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00:00Assalam-o-Alaikum dear viewers, today I am with Delhi, Pakistan
00:04and right now we are with Baba Don Karela
00:08who has a very unique style of selling bitter gourd and cucumber in English
00:12he is selling bitter gourd and cucumber in different ways
00:15and if someone doesn't buy his cucumber, then he sells it on the corner of the bitter gourd
00:20because he is known as the don of the whole area
00:22his style is very unique, look at his hat, his glasses, his beard, his face
00:27look at his coat, look at his glasses, look at his beard
00:30and first of all, what a great break dance he does with English
00:40Sir, what are you selling?
00:42All vegetables
00:43All vegetables, what do you have?
00:45Cauliflower, carrot, peas, potato, ginger, garlic, onion, green onion, green chilli
00:50all vegetables at very cheap price, all vegetables at very fresh, very fresh
00:55why you are so busy in Delhi?
00:58people like me, they love me a lot
01:02what is the reason for that?
01:04because I am fresh daily
01:06you are fresh daily?
01:07yes
01:08what is the relation between you and people?
01:10they say, all vegetable vendors are not so fresh
01:13why what is this, why you are so fresh
01:16where did you learn English?
01:18I am from British Oxford University
01:21British Oxford University?
01:24what did you do there?
01:26I am a member of F.Chamber of Conference
01:28I can apply for visa to any country
01:31yes
01:32show me your face
01:33what?
01:34show me
01:36did you go to Oxford University?
01:38I went there to study
01:39what did you study?
01:40I studied vegetables
01:45you went to learn names of vegetables
01:47yes
01:48of course I will learn English, if I study English, I will learn names
01:51if someone asks you to sell vegetables, how will you sell them?
01:54but record, Rs.100, Rs.200 for 1 kg
01:591 kg, 2 kg
02:02cauliflower, carrot, peas, potato, ginger, garlic, onion, green onion, green chilli
02:07all vegetables at very cheap price, all vegetables at very fresh, very fresh
02:13sugar for milk, milk for tea, tea for you, you for me
02:19he is from Kerala
02:20it is not difficult to catch Babadon, it is impossible
02:23police of 11 countries are after Babadon
02:26BBC London reports that Babadon has entered Pakistan
02:29oh my god, very dangerous Babadon, very dangerous
02:34take Babadon to Taniya
02:36and go home and talk to Taniya
02:38take Babadon to Taniya's pond, fill the pond with water
02:41if Babadon doesn't listen to you, Babadon will kill you
02:45the gold that you are wearing, is it real or fake?
02:48it is real
02:49the gold is so rich, why are you selling cucumber and bitter gourd?
02:52I am happy that I am selling cucumber
02:55I don't want much money
02:57you want cucumber and bitter gourd
02:58yes
02:59what is the use of selling cucumber and bitter gourd with cucumber?
03:01see, this dish will be made, this dish will be made, my mother-in-law will be happy
03:04oh my god
03:05lemon has been cut, but there is no rope
03:07lemon has been cut, but there is no rope
03:09Babadon has gone to sleep, no mother-in-law, mother-in-law has gone to enjoy
03:12Babadon has gone to sleep, no mother-in-law
03:14wow, wow
03:17wow, wow
03:22wow, wow
03:23wow, wow
03:24wow, wow
03:26repeat
03:27wow, wow
03:28wow, wow
03:29wow, wow
03:30wow, wow
03:31wow, wow
03:32wow, wow
03:33wow, wow
03:34wow, wow
03:35wow, wow
03:36Babadon, do you know ABC?
03:39I know ABC
03:40say it
03:41A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, G, H
03:44that's it, that's it
03:47my wife left me
03:48why?
03:49I used to speak a lot of English
03:53why?
03:55why English?
03:57you used to speak English and she left you
03:59she said leave English or leave me
04:01I said I can't leave English, I will leave you
04:04this is a non-disposable
04:07have you ever spoken to an English person?
04:09people from America come to me
04:11and say you are being interviewed
04:13we are watching you there too
04:15and my interview is going on in India
04:16they are saying in English
04:17wow, wow, wow
04:18he is a Pakistani
04:19he is speaking English so fast
04:20he is selling vegetables
04:21oh my god
04:22cauliflower and carrot and peas and potato
04:24change your garlic
04:25onion curry, onion curry in Delhi
04:27all vegetable at very cheap rate
04:29show me your eyes
04:31I haven't put sunflower seeds in my eyes
04:33why?
04:34that's it