonderful.
00:13:47 >> Establish a more open relationship.
00:13:51 >> Open?
00:13:52 More open?
00:13:54 >> Look, look, look, honey, don't misunderstand me.
00:13:56 I think that what we have is terrific.
00:14:02 But I think that it could be even more terrific if we just kind of, you know, spiced it up a little bit by seeing other people.
00:14:12 >> How can you say that?
00:14:14 After three wonderful years together.
00:14:17 >> Carol, look, look, we've got to get some life back into our lives.
00:14:21 Experiment a little bit.
00:14:22 >> We have a great life.
00:14:23 At least I thought we did.
00:14:25 >> Sweetheart, honey, is it so wrong that we want to make sure that we're not just staying together out of habit?
00:14:30 I mean, because it's on our schedule, huh?
00:14:33 >> On our schedule?
00:14:36 You want to see something that isn't on our schedule?
00:14:39 Watch.
00:14:50 >> So, Miss McCoy, how much notice would you need to pull together a wedding reception?
00:14:55 Impromptu, but tasteful.
00:14:58 >> Well, that all depends.
00:15:00 Cruise ship weddings aren't usually spur of the moment things.
00:15:04 But I'd be happy to talk to somebody.
00:15:06 >> Hold that thought.
00:15:16 >> Ladies and gentlemen, say "hasta luego" to San Juan as our ship-shaped cruise heads for Martinique.
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00:15:51 >> Another guava delight, Miss Darnell?
00:15:53 What the ship-shaped cruise lacks in alcoholic content, we try to more than make up for with creativity.
00:15:59 >> No thanks, Isaac.
00:16:00 >> Okay.
00:16:06 >> I could use another cabin.
00:16:08 >> Something wrong with the one you were assigned?
00:16:11 >> Yes, there's a snake in it.
00:16:14 >> Mom?
00:16:16 What are you doing here?
00:16:18 >> I thought it was about time I saw that mystery man of yours.
00:16:21 >> His name is Boyd, Mother.
00:16:23 >> After all, it is three years and none of us is getting any younger.
00:16:27 >> I sent you pictures.
00:16:29 I told you everything about him but his collar size.
00:16:32 If that wasn't enough, you could have just come to San Francisco and I would --
00:16:35 >> Oh, you know me, dear.
00:16:37 I would never intrude on your privacy.
00:16:40 >> Don't call this intruding.
00:16:42 >> Well, it wasn't supposed to be.
00:16:45 So where is the mystery man, Boyd, anyway?
00:16:51 >> Over there.
00:16:56 >> Any more questions?
00:16:59 >> Yes.
00:17:01 >> Bartender, could we have another round of drinks here?
00:17:07 Doubles.
00:17:15 >> Oh, Dr. Thomas.
00:17:18 I'm Isaac Washington.
00:17:20 I tend the bar.
00:17:22 I mean the health juice bar.
00:17:25 All 35 natural flavors worth that.
00:17:28 >> Sounds like we're in the same racket, Isaac Washington.
00:17:31 I'll be seeing you in my class.
00:17:35 >> If I can juggle my schedule.
00:17:39 >> I'll look forward to seeing your juggling act.
00:17:41 >> And I look forward to seeing your seminar on stress management.
00:17:47 >> Its effects on cardiovascular flow and low density liver proteins.
00:17:51 That sort of thing?
00:17:54 >> Yeah, that sort of thing.
00:17:57 >> Dr. Thomas, don't you think it's time to get started?
00:18:01 >> Oh, I've got to go.
00:18:06 >> I don't know what I would do without Doris.
00:18:08 I'll see you.
00:18:10 >> You know, I'm really fascinated by cardio protein flow and low density lipovascular.
00:18:17 >> You are?
00:18:19 >> I can hardly take my eyes off of them.
00:18:21 I mean, I read about them all the time.
00:18:25 They're my specialty.
00:18:27 >> Oh, really?
00:18:28 >> Well, Dr. Thomas's actually.
00:18:30 I could talk about them for hours.
00:18:32 >> I think they're fascinating.
00:18:39 >> Carol, life is like falling off a bicycle.
00:18:44 >> Thank you, mother.
00:18:45 I'll remember that.
00:18:47 >> You know what I mean, dear?
00:18:49 You have to get back up on your feet under the tropical moon.
00:18:52 Find somebody else.
00:18:54 >> That's right.
00:18:55 How about an orange juice?
00:18:56 >> Now, this nice young man, Ace, isn't it?
00:18:59 >> Yes, ma'am.
00:19:00 >> This is my daughter, Carol.
00:19:04 >> So you two are related.
00:19:07 >> Small world, isn't it?
00:19:09 >> Ace, Carol and I thought you might like to join us for a drink.
00:19:13 >> Mother, please.
00:19:15 >> Oh, well, that's awfully nice.
00:19:17 >> I just took sort of get acquainted glass.
00:19:20 >> Mother.
00:19:21 >> Caribbean cheer.
00:19:23 >> Excuse me, I have an appointment.
00:19:28 >> It's her first time at sea.
00:19:30 I'm sure she'll be fine tomorrow.
00:19:34 Bartender.
00:19:38 >> Can I get you folks anything?
00:19:40 >> Yeah, a couple of margaritas, please, Isaac.
00:19:42 >> Coming right up.
00:19:43 >> Wait, wait, wait.
00:19:44 What will it be for you?
00:19:46 Just kidding, just kidding.
00:19:48 >> A margarita will be just fine.
00:19:49 Thanks, Isaac.
00:19:50 >> Okay.
00:19:52 >> So, Angela, you come on these cruises very often?
00:19:58 >> No, this is my first.
00:20:00 >> Mine too.
00:20:01 You see, we have something in common already.
00:20:08 The old Boyd Hughes training tip number six, never start a week at sea with a sunburn.
00:20:14 I think maybe we should do something about this.
00:20:17 >> What did you have in mind?
00:20:19 >> I've got some oil back in my cabin.
00:20:21 >> I'll bet you do.
00:20:23 >> And when the drinks come, go back there and get everything --
00:20:25 >> Listen, sorry.
00:20:26 Maybe some other cruise.
00:20:29 And let me give you a little training tip.
00:20:32 Get yourself a new line.
00:20:35 Ciao.
00:20:41 >> This is harder than I remembered.
00:21:04 >> You saw me?
00:21:05 >> Yes.
00:21:07 >> You know, I'm really looking forward to this.
00:21:11 The food on a health and fitness cruise has got to be spectacular.
00:21:12 >> That's one way to describe it.
00:21:15 >> Well, what do you think?
00:21:18 >> I think I don't recognize anything on my plate.
00:21:21 >> This is arugula, jicama, alfalfa sprouts, bean sprouts, and pine nuts.
00:21:26 High in vitamins and minerals and low --
00:21:28 >> In everything else.
00:21:30 >> No, I thought you'd all want to sample the alternative menu that I cooked up for the cruise.
00:21:35 >> Well, it certainly is different.
00:21:37 And the portions are small.
00:21:39 >> That's a good try, Emily, a very good try.
00:21:42 But what's the alternative to the alternative menu?
00:21:45 >> I tried.
00:21:46 >> Waiter.
00:21:49 >> From the Atlantic to the Pacific, may our honeymoon be terrific.
00:21:59 >> Oh, this is all so romantic.
00:22:02 >> A girl who's never really traveled much outside of Oregon, you a man of the world who rhymes.
00:22:08 It's like something out of a movie.
00:22:10 >> An affair to remember, Cary Grant and Deborah Karn.
00:22:13 >> Who?
00:22:15 >> I'm sorry, what movie were you referring to?
00:22:17 >> "Rocky IV," Sylvester Stallone and Talia Shire.
00:22:23 >> Romance, romance.
00:22:42 >> Sherry, what would you think about eating in our stateroom?
00:22:47 >> Well, we have the whole trip ahead for that, sweetheart.
00:22:50 >> Besides, I just love sitting here and watching people.
00:22:54 They're so fascinating, like that woman right there.
00:22:57 She looks so glamorous, so worldly, don't you think?
00:23:00 >> Mm.
00:23:01 >> I love to make up stories about strangers.
00:23:03 I'll bet she's a woman with a past.
00:23:06 >> A past?
00:23:08 >> I'll bet she's left behind a trail of broken hearts.
00:23:11 >> And broken dishes.
00:23:13 >> Down, boy.
00:23:15 I think you need an appetizer.
00:23:16 >> All I need is you.
00:23:20 >> I'll sign you up for the gourmet tour right after dinner.
00:23:25 >> You know, I look at them and I see us.
00:23:28 What do you think of when you look at them, honey?
00:23:30 >> Pot roast.
00:23:31 >> What?
00:23:32 >> I think I'll have the pot roast.
