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00:00 So the KFC Roan Beef is a little hard to explain.
00:03 Malibu's most wanted here is more of a Bucks fan than a Sixers fan at this point,
00:06 and he's practically Pat Beverly's butler.
00:08 New York, if you see this man, heckle him.
00:10 Tell him he has a pointy nose.
00:11 Tell him he looks like that girl from a league of their own.
00:13 I hate that I had to do it.
00:15 I hate. I hate that I had to do it.
00:20 You don't poke the bear.
00:21 I think he knew that. He knew a diss track was gonna come.
00:24 I mean, yeah, like, I took a shot at him, but I did not expect this.
00:28 And now I'm in a real pickle.
00:30 Should've left it on, bro.
00:33 That's mine too.
00:38 I left out everything.
00:41 So the KFC Roan Beef is a little hard to explain.
00:49 Kind of feels like it came out of nowhere,
00:51 but basically we got the Knicks and the 76ers going at it in the playoffs right now.
00:55 Knicks had a big win over the 76ers on Monday.
00:58 Ben Stiller, a big Knicks fan on Twitter, was tweeting about the Knicks victory.
01:02 Roan replied to Ben Stiller, and what he just said was just lashing out.
01:06 He's like, "I'm a 76ers fan. They were losing. I got mad."
01:09 He was like, "Ben Stiller, your movies suck.
01:11 You play the same character every time. The pun 'meet the fuckers' is really not that creative.
01:15 It just sounds like 'fuckers.'"
01:17 So he's going at Ben Stiller hard for being a Knicks fan. Roan's upset.
01:20 KFC, a big Knicks fan, he sees that and he's like,
01:23 "No, no, no, Roan. You're just going at Ben Stiller because you're mad about your 76ers."
01:28 So he gets Ben Stiller in the New York Knicks back.
01:30 He makes a One Minute Man video where he goes at Roan.
01:33 We got big news coming out of Philly where this washed-up battle rapper named Adam,
01:37 some of you know him as Pat Beverly's co-host or the third guy on Son of a Boy Dad.
01:42 Malibu's most wanted here is more of a Bucs fan than a Sixers fan at this point,
01:46 and he's practically Pat Beverly's butler.
01:48 New York, if you see this man, heckle him.
01:49 Tell him he has a pointy nose.
01:51 Tell him he looks like that girl from a league of their own.
01:53 And remind him that nobody's Ben Stiller than Joel Embiid in the fourth quarter.
01:57 It's a rap for Adam and the process.
01:59 Roan replies to that and just says, "Wow, okay."
02:03 Parodying Ben Stiller's reply to him from a couple days earlier.
02:07 So it seems like, "Oh, maybe this is going to die down."
02:09 Everybody goes to bed on Monday night, my birthday.
02:11 They think, "Oh, what a good day for Tommy's birthday."
02:13 And then at 1.38 a.m., Roan drops a diss track.
02:16 I hate that I had to do it.
02:18 I hate.
02:21 I hate that I had to do it.
02:23 Barstap Battle Rapper, reporting for duty.
02:32 What's up, chicken heads? I got some feathers to be plucking.
02:35 A three-piece here for KFC and soon they'll kick the bucket.
02:38 No Palace in Chicago and no crib up in Nantucket.
02:41 So I don't see why KFC is doing all this clucking.
02:43 You got lat, but you still think you're Mario Andretti.
02:46 You won't win the race just 'cause your pace is slow and steady.
02:49 I'm not a battle rapper and this isn't my spaghetti.
02:51 Free falling on the charts, now I'm really sounding petty.
02:54 Stuck your neck out when you wish that you had been still.
02:57 Doughy-ass body boy, you look like you got bread-pilled.
03:00 Always number two, so I had to leave him lead-filled.
03:02 Cut him out so bad it might remind him of that pen deal.
03:05 Shit on Lena Dunham, now you're looking like some fresh milk.
03:08 You don't exercise, but your career is on that treadmill.
03:10 Don't get shit confused, yeah, don't get it misconstrued.
03:13 Frank the Tank is now bigger and skinnier than you.
03:15 Yeah, Nate's more likable, Dave's more bright than you.
03:18 All your guests moved to PMT, is that surprising you?
03:21 Check their bank accounts like you could compare.
03:23 I don't know what's more deluded, Kevin.
03:25 You or your shares, your career's trajectories a boomerang makes.
03:29 Quit the combine, couldn't make it through the rat race.
03:31 Yeah, dude's in last place with his stupid-ass face.
03:34 Think you should be on radio with your boomer-ass takes.
