When their straight-laced sister loses her job and returns home, Maria and Christel's sex lives grinds to a halt. They conspire, with the aid of a "potency pill," to change her views about sex. But little goes as planned.
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00:00:00Send this telegram.
00:00:24Dear father, been fired again and haven't found another job for lack of references.
00:00:28Stop.
00:00:29Coming home, arriving on the 8.30 train, stop, lots of love and kisses, your eldest daughter
00:00:33Elizabeth.
00:00:34That'll be 5.50, miss.
00:00:36I don't envy your father's position.
00:00:38If it happens you've got sisters as lovely as you, the man must have trouble.
00:00:41You fool.
00:00:50My dear friends, the weekly meeting of the Citizens Committee Against Immorality and Pornography
00:00:54is open.
00:00:55Thank you for attending in such great numbers to discuss this very serious problem.
00:01:00Indeed, we have all agreed this situation has to stop because sex is ruining the world.
00:01:06It's everywhere, Nicholas, just everywhere.
00:01:09Even magazines subject us to these insults.
00:01:12There is nothing but bare asses.
00:01:14It's immoral.
00:01:15Our children are in danger.
00:01:17Not your daughters, though, because you are protecting them.
00:01:20That's quite true.
00:01:21I'm sure you are right, but I have seen to it that their innocence and purity have been
00:01:26protected.
00:01:27They have been sheltered from the evils of life.
00:01:30They are as chaste as day they were born.
00:01:51They have been sheltered from the evils of life.
00:02:19They have been sheltered from the evils of life.
00:02:48Yeah, I hear you.
00:03:00Damn it.
00:03:02Just a minute.
00:03:04For God's sake, stop ringing.
00:03:07What is it?
00:03:09Good morning, Mr. Baldeep.
00:03:10I brought a telegram from Munich.
00:03:12From Elizabeth, no doubt, but it just couldn't have happened again.
00:03:17She's the disgrace of our entire family.
00:03:19Oh, but believe me, I have a few ways to straighten that girl out.
00:03:22You're really on a morality kick.
00:03:24Go on, laugh, sonny, but I think it's a father's duty to be strict.
00:03:27And if any man says different, he's wrong.
00:03:31I've got to get up.
00:03:33Oh, what's the hurry?
00:03:34It's early yet.
00:03:35I'm not done.
00:03:36Oh, my goodness, the man thinks he's not done.
00:03:47Yes, father?
00:03:48Listen, Maria, honey, I'm sorry to wake you up so early on a Sunday,
00:03:52but I just got a telegram from your sister.
00:03:54She's coming in this morning on the 8.30 train.
00:03:57Go meet her.
00:03:58Hurry, get ready and go get Elizabeth for me.
00:04:00Oh, father, I'm sorry, but I really don't feel very well.
00:04:03I've been up all night with a kind of heaviness on my stomach.
00:04:07You just stay in bed and rest, it'll help.
00:04:10Yes, father, that's advice I'll take.
00:04:12You're such a fragile child.
00:04:13Stay warm, that's important.
00:04:15You have to really be careful that you don't overtax yourself.
00:04:19You are fragile.
00:04:20Well, so if you can't go, tell Christy to go get Elizabeth.
00:04:23I'm in no condition to do it because I'd make a scene.
00:04:26I know, I'm ready to explode.
00:04:27Me too.
00:04:28I'll stay calm this time.
00:04:36Sorry, he looked so peaceful, but you've got to get up now, Christy.
00:04:39What the hell are you doing here?
00:04:41Elizabeth arrives at 8.30 and you have to go pick her up.
00:04:44Oh, you're up.
00:04:45Why don't you go after her?
00:04:46I'm going back to bed.
00:04:47Father thinks that I've got intestinal flu
00:04:49and he told me to stay in bed to cure it.
00:04:53No, listen, your father's getting on my nerves
00:04:56and I'm tired of this slipping in and slipping out every day.
00:04:58Look, after today, my love, all that is over.
00:05:01Father has to be convinced we have to take you as a boarder.
00:05:04The man won't be very easy to convince, will he?
00:05:07Father has a very suspicious nature.
00:05:09God, he's worse than a bloodhound.
00:05:11You know he thinks I'm sick.
00:05:12You've got to go and pick her up.
00:05:13I'm going back to Amadeus.
00:05:15Well, what's with your sister? Why'd she come back?
00:05:18I'll bet she was fired for insubordination.
00:05:20Her jobs don't last very long.
00:05:44Uh, excuse my asking, but are you waiting for someone?
00:05:48You're a pretty intelligent young man.
00:05:50Oh.
00:05:53Uh, we're angry today.
00:05:55Sitting on a bench an hour is enough to make anybody furious.
00:05:57Probably Father's punishment.
00:05:59I have a very strong impression that you and your father
00:06:02have had a misunderstanding.
00:06:04We sure have, and all because of you men.
00:06:06We men? What's wrong with us?
00:06:07Why are men just after one thing?
00:06:09Ah, you've had some bad experiences with men, I see.
00:06:11Bad is hardly the word, and I'm sick to death of all of you
00:06:14and your fooling around.
00:06:15Really that bad?
00:06:16Yes, I was fired again.
00:06:18You see, I'm a nurse,
00:06:19and one of the male patients pinched my fanny.
00:06:21So out of sheer fury, I returned it just at the moment
00:06:23his imbecile wife chose to walk in.
00:06:25She reported to the ward chief that I was abusing the poor man.
00:06:28Then came the office scene, and he started messing around.
00:06:31So I slapped the chief, and before long,
00:06:33I was called in to explain to the main chief of staff,
00:06:35who, after a second, decided to check things over with me.
00:06:38Checking for something wrong with you?
00:06:39He started by checking my appendix,
00:06:41but looked much lower than where it's located.
00:06:43I hit him so hard, he went through the window,
00:06:45and that ended my nursing career.
00:06:47That's too bad.
00:06:48Good nurses are hard to find, you know.
00:06:50How would you know anything like that?
00:06:52Oh, but you see, I have it on good authority.
00:06:55Marcus Kearney, doctor of medicine.
00:06:58Oh, no, for heaven's sake, are you another quack?
00:07:01Well, birds of a feather flock together.
00:07:04Well, go fly someplace else, doctor.
00:07:06Elizabeth!
00:07:08Oh.
00:07:11Oh, sorry, we just got your telegram a few minutes ago.
00:07:14Honey, has the same thing happened?
00:07:15I'll tell you at the house.
00:07:16Oh, may I?
00:07:17That's kind, really, thank you,
00:07:18but I'd rather do it myself, doctor.
00:07:20Oh.
00:07:29Okay, here we go.
00:07:32But, Maria, there's no reason
00:07:34to celebrate Elizabeth's homecoming with a cake.
00:07:36Oh, but, father, don't be like that.
00:07:38You know that when you were young,
00:07:39you weren't a whole lot better.
00:07:40What do you mean no better when I was young?
00:07:42I was barely 18 at the time
00:07:44your saintly mother and I were married.
00:07:58I'll get it.
00:08:00I'll get one, you get the other.
00:08:04Close it.
00:08:21One thing is sure, you haven't lost your appetite.
00:08:24Speaking of losing things,
00:08:25now that your stomach is good and full,
00:08:27will you kindly explain just what happened
00:08:29to get you fired again from another job?
00:08:31And I don't want to hear some made-up story.
00:08:33Very well, it's because I have no appendix.
00:08:35What have the appendix to do with it?
00:08:37They can't fire you for that.
00:08:38Tell me the facts, dear, please.
