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00:50 - Raspberry by a mile.
00:52 - By a mile?
00:53 I think I'd go peach. - By like 100 meters.
00:55 - Okay. - I think you gotta go
00:56 original. - I grew up,
00:57 raspberry tea is my favorite beverage of all time.
01:00 - The brisk from the fountain?
01:01 - Mm-hmm, yeah, the brisk.
01:03 - I used to-- - Peach is good too.
01:04 - Oh, that was our number one seller at Foggy Bottom,
01:06 brisk iced tea. - No wonder.
01:08 - Yeah. - No wonder.
01:08 - Fun fact about my old man,
01:10 used to be a bigger guy.
01:12 - Yeah?
01:13 - Bigger than a bigger guy.
01:15 And he made one cut in his life,
01:17 and that was to stop drinking brisk iced teas.
01:20 Lost like 150 pounds.
01:21 - From just, oh, he was guzzling.
01:23 - And I said, he went to Chili's like five days a week
01:26 at work. - Oh, he was a big,
01:27 he was big. - Yeah.
01:28 - Yeah. - And he went from the iced tea
01:32 to unsweetened tea.
01:33 - Now that he's-- - All it took.
01:34 - Not a big man anymore. - Couldn't do that.
01:35 - Does Wii Fit every morning.
01:37 - No kidding. - Yeah.
01:38 - Fit, fit guy. - Oh.
01:39 - Now, now that we can talk about this
01:42 now that he's lost the weight.
01:43 As a child of an enormous dad,
01:45 were you ever like embarrassed to go out?
01:48 - There was one, I'll say this,
01:51 growing up, I never saw my dad without a brisk iced tea,
01:54 a thing of sunflower seeds, and a blow pop.
01:56 And I didn't-- - Whoa.
01:57 - Love it. - A blow pop is tough
01:59 for a fat man. - That's a tough accessory
02:01 for a fat man. - A fat grown man.
02:02 - But you don't realize it as a kid,
02:04 like how some of these things were weird until you grow up.
02:06 But I remember just going to high school basketball games
02:08 and my dad giving me like four bucks
02:10 and going like, go get 16 blow pops.
02:12 (laughing)
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02:24 All right, getting into it, NBA playoffs
02:27 is the number one thing on the docket today.
02:29 I would say over the weekend, all the series kinda shifted.
02:33 So like going into the weekend,
02:35 you thought that the Knicks being up 2-0,
02:38 they were in control.
02:40 Took basically a buzzer beater in game three,
02:42 Pacers came back and then Pacers kicked the shit
02:44 out of the Knicks yesterday, so.
02:45 - Yeah, they pushed their shit in.
02:48 - Pushed their shit in, let me think of something to say.
02:51 You go first. - You want me to go first?
02:52 - Yeah. - Knicks are falling apart.
02:54 Injuries can't stay healthy.
02:56 It sucks, man.
02:57 That's the team I root for because of--
02:59 - I grew up a Knicks fan, yeah. - Shared name.
03:01 - Oh, yeah.
03:02 - Yeah, Brunson got hurt in game two
03:06 and he hasn't been the same since.
03:08 They're banged up and I would say now,
03:11 if you look at it, the Pacers,
03:12 even though two of the next three will be in New York,
03:15 Pacers are favored to win that series.
03:17 - But who, we're rooting for the Knicks?
03:20 - I guess the Pacers are a likable team.
03:22 - Yeah, we're supposed to root for the Pacers.
03:25 - Yeah.
03:26 - We're like Midwestern.
03:27 - I grew up, I'm a Jersey boy.
03:29 I grew up Knicks, Knicks, Knicks,
03:30 and I've never seen them do anything.
03:33 - This would be their first,
03:34 NC's or New York City's first championship in many years.
03:39 - It's been a while, yeah.
03:41 - That's what they're saying, yeah.
03:42 - The Yankees, I'll tell you who I am rooting for,
03:44 the Minnesota Timberwolves.
03:46 - Yeah, you like Ant?
03:48 - I like Ant and I like Cat.
03:50 - Yeah?
03:51 - I have them up on my wall, but yeah, I love Ant.
03:53 I love their defense.
03:55 - They also had a rough weekend though.
03:57 - I don't know what I'm saying.
03:57 - Okay, well that's--
03:58 - They're a good defensive team, I think.
04:00 - They are, but they were.
04:02 They were up 2-0 and their first two wins were in Denver.
04:06 So they're coming home and the thought is like,
04:08 wow, they're gonna knock out the world champions.
04:10 They lost two at home this week.
