• 6 months ago
The cast of We're Here Season 4 goes down the TikTok rabbit hole to check out some popular trends! Watch as Jaida Essence Hall, Priyanka, Sasha Velour and Latrice Royale try out the bubble makeup cleanser, learn about broccoli freckles, attempt steaming their wigs, and so much more.

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Featured TikTok Creators:
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Transcript
00:00 Mark.
00:01 Mark's my real name.
00:02 How dare you?
00:03 Anyways, hey everybody.
00:04 We're here to do some TikTok trends.
00:06 Let's do it.
00:07 This is the jellyfish haircut trend.
00:14 What is going on here?
00:15 This is short and long.
00:17 OK.
00:18 Oh my god, there's short and long and medium.
00:21 Wait a minute.
00:23 I like the color.
00:23 I love it.
00:24 It's cute.
00:25 Oh no.
00:26 I love it.
00:28 It's so weird and ugly.
00:31 I'm getting a wig made like this tomorrow.
00:33 Oh, that's it.
00:34 Girl, ah, dang.
00:37 I'll do you the honors.
00:39 Thank you.
00:39 I haven't seen her brown hair.
00:41 Let's see.
00:43 This is a solid piece of hair.
00:45 OK.
00:47 Oh, wait.
00:47 But it actually is cute on you, though.
00:49 Does it really?
00:50 Yeah, Sasha will turn it.
00:51 Like, it's a look.
00:53 It's just kind of really cute.
00:54 Wait, I mean--
00:56 Y'all are lying to me.
00:57 I'm going to see this back.
00:57 No, it's really cute actually on you.
00:59 So we approve.
01:00 It's cute.
01:01 It's on her.
01:02 On her.
01:03 This is the broccoli freckles track.
01:05 I'm already out.
01:06 I love broccoli.
01:07 Do you like broccoli?
01:07 I love broccoli, but freckles, I don't get it.
01:09 Wait, real broccoli?
01:10 No.
01:11 Oh my god.
01:13 Stupid.
01:16 Oh, that's not real.
01:18 No.
01:19 OK, no, I like that.
01:21 You would put a vegetable on your face.
01:23 What if it just comes out as a giant blob, man, for you?
01:26 No.
01:28 Can you get like, salmonella for me?
01:29 That's putting a lot of trust in the broccoli.
01:31 Can you get like, salmonella?
01:33 Do you wash and dry the broccoli first?
01:34 But also, some people don't wash or dry their brushes.
01:37 No.
01:37 That part.
01:38 I'm not a freckle girl anyway.
01:40 I'm not about freckles.
01:41 Do you do freckles?
01:41 Yeah, it's nice.
01:42 It makes you look sun-kissed.
01:44 Is that what that makes you look?
01:47 This is the steamer for wig straightening.
01:49 Oh, we got this.
01:51 This is not a hack, bro.
01:53 This is not a hack.
01:53 This is life.
01:54 That's life.
01:54 Can't afford a flat iron.
01:55 Are you joking?
01:56 And then the real hack is when you got straight hair that's
01:58 synthetic, you roll it up on a roller,
01:59 and then you steam it in the bag.
02:01 In the plastic bag, right?
02:02 Is that what you do?
02:03 Yes.
02:04 If you do not have a steamer for your synthetic wigs,
02:06 you're not doing it right.
02:08 That's beautiful.
02:09 That's a drag queen's wig.
02:10 That's a drag queen with a drag queen's wig.
02:12 OK.
02:12 Clearly.
02:13 A pony.
02:14 It is warm already.
02:16 Do we have a brush?
02:17 We need a brush, though.
02:18 We need a comb or a brush.
02:19 And we have this.
02:21 Oh, there we go.
02:21 That'll work.
02:22 Oh, comb.
02:22 Work.
02:23 Yes, let's pass through her.
02:26 It's working, y'all.
02:27 It is working.
02:28 Let's see for the viewers over here.
02:31 Yes.
02:33 Do the underside, too.
02:34 You can buy your little $20 wig and play around with this.
02:36 Practice the textures you want to have.
02:38 And that's how you do drag.
02:40 Yes, we'll get some nice little Rick Tendrils.
02:42 This is the bubble makeup cleanser trend.
02:45 OK.
02:45 Shake, shake, shake.
02:46 Oh my god.
02:48 Oh my god.
02:49 It's like cotton candy.
02:50 It looks like cotton candy.
02:52 It does look like cotton candy.
02:52 OK, this looks fun.
02:53 Listen, I love a makeup influencer more than anything.
02:56 But she is telling you the wrong things, OK?
02:59 As someone who just constantly gets work done
03:01 and is wearing face tapes to pull the skin up,
03:03 do not pull your skin down.