00:23:33 It's good, it's ready, and we can be finished and back in our cabin before anyone notices.
00:23:38 >> What are you talking about?
00:23:40 >> I don't know.
00:23:41 I mean, I really don't know.
00:23:42 I mean, you got me so nervous.
00:23:44 I'm like a kid.
00:23:46 I'm babbling.
00:23:47 Look.
00:23:48 I'm babbling now.
00:23:49 Make me stop.
00:23:51 >> Oh, Adam, I love the way you have such fun with life.
00:23:56 >> Too much to choose from.
00:23:57 How can I possibly decide?
00:23:59 >> Maybe we should just stick to champagne.
00:24:01 It seems to work for that couple.
00:24:03 [ Laughter ]
00:24:14 >> Will you excuse me?
00:24:16 I have to powder something.
00:24:26 >> Where are you going?
00:24:27 >> Excuse me just a minute, my darling.
00:24:28 I forgot to tip the maitre d' for this great table.
00:24:31 >> But we were assigned this table when we boarded.
00:24:33 >> Then I'll tip the purser.
00:24:34 I'll be right back.
00:24:43 >> How could you do this to me?
00:24:45 >> Me?
00:24:46 How could I?
00:24:47 How could you?
00:24:48 I'm on my honeymoon.
00:24:49 >> I'm on my honeymoon.
00:24:50 >> You are?
00:24:51 >> You're marrying me?
00:24:52 But she's so young.
00:24:53 >> And I suppose he's collecting Social Security.
00:24:56 Did you marry him or adopt him?
00:24:58 >> Stephen is an attorney.
00:25:00 >> Or he will be when he graduates.
00:25:02 >> He's still in school?
00:25:04 >> La school.
00:25:07 Well, soon.
00:25:09 At the moment he's a gymnast.
00:25:12 State champion three years in a row.
00:25:14 What about Shirley Temple?
00:25:16 >> She's a professional woman.
00:25:17 >> Oh, really?
00:25:18 In what field?
00:25:20 >> Sherry's in the food services.
00:25:22 >> Oh, let me guess.
00:25:23 A waitress at Clown Burger.
00:25:25 >> An assistant manager.
00:25:27 >> Does she know you've been married before?
00:25:30 Let alone to me.
00:25:31 >> Not a clue.
00:25:32 What about the contortionist?
00:25:34 >> Gymnast.
00:25:35 No, he doesn't know, and I would like to keep it that way.
00:25:39 Deal?
00:25:40 >> Deal.
00:25:55 >> A lot of years.
00:25:58 >> Happy?
00:25:59 >> Ecstatic.
00:26:00 You?
00:26:01 >> Delirious.
00:26:02 >> Ecstatic?
00:26:03 >> Delirious.
00:26:04 That's not bad for two people whose life together was stormy and miserable.
00:26:08 I'm happy for you, Adam.
00:26:10 >> And I'm happy for you, Elaine.
00:26:12 >> Now, please stay out of my way for the rest of the trip.
00:26:15 >> We'll take different seatings for meals.
00:26:17 You go early, we'll go late.
00:26:19 >> No, you go early.
00:26:20 I remember how hungry you get.
00:26:22 >> Thanks.
00:26:23 >> And different decks for summit.
00:26:25 We can do it.
00:26:26 >> If we work this out right, we'll never have to see each other again.
00:26:29 >> As long as we live.
00:26:38 >> Good morning, ship-shaped cruisers.
00:26:40 Get a fresh start today working off those excess calories at our jogging track on the Lido deck.
00:26:49 >> Okay, ten more laps.
00:26:51 I'll have my breakfast, my treat.
00:26:54 >> Well, dear, count your blessings.
00:26:57 At least your prince turned into a toad before the honeymoon.
00:27:01 You know, there are at least a dozen cute and available young men below on the sun deck.
00:27:07 I'll save you a chair.
00:27:09 >> Right, mother.
00:27:11 >> Good morning.
00:27:12 >> Good morning.
00:27:16 >> Morning, Miss Dornel.
00:27:18 You feeling better today?
00:27:21 >> Yes.
00:27:22 >> Good.
00:27:23 >> Carol, please.
00:27:24 >> Okay.
00:27:25 >> Look, I want to apologize for yesterday.
00:27:27 >> It's okay.
00:27:28 I understand.
00:27:29 >> You do?
00:27:30 >> Yeah, sure.
00:27:31 Your mother explained everything.
00:27:32 >> She what?
00:27:33 >> It's all right.
00:27:34 Sooner or later, something like that happens to everybody.
00:27:37 >> Well, when was the last time it happened to you?
00:27:39 >> Oh, you'd be surprised.
00:27:41 Or at least I hope you would be.
00:27:44 Let's just say that working on a cruise ship isn't exactly great for lasting relationships, unless you're into seagulls.
00:27:51 >> No girl in every port.
00:27:53 >> But I sure could use one today.
00:27:56 I got a cable from some friends of the family with a place in Martinique.
00:27:59 They're sending a car to pick me up.
00:28:02 And I sure would hate to go alone.
00:28:04 >> Well, you know what?
00:28:06 That sounds suspiciously like an invitation.
00:28:08 >> Why don't you call it a no-strings chance to test drive Martinique?
00:28:11 You'll have fun and you'll be helping out a deserving person at the same time.
00:28:14 What do you say?
00:28:15 >> My good deed for the day?
00:28:16 >> Yeah.
00:28:17 [ Music ]
00:28:25 >> I say yes.
00:28:27 >> Great.
00:28:28 I'll meet you on the dock?
00:28:29 >> Yeah.
00:28:30 >> Okay.
00:28:31 [ Music ]
00:28:34 >> Sorry I fell asleep so early last night.
00:28:36 It must be the sea air.
00:28:37 >> That's all right.
00:28:38 We have plenty of nights ahead of us.
00:28:40 I know it's time I reread the ship's manual anyway.
00:28:44 Here we are.
00:28:46 And the sun is just right.
00:28:49 >> Oh, the sun, the pool, the ship.
00:28:52 Everything is just right, Adam.
00:28:54 Isn't this just the best honeymoon ever?
00:28:57 >> Well, it's certainly right up there.
00:29:00 >> Of course, it's the only honeymoon we've ever had, right, sweetheart?
00:29:02 >> Oh, absolutely.
00:29:04 I've been waiting for you all my life.
00:29:07 [ Splashing ]
00:29:12 >> You swim like a mermaid.
00:29:13 >> Oh, sure.
00:29:15 Regular Esther Williams.
00:29:16 >> Who?
00:29:17 >> You mean Darryl Hannah.
00:29:18 >> Who's he?
00:29:22 Oh, hi.
00:29:24 >> Oh, no.
00:29:26 >> That does it.
00:29:29 The pool is ours.
00:29:31 >> The other pool is yours.
00:29:32 There are two.
00:29:33 >> How the hell was I supposed to know that?
00:29:36 Do you two know each other?
00:29:38 >> Yes, and this is just like her.
00:29:40 >> You two sound like an old married couple.
00:29:42 >> An old divorced married couple.
00:29:47 >> Divorced?
00:29:49 You were married?
00:29:51 >> Well, you've done it now, Elaine.
00:29:53 >> You used to be Mrs. Him?
00:29:55 >> It wasn't really like a marriage.
00:29:56 It was more like a prize fight, 365 rounds a year.
00:30:00 >> That's right.
00:30:02 >> But no winner's purse.
00:30:04 >> Why didn't you tell me?
00:30:06 >> You thought I was perfect.
00:30:09 >> I still do.
00:30:12 A divorce doesn't change that.
00:30:14 It only means she wasn't right for you, and I am.
00:30:17 >> Do you believe that?
00:30:18 Do you really believe that?
00:30:20 Because that's exactly the way I feel.
00:30:22 >> How about you, darling?
00:30:24 Does it change the way you look at me?
00:30:26 >> It makes you a woman of mystery, a woman with many secrets.
00:30:30 >> I could tell you a few of them, save you a lot of trouble.
00:30:32 >> Adam, I think this is wonderful.
00:30:35 It's like family, four of us all setting off on new adventures, new lives together, out with the old, in with the new, out with the bad air.
00:30:47 I didn't mean that.
00:30:48 >> We know what you mean.
00:30:50 And you really don't mind?
00:30:53 >> It doesn't change anything?
00:30:54 >> No.
00:30:55 >> Let's hear it for the '80s.
00:30:57 >> Modern romance.
00:31:03 >> Okay, I hope you guys are warmed up and ready for a really advanced workout.
00:31:07 Here we go!
00:31:11 >> Come on!
00:31:14 To the front!
00:31:17 Go on forward!
00:31:20 Reach!
00:31:22 Come on!