04:12 - Yeah, that's tough.
04:12 You can't give them any space.
04:15 You can't give, Jokic is still,
04:16 is he still the best player in the NBA?
04:18 - Three MVP awards.
04:19 - I'll tell you, you know what?
04:20 I think you said this last year,
04:21 I am sick of the Jokic not caring.
04:23 - Yep, it's the equivalent of Adam Sandler
04:25 not dressing up for the red carpet.
04:26 - But not even because he can only do that
04:29 because he's the best.
04:31 If he started fading or regressing,
04:34 like he couldn't get away with that act.
04:37 - Yeah, he literally, he won--
04:38 - He would have to care.
04:39 And there's no way he, you know,
04:41 he's the best in basketball.
04:43 - Yeah, well think of somebody who had that persona
04:46 that wasn't as good, Jay Cutler.
04:48 People fucking hated him for not caring.
04:49 - That's what I'm saying.
04:51 Say if he blows the game,
04:52 can he go and be like, "Oh, I don't care."
04:53 - Yeah, he doesn't care about basketball.
04:55 Like that would be his first knock.
04:56 - He does care about basketball.
04:57 - But that would be his first knock against him
04:59 the second he starts to regress.
05:01 - We'll see.
05:02 - They literally showed him winning,
05:03 winning three out of four MVPs is like historic stuff.
05:06 - Yeah.
05:07 - And they showed his reaction.
05:08 He's like, "I don't care."
05:09 - But he's in front of a camera.
05:10 - Right. - Always.
05:11 - I think it is a little bit of an act.
05:12 - And a lot of people internalize,
05:13 like he probably loves being the MVP of the NBA.
05:16 - If he hated basketball,
05:18 he has enough money right now
05:19 to where you don't have to retire.
05:19 - He could retire, yeah.
05:20 - And your family would be wealthy forever.
05:22 - Still like the guy.
05:23 - Yeah.
05:24 - Is there any amount of,
05:25 'cause he didn't win the MVP last year
05:26 they won the world championship.
05:28 He said he liked that season better.
05:30 Is there any amount of MVPs you would win
05:32 where it's like, "Fuck, I don't care about my team anymore."
05:34 Would you rather be the very best player
05:36 or win a championship?
05:37 - That's a really good question
05:39 because I mean, are you about legacy or not?
05:42 I would be pretty selfish.
05:43 I would rather take three MVPs and no championships.
05:47 - Same with me.
05:48 - Yeah.
05:49 - I'll be honest.
05:50 Yeah, I'm gonna get, it's a business.
05:53 - And basketball, I think you can play blame game
05:56 a little bit more with super teams.
05:58 Like are people getting on Luka for like,
06:01 oh, you can't be the best.
06:04 No, okay.
06:05 - He's a little banged up right now too.
06:06 They're up two, one on the Thunder
06:08 and then Celtics are up two, one on the Cavs.
06:10 Anything on either of those series?
06:11 - Luka I know was playing Overwatch right after a win.
06:14 He made it to like some 500 rank.
06:16 I don't quite know what that means.
06:17 He's pretty good at Overwatch.
06:19 - And there was sounds like a hard game to be good at.
06:22 - There was a clip of somebody like,
06:23 oh, you play basketball?
06:24 Like what team?
06:25 - I saw that.
06:26 - Yeah.
06:27 - Mavericks.
06:28 - They're like varsity.
06:30 - Yeah.
06:30 - Yeah.
06:31 - And then they quizzed him what his birthday was
06:33 and they were impressed that he got it right.
06:35 - Nice.
06:36 - Rooting for Minneapolis.
06:39 When's the last time they've had success in the big six?
06:43 - Kevin Garnett was the last time that team
06:44 won a playoff.
06:45 - Four big, four professional teams
06:48 and then college football and college basketball.
06:52 - Yeah, I guess.
06:53 - The big six.
06:54 - Are they the worst,
06:55 like are they the least successful sports town?
06:57 I know they're playing well now
06:59 but like championship wise.
07:00 - Detroit has had better.
07:03 - Detroit's been known for being bad.
07:04 - Good basketball.
07:05 - But the Red Wings were.
07:06 - Wait, have the twins had a good,
07:08 they had a good run in the 90s early?
07:09 - They had Kirby Puckett, right?
07:11 I don't fucking know.
07:12 - Okay, other basketball.
07:15 - '91.
07:16 - Is that the last one?
07:17 - That's their last,
07:18 30 years since the state.
07:20 - Kyle, have you ever seen a Minnesota championship then?
07:22 - '91, no.
