فون پر لڑکی بن کر لڑکوں کو لوٹنے والا رکشہ ڈرائیور
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00:00What are you doing? Why are you hitting girls?
00:06He has eaten my 10,000.
00:0710,000?
00:08He was talking to me.
00:10Is he a girl or a boy?
00:11He is a boy.
00:14Hey, hey, hey, wait.
00:16Wait, wait.
00:17Hit him, hit him.
00:18Leave him once.
00:19Leave him.
00:20Go back.
00:21He will run away.
00:22I am not standing.
00:23Stand up.
00:24What did you do to him?
00:25He was talking to me like a girl.
00:26Like a girl?
00:27No.
00:28He has eaten my 10,000 in a week.
00:30I called him to meet him.
00:31But he didn't come.
00:32Then?
00:33Now he has come.
00:36He didn't even eat my finger burger.
00:38Finger burger?
00:39He even drank the stink.
00:40He used to eat it in the car.
00:42In the car?
00:43He used to eat the double egg burger.
00:45Double egg burger?
00:47He has eaten yours too?
00:48Yes, ma'am.
00:49How much?
00:50He has eaten my 10,000.
00:51He has eaten your 10,000?
00:52Yes.
00:53Then what?
00:54He was talking to me like a girl.
00:55He was talking to you like a girl?
00:57Then?
00:58How did you rob him?
01:01I robbed him on the phone.
01:05Now we will rob him.
01:08We will rob him.
01:09The way he talks,
01:11he has 5 sim cards.
01:13You can check his mobile.
01:15Yes.
01:16He has 5 sim cards.
01:17He has 5 sim cards.
01:19Sometimes he calls one,
01:20sometimes the other.
01:22He has 5 sim cards.
01:27What is your name?
01:28My name is Meerab.
01:32Meerab.
01:33Your name is Meerab?
01:34Yes, my name is Meerab.
01:36My name is Lisa.
01:37Meerab.
01:38My name is Kajal.
01:39Yes, I know.
01:41Gulbana.
01:42Gulbana?
01:44My name is Sapna.
01:45Sapna?
01:48It was very difficult to get rid of you.
01:49Tell me, what do you do?
01:51I am a rickshaw driver.
01:53I drive a rickshaw.
01:54You drive a rickshaw?
01:55Yes, I drive a rickshaw.
01:56You drive a rickshaw?
01:57Yes, I drive a rickshaw.
01:58Do you drive a rickshaw like a man or a woman?
02:03I drive a rickshaw like a man.
02:05Later,
02:09in the morning,
02:11and in the night.
02:15Tell me, where do you meet people?
02:17I drive a rickshaw.
02:19So,
02:21the passengers sit,
02:23take my number,
02:25and then I see who is the best among them.
02:31Then I get to know who is the best among them.
02:33Then you take their number?
02:35Yes, I take their number.
02:36Then I am free from my work.
02:38Then at night, I sit and talk to them.
02:41They ask me where I am talking from.
02:44So, I tell them,
02:46that when you went in a rickshaw,
02:51that rickshaw driver was my acquaintance.
02:54So, I took his number.
02:56Then,
02:57you make up a story?
02:58Yes, I make up a story.
02:59How do you talk to boys?
03:04Hello, how are you?
03:07Do you recognize me?
03:09How will you recognize me?
03:13I have never met you before.
03:15So, I took your number from a rickshaw driver.
03:19Tell me, what is your target audience?
03:22What is your target audience?
03:24The society we live in now,
03:26is like Turkey.
03:28The society we live in now,
03:30is like Turkey.
03:32They are old like me.
03:37They only want to hear a girl's voice.
03:40How many hours can you talk in a girl's voice?
03:43One hour is very difficult.
03:46Then they start talking bad things.
03:49How do you get money?
03:52Just cash, easy money.
03:55How much money do you have?
03:58I have made three rickshaws.
04:03You have made three rickshaws?
04:04I have made three rickshaws.
04:05You have made three rickshaws?
04:06Yes.
04:07You have made three rickshaws like this?
04:09I have made three rickshaws like this.
04:11You can't find a girl,
04:14but you can find one.
04:17He will buy you a car.
04:20Do you earn more by driving a rickshaw,
04:22or by being a girl?
04:24By being a girl.
04:27If you want to talk to a boy,
04:29how do you do it?
04:32Hello, Usman, I love you.
04:35Usman, I can't live without you.
04:38Please, don't trouble me so much.
04:40Pick up my call immediately.
04:42And give me Rs.1000,
04:44please.
04:48How many people will you rob?
04:50I don't count.
04:53Which age group do you get trapped in?
04:55Babas.
04:59Babas, how long do you talk to them?
05:02Babas, two to two and a half hours.
05:05When it's 12 o'clock,
05:07it's time for me to sleep.
05:10Then I will say,
05:11please, my mother is here.
05:15My father is here.
05:16Please, spare my life.
05:19But those Babas are such,
05:20that they don't spare you.
05:22They even take your phone.
05:26Do you demand for a video call?
05:28Yes, I do.
05:29Then I make an excuse to them,
05:31that my birds and animals have opened.
05:33I am going to lock them up.
05:35Your animals and birds have opened?
05:37Yes.
05:38How do they open?
05:40They have to open.
05:42How do they open?
05:57I mean,
05:58even these Babas open themselves.
06:00Yes, I do.
06:02Then the goats.
06:04Goats.
06:05Goats.
06:06Goats.
06:07Goats.
06:08Goats.
06:11Which person did you have the most fun with?
06:17Usman.
06:18I love you, Usman.
06:21What did Usman say?
06:23Usman, look,
06:24I am caught today.
06:26You also see.
06:28You were crazy about me.
06:31Today, I am the one.
06:32I am the one.
06:33The one who looted Meerab.
06:35What is the punishment for girls?
06:42What is the punishment for people who talk nonsense on the phone?
06:45For them also.
06:48Today, look at all of them.
06:50Don't ask me who Meerab was.
06:53This is Meerab.
06:55You,
06:57girls also.
06:58The ones who don't spare girls on the phone.
07:01Not every girl is beautiful.
07:04There are some who are beautiful,
07:05but they don't come in front of you.
07:09What is your name?
07:10My name is Sona Bhatti.
07:12Sona Bhatti?
07:13Sona Bhatti.
07:14Who gave you this name?
07:16My parents gave me this name.
07:21Now, it is for them also.
07:23Why didn't you go by your name, Sona?
07:26They are small, Sona.
07:27Sona.
07:57I love you, Suman.
07:59Now, look at me.
08:00Dial my number after thinking.
08:03Okay, Allah Hafiz.
08:04Bye.