Secret Magic Control Agency (2021)
Secret Magic Control Agency (also known as Hansel & Gretel) is a 2021 English-language Russian animated comedy film directed by Aleksey Tsitsilin and written by Analisa LaBianco, Vladimir Nikolaev, Jeffery Spencer, Tsitsilin, and Alexey Zamyslov. Produced by Wizart Animation, CTB Film Company, and QED International, the film is a loose adaptation of the fairy tale Hansel and Gretel by the Brothers Grimm.
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00:00:00 [MUSIC]
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00:00:36 [LAUGH] Only three more days until my birthday.
00:00:41 >> Your Majesty, the dishes for
00:00:44 your upcoming celebration are waiting for you to taste and approve.
00:00:49 >> I'm coming.
00:00:53 [LAUGH] Good morning, Rosario.
00:00:56 >> Bonjour, Your Majesty.
00:00:57 [MUSIC]
00:01:03 >> So, what kind of surprises have you prepared for us this year?
00:01:07 >> Great pastry to whet your appetite.
00:01:10 And then there is chicken eggs stuffed with apples in their own juices.
00:01:14 Magnifique.
00:01:16 And the main course, bronze turkey baked with potatoes.
00:01:21 And of course, dessert.
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00:01:30 [FOREIGN]
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00:01:59 [LAUGH]
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00:02:12 >> Rosario, I don't like this food.
00:02:18 They're gone.
00:02:19 >> No.
00:02:20 [MUSIC]
00:02:22 >> Hurry up.
00:02:23 >> Save me.
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00:02:28 [LAUGH]
00:02:32 >> Why are you standing still?
00:02:34 Go and save the king.
00:02:36 >> Yeah, back off.
00:02:38 Go.
00:02:39 [MUSIC]
00:02:41 >> Save Rosario.
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00:03:00 >> The king has been kidnapped.
00:03:08 >> What?
00:03:09 How?
00:03:10 That's impossible.
00:03:11 >> It was black magic.
00:03:12 Shall I assemble the army, sir?
00:03:14 >> No.
00:03:15 We don't need any panic.
00:03:17 What happened is a strict secret.
00:03:20 To fight against black magic, we must turn to the SMCA.
00:03:26 The secret magic control agency covertly watches all the magicians of the kingdom.
00:03:31 [MUSIC]
00:03:35 They have registered every single magic wand.
00:03:38 [MUSIC]
00:03:40 No potion can be brewed without their knowledge.
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00:03:54 So if anyone can find the king, they can.
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00:04:15 >> Ah, here he is.
00:04:17 Good, good.
00:04:20 What?
00:04:21 Who are you?
00:04:22 How did you get in here, little lady?
00:04:24 >> Special agent Gretel, secret magic control agency.
00:04:27 >> SMCA?
00:04:29 What would you even need from me?
00:04:31 I'm just a law-abiding circus worker trying to earn an honest wage.
00:04:35 >> Nice try.
00:04:36 Word on the street is you run a smuggling operation.
00:04:39 >> Let's just go out into the fresh air.
00:04:42 We can discuss this out there.
00:04:44 Believe me, there must be some mistake.
00:04:47 >> The mistake was kidnapping the king.
00:04:49 >> Ow!
00:04:50 [MUSIC]
00:04:52 You really should have minded your own business.
00:04:54 Boys, show this lady her way home.
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00:05:32 >> For kidnapping his majesty, you will be sentenced to life in--
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00:05:46 >> What?
00:05:48 It was a false lead.
00:05:51 But still, you're keeping magical creatures in cages?
00:05:55 This is forbidden.
00:05:56 >> Oh, what are you talking about?
00:05:58 What cages?
00:05:59 These are their houses.
00:06:01 They're absolutely happy here.
00:06:03 >> Let's see about that.
00:06:05 >> Now, hold up.
00:06:06 How dare you?
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00:06:41 >> Sir Prime Minister.
00:06:42 >> Agent Stepmother, have you found the king?
00:06:44 >> We have checked into all the wizards and witches we know.
00:06:47 Everyone who wields at least some magic with a license and without, but all in vain.
00:06:53 There's only one last trail left.
00:06:55 >> And finally, Special Agent Gretel, have you managed to find the kidnappers?
00:07:00 >> No, Agent Stepmother.
00:07:01 It was a false trail.
00:07:03 We're at a dead end.
00:07:05 >> We are just missing something.
00:07:07 Something right in plain sight.
00:07:09 >> Then we need to see it from a different angle.
00:07:12 We could use the help of someone who's already done something of this kind.
00:07:16 >> Done what?
00:07:17 Found kidnapped kings?
00:07:18 >> No, someone who's kidnapped someone in the daylight.
00:07:21 Someone who tricked people.
00:07:23 Took them for a ride.
00:07:25 Made complete idiots out of them.
00:07:27 >> I can't really understand where this is going.
00:07:30 >> I do.
00:07:31 I understand.
00:07:32 It's about Master Hansel.
00:07:33 Remember when he stole the golden statue of the king right from the central square?
00:07:38 >> Exactly.
00:07:39 The whole kingdom was just going crazy.
00:07:41 We were searching high and low.
00:07:43 >> Yeah, and remember how smartly he returned it?
00:07:46 Made such big fools out of us all.
00:07:48 >> People still believe he is the greatest wizard in the kingdom.
00:07:51 >> Stop it.
00:07:52 He's nothing but a charlatan.
00:07:55 >> You do understand that if the king is not present at his birthday celebration in two days,
00:08:00 it will lead to panic, chaos, and more panic.
00:08:05 You need to explore every possible alternative.
00:08:09 >> Okay.
00:08:10 This could be our only chance.
00:08:17 Agent Gretel.
00:08:18 >> Aye, ma'am.
00:08:19 >> Arrest Hansel immediately and bring him to me.
00:08:22 >> Aye, ma'am.
00:08:26 >> You really think he's going to cooperate?
00:08:28 >> Be sure that he will.
00:08:30 Agent Gretel is his sister.
00:08:32 >> But will she really arrest her own brother?
00:08:34 >> Of course.
00:08:35 She's a ruthless professional, and her dream is to become the best agent.
00:08:39 She puts her duties above her family.
00:08:43 >> Hurry up.
00:08:44 Hurry up.
00:08:45 We're going to be late.
00:08:46 I've been waiting for this day.
00:08:47 I've been waiting months to see him.
00:08:50 Did you see his last show?
00:08:51 It was spectacular.
00:08:52 >> There's a table over there.
00:08:54 >> Oh, shit.
00:08:55 >> Right over there.
00:08:56 >> Oh, this is a great feature.
00:08:58 >> So sweet.
00:09:06 >> I am Master Hansel.
00:09:09 My hands have been scorched by the flames of chaos and haven't been harmed by any other fire since then.
00:09:17 My eyes have been blinded by the heavenly bodies, and ever since, they can see farther than any mortal eyes.
00:09:27 Though you have no power over the coming future, but I can prophesy it and help you.
00:09:40 Witness it, my children.
00:09:53 Behold!
00:09:55 >> What is that disgusting thing?
00:09:57 >> This used to be a normal rabbit, innocently living on a farm on the edge of town.
00:10:02 Then the farmer had an issue with a sorceress.
00:10:06 One thing led to another.
00:10:07 Next thing you know, the farmer's property gets hit with a jinx.
00:10:12 >> A jinx?
00:10:13 Oh, no, that's horrible.
00:10:16 >> Yes, but only if you don't have a protective ebony amulet, the wood from the bewitched swamps of the miracle forest.
00:10:26 Or a U amulet from the forbidden mountains.
00:10:29 Or the Norwegian boxwood unearthed from the forever fjord of the fairy.
00:10:35 >> Wow, the Norwegian boxwood amulet.
00:10:37 I've been dreaming of this my whole life.
00:10:39 >> The owner of this amulet has no fear of any kind of jinx.
00:10:52 >> I want it.
00:10:53 I want this amulet.
00:10:55 I've been hexed just recently.
00:10:56 Take a look.
00:11:04 >> I'll buy all of them.
00:11:09 I have a huge household.