07:24 - Wow.
07:25 - Same?
07:26 - None of us.
07:27 - God damn.
07:28 - They're easy, they're a fun town.
07:30 - All right, I'm cheering for them too now.
07:32 Bronnie James.
07:32 - I'm sorry, one more thing,
07:33 I'm not cheering for them 'cause their uniforms suck.
07:36 - Oh.
07:36 - Stripes, go back to the old ones.
07:38 - Cheering for the colors, I like that.
07:40 Bronnie James expected to stay
07:43 in the NBA draft news came out today.
07:45 He is not gonna transfer to another school.
07:48 He is, after averaging four points
07:50 for a below 500 team this year,
07:53 he is going to go to the NBA.
07:55 - You said he's not transferring?
07:58 - He was either gonna work out for the draft
08:00 and then maybe transfer to another college.
08:02 Instead, he is gonna enter the draft
08:04 and he's going to the NBA.
08:06 - Dude, I'm him, I'm transferring
08:07 to a low-level Division I school and being the star.
08:10 That's for public opinion, for confidence.
08:14 I would go to like Old Dominion.
08:16 - I disagree.
08:16 - You think you should just go to the NBA?
08:18 - LeBron has how many years left?
08:20 For Bronnie to go to the NBA, he has to be,
08:23 LeBron still has to be in the NBA.
08:24 - I think they're over-hyping that.
08:25 That's just, that's a fun concept.
08:28 - A team gets one to two years of LeBron
08:30 if they draft Bronnie late second round.
08:32 - Do you think that's, so the question is--
08:34 - I definitely think that.
08:35 - You think Bron, you think senior goes where junior goes?
08:37 - Yes.
08:39 - Then when do you make that pick?
08:41 Like here's our top five this year, the Atlanta Hawks.
08:44 - You can't take Bronnie James in as a lottery pick.
08:48 - What if you're the Detroit Pistons?
08:50 - I mean, LeBron's gonna sell jerseys,
08:52 but I mean, at what chance is the benefit
08:56 of having LeBron for two years post-prime
08:59 better than a gamble with a lottery, with a draft pick?
09:04 - Windhorse was saying today that like,
09:06 that they're trying to separate the idea
09:10 that LeBron and Bronnie are a package deal.
09:13 And you should--
09:14 - They have the same fucking name.
09:15 - And you should draft Bronnie based on merit alone.
09:19 - Wow.
09:19 - Well, then he's going undrafted.
09:20 - Yes.
09:21 - I'm looking out for the kid, his development,
09:23 his mental development.
09:24 He should be the star somewhere.
09:26 - But can he?
09:27 - What would being in the NBA do for him?
09:29 - You're in the NBA.
09:31 - And what is he gonna, what would he do?
09:33 - It's almost like the more footage and the more like,
09:35 what if he goes there and he's not good?
09:37 Does he ruin his chance of going to the NBA?
09:39 Like right now he's going on name and dad.
09:42 - Yeah.
09:43 - He's not going on play.
09:44 - I would go to Pepperdine.
09:46 - Pepperdine.
09:47 - Be the best player on Pepperdine.
09:48 - What do you even need?
09:48 I don't know what--
09:50 - I don't know.
09:51 But yeah, no, people are saying that the Lakers
09:54 have the 17th pick, I believe.
09:55 And I think they're the favorites too.
09:57 - So Bronnie could go in, will go in the first round?
10:00 - That's what people are saying.
10:02 But that's the other thing is that the entire,
10:04 so LeBron's just got this stranglehold on the media
10:07 and no one is saying this is a bad idea.
10:09 Like someone needs to come out and be like,
10:11 hey, people that had heart conditions
10:13 and averaged four points a game,
10:14 generally don't go in the first round of the NBA draft.
10:17 - The NBA draft is such a gamble though.
10:19 I mean, maybe you 10th, you would take,
10:23 you'd get two years of LeBron.
10:24 - But what do people wanna see?
10:26 - And isn't this, is this a shallow draft?
10:28 Like is there a consensus?
10:28 - As shallow as it's been, yeah.
10:29 There's a consensus one and then there's like a consensus
10:32 like everyone else is not.
10:32 - Fuck, have the Hawks take them
10:34 and then a LeBron Atlanta Hawks jersey.
10:36 - So, but Bronny's just gonna be,
10:38 oh, they're in the locker room together.
10:39 They're on the bench together.
10:41 - I think it's about getting people ticket sales.
10:45 Like if your team's been-
10:45 - So is he gonna get in the game?
10:47 - If he's on Bron, I mean, Bron coaches his own team.
