The program has gained a strong following due to its light-hearted and entertaining style, offering viewers a break from the more serious news segments. It airs on weekends and is popular for its sharp satire and fun-filled atmosphere. "Hoshyarian" is loved for providing comedy while subtly reflecting on important social issues.
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02:15 Wow! Wow! Wow!
02:16 "Go, my friend. Take God's hand."
02:20 Where's Sardar?
02:22 "On that day of four days.." - Okay.
02:26 "That day, Eid.." - Wow!
02:29 "..we wish you a happy Eid." - Wow!
02:31 "The day we meet again.." - Wow!
02:35 Wow! Wow, that's really great.
02:38 Pancho, if you make a guitar and start making demands..
02:41 ..you'll earn more.
02:42 Do you think I'll make a guitar and start making demands?
02:44 (Laughs)
02:46 Our days are about to change.
02:48 What happened? Is the police coming?
02:50 Say something nice.
02:53 Actually, we've been giving relief to people for a month.
02:57 No one is robbing us.
02:58 Wow! You've done a great job.
03:00 We've been robbing people for a month.
03:04 Yes.
03:05 We've been getting money for a month.
03:07 Oh!
03:08 You haven't given us relief.
03:10 You've failed to rob us.
03:11 No, we've given it to you.
03:13 Then?
03:14 A maid has been killed.
03:18 Okay.
03:18 She said that she was killed.
03:20 Okay.
03:20 She said that she was shot in the neck.
03:22 Then?
03:23 I had some money in my pocket.
03:24 Yes.
03:25 I gave her some flour.
03:27 I told her to cook food and I'll come back.
03:29 Wow!
03:30 Mr. Arun, the situation has become so bad.
03:33 You're like Robin Hood.
03:36 What do you do?
03:37 He was a very cheap man.
03:40 Oh!
03:41 He used to distribute the money to the poor.
03:44 Okay.
03:44 But, he doesn't allow anyone to rob him.
03:46 He does bribery and robbery.
03:49 He's not like us.
03:50 It's very bad that you don't allow anyone to rob you.
03:55 He's been robbed by the poor.
03:57 You can't say that.
03:58 You can't generalize the matter.
04:00 I have some money.
04:02 You can't generalize.
04:02 Apologize to him.
04:04 Apologize to him.
04:05 I like your work.
04:07 You didn't rob anyone during Ramzan and Eid.
04:10 Okay.
04:11 What about the month before Ramzan?
04:13 We'll have to give relief in the month of June.
04:15 You're doing a better job than the government.
04:21 We'll rob anyone.
04:23 That's right.
04:24 Did you rob anyone during the month before Ramzan?
04:26 We thought that Ramzan is approaching.
04:29 Yes.
04:30 We thought that we should fear God.
04:31 We gave them relief.
04:35 Okay.
04:35 The meter of the mother has been cut.
04:37 Okay.
04:37 The demand notice has been snapped.
04:40 Wow! That's great.
04:42 We thought that we'll get robbed.
04:44 We were so scared.
04:46 We went to the police station.
04:48 The house was big.
04:49 Okay.
04:50 We had robbed 40,000 rupees.
04:52 You kept the money and robbed.
04:54 I did that.
04:57 Okay.
04:58 He's a smart boy.
04:59 He said that we should keep the money.
05:02 Sir, we thought that we'll get robbed.
05:04 Why are you so tired today?
05:07 We should be active.
05:10 Okay.
05:10 We're tired because we've been sitting idle.
05:12 The chief has given us his books.
05:14 Look at him.
05:15 Yes.
05:15 Look at him.
05:16 Look at him.
05:16 He has a bad dream.
05:17 He has a bad dream.
05:19 He says that he'll rob people in his dream.
05:21 Wake him up.
05:23 Sir, he's a dangerous man.
05:24 He doesn't even touch him.
05:25 He's a lion.
05:26 He can't even touch a mouse.
05:28 Oh, God!