00:11:10 I don't need any kind of trouble.
00:11:11 >> I'm so gracious.
00:11:12 I also accept jewelry and precious stones over two carats.
00:11:17 >> I'm so happy.
00:11:19 >> Good-bye.
00:11:20 Have a great day.
00:11:22 May the power of the amulet protect you.
00:11:26 >> I feel better already.
00:11:32 >> Excuse me.
00:11:34 >> How did you -- >> I'm sorry, master Hansel.
00:11:37 I just waited for everyone to leave.
00:11:39 Could you please lend me one of your amulets?
00:11:43 I'm an orphan and my little sister has fallen badly ill.
00:11:47 I can't afford a doctor.
00:11:50 So your amulet is the only hope.
00:11:55 >> No.
00:11:56 The thing is, these amulets, the magic doesn't work on children.
00:12:02 >> So what should I do?
00:12:05 >> I do have some magic gold coins.
00:12:08 They'll help you pay for a doctor and anything else you and your sister need out there on your own.
00:12:13 >> Oh, thank you so much, master Hansel.
00:12:16 >> But remember this.
00:12:18 If you tell anyone that it was me that gave you these magic coins, they'll turn into dust.
00:12:24 >> We won't tell anyone.
00:12:26 Thank you.
00:12:30 >> What now?
00:12:32 >> Hansel.
00:12:34 >> Gretel?
00:12:36 Sister!
00:12:38 >> You're under arrest.
00:12:42 >> Freeze!
00:12:44 >> Hands in the air.
00:12:46 >> Come on, sis.
00:12:48 This is no way to treat family.
00:12:50 Let's sit down, have some tea, catch up.
00:12:53 >> I'm just going to go put the kettle on.
00:12:58 >> You can't fool me.
00:13:00 >> What are you even arresting me for?
00:13:02 If it's because of the flying carpet, everyone saw it flying when I sold it.
00:13:07 Is the genie not coming out of the bottle?
00:13:11 Maybe you're just driving it the wrong way.
00:13:14 >> Stop where you are.
00:13:16 >> So much for the family reunion.
00:13:21 >> Get him!
00:13:24 >> Adios, sister.
00:13:39 >> I'm actually guaranteed one carrier pigeon message.
00:13:43 It's the law.
00:13:45 >> You also have the right to remain silent.
00:14:08 >> Welcome.
00:14:10 Is the young man afraid of having his hair cut?
00:14:12 >> The young man wants a hairstyle that will open up his inner world.
00:14:16 That's the password.
00:14:18 >> Oh!
00:14:21 >> It's so cool here.
00:14:49 >> So this is really where you work?
00:15:12 >> Wow.
00:15:19 >> Hey, you, careful.
00:15:20 That glass of room is unpredictable.
00:15:22 Double up on the restraints.
00:15:23 Use two boots on it.
00:15:25 >> Yes, agent Gretel.
00:15:28 >> You two, word to the wise, suspects in jelly form need to be transported in airtight tubs.
00:15:34 >> We'll fix that, agent Gretel.
00:15:41 >> Good morning.
00:15:59 I am agent stepmother, head of the secret magic control agency.
00:16:03 >> Nice to meet you.
00:16:05 I'm Hansel, an honest and innocent person.
00:16:11 >> Release him.
00:16:12 Three days ago our king was kidnapped right from his palace by magical means.
00:16:17 >> I haven't kidnapped your king.
00:16:19 I took that statue a while back, but I returned it.
00:16:22 It was just a little trick to advertise my business.
00:16:25 >> That's exactly why you're here.
00:16:28 Our best agents have failed to find the kidnapper and time is running out.
00:16:32 If the king is not present at his birthday celebration in two days, we'll have total anarchy.
00:16:39 We need someone like you.
00:16:41 Someone who can see the situation from the thief's point of view.
00:16:45 >> What?
00:16:46 You're turning to this traitor for help?
00:16:49 >> I'm a traitor?
00:16:50 >> Yes.
00:16:51 Our parents were teaching us to be honest and fight against evil.
00:16:55 But you betrayed our family and became a charlatan.
00:16:59 As far as I'm concerned, I don't have a brother.
00:17:03 >> Oh, and wasn't it our parents who were also teaching us not to forget your family?
00:17:08 >> Enough.
00:17:09 Save the family squabble for the holiday dinner table.
00:17:12 You two have to work together.
00:17:15 >> What?
00:17:17 >> No, no way.
00:17:18 >> This is so stupid.
00:17:20 We can't stand each other.
00:17:22 >> We can't stand each other.
00:17:23 >> Exactly.
00:17:24 You goody goodies are way out of this charlatan's league.
00:17:27 >> I'm not asking you for a favor, Master Hansel.
00:17:31 It's going to be easy for us to expose every single trick you've ever pulled.
00:17:36 Every resident of our kingdom will know that you're nothing but a charlatan.
00:17:41 You'll end up on the street, penniless.
00:17:44 No easy life for you anymore.
00:17:47 And as for you, Agent Gretel, you have missed your chance to find the king yourself.
00:17:53 So if you fail to fulfill my order again, there's no way for you to achieve the title of best agent.
00:18:01 You'll be serving coffee around the agency until the end of your days.
00:18:05 >> Huh?
00:18:07 >> So much negative energy coming off her.
00:18:10 >> But if you still manage to find the king, Master Hansel, I'll grant you a license of an 80th level sorcerer.
00:18:19 And you, Agent Gretel, you will get promoted and the title of best agent of the kingdom.
00:18:26 >> For that kind of license, I wouldn't just find the king.
00:18:30 I'd find you the invisible man.
00:18:32 Okay, sister, just like old times, huh?
00:18:35 How about our secret handshake?
00:18:37 >> See Agent's stepdaughter.
00:18:39 She'll equip you with everything you need.
00:18:41 >> Aye, ma'am.
00:18:43 >> Good luck.
00:18:44 The fate of the kingdom depends on you.
00:18:48 >> Huh?
00:18:51 >> Oops, I missed.
00:18:54 >> You've been a terrible shot since we were kids.
00:19:01 >> I can't believe we're working together.
00:19:03 >> You're a hustler, a cheat, a con artist, and a charlatan.
00:19:07 >> I'm sorry.
00:19:08 All I heard was artist.
00:19:11 >> Remember, I work alone, so just stay out of my way.
00:19:29 >> What is this place?
00:19:31 >> Magic R&D division.
00:19:36 Don't touch anything here.
00:19:38 They're all genuine, unlike yours.
00:19:41 >> Oh, yeah, like I can't tell a real amulet from fake.
00:19:54 Wow, they are real.
00:19:57 >> Who would have thought, right?
00:19:59 >> Aladdin's lamp.
00:20:01 Thor's hammer.
00:20:02 This is Pandora's box.
00:20:05 >> Let's take a look at what's inside.
00:20:08 >> Crazy.
00:20:09 >> The legendary sword in the stone.
00:20:11 Maybe I'll just become the new king.
00:20:13 What do you think?
00:20:16 Holy grail.
00:20:19 >> Agent Gretel.
00:20:20 >> Agent's stepdaughter.
00:20:22 >> Who's the civilian?
00:20:24 >> Gretel, look, a flying carpet.
00:20:26 >> My brother.
00:20:28 >> No, just a regular rug.
00:20:31 >> Well, you don't choose your relatives.
00:20:33 >> What is he doing here?
00:20:35 >> We need to get equipment.
00:20:37 He's my new partner.
00:20:39 We're investigating the king's kidnapping.
00:20:41 >> Whoa, seven-league boots.
00:20:44 >> Stop, don't touch those.
00:20:46 You don't know what you're --
00:20:48 >> Ah!
00:20:50 >> Ah!
00:20:51 >> What's the --
00:20:53 >> Ah!
00:20:54 >> I can't --
00:20:59 >> Ow.
00:21:04 >> I hope you haven't broken anything.
00:21:06 >> I'm okay.
00:21:07 Thanks.
00:21:08 >> I wasn't talking about you.
00:21:14 >> Holy amulets.
00:21:16 With an arsenal like this, you can swipe not just the king, but the whole kingdom.