00:08:40Tell me the truth about it.
00:08:41I'm telling the truth.
00:08:42Elizabeth, for God's sake,
00:08:43everybody can lose a job, but please make sense.
00:08:45Tell me each and every detail.
00:08:47The chief wanted to examine my appendix,
00:08:49and since mine was removed,
00:08:50he got mad and canned me for not showing the scar.
00:08:52If he asked that,
00:08:53it meant you were flirting with him, right?
00:08:55You know I never flirt, father,
00:08:56and certainly not with him.
00:08:57I couldn't stand the man.
00:08:58And besides, I'm not the type to jump in bed for kicks.
00:09:01I would have to love the man.
00:09:02You've probably forgotten
00:09:03we're in front of your sisters,
00:09:04who've never heard such language
00:09:06in their innocent young lives.
00:09:07Oh, don't worry.
00:09:08I'm almost as innocent as they are.
00:09:10Outside of a few kisses,
00:09:11I'm as pure as the driven snow.
00:09:13Oh, boy, do you think she means that?
00:09:14Well, if she does, we've got headaches.
00:09:16Don't you realize a kiss leaves the door open,
00:09:18and that leads to grandchildren?
00:09:20That's ridiculous.
00:09:21I need your help.
00:09:22Together, let's save her honor and set her straight.
00:09:24Offer yourselves as her example.
00:09:26Show her the right path to follow.
00:09:28You found the best pair of teachers in the world
00:09:30because Christy and I believe the good way is best.
00:09:32And nobody can be more correct in their lives than we are,
00:09:35just as you taught us all along.
00:09:37Sorry I'm so late.
00:09:39Oh, who's here?
00:09:40Elizabeth's home again.
00:09:41Yes, and hopefully I'll be leaving soon.
00:09:43Amadeus, you don't look too good.
00:09:45Oh, I don't.
00:09:46Aren't sick?
00:09:47No, it's just insomnia, I think.
00:09:48Lately, I don't sleep too well.
00:09:49I've got some little problems that keep me awake.
00:09:52But I'm working hard at solving them.
00:09:54It just makes me a little tired all the time.
00:09:56Look, Amadeus, it's easy to solve them.
00:09:58Take your problems to Maria.
00:09:59I'm sure she'll help you.
00:10:01I don't know if I've learned enough to help him.
00:10:04It's Sunday, so you've got the whole day to get some rest.
00:10:07Excuse me, I hope I'm not interrupting.
00:10:09I was told over at the store you might have a room to rent me.
00:10:12There's one, yes.
00:10:13Are you a summer visitor?
00:10:14I'm here studying.
00:10:15I volunteered for a semester of field experience
00:10:18in administration.
00:10:19I'm sorry, my name is Peter Foster.
00:10:21Oh, administration.
00:10:22That's very nice.
00:10:23Well, look, before you rent one of my rooms,
00:10:27have I your word that my daughter's innocence
00:10:29is not endangered in the least?
00:10:31It's all my word of honor.
00:10:32That's good.
00:10:33You're a real gentleman.
00:10:34I'll show you the room now.
00:10:35You have any luggage?
00:10:36It's at my hotel.
00:10:37Yes.
00:10:38Elizabeth, you're to go up to your room
00:10:39and unpack your things first.
00:10:40Then you come downstairs and meet me in the pharmacy.
00:10:44Amadeus, stop eating so much.
00:10:47And you, Maria, clean up the shop for tomorrow.
00:10:50Christy, you just clean the table.
00:10:52Follow me, young man.
00:10:53You said your name is Peter.
00:11:01Got any ideas about Elizabeth?
00:11:03Well, I'm afraid she's a virgin.
00:11:04Which means if she finds us messing around,
00:11:06she'll tell father.
00:11:07That'd be a disaster.
00:11:08And then all of our fun will have to come to a stop.
00:11:10And all on account of an older sister who's still cherry.
00:11:13Somebody better make her.
00:11:14What somebody?
00:11:15I got it, Nicholas.
00:11:16Oh, sure, for years he's been in love with Elizabeth.
00:11:19He should be more than willing to do it.
00:11:30Amadeus, you can't go to sleep in here.
00:11:32Wake up.
00:11:33I got to get something to sleep.
00:11:35If father comes in, it'll make him mad.
00:11:37We're supposed to clean up.
00:11:41How do you expect any man to keep going at your pace?
00:11:43You murderers.
00:11:44I am not.
00:11:45And now let's get to work.
00:11:47Thank you.
00:11:54It'd make my day if she said she'd made love with somebody.
00:11:57Oh, stop preaching.
00:11:58I'm taking the first train out.
00:11:59My appendix and I are fed up.
00:12:01You stay home, Elizabeth, and my decision's final.
00:12:03I'm not about to let you begin again.
00:12:05You live here and help me,
00:12:06and Amadeus can find another job, that's all.
00:12:08No.
00:12:09Why'd you say no?
00:12:10You said no.
00:12:12You said no, loud and clear.
00:12:13I didn't.
00:12:14You said no, and you know it.
00:12:15For God's sake, child, you're making me lose my temper.
00:12:18You said no, I heard it, I'm certain.
00:12:22What's making you groan?
00:12:24Well, that's for you to tell me, father.
00:12:25What?
00:12:26Well, what's making you groan like that?
00:12:28I understand your tactic.
00:12:30Confusing me.
00:12:31It won't work.
00:12:32Still, stubborn as a mule, you'll never change.
00:12:34Well, here's a detail to plan in your mind.
00:12:36I'm not sleeping with men, understand?
00:12:38If you feel like playing watchdog,
00:12:39you should watch over what's happening at home.
00:12:41Look, I'm not the only daughter in this house.
00:12:43I take good care...
00:12:45Even on Sundays, I deserve a day off, too.
00:12:47Just a minute, just a minute.
00:12:53I'm sorry to make you open on a Sunday.
00:12:56Oh, Sunday's just another day in my profession.
00:12:58Now then, how may I help you, sir?
00:13:00Elizabeth, go to your room now.
00:13:01Oh, just a moment.
00:13:03You see, I came to talk to you.
00:13:05Might as well leave, then.
00:13:07I've been told your daughter is a registered nurse,
00:13:10and I need another nurse or two for the rejuvenation clinic
00:13:13where I've been named staff physician.
00:13:15Oh, but I didn't introduce myself to you.
00:13:18Dr. Marcus Kerner.
00:13:20I'm Philbert Baldy.
00:13:21I'm afraid that you came for nothing,
00:13:23because my daughter has promised to stay home and help me.
00:13:26Oh, she has?
00:13:27Oh, well, that makes a difference.
00:13:29I had intended to send you my prescriptions,
00:13:32and each morning she could bring them with her.
00:13:34Prescriptions?
00:13:35Oh, well, I suppose someone could replace her
00:13:38helping out in here if you need her.
00:13:40Yes, good nurses are hard to find.
00:13:42Elizabeth would be honored to work for you.
00:13:45Thanks for asking my opinion first before agreeing.
00:13:48In the morning, we'll discuss your salary.
00:13:50That's very important.
00:13:52Have a nice Sunday.
00:13:53Ah, Doctor.
00:13:55You have a nice day, too.
00:13:57He's another jackass, for sure.
00:13:59Oh, Elizabeth, it's obvious that he's a...
00:14:01A madman.
00:14:02A gentleman.
00:14:03That's exactly what I was going to say.
00:14:04From his head to his feet, you can see it.
00:14:06I think he's utterly disgusting.