05:29 Oh, God!
05:31 He's awake.
05:32 Did you see?
05:36 He's awake. - He's not a snake.
05:37 You guys are so funny.
05:41 You can sing.
05:42 I'm sure that you can play an instrument.
05:45 I can play a beautiful instrument.
05:46 Did you see?
05:47 I know that you can play the guitar too.
05:49 I'm Naseeb Ulal's son.
05:50 Really?
05:51 Sir, we never told you this.
05:52 I'm Masalan Kahi's son.
05:55 Hey, dacoit.
05:59 Will you kill me?
06:01 Run away.
06:02 There's no one here.
06:02 No.
06:03 You won't let me go.
06:05 Do you know that I don't have money?
06:06 Listen to me.
06:09 Who are you?
06:10 I'm a traveler.
06:12 I was told to go to a short distance.
06:14 I was going to Rangpur.
06:15 Why are you going to Rangpur?
06:16 Are you going to buy colours?
06:17 No.
06:17 Rangpur is the name of the village.
06:19 How will you go to Rangpur?
06:20 Kalu. - Yes.
06:21 Leave him.
06:22 Bring him tea.
06:23 What tea?
06:25 I know that you'll beat me with your shoes.
06:27 You'll tie me up there.
06:28 You'll open my bag.
06:29 No, I won't beat you.
06:30 These shoes are mine.
06:30 You know that no one will follow me.
06:33 Go to your house.
06:35 No.
06:36 Go. I won't tell you anything.
06:38 No. You'll never let me go.
06:40 You'll tie me up there.
06:42 Who is your boss?
06:43 Yes.
06:44 Sir, please forgive me.
06:46 How many shoes will you rob?
06:48 You.
06:49 You'll take money from this bag.
06:52 You'll take his clothes.
06:53 No.
06:54 I know that you'll find out.
06:56 I've written a newspaper.
06:58 I've taken 50 lakhs.
06:59 You'll take it from me.
07:00 Sir, he's a fool.
07:02 No.
07:03 He has 50 lakhs.
07:04 He won't let me drive.
07:05 No. I don't have that hobby.
07:07 I don't take money.
07:08 You'll take 50 lakhs from this bag.
07:09 No.
07:10 Give me your happiness.
07:11 I'll give you all.
07:12 Go to your house.
07:12 No. I won't.
07:13 You'll keep all of them.
07:14 I've kept them.
07:16 I know that 50 lakhs is nothing.
07:19 You'll tie me up.
07:20 You'll call me.
07:22 You'll ask for crores of rupees.
07:24 You'll get it.
07:25 Aren't we robbers?
07:28 If we tie you up in your bag,
07:31 you'll be a Sardar.
07:33 Mr. Arun, I know that
07:37 robbers tie up people.
07:40 I'll tie myself up.
07:42 You tie me up with force.
07:44 What's this?
07:48 What kind of people are you?
07:50 I said, call me.
07:52 You came when we were in a bad situation.
07:54 We were going to beat you.
07:56 Beat me.
07:57 What?
07:58 I'm a widow.
07:59 Why did we beat you?
08:01 I came to tie you up.
08:05 Now, call me and demand.
08:09 I'll tell you one thing.
08:11 I can't fulfill your 20 crores demand.
08:14 I'll give you 10 crores.
08:16 If you want more,
08:17 give me 2-4 days.
08:19 I'll give you now.
08:20 You go to your house.
08:21 Call me.
08:23 What's the number?
08:25 Yes.
08:25 345..
08:27 345..
08:28 345..
08:29 5..
08:30 567..
08:31 What's your name?
08:33 Pappu.
08:34 Greetings.
08:36 I'm your dacoit.
08:38 I've been to many places.
08:41 I left my work and your man asked me to tie you up.
08:44 He's a criminal.
08:47 Yes, I don't have a man.
08:49 Tie me up.
08:51 It's a demand.
08:53 It's not our demand.
08:54 He's asking for 10 crores.
