Mama June from Not to Hot Season 6 Episode 1
Mama June from Not to Hot Season6 Episode 1
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00:00 (dramatic music)
00:02 - Last season on Mama June.
00:16 - Mama's home!
00:19 - Mama shocked us all and broke up with Gino.
00:22 - This thing, we're just too tossy for each other.
00:24 I'm out.
00:25 - We were happy he was out of our lives,
00:27 but my focus was my family.
00:29 We just had baby Bentley.
00:31 - We're so cute.
00:33 - Jessica was sleeping on the couch,
00:35 so we had five mouths to feed.
00:37 And me and Josh were also trying to deal with
00:40 Alana having a boyfriend.
00:41 Even though things were crazy around the house,
00:47 with Mama single and sober,
00:49 I thought maybe she'd finally put us girls first.
00:52 - What are you doing?
00:54 - But even when good things happened,
00:56 this is the times that you've been missing out on.
00:59 Mama couldn't be without a man.
01:00 - You're seriously leaving her?
01:02 - Yeah.
01:03 - Oh my God.
01:04 - So she took off to find one.
01:06 - Here's one guy, here's another guy.
01:09 - Newly single Mama June,
01:10 spoiled secret boyfriend with cars and rent.
01:13 - In the meantime, we got some unexpected news.
01:17 There's gonna be two more.
01:18 And we welcomed twin babies into our family.
01:22 Then we found out Mama jumped into a relationship
01:25 and moved right down the road from us.
01:27 - Pumpkin, this is Justin.
01:29 - Why does he look like Sugar Bear?
01:31 What the (beep) happened to his teeth?
01:33 The drugs?
01:33 - (beep) you.
01:35 - Alana can stay here.
01:36 I'm her mama now.
01:37 I don't wanna move with my mama.
01:39 I'm just fine here.
01:40 I wasn't gonna let Mama tear my family apart.
01:43 There's no room for your mama in my life anymore.
01:46 So Josh and I lawyered up and asked for custody of Alana.
01:50 - Yep, right there.
01:52 - I couldn't believe she signed the papers so quickly.
01:55 What happened next in the lawyer's office,
01:57 we're gonna have to have a child support order
01:59 about $2,000 a month.
02:01 I don't agree to that, no I don't.
02:02 Changed our relationship forever.
02:05 I'm gonna tell you, this is some (beep) pumpkin
02:07 asking for child support.
02:09 You'd rather all the money go to the men, Mama.
02:10 That's how it's always been.
02:11 She'd rather get her boyfriend some new teeth
02:14 than pay child support.
02:15 So we took her to court and she was ordered
02:17 to pay only $800 a month.
02:20 - That's insane though.
02:22 - She crossed the line with me
02:23 and I am done dealing with Mama Jean's drama.
02:26 I know it's gonna affect Alana.
02:27 I think that's a lot of money for somebody to come off.
02:30 - You wanna fight, let's fight.
02:31 I don't really give a (beep) anymore.
02:32 - She has no clue what kind of trauma she's caused us
02:35 and she just thinks that she's just gonna be welcomed back.
02:39 - I don't know if that'll ever happen.
02:42 (dramatic music)
02:44 (upbeat music)
02:55 - Alana, you're gonna be late!
02:58 (baby crying)
03:01 - Oh boy.
03:02 - Quit jumping on the bed.
03:08 - No.
03:08 - Yes.
03:09 - No.
03:10 - Yes.
03:11 - No.
03:12 - Peanut butter?
03:13 You wanna hold that for me?
03:14 Do not fall backwards and slam your head on the floor, dude.
03:17 - Alana!
03:20 - Hold on!
03:21 I'm coming!
03:24 - She poo-pooed.
03:26 - No poo-poo.
03:26 - She smell like poo.
03:29 - I know, maybe the outfit or something.
03:30 - Or your butt.
03:31 - We've had a lot of changes around here recently.
03:35 We now have four kids under the age of four.
03:38 Ella is four.
03:42 Bentley is one.
03:44 And the twins, Silas and Stella, are now four months old.
03:50 And we've got our cranky 17 year old, Lana.
03:54 (upbeat music)
03:55 Ella, my little pootie baby, started school.
03:58 That's a huge transition for me
04:00 because Ella's always been my little sidekick.
04:02 Bentley had his first birthday
04:04 and he's walking all over the place.
04:07 And Bubbies is so sweet with the twins.
04:10 He loves to give them kisses.
04:11 - Aww.
04:12 - You love us.
04:13 You've been sweet.
04:15 And the twins, Stella Renee and Silas Ray,
04:19 we come up with their names
04:20 because Josh's mom and uncle are twins.
04:22 And so those are their middle names,
04:24 which I thought was really cute.
04:26 Me and Josh decided after the twins, that was it.
04:29 Tubes, Todd, bakery, shut down.
04:33 Hi there, pretty girl.
04:34 Stella, she's chill.
04:36 Silas, he is one fussy, high maintenance little boy.
04:41 I mean, he acts a lot like Lana.
04:43 (baby crying)
04:45 - You don't want the Nana?
04:49 Don't be like that.
04:50 - So at the moment, job wise,
04:52 it's more like a freelance thing.
04:54 I just go and do general contracting here,
04:56 a little carpentry here, a little painting here.
04:59 And it works.
05:00 I make decent at what I do.
