Season 3 of Clarksons Farm
Official Trailer of Season 3 of Clarksons Farm
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00:00 [MUSIC]
00:02 Enforcement notice.
00:03 Cease use of any part of the land as a restaurant or a cafe.
00:06 What? Ridiculous.
00:08 All the effort we put in and we're back on square one.
00:10 [MUSIC]
00:13 I've made a big decision, Niko.
00:15 I'm going to make you farm manager.
00:17 Really?
00:18 Why don't we make it a competition?
00:20 Who can make the most money?
00:22 Me, out of unfarmed land.
00:24 [MUSIC]
00:26 Or you, out of farmed land.
00:28 Um, this farm competition.
00:30 God knows his ideas.
00:32 Simply apply the vacuum cleaner to the blackberry.
00:35 I've got a new thing.
00:37 Pigs.
00:38 Pigs?
00:39 We found some little piglets running around.
00:41 Oh, Christ.
00:42 Where's one of the pigs been sick in my pocket?
00:46 [MUSIC]
00:48 Get the biscuits, darling. Get the biscuits.
00:50 Which one for?
00:51 Mushrooms.
00:52 Why?
00:54 [MUSIC]
00:55 Oh, my God.
00:57 Hello, goats.
00:59 If they start escaping, that's it.
01:01 Oh, [BLEEP] me.
01:03 I'm going to win this competition.
01:05 [MUSIC]
01:08 Can you feel a piglet?
01:10 Oh, look.
01:12 One of them is as weak as hell.
01:14 Oh, no.
01:16 [MUSIC]
01:20 Oh, you knew that was going to happen.
01:23 You ought to think of them with a chainsaw.
01:25 If this goes wrong, the only part of Channelington that quite likes you, you're going to flood.
01:31 [MUSIC]
01:33 All the people moving out of London, we've got Cowell, we've got Beckham, Natalie Imbruglia, Amanda Holden.
01:39 We can sell hay to their horses. Trust me.
01:41 Yeah.
01:42 This is the wheat price. It's falling.
01:44 [MUSIC]
01:46 I'm 230 pounds up. You're minus 78,000 pounds.
01:51 What?
01:52 [MUSIC]
01:54 Oh, [BLEEP]
01:56 We've got to get rid of all health and safety equipment off the farm. It's really injuring people.
02:00 Who's that?
02:01 It's actually half of Groove Armada.
02:04 Who?
02:05 Why is he drilling my field?
02:07 [MUSIC]
02:10 Holy moly.
02:12 Yeah, you can't do that.
02:14 [MUSIC]
02:15 Caleb, how are you?
02:16 You've got lovely hair.
02:18 [MUSIC]
02:20 You can't get up part of the way, cause the narrows with the program and everything.
02:24 Well, I just think, you know, with, well, I don't know. Yeah.
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