Break Stuff!
Match 1: West Side Heat vs. Will Kaven & Samuel Hawkes
Match 2: Louis Basham vs. Shaun Action Jackson
Match 3: The Nail vs. Adonis Payne vs. JJ Gale
Match 1: West Side Heat vs. Will Kaven & Samuel Hawkes
Match 2: Louis Basham vs. Shaun Action Jackson
Match 3: The Nail vs. Adonis Payne vs. JJ Gale
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00:00 [Music]
00:06 [Music]
00:33 [Applause]
00:39 Welcome grapple fans to Camp Pro Wrestling, I'm Clark Andrews
00:44 [Applause]
00:47 And I'm Rob Ringside
00:49 One day Rob, one day
00:53 When?
00:55 We're bringing to you from Melbourne, Break Stuff
00:59 Making a wish, the main event is a Break Stuff match, a triple threat featuring the debuting JJ Gale, Mean Team Zoner Donnis Payne and the heavy metal hero himself, The Nail
01:10 We've also got for you, The Law, Lewis Batsham, taking on, Action Action, Double Action, Shawn Action Jackson
01:18 That's easy for you to say Clark Andrews, but let's start off with tag team action as Westside Heat
01:25 Mike and James Toner take on Will Caveman and Samuel Hawks, let's take it over to Ringside
01:30 [Applause]
01:41 Making their way to the ring, the team of Samuel Hawks and Will Caveman
01:53 Greetings grapple fans, welcome back to UKPW Break Stuff right here at the Falconwood Community Centre
01:57 I'm Rob and with me is my broadcast colleague, Buff Broadside, hello Buff Broadside
02:02 Ringside with Broadside, that's me
02:04 I am Ringside, this is true, I'm usually the one closest to the ring on the commentator table
02:07 I don't think it's something we planned for, but I'll take it
02:10 Well, tag team action
02:13 Absolutely, fresh off both very impressive showing at Rain and Ram stage
02:17 Hawks and Caveman as a tag team today, for the first time certainly in my experience
02:22 at UKPW, both of these men very impressive in the Rain and Ram page
02:26 both in their own respective singles matches and in the Ram page itself
02:30 The Rain and Ram page was the first time I saw either of these two competitors in action
02:35 and I was impressed with both of them
02:37 Absolutely, yeah
02:39 Here come their opponents
02:42 Absolutely, bit of trivia about Westside Heat, they were the one person at one of the shows I ring announced
02:48 that caused my voice to crack, so they are Westside Heat
02:52 Excellent, yeah, maybe they liked it, maybe they don't, they're cool like that, you know
02:56 Well, this is, I do believe this will be my first time seeing Westside Heat
03:01 So Westside Heat, Smashing Mike and James Tona
03:18 He said it wrong, it's Westside Heat
03:21 Everybody knows that
03:23 Yeah, well in that case I am familiar with Smashing Mike
03:28 I was present on the commentary desk for his debut at UKPW
03:32 Very nice indeed, I've been fortunate enough to see Smashing Mike on a number of occasions
03:36 at the Pensygon shopping centre, Canterbury, and Canterbury was the first time seeing him tagging with James Tona
03:42 What an impressive team they make, they took on Meme Team and they were victorious
03:46 I think it's safe to say that both of these gents are specimens
03:50 I mean, yeah, yeah
03:53 Because that is some serious factorials
03:56 If you are ever in need of a cinema projector, you could use either of their backs
04:00 Yes
04:02 He said it wrong again, this is just disappointing, it's Westside Heat
04:06 Everybody knows that
04:08 It should be a well known thing in UKPW
04:10 It's got to go up to go down
04:13 My pronunciation has not caught on, right to your congressman
04:16 There we go, crowd a showing love for Westside Heat
04:21 Westside Heat are hugely popular in UKPW
04:23 Let's not pretend that these guys don't spend some time in the gym, holy moly
04:34 How do they have time for this?
