Wolverine is recovering from his injuries when he crosses paths with the loudmouth, Deadpool. They team up to defeat a common enemy.
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00:00I
00:01Told you you're not welcome here. You're not welcome anywhere. Now get the fuck out of my bar
00:06Just give me one more drink and then I'll leave
00:10Hi peanut, I'm gonna need you to come with me right now
00:13Look lady. I'm not interested
00:16All right. Well, I'm sort of on the tick-tick. So I'll see Daisy. Oh
00:22Whiskey dick of the claws. It's quite common in Wolverines over 40. You don't want this
00:27Unless you want to take a deep breath through your fucking forehead. I suggest you reconsider
00:38I'm about to lose everything that I've ever cared about
00:42Not my fucking problem, is that what you said when your world went to shit
00:49Come again this Wolverine let down his entire world
00:57I
01:01Want to talk about what's haunting you or should we wait for a third act flashback, uh, go fuck yourself
01:15I don't know anything about saving world, but you do
01:21Trust me kid. I'm no hero
01:24You were an x-man you were the x-man I
01:32Am soaking wet right now
01:47Boys are so silly
01:50This is what I'm talking about
01:55Big slow-motion action sequence
02:00Who knows if you live or die
02:05Let's fucking go let's fucking go
02:09I
02:19Want to do some cocaine hey, okay, it's the one thing that Feige said is off-limits
02:23What about Bolivian marching bell? I know all the slang terms
02:27They have a list even snowboarding even disco dust white girl interrupted even for us bump. Do you want to build a snowman? Yes