10:50 - Right.
10:51 - Or fires the coach if they don't.
10:52 - Then he's gonna play horribly
10:54 and everyone's gonna hate him.
10:56 - You're a LeBron hater.
10:57 - No, no, I'm looking out for Bron.
10:59 - That is-
11:00 - It just seems like premature to just put him in the NBA
11:03 when he's not ready.
11:04 - And then it would be sad once LeBron retires.
11:06 Like is Bronny getting cut immediately?
11:09 I think there would be some sort of backdoor.
11:11 - They should retire together.
11:12 - Yeah.
11:13 - After two years.
11:13 - They should retire their numbers together.
11:15 (laughing)
11:17 - Okay, NHL playoffs.
11:18 I don't have much on this.
11:19 Now, are you guys hockey guys?
11:21 - I've heard there was a lot of OTs.
11:22 - I love the culture.
11:24 I respect the players, but I just don't follow it.
11:27 - Big stories.
11:28 We got Nikki Smokes' Panthers
11:29 are up three to one on the Bruins.
11:31 - Yeah.
11:33 - Okay.
11:34 - Good team up.
11:35 Yeah, Boston seems to be kind of fumbling this, right?
11:38 They were a damn good team all year.
11:39 - They were up last night, two-oh.
11:41 - Yeah.
11:42 - I think the big story for us then as non-hockey people
11:44 is Dave has a huge bet on the Oilers.
11:46 Wouldn't that be good for business
11:48 if Dave finally gets a winning bet?
11:50 - Canada can't win Stanley Cups anymore though.
11:52 How long has it been since Canada has won a Stanley Cup?
11:55 - A long time.
11:56 - I think it's been a very long time.
11:58 - We do have, so we were saying the Knicks
12:00 might finally win for NYC.
12:01 The Rangers had the best record in the league this year
12:05 and they're up three to one.
12:06 - Okay.
12:07 - They could do it, yeah.
12:08 - They definitely could.
12:10 - All right, that's a hockey story.
12:10 - Yeah, I wish I had more.
12:13 - Yeah, well the big news actually though,
12:14 we can get into this.
12:15 Roaring Kitty tweeted.
12:17 Did you guys see that?
12:18 - This is also something I could add nothing of.
12:20 - Really?
12:21 - So I know it's interesting.
12:23 I don't know anything about.
12:24 - I thought you'd be all over this.
12:25 - He's an anonymous.
12:27 - He's a Reddit user.
12:27 - Reddit user who just,
12:29 he's responsible for the game stuff.
12:31 And then the last time he tweeted was 2021.
12:33 - Yep, so he said he was basically the orchestrator
12:36 behind the GameStop surge.
12:37 - Yes.
12:38 - Made a couple bucks,
12:39 like I think they said $30 million off that.
12:43 And then has just sat on the sidelines for three years,
12:45 which if I had $30 million,
12:47 I would also just sit on the sidelines.
12:50 Last night, Out of the Clouds tweeted a picture
12:53 of basically a guy who was sitting back,
12:56 leaning forward to play a game.
12:59 GameStop.
12:59 - People went crazy.
13:00 - I mean, it's up,
13:01 the GameStop stock is up 75% as of now.
13:05 - Just because he did that.
13:07 - That's all.
13:08 - And his identity is not.
13:09 - He's anonymous.
13:10 - Roaring Kitty.
13:11 - That's it?
13:12 - Mm-hmm.
13:13 - And how did he build this?
13:14 - He could be among us.
13:15 - No, we work with fucking morons.
13:18 - Kyle kind of jumped out right away saying
13:20 he had nothing to say about Roaring Kitty.
13:23 - No, financially you're foolish.
13:26 - Me? Oh yeah.
13:27 - Are you foolish financially?
13:28 - Oh yes.
13:29 - What's up with that?
13:30 - I spend like I foresaw my untimely death.
13:35 (laughs)
13:36 - Wow.
13:36 - Yeah.
13:37 - I figured you'd be more frugal than that.
13:39 - Why?
13:40 - I don't know.
13:41 Give off those Midwestern vibes when I see you.
13:42 - No, no, no.
13:43 Well, it's that I'm not like lavish.
13:45 I'm not materialistic.
13:46 I'll spend stupidly.
13:47 - What would you guys do if you had the power
13:49 to just to tweet a meme and,
13:51 like, would you tip off your boys?
13:53 Is that legal?
13:54 - No.
13:54 - I don't get how it-
13:55 - It seems like it can't be.
13:57 - How is it legal for him to tweet a meme and it go up?