04:38 I'm guessing that they are guarding a terrible step, unless there is a lot of rocks in the way
04:45 In which case they are all over
04:47 Hammer on the way
04:49 Hawks looking to hit that, excuse me, early
04:52 Exchanging some flurry of, wow
04:55 I've got this feeling that this match might be a bit quick
04:58 Big hurricane runner there, smashing Mike Bolt over, down the clothesline
05:02 And hits the hurricane runner of his own, wow
05:06 He's going to sing a song, anything you can do I can do better
05:09 I thought you were going to say Rocky like a hurricane runner, that was for two in rapid succession, my goodness
05:13 Oh well, big kick, blow into the crowd, takes a gut shot
05:18 Big kick from Hawks there, Bolt side smashing Mike, smashing Mike just there ready to pick up
05:23 And there
05:25 Ow!
05:27 Ow is right, from both sides
05:30 And we have a tag, Cajun makes his way to the back
05:34 Smashing Mike just enjoying himself
05:36 Smashing Mike might be built like an outhouse
05:40 And not just, just not there when Cajun comes a diving
05:44 Intelligence 1000, speed 9999
05:49 This is, this is impressive, straight away
05:53 And here comes Toner making his way into the contest
05:55 Snap suplex from smashing Mike and Toner, oh!
05:59 Over the top rope, hello
06:03 And a two count, and nearly goodbye
06:05 And Hawks makes his way into the ring to take on James Toner
06:10 Quickly makes a tag to smash Mike, that is a real west side knee
06:15 Over the top, oh, atomic drop
06:19 Oh no, tandem offense
06:22 Tandem sent on from James Toner for good measure, cover, two count
06:27 This is frenetic, I've been struggling to keep up with you
06:31 Frenetic, like the alphabet or fan-etic?
06:34 No, frenetic, like, the speed
06:36 But not frenetic like how it's pronounced
06:39 This is not west side knees
06:41 And Cajun tags in
06:43 Smashing Mike, whips him into the corner, oh!
06:46 And he hits Toner, cheap shot
06:48 Coming in again, sends him over
06:51 Catches the kick, the speed, oh, forearm
06:55 And dangles him into the ropes
06:57 Hawks is in place
07:00 Smart, oh!
07:02 Wow, really innovative offense there from Samuel Hawks
07:06 Just performing a cross body or a splash onto the legs of smashing Mike
07:11 Catapulting, slingshotting him into the top rope
07:14 Effectively a slingshot guillotine of shots
07:17 Very clever indeed
07:19 I like seeing new stuff and that's new stuff
07:22 Big suplex from Kaven, now Hawks and Kaven looking to build some momentum
07:26 And set their authority on this contest
07:28 [Crowd cheering]
07:34 On top of smashing Mike now, they've managed to slow down the big man
07:39 Absolutely, the elbow pad is a concern
07:42 [Crowd cheering]
07:50 They're trying to isolate smashing Mike
07:53 I think, ferocious, that's it, that's smart tag team wrestling, cut the ring in half
07:58 That is tag team wrestling 101
08:00 We talked about this, watching them both in Reignham
08:03 Just the offense of Hawks is incredible
08:06 He had a hugely contested fight with the nail
08:10 [Crowd cheering]
08:12 Referee Tristan Stone begins the ten count
08:14 Smashing Mike down in front of us
08:16 Please do not touch that commutation station, Japs
08:19 Use anything else you like for leverage
08:22 [Crowd cheering]
08:27 Smashing Mike looking like he's in trouble already, absolutely, really
08:31 Hawks looking to capitalize
08:33 Suplex and back into the ring
08:35 Which he does with authority
08:37 Into the cover, two count, smashing Mike kicks out
08:40 Impressive suplex into a float over pin
08:43 Hawks now, really impressive athletes, both Hawks and Kaven
08:46 Westside Heat, like you said, you just need to see them
08:51 Understand what you're in for
08:52 I mean, you've got, you've got four guys which I can safely say will be the future
08:59 Of British wrestling, four young men with outrageous amounts of talent
09:04 Tristan Stone, counts the ball, two count
09:08 Hawks hawking to the tumble, bolts over, off the ropes
09:12 Bolts again, brilliant, that's a bad lesson
09:14 Feeds, there, and there's the power
09:17 Smashing Mike's power
09:20 Wow!