05:02 And the best part about it is I get to spend
05:03 all the time with the kids.
05:06 Here's a chip.
05:07 I already know what's up.
05:08 Which one are you gonna go for?
05:10 That one.
05:11 I already knew what was up.
05:12 Look at that.
05:13 Like a cow chewing cud.
05:15 (chewing)
05:19 (baby cooing)
05:21 - Hello, are you up?
05:28 Okay, well you better hurry up.
05:31 Okay, bye.
05:35 Y'all, this is gonna be a really good year for me.
05:38 Me and Jalen are still together.
05:39 We are going on a year.
05:41 And this year is my senior year.
05:43 I get to walk across the stage in a few months.
05:45 I'm so excited.
05:47 Alana, let's go.
05:49 Ella's ready.
05:49 - I'm coming.
05:51 - Ooh.
05:54 - It's a cheetah.
05:56 - I don't understand why you're rushing.
06:01 Jalen's coming to pick me up anyway.
06:03 - It don't matter.
06:04 - Well, you need to be on time
06:05 when Jalen comes to get you.
06:06 - He needs to be on time to get you.
06:07 - A man likes a woman on time.
06:10 - Well, you're never on time with Josh Logie.
06:11 - Shut up.
06:13 - Anyway, did you pay for my field trip
06:15 the last days today?
06:16 - Yes, I paid for it yesterday.
06:18 - Okay.
06:18 - Are you ever gonna wear those shoes Mama Gachi?
06:21 - I don't wanna crease 'em up.
06:22 - Wow, useless.
06:25 - She gives us $800 a month
06:26 and then blows $300 on some shoes
06:29 that you're never gonna wear.
06:31 I'm glad Mama's finally helping with Alana,
06:34 but here's the thing, $800 is nothing.
06:38 Nothing when Lana wants her lashes done,
06:41 nails, hair, shoes, her clothes.
06:45 And what about if she wants to go out
06:46 to eat with her friends?
06:47 Senior dues, yearbook, field trip.
06:50 I love her, but God, she's expensive.
06:52 Well, come on, I don't have all day.
06:54 Let's just enjoy breakfast.
06:55 I'm not trying to ruin my appetite talking about Mama.
06:58 (birds chirping)
07:01 (upbeat music)
07:03 - Are you gonna hold my hand?
07:09 - You need to put your ring on this finger
07:12 so I can feel like this is real.
07:15 - Hey guys, guess what?
07:17 Mama June's got some big news for y'all.
07:20 I decided to get married to this lovely hunk of bunk.
07:27 - And you got a new hairstyle going on too.
07:32 - Well, shoot, I gotta look more younger and youthful.
07:34 I got a young man.
07:35 - And I got a cougar.
07:36 (cougar growling)
07:39 - I proposed to Justin while he was in jail
07:42 for a probation violation.
07:44 He said yes, and on our six month anniversary,
07:48 I drove his ass to the courthouse and we got married.
07:52 You're gonna be mine forever.
07:54 - I really do appreciate you taking me
07:59 to breakfast this morning.
08:01 - Currently, we are living in Tuskegee, Alabama.
08:05 Temporarily, because Justin needs to finish
08:08 some probation obligations.
08:10 I'm not gonna lie to you,
08:11 Tuskegee is a really tough area for me.
08:14 It holds a lot of triggers for me.
08:16 I mean, I got locked up for drugs there in 2019,
08:20 but you know, the girls do not know
08:22 that we are living there,
08:23 but they don't even text me back.
08:24 So by the time they text me back,
08:26 I'll probably be back in Georgia anyways.
08:29 You're just such a sweet, loving husband.
08:31 I just like saying husband.
08:33 I have a husband.
08:35 - Well, we had to go to breakfast
08:36 because you know, you take naps all throughout the day.
08:39 So it's kind of hard to go to lunch or dinner.
08:42 - I feel like it really is like scaring me here lately.
08:45 - For the last month or so,
08:46 I've been getting like these really bad headaches.
08:49 Like my ears start ringing
08:52 and I get kind of like foggy brained.
08:56 And then I get kind of like dizzy.
08:58 It reminds me of some spells that I used to have
09:01 like a few years ago, like when I was in my addiction.
09:05 - You ready to be my caregiver?
09:06 - You're not a granny.
09:10 - I am a bad ass grandma.
09:11 - No, like 80 year old wobble around grandma.
09:15 - I do wobble.
09:16 - Well, yeah.
09:17 - But you know what I mean?
09:20 I do have like forgetfulness.
09:22 - Yeah.
09:22 - Don't let me forget to write that check for Pumpkin
09:25 when I get home because you know,
09:26 can't be late.
09:27 Gotta be able to have that check.
09:29 Pumpkin blindsided me with some stuff
09:31 in the full custody papers.
09:33 I was okay with giving her full custody
09:35 because she's had temporary guardianship for three years.
09:38 But now that you know, there's $800 a month
09:40 order for child support because I agreed to that.
09:43 Not anybody made me, but since that has went down,
09:46 I barely hear from the girls.
09:49 And that's the truth.
09:50 I wish the girls would look at it and say,
09:53 hey, you know, my mom's been doing good for three years
09:55 and stop having me pay for the past mistakes.
09:58 - I agree you can't beat a dead horse,
10:00 but so many times and nobody's perfect.