03:37 The GM of comedy is actually a clown.
03:39 Just like GM, he almost got the factory shut down.
03:42 Nothing corny as some blogger training words in the booth.
03:44 But even KFC knows that part has a kernel of truth.
03:47 But have another meltdown and tell us you were kidding.
03:50 Rewrite the history to spin it how we're winning.
03:52 Go get caught up in the hype, screaming all up in the mic.
03:55 Your show's a hockey game, bro, they only watch it for the fights.
03:58 Left out the divorce, that's not the ammo that I needed.
04:01 'Cause in reality, it's all the fans that's getting cheated.
04:03 You step to the throne, try messing with throne.
04:06 Man, fuck KFC, he should've left it alone.
04:09 He should've left it alone, bro.
04:12 Ay!
04:17 Woo!
04:21 Boy, oh boy!
04:26 He should've left it alone!
04:28 You come for the fucking king, you best not miss!
04:33 Oh, shit!
04:37 That's why I took.
04:38 Yeah.
04:39 I left out everything.
04:41 The thing is, I know I'm a loser.
04:47 I know I'm a loser.
04:49 But I'll stop at nothing to take all you down with me.
04:53 How's on Rowan's Distraction?
04:55 On Rowan's Distraction? I have not heard yet.
04:57 Oh, you haven't heard yet either? Holy shit, we got a response to KFC.
05:00 Oh, yeah.
05:01 Oh, not immediately. Holy shit.
05:03 I mean, no.
05:05 There's nothing worse than just getting emasculated, especially in a diss track.
05:09 A diss track is just the worst way to get fucking torn apart.
05:12 It was good, though.
05:13 Bars, it was great.
05:15 It was Fireflame's bars.
05:17 I kind of had a five-month run as the self-anointed best rapper at Barstool.
05:24 I think Rowan may have taken that back from me.
05:27 So, whatever.
05:29 It's kind of hard to listen to.
05:31 Honestly, that was a little too real.
05:34 I mean, it was awesome.
05:36 He's not a washed-up battle rapper anymore.
05:38 Should've only came at him.
05:40 Should've left him alone.
05:42 I think Kevin would agree, and I don't know if you've asked him about it yet.
05:45 You don't poke the bear.
05:47 I think he knew that.
05:48 He knew a diss track was going to come if you kept tweeting at him.
05:51 It's almost like Kevin did us a service by getting a Rowan diss track.
05:55 But, yeah, it was vicious.
05:57 I would never--whenever I see Rowan, I'm as nice as I can be to him.
06:00 Because I know he can just rip you to shreds.
06:03 We loved it. Battle rap is good. Good for business.
06:06 Awesome.
06:08 I just--I mean, he's a lyrical genius. We knew that.
06:12 I'm interested to see how Kevin responds.
06:14 I'm just watching the show. I don't really even have a side, to be completely honest.
06:18 I've already outrapped Kevin.
06:20 I'm 1-0 against him.
06:22 So now--
06:24 Yeah, I have one of the best battle raps of all time.
06:27 Ebony, did you see Rowan's diss track of KFC?
06:30 Yeah, he flamed the fuck out of him.
06:32 [laughter]
06:34 That old [bleep] service.
06:36 Rowan's diss track. Wow.
06:38 I've known Rowan has been an absolute lunatic since he tried to put needles in my seat.
06:43 He put needles in my--pins in my seat as an April Fool's joke.
06:47 If I would've sat on it, it would've, like, went through my dick.
06:49 Like, it would've been the craziest thing of all time.
06:51 It would've went up my asshole.
06:53 Ever since I heard that, ever since I knew that, I don't mess with Rowan.
06:57 He's like--KFC knew what was coming.
07:00 You don't poke the bear.
07:02 You need to chill. You'll kill that man.
07:04 I can't believe he talk shit about, "What's up with him? That's dry."
07:07 Like, "What's up with that?" And I showed him nothing but love when I first met him.
07:10 He talking about I'm overpaid.
07:12 What the fuck is hottest pie in Barstoo? Is he silly?
07:15 Is he fucking silly? Like, seriously.
07:17 We supposed to be on the same team and, like, say some shit like that?
07:20 Like, he don't got a follow? I'm like, "What type of shit is that? Why you want to create drama?"
07:24 And he gonna say that about me? Like, "What type of shit is that?"
07:27 That shit's corny as hell.
07:28 He said I was your butler.
07:29 That's weird and corny as hell.
07:33 I'm not your butler.
07:34 Like, come on, bro. We got real shit popping over here.
07:37 Goes to show, "Don't make any moves with Rowan."