09:21 A huge tornado DDT from Samuel Hawks
09:24 Incredibly impressive and a two count from referee Tristan Stone
09:27 Not even sure how I'd manage to keep up with this, they are moving at rapid pace
09:32 I'm getting worn out just describing what's happening Grapple fans, this is incredible
09:37 Once again looking to isolate, smashing Mike into that half of the ring
09:42 Tagging in with Kaven
09:44 Antagonizing James Tyser, just delivers a huge kick to the face and smashing Mike
09:49 Straight into the chin
09:50 And a quick tag once again
09:52 Smashing Mike has got to make that tag
09:55 Oh rolls out of it
09:57 And a tag, James Tyser's back into this contest
10:00 Springboard!
10:02 Top rope springboard clothesline and then sends Hawks over to the outside
10:07 Kareeming from the second rope with a big elbow
10:11 And Tyser just the fresh man, full head of steam
10:14 Trying to get this crowd back into, into gear
10:18 Oh and a shooting star press from one corner to another
10:21 And a two count, not enough to make it
10:24 I'm sorry, I went quiet for a second then, I was in awe, absolutely in awe
10:29 I thought it was over
10:31 Big kick from James Turner
10:36 Gut wrench, oh floats over
10:39 Good ball Nelson from Turner just, oh
10:42 A suppressive kick
10:45 Oh, a suppressive kick, gut wrench again
10:48 Can he get him up? Oh!
10:51 Straight down
10:53 I have to say everything with this kind of interrogative tongue
10:58 There's such innovation here that I can't actually describe the moves effectively
11:01 He's got a gut wrench, side slam, flapjack, there you go
11:05 All three of them
11:07 I'm sure he's got a proper name but that'll do
11:09 Smashing Mike has recovered himself a little bit
11:14 James gonna fly
11:15 Caben sends Smashing Mike into tundra
11:18 Smashing Mike flies, that'll be a brief kick
11:21 Forks, whoops, smashing Mike into the tundra
11:24 Smashing Mike saves himself
11:27 And Caben, Waltz Forks who then hits a super kick to Smashing Mike
11:31 Who's hanging on to the ropes by a thread
11:33 Oh!
11:35 Impressive innovation once again
11:38 Gonna fly! Oh!
11:40 Wow!
11:43 Hawks has waltzed that top rope like it wasn't even there
11:45 That's it, Hawks and Caben are on top
11:47 What an impressive team Hawks and Caben
11:50 First time seeing them together
11:52 Put him down, this dog is over
11:54 Piledriver!
11:56 Big piledriver, starts to cancel the fall
12:04 And it's a two!
12:06 How?
12:08 How?
12:10 Hawks and Caben can't believe it
12:12 Can't blame them
12:13 Holy!
12:16 Some of the work for that
12:19 Wow
12:21 Holy sugar honey ice tea
12:23 I mean, unbelievable
12:26 How Smashing Mike managed to kick out of that
12:30 Caben just taunting Smashing Mike
12:33 This is the scene, this is where youth plays in
12:39 Inexperienced
12:41 Stay on him, stay on him
12:42 Smashing Mike seems to be getting fired up by this
12:44 You don't want to wait, no!
12:47 Catches the kick, slap of his own
12:51 Oh, big knee!
12:53 Big knee from Caben to regain that momentum
12:55 Knockout blow!
12:57 A slam, referee trips the stump
12:59 Knockout blow, Caben gonna fly
13:01 Caben is gonna fly, no argument about that
13:03 Smashing Mike straight up, big punch!
13:06 Hawks looks to come in
13:10 Oh!
13:11 Unbelievable, Tona just catches Hawks and chucks him to Smashing Mike
13:15 To finish off the German
13:17 Flapjack to a German
13:19 Smashing Mike
13:21 He's getting in from the top, Superplex coming, no!