00:14:07That's probably because you think he's disgusting
00:14:09that I like him personally.
00:14:10I know what makes you angry.
00:14:11He's the first man to be totally unimpressed
00:14:13by your lovely face and behaves himself.
00:14:15You've lost all sense of morality.
00:14:17Yes, but in six years, I haven't heard from her.
00:14:19She can't be in love with me.
00:14:20Elizabeth's too shy to tell you.
00:14:22Then why does she always avoid me when she's in town?
00:14:24Oh, it makes no sense if she really loves me.
00:14:27That proves she's got it bad, then.
00:14:29How do you figure that?
00:14:30She's being very coy if she avoids you.
00:14:32It's for the obvious reason of keeping you from knowing.
00:14:35You wouldn't fool me.
00:14:36I'm afraid you're putting me on.
00:14:37Elizabeth can't stand gentle guys.
00:14:39They have to have push, attack.
00:14:40Just come to the pharmacy at 10 tonight.
00:14:42Go to the garden, and Christy will be there.
00:14:44I'm afraid she's too young for me.
00:14:45Idiot.
00:14:46Only to make sure the gate's open.
00:14:48It'll never work.
00:14:49Sure it will.
00:14:50And especially if you drink four scotches beforehand.
00:14:52That's most important, to build up your courage.
00:14:54Well, if you say so, I'll do it.
00:14:56But if I drink four, it might make me impotent.
00:14:59It'll make you into a he-man for her.
00:15:01Elizabeth will be thrilled for sure.
00:15:03Uh-huh.
00:15:04Mr. Paran has received his third vitamin booster.
00:15:06Mr. Kolbinski is quite nervous.
00:15:08He asked for a sedative.
00:15:09He says he'll feel better after a good night's sleep.
00:15:11Give him some aspirin and tell him it's sleeping pills.
00:15:13The same type I use myself.
00:15:15I don't find anything else here to report.
00:15:17I forgot to inform you.
00:15:19Tomorrow a newcomer joins us.
00:15:21If you wouldn't mind, fill her in on things.
00:15:23Kind of show her the ropes and afterwards bring her to my office.
00:15:26And pray she'll agree to work for us.
00:15:28I sure will.
00:15:29I mean, it isn't very easy to find a nurse to stay here.
00:15:31I found her almost by accident.
00:15:33I have a feeling about her.
00:15:35That is, about her qualifications.
00:15:37Oh, her name is Elizabeth Baldeep.
00:15:39That last name I wouldn't tell the papers.
00:15:41Oh, yes. That ought to shake them up.
00:15:55Are you sure she's a virgin?
00:15:57Yes. Saved all this time for you.
00:15:59I was taught that virginity was given away after marriage.
00:16:03Old-fashioned people wait until after, but we're young and modern.
00:16:07I almost forgot my weekly conference. I have to make some notes all this trash
00:16:15It'll be the death of me, but I'll stop all this
00:16:18Such obscenity, but I have responsibilities as a father
00:16:23No one will ever catch me sleeping on the job hmm, but I'd better take another day to sober up
00:16:30Come on get going no
00:16:36Well as I live and breathe Nicholas what a surprise
00:16:40Yes, well I I wanted to
00:16:43Your sister said you were here, and I I just wanted to say good day
00:16:48But it's 10 at night
00:16:50What well I really wanted to say is good night. How's everything going? Well? She hasn't thrown him out yet look through the keyhole oh
00:16:56Oh damn it. I can't see a thing she left the key in the door. I guess we better listen
00:17:26And so you figured at my age, I'm not up-to-date about the facts of life and other things I ought to know
00:17:53Yeah, if you plan to give me lessons may I ask has my father approved of this nocturnal instruction
00:17:58Oh, no, if your father knew he'd kill me. Yeah, well you sell him here, so I thought that
00:18:04Well you see my back hurts me. Oh really. I'm ashamed. I should have phoned first. It's my lumbago acting up again
00:18:13Poor darlings in pain you come here and take your clothes off, and I'll do what I can no Elizabeth. It's not necessary
00:18:20My bed if you feel that bad, I know how to cure you. It's just tension. You've had building up for a long time
00:18:29Now we begin with a hand slowly up and then down
00:18:37You have to relax and take things calmly
00:18:40Still don't believe she's just a beginner
00:18:43Now just a little farther down farther
00:18:45Further
00:18:48Judging from the sounds everything's okay
00:18:50We're finally getting there just a little more that makes two less virgins. I think she fit sounds like she's enjoying herself
00:19:01Never been so thirsty in my life
00:19:04Get a drink and I'm dying of thirst dying of thirst
00:19:08Let's get out of here. He sees us. We've had it
00:19:10What's
00:19:13Going on here second ago. There was a light on now that I need it. There isn't any oh that does it tomorrow morning
00:19:19I'm having a nightlight installed out here
00:19:25Quick I'm the veranda try every door till you find one open go on hurry
00:19:31I'm sorry see I was feeling for the light and took a fall
00:19:34I know your fall shook the whole room if you heard me. Why didn't you come out and help?
00:19:39Oh, but father in my nightgown
00:19:41I mean since you demand decency in this house and your new tenant might have seen me, you know
00:19:45Bravo, bravo, my child. I see that a single day here under this moral roof. You've roof has no effect
00:19:52I mean under a roof without any morality. That's wrong to what I mean Elizabeth
00:19:57Oh, you've an idea of what I mean. Come here father. You absolutely adorable creature. Come give me a big kiss
00:20:09I
00:20:15Get your rifle out
00:20:32Get your ass out there's no honey in here
00:20:39Well, my child
00:20:59What's the meaning of being in my bed, well, I have to I'll have to get some more details about next week's conference
00:21:06I feel there's details missing too, but don't look in my bed
00:21:09I'm in the middle of the night you have so much work during the day. That's enough. You're leaving
00:21:14Immediately. Oh, there's another reason you're here. That's for sure. And if it's what I think and it better not be or oh
00:21:21Poor Nicholas, you're a disgrace to nature
00:21:24Your hormones need checking and frankly, I think you should see a doctor
00:21:39Can't wake up
00:21:41This morning you both get an earful and don't you forget my words ever again when I make up my mind to sleep with someone
00:21:46I'll choose in myself not you. So don't bother to send me another of your Christmas gifts by way of st
00:21:51Nick what's that supposed to mean?
00:21:52It just means I know the facts your bed partners Peter and you shack up with Amadeus
00:21:57And so from now on all sex stops for you under this roof
00:22:01And if you plan on repeating last night's episode with Nicholas, you might as well forget it or I'll tell father what I know
00:22:06You find it quite interesting
00:22:08You've nothing to tell it all so you forget it. I have a habit in the morning of going for a stroll
00:22:12Sometimes I go very early in the morning. You don't mean that you spied on us
00:22:17It's been proven that a walk in the night air is better than an apple a day. You can't blackmail us
00:22:22We just happen to know that Nicholas was in your room last night and Maria and I overheard everything that was going on
00:22:27Oh what you hoped was you see I knew the two of you were there only you've sadly
00:22:31Misconstrued what you wish with what really happened last night. He was suffering with lumbago
00:22:36So as a nurse, I gave him a real good massage
00:22:39Anything else you want to know?
00:22:42No, then excuse me. I have to hurry that damn little bitch
00:22:46What did she mean about taking a walk every night?
00:22:49Just that any night she might be out there on the veranda and should we be with the boys?