07:39 Man, it's a terrifying, terrifying guy.
07:42 The last thing I want to do is wake up at 2, 3, 4 a.m. with a diss track about you.
07:46 No thanks.
07:47 Rat Race got a shout-out.
07:49 The show, dropping today.
07:50 Did. Rat Race did get a shout-out.
07:52 Thank you, bro.
07:53 Yeah, you're crazy to bring up Rowan in any type of fashion going at him.
07:57 You're just asking to get murdered.
08:00 And there was a murder.
08:01 I think one of the best lines was, I think he called it like a hockey.
08:05 What did he call it? Like a hot one?
08:06 Yeah, yeah. He's like, you're like, yeah.
08:08 So it was both fights, but the play on words and fights.
08:09 Yeah, he's the best and he's still got it.
08:12 There's getting called fat and then there's getting called fat through rhymes.
08:15 And getting called fat through rhymes is just ten times worse.
08:18 I feel like right now it's not like a real beef.
08:21 But, I mean, then like if KFC responds to the diss track of his own, which he has the history of,
08:28 then I don't know, like you want to get into a battle rap with a battle rapper?
08:32 I don't know. So maybe KFC goes with a podcast response or a blog response.
08:36 Right now I feel like it's just guys throwing jabs.
08:39 So I don't think it's real yet.
08:42 I don't know.
08:44 I saw it on Instagram and instantly scrolled past it.
08:48 So I didn't have to watch. And that's what I've done on Twitter too.
08:52 So you just ignored it? Did you listen to Rowan's diss track?
08:55 No, I didn't listen to Rowan's diss track.
08:57 No?
08:58 No.
08:59 Would you watch your friend fight a grizzly bear?
09:01 No.
09:02 I'd battle with it.
09:04 I'd watch.
09:06 Like, did you expect this?
09:10 No!
09:11 No?
09:12 No.
09:13 I was like, "Dale, have you listened?" And I was like, "No."
09:17 And they were like, "Why?" And I was like, "Would you watch your friend fight a grizzly bear?"
09:20 [Laughter]
09:22 But I saw yours too.
09:24 I guess if that--
09:26 It's like if you walked to a basketball court and Michael Jordan was playing,
09:28 and you're like, "Hey, dude, you suck." And he'd be like, "Well, let's fucking go."
09:31 I mean, yeah, I took a shot at him, but I did not expect this.
09:35 And now I'm in a real pickle.
09:38 I did text Kevin and I told him that he has to change the arena.
09:42 Like, you can't go back with a battle rap.
09:45 I suggested opera.
09:47 He said no.
09:49 I think--I said a dance number.
09:52 If you just do a dance number with no words, no music, just like--
09:56 No one will know who won or lost. They'll be so confused.
09:59 Probably a little disgusted that--
10:02 [Laughter]
10:05 You gotta change the narrative a little bit.
10:07 My immediate reaction was like, "Let's go."
10:10 I'm like, "Mick, he doesn't want to fucking fight you. He wants to kill you."
10:14 Well, that's the other thing. So I texted him being like,
10:17 "If I respond, is this thing gonna really go south?"
10:19 And I expected him to be like, "No, have fun with it. Let's do our thing."
10:22 And he was like, "I'll empty the tank."
10:24 [Laughter]
10:26 Well, Pink Whitney, go to your local bar, get a nice shot of Pink Whitney,
10:32 mix it with something else.
10:34 There's even--for your pre-games, get the 1.75 liter bottle of Pink Whitney.
10:38 You bring this to your party, you're gonna be the coolest guy,
10:41 the coolest girl at your party.
10:43 Get your shots, get anything with Pink Whitney.
10:46 It's the best in the game. Go buy it.
10:48 We have Meek Phil, who lives at home with his mother.
10:52 And then you got Smitty, who's a father of two, three, whatever it is,
10:56 trying to just get through the day.
10:59 And you've got Phil just pounding on them all day about the Knicks and the Sixers.
11:05 And it all starts on Pick Central where they just fight.
11:08 I'm not even gonna ask on Pick Central.
11:10 [Laughter]
11:13 Is our mic set?
11:15 I can't hear anything.
11:16 I can hear it.
11:17 Did Smitty break something by just being a loser?
11:20 I admit that!
11:21 Your MVP's a loser!
11:23 He's not a loser!
11:24 He was a plus one over 44 minutes!
11:27 He can't score in the fourth quarter!
11:29 He's a character you can't recreate.
11:32 He's a gremlin under a bridge that can really get under your skin.
11:36 If we can't have--like if I'm not allowed to answer with facts,
11:39 and Meek just yells--
11:40 I'll give you facts!