13:59 - Because I guess he never explicitly said.
14:02 But yeah, that seems like anybody like Elon,
14:08 when he was tweeting out about like all the Dogecoin,
14:10 he had to have made so much money on that.
14:11 Now it's worth less than half a penny.
14:14 - Is he still in on that?
14:15 - No.
14:16 I think he just quadrupled his money.
14:18 - Interesting.
14:19 - Yeah.
14:19 - Well, going up 75%, there's everyone.
14:21 The problem is there's people that are,
14:23 should not be putting their money in GameStop today
14:26 that are putting their money in GameStop today
14:28 because of a meme.
14:30 Seems rather-
14:31 - Greer.
14:31 - Yeah.
14:32 - Greer.
14:33 - Yeah.
14:34 - Yeah, Greer.
14:35 I don't know.
14:36 He'll die as a homeless man, I believe.
14:37 - Yes.
14:38 - He has the look.
14:39 Do you know Michael Greer?
14:40 He works for you.
14:41 - He came by, yeah.
14:42 - He's the filthy data guy.
14:43 - He has some good tweets from time to time.
14:44 - Oh, very good.
14:45 - I think I liked his tweets.
14:46 - Very good.
14:46 - Best skill, yeah.
14:47 - I don't know.
14:50 But yeah, is there a point where,
14:52 is there a certain amount of money you could make off
14:54 from Ruined Kitty?
14:55 My problem is, when do you get out?
14:57 Like if you're a guy that buys stock based on memes,
15:01 you're in for life, aren't you?
15:02 - There will be something down the road
15:04 where you lose everything.
15:06 - At some point.
15:07 - Yeah.
15:07 - That's what I'm saying.
15:08 - It's like lottery winners.
15:09 Most lottery winners go bankrupt again, right?
15:11 - Someone just won back to back.
15:12 - I saw her.
15:13 - In the lottery?
15:14 - Yeah.
15:15 - What do you mean back to back?
15:16 Million dollar lottery wins.
15:17 - And you see her,
15:18 did you see the picture of her with her first win?
15:21 She had a smirk.
15:21 - Confidence?
15:22 - Yeah.
15:23 - She said, "I got one more in me."
15:24 - Oh my goodness.
15:26 - At what point, I mean-
15:27 - Oh yeah, she's gonna blow all of that.
15:29 - Is that the ultimate, like one lottery win, luck.
15:32 Two lottery wins, skill.
15:34 - Sold your soul.
15:35 - Like you knew exactly, no one wins twice.
15:37 - Two lottery wins you have to watch out
15:39 because you're due for bad shit now.
15:41 I would rather have a bunch of okay shit happen
15:43 and no bad shit than one good thing.
15:45 - Yeah, my favorite story, or I guess not,
15:48 but the lottery winner from West Virginia,
15:51 Powerball, like close to a billion.
15:53 - Big time, yeah.
15:53 - The series of unfortunate events
15:55 that unfolded was cinematic.
15:58 - Still alive?
15:59 - Well, I would say look him up.
16:01 - Okay.
16:02 - He is not alive.
16:03 - His Wikipedia is Shakespearean.
16:05 - Oh my God, the worst things that could happen to a man
16:08 happened one after the other until he died.
16:11 - Lemony Snicket couldn't comprehend.
16:12 - Did he have his day in the sun at all
16:14 or was it all downhill after?
16:15 - He did, I think.
16:17 - I think he was whoring a bit.
16:20 - I think he was purchasing whores.
16:22 - He had man shits.
16:22 - Oh.
16:24 - I don't think you need to purchase whores
16:26 when you're whoring.
16:27 - He was the nature of the whore.
16:28 - He was just riding around.
16:29 He kept a briefcase filled with cash in his car
16:32 just as a flex and he got robbed.
16:35 - Oh.
16:35 - Yeah, and a lot of things happened.
16:38 - Okay.
16:39 - Look it up.
16:40 - I'll check it out tonight.
16:40 - What's his name?
16:41 Forget, Jack?
16:42 - Jack Whitaker.
16:43 - Jack Whitaker.
16:44 - Parentheses lottery winner.
16:45 - Oh, he did pass.
16:46 - At 72 though.
16:48 - From Jumping Branch, West Virginia.
16:49 - That's right.
16:50 - Well, that can't be a town.
16:52 - 2002.
16:53 - That can't be a town.
16:55 - Jumping Branch?
16:55 - Look up.
16:56 - Whoa, whoa, whoa.
16:57 - Nah, he bought it from Hurricane.