03:05 Oh, OK.
03:06 What is wrong with you?
03:07 But that-- that don't work.
03:10 That's not getting off what I got on my face.
03:13 Baby, I'm not-- those little bubbles ain't going to get off.
03:16 I know what you could do as your first TikTok trend.
03:18 Tell me.
03:18 The old drag queen trick of using dish soap to take off your--
03:21 I've done that.
03:22 Excuse me.
03:22 It works great.
03:23 Dawn is the shit.
03:25 Like, I live by it, and I still do it to this day.
03:28 If it can save the ducks, it can save us.
03:30 100%.
03:31 I mean, y'all look at this.
03:32 This is 52.
03:33 Y'all see it.
03:33 52?
03:34 Dawn, honey.
03:35 Dawn dish detergent.
03:36 Wow.
03:37 Next up, this is the sunscreen contouring.
03:40 I have done this.
03:41 I always do this.
03:42 I always do this.
03:43 And then go on to the sun.
03:45 You put sunscreen on the parts you want to stay bright,
03:48 and then you tan the rest.
03:49 That's some bullshit.
03:50 I don't think you should do that.
03:52 That sounds--
03:52 No, why not?
03:53 --dangerous and cancerous, maybe?
03:55 And it works.
03:56 And it works.
03:57 It's very subtle.
03:58 It's not really a contour that's going to work.
04:00 Because you're really going to put on makeup on top of that,
04:03 right?
04:04 No, it's just to look beautiful with no makeup on.
04:06 Oh, it's for like--
04:08 Wash face.
04:08 Yeah, just a little contour.
04:10 Yeah.
04:10 I can't believe that this is a TikTok trend.
04:12 Why do I get so angry by this one?
04:14 I feel anger.
04:15 Well, it's like the nose contour.
04:17 Your little--
04:17 Yeah, the little highlight strip.
04:18 --right down the middle.
04:19 Wait, what does it look like again at the end?
04:21 Drag.
04:21 Let's just see again.
04:22 We invented contouring.
04:25 OK, what's next?
04:26 The plastic wrap.
04:28 When in doubt, wrap it up.
04:29 No, what did they say?
04:30 Then what if I get one pregnant?
04:31 And she's like, make sure you use a condom.
04:32 That conversation never happened.
04:34 With you.
04:35 With you.
04:35 I'm afraid.
04:37 Uh-uh.
04:38 Oh, no.
04:39 No.
04:39 [LAUGHTER]
04:42 Why would you do that?
04:42 No, no, no, no, no.
04:43 Now that's just--
04:44 Uh-uh.
04:45 --no.
04:45 This is not real.
04:46 What is the point of this?
04:48 Really?
04:48 This is like one of those TikTok recipes
04:50 where they just put hot dogs and mac and cheese
04:52 and Doritos and everything.
04:53 They want to make you angry.
04:55 They just want to bring--
04:56 they just want to puke and see the chaos.
04:58 This is really bad.
05:00 Oh, and the highlights too?
05:01 No.
05:02 So wasteful of all those--
05:04 OK, for me, it is.
05:05 I don't fucking trust this.
05:06 And what if somebody's going to suffocate?
05:08 OK, we all do know some queens who look like this, though.
05:11 Uh-uh.
05:12 Oh, my god.
05:13 That's not even in the right place.
05:15 Oh, my god.
05:16 It's horrible.
05:17 Oh, my gosh.
05:18 This is bad.
05:19 The eyeliner's huge.
05:20 It is transferring from the plastic wrap to the face.
05:25 But the fact that you have to apply it to the plastic
05:27 then apply the plastic to your face, that's double work.
05:29 The time it's taking to paint the plastic, I feel like,
05:32 is excessive.
05:33 It's excessive.
05:34 This is a tape technique for full eye makeup.
05:37 OK, oh, I have semen.
05:38 OK.
05:39 Oh, yeah, I have semen.
05:40 You're sliding, OK.
05:40 This is fabulous.
05:41 I mean, you could just use a makeup wipe
05:43 and not have tape on your face.
05:45 Yeah, you don't have to use tape.
05:46 But you get that line that's so good.
05:47 That's true.
05:48 The line is nice.
05:49 Under the makeup, it'll clean it.
05:50 It'll be easier to apply.
05:51 Right.
05:52 Look at that.
05:53 OK, this is--
05:53 But she's so good.
05:54 She is a makeup artist.
05:55 I love her.
05:56 Yeah, she's so good.
05:56 Woo!
05:57 I kind of want her to do my makeup.
05:58 I want her to paint me.