11:41 You sound like me last week!
11:43 He played the entire second half and got outplayed!
11:46 He couldn't grab a rebound! He's 7-1, 360!
11:49 What does he do?
11:50 I can't compete with somebody who just yells louder and thinks he's right.
11:54 Yeah, I am right! You're the one down 3-1!
11:57 I think Phil can break him.
11:59 He has broken him.
12:00 Like I've seen him lose his mind.
12:02 Sometimes when you see Phil say something to you that's so demeaning towards you,
12:07 you're like, "How is this guy saying this to me?"
12:10 And I've been there before, but I think Smitty will break him.
12:14 Why are you just looking at the fucking ball?
12:17 Why? Shut up, Meek!
12:19 Shut up!
12:20 Joe Lombik could have gotten more than one rebound!
12:22 He can't fucking move!
12:25 He's got legs! He played 30 yards!
12:28 It's an effective minute!
12:30 You're yelling at--
12:31 The guy's been a loser his entire fucking career!
12:33 You've been a loser your entire life, Meek! You like to fucking mix and match!
12:37 Look at you! Look at you!
12:38 It's a milk! It's a milk for Meek!
12:40 It's a milk for Meek! It's a milk for Meek!
12:43 Have him take it in!
12:44 Indianapolis 500 victory lap!
12:46 The rivalry between both of them is one that I didn't see coming,
12:49 but basically the whole Pick Central team hates each other,
12:53 so another one will fall before me.
12:55 And then Meek Phil has been dummying, dummying, and dummying Smitty
13:01 on the streams nonstop.
13:03 I'm confident. Smitty's not here yet.
13:06 Ten minutes, he'll tip off. I'll have him watch me, looking at my wrist.
13:08 But, you know, Smitty could have been here for the start of the game,
13:11 and he's not here yet.
13:13 We feel good. Sixers are at home.
13:15 I'm the only one here. I'm in the Lions' den.
13:18 They're playing in South Philly, so naturally I come a block away from the Garden
13:21 to deal with these knickerbockers.
13:25 Yeah, like I said, I'm in the Lions' den.
13:27 Look at the seasoned and lifelong Knicks fans here.
13:33 You have Packers and Knicks fan Eric Hubs.
13:36 You have Meek Mill, who graciously came from under his bridge today.
13:41 And you have Frank the Tank, who has been a Knicks fan for about six months
13:44 since the Knacks moved to Brooklyn.
13:46 He already injured one of their players this year, so, yeah, I'm excited to be here.
13:50 It's a 1A player right there.
13:52 Knicks had the ball for the last 50 seconds.
13:54 Well, you can rebound the ball.
13:55 That's exactly what I just fucking said to Meek.
13:57 Well, say it again.
13:58 Rebound. Box out. Fundamentals.
14:01 And he boxed out in game two. It's 2-1, Sixers right now.
14:04 Well, it's not.
14:05 Let's go!
14:06 [Cheering]
14:13 I didn't see Jalen limping off, so it very much depends on what's going on there.
14:17 Feeling good, though.
14:18 Somebody left the room. Coward.
14:20 Philadelphian. Typical. Disgusting.
14:23 We want Jalen Brunson to be okay.
14:26 No way we want to beat the best.
14:27 You don't.
14:28 100% I want to beat the best.
14:29 He's taking a piss.
14:31 100%.
14:32 Oh, you want to go jack it off, too?
14:34 [Cheering]
14:38 Jack it off! Jack it off!
14:39 Can't do it, Al Pacino.
14:40 Jack it off, folks.
14:42 Every single person in this game.
14:44 Find me one Knicks fan. Find me one Knicks fan.
14:46 I would hope you have home fans at your home playoff.
14:49 No, but you're making your entire narrative.
14:51 We hate both Joe and Steve.
14:53 We're not going to go to Knicks fans.
14:54 We're going to go to the fucking screen.
14:56 Today's how we're fans. We're scoring baskets.
14:58 All right.
14:59 That guy's on fire. He's in your fucking arena.
15:02 2-2!
15:05 Tell 'em, Meek.
15:08 What a dog.
15:09 This is my house, boy.
15:10 Best player on the fucking card right now.
15:12 And your fat-ass center's out there doing nothing.
15:15 He's in a job to go buy his hair from the club.
15:18 The Philly fans made a bargain off their tickets,
15:20 so good for them.
15:21 Yeah, sure.
15:22 You know what? That's huge.
15:23 Hey, they made a turn of profits.
15:26 Some scalper made $170 on these tickets.