16:58 - I bet you the population is 11.
16:59 - Already had 17 million before his win?
17:01 - Shit, didn't know that.
17:03 - Wait, I didn't know that.
17:04 - That shouldn't, you can't win the lottery
17:06 when you're 17 million.
17:06 - Fake ghost town.
17:08 - Yeah, he's from Hurricane.
17:09 - Hurricane.
17:10 - Yeah, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad luck.
17:16 - Yeah, and the lottery winner had bad luck.
17:19 All right, NYC Portal.
17:21 Did you guys see the portal?
17:22 - I have, yes.
17:24 So, it's not a portal.
17:25 - What would you call it?
17:26 - It's a screen.
17:28 This is tech that's existing.
17:29 - This is very old tech.
17:31 - To be clear, it's described as a portal.
17:33 - I think it's fun.
17:34 - No.
17:35 - I like it.
17:36 - This is round FaceTime.
17:37 - Fun after.
17:37 - What?
17:38 - It's a round FaceTime.
17:39 - But no city's ever done that.
17:40 - I think they have.
17:42 I think like a Chinese bank did it with US,
17:44 like probably a decade ago.
17:45 - Yeah, it's not new, it's not a portal,
17:47 it's not technological, but what has happened?
17:51 - So, basically what's going on is it's in Hell's Kitchen
17:53 and it's supposed to connect, this person had this
17:56 grand idea, we're gonna have a live FaceTime essentially
18:00 from New York City to Dublin, Ireland.
18:03 And you are able, it started off like super fun,
18:06 like people would like wave to each other.
18:09 And people would like--
18:09 - Well, they had flamboyant men dancing to start it off.
18:11 - Yeah, they would dance and it would be,
18:14 they'd play rock, paper, scissors.
18:15 It's like, oh, let me play rock--
18:17 - It's cute, yeah.
18:18 - Yeah, very cute.
18:19 Couple updates on the portal.
18:20 We got into some tomfoolery.
18:25 It went to mooning, which I will say--
18:28 - That's funny.
18:29 - Good use of the portal.
18:30 - Mooning, always funny.
18:31 - And did you see the moon?
18:32 - No.
18:33 - It was like, he set it up.
18:35 It wasn't just like he like pulled his pants down.
18:37 He was like talking, talking, talking, boom, ass.
18:39 - Nice.
18:40 - So I like that moon.
18:41 - Which side mooned?
18:42 The Irish probably.
18:42 - Yeah, well, they're saying the problem is
18:45 the Irish didn't do it in Bel Air,
18:49 if you know what I mean by that.
18:50 It's not the nicest part of Dublin.
18:53 So what you're getting now is
18:54 they're kind of fucking with us.
18:56 Someone like put the, like they put their phone up there
18:59 and it was the planes hitting the towers in 9/11.
19:03 - Yeah.
19:04 - That got a little smirk out of KB.
19:05 - That's a gag for sure.
19:07 It's a little prank, yeah.
19:08 - Yeah, like got you guys.
19:10 Couple swastikas have made its way--
19:12 - From which side?
19:13 - I believe they're fucking--
19:14 - Is it guarded?
19:16 Can we go, could it be vandalized?
19:18 - Well, it wasn't guarded,
19:20 but now there've been multiple arrests
19:22 because like people are just assaulting people
19:25 so the other country can see.
19:28 Can you call 911 from another country?
19:29 - They're punching dudes out.
19:31 Yeah, I would love to watch that.
19:32 - 911, what's your emergency?
19:34 I saw a guy across the pond get assaulted.
19:37 - No.
19:38 - No, I don't think so.
19:39 - Oh, that's funny.
19:40 - What if you see it?
19:40 What do you do?
19:41 - You just gotta watch.
19:42 That'll be a cool rom-com to like fall in love.
19:47 - Fall in love, that would be sweet.
19:49 - That's a good next film.
19:50 - But it sounds like Dublin is out New York City
19:53 in New York City.
19:54 They're the ones bullying us.
19:56 - Yeah, I guess the Irish can meme.
19:58 - Yeah, I never thought about that.
20:03 - We gotta get the New York office down to that portal.
20:06 - We gotta have Fleming in front of there.
20:07 - Yeah, start fucking with the Irish.
20:09 What would you guys do if you were in front of the portal?
20:11 - I'd get nervous, I'm not good with it.
20:13 I would, no, no.
20:14 I would cower and compliment them.
20:17 - Yeah.
20:17 - Yeah.
20:18 - Nice shirt today, guys.
20:19 - Yeah, they're failing liver and tiny dicks.