00:21:21 >> I'd say wipe rather than swipe, as in completely wipe out.
00:21:25 >> That's why they're here in the most secure facility ever built.
00:21:29 >> And we only use them to study.
00:21:32 So you're Hansel, that famous charlotte -- I mean illusionist?
00:21:38 >> At your service.
00:21:40 >> How did you steal the statue of the king?
00:21:42 >> Trade secret.
00:21:44 >> Must be cool to have such a famous brother.
00:21:46 >> Yeah, me and my sister are thick as thieves.
00:21:49 She's so proud of me.
00:21:51 >> Ow, ow, ow.
00:21:53 >> Let's get to work.
00:21:55 I'll give you your equipment.
00:21:57 This is where we study the magical artifacts and reverse engineer them to create all the gear and gadgets for our agents.
00:22:03 Like this.
00:22:04 Our brand-new invention.
00:22:06 These are our specially designed glasses.
00:22:09 They allow you to see any signs of magic.
00:22:12 Try them on.
00:22:13 Only you can't look through them for too long or it will damage your eyes.
00:22:17 Just take a quick look and then take them off.
00:22:21 >> Hey, empty your pockets.
00:22:24 >> It wasn't me.
00:22:25 Somebody must have planted those.
00:22:28 >> Was it you?
00:22:33 >> And this is a magic watch.
00:22:35 It has absolutely everything.
00:22:37 A compass, scissors, a hand saw, and lipstick.
00:22:43 And this will help you get into anywhere.
00:22:46 Look.
00:22:50 >> Ah.
00:22:52 >> Ooh.
00:22:54 >> Ow, ow, ow.
00:22:56 >> [Laughing]
00:23:01 >> But the effect is temporary.
00:23:03 Just a few seconds.
00:23:07 >> [Gasping]
00:23:09 >> I knew you had no heart.
00:23:13 >> And this is specifically for newbies like you.
00:23:20 Anti-stray pebbles.
00:23:22 You'll never go astray if you have them.
00:23:25 Here.
00:23:26 >> Ah.
00:23:28 >> And now the most important thing.
00:23:30 The results from our crime scene analysis.
00:23:32 I found traces of a mystery ingredient that I believe brought the king's food to life.
00:23:37 >> And just five minutes ago, I built this.
00:23:43 >> Incredible.
00:23:44 You formulated a reagent.
00:23:47 >> She did what?
00:23:49 >> Think of this as a tracking device.
00:23:51 It can lead us to the mystery ingredient.
00:23:53 >> Yeah, I'm a genius.
00:23:55 And here's a list of ingredient suppliers to the king's kitchen.
00:23:59 >> Hmm.
00:24:01 This one at the bottom.
00:24:03 The sugar and spice shop.
00:24:04 It's in the sketchiest part of town.
00:24:06 >> That's where I'd run things if I was trying to stay under the radar.
00:24:09 >> Thanks for your criminal expertise.
00:24:12 >> Hey, just trying to earn my key.
00:24:14 >> We'll stake it out tonight.
00:24:16 Great job, agent stepdaughter.
00:24:17 Thank you.
00:24:18 Okay, time to go.
00:24:20 >> Yes, thank you for everything.
00:24:23 >> Good luck.
00:24:24 >> To you as well.
00:24:27 >> [humming]
00:24:43 >> Almost ready.
00:24:45 Vanilla, I need more vanilla.
00:24:51 That's it.
00:24:52 Where's the rest of my vanilla?
00:24:56 What now?
00:24:57 They've been taken captive?
00:24:59 I don't need your excuses.
00:25:02 I need vanilla.
00:25:10 Now you're the general.
00:25:12 Don't disappoint me.
00:25:17 >> [grunting]
00:25:27 >> [grunting]
00:25:47 >> Ah, finally, you're here.
00:25:55 Oh, my sweet king.
00:25:58 Never have a falling out with your bread and butter, right?
00:26:02 I'm so happy you're finally paying a visit to my humble house.
00:26:07 Let's celebrate with a feast.
00:26:09 [laughing]
00:26:12 >> Elvira?
00:26:19 What is the meaning of this?
00:26:23 Is this what you feed to the king?
00:26:26 >> They say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
00:26:30 Now try my lovely soup.
00:26:33 >> This isn't soup.
00:26:35 It's black magic.
00:26:37 Get out of my kingdom.
00:26:40 Never set foot in here again.
00:26:42 You're banished forever.
00:26:44 Forever.
00:26:49 >> Oh, you still remember me.
00:26:53 >> What do you want from me?
00:26:54 Money?
00:26:55 I'll pay you as much as you want.
00:26:57 A license you can have a lifetime on.
00:26:59 Just let me go.
00:27:01 >> Oh, your majesty.
00:27:03 No need to go that far.
00:27:05 Why would I need those trinkets?
00:27:07 >> What do you need?
00:27:09 >> Soon your whole kingdom will be mine.
00:27:13 >> No, no way.
00:27:15 Never in my life.
00:27:17 >> Wait, your majesty, calm down.
00:27:19 I'd like you to try my brand-new royal dessert.
00:27:24 >> I don't --
00:27:25 >> Yummy.
00:27:27 Delicious, isn't it?
00:27:29 >> What are they made of?
00:27:30 Some nasty stuff again?
00:27:32 >> Oh, you can't have too many frogs in your soup.
00:27:35 I'm sure you're going to love them soon enough.
00:27:37 And love me, too.
00:27:40 >> No!
00:27:41 I --
00:27:43 No, please.
00:27:44 >> I'll have to start with the eating.
00:27:47 [laughing]
00:28:03 >> Looks quiet.
00:28:04 Too quiet.
00:28:05 I don't like it.
00:28:07 >> Why are we hiding, though?
00:28:09 There's no one around.
00:28:14 >> It's probably booby-trapped.
00:28:16 So watch your step.
00:28:17 Let's go.
00:28:33 >> Oh, looks like you fell into the slug's trap.
00:28:35 >> Huh?
00:28:47 >> Hey, sis, when this is all over, who do I talk to about a little, you know, compensation?
00:28:53 Is there a form I need to fill out?
00:28:56 Or a time card I have to submit?
00:29:02 >> Hey, why didn't they give me one?
00:29:05 >> Quiet.
00:29:06 You be the lookout.
00:29:07 And I'll check things in here.
00:29:17 >> Freezing cold.
00:29:20 Huh.
00:29:24 Ah.
00:29:25 So tell me, how's your life?
00:29:27 Do you have tattoos?
00:29:29 Do you go clubbing?
00:29:30 Look, we haven't spoken in years.
00:29:32 Let's not break that fine tradition, okay?
00:29:39 >> What on earth?
00:29:41 Ah.
00:29:42 Exactly.
00:29:43 How did I miss this?
00:29:45 It's a trick.
00:29:46 Cold fire.
00:29:47 >> Okay.
00:29:48 Let's go.
00:29:49 There's no sign of the mystery ingredient.
00:29:51 Just another dead end.
00:29:53 Hansel?
00:29:54 Hansel?
00:29:55 Where are you?
00:29:57 >> Come here.
00:29:59 I just found something.
00:30:01 >> You're burning.
00:30:03 >> Ah.
00:30:04 It's not real fire.
00:30:05 It's cold.
00:30:06 I use this gag on stage.
00:30:07 Fools them every time.
00:30:08 Follow me.
00:30:09 There's a secret passage.
00:30:13 >> I work alone.
00:30:14 I don't need a partner.
00:30:17 >> Quiet.
00:30:20 Looks like we found someone's secret stash.
00:30:22 There are enough goodies in here to send the whole kingdom into a sugar coma.
00:30:31 >> Bingo.
00:30:34 >> I can't believe my eyes.
00:30:38 Those cupcakes are alive.
00:30:40 >> You see that door?
00:31:02 That must be where they're hiding the king.
00:31:04 >> So what are we going to do?
00:31:06 Let's go get help from the agency.
00:31:08 >> Negatory, I got this.
00:31:10 Watch me and try to keep up.
00:31:27 >> What's so scary about them?