00:31:27 Left, one, two, three, four!
00:31:31 Come on!
00:31:32 >> She's really something, huh?
00:31:34 >> You mean from a really physical perspective?
00:31:36 >> Yeah, that, too.
00:31:39 The woman who wrote that book is one terrific lady.
00:31:43 >> Hey!
00:31:45 Come on!
00:31:47 >> Come on!
00:32:00 >> Welcome to the French West Indies.
00:32:02 We're now docking at the Pearl of the Antilles, Martinique.
00:32:05 The name means island of flowers, and hibiscus and therium and orchids grow wild in its tropical climate.
00:32:11 While we're here, shop Fort de France for French-made goods at island prices.
00:32:15 Sample Calaloo, a savory French Creole delicacy, along with fresh-caught local seafood.
00:32:22 Or swim at the many black sand beaches that ring the sunny island.
00:32:26 But whatever you do, enjoy yourselves.
00:32:30 >> Oh, you make Martinique sound so wonderful.
00:32:33 >> Thank you.
00:32:34 >> Let's play hooky.
00:32:35 Let's go ashore and see the sights and pretend we're tourists for the day.
00:32:38 >> You know, that is such a good idea.
00:32:40 I was just about to think of it myself.
00:32:42 >> Were you just about to think of packing a picnic lunch?
00:32:44 >> Oh, a loaf of bread, a jug of wine, and the sights of Martinique.
00:32:47 What have you got in there?
00:32:48 Steak sandwiches?
00:32:49 Seafood salad?
00:32:50 Black forest cake?
00:32:52 >> It is the perfect lunch for the health and fitness crews.
00:32:55 Cracked wheat crackers with soy paste, mineral water, tofu on toast.
00:33:00 Mm.
00:33:02 >> Sorry, Cass.
00:33:04 [ Music ]
00:33:33 [ Music ]
00:33:39 >> Not a bad way to see Martinique, is it?
00:33:41 >> No.
00:33:42 >> A private tour, a car and driver.
00:33:45 Lucky I have friends like you.
00:33:47 >> Lucky I have friends like the Johnsons.
00:33:51 >> So peaceful.
00:33:52 >> Yeah, it is.
00:33:53 >> This is the first time I've relaxed since, well, I'm just glad you talked to me in the coming month.
00:34:00 >> Yeah.
00:34:02 >> Glad enough to miss your plane?
00:34:05 >> I better be.
00:34:06 >> Yeah, you better be.
00:34:08 [ Music ]
00:34:20 >> It's beautiful.
00:34:22 Sun has everything, lakes, waterfalls.
00:34:25 >> Exotic birds.
00:34:28 >> How did you do that?
00:34:30 >> It's a special talent and some peanuts.
00:34:34 >> How did you know about the peanut part?
00:34:36 >> Well, I'm a closet naturalist, field and stream division.
00:34:40 That's how I got interested in photography.
00:34:42 Here.
00:34:44 Come on.
00:34:45 There we go.
00:34:47 There we go.
00:34:48 Come on.
00:34:49 Come on over here.
00:34:50 Here we go.
00:34:51 Come back just a little bit.
00:34:53 Okay, here we go.
00:34:55 Say cheese.
00:34:57 [ Music ]
00:35:01 >> We're leaving the sights of Martinique behind us as we head for the island where Dutch tradition and Caribbean beauty combine the best of both worlds.
00:35:08 Friendly, picturesque Aruba.
00:35:11 [ Music ]
00:35:19 >> Dinner and dancing.
00:35:21 If I didn't know better, I'd say this is a real date.
00:35:25 Well, after the wildlife tour this afternoon, it's the least I can do to say thank you.
00:35:30 >> Thank you.
00:35:32 [ Music ]
00:35:37 [ Applause ]
00:35:46 >> You two look wonderful together.
00:35:48 >> Ace, why don't you sit down and join us?
00:35:52 >> Oh, okay, sure, why not?
00:35:55 >> Good evening.
00:35:56 >> Hello.
00:35:57 >> Isn't it nice to see everybody on the dance floor having a good time?
00:36:00 >> Yeah.
00:36:01 >> Let's keep it that way.
00:36:02 Right, Ace?
00:36:03 >> Right, Julie.
00:36:09 I think duty just called.
00:36:11 I'll see you later.
00:36:12 >> Good evening.
00:36:13 >> See you later.
00:36:14 Can I talk to you for a minute?
00:36:16 >> You make a perfect couple.
00:36:19 Everyone says so.
00:36:21 Everyone agrees with you when you say so.
00:36:24 And don't get any ideas.
00:36:26 He's just a friend.
00:36:28 And that is enough right now.
00:36:31 >> Of course, dear.
00:36:35 >> And then this man is not your married due, Sherry.
00:36:40 He put $10 in nickels in the jukebox and played Cole Porter songs all night.
00:36:49 >> Cole Porter, is that a group?
00:36:51 >> Cole Porter, the composer.
00:36:52 Begin the beginning, you're the top.
00:36:54 >> Play the piano.
00:36:55 >> No, no, no, that was the -- that Ken Cole.
00:36:59 How do you keep them all straight?
00:37:01 It's easier today.
00:37:02 Sting, Sade, Prince.
00:37:04 I mean, you can't mix them up.
00:37:06 I certainly can't.
00:37:07 >> She's got a point.
00:37:09 >> Well, it's been a great night, but Elaine needs her beauty sleep till tomorrow.
00:37:13 >> Good night.
00:37:14 >> Good night.
00:37:15 Elaine.
00:37:17 >> I'm sorry.
00:37:19 Old habits die hard.
00:37:21 >> Very old habits.
00:37:22 >> I guess it's just been on the ship with you again.
00:37:25 >> You were on this ship together?
00:37:26 >> Not since our honeymoon.
00:37:28 >> You honeymooned on this ship?
00:37:30 >> Only the once.
00:37:31 I'm sure neither of us have made a habit of it.
00:37:33 Good night, all.
00:37:34 >> Good night.
00:37:39 >> Oh, sweetheart.
00:37:42 This modern attitude of yours is really wonderful, darling.
00:37:46 Oh, I'm glad to see that you've been reading the book.
00:37:48 But the basic theory explained in the book is that if you keep your pulse rate at 60 or 70% of the average rate, then your body will start oxidizing its reserves.
00:37:57 Otherwise, you'll be very low in fat.
00:38:00 >> You know, you and Dr. Thomas speak a whole 'nother language than guys like me.
00:38:04 Metabolic rates, polyunsaturated whatchamacallits.
00:38:08 I figure if we're going to communicate, I better learn your language.
00:38:12 >> I'd love to teach you, Isaac.
00:38:14 >> You would?
00:38:16 Well, that's great.
00:38:29 >> What are you doing?
00:38:31 >> Before you ask, what a nice girl like me is doing behind a mound of paperwork like this, I told Ace I'd cover for him today.
00:38:37 >> Can you file these for me?
00:38:38 >> Yeah, sure.
00:38:39 Hey, listen, while I am filing and cross-referencing, would you please take this down to Lost and Found for me?
00:38:45 >> Well, I'll do better than that.
00:38:46 If there's an ID in it, I'll take it back to the owner.
00:38:50 >> Let's see.
00:38:53 >> Uh-oh.
00:38:54 >> Well, I don't like the sound of that.
00:38:56 >> I don't like the looks of it.
00:39:00 >> Doris Johnson's picture on Dr. Thomas's driver's license.
00:39:10 >> Dr. Thomas.
00:39:11 >> Hi, Julie.
00:39:13 >> Oh, you're looking for Dr. Thomas.
00:39:15 I think she's still out on the Lido deck.
00:39:17 >> Oh, I think she's right here in her cabin.
00:39:21 >> Courtesy of the Lost and Found Department.
00:39:37 >> You figured it out all right.
00:39:39 Charlene Thomas, Ph.D., at your service.
00:39:44 >> And the woman I thought I hired?
00:39:46 >> Doris.
00:39:47 She doesn't need a degree in nutrition.
00:39:49 She was born with that body.
00:39:51 >> So you two just traded places.
00:39:55 >> Why?
00:39:56 Would you take a fitness class from somebody who looked like the before picture in a weight loss ad?
00:40:02 >> Your ship shape program doesn't really work.
00:40:04 >> Oh, it works all right.
00:40:05 But diet and exercise can only do so much for a body that has a mind of its own.
00:40:10 You see, body fat doesn't just run in my family.
00:40:14 It gallops.
00:40:15 Hereditary, I'm afraid.
00:40:17 That's why I got my Ph.D. in nutrition.
00:40:19 To develop a program that works.
00:40:22 And mine really does.
00:40:24 For everybody but me.
00:40:26 >> I'm really sorry, Charlene, but now it's our problem.