08:58 Take this. - What's this?
08:59 What's this?
09:00 He's a criminal. - What happened?
09:02 He said he'll give you 10 crores and beat you up.
09:05 What's this?
09:09 He said he'll give you money and beat you up.
09:12 He'll beat you up.
09:14 Take the money.
09:15 I'll go and get the money.
09:18 Okay. Take the bag.
09:20 Give me the rope.
09:22 I'll tell my family that I'm a widow.
09:25 This rope is our property.
09:28 Sir, I'm hungry.
09:31 Can you give me something to eat?
09:32 Sir, I don't eat breakfast.
09:35 Yes.
09:36 Give me your place.
09:39 Dacoit, your wife has brought me here.
09:42 What did she say?
09:45 The ration is over. Everything is over.
09:48 Can't you feed the four dacoits?
09:51 The ration is over. Tell me now.
09:54 God didn't give us children. He gave us four dacoits.
09:57 She's like a sister-in-law. She's eating the rice.
10:00 Listen to me. - Where's the flour?
10:01 Everything is over. The flour, sugar, everything.
10:05 It's okay. I'll get it.
10:08 No. I don't want to cook.
10:10 You do one thing. - Yes.
10:11 Order food from outside.
10:12 Is the food ready? - Yes.
10:14 I won't send him.
10:16 He's been talking for an hour and I didn't hear him.
10:19 Hold this. Get up.
10:21 This is just Rs. 200.
10:22 Go and get it.
10:24 Hold this.
10:25 Hold this. It's Rs. 200.
10:30 I'm sitting here like a beggar.
10:33 Go and get it. - Go.
10:35 I've already spent Rs. 1.
10:39 Sir, take this Rs. 200.
10:42 Yes. - And get all the things.
10:44 I knew I'll have to go.
10:46 Do you want to do charity?
10:49 No. - Okay.
10:50 Take this.
10:52 I've brought the order from outside.
10:54 Okay.
10:55 And he's asking for food.
10:57 Yes. - Go and get it.
10:59 Hold this. Get up.
11:01 Don't make me a boss.
11:04 I'm not a boss. - Where are you going to get it?
11:06 Go to Lal-e-Bakshu's shop. - Okay.
11:08 And get all the things you need.
11:11 Okay. - The boss is awake.
11:14 I'm coming. - Okay.
11:19 Go and get it. - Okay.
11:21 I went to the shop.
11:24 I asked for Rs. 200.
11:26 He said, 'What is Rs. 200?'
11:28 He took Rs. 200 and slapped me.
11:30 How dare you?
11:32 How dare you slap my dacoits?
11:36 Like this.
11:37 I slapped you like this.
11:39 He slapped me. - He slapped you.
11:42 Look at this. - What is this?
11:44 He slapped me.
11:45 Hold this. - I got slapped.
11:48 Tell me.
11:49 Tell me. - Put this on your head.
11:52 And walk. - Okay.
11:55 Come on.
11:56 I'm Lal-e-Bakshu.
11:59 You're Lal-e-Bakshu? - Yes.
12:00 Lal-e-Bakshu.
12:02 I'm getting the things for you.
12:04 I'm not a beggar.
12:06 You were rich. I'm poor.
12:09 Sir, he gave me Rs. 200. - Okay.
12:12 I made a list of all the things he got for me.
12:15 Okay. - I made Rs. 2,500.
12:17 I'll give you if you rob me.
12:19 Let's run away.
12:20 I'll give you the things. - What things?
12:23 I've stopped only beating people.
12:25 I'm still a Shukar.
12:29 You're a Shukar.
12:31 You spit when you cut the shoe.
12:34 You've become too much.
12:37 You'll dance now.
12:38 I won't do it. - Balu.
12:40 Tie his hands. - Yes, sir.
12:44 I thought you were my father but you're not.
12:47 Tie him.
12:52 Now tell me.
12:54 I'll kill you.
12:55 You're already a kid.