13:23 Oh, Caben just trying his best to duck
13:25 He is gonna fly, but not the way he was hoping
13:28 This is gonna be, it's a big old elbow drop!
13:32 Holy!
13:34 And that is all they wrote folks
13:39 Westside Heat pick up the victory with a huge elbow drop from James Tona
13:42 My word!
13:45 Heat!
13:47 Wow!
13:49 Westside Heat enjoy the victory this time at UKPW at Break Stuff
13:53 How about that Graffle fans?
13:55 A huge intense tag team match which sees Westside Heat pick up the victory over Hawks and Caben
14:01 To take nothing away from Hawks and Caben, Buff Broadside
14:04 I've only got one thing to say about that
14:08 A big sugar honey ice tea
14:09 Lots of tag match
14:11 All that stuff and all, my goodness
14:13 Absolutely exhausting to watch
14:15 It was fast paced, it was frenetic, it was high impact
14:18 It was some impressive athleticism from both teams
14:20 But on this occasion, Westside Heat pick up the victory
14:36 Good evening Scrapple fans and welcome back to UKPW Break Stuff
14:39 Right here at the Falconwood Community Centre
14:41 Rob Ringside joined as always today by my broadcast colleague Buff Broadside
14:49 And Buff, what we're about to see is going to be impressive
14:52 The law is in the house
14:54 I hate this guy, I've got nothing else to say
14:57 After the way you treated my former tag team partner The Nail at Rain and Rampage
15:04 This guy is just scum, by hook or by crook
15:07 He says he's the law, he says that he will bend it but never break it
15:14 He's scum
15:16 Boo, boo and boo
15:19 Enough of these riddles Buff, tell us what you really think
15:23 I am unbiased
15:25 I am an unbiased commentator
15:28 I mean he's impressive, but
15:31 But
15:32 Let's see what his opponent's got to show
15:36 UKPW debut
15:38 That's what you said
15:45 Sorry, what was his name?
15:51 I think it said Double Action Action Sean Jackson
15:54 Excellent, well I got the Sean Jackson bit so at least I know his name
15:58 Double Action Action Action
15:59 Yes, I think that's the right number of actions
16:01 Awesome, awesome
16:03 It's like a tabletop role playing game, I don't know how many actions I've got
16:06 Double Action Action Sean Action Jackson
16:10 There you go, Double Action Action Sean Jackson
16:12 No, hang on
16:14 Double Action Action Action Sean Jackson
16:16 No, I think it was Double Action Action
16:18 Bonus Action Sean Action Jackson
16:20 Sean Action Jackson, right
16:22 Awesome
16:24 So actually that's four actions
16:26 That's four actions, he must be a high level
16:28 He's probably multi-class
16:31 But there you go, with that many actions making his debut at UKPW
16:35 Sean every single action Jackson
16:38 I mean he's not a little boy either
16:41 No, indeed not
16:43 Double Action
16:45 Double Action Jackson
16:49 Double Action Jackson
16:50 Double Action Jackson
16:52 Double Action
16:54 Sean are you ready?
16:56 I'm ready
16:58 What's he doing to the man?
