Clarksons Farm Season 3 Trailer HD - official trailer.
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00:01Enforcement notice.
00:03Cease use of any part of the land as a restaurant or a cafe.
00:06What? Ridiculous.
00:08All the effort we put in and we're back on square one.
00:13I've made a big decision.
00:15I'm going to make you farm manager.
00:17Really?
00:18Why don't we make it a competition?
00:20Who can make the most money?
00:22Me, out of unfarmed land.
00:26Or you, out of farmed land.
00:28Um, this farm competition.
00:30God knows his ideas.
00:32Simply apply the vacuum cleaner to the blackberry.
00:36I've got a new thing.
00:38Pigs.
00:39Pigs?
00:40It'd be fun to have little piglets running around.
00:42Oh, Christ.
00:43Where's one of the pigs been sick in my pocket?
00:48Get the briskets, darling. Get the briskets.
00:50Which one for?
00:52Mushrooms.
00:53Why?
00:55Oh, my God.
00:57Hello, goats.
00:59If they start escaping...
01:01Ow! F*** me.
01:03I'm going to win this competition.
01:08Can you feel a piglet?
01:10Oh, look.
01:12One of them is as weak as hell.
01:14Oh, no.
01:20Oh, you knew that was going to happen.
01:23Are you all in common with a chainsaw?
01:25If this goes wrong,
01:27the only part of Channington that quite likes you,
01:29you're going to flood.
01:33All the people moving out of London,
01:35we've got Cowell, we've got Beckham,
01:37Natalie Imbruglia, Amanda Holden.
01:39We can sell hay to their horses, trust me.
01:42This is the wheat price. It's falling.
01:46I'm 230 pounds up.
01:48You're minus 78,000 pounds.
01:51What?
01:54Oh, f***!
01:56We've got to get rid of all health and safety equipment off the farm.
01:58It's really injuring people.
02:00Who's that?
02:02It's actually half of Groove Armada.
02:04Who?
02:06Why is he drilling my field?
02:10Holy moly!
02:12Yeah, he can't do that.
02:15Caleb, how are you?
02:17You've got lovely hair.
02:20You can't get up part of the way,
02:22it causes an error with the programme and everything.
02:24Well, I just think, you know, with...
02:26Well, I don't know. Yeah.