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00:00 Friends, all the successes people have accumulated in the world

00:03 all start with a small seed,

00:05 which is the seed of desire.

00:09 And you must have seen that often doctors' children become very good doctors.

00:13 Engineers' children become engineers.

00:15 Politicians' children become politicians.

00:18 The seed of desire that is sown in their heart, in their thinking, in their mind, in their consciousness,

00:25 is sown by their friendship.

00:27 Similarly, the seed of desire that is sown in your heart,

00:31 is sown by the people around you,

00:33 your friends, your family, your loved ones, your teachers.

00:37 And if you don't have a desire,

00:39 if you don't want to achieve a great success,

00:42 then it means that you don't have a seed,

00:45 you have the ground.

00:47 You cannot change the people around you,

00:50 but you can change the people around you.

00:54 Try to look inside yourself. If you still don't have a passion,

00:58 if you still don't have a desire,

01:00 if you still don't have a hope,

01:02 if you still don't have a plan, if you still don't have an objective,

01:04 then change the people around you.

01:06 Because you cannot change the people around you,

01:08 but the people around you can change.

01:10 Come, let's start today's show with this message.

01:13 Today, we'll take you to the police station and see what the situation is.

01:16 - Sir, I'm very tensed. - Oh, what happened?

01:19 - Sir, about 10-12 years ago, - Hmm.

01:22 - a man was robbing. He was a very famous man. - Okay.

01:26 - A dacoit. - Okay, a dacoit.

01:28 He was robbing a lot. I was probably his constable.

01:31 - Okay. - Okay.

01:32 - But the sign of that was that wherever he was robbing, - Hmm.

01:36 - he would leave a mark on the wall. - Oh, mocking.

01:40 - Mockery. - He was very annoying to the police.

01:43 - Hmm. - After a long time,

01:45 - Hmm. - he was robbed in my area.

01:47 - Okay. - Oh, okay.

01:49 - He left the mark on the wall. - So, they got scared and ran away.

01:52 - No, no, they were scared. They didn't even know the question. - Okay.

01:55 - I followed them. - Okay.

01:57 I was looking for them. I never expected to find them.

02:00 - Sir, I got their telephone number. - Okay.

02:03 - I got the Jio fencing done. - Okay.

02:05 - And I called the Anishahs. - Okay.

02:08 - I made everything up to date. - That means, you're new to your seat.

02:13 - Okay, this is commendable. - No, no, not my clap.

02:19 - This Anishah. - Why did you stop me with the clap?

02:22 I didn't do a good job. I was sitting here.

02:25 Sir, I request you to do all this on your seat.

02:30 - What is this? Why did you call me? - No, I called you for your support.

02:35 - So, they went to arrest him. - What happened?

02:37 They didn't go to arrest him. They went to sing.

02:42 What did you say?

02:44 Huh?

02:47 - Sir. - What a dangerous dacoit.

02:50 Sir, I have captured him from the place you told me.

02:53 - I have captured him. - Wow.

02:57 - Should I increase my phone number? - No, you should increase it.

02:59 - He is sitting there. - Your face is like a pot.

03:02 - You have more flowers. - What kind of a pot is this?

03:05 - I don't understand. - Why are you climbing the stairs?

03:09 I am a decent man. I was cutting vegetables and a knife went through.

03:13 Oh, you were cutting vegetables here.

03:16 Your son is making a happy birthday on your face.

03:20 Nobody is talking. The gun is talking.

03:23 - Because I am a gunman. - Be careful.

03:25 Mr. Asim, who is this dacoit who is cutting vegetables?

03:28 - You cut vegetables too? - Do I look like a dacoit to you?

03:30 No, you are cutting vegetables.

03:33 Hey, tell me the truth. Are you a vegetarian dacoit?

03:38 I remembered sir. I was cutting vegetables.

03:41 I was cutting nails.

03:43 - You were cutting nails? - I was cutting nails.

03:48 You are a nail cutter. You look like M2 to M3.

03:54 - You are a small nail. - I am a small nail.

03:59 You look like a good motorbike.

04:02 Your nail is small.

04:05 Don't look at his face. It looks like your brother is sleeping.