00:22:53We'll get caught Oh Peter will never take that he'll blow up and my poor Amadeus. He needs me every night. He said
00:23:00Dr. Kerner is private hospital
00:23:07You
00:23:12I'm very pleased to welcome you to the staff of my clinic and hope you'll enjoy your job. Thank you doctor
00:23:17Oh, why be angry over yesterday?
00:23:20Your pop is a businessman. I
00:23:24Hope you're as capable as you are pretty which is more essential. It's a toss-up
00:23:28competence is essential for the work, but
00:23:31But I run a rejuvenation clinic and not a crematorium
00:23:36My patients need plenty of what people call TLC, which means you don't think it's ridiculous for a nurse to wear this
00:23:41Oh, I find it lovely and so will a yeah. Well, maybe for a stripper only not a nurse
00:23:47There you're wrong. It's very healthy stimulating and attractive
00:23:52Must you smile at things that aren't funny at all?
00:24:00No, I haven't written an order that big for years you're quite right, but there's a new hospital near here
00:24:05You must mean dr. Kerner's hospital where old fellows go to be rejuvenated. Here's Maria
00:24:09Just fine one look at Maria and no man would need it
00:24:12She makes me feel bearing to go. Hold on holler. Hold your tongue in front of her. You're forgetting. She's an innocent child
00:24:18Father, what are you and mr. Holler talking about the voice of innocence and purity? Come give me a kiss
00:24:23No, please come give me one as well. Holler you shut up now Maria
00:24:28Check our supply of stomach calmers and see if we need any look for other sodium bicarbonate
00:24:35She's absolutely charming look at those legs
00:24:39Mr. Palmer, will you kindly refrain from staring at my daughter? I have an order to give you so look at me instead
00:24:45Maria is far more pleasant to look at and since I haven't been a real man for years
00:24:49My only pleasure is looking do a wife to look at you haven't seen my wife
00:24:53Have you too bad? Nobody's made a kind of pill to boost the virility. We lose with age to full force again. Come here
00:24:58I know this pill can be made the formula is written down in this old book that I got in medical school
00:25:03It's so strong that it makes any man so amorous
00:25:06He'll go for the ugliest woman alive and still have the time of his life
00:25:09It can turn a shuttling pony into a full-grown stallion. Have you ever tried it to be sure for myself?
00:25:14I don't need it
00:25:15But once I did mix up a little to see how to defect a rooster a minute later
00:25:18He took off after a vulture then I made some for a friend in such shape
00:25:22He couldn't do it a few seconds went by and then wham bam like that. He's cured, but there's no more powerful medicine
00:25:27Oh
00:25:28Absolutely, no doubt about it
00:25:29This guy in ten days laid ten different girls in different cities and fathered a child with each of them
00:25:35If I'd got around enough, he had a motorcycle
00:25:39How do you expect to ever get strong if you always make me take it away?
00:25:43You just relax and try to get some sleep
00:25:53You're making noises just my attention and I'm not falling for the same trick again my stomach's killing me I would
00:25:59Okay, mr. Burger. Then I'll call dr. Kerner. He'll be alright if you just massage him for a while
00:26:05Go on miss massage a little guy you do it. So well miss with your soft hands you win, but if you begin again, dr
00:26:11Kerner will be told what's going on. Oh
00:26:15If I understand correctly the patients who come for treatment are for the most part ineffectual in bed, right?
00:26:20Well, I'm pleased to say you can send him away as cure. I'm so grateful to you. I'm staying another month
00:26:25That certainly proves my theory on your talent. I
00:26:29Think if you're that good at massage, you might take care of something I have
00:26:34Would you massage me massage where my heart naturally where else try to do it later?
00:26:40Oh just a moment. There's something else. I wanted to ask you medically doctor. Yes
00:26:46Which part of the body can swell six times its normal size under special circumstances men only have that you mean women have
00:26:54No pupil in the eye really Elizabeth for a nurse. You've been exceedingly dirty mind
00:27:00It promises every man ecstasy
00:27:04Look, it's written by Dominican priests. So it's got to have some truth to it
00:27:08Dominicans never lie father had a big success with it on his friend and if the pills don't work
00:27:13It means our fun and games are all over. I think Elizabeth's a very charming girl, but her charms belong at the North Pole, for instance
00:27:21Yeah, rubbing noses is more her speed. Well, these are might change things. How many pills do you think we'll need?
00:27:27I'll make 30 that should take care of Elizabeth odds are on our side 30 men running after her one's got to get it
00:27:33And what if all 30 get to your sister? What?
00:27:38Amadeus get me a box to put him in. I feel like a slave
00:27:43Here put him in the sleeping pill box
00:27:45No, this box is full already
00:27:52There you go, here's to success I just hope it works
00:28:08Good morning, good morning
00:28:11How can I help you? I need condensed baby milk, please three boxes. Why though?
00:28:16You're looking down enough to nurse a child. I'm big on there's no milk if you'll allow me to look now
00:28:22Don't be embarrassed. It's purely professional. Oh
00:28:25Nice, I mean it's nice. There's no physical problem
00:28:29You just need my special mixture if you take a teaspoon each morning, then your milk will flow to busting
00:28:34I mean bursting. Really? What is it? It's my my special preparation. That's guaranteed to have results
00:28:41It's $50 a box. That's awfully high think of the child. Nothing like breastfeeding, you know, huh? Oh, thank you. Thank you
00:28:48Goodbye
00:28:54Telegrams don't upset me as you know, but the yawning employees do Amadeus stop that
00:28:59Have we here? Oh, oh aunt Lily Mae is coming to visit us. Oh get the girly magazines. I've gotten throw them out
00:29:08Hide the liquor bottles and you and your sisters dress decently Lily Mae is morality itself
00:29:14I run a strict house, but by her standards, it's a board
00:29:19Gilbert come back. We've got time for another round before we go. Lily Mae you were expecting it
00:29:24We've got plenty of time honey and besides my old brother-in-law's got this silly god-awful bug about goodness and virtue and all that nonsense
00:29:35I've got time, but you're killing me. You can make it nice go
00:29:46What time is it five to ten get everything set to go
00:29:50I
00:29:52Have to the trouble we've been to I just hope these things work. We'll find out soon enough
00:30:03Nicholas was delighted to volunteer never walked a second
00:30:13What if the pill doesn't work stop worrying look it just takes a little while to take effect
00:30:17No time at all
00:30:29Again the nerve of you after last night's fiasco
00:30:32You should have learned a lesson and if I find my sisters behind the door, then all hell is going to break loose
00:30:37Oh, you're alone. I knew you were stupid, but I didn't know you with that stupid
00:30:47Oh
00:30:59Don't you think you're overdoing this routine
00:31:01Oh, I absolutely forbid you in my bed, and I will not be seduced you here
00:31:05I am NOT that way keep your distance keep away from me. You're crazy. You're up
00:31:18Oh
00:31:21None of the men in my family have ever been fags children. He tried to rape me
00:31:34Heaven sent you to me. You're my angel of mercy. I'm sure you'll be able to help. I'll be glad to do what I can
00:31:40Let's hurry come on. Wait a minute. What's this help you need? I have to oh, I love bagels back again. You better scram
00:32:00I've decided that I wanted here. Oh, Lily may love listen. This is the fifth stop today
00:32:10I
00:32:21Would have bet that old double-dumb Nicholas wasn't our man. What if I took the pill and put myself into it?
00:32:26I got the temperament for it. I'm horny too. You forget that gig besides
00:32:29We've got to make up another batch of people what virgin Elizabeth has got all the pills we had in stock all the pills
00:32:35I mean trouble if she gives those pills to her patients
00:32:40Are you all set to have your fanny pinched by our little savages not today?