00:31:29 They're just cupcakes.
00:31:31 They should be scared of us.
00:31:33 We're at the top of the food chain.
00:31:36 >> Hey, cupcake, who's your owner or baker or whatever?
00:31:40 Where are you keeping the king?
00:31:42 Answer.
00:31:48 Stop it right now.
00:31:49 What did I tell you?
00:31:51 You guys are going to get it.
00:31:53 Gotcha.
00:32:03 >> I'm going to distract them until I find the king.
00:32:07 >> So maybe I'm not the top of the food chain.
00:32:15 >> Don't let them in here.
00:32:19 >> No king in here.
00:32:21 But so many potions.
00:32:25 Angry fury.
00:32:27 >> What does that mean?
00:32:34 >> So she's involved in this.
00:32:45 >> This isn't just a regular kidnapping.
00:32:47 Something much more serious is going on.
00:32:49 >> So serious it's going to eat us.
00:32:52 >> Toad fat, no.
00:32:54 >> Acne nano ointment.
00:32:58 Got it.
00:32:59 That's the mystery ingredient that brings them to life.
00:33:06 >> Go away.
00:33:07 Down.
00:33:08 Get it.
00:33:28 Here.
00:33:29 Go get it.
00:33:31 >> Don't stop.
00:33:39 >> Go.
00:33:41 Take that.
00:33:47 >> Go.
00:34:15 >> Go.
00:34:18 >> Go.
00:34:20 >> Go.
00:34:48 >> This way.
00:35:00 >> Gretel.
00:35:01 Gretel.
00:35:02 Gretel.
00:35:07 Are you all right?
00:35:16 >> What happened to you?
00:35:19 >> I -- I --
00:35:21 >> I -- I -- you turned into a child.
00:35:23 That's what.
00:35:24 I told you not to touch anything.
00:35:27 Now I'll have to work alone.
00:35:29 But I'm a special agent and I can do this.
00:35:33 And you only bring trouble anyway.
00:35:37 >> What?
00:35:39 >> No.
00:35:40 No.
00:35:41 I don't want to be a child.
00:35:44 Going to school again.
00:35:47 I was a straight-A student for ten years.
00:35:51 I won't go through that again.
00:35:54 >> I really hated being a kid.
00:35:57 Homework, vegetables, being grounded, feeling powerless.
00:36:01 >> There must be a way to fix it.
00:36:04 I told you not to throw magic potions around.
00:36:07 >> So it would be better if that monster ate us?
00:36:11 >> Then you should have listened to me and gone to get help anyway.
00:36:16 But no.
00:36:17 You've grown up so presumptuous.
00:36:20 >> Self-sufficient.
00:36:21 I am the only one in history to get the royal scholarship without parental help.
00:36:26 I've almost become best agent.
00:36:28 All by my own efforts.
00:36:30 And now because of you, I get fooled like a newbie.
00:36:34 >> Oh, dear.
00:36:35 I'm so sorry.
00:36:37 >> [Screaming]
00:36:47 >> What's going on here?
00:36:49 >> We should leave.
00:36:51 >> Get back here.
00:36:54 Get up.
00:36:55 This way.
00:36:56 After them.
00:36:58 Hurry.
00:36:59 They'll get away.
00:37:02 >> Phew.
00:37:04 That was a close call.
00:37:07 What next?
00:37:08 >> I'm thinking.
00:37:10 Fungus shrinkalus.
00:37:12 >> Hey, I wasn't calling you names.
00:37:14 >> Not you.
00:37:15 The potion that transformed us.
00:37:18 Fungus shrinkalus by Baba Yaga.
00:37:20 I saw it back on the shelf.
00:37:22 >> Oh, so what do we do now?
00:37:24 >> We have the evidence.
00:37:26 So agent's stepdaughter will find out who this mark belongs to and then we'll nail the kidnapper.
00:37:32 Let's go back to the smca.
00:37:34 >> Will she be able to break the spell?
00:37:37 >> I hope so.
00:37:38 We won't get the king back as long as we're just kids.
00:37:42 >> Leave it.
00:37:43 Let's go.
00:37:44 >> Hey, it's just a puppy.
00:37:46 We can't just leave him completely alone.
00:37:49 >> Okay, fine.
00:37:50 Maybe it can be of some use in the lab.
00:37:53 For some experiments.
00:37:55 >> Oh, listen to her.
00:37:59 >> Put the courtesies aside.
00:38:02 >> What is the meaning of all this?
00:38:05 >> I need a hairstyle to open up my inner world.
00:38:10 >> Don't ever come back here again, rascals.
00:38:29 >> Oh, yeah?
00:38:30 I'm agent reddle.
00:38:31 I'll show you.
00:38:32 You're going to regret this.
00:38:34 Nobody has ever treated me this way.
00:38:37 >> Calm down.
00:38:38 >> Okay.
00:38:40 We need to find another way into hq.
00:38:43 >> You mean the most secure facility ever built?
00:38:46 Yeah, sure.
00:38:47 Won't be a problem.
00:38:48 >> Don't forget.
00:38:49 I'm agent reddle.
00:38:51 >> Huh?
00:39:05 >> Things are bad.
00:39:08 The pastry shop is completely destroyed.
00:39:11 Hansel and gretel are gone.
00:39:13 No trace.
00:39:14 >> Keep calm, agent.
00:39:16 Hansel and gretel are the best.
00:39:18 I'm most certain they've already tracked the kidnapper and are
00:39:21 bringing them here right now.
00:39:23 >> You don't understand.
00:39:25 We need to get to the headquarters.
00:39:27 >> I'm telling you for the last time.
00:39:29 Find some other place to play your games.
00:39:32 [wind blowing]
00:39:35 >> Huh?
00:39:37 [roaring]
00:39:39 [screaming]
00:39:41 [barking]
00:39:43 [screaming]
00:39:45 [barking]
00:39:47 [screaming]
00:39:49 [barking]
00:39:51 [screaming]
00:39:53 [barking]
00:39:55 [screaming]
00:40:19 >> I can't believe they're doing this to us.
00:40:22 We are special agents.
00:40:24 >> We're like children to them.
00:40:26 >> You wouldn't believe us either.
00:40:28 >> Now I'll never become the best agent.
00:40:31 >> Oh, come on.
00:40:33 No use crying over spilt milk.
00:40:39 >> You're right.
00:40:41 Getting any help from the smca apparently isn't an option.
00:40:44 But we're not just some regular kids after all.
00:40:47 And we can deal with this on our own.
00:40:50 Let's go to the thick forest.
00:40:52 >> The thick forest?
00:40:54 Why?
00:40:55 Even the wolves are too afraid to go there.
00:40:57 That's where Baba Yaga's lair is.
00:40:59 >> Yeah, she is exactly who we need to visit.
00:41:03 >> Are you out of your mind?
00:41:05 Baba Yaga eats children.
00:41:07 >> Allegedly.
00:41:08 There's no evidence that proves it.
00:41:10 No witnesses either.
00:41:12 >> Yeah, because she ate them all.
00:41:15 >> Don't forget that I'm special agent Gretel
00:41:18 from the secret magic control agency.
00:41:21 And I can easily make Baba Yaga take the spell off us.
00:41:25 She's sure to know who makes the powder.
00:41:27 >> Oh, so how are we going to make it to her place?
00:41:31 >> That's how.
00:41:35 >> Huh?
00:41:39 You again.
00:41:41 Well, now you're going to get it.
00:41:54 >> I'm going to teach you yet.
00:42:19 >> Look.
00:42:30 >> Gretel, I think we're getting a parking ticket.
00:42:39 >> We're not getting back that way.
00:42:49 >> Look over there in the attic.
00:42:52 It's a real mortar.
00:42:54 Do you think it really flies?
00:42:56 >> You can ask it yourself soon.
00:42:59 >> If I had one, I'd be the coolest.
00:43:01 >> Charlatan.
00:43:03 >> Oh, stop it.
00:43:04 Can't you even let me dream?
00:43:08 >> You hut.
00:43:10 Turn your face to me and your back to the forest.