17:00 I'm pretty low on giving it my full gladiators there
17:03 And we're underway, collar and elbow tight at the start of the time
17:06 Contender ready
17:09 I'm going to bow to it Jackson
17:11 Two little guys in the ring right now
17:14 I mean they have the better of each other
17:17 They have the best of each other in the collar and elbow tie up
17:19 Both of them very impressive, Craig Wise
17:21 I can't imagine there's going to be a lot of wrestling holds in this
17:24 I don't know, the slight edge
17:26 That's a technical corner with Jackson
17:28 Looking to assert his authority early
17:30 Maybe with some psychological early rules mind games type deals
17:34 I would, unfortunately I would have to give a psychological edge
17:38 Edge to the Lord, Lewis Basham
17:41 Lewis Basham is on a very impressive run this year
17:45 In the UKPW
17:46 And he knows how to use momentum like that
17:52 To just get huge shoulder dodges
17:55 Impressive, impressive ad-libs from Sean Jackson there
18:00 That's it, Double Action Sean Jackson
18:03 In all the action
18:06 And a slam to Lewis Basham who looks a little bit out of sorts
18:12 Action Jackson measuring from the corner
18:14 Big punch, forearm
18:16 Corner to corner, whips to the corner
18:19 That's a long run, coming in again
18:21 And another big forearm, a forearm yes
18:24 Couldn't see, I didn't have a good angle, well now I do
18:27 Looking for another, oh no
18:30 Back elbow this time, see got you didn't he
18:32 Another European uppercut, I thought that was perfect
18:34 Whips it to the corner, looking for another offensive manoeuvre
18:38 Corner to corner
18:41 Good word for that type of pose, I haven't heard that one
18:43 Impressive
18:45 Bounce over, oh!
18:48 And with a drop kick of his own, the Lord Basham
18:51 Lewis Basham just equals of measuring that drop kick
18:54 Double Action Samuel Action Jackson now laying in the corner
18:57 No it's Sean Jackson, not Samuel Jackson
18:59 You're thinking of the guy from that film, you know the one
19:02 Shush, he's got an L in the middle
19:04 There's too many actions for the Jacksons
19:06 I can't keep up with all the action
19:08 Let's try it, let's try it our best nevertheless
19:10 Referee counting to three so far
19:13 Referee counts to ten, Sean Jackson has yet to enter the ring
19:15 He will be counted out
19:17 He took the hard tumble to the outside, crashing into the chairs
19:20 Absolutely, but backing on six
19:22 We are in break stuff, but you know that's not the matter
19:25 No that will be our main event
19:27 Indeed, yeah they will truly break stuff
19:29 Indeed, meanwhile Basham doing his best for Sean Jackson to
19:33 Break him
19:38 Hard, hard hit to the turnbuckle
19:40 Turnbuckle is how to beat him
19:42 And there we are, Lewis Basham slow in the match down
19:46 Methodical
19:48 Flipping to drain the air out of the lungs of Sean Jackson
19:52 As I said, stretches the rules, doesn't break them
19:55 Absolutely, he's got to look out for five as he knows
19:58 From knowing the rules
20:00 He does, he keeps telling us that as well, and here we go again
20:02 Stretching that count
20:04 And stretching Sean Jackson across that middle
20:08 I mean in all fairness, he's not breaking the rules
20:10 If you take away a man's oxygen, you're taking away his ability to breathe
20:14 Stand up, see, talk, fight
20:16 All of the above
20:18 Big boots
20:20 Jackson looking to get back into this contest
20:23 That's it, smacking him in that pretty face of his
20:25 Basham just pulls the leg away
20:27 Didn't quite have Basham on the back foot there enough
20:31 Referee, count
20:33 Is that the first ball of this match?