15:29 Congrats.
15:30 They paid profit.
15:32 They gave him the white butt at a loss.
15:34 But then you add, like, Ev in the back.
15:37 Then you got Rico in the back.
15:39 And it's just like these misfits of Knicks fans.
15:43 And then you got Smitty by himself on the stream.
15:46 And Smitty's in hell, 'cause Roan's back and forth in Milwaukee.
15:49 Max is in Chicago.
15:51 It's tough scenes for Smitty right now.
15:53 They took five, like we said on the film.
15:55 Just how we drew it up.
15:57 Just how we drew it up.
15:58 They take one, Philly.
16:00 Oh, they love this matchup.
16:01 Oh, the Sixers, they're so good.
16:03 The hardest seven-seater of all time.
16:06 Smitty, how do I not punch Phil?
16:08 How do I not punch Phil?
16:11 I told you this before game one when he said he was going to be in my ass.
16:16 This is what the Sixers have done to me over the past decade plus.
16:20 It is waves on the beach.
16:22 It is the initial start of the process.
16:25 It's a fire in Sam Hinckley.
16:27 It's Brian Colangelo coming in.
16:29 It's the large collars finding new slant.
16:31 It's Okafor.
16:33 It's getting dicked out of Jason Tatum and trading up to get Markel Foltz.
16:39 It's Ben Simmons.
16:41 It's Brett Brown.
16:43 It's Doc Rivers.
16:44 It's Elton Brand giving Tobias Harris a contract.
16:46 It's losing as a number one seed to Atlanta Hawks who sucked in 2021.
16:51 It's James Harden.
16:53 You think Meek Phil is going to be the one that ends me?
16:55 No, if anything, Tristan Quirk was close.
16:57 Meek Phil, he'll be under his bridge.
17:00 With his bottle of milk.
17:02 Game today came down to one thing.
17:04 Who wanted it more, Meek Phil or Smitty?
17:06 And Meek wanted it more.
17:07 Winners win, losers lose.
17:10 Or you can cut that.
17:11 Winners win, losers lose.
17:14 I played 48 minutes out there.
17:16 We might not cut that.
17:18 [Laughter]
17:20 I played 48 minutes out there.
17:22 I gave Smitty hell, I got in his ass.
17:24 And Meek's fucking on the Knicks bed tonight.
17:26 Do it to him, Meek.
17:28 We just wanted more.
17:29 Honestly, it should have been a sweep if Joel Embiid wasn't Kurt Angle.
17:32 And we just took out Mitchell Robinson.
17:35 This is our end at our place.
17:37 The Sixers are trash, they're soft, we want it more.
17:40 Knicks in five.
17:41 It's game five.
17:42 It's a must win.
17:43 It's at home.
17:44 Like, I tried to spin zone it with the Knicks fans being there.
17:47 That just shoots me right in the dick.
17:50 Surrounded by 20 Jabronis.
17:53 Probably watched--
17:55 Some of them probably watched five Knicks games in the last five years.
18:01 And the Sixers do what they do every year.
18:04 That's what it is.
18:06 Not much more.
18:07 Now it's game five.
18:09 And let me tell you, these Knicks fans were like, "Oh, it's over."
18:12 If the Knicks close out in five, there'll be an absolute just mayhem a block away outside the garden.
18:17 Knicks in five.
18:18 You see this? You see this on my face?
18:20 Yeah, I woke up this morning, my eye swollen shut.
18:24 I went to the doctor and I had a stye or whatever some shit it is.
18:28 You know what a stye is?
18:29 No.
18:30 It's you.
18:31 It's a whitehead, but inside of your eyeball.
18:35 It's a pimple.
18:36 That's what I have right now.
18:38 It's fucking the manifestation of you.
18:41 No, you guys won the first quarter again.
18:43 Like you had all series.
18:45 You're not winning.
18:46 No. We won the harder bet.
18:49 Why are you being an incomparable dickhead then?
18:52 Because it's Smitty.
18:56 Why are you being a dickhead though?
18:58 Because you guys are losing.
18:59 Well, like Michael Jordan said, you do the best shit talking when you're down.
19:07 Just hang up on him.
19:08 Yeah.
19:09 Oh, that's me. Push off.
19:10 Let's go!
19:12 I did it!
19:13 Yes!
19:14 Yes!
19:15 Yes!
19:16 Smitty!
19:17 Come on!
19:19 So yeah, look, it's going great for the Knicks.
19:22 Going great for the Knicks fans.
19:25 Up seven with 30 seconds left.
19:28 And then the Rico Bosco music happens.