00:40:29 >> You aren't going to make me walk the plank or anything, are you?
00:40:32 >> No, I won't, but the captain might.
00:40:35 See, he's got this funny old-fashioned attitude about fraud and misrepresentation.
00:40:40 Come to think of it, if anybody's in trouble, I am.
00:40:43 I'm the one who hired you long distance.
00:40:45 I didn't want you to take the blame for anything that we did.
00:40:48 Maybe we should just tell everybody the truth.
00:40:51 That this is the shape behind Get Ship Shaped with Charlene.
00:40:55 >> Not if it's going to embarrass you.
00:40:57 Your publisher-- >> Julie, since I met Isaac, I've been thinking that maybe this isn't all I've got to offer.
00:41:05 Give me a little time.
00:41:08 I'll work something out.
00:41:10 >> All right.
00:41:13 [♪♪♪]
00:41:41 >> You know, she could be his mother.
00:41:43 I wonder what they have in common.
00:41:47 >> They're probably both in love with his body.
00:41:50 [♪♪♪]
00:41:56 >> Come on, Adam. Let's join them.
00:41:58 >> Now?
00:42:00 Shouldn't we wait a while until the next class starts?
00:42:02 I mean, they've been bending and stretching for a while, and we're still brittle.
00:42:07 >> Don't you like aerobics?
00:42:08 >> I like it. I love it.
00:42:09 I prescribe it to my patients all the time.
00:42:11 >> Well, then come on.
00:42:13 [♪♪♪]
00:42:22 Adam!
00:42:24 Yeah, come on, Adam.
00:42:25 At least you don't think you can cut it.
00:42:27 >> It's just--
00:42:29 I just showered.
00:42:32 >> Oh, all right.
00:42:34 [♪♪♪]
00:42:50 [applause]
00:42:54 >> Good work, you early birds.
00:42:56 All right, that's it for now.
00:42:58 But for you diehards, the advance to class is at ten.
00:43:01 Got it?
00:43:03 >> Well, that wasn't so hard.
00:43:05 Nothing like a good workout to get the blood circulating.
00:43:08 >> Anyone for a few laps around the deck?
00:43:10 >> Sure.
00:43:11 >> Come on.
00:43:12 >> Come on.
00:43:13 >> Are you joking?
00:43:14 >> Oh, come on. You know how I hate to run alone.
00:43:16 >> Oh, come on, Adam. It'll do us both good.
00:43:18 >> After the aerobics workout?
00:43:21 Well, go ahead if you like.
00:43:24 >> All right, see you in a lap.
00:43:26 [♪♪♪]
00:43:29 >> Uh, can I buy you, uh, carrot juice?
00:43:32 >> No, you can buy me a Bloody Mary.
00:43:38 >> Hey, Ray, two Bloody Marys, please.
00:43:42 You really keep up with him. I'm impressed.
00:43:45 >> Don't be. It's all in the eye.
00:43:47 Grand illusion to make him think I went to high school with Cindy Lauper.
00:43:51 >> That's right.
00:43:53 Where did you two meet, anyway?
00:43:56 >> Over marinated mushrooms in a salad bar.
00:43:59 He had his eye on my mushrooms.
00:44:02 I had my eye on his muscles. I suggested a trade.
00:44:07 >> I met Sherry on a flight to Portland.
00:44:09 >> Let me guess. Uh, she was going to a cheerleaders convention.
00:44:13 >> No, she was coming back from a cheerleaders convention.
00:44:18 All giddy and excited, curious, sweet.
00:44:23 She reminded me of...
00:44:25 >> Reminded you of?
00:44:27 >> Nothing.
00:44:28 >> Go and tell me. I won't laugh.
00:44:31 She reminded you of your niece?
00:44:35 The daughter you never had?
00:44:38 >> She reminded me of you.
00:44:48 >> Ah, new record.
00:44:56 >> Now, if you want to throw a slider, you take your arm back like this, way back like this.
00:45:00 Hey.
00:45:01 >> Okay, guys. Lesson's over.
00:45:05 >> Hey, what?
00:45:07 >> How can you spend your time clowning around like this while my daughter is quietly going to pieces?
00:45:14 >> Your daughter? Your Carol's mother?
00:45:19 Now, wait a minute. All I did was just suggest that we ought to date around a little bit. That's all.
00:45:24 Anyway, look. It looks like poor Carol is making a pretty speedy recovery, wouldn't you say?
00:45:31 >> Unfortunately, what you're looking at isn't romance. It's therapy.
00:45:38 Although why she would prefer an arrested adolescent to someone as thoughtful and caring as Ace is beyond me.
00:45:56 [ Music ]
00:46:11 >> Carol.
00:46:15 Look, I want you to know that I'm sorry about how this has all turned out.
00:46:22 I really wasn't trying to break us up. I just--
00:46:25 >> Trying to have your cake and eat it, too?
00:46:29 >> It must seem that way, but I don't know. Remember the way it used to be with us? So intense. We couldn't stand to be apart.
00:46:40 >> Isn't it a little late to be talking about the good old days?
00:46:44 >> Yeah, but there were great times, Carol. And I want them back.
00:46:50 I don't want to be just comfortable with somebody. I want to be obsessed and love, wanting to call you three, four times a day.
00:46:57 I want that feeling, that excitement back again.
00:46:59 >> I want that, too. We all do. It doesn't mean you have to give away everything you have.
00:47:06 I hate doing the same old things all the time. I want to feel close. I want to get crazy sometimes, too.
00:47:13 So why didn't we?
00:47:16 We had a good run. Three years.
00:47:21 But the fire just went out.
00:47:23 >> Maybe for you.
00:47:28 But it's your party. I wish I could bring you the excitement and the love.
00:47:33 But I can't.
00:47:38 I guess there's nothing else to say.
00:47:42 I hope you find what you're looking for.
00:47:57 >> Clear the decks for the most unusual aerobics class yet, a musical tour of the ship.
00:48:25 >> Very impressive, aren't they?
00:48:27 >> Amazing how anybody could fake her way through that.
00:48:30 >> Fake her way? Who's faking?
00:48:33 >> Well, I guess I would be, Dad.
00:48:38 That is, if I had enough energy to take one of Ms. Johnson's -- Dr. Thomas's classes.
00:48:46 Unlikely that it is.
00:48:51 >> I do! Come on!
00:49:01 >> Miss McCoy. >> Yes, sir.
00:49:02 >> The passengers are really getting into our ship-shaped cruise. I owe it all to you and Vicki.
00:49:06 >> Well, I can't take any credits. >> Nonsense, Julie. You can take all the credit.
00:49:10 If you hadn't hired Dr. Thomas, I wouldn't have planned this whole cruise around her.
00:49:15 >> About Dr. Thomas. >> Oh, she's a regular dynamo, isn't she?
00:49:19 I don't know how we'd do this without her. You couldn't have made a better choice.
00:49:23 I'm really very proud of you, Julie.
00:49:26 >> Five, six, seven, eight, and that's it!
00:49:37 >> Oh, she's terrific.
00:49:39 >> Um, sir, I --
00:49:43 >> Is there something you want to tell me?
00:49:45 >> I'm just glad that everything's under control.
00:49:54 At least I thought it was.
00:50:01 Hi, Isaac.
00:50:03 >> Oh, Dr. Thomas. You know, after your class, I thought you could use a little pH balance electrolyte replacement.
00:50:11 >> Well, if you're offering me something cold and wet, I accept.
00:50:15 >> Oh, great. On the menu, this is called Caribbean Kaboom.
00:50:19 It's strictly fresh cran-apple juice, protein powder, methasin, a banana.
00:50:24 >> Well, easy, Isaac. I won't have any room for dinner.
00:50:27 >> Oh, we wouldn't want that.
00:50:29 Because then you couldn't join me at my table tonight.
00:50:33 And possibly tomorrow night.
00:50:36 >> If that's a dinner invitation, I'd love to.
00:50:58 >> Doesn't anybody ever touch on the dance floor today?
00:51:00 >> Sure, like in slam dancing.
00:51:03 >> I'll pass. I've always considered dancing a romantic pastime, not a demolition derby.
00:51:08 >> I like the way you move.
00:51:09 >> What do you call a dance?
00:51:11 >> A little bossa nova and a lot of funky chicken.
00:51:14 >> A lot of funky chicken?
00:51:16 >> It was a dance.
00:51:18 >> Oh, right. Cole Porter.
00:51:20 >> Close enough.
00:51:32 >> Small world, small ship.
00:51:35 >> Now, isn't this a wonderful number?
00:51:38 Now, this is music.
00:51:41 >> Sounds like something from the '60s.
00:51:43 >> How about the '40s?
00:51:44 >> The '40s?