20:22 Is Tate Irish?
20:25 Is that an Irish name?
20:25 - I don't think so.
20:27 Just Ohio's Tate.
20:28 My parents thought that was--
20:29 - You guys have a good run with the woman,
20:32 the little girl singer.
20:33 - My understanding is that my family came over
20:37 on the Mayflower.
20:38 We are the whitest family in America.
20:39 - Oh, Tate?
20:40 Tate sounds British.
20:41 - So did your parents name you Tate
20:44 because of Ohio's Tate?
20:45 - No.
20:46 - I would work for almost every state that has,
20:49 does every state have a state name, state?
20:51 - Pretty much.
20:53 - University?
20:54 - Pretty much.
20:55 - Iowa State?
20:56 - Yeah, yeah, wherever I ended up going, that's what.
20:58 So yeah, we're a very Ohio family.
21:00 Grew up, all of us are from Northeast Ohio,
21:03 Cleveland fans, blah, blah, blah.
21:04 But yeah.
21:05 - You ever use Tim Misny?
21:06 - Tim Misny, the, oh yeah.
21:08 Billboard guy.
21:09 - It's Tim Misny.
21:10 - Oh, he's a bald man that raises his eyebrow
21:13 and has every billboard in the city of Cleveland.
21:15 - The pride of Cleveland.
21:16 No, but I got into a little scrap
21:19 with Florida State fans the other day,
21:20 online, whatever, and changed my name to Florida State.
21:24 - You could do that, you have the ability.
21:26 - Yeah, it's a chameleon of names.
21:29 Speaking of assaulting random people on the streets,
21:32 did you guys see the Steve Buscemi got punched in the face?
21:36 - No.
21:37 - He, oh wow.
21:38 - But this, wait a minute.
21:39 - Rick Moranis.
21:40 - Rick Moranis did.
21:42 They're probably similar breeds of actors.
21:45 - Steve Buscemi, a hero.
21:47 A fireman.
21:48 - Former firefighter, yeah.
21:49 He was walking down the street with his lady.
21:52 And I don't know why this has become,
21:55 like, is it a hobby?
21:58 Is it a, like, someone just walked up
22:01 and knocked and punched him in the face,
22:02 swelling, bloody, had to go to the hospital.
22:05 - Luckily it can't hurt his face.
22:09 - Yeah, maybe they just watched that cross-eyed.
22:12 - Yeah.
22:13 - Tried to knock him straight.
22:14 - What, I mean, was it a homeless guy?
22:15 - No, so the original guy was the homeless.
22:18 - Normal dude?
22:20 - But.
22:20 - Not normal.
22:21 - Yeah, I wouldn't call it normal.
22:23 But there's pictures.
22:25 He doesn't appear to be homeless,
22:27 but I don't know if he was having a bad day.
22:28 - So he was a targeted Steve Buscemi.
22:30 - So what do you do?
22:31 They're calling it a random act.
22:32 Like, they didn't know who he was.
22:34 What's the punishment?
22:35 What's the going rate for punching a random dude
22:37 on the street?
22:39 - He's not a random dude.
22:40 It's a movie star.
22:41 - That's true.
22:42 You're barred from watching Buscemi films.
22:44 No more big fish.
22:45 - That's a given.
22:47 Can't see Boardwalk Empire.
22:48 - No, you're barred.
22:49 Yeah, I think you're barred from Buscemi
22:51 and then like $500.
22:52 - Really?
22:54 I feel like.
22:54 - I feel like punching in New York is just a thing.
22:58 That's the price you pay to live there.
23:00 Greatest city.
23:01 - Yeah.
23:03 - I mean, yeah, what you're thinking, jail time?
23:04 - No, I'm actually, what I'm thinking.
23:06 - Probably.
23:07 - Oh, definitely, it's assault.
23:08 - I'm kind of sick of like the matrix
23:11 of like this is what you do,
23:13 this is how much jail time.
23:14 This isn't a common crime.
23:16 Like walking down the street,
23:17 seeing a guy with their girlfriend
23:19 and punching him in the face.
23:20 I think I could get a little stricter,
23:22 maybe get a little more creative in the court system.
23:24 - That, yeah, that can't be normalized.
23:26 That would be fine with any amount of time in jail.
23:29 That is just so inhuman.
23:31 - He sure is not much of a puncher himself though.
23:33 He should get to pick someone.
23:34 - To punch that guy back?
23:36 - But at any time.
23:37 - Eye for an eye.
23:39 Hammer Robbie.
23:40 - I like that.