10:03 So you got to stand your ground and tell them, you know.
10:07 - Five.
10:08 Three.
10:11 (upbeat music)
10:15 - Come on.
10:17 - Hey, how are y'all?
10:20 - Can we just sit where we want to?
10:21 - You can.
10:22 - Right over there.
10:23 - How y'all doing?
10:25 - Hello, how are you?
10:27 - What can I get y'all to drink?
10:29 - Sweet tea, please.
10:31 - Coffee.
10:31 - Okay.
10:32 - Are you all ready to have sweet tea?
10:36 - I am blind, totally in this eye,
10:38 2800 with this eye.
10:39 I cannot read a menu.
10:41 - You can get bacon, ham, cheese grits, oatmeal.
10:46 - Who the (beep) eats oatmeal?
10:51 I'm not that old yet.
10:53 What do they have for dessert?
10:54 - I don't even think they got dessert.
10:58 - You brought me to a breakfast place and don't have dessert?
11:01 What kind of dessert do y'all have?
11:03 - Chocolate cake and apple pie.
11:05 - I want some, two scrambled eggs,
11:08 like with cheese, some grits,
11:11 one biscuit and gravy and two orders of bacon.
11:16 - Biscuit and gravy and cheese hash browns.
11:18 - Thank you.
11:19 - Thank you.
11:20 - Thank you.
11:21 - Y'all may read the menu.
11:23 - Yeah.
11:23 - I mean, I'm not just serving, I don't work for them.
11:25 - I serve you, I pay you, you are my husband.
11:27 - That doesn't mean I work for them.
11:28 - My PR person.
11:30 You're my emailer reader.
11:32 You're my make sure we go to the doctor's appointment
11:34 'cause I gotta write it down now 'cause I cannot remember.
11:37 - See, you can't even remember.
11:46 - Can't.
11:47 (beep)
11:49 That was just like (beep)
11:52 - Thank you.
11:56 - You want a bacon?
11:58 - No, you know, sausage and bacon.
12:02 - Yeah, protein.
12:04 - Yeah, high cholesterol.
12:05 - Remember when we went to LA to see
12:08 about a sacred white loss surgery?
12:11 I don't think you're a good candidate for surgery right now
12:16 until you have really spent some time dealing
12:19 with how you cope with food.
12:21 Look at all this junk you're eating this morning.
12:25 - It's just breakfast.
12:26 You're stressing me out, so shh.
12:28 - Ben want to talk to you about something too,
12:31 to be honest with you.
12:33 - What?
12:34 - You know, this ain't how I wanted this to go.
12:40 Like this whole marriage, you know?
12:44 Like, and how it went down, like that's not what I wanted.
12:49 Like that's not how I wanted it to go.
12:51 - What?
12:51 You read the courthouse and signed the papers too.
12:56 - Yeah, but that's just it.
12:57 It was like, you asked me in jail, you know?
12:59 It happened while I was in jail.
13:01 - Were you okay with that?
13:03 - Not really, to be honest with you.
13:05 I was emotionally messed up,
13:07 was going through some things,
13:09 like life isn't where I wanted to be at that point.
13:12 You know, I just got out of rehab not too long before that.
13:16 And I just, I wasn't emotionally in it, Judy.
13:19 - So you're telling me you wasn't emotionally,
13:22 you're not emotionally into me?
13:24 - What are you talking about?
13:26 - What are you talking about?
13:28 - I'm talking about...
13:29 - I'm not gonna lie.
13:30 You knew when you got hooked up with me
13:32 that I was (beep) blind.
13:36 Now I'm having all these medical issues,
13:37 so you're just like, "Oh, let's back out."
13:39 I mean, what the (beep) are you like,
13:41 you brought me to breakfast to tell me you wanted a divorce?
13:44 - Coming up on Mama June Family Crisis.
13:50 - You gotta get healthy then,
13:53 like I've been telling you, you're not, something's wrong.
13:57 I didn't know what else to do.
13:58 I had to call the ambulance on her.
13:59 - You at home?
14:00 - Yeah.
14:01 - I'm coming over.
14:02 - There is a reason why I haven't brought her
14:04 over to my new place yet.
14:05 - Why are you looking like that?
14:07 - I'll tell her when I'm ready to tell her.
14:08 - Well, where's my child support check?
14:10 'Cause it's not in the mail.
14:11 - We're dealing with some (beep)
14:12 - Why are you doing drugs?
14:14 - This ain't how I wanted this to go.
14:25 - What's wrong with you?
14:28 - Like, this whole marriage, you know?
14:30 - Now I'm having all these medical issues,
14:32 they're here just like, "Oh, let's back out."
14:34 I mean, what the (beep) are you like,
14:36 you brought me to breakfast to tell me you wanted a divorce?
14:39 - No, I don't want a divorce.
14:47 A real wedding.
14:48 I wanna give you that big wedding, like every woman wants.
14:55 - He better be glad that I allowed him to live
14:58 because he almost caused me a heart attack.
15:01 - Kate, it's the whole nine yards,
15:03 you know, the planning, everything.
15:05 - Oh, so you're gonna do that for me?
15:07 - Yes, that's what I want.
15:08 I wanna do it for you.
15:10 - Oh, you're just so sweet.
15:12 - I gotta climb over the table.
15:18 - I knew I made the right choice
15:23 when I got together with you.