04:09 He is a dangerous man. I will not spare him.

04:15 - I am sitting here. - He is a dacoit.

04:17 I am a well-educated man. I was cutting vegetables.

04:23 You were cutting vegetables with a knife.

04:26 He is a dangerous man.

04:29 Can't you recognize him by his face?

04:31 He has never seen anyone.

04:34 He has never shown his face.

04:37 - He is his signature tone. - He is a dacoit.

04:42 - Let him in. - Let him in.

04:44 He is a dacoit.

04:46 You will be punished.

04:48 I earn money and you bring it.

04:52 - Hello. - SP Shaukat.

04:54 - Greetings, sir. - Greetings.

04:56 Listen. Artificial intelligence of Dungar Dacoit has made a picture.

05:02 - Yes, sir. - I am sending you the picture.

05:04 You will be able to identify the real dacoit.

05:07 Thank you very much, sir. Send me the picture.

05:09 I will start catching people.

05:13 You could not stand for salutation even after listening to my phone.

05:15 Sir, Mr. Haroon told you.

05:17 - Yes. - Okay.

05:21 - Thank you very much. - Come on.

05:23 The matter is here.

05:25 - Sir, I have a salutation for you. - What?

05:29 The location you sent me.

05:32 I caught him sitting at the same location.

05:35 Sir, I told him not to catch people sitting at the same location.

05:39 The location was cleared.

05:42 Sir, I am a decent man. Why did you catch me?

05:45 I think you were at the wrong location.

05:47 There is a location in the police station. Don't worry about that.

05:52 But tell me, do you rob?

05:54 Sir, I have a fruit shop.

05:56 What is the apple?

05:58 It is inside the location.

06:00 What is the black apple?

06:03 - What? - Black apple.

06:04 Which area is the best?

06:06 Sir, I am scared of you.

06:08 I repair cars.

06:10 - Okay. - Now I have understood.

06:12 - What? - The location is in the seats of the cars.

06:16 - You repair cars? - Yes.

06:19 - Is it your workshop? - Yes.

06:21 Tell me, which engine is in the 1700cc cars that are not coming?

06:25 Sir, I know the reason.

06:27 I am a dispenser.

06:29 Look, he has come to the police station. He will change so many things.

06:32 I think you are a honest man.

06:34 Because you are not standing on your tongue.

06:36 Tell me, how many times do you have to drink cough syrup in a day?

06:40 Actually, you know it.

06:42 I repair bicycles.

06:44 Sir, he is a poor man.

06:46 Ask him a simple question.

06:48 Ask him, where does cold water come from?

06:50 And where does hot water come from?

06:51 He is a dispenser.

06:53 I am here, Saeed.

06:55 - You are here? - Yes.

06:57 - You are a dispenser? - Yes, I am here, Saeed.

06:59 Let him decide. Let him come in.

07:02 - You come in. - Come on.

07:09 Remember the dialogue.

07:11 You won't leave until I bring Khalil-ur-Rehman-Kabir.

07:17 Hello.

07:20 Okay, sir. Okay.

07:24 Reach the location.

07:25 There is a man sitting behind the door of the house.

07:27 - What is this? - Come.

07:29 Sir, I remember.

07:31 Sir, I had kept a dog at home.

07:33 I had put its teeth here.

07:34 I will put it on your face and eat it.

07:36 - Where is the dog? - Here.

07:39 - Move. - One minute.

07:41 - Yes. - Yes.

07:44 Sir, he is sitting under the door of the house.

07:46 He is not a dog.

07:47 - Come on. - Yes.

07:50 - Get lost. - Okay.

07:52 - Okay. - I am telling you to sit under the door.

07:54 Okay.

07:56 Do some research. I am sure he is Fawad Khan.

08:03 - Come on, sit. - Okay.

08:06 - Sit. - Okay.

08:07 - I am sure you are his friend. - No.

08:10 - You leave a mark. - Sir, I...

08:12 - Dangar gang. - Sir, I swear.

08:14 I don't understand why I have to bring a decent man.

08:17 - You are sitting under the door. - Sir, a decent man is always under the door.