20:36 It is, yes
20:37 Lewis Basham, smarter than he looks
20:39 That's a two count
20:41 And there we go, back to slowing it down
20:43 Once again, just slowing down the action
20:45 Action Jackson
20:47 Big side slam
20:50 Big
20:52 Side suplex
20:54 I remember the move
20:56 Method
20:58 That's supposed to be, I think that's my job, I'm not actually sure
21:01 The lines get blurred
21:05 Oh, steak sauce for that T-bone
21:07 Wow, right on the back of his head
21:10 Just measuring
21:12 Dragging it up the middle of the ring
21:14 The Lord Lewis Basham, very slow, very methodical
21:18 He's almost evil to a sense
21:21 There is a little bit, there's a certain malice to his movements when he gets in that position
21:26 That's a two count
21:27 The hair bands come off, he means business
21:36 That's it, yep
21:38 Lewis Basham of course, incredibly impressive wrestler
21:42 Halfway decent commentator, but mainly the wrestler
21:45 I've known Lewis Basham for about three years now
21:55 I've attended some of the training sessions, he's taken part in a lot of Indian
21:59 A very gifted wrestler
22:02 Big suplex
22:04 He's going to keep giving them extra venom as he keeps doing this
22:08 And another one
22:10 Oh no
22:12 One of his own
22:14 Big suplex
22:16 Lewis Basham, just a little out, doesn't know where he is
22:19 Boom
22:22 Wow
22:23 He doesn't know where you're going with that, I think you're going to say backwards
22:25 No, no, I don't like him that much
22:27 Alright, fair enough
22:28 No, you made that pretty clear
22:30 Jackson with a forearm
22:31 Basham just dropped
22:33 And another one
22:34 A fronting forearm
22:35 Basham really
22:37 Not quite taking Basham on his feet, but he is because the ropes are keeping him up
22:39 Oh
22:41 Massive forearm
22:43 Elevation
22:44 Pop up forearm
22:45 Action Jackson, lining him up now
22:51 No
22:52 Fighting out of it, going for a big line
22:54 Crossbody
22:56 Basham just, disoriented
22:58 Jackson taking it to Lewis Basham, it's impressive
23:01 Lining him up
23:02 Pump handle slam
23:05 Wow
23:08 What a move, that could be it
23:10 It's like a snap pump handle slam
23:14 Just releases some force
23:17 Action, action, action, action, action, action, action, action, action, action, action, action, action
23:24 There's lots of action here, not just Sean Jackson
23:27 Voice him up
23:29 Basham
23:31 Powers out, into the corner
23:33 Looks to confront that midsection again
23:35 Voice him up for one of his own
23:36 Oh
23:41 You're not talking to him now
23:43 Huge
23:47 Huge maneuver
23:49 The civil matter
23:51 Which
23:52 Didn't quite end this contest, but could have easily done so
23:55 Well
23:56 The, the, the law by name, the law by nature
24:06 Basham is what he tends to do
24:10 Going for that full Nelson
24:11 Looking for that full Nelson Bond
24:13 Jackson, no, powers out of it
24:15 Shoulder to down
24:17 And a two count
24:19 That was close
24:20 Peculiar ending, but nevertheless
24:22 Duck one, big move
24:24 Big kick from Jackson
24:25 Oh, another German suplex
24:28 And a diving spear
24:31 Just pops out
24:32 Could be it
24:33 And Lewis Basham has his foot on the ropes, he knows the law
24:36 That breaks the pin
24:39 It's alright, I might not like it, but he has got in ring intelligence
24:42 Absolutely
24:43 You can't beat the law, I think, unless you do it
24:45 Oh, this is true
24:46 I think that's the rules
24:47 So here we go, lining up
24:52 Axel Jackson lining up for something big
24:54 Oh, and Basham
24:55 Going to the eyes
24:56 Now I'm telling you, that definitely isn't in the rules
24:58 And here's that full Nelson Bond
25:00 Full Nelson Bond
25:01 And that could do it
25:04 Referee counts
25:05 And this match is over
25:06 And that is game over
25:08 And the law, Lewis Basham, picks up the victory by pinfall
25:12 Action, double action, Sean Jackson
25:15 All those actions
25:17 A great showing here on his UKBW debut
25:19 But the law, Lewis Basham, is too much
25:21 Yes, indeed
25:22 Well grappled fans, despite the efforts of double action
25:25 Action, Sean, action, Jackson
25:28 I think I got it
25:29 Lewis Basham comes out on top on this occasion
25:32 With that huge full Nelson Bond
25:34 This is it, oh, hang on, he's just about to give us some
25:37 Oh, he's not done
25:38 He's not done
25:39 Give him some, give him some, give him some
25:46 It seems like UKBW has advertised the name being made amend to see
25:54 I'll be watching that match
26:00 The winner, the law, Lewis Basham
26:03 With that full Nelson slam
26:06 I don't think we'll ever experience anyone able to resist
26:10 The power that the law, Lewis Basham, has
26:13 You're not wrong, Clark Andrews
26:14 But not to just speak about physical power
26:17 What about his words at the end of the match
26:19 He'd be watching that Break Stuff match closely
26:22 Is he trying to get into the head of the nail already
26:25 After their dust-up at Rampage?