00:43:24 >> Who did the storm blow in at this time of night?
00:43:29 >> Granny Baba Yaga, we're children, Hansel and Gretel.
00:43:33 Please let us in.
00:43:35 What's wrong?
00:43:37 >> Well, you know, it's just that there's Baba Yaga.
00:43:42 >> Let's go.
00:43:45 >> Children with a barking cookie dog?
00:43:49 >> We're from the secret magic control agency and the dog is evidence.
00:43:53 We're investigating the abduction of the king.
00:43:56 >> But where are your parents?
00:43:58 >> We have no parents.
00:44:00 We're orphans.
00:44:02 >> Please come in, my dear children.
00:44:07 >> Told you, she rocks.
00:44:09 >> Don't stay out in the cold.
00:44:10 Come in.
00:44:11 I'll give you some food and warm beds and we'll tell you everything.
00:44:28 >> I'm selling my potions in seven kingdoms.
00:44:32 No way I could remember all my customers.
00:44:35 >> So will you be able to take the spell off of us, dear Granny Yaga?
00:44:39 >> I remember the exact name of the potion.
00:44:42 It was fungus shrinkalus.
00:44:44 >> We'll pay you back, I promise.
00:44:46 I'll prolong your license for ten more years at once as soon as I become the regular me again.
00:44:52 >> I will, my darling.
00:44:54 I will.
00:44:55 I'll boil the potion by morning and take the hex right off.
00:44:59 But now you should go to sleep.
00:45:02 Everything gets better after a good night's sleep.
00:45:07 >> I could use some sleep.
00:45:10 One more question, Granny Yaga.
00:45:13 This potion, where does it come from?
00:45:15 I thought you were the only one who produced magic potions.
00:45:18 >> Ah, there's a mighty lake witch.
00:45:21 She makes this vanilla.
00:45:24 She lives by a huge volcano.
00:45:30 By the way, your dog just reeks of vanilla.
00:45:35 >> That means it was she who kidnapped our king?
00:45:39 >> Of course it was her.
00:45:40 Who else?
00:45:41 Okay, now you need to go to bed if you want me to take the spells off in the morning.
00:45:47 I still need to cook the potion.
00:45:51 >> Listen to what grownups are saying.
00:45:54 To bed now.
00:45:55 Good night, Granny Baba Yaga.
00:45:58 >> Night, night, kids.
00:46:00 Sleep tight.
00:46:04 >> What an old crone.
00:46:06 So she really does want to eat us.
00:46:09 >> What do you mean?
00:46:10 >> She lays the pastries in the sleeping potion.
00:46:14 >> Told you.
00:46:16 She rocks.
00:46:19 >> Did the lake witch come here at all?
00:46:21 >> No, it was the right thing to do.
00:46:24 You heard her.
00:46:26 The king was kidnapped by the lake witch.
00:46:31 >> We need to run.
00:46:32 Run now.
00:46:33 Let's climb through the window.
00:46:42 Don't fall asleep.
00:46:43 What do we do?
00:46:47 >> We need to look in the potion and look through the herbs.
00:46:50 The one we need is called moon gem.
00:46:53 This is the antidote.
00:46:54 If we don't get it, we're -- we're --
00:47:00 >> What's this gem even look like?
00:47:05 >> It's pretty plump and tasty.
00:47:21 >> With some onions and potatoes.
00:47:24 >> This better work.
00:47:28 >> Congratulations!
00:47:30 >> What?
00:47:31 Where?
00:47:32 >> You're our lucky winner.
00:47:34 >> You have won?
00:47:35 >> My be gone, wretched being.
00:47:38 >> Oh, such a shame.
00:47:40 You're the first winner in a thousand years.
00:47:44 >> Wait.
00:47:46 What have I won?
00:47:49 >> A trip to a far away tropical paradise.
00:47:53 Sandy beaches, fruity cocktails, soothing mud baths, facelift.
00:47:58 >> Will there also be men?
00:48:01 >> Oh, disco dancing every Friday.
00:48:04 But first, you must pay a winner's tax.
00:48:07 >> Tax?
00:48:08 >> Just a tiny formality.
00:48:10 What's one moon gem in exchange for your happiness?
00:48:13 >> Yes, I have one right here.
00:48:23 >> Here.
00:48:25 >> Is this the moon gem?
00:48:27 >> Well, yes.
00:48:28 >> Are you sure?
00:48:30 >> All righty, then.
00:48:31 This is your trip ticket.
00:48:33 See you in paradise.
00:48:39 >> Thick sap extract.
00:48:50 >> Are you crazy?
00:48:52 >> What?
00:48:53 >> You're just supposed to sniff it.
00:48:57 >> Shh.
00:49:00 >> Hey, open the door.
00:49:02 Do it.
00:49:03 >> What do we do?
00:49:05 She'll devour us.
00:49:06 >> We need to run to the lake witch.
00:49:08 >> But how?
00:49:09 The unicycle is gone and we're surrounded by swamps.
00:49:11 >> Then we'll fly in the mortar.
00:49:13 >> Right, the mortar in the attic.
00:49:16 And I guess we'll get to find out if it can really fly.
00:49:23 >> Help me up.
00:49:33 >> Look.
00:49:34 >> What?
00:49:35 >> Hurry.
00:49:44 >> Decided to run away?
00:49:48 >> Here, quick.
00:49:49 >> Come back.
00:49:51 >> Stop, you brat.
00:49:56 >> Help.
00:50:11 >> How does it work?
00:50:13 >> Here.
00:50:14 What is it for?
00:50:16 >> Look.
00:50:17 >> A lock?
00:50:18 >> I'll take care of that.
00:50:21 >> I'll be your guys' broomstick.
00:50:23 >> Got it.
00:50:47 >> You've broken my broom.
00:50:55 >> Stolen my mortar.
00:51:03 >> And set fire to my hut.
00:51:05 >> Rotten kids.
00:51:07 >> Yeah, take that.
00:51:09 And your license has been revoked.
00:51:12 >> What kind of children are you?
00:51:15 >> Can you eat something special to be like this?
00:51:18 You're insane.
00:51:33 >> This is so cool.
00:51:35 Now that's what I call secret agent's work.
00:51:37 >> I know, right?
00:51:38 >> You totally got her.
00:51:40 You burned Bobby and got his hut.
00:51:42 And I thought you grew up and became a total bore.
00:51:45 But that just rocks.
00:51:46 >> And I thought you had no brains left.
00:51:48 But you worked it out so that we could hijack the mortar and save ourselves.
00:51:53 I can't believe it.
00:51:55 >> Seems like we're making quite a team.
00:51:57 What do you say?
00:51:58 >> Maybe.
00:51:59 Okay, now pass me the broom.
00:52:01 >> What broom?
00:52:02 >> Bobby, your guys' broom.
00:52:04 You ran to get it on the roof?
00:52:05 >> Yeah, you told me to break it.
00:52:07 That's what I did.
00:52:09 >> What?
00:52:10 >> That's not what I said.
00:52:12 Why did you break it?
00:52:14 >> All witches use brooms to fly.
00:52:16 If it wasn't for me, she'd have already caught up with us.
00:52:19 >> We need the broom to steer the mortar.
00:52:22 >> Oops.
00:52:24 I'm taking back what I said about your brains.
00:52:32 >> So what do we do now?
00:52:35 >> I don't know.
00:52:36 Freeze to death?
00:52:39 >> I know how to warm us up.
00:52:51 >> Where would you like to fly?
00:52:54 >> To the lake, which?
00:52:57 >> The route has been set.
00:53:05 >> Wow.
00:53:07 >> Look, there's the magic lake.
00:53:12 >> So beautiful.
00:53:14 >> So what was the point of you complaining about the broom?
00:53:17 >> Why did you break it?
00:53:18 Why did you break it?
00:53:27 >> The lake went straight ahead.
00:53:29 Please use the manual control for landing.
00:53:34 >> Hey, this won't do.
00:53:35 Come back.
00:53:36 I'm talking to you.
00:53:37 >> You stupid piece of wood.
00:53:39 >> Hold on.
00:53:40 We're going to crash.