00:51:45 >> Really?
00:51:46 >> Benny Goodman, Tommy Dorsey, Andrew's sisters, they were the Porn Sisters of their day.
00:51:50 >> You could hum the tunes, you could understand the lyrics.
00:51:54 Would you like to dance, sweetheart?
00:51:56 >> I don't like to dance to songs I don't know.
00:52:00 >> I like to dance.
00:52:02 >> Oh, no, I've got two left feet at something like this.
00:52:05 Why don't you and Dr. Bricker go ahead?
00:52:09 >> What do you reckon, Adam? Can you cut it?
00:52:11 >> Arthur Murray taught me dancing in a hurry.
00:52:15 [ Music ]
00:52:33 >> Sherry, hey, what's going on?
00:52:35 >> That's what I'd like to know.
00:52:37 Can't you put her on a leash or something?
00:52:39 Don't you see what's going on over there?
00:52:41 >> They're dancing.
00:52:42 >> In each other's arms.
00:52:43 Who dances that way anymore?
00:52:45 >> Look, if you think it's a problem, Elaine and I will just stay out of your way.
00:52:48 >> Do that, will you?
00:52:49 Just keep your wife away from my husband and we'll all be happier.
00:52:52 [ Music ]
00:53:03 >> Okay.
00:53:05 >> You know, this fitness cruise has really brought us together, helping each other, encouraging each other.
00:53:11 >> Yeah, you know, I have never felt closer to either one of you.
00:53:13 >> And there's no feeling of competition.
00:53:15 It's like we're all members of the same team.
00:53:17 >> Well, congratulations, team.
00:53:19 You've each lost one pound.
00:53:21 >> Only one pound?
00:53:23 >> After all that work?
00:53:25 >> Rats.
00:53:27 >> Well, maybe a little competition isn't such a bad idea after all.
00:53:31 >> With a prize for the most weight lost.
00:53:33 >> Maybe dinner for two at any restaurant we choose.
00:53:37 >> Well, see, that's the idea.
00:53:39 >> It's an incentive, and Meryl will spring for it, won't you, dear?
00:53:43 >> Well, why me? I don't have anything to do.
00:53:45 >> You're so supportive.
00:53:47 >> Well, maybe we could have a little talk over breakfast.
00:53:51 >> Dad, if I'm going to get that dinner for two, I better skip breakfast.
00:53:54 >> And I've got an appointment, sir, with the sit-up board in the gym.
00:53:57 >> Well, if I hurry, maybe I can catch that first aerobics class.
00:53:59 Thank you so much, dear. You won't regret this.
00:54:01 [music]
00:54:10 >> An experiment for a soon-to-be ex-passenger.
00:54:15 >> So, this time you're really leaving us, huh?
00:54:18 >> Got a ticket and everything.
00:54:21 >> How am I going to break the news to the captain?
00:54:23 He takes this sort of thing very personally.
00:54:25 >> Somehow I think you'll get over it.
00:54:28 >> Ace, I want to thank you for being there when I needed a friend.
00:54:33 >> Well, I think you got that backwards.
00:54:37 Being with you the last couple days has reminded me how wonderful things can be
00:54:43 when two people take the time to get to know each other.
00:54:47 I'd forgotten what it was like to just play with someone I've come to like very much.
00:54:56 [music]
00:54:59 >> Good luck, Carol.
00:55:03 >> You're very special.
00:55:07 I'll never forget you.
00:55:10 [music]
00:55:16 >> Uh, I didn't mean to do that. I'm sorry.
00:55:22 I'm not.
00:55:27 [music]
00:55:40 >> Hi, Dr. Thomas. I mean, um...
00:55:41 >> Hi, Julie.
00:55:43 >> Um, Doris is terrific.
00:55:46 Well, she could aerobicize the body fat off anything that moves.
00:55:49 But, well, she's not the author, and she's not the expert.
00:55:54 She's not you.
00:55:55 If the captain finds out, we could all be in big trouble.
00:55:57 And, well, you did say you'd take care of everything.
00:56:00 >> I'm sorry, Julie.
00:56:01 I was sure I'd have everything handled by now, but...
00:56:06 I've had my mind on other things.
00:56:09 [music]
00:56:15 >> Dr. Thomas, uh, Charlene, is something wrong?
00:56:18 >> I said I'll handle it.
00:56:20 [music]
00:56:28 >> Welcome to the former Dutch colony island of Aruba,
00:56:31 with its picture-book deepwater harbor and pastel-colored Freeport shopping capital, Ragnestad.
00:56:37 Exotic Aruba is as neat as the Netherlands, as exciting as the Caribbean,
00:56:41 with its colorful mix of Dutch windmills, casinos, and beautiful beaches.
00:56:45 [music]
00:56:57 >> Sherry, where's Adam?
00:56:58 >> I'm meeting him here.
00:56:59 He has a surprise for me.
00:57:01 And Elaine?
00:57:02 >> She said she, uh, had a surprise for me, too.
00:57:07 >> Oh, God.
00:57:08 [horn honking]
00:57:13 >> We've been in a car for the four of us.
00:57:16 >> No tour buses for us.
00:57:17 We're going to show you Aruba like nobody's ever seen Aruba.
00:57:20 Eileen?
00:57:21 >> What a wonderful idea.
00:57:28 Oh, Adam, you know that I get car sick in the back seat.
00:57:31 >> No problem.
00:57:32 You remember the route as well as I do.
00:57:34 You two sit up front.
00:57:44 >> This won't work.
00:57:45 It's a stick.
00:57:46 I can't drive a stick.
00:57:47 >> Okay.
00:57:52 I'll drive, and you can guide.
00:57:54 >> Oh, darling, you know how you hate it when I do that.
00:57:56 I'd remind you of your mother.
00:57:58 We'd have an argument within the hour and spoil everyone's day.
00:58:02 >> All right.
00:58:04 Then, uh, Sherry can drive, and the girls can sit up front, and Steve and I will sit in the back.
00:58:11 >> Adam.
00:58:12 >> Sherry.
00:58:13 >> You can't drive a stick either.
00:58:15 >> I can't drive at all.
00:58:16 I never learned.
00:58:17 >> Well, you'll be the cheerleader.
00:58:22 >> So.
00:58:28 Any ideas?
00:58:29 >> We've already paid for the car.
00:58:31 >> Well, there seems to be only one solution.
00:58:34 >> Why am I not surprised?
00:58:45 >> This won't be so bad.
00:58:47 And you love the island.
00:58:48 >> We did on our honeymoon.
00:58:59 >> We hope you enjoyed picturesque romantic Aruba.
00:59:02 Coming up, that marvel of Yankee know-how and determination, the Panama Canal.
00:59:10 >> You know, I knew I was going to be having dinner with a beautiful woman, but I never counted on warm, bright, witty, charming.
00:59:19 >> Oh, you're so sweet.
00:59:20 That's really nice of you, but I never thought of myself as --
00:59:23 >> No, no, no, no, really, I mean it.
00:59:26 >> And as nice as you are in person, in print, you're incredible.
00:59:31 You know, your book could have been a dry, boring health talk, but you made it all so interesting.
00:59:39 You have a really great insight into how people feel about food, about themselves.
00:59:55 >> Well, what's the use?
00:59:57 Take this back and bring me the prime rib, baked potato, butter and sour cream.
01:00:05 And follow it up with a chocolate sundae.
01:00:09 Extra whipped cream.
01:00:12 >> Nobody's ever been interested in mine before.
01:00:16 >> It's one of your most attractive qualities.
01:00:20 >> Isaac, I think we may be having dinner under false pretenses.
01:00:27 >> I must admit, I did try to crip a few buzzwords from your secretary.
01:00:31 >> Look, Isaac, wait.
01:00:34 There's something you should know about me.
01:00:36 I mean, not me exactly, but it's just a very complicated story.
01:00:44 [ Background noise ]
01:01:03 [ Music ]
01:01:21 >> Oh, thank goodness, a familiar face.
01:01:23 >> What's wrong, Judy?
01:01:24 >> Well, you know they say bad things come in threes.
01:01:28 This is Mrs. Winslow's third number.
01:01:31 She's going to kill off passenger talent night single-handedly.
01:01:34 Unless -- can you help?
01:01:37 >> How?
01:01:38 >> Do you sing, tap dance, juggle, tell limericks, anything.
01:01:41 I'm desperate.
01:01:42 >> I'll sing a little.
01:01:43 >> Oh, perfect.
01:01:44 Come with me.
01:01:46 [ Music ]
01:02:02 >> Thank you, Mrs. Winslow, for a listening experience we're not likely to forget.
01:02:07 Thank you.
01:02:08 And now, ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce Miss Doris Johnson.