12:58 I'm getting a call.
13:00 Oh, no.
13:02 Is it from Tarakaran's house? - Yes.
13:04 Yes. - Who is he?
13:06 He's my father.
13:07 He's your father? - Yes.
13:09 What's the rate?
13:11 You don't know the rate.
13:14 What did you get?
13:15 I got 88.
13:16 88? - Yes.
13:18 If you sell it for a crore, you'll get something.
13:20 I'll sell it for a crore.
13:21 How are you, brother?
13:26 I'm sitting here.
13:27 You know that if I sell it for a crore, you'll get something.
13:31 Crore?
13:33 What else do you want to say?
13:34 He doesn't want to tell you the rate.
13:36 How much do you want to tell him?
13:38 I don't want to tell him.
13:41 I don't want to tell you. Let him take it.
13:42 No.
13:44 Tell me, brother.
13:48 Who will get the first shot?
13:49 Tarak, you're a bad man.
13:51 Let go of my hand.
13:52 Let go of my hand. I'll slap your boss.
13:55 Sell it for a crore. I'll give you the medicine.
13:58 I'll give you the medicine.
14:00 How much will you give me?
14:01 If I give you 10 rupees, how much will I get?
14:07 Look, the workers are also very smart.
14:10 I'll give you the medicine.
14:11 I won't give you more than 10 rupees.
14:13 I'm a responsible man.
14:15 Okay.
14:17 I'll give you the car at 10 o'clock.
14:19 You'll get the medicine.
14:20 Who will get the money?
14:22 We didn't take the money from Parvez.
14:24 We didn't take the money from Parvez.
14:26 I won't tell you.
14:28 Why are you telling him?
14:30 I won't tell you. I'll tell Parvez.
14:32 I won't tell you. I'll tell Parvez.
14:35 Why are you so stubborn?
14:38 I'll get it from your shop.
14:42 Okay.
14:43 Sir, how much did you take? 80 rupees?
14:46 Yes. - Did you sell it for a crore?
14:47 12 lakh rupees. - 12 lakh rupees.
14:50 Yes. - You're the biggest dacoit.
14:52 Hey. - Yes.
14:56 I think we're also big dacoits.
15:00 He has got 12 lakh rupees.
15:04 He didn't bring a single rupee.
15:06 He'll do all the business.
15:07 Shut up. I can hear you.
15:09 Really? - Leave.
15:11 Yes. - Hello.
15:14 Greetings, sir.
15:15 I'll have to call him.
15:16 He has brought an order from my store.
15:19 Thank you.
15:20 Lala. - We..
15:21 You're very decent.
15:23 Open your hands.
15:24 Open Lala's hands. - Open it.
15:25 Open Lala's hands.
15:26 Where did you get the gun?
15:31 The gun.. - Show him the gun.
15:34 Show him. - He'll take it.
15:36 Lala, we bought the gun.
15:38 We're short of money.
15:39 You're buying spices.
15:40 We'll give you money.
15:41 These are quality guns.
15:43 Really?
15:44 I'll buy you a gun.
15:45 Lala, he bought it.
15:47 Shoot it from 100 feet.
15:49 What? - Shoot it.
15:50 Lala. - He won't miss a bullet.
15:51 Yes. - He's a good boy.
15:53 Hello.
15:54 Yes.
15:56 Come with the guns.
15:58 What's the price?
15:59 Come.
16:00 I'm coming. - What's the price?
16:02 What's the price?
16:02 Whatever price you want.
16:03 It'll be cheap.
16:05 Okay. - We had a country man.
16:07 You're not a country man anymore.
16:09 That's it. - Lala.
16:11 I'll shoot you.
16:12 You're right.
16:13 You've insulted me.
16:15 You can't go now.
16:17 Sir, give me a gun.
16:18 I'm coming.
16:20 Lala, I didn't wash your clothes.
16:24 You washed my clothes.
16:26 You washed my clothes.
16:27 I'll do that.