08:20 - Sir, a decent man is always under the door. - He will sit under the door.

08:23 I have brought him from the roof of the house.

08:25 - I have brought him from there too. - Why are you sitting there?

08:27 - Where? - This is the right opportunity.

08:29 I will catch you at the right time.

08:31 Tell me, what do you do?

08:34 Sir, I don't have to work. My son-in-law is rich.

08:36 He won't be rich. Don't pay attention.

08:38 He wants to be rich.

08:39 Sir, my son-in-law has Rs. 3500.

08:42 - What? - Yes.

08:43 - Which one? - Rs. 3500.

08:44 - Rs. 3500? - Yes.

08:46 Then why doesn't he give you to eat?

08:49 He doesn't even want to sleep. Is this a crime?

08:51 Okay, tell me his name.

08:53 Sir, his name is Pina Bali.

08:55 - Hey, Chobu. - Yes.

08:57 - Bring me a pancha after a long time. - I don't have a pancha.

09:00 I have two. I will bring it.

09:02 - Sir, please. - Do you have a shawl or a button?

09:06 Sir, I remember.

09:08 - Yes. - I was writing a poem one day.

09:10 And I had a thought.

09:12 Oh, you are here.

09:15 Ali Zafar, you are here too.

09:18 Atif Aslam is also here.

09:20 - Give it to me. - He is also with me.

09:25 - Sir, I... - Inside.

09:27 - Okay. - He is sitting with me.

09:30 You have to cover your moustache.

09:33 Don't you feel ashamed?

09:35 Sir, what is the relation between moustache and shame?

09:38 It means you are the one who is ashamed.

09:40 Hey!

09:41 Sir, if you order, should I bring him a pancha?

09:45 - Don't bring him a pancha. - Yes.

09:47 Just ask his name.

09:49 - You will know who he is. - What is your name?

09:51 Numan Ejaz.

09:53 Okay, go inside with respect.

09:57 Get up and come here.

10:00 Bring your script and come to us.

10:02 How did he name me?

10:05 Come on.

10:06 Come on.

10:07 I don't understand. Why are you here?

10:09 Don't think. Look at him. He is a poor man.

10:12 Bring him and sit with him.

10:14 Look at him. He is a poor man.

10:16 He doesn't sleep in the morning.

10:17 He comes here and sits.

10:18 I told you not to sit with a poor man.

10:21 Now you are saying that your husband eats a lot.

10:24 - Yes. - Does he have a speech?

10:26 When he is standing, you know he has a speech.

10:29 He says something and then says something else.

10:31 - Yes. - One minute.

10:33 Hello.

10:34 Yes, sir. Okay.

10:36 - Go outside. - Yes, sir.

10:38 That man has come with a picture.

10:40 - Did you get his picture? - Yes, sir.

10:42 - Come quickly. - Okay.

10:44 - How did you get the picture? - He eats a lot.

10:46 Sir, he has artificial intelligence.

10:48 Yes.

10:49 I got everything done through him.

10:52 And I told you that the government has kept a price of Rs. 50 lakhs.

10:58 So one of them is your ticket for Rs. 50 lakhs.

11:00 Sir, the pictures have come.

11:03 Show me his picture.

11:05 I want to show you.

11:06 Do you want to get engaged?

11:08 What happened?

11:13 - No, sir. He is not a man. - Why?

11:15 He looks like a dancer.

11:17 Believe me. He is a man.

11:21 He even sticks to small courts.

11:23 Sir, he is either a dacoit or a criminal.

11:27 I think I have seen him somewhere.

11:29 - What? - I can see his face.

11:31 I can't see his face.

11:33 Show me the picture.

11:36 He is a dacoit.

11:38 Sir, I told you.

11:40 He can't be a dacoit.

11:42 - Why? - He has a face like a dacoit's tail.

11:44 No, no. Don't give so much emphasis on dacoits.

11:48 - Why? - Mr. Asim will be upset.

11:50 - Amritjeet. - Yes, sir.

11:54 - Come, son. - Give me the picture.

11:58 I am telling you. You will be hanged 20 times.

12:03 You will be sold your house.