19:31 Oh, yes!
19:32 That's good.
19:33 Gutless.
19:34 Oh my God.
19:35 Come on.
19:36 Gutless.
19:37 He's got a lot of free throws.
19:38 You don't want the big moment.
19:39 Gutless.
19:40 Ball team should have like 60, 70% of the ball.
19:43 Do you know basketball at all?
19:44 Yeah, he's gutless.
19:45 He's gutless?
19:46 You don't want the big moment.
19:47 Winners always want the ball.
19:50 Oh.
19:51 A few moments later.
19:53 Oh, no!
19:54 No!
19:55 Oh, no!
19:56 Oh, my God.
19:58 What the fuck was that?
20:00 No!
20:01 No fucking way.
20:02 Hey, you don't want what Rico Bosco said.
20:04 Tyrese Maxey's not a gamer.
20:06 That's what he said.
20:07 He said he's a coward.
20:08 He doesn't want the ball.
20:11 Hey, crunch time.
20:13 Rico Bosco, expert basketball analysis.
20:15 That's what he said about Tyrese Maxey.
20:17 He's clearly behind.
20:21 Are you kidding me?
20:23 He just starts yelling, "Tyrese Maxey, gutless, gutless."
20:27 He knows he's got gutless.
20:29 The man had 38 points at this time.
20:31 He had 38 points when he called him gutless.
20:34 The second after he hit, he calls him gutless.
20:37 And won three.
20:39 Then, a three from half court, basically,
20:43 and then buries him in overtime.
20:46 Oh, my God.
20:47 That wasn't even close.
20:49 That wasn't even close.
20:51 He's gutless.
20:52 He's gutless.
20:53 He doesn't want the ball.
20:55 Tyrese Maxey missed a free throw.
20:56 How can you say that about Josh Hart now?
20:58 Click the rest, Josh.
20:59 He's gutless.
21:00 How has it gone since Rico Bosco called Tyrese Maxey gutless?
21:04 That was --
21:06 And that's all time.
21:08 Jack, can you do a 10-time?
21:09 You're going to turn?
21:11 We're in overtime.
21:12 I'm not turning on you.
21:13 You just said Maxey wasn't a gamer.
21:14 Then he's just scored seven points.
21:17 And he's a chucker.
21:18 He's flinging.
21:21 That shot made no sense.
21:23 No, it doesn't make sense.
21:24 Somebody said he's a gamer.
21:26 He wants it.
21:27 He's not gutless.
21:29 That's what you said.
21:31 He's gutless.
21:32 He rattled off 20 right down your dick.
21:36 I can't believe that's --
21:37 You're on, Rone.
21:38 What happened?
21:39 What happened to me?
21:40 He's going to overtime, Rone.
21:42 What?
21:43 Yeah.
21:44 I told him the dicks were up three.
21:46 Well, Rico Bosco called Tyrese Maxey gutless,
21:48 and he scored seven points in, like, 10 seconds.
21:51 Wait, so what happened to Tyrese Maxey?
21:53 He scored seven points in 10 seconds after Rico called him gutless.
21:58 I mean, let's talk to you.
22:00 I mean, there's nothing to talk about.
22:02 Rico just cost the Knicks possibly the series.
22:07 The Knicks had him.
22:08 They were stepping on the throat, talking shit, doing everything.
22:11 Then Rico calls Tyrese Maxey gutless, and look what happens.
22:16 He has 70 points?
22:18 44.
22:19 Feels like 70.
22:20 Might as well be 70.
22:21 Yeah.
22:24 You have a 50.
22:25 You put up a 50 card here.
22:26 You're calling him gutless.
22:28 [Laughter]
22:33 It's not like he had 10 points before you said that.
22:36 He had, like, 40.
22:38 [Laughter]
22:44 Good effort, Knicks.
22:46 Well done.
22:47 Maybe you can close out on Thursday.
22:48 But if not, if not, we'll see you game seven as well back at the Garden.
22:54 Let's see you get your spirits up.
22:55 You're up three to two.
22:56 You're up three to two, boys.
22:58 Remember, in-beam stinks.
23:00 Tyrese Maxey's a nobody.
23:02 Six to nothing.
23:04 It's like all you have is a moron.
23:08 Shut up.
23:11 [Crosstalk]
23:15 You're electric.
23:16 You bring the electricity.
23:19 That's the type of stuff you put in your back pocket at contract time.
23:25 We'll get the Wawa bread for a week, no deets and wops,
23:27 and then save it up so they can go to the game.
23:29 Fucking losers.
23:31 Bosco, did you mush the Knicks last night?