16:29 Give me. - Hands up.
16:30 Two policemen surrounded you.
16:33 Put your hands up.
16:35 May God bless you.
16:37 I never thought I'd be able to hate so much.
16:41 Sir, he's the real bandit.
16:46 He robbed us of Rs. 1.5 lakhs.
16:49 He robbed us.
16:50 It's true to some extent. - Yes.
16:53 The middle man is a bad man.
16:55 There are many bad things written about him.
16:59 He shouldn't be a middle man.
17:01 He's someone's bread and butter.
17:04 He should be sold in the market.
17:06 The end user should buy it from the market.
17:09 The middle man should be sold from here to there.
17:12 If two middle men come in between
17:15 the prices will go up by 30%.
17:17 That's right.
17:17 If someone wants to be a middle man economically
17:20 the best solution is
17:22 there are two requirements.
17:24 First, the payment for the goods you bought.
17:28 You saw he wasn't paying.
17:29 That's right. He was just transferring.
17:31 He was just transferring the payment.
17:34 If you want to earn halal money
17:37 because you could have made a profit from it.
17:39 If you want to earn halal money
17:41 you should buy the goods from one place
17:42 pay the full price for it
17:44 and remove it from its place.
17:47 When you remove it
17:49 you need a place to store it.
17:51 You'll become a proper businessman
17:53 which we call a godown.
17:55 The middle man will be gone.
17:57 He's a bandit.
17:58 We should also think about
18:00 the farmers and the farmers' farmers
18:02 who are doing this kind of work.
18:04 They should learn a little business.
18:06 They don't know how to do business
18:08 that's why they rely on someone
18:09 to come and sell their goods.
18:11 The reason is that these people are sitting in between.
18:14 They don't let them pass through.
18:16 They don't let them link.
18:18 They make a godown
18:20 and then say it's a storage.
18:22 Making a godown is not a storage.
18:24 Making a godown and keeping the goods inside
18:27 and denying that you don't have the goods
18:29 is a storage.
18:30 I sell the goods on the street.
18:32 I sell the goods on the street.
18:34 I earn 10 rupees a sack.
18:36 10 rupees a sack.
18:39 Put the gun straight.
18:40 Yes.
18:42 Sir, it's not our fault.
18:44 Get lost.
18:45 Get straight.
18:46 Bullets will not hit you.
18:48 One minute.
18:50 Listen to my phone.
18:52 Who is calling?
18:54 Who?
18:55 Who is this Arshad Mirchala?
18:57 Listen to him.
18:58 Don't tell him.
18:59 Why?
19:00 Keep your share in this.
19:01 I will deposit money in your account.
19:04 Take this.
19:07 Brother.
19:09 Yes.
19:09 I don't have money.
19:11 Take it.
19:12 Brother, take this too.
19:15 Ladies and gentlemen, there is a small break.
19:20 We will meet after the break.
19:22 What colour did you get?
19:23 Exactly the same.
19:25 That will not be see-through.
19:27 Yes.
19:29 I will not be able to see the body.
19:31 Get me a double coat of colour.
19:33 What is the use if you can't see the body?
19:35 Listen to me.
19:37 What is the matter with the partner?
19:38 If you want to go to the partner's street,
19:40 then make it a lawn.
19:42 If you want to go to the Sharif, then hit me.
19:46 Welcome back, viewers.
19:51 In the break, I have called a tailor
19:54 whose shop was right next to our studio.
19:58 I have sent him to get it done.
19:59 I couldn't get him.
20:00 I gave him a suit for Eid.
20:03 But he has not returned it.
20:04 He neither gave me the suit nor the cloth.
20:06 So, I have called him to sit in front of me
20:10 and finish this story.
20:11 Let me show you who he is.
20:13 Greetings.
20:15 Why do you look so sad?
20:19 I don't want this.
20:21 I told you to get him at any cost.
20:24 I have also got slapped for a suit.
20:29 He has slapped you.