00:32:43I brought along a few pills to make sure my bottom doesn't get pinched
00:32:46Our boss doesn't allow sleeping pills because his fanny never gets I'm on your side. I
00:32:55Need four more and that should do it
00:32:59They're really nervous today
00:33:02The tea will calm them down
00:33:04Good luck
00:33:06Here comes Florence Nightingale drink your tea like a good boy
00:33:13Drink it. Well, it's nice and hot
00:33:17You know tea gives me crap nonsense especially good today you want some sugar just what you need to relax you
00:33:37Woman
00:33:55Vulgar fellows very decent chasing after nurses comment is the word. Let's go inside and escape this man terrific, sweetie
00:34:06Oh
00:34:36I
00:34:54Order all patients to take a cold shower
00:34:57Then hot compresses and back to bed
00:35:00Sorry, I'm late the meat might have burned. Oh, oh, oh just a little joke bad taste for a coke
00:35:07If things don't change, I have a feeling we'll lose our man. They're both complaining about not having had it for a week
00:35:13Yeah, and they're starting to go out at nights
00:35:16Well, I've no one to sleep with I freeze at night
00:35:18If you want to freeze then try to make love out in the cold hard fields Amadeus and I tried it
00:35:22It was awful. We have to but didn't find any place without ads
00:35:26Have to tell Bert to bring a blanket for Elizabeth. Oh, have you got everything set?
00:35:31He accepted with pleasure. He's wanted Elizabeth for a long long time
00:35:36Oh, I finally got out of that nut house of a clinic those patients
00:35:40Every single one of those old fogies went wild and tried to boil everything within reach
00:35:44Those men are so bad that I thought that if I put a sedative in their afternoon tea
00:35:48I'd have some rest from the pinching but something went wrong. Oh
00:35:52But that's awful. You escaped didn't you? Oh, I escaped. All right only by the skin of my teeth
00:35:57I've been given tomorrow off to rest. So I'm going swimming with Bert. He's been asking me for ages to go good idea
00:36:02It would be wonderful for you to get some Sun
00:36:05Doesn't matter I'm so tired. I'll never notice if the Sun's out or not. I hope tonight stupid Nicholas doesn't visit us
00:36:18That fella better come through oh, I have a feeling you'll make it
00:36:35I
00:36:48Bought a little drink. Thank you, but Bert, would you have on some suntan oil? Yeah, sure
00:37:05Oh
00:37:06Quiet and restful. Yeah slip out of your bikini. It's better to because the Sun will make strap marks
00:37:16But you do it I can't
00:37:34Oh
00:38:04Ladies and gentlemen, if you're after a fast all-over tan use vinegar oil. I'll bring back your towel later. What a very original advertisement for a product
00:38:34Her pinnacles can't be very good. She's pretty pale
00:38:38Have fun in the Sun
00:38:40Naturally
00:38:4255 cents. Yeah, don't need a rapid come again, sir. Have a nice day
00:39:13Well, how'd it go today is there one less virgin we failed again nothing happened but
00:39:20What if Peter and I took over maybe out of your mind no way listen if we both took the pill together Elizabeth to
00:39:25Together I'm no way you horny bastard. I know what you want. Okay, if you both like sleeping alone your father
00:39:32Well, I've really started to worry now and Lily may should have been here days ago
00:39:37I'm sure that something has happened the telegram said she'd be here. She'll show she won't come by air
00:39:41She's afraid to fly and besides all the airline personnel are on strike. She might be coming in by train
00:39:46That's no good with this heat. The train is derailed because the tracks are hot and I'll be warned
00:39:52No Christy that's out statistics show that roads are more dangerous in summertime
00:39:56Oh, she'll probably find some way to get here. Don't be so pessimistic
00:39:59She might have tried to come on foot and with all the highway thieves that are out on the road now
00:40:03No, I'm afraid this trip has let her poor soul up to heaven. I feel so badly
00:40:07I'll even drink black coffee to mourn her. Oh
00:40:17Heavens above I can't get over it now. I call that stamina
00:40:25Well, mr. How long have you been standing there about an hour I guess
00:40:30Thank you for waiting around
00:40:32Gilly gilly. Did you hear an hour with a new record for us?
00:40:36That ought to hold us for at least the next 50 miles
00:40:41Have a nice day my friend. I hope you enjoyed yourself as much as Gilbert
00:40:52Sure, I wouldn't mind trying their way out myself only where to find a fancy car like that
00:40:58Wonder if the hay wagon to give me the same feel
00:41:00Oh
00:41:03Elizabeth dr. Kern is waiting in the garden invite him to come in. I did only said he'd be disturbing us
00:41:08Oh, I'll go see what he wants. Stay here father. I'm the one he came to see I
00:41:20Know it's your day off and believe me. I'm very sorry, but you see I'm supposed to address the doctor's convention
00:41:26You mean the one you weren't going to a telegram change things. I mean if they beg me I've got to go
00:41:30And so I thought it'd be nice to take a member of the staff along. Oh, I thought about asking you to go
00:41:36Well, frankly, I need your help somebody to root for me
00:41:41It's the first speech I've ever made I'm sure you'll be able to manage the situation
00:41:46Sorry, but I'm on that call not any longer as of today. You've been relieved of it doctor
00:41:51You might as well forget it. My daughter will never go with some strange man on a trip. You hear I'm hardly a strange man
00:41:57I'm her boss conferences are all babylons of evil
00:42:01Towers of Babel and Elizabeth is to her daughter is old enough to defend herself
00:42:05Yes, and that's precisely the age to protect her as you see father needs some convincing. I will not back down Elizabeth
00:42:11I won't give it to her
00:42:16Now you listen leave that suitcase where it is Elizabeth I said no don't and I'm saying yes
00:42:22Look I'll only be gone for one night and that's all it takes all because of one night. I was with your mother
00:42:27I had to marry her. Oh
00:42:32But father you don't think after the upbringing you've given me I'd be like that
00:42:35Well, I guess not because of that you may go this once Oh
00:42:39Luggage Elizabeth can come after all. I'm very pleased. Yes, and I'm going with her. I'm father's one condition. That's my bag
00:42:47You got the pills. Yes, give them here
00:42:50Dr. Coon is our last chance. I know I
00:43:07Won't be long just time to get cigarettes. Would you get me a box of chocolate? Sure
00:43:20I'm happy to see you but presents not indispensable
00:43:35I'm very pleased that your dear mother sent you here. I've needed help for some time mother's pleased
00:43:40Also, she told me that until you became an old man, you took good care of her
00:43:44Well, you mean when I was younger, there's a great difference. Oh, it's perfectly true
00:43:48You can't grow younger, but but the hearts are more important as to the rest. The rest has become older
00:43:54Well, if you want the truth that it's a little worn out, but it functions still
00:43:58Yes about your duties in this house. You'll dress decently first. I'm president of the committee here against smut and dirt
00:44:05Have a look at me then I'm spotless because I bathe every Friday when you look clean
00:44:10I must say shoes and all clean as a whistle and stay like that for aunt Lily May
00:44:19Oh
00:44:31Besides the rippling water
00:44:40It's only been 25
00:44:48Energy
00:44:56Stop worrying you got me to pull you
00:45:08Dr. Kerner I called this morning for two rooms and later a third minute doctor
00:45:13You've been given two adjoining rooms on the first floor 132 133 third rooms on the fourth floor though number 428
00:45:21Sorry, I have anything better at the moment. Oh, I'm sure they'll be fine. We'll go unpack
00:45:25Will you give me the key to our room? I'm sorry, but the doctor took them Oh Elizabeth
00:45:29Your room is number 132 Maria is on another floor
00:45:33She's 428 where the conference getting a room is a miracle, but which is the doctor's room number 133?