05:59 OK, but she is making it look a little bit easier
06:01 than this actually would be to do.
06:03 I just worry about the tape and the pulling of the skin.
06:06 Don't pull your skin so much.
06:07 Well, I guess it depends on what tape you use.
06:09 The amount of skin I've ripped off with duct tape--
06:12 Oh, my god.
06:14 That's painful.
06:14 That is true.
06:15 Yeah, I don't-- duct tape is--
06:16 girl, MSI.
06:17 Gorilla tape?
06:19 Yeah.
06:19 And the tuck.
06:20 We've all done it.
06:21 Ooh.
06:21 This is the spiral nails trend.
06:24 I love it.
06:25 I didn't know like that before.
06:26 It looks like a pig penis.
06:27 Do you know their penises are corkscrew?
06:29 Yes.
06:30 I thought their tails were corkscrew.
06:31 Their penises too.
06:32 Heidi just shared that information.
06:33 I don't know.
06:34 Lock me.
06:35 No, no, no.
06:38 What are you going with the nails, though?
06:40 It would be so fierce if you could open a bottle with that.
06:42 Ooh.
06:43 Like open a bottle of wine.
06:44 A bottle of wine.
06:45 Yeah.
06:47 Take it out, enjoy it.
06:48 Yeah.
06:48 Put it back in your--
06:49 Mm-hmm.
06:50 Girl, that's getting hot.
06:51 Ooh.
06:52 Ooh.
06:52 It's going to all screw you.
06:55 Not impressed.
06:55 No.
06:56 I'm not impressed.
06:57 That didn't gag me.
06:58 Next up, we've got this is the yogurt face mask trend.
07:02 I've heard of this.
07:03 I heard about dairy on your skin.
07:05 I feel like sometimes I just think TikTok is like,
07:07 how many ways can we waste things?
07:09 Yeah, that part.
07:11 How about you?
07:11 Do you like putting stuff on your face?
07:13 Wow.
07:14 What other food products would I--
07:17 I think granola would make a good exposure.
07:19 I feel like it would if you--
07:20 Yeah, it comes out really good.
07:22 And I was going to say honey on this one.
07:23 Honey is good.
07:24 That's probably good for you.
07:25 Honey, granola, mask.
07:25 I think blueberries are good for your skin.
07:28 Blueberries and coffee.
07:29 That's like breakfast food.
07:31 Just put your breakfast smoothie directly on your face.
07:33 Yeah, that's why.
07:34 OK.
07:35 So yeah, this is the skincare fridge trend.
07:38 Now what?
07:39 So put your face in the fridge.
07:41 Products I store in my skincare fridge.
07:43 Yeah.
07:44 I have one.
07:44 A skincare fridge?
07:45 Yes.
07:46 Oh, you can just carry it in the fridge.
07:47 Ooh, that sounds good.
07:49 Does it need to be in its own special fridge?
07:51 Or you could just put it in a normal fridge?
07:53 I mean, you could.
07:54 But this is great because you can sit on your vanity,
07:57 on your makeup table.
07:58 Would you not put little bottles of vodka in there?
08:00 [LAUGHTER]
08:01 Now you're talking.
08:02 In case you're a little kid and you're like,
08:04 I'm taking a--
08:05 When you're a traveling diva of the world,
08:07 you can't be carrying a fridge with you.
08:09 No.
08:09 It's so small, you can put that in your--
08:11 It has a handle.
08:13 OK, let's see.
08:14 OK, here we go.
08:15 What's inside there?
08:16 Ooh!
08:17 Oh, this is battery-powered.
08:18 We all put a stay in the front.
08:19 This looks like a giant polypropylene.
08:21 It's going to be syringes of ozempic.
08:22 Oh.
08:24 Fierce.
08:24 OK, what's in here?
08:25 I'm guessing.
08:26 What's inside?
08:27 Oh, there's more.
08:27 What is this?
08:28 Oh, that's nice.
08:29 How would it feel to give yourself
08:30 permission to let go?
08:32 Oh.
08:33 Goddamn.
08:34 Go into the light.
08:35 Girl, they told me--
08:36 was that sending a message to you?
08:39 It's your time, diva.
08:41 Who here hates Priyanka?
08:42 What's going on?
08:43 Thank you so much, Allure.
08:45 Thank you for having us.
08:46 Thanks for hanging with us.
08:47 I love you.
08:48 TikTok for trends.
08:49 Even if they're good or bad, we have something
08:51 to keep our asses entertained.
08:52 Fat boy.
08:54 That's true.
08:54 OK, let's honestly steal this shit
09:01 because Dragon's expensive.
09:02 So I'm going to shut it.
09:03 Also, where's this burger?

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