20:32 He said he didn't slap you.
20:34 Maybe he slapped someone else.
20:36 His hands are red.
20:38 He is such a sharp man.
20:41 Whenever I used to come for recording,
20:43 he used to stop me and ask me to stitch a suit.
20:46 I gave him an Egyptian suit.
20:48 I asked him to stitch a suit for him.
20:50 And that day, I couldn't even get it.
20:53 You tell me, what kind of a man is he?
20:55 He is a friend.
20:56 Tell me, who makes your clothes?
21:00 I buy readymade clothes.
21:01 - You buy readymade clothes? - Yes.
21:02 I had a doubt. I thought he doesn't make them.
21:05 What is this screw in his hand?
21:08 Why is it a pitch screw?
21:09 - It is for something. - What is it for?
21:11 Sometimes, the customer comes and asks me
21:13 to loosen the kameez.
21:14 - Yes. - I do this and say, "Loosen it."
21:18 - Look at him. - Did you recognize this suit?
21:22 Where is my suit?
21:23 Did you see how he was talking?
21:25 You gave him the suit. You sent him.
21:27 The suit is ready.
21:29 It is a bit low. The suit is ready.
21:32 I have to get it colored.
21:33 Why did you send Boski to get it colored?
21:35 - I want to hear the truth. - Tell me, what is the truth?
21:38 I am a shy person.
21:41 I am very see-through.
21:42 What have you done? You are always see-through.
21:45 - What? - You are always see-through.
21:47 - Oh. - Yes.
21:48 I think I am a bit thin.
21:50 You ruined all his shows.
21:52 He said he will see the dolls under him.
21:54 He will roam around the streets of Shrikha.
21:56 He will roam around the streets of Shrikha.
21:59 He will make everyone wear polio.
22:02 - Which color did you get him? - Exactly the same.
22:05 It is the same Boski.
22:06 It will just make him not see-through.
22:08 Yes. I think the body won't be visible.
22:12 - I will get it colored. - What is the use?
22:15 The body won't be visible.
22:17 - Listen to me. - What will Shrikha do?
22:19 If you want to go to Shrikha's street, then make a lawn.
22:22 - Listen to me. - If you want to go to Shrikha's street, then do it.
22:26 Give me back my clothes.
22:28 - I will get it. - Give me back my clothes.
22:30 - I am a grown up now. - Give me back my clothes.
22:33 If you can't get it, then take this.
22:35 Where is my clothes?
22:38 - He went to get it colored. - Okay.
22:40 He sent his son, Chigarit, to Vasimakram.
22:43 - Is his name Vasimakram? - Yes.
22:46 Will he go and get my clothes colored and throw them in the gutter?
22:49 Then he will do the same.
22:51 Vasimakram!
22:54 - Yes, sir. - Vasimakram?
22:56 - Yes, my son. - Chigarit Vasimakram.
22:59 Okay. The gutter will be inside this.
23:01 - What color have you got me? - This is it.
23:03 - This is my suit. - Yes. This is your suit.
23:05 Which color have you got me?
23:07 - Sir. - What color have you got me?
23:09 Sir, I was on a loan. I had a lot of money.
23:11 I wanted to get this color.
23:13 When it was my turn, I said, "Do this color."
23:16 What have you got me?
23:18 I wanted to do this. I was in a hurry.
23:20 I said, "Do this color. I will get it."
23:22 - What you have done now... - Yes.
23:24 ...is a color for men.
23:26 - Take it. - What?
23:27 - Hold your ears. - No. No.
23:29 - Don't hit me. - I am not hitting you.
23:31 I am hitting the gutter.
23:32 This is a color for men.
23:34 He has done this before.
23:37 - Shut up. - Who will explain it to you?
23:40 I don't understand.
23:42 He explained it to me on TV.
23:44 Even after that, he gets friends and friends.
23:47 He has a lot of friends.
23:49 I feel good when I go to such gatherings.