00:45:39I would have any coincidence batter. Perhaps it was fate. I believe whole lives are changed like that. You think so
00:45:47Excuse me doctor. Will you sign the register, please?
00:45:57Now this time it has to work
00:46:09Oh
00:46:11Oh
00:46:13Oh
00:46:15Oh
00:46:39Mr. Help me you got it's a Lucia. She's my wife. She's a killing me
00:46:44But the police could if your wife's out for you in the bed you gotta help me so no finito
00:46:49I didn't think Italians would ever admit that but what can I do about it? Oh
00:46:55Maledetto, mr. C. There's something surely capito
00:46:59I got a wife who's a young and she's gonna
00:47:01Start running around or worse run away with another man. If I understand you've got all the trouble you need. Ah
00:47:10I
00:47:12Have this pill
00:47:14here
00:47:15Only a one it's enough for now. My friend. You'll see a five bucks. Mamma Mia
00:47:20It's mootocar. Oh sex is worth it. And if tomorrow you're still happy with it and still alive. I'll give you another one
00:47:26You got to me. Oh, but sir, don't forget you swallow it. Oh, see see for it. Not a forest. I'm not gonna forget
00:47:35No answer I'm sure your sister's avoiding me tell me but be honest with me have I any hope
00:47:42Oh Elizabeth is pretty difficult at times. Don't worry doctor. I personally think that after marriage she'll change have you considered that?
00:47:49Yes, I
00:47:52Hope I didn't keep you waiting you did and I'm hung. Oh, of course little girls have to eat but later Maria
00:47:57Please leave us alone because I don't think the doctor and I understand each other make yourself scarce while we talk
00:48:03Okay, I got the message. You mean go powder my nose
00:48:05My
00:48:10Curiosities aroused Elizabeth about what are we going to talk?
00:48:13I feel that it's time for us to be truthful and I have three words to say and they are felt these come
00:48:19Good evening, miss. Please. May I have the key to dr. Kerner's room? He forgot something he needs
00:48:24number 133
00:48:28Good thing sir
00:48:30You meant what you just said
00:48:32Every word the telegram says the conference doesn't require your presence and you made another mistake doctor getting two rooms that happen to be adjoining
00:48:38It's a very elaborate plan to try and sleep with me. Only you failed just a minute
00:48:43If that's all I wanted my hospital would do as well. I'm not that free if you were I wouldn't mind
00:48:49Without a doubt you've got to be at the height of vulgarity and commonness
00:48:52I've run out of words to say what you are. Oh, but flatter. You'll get you nowhere
00:48:56prost
00:49:02Help me make him drink this glass of water
00:49:09Just thank God that I'm well mannered or otherwise you would have gotten a slap but Elizabeth what have I done besides invite you here
00:49:16What am I responsible for your horrid thoughts?
00:49:19Maria your timing is just perfect. The doctor must leave us because he still has his speech to go over speech
00:49:24Did you forget that's the reason you're here
00:49:27Oh
00:49:40Yeah, and then your slippers and your silly old paper and me I spend another lonely night no, no
00:49:46I'll get me a little awkward. It's for you. So you don't sleep a solo tonight for I'm asleep or Lucia. I'll have to see that
00:49:53You're gonna see all right
00:49:55Listen to the big talk from the little man. It's been forever since anything worked with you. Don't make me laugh
00:50:00Let's face it. You're a sexual washout. Hmm
00:50:05Yeah, no pills gonna help takes more than a miracle to make a cocker spaniel's ear stand up straight
00:50:10Why I married you I'd like to know if this goes on I'm gonna have to get a guy
00:50:15Oh
00:50:17Yeah, wow
00:50:19I've been looking for ages. What do I see? Nothing? I love it. Yeah, I will show you
00:50:24Lucia Mia
00:50:26This will have to go down in history
00:50:29Heavens Chesiree
00:50:30You're better than ever Lucia Mia. Yeah, the prayers the faster fast
00:50:34You're gonna have to hurry before he's go away. He made a blast
00:50:37I'll be better Lucia get that off a hurry Lucia presto. I'm a buster. You understand. Give me that
00:50:43Why you gotta wear so much
00:51:13Yeah
00:51:43I
00:52:14You
00:52:18Good evening. Good evening ambassador. May I have my regular room? Certainly excellency. Oh
00:52:25That imbecile what an idiot. Hmm. I mean the other desk clerks given your room the 133 to a dr
00:52:32Kerner, but I have to have the 133. I've always been in that room. I've become used to it after all these years
00:52:37Yes, you see if you can fix it
00:52:40Just put the man elsewhere. Thank you
00:52:43It's his first visit here. He'll probably never come back. Now. Let's see. I'll put him in room 117
00:52:49He hasn't come in yet this evening. Excellent. See so I'll have his things taken out and you can have your room immediately
00:52:54Yeah, good. Thank you. Glad I could help
00:52:58Marie I've had too much to drink
00:53:00We've gotta go. I
00:53:03See two naughty Maria's and one naughty Marie is enough and I see two virgin Elizabeth and even one is ridiculous
00:53:13Maria in order not to appear junk we're going to both walk out
00:53:35Yeah, I don't remember it being like this
00:53:39Sweetie you've had a lot of champagne. You'll recognize things in the morning. Yeah. Oh my head's spinning
00:53:51My you need to sleep
00:53:54Yeah, let's get your nightgown on the other arm and we're all set tonight. There you go. No
00:54:02night, sweetie
00:54:08I
00:54:38I
00:55:09I
00:55:24Can I have
00:55:26You want your key? Yeah, that's it
00:55:30Room number 132. Oh, yeah. Sure. Dr. Kerner. There's been a leak in your room
00:55:34I'm sorry to say and we've been forced to give you another room
00:55:39It'd be interesting to know how much he gave you as a tip, hmm, but sir
00:55:45Look, I don't really care. Give me any room room number 117
00:55:50It's one of our best
00:55:53Goodnight
00:56:08I
00:56:32Thought you'd never come here darling she knows my name
00:56:39Oh
00:57:01Where's the phone right in front of you? No, no, you're not a man. It's not a you
00:57:06I have to speak to the pharmacist that made me fit fit fit
00:57:09You have to see a doctor in order to be treated. I'm licensed to make up prescriptions, but I can't diagnose cases
00:57:14We are well now. Look here. What are you doing? Are you crazy? Oh,
00:57:19Crazy for the pill birth control pills, then you must have a doctor's prescription
00:57:24Ah, I need to have the pill to get up to give to give to women at the night
00:57:28The large man here gives the right one. He sells a pill that make a wife so happy
00:57:32I gotta have again just pill. Oh, you moved. Oh stupid. Oh, look my wife. She's a young and last the night
00:57:39I'm come four times to show her that I'm a man morning
00:57:43Oh grande amico grandioso, man
00:57:46What you have made of me an idiot obviously come back about six. I must abide dozens over there. The pill is available after six
00:57:56Amadeus I
00:57:58Want to know what's up?