15:25 - You sure did.
15:27 - Well, but have you heard of Bridezilla?
15:29 You think they're bad?
15:30 Junezilla, because this is going to be
15:33 the wedding of the century.
15:34 - Blend out to the max.
15:38 Big cake, dress.
15:40 - That's what I want you to have.
15:41 - A huge venue.
15:42 - The last wedding that we done was Pumpkin's
15:45 and you know, I was a lot involved in that wedding and stuff.
15:48 - What do you think, if you ask them,
15:49 that they'll be involved in it?
15:51 - I mean, of course, I mean, they're gonna come.
15:53 I mean, hello, we do this (beep) all the time.
15:55 We fight, we argue, but we've always been close
15:57 and we needed to come together as a family.
16:00 We've always came together as a family.
16:02 So I mean, yeah, I'm sure if I called,
16:03 they'd be like part of it.
16:04 They'll wanna go dress shopping.
16:05 They'll wanna be part of the flowers,
16:07 the cake tasting, what we're gonna eat.
16:10 And maybe we can even talk Dodo into making the cake.
16:13 - Yeah.
16:14 - I mean, look, I'm hoping this big ass celebration
16:17 like brings me and the girls new beginnings.
16:21 They'll see that I'm sober still.
16:24 I'm not lying to them, that I've changed a lot,
16:26 that I've worked on myself.
16:27 But also they can see how supportive Justin is.
16:30 Honestly, life is too short for us
16:33 not to like work out our differences.
16:36 So what kind of dress do you wanna see me in?
16:38 I'm a little better off.
16:39 What kind of dress would you like to see me come out of?
16:41 - I don't know, that is the question.
16:43 - I'm there too, I see it.
16:45 (upbeat music)
16:48 - Let's go, pretty baby.
16:51 Get in your car seat.
16:52 - Okay.
16:53 - Hold your baby Jesus.
16:54 You know, I can't really grasp the whole child support
17:01 and the shoes deal.
17:02 How do you spend $300 on some shoes
17:05 for somebody that you were willing just to give up
17:09 'cause you didn't feel like paying child support for?
17:11 Is that like buying love or what is that?
17:12 - Baby, you know what it is.
17:13 It's what mama always does.
17:15 She thinks that shoes or whatever else,
17:18 that'll fix everything.
17:19 She's always gonna try to buy Alana the next fix thing.
17:21 She's always gonna try to one up us.
17:24 But in the all reality boo, we have to one up, okay?
17:27 She has to pay us child support now.
17:29 I don't care what kind of world mama ever lives in,
17:32 but I just don't think our relationship
17:34 will ever be what it once was
17:36 because there's no way that I can ever look past
17:38 what she said in the lawyer's office.
17:40 Would you rather sign your rights over for Alana?
17:42 - That's what I thought we were doing.
17:44 - Well, I guess what she-- - To be honest.
17:45 - I guess what she was asking,
17:47 you would prefer that they adopt her?
17:49 - Yes.
17:51 - Like how could you just be okay with me adopting Alana?
17:56 All because you don't wanna pay child support.
17:58 I mean, I just feel bad for Alana.
18:00 'Cause I mean, I could never imagine looking at Ella
18:02 and being like, I'd rather sign over any rights
18:05 than have to pay for any money for you.
18:08 I would never say that, ever.
18:11 Whatever, baby.
18:11 I'm trying to have a good morning, I love you.
18:13 Make sure you do my errands for me
18:14 'cause I gotta go back and see Jessie.
18:16 - She's been ignoring me.
18:18 - Yeah, I'm gonna see what's up.
18:20 All right, hun, love ya.
18:22 Bye, Ellie.
18:24 Bye, love ya.
18:25 - Give me that morning, baby.
18:28 I'm not either.
18:32 Guess I'll have my coffee, baby.
18:34 I tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle.
18:39 I tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle.
18:41 - Guess who I got?
18:43 - Why are you late?
18:44 - 'Cause of traffic.
18:45 - Traffic?
18:46 You know what I smell?
18:48 Coffee.
18:49 - And you didn't bring me any?
18:50 I had to make some at home.
18:52 - You know, hun, you could've got a handmade coffee
18:55 just like he did, but you won't get your license.
18:58 Be a little independent lady on your own.
19:00 - Don't make me and my boyfriend any ideas.
19:02 Nobody asked you.
19:04 - There's one thing in this world that's called independence
19:06 and I think you should be independent enough
19:07 to drive your own ass around.
19:09 - I just prefer to get driven around by my boyfriend.
19:12 It's quality time we get to spend together.
19:14 - Some call that a diva.
19:17 - I like being a princess.
19:18 - Right.
19:19 - Let's go.
19:20 - Let's go.
19:21 - All right, you kids be safe.
19:22 (upbeat music)
19:25 - What do you think you're gonna learn today at school?
19:31 - Um, learning.
19:33 I don't cry at school.
19:37 - I know you don't cry 'cause you're a big girl now.
19:39 - Yeah.
19:40 - I cannot believe you're about to be five.
19:43 You should still be a baby.
19:45 - No, I'm not.
19:46 - Well, I wish you were.
19:47 - I'm not.
19:48 - Well, I wish you were.
19:50 - Well, I'm not.
19:50 Y'all are gonna go to school when y'all are bigger.
19:54 - They're sleeping right now.