01:02:14 [ Applause ]
01:02:17 >> What do I sing?
01:02:18 >> Anything.
01:02:19 Whatever you feel like.
01:02:21 [ Background noise ]
01:02:30 [ Music ]
01:02:34 >> Good morning, heartache, you old gloomy sight.
01:02:40 Good morning, heartache, thought we said goodbye last night.
01:02:46 I tossed and turned until it seemed you had gone.
01:02:53 But here you are with the dawn.
01:02:59 Wish I'd forget you, but you're here to stay.
01:03:05 It seems I met you when my love went away.
01:03:12 Now every day I start by saying to you, good morning, heartache, what's new?
01:03:25 Stop haunting me now.
01:03:31 Can't shake you now.
01:03:38 Just leave me alone.
01:03:42 I've got those Monday blues straight through Sunday blues.
01:03:51 Good morning, heartache, here we go again.
01:03:57 Good morning, heartache, you're the one that knew me well.
01:04:03 Might as well get used to you hanging around.
01:04:11 Good morning, heartache, see you there.
01:04:21 [ Applause ]
01:04:43 >> Thanks.
01:04:47 >> The drink is on the house, or at least on the bartender.
01:04:52 >> I don't accept drinks from strangers.
01:04:55 I thought I knew you.
01:04:57 I guess I was wrong.
01:04:59 You don't have to be nice to me anymore, Mr. Isaac Washington.
01:05:03 You already got what you really wanted.
01:05:05 You used me.
01:05:07 >> No, I wasn't trying -- well, I did, but I didn't mean --
01:05:14 >> Save the explanation for someone who hasn't already heard it a hundred times before.
01:05:27 >> Join us on the Lido deck for Fitness with a Tropical Flair, a Caribbean carnival.
01:05:32 [ Music ]
01:06:00 >> Looks like I missed another flight.
01:06:02 >> Yeah, yeah, looks like you'll have to stay on board unless you're still in a hurry to get back to San Francisco.
01:06:10 >> Not anymore.
01:06:12 [ Music ]
01:06:30 >> Oh, he's okay.
01:06:31 Just keep going, everybody.
01:06:33 Come on.
01:06:34 >> Yeah, just keep --
01:06:36 >> Let me get you to this chair.
01:06:39 >> All right, there you go.
01:06:44 Now, I could call the medical team, but I'm sure they'd say it's just a strange muscle.
01:06:50 You're lucky.
01:06:51 From what I've seen, you've given your back quite a workout these past couple days.
01:06:55 >> Well, only if you count the windsurfing and the jet ski and the inner tube race over the waterfall.
01:07:02 >> Don't you think you ought to hang up your lampshade for a while and let somebody else be the life of the party?
01:07:06 >> Come on, Julie, this is a pleasure cruise.
01:07:08 Did I read the wrong brochure?
01:07:10 >> It's also a health and fitness cruise.
01:07:13 If I were a doctor, I think I'd prescribe a good night's sleep followed by several days of acting your age.
01:07:19 >> I'll tell you what.
01:07:20 You tell that to my first pair of bifocals, okay, or my blood pressure or the inch that doesn't go away anymore, no matter how many times I pinch it.
01:07:27 Uh-uh, Julie, I have seen the future, and it is a retirement community in Florida.
01:07:31 >> Oh, come on, Boyd.
01:07:33 >> You don't get it, do you?
01:07:36 I am your birthday boy.
01:07:39 Tomorrow is my 39th, not 40, but close enough.
01:07:43 Life is half over, a good half.
01:07:46 Once I let go, Julie, it's all downhill.
01:07:50 So I'm not letting go for you, not for Carol, not for anybody.
01:08:00 >> That was a wonderful, imaginative idea you had today, Adam, renting the car and getting off the beaten path right there.
01:08:07 >> It didn't take imagination.
01:08:08 It just took a good memory.
01:08:10 >> I enjoyed it then, and I enjoyed it today.
01:08:15 And your new bride, how does she like the tour?
01:08:18 >> She's been a little quiet.
01:08:20 I think it overwhelmed her.
01:08:23 >> She's really very sweet.
01:08:24 I am happy for you both.
01:08:27 Does she know what a wonderful man she's found?
01:08:29 >> She should.
01:08:30 I tell her often enough.
01:08:31 Steve seems pretty terrific himself.
01:08:33 He's bright and charming, and I've seen jet fighters that weren't as well built.
01:08:39 >> Seems we both lucked out.
01:08:42 >> Hooray for us.
01:08:45 >> Since we didn't work out.
01:08:47 >> Not at all.
01:08:49 >> Not even a little.
01:08:50 >> With your temper.
01:08:52 >> And your irritating perfectionism.
01:08:55 >> And your terrible cooking.
01:08:58 >> And your flowing.
01:09:08 >> How could you let her out of your sight like that?
01:09:10 >> I was doing my push-ups.
01:09:11 >> I think your muscles have gone to your head.
01:09:20 >> What do we do?
01:09:23 >> We do what we can.
01:09:25 >> Myself, I plan to cry for a number of days on end.
01:09:40 >> I'm sorry I'm late.
01:09:43 What a class.
01:09:44 I am ready to drop.
01:09:46 >> It sounds like you've worked up an appetite for our late supper for two.
01:09:51 >> Oh, Merrill.
01:09:54 Dad is creating a stew being original.
01:09:56 >> Yes.
01:09:57 Sliced lobster tail, scampi, chunks of filet mignon.
01:10:01 I just thought we should have some real food for a change.
01:10:04 >> But it's all high protein, low carbohydrate.
01:10:07 >> It's just what the doctor ordered.
01:10:08 >> After lunch, it's supposed to be low protein, high carbohydrate.
01:10:13 >> Oh, Merrill.
01:10:15 It's the thought that counts.
01:10:19 >> Dad, some thought.
01:10:21 Dinner for two never looked better.
01:10:23 >> Why, thank you.
01:10:24 >> Or more romantic.
01:10:26 >> Well, that was the idea.
01:10:34 >> Dad.
01:10:46 >> Well, I guess fitness really takes it out of you.
01:10:49 Want to stay for dinner?
01:10:50 Looks like there's plenty to go around.
01:10:52 >> Dad, I'd love to, but I'm already late for my class.
01:10:54 >> Yes, well, don't overdo it.
01:10:56 I have a feeling a little fitness goes a long way.
01:10:59 >> That's all right.
01:11:00 I'm getting used to pain.
01:11:01 Bye.
01:11:02 >> Bye.
01:11:08 >> Now we don't have to worry about what to do with the leftovers.
01:11:14 >> We're now entering the locks of the Panama Canal.
01:11:16 Begun in 1909, this man-made waterway is our eight-hour shortcut from the Atlantic to the Pacific Ocean.
01:11:23 It'll be a tight fit, but these locks can handle even the island princess, with gates seven feet thick and six stories high.
01:11:30 ¶¶
01:11:59 ¶¶
01:12:20 >> How's the crying coming along?
01:12:22 >> I'm getting very good at it.
01:12:23 I may have found a career.
01:12:25 >> Between rounds?
01:12:26 >> I'm hoping I'll burn.
01:12:28 I'd like my skin to match my eyes.
01:12:31 But I'm only getting an incredible tan.
01:12:33 >> I'd settle for that.
01:12:35 Elaine keeps wondering what's wrong, and I don't know what to tell her, so I'm spending all my time trying to avoid her for now.
01:12:41 >> Some way to spend the honeymoon.
01:12:44 >> Definitely not the way I'd planned it.
01:12:58 >> I hear you were a cheerleader.
01:13:00 >> Oregon State.
01:13:01 >> I was there last year for gymnastics meet.
01:13:03 >> I was there.
01:13:05 Behind the orange and black pom-poms.
01:13:11 >> And you're that Steve Riskin.
01:13:14 High bars, rings, pommel horse.
01:13:16 >> You know me?
01:13:17 >> Oh, my God, I have your towel.
01:13:19 I mean, I had your towel in my locker for two weeks afterward.
01:13:24 A souvenir.
01:13:25 >> No.
01:13:26 Really?
01:13:27 >> Really.
01:13:34 >> Do you like ZZ Top?
01:13:37 What's so funny?
01:13:39 >> ZZ Top.
01:13:40 >> Adam thinks they're a sports car.
01:13:53 >> A hostile vista to the Panama Canal and buenos dias to the Pacific Ocean.
01:13:58 We've just trimmed 12,800 miles off our journey.
01:14:02 The distance around South America.
01:14:04 Not bad for one day sailing.
01:14:06 Next stop, sunny Acapulco.
01:14:09 >> I'm so relieved that you didn't think that kiss last night was serious.
01:14:14 Don't take this wrong, but I have absolutely no interest in you.
01:14:18 >> Now, how could I take that wrong?