23:34 Potentially.
23:35 Also, I mean, Josh off the ball out of bounds.
23:37 Josh off missing a free throw.
23:38 Bronson missing a free throw.
23:39 Letting the guy get in his head.
23:40 Fucking Obrey.
23:42 Yeah, potentially.
23:43 Do you think you're most interested in the game or the whole series?
23:46 We'll see.
23:47 But right now it's the whole series.
23:49 Is that good?
23:50 Go into the hallway and then come out.
23:55 All right, yeah, you're good.
23:57 Hey, Trent.
23:58 What's up, Nate Dog?
23:59 Tommy.
24:00 Hey.
24:02 Great to see you.
24:03 Give me a hug.
24:04 You came in just for my birthday?
24:05 Happy birthday.
24:06 Thank you.
24:07 Wow, so good to see you.
24:08 Great to see you.
24:09 Yeah, I figured I'd make an appearance and I'd say happy birthday to you in person.
24:12 Wow.
24:13 Just when I was out on you.
24:14 I know.
24:15 We've had a rocky relationship the last two weeks.
24:17 The last couple of weeks, but no, this is good redemption.
24:20 What number is it?
24:21 How old are you?
24:22 What a weird way to ask how old you're turning.
24:24 28.
24:25 This is why I hate you.
24:26 What number is it?
24:27 I don't think that's that crazy.
24:29 What number is this funny one?
24:30 All right.
24:32 I want to take my hug back, but I won't.
24:34 I won't do it.
24:35 And cut.
24:36 Yeah, insane.
24:37 Good stuff.
24:38 You know, I was thinking of you being like, um...
24:42 Love you, too.
24:43 See you soon.
24:44 Bye.
24:45 Bye.
24:46 A little FaceTime from Spider and Ebo.
24:49 Got everybody that was there to wish me happy birthday besides Frankie.
24:52 Frankie, that tight little ass.
24:54 He always is playing hard to get.
24:56 Now, you know, 28.
24:58 You know, I feel older.
25:00 I feel emotionally mature in a lot of ways.
25:03 Yeah, 27, 28, you know, I'm in my late 20s.
25:07 I'm still so young.
25:08 That's the most important thing to remember.
25:09 I'm still so, so young.
25:11 I'm not old at all.
25:12 I'm even close to being old.
25:13 So I'm still so young.
25:14 I have my whole youth ahead of me.
25:15 I don't need to settle down.
25:16 I don't need to settle down and, you know, everything is good.
25:21 So I don't need to settle down or anything.
25:22 And I can still go out and party a bunch, and that's fine.
25:24 It's fine because I'm only 28.
25:26 Actually, looking back at some of my old birthday tweets,
25:29 in 2019, Meek wished me a happy birthday when he wasn't even working here.
25:33 I've always been a Tommy guy.
25:35 I haven't mentioned any.
25:37 I'm trying to craft the perfect birthday tweet now.
25:39 Oh, that is your thing.
25:41 I mean, who can forget in 2019 this tweet, legendary.
25:45 You should FaceTime Dave.
25:47 He really doesn't like birthdays.
25:49 I said, "I absolutely hate when people send out a tweet
25:51 subtly implying that it's their birthday just so people can wish them a happy birthday."
25:54 You won't catch me doing that today.
25:55 An absolute classic of anger, the perfect tweet.
25:58 Are you playing basketball tonight?
25:59 Yeah, and I'm playing a lot for my birthday.
26:02 I promise you one thing.
26:03 You will definitely play.
26:05 Yeah, we're playing.
26:06 I got nothing to lose.
26:07 Well, we have seeding stillers as well as a defeated record.
26:10 I'd be killing on Tommy's birthday.
26:12 I'm already over it.
26:14 I hope he's not playing.
26:15 That's all we're going to hear about all day.
26:17 I did not hear about Tommy's birthday.
26:19 Tommy is a guy who could be 21, also could be 36.
26:23 So it's a good thing to ask.
26:25 He's still a young man in my eyes, but my eyes are just about gone from drugs and alcohol.
26:31 We met at the birthday tweet.
26:32 "People who celebrate their half birthdays are so weird to me.
26:35 I can't even remember what I did for my last half birthday."
26:38 And then in parentheses, "Exactly six months ago today."
26:41 That's got to end a seven-year-old.
26:43 Exactly six months ago today.
26:44 Is it your birthday?
26:45 Yes.
26:46 What else did you come over here for?
26:49 You weren't bringing him a babe over?
26:50 I was just saying, "What's up, man?"
26:52 How old?
26:54 28.
26:55 I'm old as fuck.