19:56 They're not paying no attention to you.
19:57 - I know, but they can hear me.
20:00 - You are here.
20:03 - Yay.
20:04 - I'm so sorry for being late.
20:09 - Oh.
20:11 (upbeat music)
20:13 - Good morning, Ella, come on.
20:15 - Love you.
20:16 - Later, Mom.
20:18 - Wow.
20:18 Too grown for Mama, I see.
20:22 (upbeat music)
20:27 (phone ringing)
20:30 - Hello?
20:41 - Hey, you at home?
20:43 - Yeah.
20:44 - I'm coming over.
20:45 - You're here.
20:48 - Yeah, so I'm coming over.
20:50 - You know, Jessie finally got her ass off of my couch,
20:53 which I'm thankful for,
20:54 and she moved right down the road
20:56 with like a new roommate and stuff.
20:57 But it's just weird,
20:58 because she doesn't really call me anymore,
21:00 she doesn't text.
21:02 So it's time I take matters into my own hands.
21:05 I figure I'll just show up and see what she's got to hide.
21:08 - Oh, come on, get your ass out here
21:09 and help me with these babies.
21:11 - Okay.
21:12 - I mean, I know Punga's all used
21:15 to getting all up in my business,
21:16 but I mean, I don't live with her anymore.
21:18 Can I have my own privacy for once?
21:20 There is a reason why I haven't brought her over
21:25 to my new place yet.
21:26 I'll tell her when I'm ready to tell her.
21:29 - Jessica!
21:30 - Coming up on Mama June Family Crisis.
21:36 - Do we need to have the wedding then
21:37 if it's that stressful?
21:38 You done got to where you don't listen to me no more.
21:40 - No car at the time.
21:42 - Man, the car that I have does not work.
21:45 - I'm running tests, I don't really know what's going on.
21:48 Yeah, it's definitely serious.
21:50 (dramatic music)
21:53 - Jassi!
22:01 Hell, took you so long.
22:08 - I was using the bathroom.
22:09 I mean, who calls right when they're pulling in?
22:13 - Me.
22:14 - Yeah, most people call when they're on the way.
22:16 - This is nice.
22:19 The laminate flooring, got the wood panel accent walls.
22:24 - Why are you looking like that?
22:27 - Is this your little reaming?
22:30 - Yeah, yes sir.
22:31 Didn't want to intrude.
22:34 - What is it exactly you've been doing?
22:37 Private dances at corporate parties or what?
22:40 - No, you told me to get out and get a life.
22:42 I got out, got a life.
22:44 I did actually get a job.
22:46 Guess what it is out of all things?
22:48 I'm working at a daycare.
22:50 - And that's how you met this roommate?
22:52 - That's how I met the roommate.
22:55 - Bitch, if you wanted to take care of kids,
22:56 you could have just stayed on my (beep) couch.
22:58 I would have got a nicer couch for you.
23:00 - It's different, I get out and about.
23:02 I don't watch kids at home.
23:03 I go out, get out the house.
23:06 - Get out the house with who, Jassi?
23:08 When are you gonna get married
23:12 and have kids and find somebody?
23:14 - You don't just go out and look for love.
23:16 Love finds you.
23:18 - You know, I'm not falling for this bull (beep)
23:20 happy Jessica, okay?
23:22 We all know she's just a grumpy little (beep).
23:24 What I think the issue is, deep down, it's a little show.
23:28 You know, she really misses staying with us.
23:31 There's flowers over there.
23:33 The roommate's got somebody.
23:35 - Yeah?
23:36 - Well, maybe your roommate can hook you up with somebody.
23:39 - Maybe she can.
23:40 It'll happen one day.
23:43 - Jessica, you're 26.
23:45 I'm 22, Jassi, I got four kids.
23:47 I thought you had five kids.
23:49 - I do, Jessica, but like,
23:51 Arna doesn't care about me anymore.
23:53 She's a senior now and she's got Dreelin, so.
23:56 - I know you don't want mom around and stuff,
23:58 but has she even seen the twins?
24:00 - You know, she showed up at the hospital
24:01 and literally seen them for maybe five minutes total.
24:04 - And she hasn't seen them since?
24:05 - Nope.
24:07 - That's ridiculous.
24:08 - I just don't get it with her.
24:10 - I guess that man is just more,
24:12 oh, sorry, not man anymore.
24:13 Husband is more important now.
24:15 - Jessica, the man's always been more important.
24:17 Let's get real.
24:18 - Come on, buddy.
24:25 Let's go to town, come on.
24:29 Watch your footsies.
24:30 Let's go run your mama's errands.
24:33 Come on, dude.
24:34 All right.
24:36 Here.
24:43 Just throw me (beep) in the nizzle.
24:44 Here.
24:45 Don't do that.
24:46 Here.
24:47 Oh, my sweet baby Jesus.
24:49 Let's go get some gas.
25:04 What?
25:08 Are you paying for gas?
25:11 No?
25:14 Okay.
25:14 (car door slams)
25:17 Out of service, bud.
25:20 - Sir, could you please come and pay inside?
25:24 - Lovely.
25:26 Come on, bud.
25:27 Let me do 20 on six.
25:36 - 20 on six.
25:37 Your car declined.
25:42 - It declined?
25:44 Oh, man.
25:45 Let me do 10 on six.
25:47 - 10 on six.