00:58:00Nothing, mr. Baldy typical Italian ardor. That's all sir. Forget it. Look, do you think I'm stupid or something? Yeah
00:58:09What's the special pill and if it's so special why is it only purchased when I'm closed up because after six you meet your friends
00:58:16At the local saloon, it's a cafe. Ah
00:58:19Where'd you get it? I forget Amadeus
00:58:24Well, I'm not real sure it could Amadeus
00:58:27Okay, since you caught me I guess I bet just a minute I'll show you
00:58:39Here we are sir, oh
00:58:42But this is that old book I got at school
00:58:44We copied the formula for the pill and we made up a batch. What are you saying?
00:58:48You you had help making them. Yeah, Maria Peter Christie and I you haven't taken the pills. Oh, no, mr
00:58:55Baldy Peter and I don't take the pill. We don't need it
00:58:57It was just that we figured that this pill could build sales up. It could build sales up. Mm-hmm. It could build sales up
00:59:04Yes, it might it might at that
00:59:08I'd swear this room is Elizabeth's
00:59:11Good morning
00:59:14Here I brought you a suitcase Maria get a good night's sleep. Yeah, what sleep I got but frankly this morning
00:59:20I feel a little foggy. Tell me who put me here. And what am I doing in your room?
00:59:25Well, you got so wiped out on champagne after dinner. I felt it best to get you to the closest shelter and that was this room
00:59:31But why anything happened? Nothing in particular. Come on. I bet the dr. Kerner is waiting for us. So hurry. I'm hungry
00:59:42What on earth happened I thought it was Amadeus at first but it was
00:59:47Marcus he came in here and you've let him sleep with you Maria. Yes, but I thought it was Amadeus
00:59:53That's impossible. You can't mistake who's in bed with you if I'd been sober it wouldn't have happened
00:59:57It's all his fault. Damn him my own sister. I hope I never have to set eyes on the doctor again
01:00:03I'm taking the first train back home and you can have it
01:00:06Did
01:00:14You have a nice morning walk doctor, thank you just wonderful and I feel like a brand-new man
01:00:18Have the ladies come down yet. Both are still upstairs. I'll get them
01:00:21Oh
01:00:33Marcus where's Elizabeth? Why ask about her darling? Anyway, she knows all about us
01:00:39Wait a second. Does this belong to Elizabeth? Yes
01:00:43Certainly looks like it's been through an orgy. You're right Marcus something like that went on here
01:00:47Oh, of course, yeah, I begin to understand everything all that bit of switching rooms was just I had the evening with someone else
01:00:52If you see her tell her I can't she's left too. Ah, she's ashamed of it at least but she'll pay
01:00:57Nobody makes me look like a fool. Where is she station? Thanks, but Marcus don't you remember that last night?
01:01:18Oh
01:01:40Good morning. Good morning. Has the doctor from number 133 left yet?
01:01:44Yes around 15 minutes ago, but his room wasn't 133 that room is ambassador of an Kloppsburg and I'm an ambassador
01:01:51But dr. Curtis, right? Only there was an unfortunate error made by the reservation clerk yesterday
01:01:56You see the ambassador always has 133 and dr. Kerner graciously accepted another room. Where can I find this ambassador?
01:02:03Well, that's him at the bar man with the mustache
01:02:07Ambassador Van Kleps burger. Yes. Can I be of assistance? Don't you think you've already done enough?
01:02:13Amadeus
01:02:14I've been thinking about what you said about our sales by putting the pill in production, but I really feel that I must think again
01:02:21Conscientiously, I believe you've got prophylactics for sale here and that's not immoral
01:02:25Then why not aid for the impotent it'd bring in a fortune we could get married. I mean Maria and I know I couldn't have
01:02:31Heard you correctly you did I've gotten lots of rest lately and it's given me the courage to speak to you. I'll never allow it
01:02:37What do you mean by saying that recently you've had enough rest Maria and I sleep together and she keep what are you saying?
01:02:44Amadeus amadeus what's happening out there?
01:02:46Oh, they've come for the love pill, but that has nothing to do with Maria
01:02:50No, I'm a daze out of curiosity. Have you ever been in bed with a mafioso?
01:02:57Now go on amadeus stop them. It's all your fault for starting this whole pill bit. It was all your brilliant idea
01:03:02I'm not guilty. Go see those Italians and find some way to cool them off
01:03:06I have enough for all
01:03:21You see I told you we could make a fortune by putting the pill on the market
01:03:37I arrived today filbert. I know I'm a little late
01:03:43No, not right now, I'm too tired from traveling
01:03:47You hear snoring, are you sure?
01:03:51Gilly gilly stop snoring so loud. Will you?
01:03:54They can hear you all the way across the street
01:03:57Hello. Oh, yes. I feel very tired. I should rest a while. We shouldn't take long before I recuperate
01:04:03Huh? Oh, you know me a bit of sleep and I'll feel better you worry too much
01:04:08And now we're filbert good. She arrived Lily. My is here. She'd make it. Hey, you stop trying to hide
01:04:14The doctor said you had to keep active
01:04:17Get a move on a BDS
01:04:19Go find Millie and tell her to fix us a supper fit for a queen and to dress decently you too
01:04:24I think you better change clothes. Nothing's wrong with my clothes. Something's wrong with your head, though
01:04:28I've noticed now, please get going you're wasting time. Oh my god
01:04:31Just don't let her find out what goes on here
01:05:01I
01:05:06Think it's best just to go up to your father and tell him straight out
01:05:09We want to get married, but father insists Elizabeth get married first because she's the eldest
01:05:14It's a very old family tradition
01:05:17Tradition, let me talk to him and see Chris. No, don't kiss me
01:05:21Only if the bad little girl begs and begs me with all her heart kiss me. I love you
01:05:26Oh, you're just trying to change the subject now about your father. Will you shut up and just do it?
01:05:31Well, if you insist, all right, I'll start with your silly little nose
01:05:37And I'll go on with your sexy little mom
01:05:41Have you ever thought what pretty children we're going to have only after we're married. Oh, you better believe it
01:05:47I don't want Papa leading you down the aisle with a shotgun in his hand. Oh, don't worry
01:06:02After
01:06:05The table set you go up to your room Mellie and put on something decent Lily made never approve your skirts too short bend out
01:06:11a bit
01:06:13No, stay there. I'm inspecting you to see if you kept your shoes clean. Like I said, hmm
01:06:18Good clean enough for you to go up there and check the light to be sure. It's absolutely what I made sure yesterday
01:06:23Go look again and don't argue about it have to have everything in top condition for Lily May
01:06:29There's nothing to see up here. Mr. Baldy. Hmm. You don't see what I do
01:06:46Oh, dr. Kerner, don't stop me Marie. I'm here simply to tell Elizabeth
01:06:50Oh, but it is absolutely innocent. Well, if you believe that then explain this give me that nightgown this minute. No, I need it
01:06:56It's my only evidence that your precious Elizabeth. No, please. Let me explain something to you first. This is ambassador Klopps burger
01:07:02He was in Elizabeth's room last night
01:07:04Wait, if you were in her room, you're the one who slept. No, it was Elizabeth's room, but it wasn't
01:07:11I finally got here and Lily May has never felt better as if anyone cared about you feeling any better
01:07:17Oh, please tell him the truth about what really happened. Well, it's very difficult. You see for heaven's sake what's going on Maria?
01:07:22Where's your father off where he can't hear us? I hope are you part of the family? Yes, I sure am
01:07:27Why I certainly hope you don't feel particularly proud of it
01:07:30Stop being nasty Marcus and listen to me last night
01:07:32Elizabeth had to put me to bed and she left me in her room and took the 428 whereas claps burger
01:07:36I mean bond claps the name doesn't make any you see he had room 133 and since I was next door
01:07:40I'm quite interesting, but it doesn't really do maybe not but to me it does Maria you say Elizabeth was in your room
01:07:46But can you swear to it? Yes, she never set foot in her room except to leave me
01:07:50Oh wonderful. I'm not interested in that. I've got to talk to Elizabeth. Do you think she'll forgive me?