00:53:54 >> Phew.
00:53:55 It's over.
00:53:57 >> You have arrived.
00:54:21 Please rate your driver.
00:54:28 >> Eat, eat.
00:54:30 >> You're big and strong.
00:54:37 >> The smca?
00:54:39 >> What?
00:54:41 >> Disgusting children.
00:54:44 >> Thrown up porridge.
00:54:48 >> Blown up storage?
00:54:52 >> They've blown up my pastry storage.
00:54:58 >> They're going to pay for that.
00:55:07 >> Pour it down.
00:55:33 >> Mommy.
00:55:37 >> They've hurt your mommy so badly.
00:55:40 >> Find them.
00:55:41 Then what will you do to them?
00:55:46 >> Wonderful.
00:55:47 Roll them flat for your mommy.
00:56:01 >> Get up.
00:56:03 We were flying towards the lake.
00:56:05 That's the direction.
00:56:06 >> Shame the mortar is done for.
00:56:08 I thought I might keep it.
00:56:10 Wind in my hair, turning the heads of all the single ladies in the kingdom.
00:56:15 >> Dream on.
00:56:16 Get ready.
00:56:17 >> What?
00:56:18 Like you don't have any dreams like that?
00:56:20 And don't write them all in your dear diary for secrets.
00:56:24 >> Give that to me.
00:56:26 It's mine.
00:56:28 >> Dear diary, I had one of the most intense experiences of my life today.
00:56:35 >> This is going to be juicy.
00:56:38 >> Give it back.
00:56:39 >> My heart was pounding faster than ever before.
00:56:42 >> Stop reading that.
00:56:43 >> When I saw the look in his eyes, I knew I would never be the same.
00:56:47 >> It's private.
00:56:48 >> I never felt so alive as when I slapped on the cuffs and made my first arrest.
00:56:55 >> Wait, what is this?
00:56:59 >> It's all about work.
00:57:01 Don't you have like any personal life?
00:57:05 Dear diary, I'm undercover.
00:57:07 Dear diary, I'm in a high-speed chase.
00:57:09 Dear diary, I'm at target practice.
00:57:12 Dear diary, I only hope I can be best agent like mom and dad were so they'd be proud of me.
00:57:22 >> Jerk.
00:57:26 >> Gretel, I'm sorry.
00:57:28 >> Save it.
00:57:30 [MUSIC]
00:57:46 >> So what's the plan?
00:57:49 >> We'll sneak into her lair invisible like shadows, silent like ninjas, like shadows of ninjas.
00:58:00 >> What?
00:58:01 What do you want?
00:58:03 [SCREAMING]
00:58:13 [MUSIC]
00:58:33 >> Congratulations, agent Gretel.
00:58:35 This is the most brilliant mission in history.
00:58:37 So when do we escape invisibly and silently like ninjas?
00:58:42 >> There's no way.
00:58:44 Rumor has it the lake witch is a real monster.
00:58:46 [MUSIC]
00:59:00 [SCREAMING]
00:59:04 [MUSIC]
00:59:14 [SCREAMING]
00:59:16 [MUSIC]
00:59:36 [SCREAMING]
00:59:46 [MUSIC]
01:00:04 >> Oh, your highness, we have guests.
01:00:07 [MUSIC]
01:00:14 >> Who are you and why -- cookie?
01:00:18 >> Spies.
01:00:20 >> Just look at this.
01:00:22 Now that villainous Elvira is even sending children.
01:00:26 Who's Elvira?
01:00:28 >> We are not spies.
01:00:30 >> No point in sneaking around.
01:00:32 >> Here you go, mom.
01:00:34 >> Thank you, my dear.
01:00:36 [MUSIC]
01:00:50 >> Our magic vanilla.
01:00:52 >> Thanks.
01:00:55 >> You're here to steal our magic vanilla.
01:00:58 Now I'll turn you into fish to exfoliate my royal feet.
01:01:03 >> Huh?
01:01:05 [MUSIC]
01:01:10 >> Prepare them for the transformation.
01:01:14 >> No, no, don't do it.
01:01:17 [MUSIC]
01:01:30 >> Mom, mom, stop.
01:01:32 They're our friends.
01:01:34 She has my pendant.
01:01:36 [MUSIC]
01:01:43 >> That's how we ended up in your place.
01:01:46 >> You saved my only daughter.
01:01:48 I'm sorry we took you for Elvira's servants.
01:01:51 She always sends her faving cookies here.
01:01:53 >> Who is this Elvira anyway?
01:01:55 There's no such sorceress in our database.
01:01:59 >> She isn't even a sorceress.
01:02:02 She uses my vanilla to bake herself servants.
01:02:06 To get real magic powers, she needs to become queen like me.
01:02:12 >> Our king will marry that chef of theft.
01:02:16 >> The one she's kidnapped.
01:02:18 If our king marries her, then Elvira will get magic of the royal level.
01:02:24 Don't worry though, no one has ever loved Elvira.
01:02:28 So no way anyone would want to marry that viper.
01:02:32 >> Your majesty, we've caught one more thief.
01:02:35 >> Living food.
01:02:36 >> Let's send him to the others.
01:02:38 [MUSIC]
01:02:51 >> Your majesty, where can we find Elvira?
01:02:54 >> If I knew, I'd have stopped those raids long ago.
01:02:58 Her cookies always appear out of the blue, steal our magic vanilla, and vanish without any trace.
01:03:04 Except for those we managed to capture.
01:03:07 [MUSIC]
01:03:15 >> We put Elvira's cookies here.
01:03:17 Without anyone to command them, they are like children.
01:03:20 [MUSIC]
01:03:24 >> So maybe let's just get Elvira's location out of them.
01:03:27 >> We tried, but they only speak gibberish.
01:03:30 No one understands their language.
01:03:33 >> One more dead end.
01:03:36 >> Don't lose your spirits.
01:03:38 You've saved my only daughter.
01:03:41 So you can share our paradise life in the lake.
01:03:45 >> But we have to save the king.
01:03:47 >> I'm so sorry I can't help you with anything.
01:03:50 Forget the king and stay here to enjoy the endless celebration.
01:03:56 [MUSIC]
01:04:11 >> Maybe you should just stop resisting already.
01:04:16 Sometimes you just have to accept what life gives you.
01:04:20 >> Remember, we're honorable guests, not prisoners.
01:04:26 >> Prisoners, exactly.
01:04:29 >> What?
01:04:30 >> Let's go.
01:04:31 [MUSIC]
01:04:38 >> What are you up to?
01:04:40 >> Diversion.
01:04:41 We'll set the prisoners free.
01:04:45 Let's follow the cookies.
01:04:47 They will bring us straight to Elvira.
01:04:50 >> No way.
01:04:51 The mermaids already tried.
01:04:53 >> The mermaids haven't graduated with honors from the SMCA Academy.
01:04:59 [MUSIC]
01:05:09 [MUSIC]
01:05:19 [MUSIC]
01:05:29 [MUSIC]
01:05:39 [MUSIC]
01:05:49 [MUSIC]
01:05:59 [MUSIC]
01:06:07 >> Bingo, follow him.
01:06:10 [MUSIC]
01:06:24 >> Where did they go?
01:06:27 >> We've lost them.
01:06:29 >> Told you it was pointless.
01:06:34 [MUSIC]
01:06:38 >> What's the matter with him?
01:06:41 Do you hear that?
01:06:43 [MUSIC]
01:06:48 >> Watch out.
01:06:49 [MUSIC]
01:06:52 >> What is that?
01:06:54 [MUSIC]
01:07:04 [MUSIC]
01:07:14 [MUSIC]
01:07:24 >> What are we going to do?
01:07:26 >> I don't know.
01:07:27 It's too big.
01:07:28 [MUSIC]
01:07:38 [MUSIC]
01:07:48 >> Hold on.
01:07:49 >> I can't.
01:07:50 I'm going to fall.
01:07:52 [MUSIC]
01:07:56 >> Leave me and save yourself.
01:07:58 [MUSIC]
01:08:02 >> Never.