26:57 Still slinging beer tweets.
26:59 Yeah, that's the point.
27:01 How old are you?
27:04 28.
27:05 Okay.
27:06 So you made it.
27:07 You didn't kill yourself.
27:08 I could say I'm never one to ask for attention, but I do think today is worth celebrating.
27:11 It's the five-year anniversary of this tweet.
27:13 Wow, time flies.
27:14 I think we run that back as many years as we can.
27:16 No?
27:17 Yeah.
27:18 But then it's like, do people remember that?
27:20 You know what?
27:21 You run it back until you're 30, and then 30, you change it up.
27:23 So you have two more years.
27:25 Two more years of juice out of this song.
27:27 You know, today's been Taylor Swift day.
27:29 April 29th.
27:31 Why?
27:33 I was going to say, you could get a, you know, she has a line in a song called, "Do You Really Want to Know Where I Was April 29th?"
27:39 Is that the song Cornelia?
27:41 Wait, wait, wait.
27:42 So fuck you.
27:43 Really, really.
27:44 Wait, she's cooking.
27:45 I'm still sitting here watching it, I swear.
27:47 Like, you know the worst.
27:48 So, we're still workshopping.
27:50 Taylor Swift, but I can keep that in my back pocket for another year.
27:54 I absolutely, I think we're going with the, and then will this work on an Instagram story?
27:59 Oh my God, that's all the best.
28:01 I need responses from girls.
28:02 That's really all that, it's all I have.
28:04 Why don't you save Taylor Swift for your Instagram story?
28:06 I could do both, maybe.
28:08 You could do both.
28:09 All right, we're going with the anniversary tweet.
28:11 Sent, sent, sent.
28:12 Everybody relax.
28:13 Go look at it, I got the right of retweet.
28:15 No.
28:16 For my birthday.
28:18 No, we've already done too much for your birthday.
28:20 Vibs, it's Tommy's birthday.
28:22 Yeah, sorry, I, yeah.
28:25 Happy birthday, Tommy.
28:26 Here we go.
28:27 Thank you.
28:28 How old are you now?
28:29 27?
28:30 28 today.
28:31 Great age, great age.
28:32 I'm honestly, I'm honestly amazed.
28:34 That's it?
28:35 What?
28:36 I'm amazed you didn't die at 27.
28:38 All geniuses die at 27.
28:40 So talented, so talented.
28:41 I was very scared.
28:42 Oh, the tweet's up.
28:44 Tweet is up.
28:45 Office manager Brett has liked the tweet.
28:47 I repeat, office manager Brett has liked it.
28:49 We did our best.
28:53 What?
28:59 What's up?
29:00 I think that's it.
29:01 Yeah.
29:02 That's it, yeah.
29:03 Yeah.
29:04 Turn the camera around.
29:05 What?
29:06 Huh?
29:07 Yeah, what?
29:08 That's it.
29:09 No, nothing.
29:10 Why?
29:11 You got anything else going on with you, or?
29:12 No, why?
29:13 You got something going on in your brain right now?
29:15 No.
29:16 Huh.
29:17 Huh.
29:18 All right.
29:19 That's the show.
29:20 That's fine.
29:21 What are you guys talking about?
29:22 Nothing.
29:23 That's just a normal day.
29:24 Just regular.
29:25 Why are you guys talking about what you do?
29:26 It's the average April 29th.
29:27 An average old April 29th.
29:28 You're freaking me out.
29:29 What?
29:30 What?
29:31 It's just April 29th.
29:32 It's just April 29th.
29:33 Fuck, it's the right.
29:34 Any old April 29th.
29:35 Usually you have something to say on April 29th, and you're not doing it.
29:36 Is it your birthday?
29:37 Oh, yeah.
29:38 It is.
29:39 Happy birthday, Smokes.
29:40 Thank you.
29:41 Want me to post a story, say, "Ladies, he's single, it's his birthday, he's 28"?
29:48 Maybe.
29:49 And you survived the 27 Club?
29:50 I know, a little depressing.
29:51 Congrats on that.
29:52 I wasn't talented enough.
29:53 Sorry, Smokes.
29:54 I didn't know immediately.
29:55 How would I expect you to know that?
29:56 All right.
29:57 Well, hey, happy birthday, brother.
29:58 Thank you, brother.
29:59 Here's your birthday present.
30:00 Yeah, thanks.
30:01 So you wanted a pic?
30:02 Yeah, of course.
30:03 Got to make it look good.
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30:48 I'm going to put it on the table.
30:55 Offer's off the table.
31:05 (upbeat music)