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00:00 [Ninja's theme]
00:04 Well, the people voted and today the ninjas will be honored.
00:07 However, they will not be alone. Hey no, my guy, it's a treat here.
00:09 Ah, I'm told in the pillow that the second anime was canceled because Naruto was already too long for the video.
00:14 Ok, well, go Naruto, so too bad for Boku no Pico, too bad, I liked this anime.
00:18 [Naruto's theme]
00:20 Naruto is a shonen constituted of 720 episodes, if we include Naruto Shippuden.
00:25 So you can imagine that we did not see everything, huh, I'm rather Team One Piece at the base.
00:28 And you, what's your team? Well, I do not care, but it will put the fire in the comments and that's good for the reference, man.
00:33 On the other hand, not having seen all Naruto will not prevent us from talking about it.
00:37 Well no, my guy, that's a bit the concept of the channel.
00:39 Talk about things that we do not master with an insurance out of the ordinary.
00:41 I swear, I could say anything to people who have not seen Naruto, if I am convinced of the bullshit I say, they will think it's the truth.
00:47 For example, if I tell you that at the end of the anime, Sasuke and Naruto fight a ninth time,
00:50 and that after this fight, the two lose an arm, well, it's immediately credible, huh.
00:53 Probably because that's the truth. Yeah, they really lose an arm at the end of the anime.
00:56 Warning, spoiler.
00:58 Hey, but you have to say that before spoiling, not after, huh.
01:00 I'm fine, I have no argument to defend myself, we're not going to make a cheese out of it, if not, maybe, huh, well, here.
01:05 In short, Naruto is an anime that takes place in a retro-futuristic world,
01:09 basically mixing elements of the past with elements of the future.
01:12 And that, I'm sure you did not even know, huh, Dark Sasuke of 9K.
01:14 In this universe, ninjas, despite the evolution of technology, have remained a real military power.
01:19 Because it's not the ninjas of real life, huh, who walk around in pajamas and who die from a simple bullet in the head.
01:23 No, there, they are more of the Rasengan style, multi-cloning, technique of the fireball.
01:28 And go ahead, I define the laws of gravity by running on the walls,
01:30 or that I take myself for Jesus by literally walking on the water.
01:32 It's this kind of ninja that you will find in this anime, guys way too cheated for the common mortal.
01:37 In the world of Naruto, there are 5 great countries, each housing a hidden village.
01:41 Like, for example, Konoha, which feels like the military power of the country of fire.
01:44 Each village is represented by an Okage, like Fuminato, the father of Naruto.
01:48 Who, moreover, is an unworthy father, since he locked a demon in the ass of his son.
01:51 Oh yes, it does not look like when you see this little boy with yellow hair,
01:54 but this child does have a 9-tailed demon in his ass.
01:56 Besides, his master Kakashi tried several times to remove him, but without success.
02:00 Finally, at the beginning of the anime, Naruto is 12 years old and eats ramen.
02:03 Oh, but in fact, Naruto, he has the same age as me, Kakebuchi no Kuchou!
02:06 No, you're not 12, but 10 years old, Timothée. It's not because you have a beard that you're older than your age.
02:10 Yeah, but in 567 dodo, I'll be 12, so I could become Okage.
02:13 In short, at the beginning, Naruto is not really appreciated in the village,
02:16 since it's already a big cassaus, and in addition, he always has a demon in the ass.
02:19 But despite everything, he's a brave little guy, and he plans to become Okage one day.
02:22 Yes, you heard right, Okage, the most honorable title for a ninja, the guy with the melon.
02:26 Except that he has already failed the exam three times to become a basic ninja,
02:30 so there's a long way to go, my little guy. Yeah, there's not 700 episodes for nothing.
02:33 Well, at one point, he ends up passing the exam and getting Konoha's bandeau.
02:36 That you can since that day get in all conventions such as the TGS, the PGW or the BBW.
02:42 Once this bandeau is banded on his forehead, he then becomes an official ninja,
02:45 which then allows him to join a team of three ninja babies,
02:48 composed of himself, already, it's the principle of joining a team,
02:50 of Sakura, a girl who masters the "I'm useless" no jutsu,
02:53 and of Sasuke, a mean Dark who wants to avenge his family by killing the last member of his family,
02:57 which makes it a very debatable way to take revenge.
03:00 But who am I to judge? Only ninjas can understand, I guess it's a ninja thing, what.
03:04 This little group will be trained by Kakashi, a character subject to many fantasies,
03:08 since he never removes his mask, he reads erotic books and puts free olives to his students.
03:12 #BalanceTonSensei
03:13 During their training, the group will go through all the prerequisites of the good Shonen,
03:16 notably the inevitable well-known passage of the tournament, or the bad guy who becomes nice.
03:21 But also the nice character who will become bad, and that's beautiful,
03:24 which will be one of the main points of this anime.
03:26 The relationship between Naruto, the nice Shonen hero who doesn't want his friend to be bad,
03:30 and Sasuke, the goth who is still looking for his personality, between bi and straight or other.
03:34 Well, during this anime, our characters will have to become ever more powerful,
03:37 to face ever more powerful enemies, by launching ever more powerful attacks. #ShonenSpirit
03:41 But well, in the end, all I would remember from this anime are the huge eyebrows of this character,
03:46 but we have to do something, we have to get him to shut up!
03:47 That's it, it was the unsurprising summary of Naruto, if you liked it, throw your best kunai in the like bar,
03:52 go take a look on our Tipeee, not in our Tipeee, that's impossible,
03:55 and comment your favorite part of the video! No Naruto, I don't give a fuck, kisses.
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