01:08:03 [MUSIC]
01:08:06 [MUSIC]
01:08:16 [MUSIC]
01:08:26 [MUSIC]
01:08:39 >> Doggy?
01:08:40 >> No.
01:08:42 My dog.
01:08:44 There's nothing left of him.
01:08:46 What a cruel world.
01:08:49 >> Quiet.
01:08:51 Do you smell something?
01:08:52 >> Yeah.
01:08:53 My poor doggy must have been so scared before his death.
01:08:57 >> No.
01:08:58 Special serum is used to create magic.
01:09:01 First thing they teach you in the SMCA Academy is if you smell some serum, be ready to encounter some magic.
01:09:10 There's a passage here.
01:09:12 Let's go.
01:09:17 >> Ow.
01:09:18 >> What are you doing?
01:09:19 Hurry up.
01:09:20 And careful.
01:09:21 The passage is very narrow.
01:09:26 >> Shh.
01:09:36 >> Doggy is alive.
01:09:39 >> What is he up to?
01:09:40 >> What a good dog.
01:09:42 He's distracting them for us.
01:09:44 >> Oh.
01:09:45 [MUSIC]
01:09:52 >> Follow me.
01:09:53 [MUSIC]
01:10:11 >> You see?
01:10:12 And you thought it was hopeless.
01:10:14 >> Hey, we're a great team.
01:10:16 >> Yes, it seems so.
01:10:18 >> Secret handshake?
01:10:20 >> No.
01:10:22 Thanks for saving me back by the cliff.
01:10:25 >> Um, that's my duty.
01:10:28 As long as we're partners.
01:10:33 Saving the kingdom together.
01:10:35 Just like we dreamed when we were kids.
01:10:38 >> Yeah.
01:10:40 Just it was only you who made that dream come true.
01:10:44 Not me.
01:10:45 >> It's never too late to make things right.
01:10:48 >> You think so?
01:10:49 >> Of course.
01:10:51 You have everything you need to make that happen.
01:10:54 I wouldn't have accomplished any of this if I hadn't gotten the royal scholarship.
01:10:58 I had no money at all.
01:11:00 But you have plenty.
01:11:02 Sure, studying is not as easy as deceiving people, but you can still become a special agent.
01:11:08 [MUSIC]
01:11:35 >> It's a whole army.
01:11:38 [MUSIC]
01:11:49 [MUSIC]
01:11:59 [MUSIC]
01:12:14 >> We found him.
01:12:16 >> Hooray.
01:12:18 [MUSIC]
01:12:26 >> Your majesty, we're here to rescue you.
01:12:28 Hurry up, follow us.
01:12:31 >> Rescue me?
01:12:33 From what?
01:12:36 >> What do you mean from what?
01:12:38 You've been kidnapped and we're here to take you back.
01:12:42 >> Elvira, my love.
01:12:44 I have seven children here and they want something from me.
01:12:48 Are these your kids?
01:12:50 Tell them to leave me alone.
01:12:52 They make me tired.
01:12:54 [MUSIC]
01:13:04 >> The king has been enchanted.
01:13:06 >> Gretel.
01:13:07 >> Here.
01:13:09 Love cookies.
01:13:11 >> It's so clear just how she's planning to marry the king.
01:13:14 She's been eating the king's love cookies all this time to bewitch him.
01:13:19 So as soon as she becomes queen, anyone who eats even one of her cookies will instantly become her slave.
01:13:26 >> That's why she needed that cookie storage in town too.
01:13:29 >> She wants to bewitch the entire kingdom.
01:13:32 >> Cookiepocalypse.
01:13:35 >> We have to save the king.
01:13:37 >> Your majesty, aunt Elvira made you a very tasty wedding present.
01:13:42 >> Oh, really?
01:13:44 Where is it?
01:13:46 >> We'll show you where she's hiding it if you come with us quietly.
01:13:49 >> Oh.
01:13:50 What are we waiting for then?
01:13:52 Let's go.
01:13:54 [MUSIC]
01:14:00 >> And here's the way out.
01:14:02 [MUSIC]
01:14:06 >> Lift with your legs, Hansel.
01:14:08 Legs.
01:14:09 >> I'm trying, but he's heavier than that tacky gold statue of him.
01:14:13 >> Hansel?
01:14:14 Statue?
01:14:15 You're that trickster that stole my golden statue.
01:14:19 >> I didn't steal it.
01:14:21 It was just a publicity stunt for my business.
01:14:25 >> You stole my statue and now you want to steal me.
01:14:29 Guards.
01:14:30 Guards, help.
01:14:32 Help.
01:14:33 [MUSIC]
01:14:38 >> Well, well, well.
01:14:40 Looky, looky.
01:14:41 Who do we have here?
01:14:44 >> Yilly, they're trying to kidnap me.
01:14:48 >> That's the little scamps I've heard so much about.
01:14:52 You've destroyed my entire cookie supply and now you're about to kidnap my beloved king.
01:14:57 >> Give us back the king and we'll go easy on you.
01:15:00 >> That's exactly what I was going to do, my sweethearts.
01:15:04 His majesty and I are flying to his palace to get married.
01:15:08 >> And you're going to serve your enchanted cookies at your wedding.
01:15:12 >> Oh, so you've worked out my plan.
01:15:15 But it doesn't much matter anymore.
01:15:17 I will make great candies out of you.
01:15:20 >> Dream on.
01:15:21 >> Sleek.
01:15:22 [MUSIC]
01:15:29 >> Nice try, sweetie.
01:15:31 Throw them into the oven, the one for candy.
01:15:34 >> No.
01:15:35 >> Turn your hand, girl.
01:15:37 >> You're going to regret this.
01:15:39 >> What a cutie.
01:15:42 Traitor.
01:15:43 Have a cookie.
01:15:48 Let's go.
01:15:49 Take your places.
01:15:50 >> Them.
01:15:51 [MUSIC]
01:16:01 >> Are you okay?
01:16:15 >> Get away.
01:16:16 This is all your fault.
01:16:18 If you weren't such a liar and swindler, the king wouldn't have recognized you and I would have saved him.
01:16:25 >> You said it yourself, he's bewitched.
01:16:27 He wouldn't be here at all if it wasn't for me.
01:16:30 >> Exactly.
01:16:31 I've always achieved everything on my own.
01:16:34 I would have found the king.
01:16:36 But no, you had to get involved and ruin everything just so you could get that 80th level license.
01:16:43 You can never have enough.
01:16:45 >> You think I'm here because of the license?
01:16:48 That's just a piece of paper to me.
01:16:50 I have plenty of fans lining up to see me anyway.
01:16:53 >> Don't lie to me.
01:16:55 You're selfish.
01:16:56 And you've been like this your whole life.
01:16:59 You became a swindler while our parents were honest fighters of evil.
01:17:04 You could have studied like I did and gotten a scholarship from the king, too.
01:17:08 >> There was no scholarship.
01:17:11 >> What do you mean there was no scholarship?
01:17:17 >> I made it up.
01:17:19 Without our parents, we were penniless.
01:17:21 We had nothing.
01:17:23 Do you think I didn't want to become an agent or that it was my dream to cheat people?
01:17:28 I had to so you could fulfill your dream.
01:17:31 >> No.
01:17:33 I have achieved everything myself.
01:17:36 >> Yes, you achieved everything yourself.
01:17:39 I just helped you get started.
01:17:41 Our parents taught us to help each other.
01:17:44 >> You're lying.
01:17:46 [wind blowing]
01:17:59 [music]
01:18:16 >> Wedding invitation?
01:18:18 Free cookies?
01:18:20 [music]
01:18:36 [wind blowing]
01:18:50 [thud]
01:18:52 [music]
01:19:04 [sniff]
01:19:06 [music]
01:19:16 >> All my life, I dreamt of becoming best agent.
01:19:20 And in the process, I sacrificed the most precious thing I had.
01:19:25 My family.
01:19:27 Forgive me.
01:19:29 >> Whoa.
01:19:30 >> If you start crying, I'm going to start crying and my fans can't see that.
01:19:36 I have never held any grudge against you.
01:19:40 [music]
01:19:46 Let's get out of here.