01:07:54Uh-huh. I'm her aunt Lily May and I've already forgiven you for it. Oh, so you're at Lily
01:08:00The second floor hurry now. It's the third door on the right
01:08:04Now Maria, you've got to tell me everything that's happened. I've got to know
01:08:07Well, you see no first promise not to mention it to father ever
01:08:10He'd kill us before we can say anything. We made a pill to boost what a lot of guys. Maybe yeah
01:08:14You must have forgotten after all we promised not to tell that pill has changed things Oh
01:08:19Christy Oh
01:08:21Christy you haven't changed a bit. You look wonderful. Give me a big kiss. I haven't seen you around. Yeah, I feel say
01:08:30Let me tell you all everything before I'm a day has come he mustn't ever learn what happened who is Amadeus
01:08:34Is he another one your father hasn't found out about you my lover you see but because this gentleman and I well
01:08:40It really started after we decided that Marcus was the man to send after Elizabeth
01:08:43You've got to understand she refuses to let a man near her. That's only normal in your family, isn't it?
01:08:50And Lily may we invented a pill to make guys who were impotent Vero a potency pill
01:08:55Yeah, how interesting does it really work like a charm?
01:08:57You've an ambassador's word, but my poor lover must never ever know why the ambassador was so pleased
01:09:02Yes, I want to start mass producing the pill and adopt the boy
01:09:05You mean you'll simply finance the pill, but the secret belongs to the family
01:09:09Your sons in the family Maria, I talked to your father about us and it's all fixed I
01:09:18Assume that this is Amadeus. Hello there. I'm your aunt Lily
01:09:39You
01:10:02Don't kill me until after you've heard what I came to say it so happens you've mistaken doors again
01:10:07Please leave the way you came in. I've been filled in your sister got it all wrong. Is that so Elizabeth?
01:10:12I know you slept in a room on the fourth floor and I wasn't in room 133 then who was
01:10:19Ambassador von Kloppsburg an ambassador. Well, why was my nightgown torn up then?
01:10:25Maria wanted us to sleep together Frank. She took a glass of water and put this potency pill in to do the trick
01:10:31What kind of pill a?
01:10:34A potency pill you're saying this Klopps burger a little Maria. Mm-hmm. Oh
01:10:42So am I doing it's my fault, but no more buts
01:10:47Now repeat after me understand
01:10:50I
01:10:56Love you
01:11:02Let's see how easy it is
01:11:12My dearest filbert you've been absolutely blind all along
01:11:16You've got to be the biggest ass I ever saw. Please must you in front of my children?
01:11:20Children you call these children
01:11:22They've grown up into very intelligent adults who through the discovery of the potency pill have assured our fortune
01:11:28I will you sit down first thing Amadeus gets adopted and when he becomes your son that pretty name can also be Maria's when they
01:11:35Tie the knot is that clear?
01:11:38Filbert. Oh, yes. I think it has a nice sound Klopps burger and Christy gets her Peter
01:11:44Is that also clear filbert? Oh, of course that Lily man and
01:11:49Elizabeth
01:11:50Marries her darling. Dr. Marcus. Is that clear father?
01:11:54Of course you arranged it that now that that's all settled. You can go I want to speak to our host all alone
01:12:01I'm sorry. I can't the place is full of people tonight. It's too bad. I'm in real great form. I'll prove it
01:12:06Let me maybe I could
01:12:09I've got an idea you wait here say half an hour then go in through the kitchen door
01:12:14Underwrite the door goes through to my bedroom. Just be quiet. So no one hears you. Okay, I'll be there. I won't disappoint you Millie
01:12:23I
01:12:25Can share my secret with you now? I brought a guy home my own ever-loving little man came with me. You see your lover
01:12:32Mm-hmm. Oh, we've been shacking up. Oh, there's nothing improper about it. Mm-hmm
01:12:37Surprised, uh-huh. It took me almost 40 years to become modern. What is your sense of virtue?
01:12:42That's a bunch of crap but getting back to the subject of this old pill
01:12:45I'd really like to try it out first just to see if it's worth investing in you know for the sake of business
01:12:50You're try it. Oh
01:12:52Thank you. Phil, but I'm going to try it tonight. And if you hear the hotel trembling later, it's just the work of Mother Nature
01:12:59Yeah
01:13:01Just isn't any way of holding some women down
01:13:04I'm certain you're not nervous about this important speech. You're giving tonight at the meeting. Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no
01:13:09This goes on her. I'll get it all down Pat. Excuse me
01:13:13And when the ball deep goes and they elect me me as president then the club will be run, right?
01:13:19Oh, then you feel you can do I'm sure I've got what it takes for somebody to run the club until the morality is conquered
01:13:25And we live in fresh air. What is it? Oh, you mean you've learned a ring come in. Don't stand outside
01:13:29Oh, no, sir. II I won't come in there ever again if you mean that
01:13:32Why did you come to the house then?
01:13:34Well, have you got the speech the speech you were supposed to write for me to give on the corruption of morals and all that
01:13:39I resign as president. Now, let's see. Here's all the official papers and your speech. Oh, dear
01:13:45There's that much huh?
01:13:47I've got everything now. I'll manage it if you're elected president, you're facing difficult times. May the good Lord help you
01:13:55Excuse me. I wonder if you could tell me where I could find the hotel in the square. Yes, it's there
01:14:02I saw it jump
01:14:04What jumped?
01:14:09That's aunt Lily made the pill really has an effect they're sure not fooling around in there
01:14:20Maria yes father. I hope that I hope you don't feel I've been stupid for not seeing the truth
01:14:26Tell me though you and Amadeus are in love, aren't you? Look father. You haven't lost your daughters. You've gained three sons
01:14:32But I don't know how to raise boys. They're fully grown
01:14:35Good night, Maria, and you to Amadeus. Good night father
01:14:39And if you can try not to be so tired in the future
01:14:45And to both of you I also wish good night, I have no other choice I'm afraid good night from us tomorrow
01:14:51We'll talk over the ceremony. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sure. Of course. They've been lying all along as well
01:14:57Good night, Elizabeth. Good night father
01:15:04I'm a doctor Papa
01:15:07Father yes, you're a darling
01:15:10Thank you
01:15:12Elizabeth I feel I should apologize. You never told me a lie. You're the only one
01:15:17You're a mighty fine girl you must be rewarded yes, Millie deserves a present
01:15:21I'm just the man to give it to her if nobody's looking. I believe the best gift is me
01:15:26Millie are you about finished with your work tonight?
01:15:32Good night, you're a mighty fine girl. You must be rewarded. Yes, Millie deserves a present
01:15:37I'm just the man to give it to her if nobody's looking. I believe the best gift is me
01:15:41Oh
01:16:11I
01:16:19Won't do there's room under here
01:16:41Oh
01:16:50Herbert just great. I am in tip-top shape tonight, baby. Oh, you sure I couldn't ask for anything bigger or better than you
01:17:00I'm going to have you crawling the walls tonight
01:17:11Oh
01:17:17That's beyond belief he better not scold us again this makes us even with him all that morality let him have some fun
01:17:30Are you all right?
01:17:35You sure I
01:17:38Think you ought to do it again doctor
01:17:51Okay
01:17:59The very worst of the whole lot
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