25:48 All right.
25:51 It declined again.
25:54 - It declined again?
25:55 - Uh-huh.
25:56 - Oh, my God.
25:57 You know, this is great, bubbies.
26:01 Out of gas.
26:03 It's hot.
26:04 You just hang out right here in the driver's seat
26:10 until Dad has figured it out.
26:13 You wanna hold that?
26:14 Hell, it ain't worth a damn.
26:15 Here.
26:16 You got any cash on you, bro?
26:19 No?
26:22 Oh, you don't want me to check?
26:23 What about your little pocket right here?
26:25 Think we should call Mama, buddy?
26:27 - Let's call Eve.
26:31 Josh.
26:33 Hello?
26:36 - Hey!
26:38 Guess where I'm at?
26:39 - Where?
26:40 - I'm at the damn gas station.
26:42 Out of gas.
26:43 And guess what?
26:44 The card I have does not work.
26:46 Keeps declining.
26:48 - I had to use that card.
26:50 I had to pay for Alana's field trip.
26:53 And I'm waiting for the child support check, honey bunny.
26:56 You should have grabbed the other card off the dresser.
26:58 - Well, there was only one card on the damn dresser, honey.
27:00 So which one was I supposed to grab?
27:03 - I'm over here at Jesse's.
27:04 What do you want me to do?
27:05 - Well, I need you to cut your time.
27:06 A little shirt over there can come on over.
27:08 - Oh, my God.
27:09 Okay.
27:10 Love you.
27:11 - Love you, bye.
27:13 - Man, I tell you what.
27:15 It's like playing cat and mouse
27:17 when it comes to the child support, okay?
27:19 Stuff is expensive.
27:21 Like us being a family of seven now, it's a lot.
27:25 Alana's a senior.
27:26 So like sometimes when it's time for like senior dues
27:30 and yearbook and pictures
27:31 and all of those things that Alana needs,
27:34 we've got to use one card and then we max it out
27:37 and then we move money around.
27:38 Like it's a whole ordeal thing.
27:40 And then somebody needs diapers.
27:41 Or somebody needs formula.
27:43 It's always something around here.
27:45 I mean, at this point,
27:47 I should have a master's degree in family finances.
27:51 Thank you for finally having me over, Jess.
27:53 - I didn't have you over.
27:54 - Not that you invited me or anything.
27:55 - You just pulled in.
27:57 - I don't get why you can't come by my house.
27:59 - When I'm out and about, I'll make sure to stop by.
28:01 - All right, Jesse.
28:02 - Jesse, mama, look.
28:12 Jesse, mama, look.
28:14 (Jesse laughing)
28:18 - I don't appreciate you interrupting my sissy time, okay?
28:27 - My sissy time.
28:29 - You can blame it on your mama, not me, okay?
28:32 - Now that you do have the right card,
28:34 will you go by the store and get some formula?
28:36 - Sure.
28:37 More errands.
28:38 I love it.
28:39 - I love you.
28:39 - Yep, love you.
28:40 - Love you so much, da-da.
28:42 - Love you so much.
28:43 (upbeat music)
28:48 - So, June, I got this bedside table for you.
29:01 You know, you need one.
29:03 - I know, because one, I need my snacks,
29:06 my purses, my cup.
29:08 - You know, it's just crazy.
29:09 We got all this furniture in a storage room in Georgia,
29:12 and we're living here with nothing.
29:13 I mean, nothing at all.
29:15 - I mean, all we need is the bed.
29:17 I mean, hello?
29:18 It ain't been just for a couple months anyway.
29:20 It's just us.
29:21 - I guess so.
29:21 - Look, guys, don't get your panties in a wad.
29:25 We're not gonna be in Alabama permanently.
29:28 We're living there because Justin
29:30 has some probation obligations that he needs to finish.
29:34 So we just bought the bare necessities.
29:36 We got a three bedroom house,
29:38 but we just bought the bed.
29:39 It stays in the living room,
29:41 and it's really close to the kitchen,
29:43 so I can get a snack and go for round two.
29:46 - There's the instructions.
29:47 You better go ahead and take pictures of it.
29:50 - It looks like it's gonna be three cubes
29:51 in three little boxes.
29:53 - How'd you figure that out?
29:54 - Because it says right there.
29:56 I can look at pictures and tell.
29:58 - You gonna help put it together?
29:59 - Hmm.
30:01 My head hurts today for real.
30:05 - Well, I done told you to go to the doctor several times.
30:08 You done got to where you don't listen to me no more.
30:11 - I don't have time to be sick.
30:12 I mean, if I got headaches, fine.
30:14 I'm just gonna have a headache at the wedding.
30:16 (groans)
30:18 - You don't go hurry up and go to the doctor,
30:19 you ain't gonna be having no wedding.
30:21 - It's just stress.
30:22 I'm sure it's just stress.
30:24 - Do we need to have the wedding then
30:25 if it's that stressful?
30:26 We're already married. - Yes.
30:28 Yes.
30:29 You wanna give me the wedding of my dreams?
30:32 I mean, I need all the bling.
30:33 I need top of the fountains.
30:35 I want the beach.
30:36 I want what they call the golden hour.
30:38 I wanna get married at like four o'clock in the afternoon.
30:41 - You gotta get healthy then.
30:42 Like I've been telling you, you're not, something's wrong.