01:19:47 Come on.
01:19:49 [music]
01:19:57 [dog barking]
01:20:00 [music]
01:20:03 >> Help me up.
01:20:05 [music]
01:20:34 [dog barking]
01:20:36 >> Come on.
01:20:38 [music]
01:20:46 [dog barking]
01:20:50 >> This is the love cookie recipe.
01:20:54 I'll make an antidote.
01:20:56 [music]
01:20:59 >> Can you do that?
01:21:01 >> Of course. The money you paid for my education didn't go in vain.
01:21:05 Help me find some ingredients.
01:21:07 You neutralize a toadstool with a sap.
01:21:09 >> Here's the sap.
01:21:11 >> A bellflower will counteract the swamp mud.
01:21:13 >> Got the bellflower.
01:21:15 >> For the raven feather, we need a firebird feather.
01:21:18 >> How about a goose feather?
01:21:21 >> No.
01:21:23 >> Where will we get a firebird feather?
01:21:25 There's nothing like that around here.
01:21:27 >> Wait. I have one.
01:21:29 >> Are you kidding me?
01:21:30 >> Long story.
01:21:32 [music]
01:21:36 >> Wow.
01:21:38 >> It's ready.
01:21:39 >> Never show up at a wedding without a present.
01:21:42 [music]
01:21:48 >> Now, time to go to the celebration and have some fun.
01:21:52 >> Yeah, but how do we get there?
01:21:55 >> I know how. Follow me.
01:21:57 [music]
01:21:59 >> And here is our wedding invitation.
01:22:02 [music]
01:22:16 >> Yee-haw!
01:22:18 [music]
01:22:20 >> [laughing]
01:22:22 >> What?
01:22:24 >> I have no idea where to fly.
01:22:27 >> What?
01:22:29 >> I don't know how to get back home.
01:22:31 >> I took care of that. Look.
01:22:34 [music]
01:22:48 >> You've been leaving a trail all this time?
01:22:51 >> Yeah. You see, I'd make a pretty fine agent myself.
01:22:56 [music]
01:23:06 >> Cookies!
01:23:08 [music]
01:23:12 >> This thing is amazing!
01:23:15 >> I'm definitely keeping it.
01:23:17 >> I don't think so.
01:23:18 >> Why?
01:23:20 >> Flice powder doesn't last for long.
01:23:22 >> What?
01:23:24 >> Oh!
01:23:26 [music]
01:23:28 >> [screaming]
01:23:34 >> [screaming]
01:23:36 [music]
01:23:40 >> Let's go.
01:23:42 [music]
01:23:45 >> Do you agree to take as your wife, in sickness and health, to love, honor, respect, and obey?
01:23:58 >> Get back here!
01:24:00 >> Let me go! I need to save the king!
01:24:03 >> I wish someone had saved me when I was getting married.
01:24:06 >> What are we going to do?
01:24:08 >> We need to get closer. Distract the guards.
01:24:11 >> How?
01:24:12 >> I don't know. You're the master of performances here. Make something up.
01:24:16 >> Let them speak now, or forever hold their peace.
01:24:21 >> He objects!
01:24:23 [music]
01:24:27 >> Who objects?
01:24:28 >> Let me go! This is...
01:24:33 This is my mom!
01:24:35 >> Oh my goodness! She has children?
01:24:38 >> Marie, her's my home! Daddy's been looking for you for four hours already!
01:24:42 >> So she is married!
01:24:44 >> Take the imposter away!
01:24:46 >> She doesn't love her children!
01:24:49 >> Heartless woman!
01:24:51 >> Let us in!
01:24:53 >> Go on.
01:24:57 >> Now seal this marriage with a kiss.
01:25:01 [music]
01:25:14 >> What?
01:25:15 >> What's going on?
01:25:17 >> Yes! We did it!
01:25:25 >> I now pronounce you to be husband and wife.
01:25:29 [music]
01:25:37 >> Yes! I'm Elvira, your beloved queen!
01:25:47 >> Elvira, we love you!
01:26:06 >> Your Majesty! Are you alright?
01:26:08 >> What's going on?
01:26:10 >> The witch is trying to take hold of the kingdom!
01:26:12 >> Oh yeah? Guards! Get her! Stop fooling around!
01:26:22 >> Why is no one obeying me? I'm the king!
01:26:25 >> Now I'm the king! Uh, the queen. Now they all love me!
01:26:37 >> You? The cook?
01:26:39 >> I'm the head chef and this is my kitchen now!
01:26:43 Get them and send them to the oven!
01:26:51 Since I can't put an end to you, I will put a start to your love for me!
01:26:58 Feed them with my cookies!
01:27:06 >> That's it! Cookies!
01:27:20 >> What is she up to?
01:27:21 >> Good job, sis! We have an antidote!
01:27:24 Now we can take the spell off everyone and you are gonna pay!
01:27:41 >> If I were you, I wouldn't do that, my sweetheart.
01:27:47 Give me my bag or I'll make cookies out of your brother.
01:27:53 >> Don't listen to her! Save the kingdom! It's your duty!
01:28:14 >> Good girl.
01:28:23 >> Now let him go.
01:28:25 >> With pleasure. See you later, alligator!
01:28:33 >> Why did you do that? Do you have a plan?
01:28:36 >> No, I can't move!
01:28:43 >> So, kids, have you run out of tricks?
01:28:49 >> Exactly. Tricks!
01:28:54 >> Where did you get that?
01:28:56 >> Borrowed it from Egypt's stepdaughter.
01:28:59 >> Oh, you have done really well.
01:29:08 >> No, don't! Give it back to me!
01:29:13 >> Give it now!
01:29:16 >> [Screaming]
01:29:45 >> Why are you all standing around? Get me out now!
01:29:49 Or I will send you all to the oven!
01:29:59 >> [Screaming]
01:30:11 >> Barbie!
01:30:40 >> [Gasping]
01:31:03 >> We did it!
01:31:05 >> I don't even know how to show my gratitude. You saved me!
01:31:11 You saved the kingdom and everyone!
01:31:19 >> Secret handshake.
01:31:21 >> [Laughing]
01:31:36 >> Bring our agents, the Brothers Grimm, to me now.
01:31:39 >> Aye, ma'am.
01:31:47 >> We have a message from the public affairs department.
01:31:52 >> There are rumors about the witch who kidnapped the king.
01:31:57 We must write an official version of what happened.
01:32:00 Something about two small children who went astray in the forest and defeated the gingerbread house witch by some sort of miracle.
01:32:09 But not a single word about the king and especially not about our secret agency.
01:32:15 >> No worries, ma'am. We'll do our best.
01:32:19 >> Agent stepdaughter.
01:32:20 >> Everything is ready.
01:32:21 >> Are you sure it's safe?
01:32:23 >> Oh, sure. I've run all the tests.
01:32:26 I used mine.
01:32:28 And... ta-da!
01:32:31 [Screaming]
01:32:46 [Footsteps]
01:33:07 >> Agent Gretel, for saving the kingdom from the evil witch, you are awarded the title of best agent.
01:33:21 >> I'm happy to serve the kingdom, your majesty.
01:33:24 >> Yay, yay, yay!
01:33:26 >> I knew you could do it!
01:33:33 >> So, now you, master Hansel, are officially a royal magician of the 80th level.
01:33:41 >> Wow!
01:33:45 Thank you. But unfortunately, I can't do real magic.
01:33:51 >> Well, that is remarkable.
01:33:54 I always knew that deep down, you were a decent man.
01:34:01 Congratulations, Gretel. You have succeeded and become the best agent of the kingdom.
01:34:07 >> Thank you.
01:34:08 >> And we have a task that will totally suit the best agent.
01:34:12 An evil sorceress has been terrorizing the whole area by the enchanted forest.
01:34:17 The suspect wears a red riding hood.
01:34:30 >> I'd be happy to, ma'am. But I'm afraid I won't make it without my partner.
01:34:44 >> What? But you always work alone.
01:34:47 >> Used to. But now me and my brother are thick as thieves.
01:34:51 I'm so proud of him.
01:34:58 >> Let's party!
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