01:14:20 >> You know what I mean.
01:14:21 >> Of course I do.
01:14:22 How could we have been so silly?
01:14:24 There's nothing between us.
01:14:26 There really never was.
01:14:30 >> It was the moonlight.
01:14:31 You know how that affects me.
01:14:34 I would appreciate it if what happened stays between us.
01:14:38 >> It's nothing I'm too proud of either, Elaine.
01:14:40 We'll just put it out of our minds.
01:14:43 >> And get on with our lives.
01:14:48 Take care now.
01:14:49 >> Bye.
01:15:07 >> They saw us kissing last night.
01:15:09 >> And they got off the ship together in Panama City.
01:15:12 >> My Steve.
01:15:13 >> My Sherry.
01:15:14 Your Steve.
01:15:15 >> Your Sherry.
01:15:16 She stole my husband.
01:15:17 >> Oh, that's petty theft.
01:15:18 He's all muscles and animal urges.
01:15:20 He saw what he wanted and he took it.
01:15:22 My woman.
01:15:23 >> Woman?
01:15:24 I have eyeliner older than she is, and there you go being so possessive again.
01:15:27 My woman.
01:15:28 Just like I was always.
01:15:29 My newspaper.
01:15:30 My television set.
01:15:31 Well, if you ask me, she is well rid of you.
01:15:33 >> Well, I didn't ask you.
01:15:34 But while we're on the subject, you still snore.
01:15:38 It echoes through the ship at night.
01:15:40 The captain's had to reassure the passengers there isn't a moose on board.
01:15:43 >> You still chew your food like you were a chipmunk.
01:15:45 >> I'm exercising my gums.
01:15:47 It's propagandal hygiene.
01:15:48 >> It's disgusting.
01:15:49 That's what it is.
01:15:50 What did I ever see in you?
01:15:52 >> Exactly the same thing I never saw in you.
01:15:54 >> I want a divorce.
01:15:55 >> Fine.
01:15:56 >> Fine.
01:16:02 >> Oh, I'm alone again.
01:16:11 >> Don't be upset.
01:16:13 It will be all right.
01:16:24 >> Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.
01:16:25 We are now docking in glamorous, exciting Acapulco, where you can test your newfound fitness,
01:16:30 whether you're swimming, parasailing, or just plain relaxing on the beach.
01:16:44 >> Okay.
01:16:45 Time, Newsweek, Sportsview, National Inquisitor, all hot off the press.
01:16:49 Or should I say, fresh from the States, anyway.
01:16:51 >> Oh, great.
01:16:52 Thanks, Tess.
01:16:53 You know, the passengers aren't the only ones who want to catch up on the news from home.
01:16:55 >> Yeah, I know.
01:16:56 Save me a Sportsview.
01:16:57 Swimsuit issue.
01:16:58 >> I'm not going to get a good invention in a bikini.
01:17:06 >> Oh, no.
01:17:07 If Dad sees this.
01:17:09 >> Got something there for me?
01:17:12 >> Oh, no, Dad.
01:17:13 It's just the same boring old news.
01:17:15 >> Yeah, sounds like just the thing that put me to sleep tonight.
01:17:17 >> Sorry, Dad.
01:17:18 This copy's for Julie.
01:17:19 There's an article that she needs to read right away.
01:17:22 >> Oh, well, I'll just browse through it till she comes by.
01:17:24 >> Not now.
01:17:25 I mean, you know, Dad, shouldn't you be dressing for dinner?
01:17:28 You know, you don't want to keep Emily waiting.
01:17:30 You know how she gets.
01:17:32 >> Well, I guess it is just about that time.
01:17:34 Isn't there something I can take?
01:17:35 >> Oh, sure.
01:17:36 Look, oh, there's a house and garden and a ladies' home journal.
01:17:39 Oh, and you will just love this contemporary woman.
01:17:43 You just go right ahead.
01:17:54 >> Ace is early.
01:17:55 >> It's all right.
01:17:56 I'll get it.
01:18:01 >> This is Darnell.
01:18:02 >> Sorry, wrong room.
01:18:04 The girls' dorm is right down the hall.
01:18:06 >> Mother.
01:18:09 >> All right, come in.
01:18:13 >> Carol, you, uh, you look beautiful.
01:18:18 >> Thank you.
01:18:20 >> Is that a new dress?
01:18:21 >> Yes.
01:18:22 New dress, new shoes.
01:18:23 New attitude.
01:18:26 You look pretty good yourself.
01:18:28 >> Well, thank you.
01:18:31 I thought maybe we might look pretty good together over dinner.
01:18:35 >> Over my dead body.
01:18:39 I'm afraid I have other plans.
01:18:44 >> Well, I guess I expected that.
01:18:48 >> You know, Carol, this is not easy for me to say this, but I was wrong about us.
01:18:56 >> Boy, I -- oh, excuse me.
01:19:02 I'll just go and rinse out a few things.
01:19:09 You weren't wrong.
01:19:10 >> No, no, don't make excuses for me.
01:19:13 I mean, I am an adult, and it's time that I started acting like one.
01:19:16 >> No, sometimes we just slip into certain habits and patterns.
01:19:20 And I respect your need to want to break out --
01:19:22 >> No, it's more like falling into a rut, and we can overcome that rut if we really want to, and I really want to.
01:19:27 >> And I'm an ace.
01:19:28 >> Ace?
01:19:30 >> Thank goodness, the cavalry.
01:19:33 >> I love you.
01:19:36 >> Have I come at a bad time?
01:19:39 >> No, I'm ready.
01:19:41 >> Well, thanks for stopping by, and I'm glad we had a chance to talk.
01:19:48 >> Talk?
01:19:50 She didn't hear a word I said.
01:19:54 >> Maybe you just didn't have enough to say.
01:19:58 >> Porterhouse steak, prawns with wild rice, real food at last.
01:20:03 >> Anything you want, up to 300 calories.
01:20:06 You see the fine print there?
01:20:08 >> Dr. Thomas is in big trouble.
01:20:11 >> So are we if there are any more of these on board.
01:20:14 >> Two dozen of them safely tucked away in my cabin.
01:20:17 >> Clever girl.
01:20:18 >> Thank you.
01:20:19 >> Captain Steuby, I'd like you to meet Carol Darnell.
01:20:21 >> Well, it's nice to have you join our table, Miss Darnell.
01:20:24 >> And this is Mrs. Steuby.
01:20:26 >> Oh, call me Emily, dear.
01:20:28 Come and sit next to me.
01:20:29 >> You know everybody else, right?
01:20:30 >> Hi, Carol.
01:20:31 >> There you go.
01:20:32 Whoops.
01:20:33 Go ahead.
01:20:34 >> You have a lovely navel.
01:20:37 >> She has.
01:20:39 >> Why do I get the feeling I'm being brought home to meet the family?
01:20:52 >> Carol, Carol, you've got to listen to me.
01:20:54 Mr. Hughes.
01:20:55 >> Please.
01:20:56 >> Haven't you said enough already?
01:20:57 >> No, no, it's all right, Ace, really.
01:20:59 >> Ace, what is this?
01:21:02 >> It's nothing, Captain.
01:21:03 >> Listen, Carol, you're not really interested in this guy.
01:21:05 >> Hey.
01:21:07 >> It's not the time, Boyd.
01:21:08 >> Look, look, you wanted something that I just wasn't willing to give you for the last three years.
01:21:14 I mean, you wanted a relationship that's closer, that's more equal, more exciting.
01:21:18 And so do I.
01:21:20 And I want you to marry me.
01:21:28 >> That's an engagement ring?
01:21:31 >> Well, it's the best that the gift shop could do on such short notice, but we'll replace it with a real one once we get back home.
01:21:38 >> I don't know what to say.
01:21:41 >> Say yes.
01:21:44 Say what will make you happy.
01:21:47 And that will make me happy.
01:21:52 >> Thank you for everything.
01:21:54 >> What are friends for?
01:22:02 [ Music ]
01:22:28 >> What are you doing out here in the middle of the night?
01:22:30 >> Isn't it obvious the deck is less crowded at night and I need all the room I can get.
01:22:34 >> Will you slow down?
01:22:35 We have to talk.
01:22:36 >> I said everything I had to say last night.
01:22:38 >> I'll talk and you listen.
01:22:42 >> Better make it quick.
01:22:43 You're cutting into my exercise time.
01:22:46 >> Okay.
01:22:48 Can we go over here?
01:22:57 >> I'm sorry I hurt your feelings.
01:23:00 >> Right.
01:23:01 You're sorry you chose the body beautiful over the fat girl.
01:23:04 And I believe you there.
01:23:05 Are we through?
01:23:06 >> Charlene.
01:23:08 That's right, Charlene.