12:06 You will be in trouble.

12:08 I think I will be hanged here.

12:10 I will be hanged here.

12:11 Sir, listen to me.

12:14 What is it? I won't give you money.

12:17 - You give me the money. - Yes.

12:19 What is it?

12:20 Sir, look at the picture.

12:22 You will get the entire face.

12:24 Oh, yes.

12:25 This is a name of a dacoit.

12:29 And you are our name.

12:31 Listen to me. I am a dacoit.

12:34 I will be hanged.

12:35 I will be in jail.

12:36 I don't need 50 lakhs.

12:38 - Sir, how will you go in? - Why?

12:40 You will get out of the ASI.

12:43 - I will get out? - Yes.

12:45 And you will take 50 lakhs?

12:46 Why will I take when you are the ASI.

12:50 Think about it.

12:52 You are my son.

12:53 He is a dacoit.

12:55 He is a dacoit.

12:57 He will bring the dacoit.

12:59 - Go, Shabaz. - We will talk outside.

13:02 I will keep 50 lakhs.

13:04 I think the police are dacoits.

13:07 He is a dacoit.

13:08 He will be beaten up.

13:11 Before talking, let us go to our house.

13:16 We will understand.

13:18 Yes, sir.

13:23 Okay, sir.

13:25 - What happened? - SP sir is coming.

13:29 - Okay. - Yes.

13:30 Okay.

13:32 Okay.

13:33 SP sir, I think he is from Japan.

13:45 I think he is a Kung Fu master.

13:49 - Please sit. - What about the dacoits?

13:52 We have the pictures.

13:53 We will put them in the jail.

13:55 To arrest them.

13:56 We will involve some gang members.

13:58 I knew that in the entire city

14:00 only you can find out.

14:02 Thank you, sir.

14:03 I will catch them.

14:04 No, don't catch them.

14:06 Only you can find out.

14:07 I will catch them.

14:09 You have to get up from the seat to catch them.

14:12 Catch me. I am a dacoit.

14:17 I have come to arrest you.

14:24 If you don't arrest me,

14:26 I will shoot you.

14:27 Where will you get the 50 lakhs?

14:29 Oh, he knows.

14:30 - Yes. - He knows.

14:31 - Yes. - I have been advertised.

14:33 Okay.

14:34 If you don't give me 50 lakhs,

14:35 you can give me 40.

14:37 But why didn't you change your trousers?

14:40 There is a cat in the bed.

14:44 I hate this job.

14:48 Today I thought of robbing.

14:52 No, not yet.

14:54 It's not a good job.

14:57 Hey, come inside.

14:59 Open the door.

15:00 Come inside.

15:01 - Asim. - Yes, sir.

15:02 What am I seeing?

15:03 What happened?

15:04 The criminal is going inside.

15:06 Get up and leave the bag.

15:08 The criminal has to go inside one day.

15:11 You arrange for the money.

15:12 You are making a black and white film.

15:14 Come inside.

15:15 Who will save us?

15:17 We have been robbed.

15:19 I have never paused in a dacoit.

15:22 All of you wait for a while.

15:26 I will make you all pay.

15:28 I didn't get a single person.

15:31 Fardosh Jamal was inside.

15:33 Sir.

15:35 Congratulations.

15:37 Thank you.

15:38 I have brought the dacoit.

15:39 Yes.

15:40 50 lakhs.

15:42 It's mine.

15:43 - 50 lakhs? - Yes.

15:44 Sir.

15:45 I have the 50 lakhs.

15:47 I will bring him.

15:49 Which 50 lakhs?

15:50 You didn't get him.

15:51 He came himself.

15:52 Sir, I brought him.

15:54 Where were you?

15:55 I was paying the rickshaw fare.

15:57 I was left with the money.

15:59 The rickshaw brought me.

16:01 The rickshaw brought you?

16:02 Yes.

16:03 Sir, give him the 50 lakhs.

16:05 He risked his life to bring me.

16:07 It's a police competition.

16:09 I risked my life to bring him.

16:11 Sir, I was beaten up.

16:12 He was abused.

16:13 It's a police competition.

16:14 (audience laughing)

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