23:51 Sir, forgive me. I made a mistake.
23:52 He is a very bad man.
23:55 - Don't be so rude. - You have hurt me.
23:57 - Arun. - Yes.
23:59 You will look good on TV.
24:01 Let him look good on TV.
24:05 I think if he wears this and walks through the streets of his friends,
24:09 he will know that someone has passed by.
24:10 I swear on God, I will wear this suit on the streets of my friends.
24:14 I will make sure that women don't pay for this.
24:17 No. No. If you walk through the streets of your friends,
24:19 they will hear your voice.
24:22 - The way he is sitting. - Yes.
24:25 He is sitting like a donkey.
24:29 - Red. - Yes.
24:30 - He looks so handsome. - Yes.
24:31 Red doesn't suit donkeys.
24:34 The red ones that you wear,
24:35 donkeys wear it with them.
24:37 Take this. I don't want it.
24:39 No. You come here.
24:41 These girls are your employees.
24:43 They will make you wear two suits. You will look good.
24:45 If I start wearing these clothes and do a show,
24:50 then my audience will say that they are your fans.
24:54 Then they will say one thing.
24:55 - What? - Turn around.
24:57 I assure you, I will make you wear pyjamas for free.
25:01 I don't want pyjamas.
25:02 Why are you feeling shy?
25:04 - You are wearing pyjamas. - No.
25:07 - Tell me something. - Yes.
25:09 Is he an anchor or a papu?
25:12 He doesn't wear pyjamas.
25:14 - You can do the show. - Look at this.
25:15 - Oh. - Oh my God.
25:17 This is from aunt Akkadiali Nazira.
25:19 I didn't call her to come. She is upset.
25:22 You should call her.
25:25 She has a big house. You should call her.
25:27 What is this?
25:30 You can wear this kurta and run behind Araf.
25:34 - Haroon. - Yes.
25:37 - You look handsome. - Yes.
25:40 I will look like my sister in this.
25:42 The pan is beautiful.
25:45 What do I do with this pan?
25:46 Believe me. You can wear a basket worth 10,000 rupees.
25:50 You will look like a national team wearing this kurta.
25:55 - One, two, three. - I will say this.
25:56 Welcome to the city.
25:58 When I left home in the morning, I saw you wearing a leg piece.
26:04 This color will suit you.
26:07 Let it go. These clothes are not for me.
26:09 You ruined it.
26:10 You ruined the skirt.
26:11 You ruined the suit.
26:13 When will you learn? You are old.
26:17 When will you learn? Who will explain to you?
26:19 Believe me. I will explain to him.
26:22 You don't have to bend or dye your hair.
26:25 - Haroon. - Yes.
26:28 - I will do one more thing. - What?
26:30 I will give you a free lash.
26:32 You are crazy.
26:35 - What will you do? - You look so bad. Are you crazy?
26:38 What will you look bad? Your eyes are big.
26:41 That means I can wear whatever I want.
26:43 No. When you have to leave, I will tie you up.
26:47 Haroon, wear this suit. It will look good with a color lash.
26:51 We will do a show and sing together.
26:54 - Where is the shalwar? - Sir has brought it outside.
26:57 - I will bring it. - What is the use?
26:59 He has made me wear a red shalwar and shirt.
27:02 I think he is a bad student.
27:06 - Yes. - A teacher is like this.
27:09 - I didn't do it. - He doesn't know what a pick is.
27:13 - Come fast. - Coming, sir.
27:16 - Here you go, sir. - Oh.
27:18 - What is this? - Who brought this?
27:20 It's a pick.
27:23 Ladies and gentlemen, a short break.
27:29 Don't go anywhere. See you after the break.
27:31 - Mr. Agha. - Your question is over.
27:33 - Mr. Agha, listen. - Yes.
27:35 He will make a scene and then he will become rich.
27:39 He doesn't just become rich.
27:43 He will also make his wife fight.
27:45 - Why are you fighting? - What do you care?