01:23:12 >> So you know.
01:23:13 >> Yeah.
01:23:14 And I'm just trying to explain --
01:23:15 >> Do us both a favor.
01:23:17 Don't try.
01:23:19 Just go away.
01:23:20 >> Is that what you really want?
01:23:22 To push me away before I get too close?
01:23:24 >> How close are you ever going to get as long as there are ladies like Doris around?
01:23:27 >> Closer than you think.
01:23:29 Now, it's true, Doris is a beautiful lady.
01:23:32 But the lady I spotted between the lines of your fitness book is the one I really wanted to get to know.
01:23:41 Charlene, you are a bright, attractive lady with a whole lot to give.
01:23:47 So why do you keep hiding behind Doris?
01:23:50 Why are you in such a rush to put yourself down before anybody gets a chance to really know you?
01:23:55 >> Years of practice, I guess.
01:23:57 >> Well, that's no excuse.
01:23:59 It's the total package that counts, not just the wrappings.
01:24:04 Trust me.
01:24:06 Bartenders know these things.
01:24:08 >> I wish I could believe that.
01:24:10 >> I do.
01:24:13 And I'll spend the rest of the cruise proving it to you if you just let me.
01:24:17 Deal?
01:24:20 >> Deal.
01:24:22 >> Last chance to shed that extra pound or two in the gym as we head for home.
01:24:34 >> You know, when you think about it, we're going to an awful lot of trouble just to get dinner for two at our favorite restaurant.
01:24:42 >> Not if it's a chedonis, that goose liver pate that spreads like butter on those tiny little imported crackers.
01:24:49 And duck a la ronge you can slice with a fork.
01:24:52 Oh, no.
01:24:54 Pasta primavera, swimming in garlic and basil.
01:24:58 Veal scallopini.
01:25:00 And me with cheesecake this thick.
01:25:03 >> You can daydream all you want, girls, but this little contest is in the doggie bag.
01:25:08 There's a table already at my Uncle Ernie's Dinner on the Hoof truck stop with my name on it.
01:25:14 >> Don't count your calories yet, Emily.
01:25:16 Nine, ten.
01:25:19 >> Hey, Captain.
01:25:29 How you doing?
01:25:31 >> I'm hungry, Ace.
01:25:32 The food, affection, reading material.
01:25:36 Since Vicki and Emily started this weight loss contest, they've been spending all their time running laps and counting calories.
01:25:42 >> I've had nothing to do but read.
01:25:45 It's lonely at the top, Ace.
01:25:47 >> Yeah, well, not for long.
01:25:49 Hi, Emily.
01:25:51 >> Isn't it a wonderful morning, so bright and invigorating, full of possibilities.
01:25:57 >> Well, I'm afraid all my possibilities are stacked up on my desk in triplicate.
01:26:02 >> Pursers work.
01:26:04 Another class?
01:26:06 You sure you're not overdoing it?
01:26:08 >> Oh, no, you know me.
01:26:09 Anything for a free meal with my guy.
01:26:12 Plus, getting down to size nine isn't going to hurt either.
01:26:15 >> I love you just the way you are.
01:26:19 >> Thank you.
01:26:20 You know, working out with the girls makes me understand why some of the passengers are dropping out of our fitness program.
01:26:27 >> Just looking at these attractive kids, Boyd, Dr. Thomas, is very depressing, intimidating.
01:26:34 >> All that youth, energy.
01:26:36 >> Not that these aren't wonderful qualities, just so long as they're kept in their place.
01:26:42 You know, if Dad sees that scandal sheet and realizes that the lady who he thinks is Dr. Thomas is really just some aerobics instructor from a $30 a month gym in Hartford, my cruising days will be over.
01:26:54 >> My days will be over, period.
01:26:56 >> Hi.
01:26:57 Looks like you're getting ship shanked.
01:26:59 >> We were just talking about Dr. Thomas and her classes.
01:27:01 >> Oh, really?
01:27:03 >> She is so trim and athletic.
01:27:07 >> It was all a mistake, Dad.
01:27:10 Sir.
01:27:11 >> Well, I wouldn't exactly call it a mistake.
01:27:13 >> You wouldn't?
01:27:14 >> No, it's just more like a mid-course correction, just something we would do differently the next time.
01:27:20 >> There's another class in session.
01:27:22 >> Let's not go this way.
01:27:24 >> Let's take a look.
01:27:26 >> All right, everybody, let's get warmed up.
01:27:28 Ease up.
01:27:30 That's right.
01:27:36 Now to the side.
01:27:42 This routine must be good for you because it's killing me.
01:27:45 >> Charlene, now that's more like it.
01:27:48 >> It is?
01:27:50 >> You and I were just saying that a more mature, full-figured instructor would be easier for the passengers to relate to.
01:27:56 >> Yes, if only she were qualified to teach.
01:27:59 >> Oh, she's qualified, all right.
01:28:01 She's -- she's just shy.
01:28:05 >> She hides it very well.
01:28:11 >> Now I have the feeling you two have something to do with this.
01:28:21 >> Somehow I think Isaac deserves the credit for this one.
01:28:24 >> And the two of you?
01:28:26 >> It's a long story, sir, a very long story.
01:28:29 >> Well, you can tell us all about it right after we sign her for the next health and fitness course.
01:28:34 >> [ Music ]
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01:29:23 >> Where have you been?
01:29:26 >> I missed you.
01:29:27 >> Elaine.
01:29:32 What are you doing here?
01:29:34 >> We have a lot in common, Adam.
01:29:39 We share a lot of memories.
01:29:42 I'm not sure I'm prepared to give them up again.
01:29:49 >> I'm not a gymnast.
01:29:51 I don't have the body of a 20-year-old.
01:29:54 >> I did, but she left me.
01:29:57 >> I'm no cheerleader.
01:30:00 But what do you say?
01:30:02 For old time's sake?
01:30:06 >> No.
01:30:14 For all the time still to come.
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01:30:42 >> So what are your plans now that the word is out?
01:30:44 >> I'm already working on my new book.
01:30:46 It's time the world got the message that thin may be in, but big can be beautiful, too.
01:30:51 Thank you for getting the message through to me, Isaac.
01:30:53 >> Hey, what did you expect?
01:30:54 >> I'm afraid.
01:30:56 >> Thank you.
01:30:57 >> And thank you.
01:30:58 >> Goodbye, doctor.
01:30:59 Hope you'll see I'll with us again.
01:31:00 >> Yes.
01:31:01 >> So long, Charlie.
01:31:02 >> I hate to go.
01:31:03 >> Then don't.
01:31:04 >> I have to.
01:31:05 My plants are dying.
01:31:07 >> Sea air is great for plants.
01:31:09 You can move them into my cabin.
01:31:10 >> Adam, I'm still getting over the marriage.
01:31:12 >> Grieving over Steve?
01:31:14 >> I'm still getting over our marriage.
01:31:17 Then I have to get over our divorce.
01:31:19 And then maybe I can work on something more.
01:31:23 Fair?
01:31:24 >> I'll miss you.
01:31:25 >> Not for long, we won't.
01:31:27 I figure all this weaving should take two weeks, Charles.
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01:31:34 >> That's going to be a wonderful cruise, no matter how it starts.
01:31:37 >> In fact, it turned out so well that we are coming back in a couple of weeks for our honeymoon cruise.
01:31:42 >> Oh, and the mother of the bride?
01:31:45 >> I think she'll be too busy to notice.
01:31:48 >> Oh, don't take it so hard, Ace.
01:31:51 Carol isn't the only girl for you.
01:31:54 My goodness, there'll be other cruises, other women.
01:32:00 Just try to remember, Ace, life is like falling off a bicycle.
01:32:06 >> Yes, ma'am.
01:32:08 I'll try to remember that.
01:32:14 >> Ah, Captain, I've got the results of the final weigh-in.
01:32:17 >> Oh!
01:32:18 >> And the winner is, well, it looks like Julie, Vicki, and Emily are all still tied.
01:32:26 >> Oh, no.
01:32:27 >> Wait, does that mean three dinners for two at our favorite restaurant?
01:32:31 >> It's a plot to bankrupt me.
01:32:33 >> Well, Captain, don't file Chapter 11 yet.
01:32:35 It's true, the three of you did tie losing five pounds apiece.
01:32:40 Captain Stubing lost seven pounds.
01:32:43 >> It looks like he's our winner.
01:32:45 >> But he didn't diet, he didn't exercise, he didn't do anything.
01:32:49 >> Well, I guess trying to keep up with the three of you burns up more calories than I imagined.
01:32:55 Now, I wonder who I should take to that romantic dinner for two.
01:32:59 >> Captain, you can't--
01:33:00 >> Merrill, can we talk?
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