30:45 That's not normal.
30:46 - I am healthy as a spring damn chicken.
30:48 Mm.
30:50 Mm.
30:52 Mm.
30:54 I'm out of peeps.
30:56 - Are you really about to throw up?
30:57 - Yes, I feel like I am for real.
30:59 Mm.
31:02 (dramatic music)
31:05 (dramatic music)
31:07 - Here we are.
31:34 In the hospital is exactly what I was afraid of.
31:36 June went from bad to worse with the headaches,
31:39 the face going numb.
31:40 So I didn't know what else to do.
31:42 I had to call the ambulance on her.
31:43 You know, the doctors are really worried
31:45 and it's really getting me worried
31:46 because of her previous medical history
31:49 with the strokes and all that stuff.
31:51 I'm freaking out because she's not really talking to me.
31:53 She's in a lot of pain.
31:54 I can tell she's hurting.
31:55 You know, we're newlyweds.
31:56 I don't wanna lose her.
32:01 - Coming up on Mama June Family Crisis.
32:04 Where's the child support check?
32:06 - When were you supposed to get it?
32:07 - Today's the first, baby girl.
32:09 Time's a ticking, June bug.
32:11 - Are you gonna tell the girls what's going on?
32:14 - I'm in the hospital.
32:15 - So when will you know something?
32:16 - I've already had two CAT scans and MRI.
32:19 (upbeat music)
32:31 - Can I take this purse to school with me one day?
32:33 - Oh yeah.
32:34 - Oh, thank you.
32:35 - You're gonna have to clean all this up.
32:37 - I don't know, I'm not.
32:37 You know, Alana really does get along good with the kids,
32:40 but boy, is her attitude nasty sometimes.
32:45 Pumpkin, did you wash my black jacket?
32:49 (gasps)
32:50 She's a teenager, so she's got an attitude with me.
32:53 She's got an attitude with Josh.
32:55 She's got an attitude with Drellen.
32:56 - What are you freaking so late for?
32:58 - I had to get gas in my car.
33:00 - You know, everybody warns you about the terrible twos,
33:02 but nobody warns you about the terrible 17s.
33:06 - Who ate my oranges?
33:08 (upbeat music)
33:10 - I'm so angry.
33:14 (upbeat music)
33:20 - I was like stretching like a shoe's pants.
33:30 I like holding it, I was so bad.
33:33 She's been feeling really different for about a month,
33:36 so, but the past few days,
33:39 it's been like the numbness in the face.
33:41 Says she couldn't feel the left side of her body,
33:43 so we came to the hospital,
33:45 and now she's admitted that they're running tests,
33:48 they don't really know what's going on.
33:50 Yeah, it's definitely serious.
33:51 (dramatic music)
33:54 (dramatic music)
33:57 - We're day number two in the hospital.
34:13 They did CAT scans with and without dye.
34:16 It's just been a really scary eye opener the past two days,
34:20 so we'll keep y'all updated.
34:22 Stay tuned in for some more details, guys.
34:24 Baby, is your face still numb?
34:27 - Mm-hmm.
34:28 Hell yeah.
34:30 Look all right in here, all the way up.
34:33 If I press my head too much back here,
34:36 oh man, this whole front side of my face go,
34:39 like numb, I feel like it's like, like.
34:42 - Are you gonna tell the girls what's going on?
34:44 - No, 'cause I mean, they're mad at me any damn way,
34:47 so, I mean, just let them.
34:50 I don't get told about something's going on
34:52 with Tink or the babies.
34:54 So when I figure out everything--
34:55 - It's don't have nothing to do with Tink and you can't.
34:58 You know what I'm saying?
34:59 Just because one does something
35:00 doesn't mean you do the same way.
35:02 (dramatic music)
35:04 - Hey, buddy.
35:13 - Honey.
35:15 - Yeah, baby.
35:16 - Would you like a snack?
35:18 - I'll take you as a snack.
35:20 (dramatic music)
35:22 - I don't think there should be any more of that,
35:23 considering we already have four kids.
35:25 - But the pics you got over there.
35:27 - Pics?
35:28 Biggest call to dad bod.
35:30 It's a new thing nowadays.
35:32 - Daddy eats all your fat cakes, Bubba.
35:34 Ooh, daddy eats all your fat cakes,
35:36 like it's Bubba's.
35:38 (laughing)
35:40 - My Bubba.
35:44 - Why don't you check on the babies?
35:45 Come here, Bubba.
35:48 I mean, if she's got a dirty diaper,
35:49 you don't wait till Jessica gets here to change it?
35:52 - And like she does (beep)
35:53 she's too busy for us now.
35:55 - Busy doing what?
35:56 - Who knows, but if she moves out,
35:58 she acts like she's not attached to us anymore.
36:00 - Maybe Jessie could be dating somebody.
36:03 For all y'all know.
36:03 - I highly doubt it.
36:05 Come on, how long has she been single?
36:07 - You know, hon, it would be very helpful
36:09 if she was still around.
36:10 - True story.
36:11 - Nice going, Jessie.
36:13 Right when I needed you the most, you scrammed.
36:16 Now there's two more asses to change
36:17 and I can only change one at a time.
36:19 Just come back and stay on the couch, please.
36:23 I can't do it on my own.
36:25 (baby cooing)
36:29 (laughing)
36:31 - I mean, are y'all forgetting about a kid?