27:51 What do you care? You are not Arnold.
27:54 - I am not that kind of person. - No.
27:57 I don't even get your designs with cheetahs.
28:00 "Be careful."
28:03 Welcome back, viewers.
28:05 Mr. Arun, I want to ask a question of common sense.
28:07 - Common sense? - You have it.
28:09 So, uncommon sense.
28:11 - Let me ask. - Yes, tell me.
28:13 - You are driving. - Okay.
28:15 Suddenly, you see your wife and girlfriend.
28:19 Who will you hit?
28:20 The brakes.
28:22 - Wow. - Wow.
28:27 Gokha, what is this?
28:29 You didn't get a high class shelter.
28:32 You got a shelter for ticket collectors.
28:34 Thank God, I got one.
28:38 I swear, I got one.
28:40 - Gokha went to Saudi Arabia. - Okay.
28:43 He started driving lessons.
28:45 He said, "You can drive alone."
28:47 I said, "I can do it with two people."
28:48 He slapped me.
28:50 Sir, it's a question of common sense.
28:52 - No one will answer except Mr. Agha. - Okay.
28:54 I don't believe in anyone's common sense.
28:56 There is only one person
28:58 who has a lot of common sense.
29:00 - What? - Mr. Agha. Applause.
29:01 Wow.
29:03 - Mr. Agha. - Your question is over.
29:07 - Mr. Agha, listen. - Yes.
29:09 He will create a scene and make a scene.
29:11 He will become rich.
29:12 He will not only become rich,
29:17 he will also fight with his wife.
29:18 - Why does he fight? - Who are you?
29:23 Who are you, wife?
29:25 Aren't you Arnold?
29:28 - Aren't you the one who creates scenes? - No.
29:31 You don't even have a cheetah as your symbol.
29:33 Mr. Agha, there is a wall which is 100 feet high.
29:36 - Yes. - Yes.
29:37 - There is a donkey standing below. - Yes.
29:39 He was given a task to climb up.
29:41 There is no lift, no rope, no helicopter
29:44 to lift him up.
29:45 How will he climb up?
29:46 It's not that simple.
29:48 He is my brother.
29:48 You asked him a question.
29:50 - Listen. - Yes, sir.
29:51 I give up on his behalf.
29:52 Even the donkey gives up.
29:54 [ALL LAUGHING]
29:55 Let's go to the audience.
29:58 - Greetings. - Greetings.
29:59 I would like to recite a poem to you.
30:01 - What is your name? - Abira Tahir.
30:03 Abira, recite the poem.
30:04 I was in search of medicine, leaving my prayers.
30:07 - Wow. - I couldn't walk, leaving the mistakes of the world.
30:10 - Okay. - I am amazed at my desires, Iqbal.
30:13 I asked God for everything, but leaving God.
30:16 - Wow. - Wow.
30:18 [ALL APPLAUDING]
30:21 Iqbal has written some great poems.
30:23 You know that he is not Allama Iqbal.
30:27 - No. - He might be Iqbal.
30:29 - Iqbal, yes. - Yes.
30:30 But he is not Allama Iqbal.
30:31 - Because Allama Iqbal... - Iqbal is from Musa.
30:33 [ALL LAUGHING]
30:34 Look at the brain of the poem, Mr. Agha.
30:37 - Yes. - You are distributing two flatbreads.
30:40 [ALL LAUGHING]
30:41 - Next. - Greetings.
30:43 Greetings.
30:44 I am Anam Sardar. I would like to recite a poem.
30:46 Wow. Anam Sardar.
30:48 You should order, Mr. Sardar.
30:50 [ALL LAUGHING]
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31:43 Wow.
31:45 [ALL APPLAUDING]
31:47 - Yes. - Greetings, sir.
31:49 Greetings.
31:50 My name is Mahamaskar. I would like to recite a poem.
31:52 Okay. What do you do?
31:54 Sir, I have done my Master's in studies.
31:56 Wow. Very good.
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