23:41 - Yeah.
23:42 All right, you guys got anything else?
23:45 We have after show, obviously Stanko.
23:48 I don't know him, did you guys get to work with him?
23:49 - Oh yeah, he's down for everything.
23:51 Awesome guy.
23:52 - Heartbreaking.
23:53 - In our thoughts.
23:54 He's staying super, super positive, which is great.
23:57 If you haven't, check out his blog, Stanko Stance.
23:59 - It was incredible.
24:00 - Super powerful.
24:02 Yeah, and we're all, he's in our thoughts.
24:04 We're all with him.
24:05 And Big Cat was saying on the yak today
24:07 that we're gonna think of some sort of,
24:08 he's working with Stanko and his fiance.
24:10 - Awesome.
24:11 - For whatever they wanna do, whatever they're coming up.
24:13 - First of all, his blog was like a tearjerker.
24:15 - Yeah.
24:16 - Oh man, powerfully written.
24:18 - For sure.
24:19 - Yeah, he's a great guy.
24:19 - But he's not moping.
24:20 - No.
24:21 - He's just, yeah, but that's who he is.
24:23 - But the way that, when that blog came out,
24:26 the way that like 100% of every person that knows him
24:30 like chimed in and had great things to say about him.
24:33 He seems like a universally beloved person.
24:35 - For sure.
24:36 - So, what else you guys got?
24:38 - Besides a Taylor Swift take.
24:39 - TGA, TGA said he was a hard worker.
24:42 To get that from Tech Guy Andrew.
24:44 - Oh wow.
24:45 - Oh my.
24:45 - Is that the ultimate compliment?
24:46 - My God, he'll never give that to anybody else.
24:48 - Oh yeah.
24:49 - That's awesome.
24:50 - All righty, you guys got anything before we go?
24:52 - Watch your baseball series.
24:56 Your first pitch is--
24:56 - I got fucked yesterday.
24:57 - Yeah?
24:58 - Yeah, I got this umpire.
25:00 We--
25:01 - You put through the first pitch?
25:02 - I'm trying to throw out the first pitch
25:04 at a major league game.
25:06 But to do so, I had to start at T-ball.
25:09 - Yeah, I love--
25:09 - And then move up to coach pitch.
25:10 And then we did kid pitch.
25:12 We went to a high school game on Saturday,
25:14 and I told the umpire, well, Fasoli did.
25:17 I don't like that Fasoli was my mouthpiece.
25:19 - You never want that.
25:20 - Not great.
25:21 But Fasoli was like, "Hey, you have to call it honest.
25:23 "The worst thing that can happen
25:25 "is if you just give him a strike,
25:27 "but everyone knows it's a ball."
25:28 - Oh, this guy wanted the little screen time there.
25:32 - It was right down the middle, and he goes, "Ball high."
25:37 I think they're still playing the game from Saturday,
25:39 'cause that's how fucking tight his zone is.
25:41 - So when are we gonna see this?
25:43 - So it came out last night, but now I have to redo.
25:46 - You have to redo it 'cause you got a ball.
25:48 - Yeah, I threw a ball out.
25:48 So I'm trying to find out where he umpires next.
25:51 - And you're gonna do it to him again?
25:53 - I'm literally gonna throw a fucking dart
25:55 within a centimeter.
25:56 - So you're at high school.
26:00 - I'm at high school.
26:02 We're at a race against, everything's been going well,
26:05 but we're a race against the college season,
26:08 'cause it's ending.
26:09 Also, are you guys baseball guys at all?
26:11 - Not really.
26:11 - People are chirping my ass
26:13 'cause I went high school then travel.
26:15 Did I fuck that up?
26:16 Is it travel then high school?
26:17 - I mean, I'm sure there's travel levels at high school,
26:20 but no, yeah.
26:22 Also, it's more associated with kids.
26:24 It doesn't matter.
26:24 - Doesn't matter.
26:26 - As long as you're doing it.
26:27 What talent level is higher?
26:30 I would have guessed travel.
26:31 - My reasoning was I thought you had to finish
26:34 your high school level for a season to go play travel.
26:38 That's what I thought.
26:40 - But a lot of kids, like little league,
26:42 that travel, Cooperstown.
26:43 - Yeah, I guess if we're talking 13 year olds.
26:45 - It doesn't matter.
26:46 Do both.
26:47 - Thanks, KB.
26:48 - No.
26:49 - Yeah, but tune into that.
26:50 - Thanks, Nick.
26:51 Alrighty, that's the rundown.
26:52 (whooshing)
26:55 (whooshing)