36:34 - I...
36:35 - He's just roaming around over there.
36:36 - No, Jessie, he just does his own thing.
36:39 - Here's his mail. - Nice to see you.
36:41 - Oh, maybe my child support check is in there.
36:45 - Wait, go play, Bubbies.
36:48 - Where's the child support check?
36:49 - That's everything that was in the mailbox.
36:52 - Oh boy, howdy.
36:53 - When were you supposed to get it?
36:55 - Today's the first, baby girl.
36:57 Time's a ticking, Jing-Bub.
36:59 - Oh wait.
37:00 - Oh.
37:04 - She only pays me $800 a month
37:06 and it can't even be on time then.
37:08 Alana's got field trips and stuff
37:09 that I need to pay for.
37:11 - Call her and ask her where it's at.
37:13 - I'm not calling her.
37:14 I am not calling her. - Just call her.
37:16 (dramatic music)
37:19 - Hello?
37:24 - What are you doing?
37:25 - Well, where's my child support check?
37:29 'Cause it's not in the mail.
37:30 Jessica bought it down and it ain't nothing but junk mail.
37:32 - I did not forget to mail Alana her money.
37:34 Now I'm in the hospital dealing with some (beep)
37:40 - She's in the hospital.
37:41 - I mean, my face has been numb.
37:43 I've been having really bad headaches,
37:44 like shooting pains, like forgetting stuff.
37:47 Like I don't really know what's going on.
37:49 - Mama's got a long list of medical issues.
37:57 I mean, you gotta think about it.
37:57 She's had the seizures before.
37:59 She's had a couple mini strokes.
38:01 And that is why I told Dr. Ish a couple months back,
38:04 like I can cut her out a little bit,
38:06 but I can't cut her out fully.
38:09 I mean, I'm scared about her dying.
38:10 I'm trying to do my best to do what I need to do
38:12 for my family and be there for her.
38:16 - So when will you know something?
38:18 - I don't know until you're done running all the tests.
38:20 I've already had two CAT scans and MRI.
38:24 And then I have another MRI scheduled.
38:27 - What did you have to do, drive to the hospital in Atlanta?
38:30 - No, I'm in Alabama.
38:32 That's where I live.
38:35 - I mean, what the hell?
38:38 She done moved again without telling somebody.
38:41 I can't even begin to keep up anymore.
38:44 What the (beep) are you doing in Alabama?
38:46 (dramatic music)
38:49 What the (beep) are you doing in Alabama?
39:02 - When the (beep) did you move?
39:07 - Uh, like a couple months ago.
39:10 - Because you gotta take care of some business with Justin?
39:13 - No, it's always business with Eve.
39:16 - You know, when you do things in your past,
39:19 just like myself, you have to take care of those dark clouds.
39:22 - Mm, moving for a man again.
39:25 Here's the thing, she lives in Alabama.
39:28 She's been lying the whole time.
39:30 She done it for Gino.
39:31 She's gone.
39:34 Like, gone.
39:37 She did it for that 24 year old boy.
39:39 The only thing that's constant about mama
39:41 is she's a selfish (beep)
39:44 - You didn't wanna tell nobody?
39:45 - I mean, (beep) you don't call me
39:47 unless you want damn money.
39:48 - I'm busy, I got five kids to raise out here.
39:52 - Okay, but I mean, there's no like,
39:54 hey mom, hope you feel better.
39:55 Like, let me know what the doctor says.
39:58 - Okay, what's wrong with you?
40:00 - Um, well, I've kinda been like,
40:02 you know, having like, spells.
40:06 - Mm-hmm.
40:07 - I was like, in and out a bit kinda thing.
40:09 I've been starting to have those
40:11 for like the last five months or whatever.
40:13 - So when will you know something?
40:15 - Probably tomorrow.
40:19 Probably.
40:20 But like, they're trying to figure out like,
40:21 what's going on in my head.
40:22 So, they're doing all these like,
40:24 CAT scans and MRIs with like, contrast
40:28 so they can see the stuff better.
40:31 Because I don't know if I'm having a stroke,
40:35 a seizures, headaches, don't feel good.
40:40 - Are they seizures like, last time you had the seizure?
40:44 - Yes.
40:45 Similar to that.
40:47 Like, I get memory losses.
40:49 Like, I could be sitting here talking to you
40:50 and just like, forget what I was saying
40:53 or what I was doing and all that.
40:55 The best way to describe somebody who was around that time,
40:58 that's what kind of it is.
41:00 - Hello, I was around last time, Junebug.
41:03 (sirens blaring)
41:06 - Why are you doing drugs?
41:11 - No.
41:13 I haven't done those in three years.
41:16 - What the hell's causing them this time?
41:18 - I don't know.
41:19 - 100, I'm not doing that (beep)
41:21 - You said that last time too though.
41:24 - Okay, but I'm taking drug tests, you know what I'm saying?
41:26 All the time.
41:28 And they all come back negative, so.
41:30 And they're continuing to come back negative
41:32 for the next 25 years.
41:34 - Well, I hope that you feel better,
41:36 but I'm gonna go on and tell you right now,
41:37 if I find out you are doing drugs again,
41:40 that's it, you're done.
41:41 (dramatic music)
41:44 (dramatic music)
41:48 (dramatic music)
41:51 you