• 7 months ago
LFG.

Wolverine is recovering from his injuries when he crosses paths with the loudmouth, Deadpool. They team up to defeat a common enemy.
Transcript
00:00 I told you you're not welcome here. You're not welcome anywhere. Now get the fuck out of my bar
00:06 Just give me one more drink and then I'll leave
00:08 Hi peanut I'm gonna need you to come with me right now
00:13 Look lady. I'm not interested
00:15 All right. Well, I'm sort of on the tick-tick. So upsy-daisy
00:18 Oh
00:22 Whiskey dick of the claws. It's quite common in Wolverines over 40. You don't want this
00:27 Unless you want to take a deep breath through your fucking forehead. I suggest you reconsider
00:31 I'm about to lose everything that I've ever cared about
00:41 Not my fucking problem, is that what you said when your world went to shit
00:46 Come again this Wolverine let down his entire world
00:54 I
00:56 Want to talk about what's haunting you or should we wait for a third act flashback go fuck yourself
01:06 I don't know anything about saving world, but you do
01:19 Trust me kid. I'm no hero
01:24 You were an X-Man you were the X-Man I
01:29 Am soaking wet right now
01:34 Boys are so silly
01:51 This is what I'm talking about slow-motion action sequence
01:58 Who knows if you live or die
02:02 Let's fucking go let's fucking go
02:19 What I do some cocaine hey, okay, it's the one thing that Feige said is off-limits
02:23 What about Bolivian marching power? No all the slang terms
02:27 They have a list even snowboarding even disco dust white girl interrupted even for us bump. Do you want to build a snowman? Yes
02:33 I can't
02:35 ♪ Hey, music ♪

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