26:27 Who knows, Rob
26:28 But let's go to the main event for this evening
26:31 We have the Break Stuff match
26:34 The nail, Adonis Payne, JJ Gale
26:38 And the winner of this match will go on to challenge the champion of their choosing
26:42 The rules, there are no rules
26:46 The opportunity, limitless
26:48 There has never been such a lucrative opportunity in UKBW history
26:52 Anything goes, so let's find out what happens
26:56 Let's join the team at ringside to see this carnage unfold
26:59 [Cheering]
27:04 That's it, that is still triple threat elimination rules
27:08 Absolutely
27:10 Adonis Payne, the nail of JJ Gale
27:13 Not intended to run but I'll take it
27:15 Is nevertheless an impressive showing, impressive roster for this first inaugural Break Stuff match
27:20 And we are in for something else entirely, I am sure
27:23 I think we are just about to be joined
27:26 By the king of the Lemonheads, the shining light
27:30 And he is Dow Jones
27:32 Dow Jones joins us at broadcast
27:34 Sorry everyone, I had to get the headset on
27:35 Hello
27:36 Hello Dow Jones, welcome to the broadcast commentation station
27:39 It looks a little bigger today, doesn't it?
27:40 It does look a bit bigger
27:41 Yeah, I wonder if there's anything to that
27:43 Well I think I find that it's all this amazing suit power that's on the table
27:47 Ah, oh, there's a nail of JJ Gale trading shots in the ring
27:51 As we join the action
27:53 This match, jeez, right off the bat with a big chop there from the nail
27:57 Oh, big forearm from JJ Gale as they just decide to wail on Adonis Payne
28:02 Gale and Gale are wailing on Adonis Payne
28:05 I like that, well done
28:06 Thanks
28:07 I can see why they put you on the commentation station
28:09 Oh, just a huge dive through the second rope by JJ Gale to kick things off
28:14 I mean, what a debut, you're in the main event of one of the UKPW Falconwood shows
28:19 In a debut match, JJ Gale has an opportunity to just force himself into championship contention
28:25 What is the nail doing?
28:26 Oh, stuff is getting broken already, and it's people
28:30 We thought it'd be objects, but it's people
28:32 This, just this, oh, the amount of health and safety regulations we've had to sign off and clarify
28:38 And already the nail nearly broke his neck
28:40 Adonis Payne gets rolled with authority into the ring as the nail makes his way to join him
28:45 It'll be interesting to see how this chain affects the match
28:48 Big clothesline from the nail
28:50 I can't imagine anybody's going to choose to run the ropes at this moment
28:54 Big delay
28:55 Impact straight away
28:58 Feels it, the pain of it
29:01 Oh, big back suplex from the nail, lots of pain there
29:08 Referee Tristan Stone counts, boom
29:10 Instantly going for the cover, exactly what you would do in any kind of match like this
29:13 The stakes are high, gents
29:15 Referee Tristan Stone is making sure that chain is attached
29:17 There is a bloodthirst to Tristan Stone that I did not see until today
29:20 As JJ Gale goes for a forearm
29:23 JJ Gale through the middle, showing some speed here
29:26 Look at the, to the midsection, there's a bolt over the top
29:29 Such an impressive debut, off the middle, springboards
29:32 Once again, impressive athleticism
29:35 Huge arm drag
29:36 That was a rough one for the nail
29:38 Oh, oh, oh
29:40 And there comes the first, hey, imagine
29:42 No, no, no, no, no
29:43 Oh, he didn't quite get all of it JJ
29:46 I think the nail was able to spin the chair around ever so slightly
29:48 Oh no
29:49 Speaking of spinning, oh
29:51 The head of the nail and Adonis Payne are going to be spinning
29:56 And a two count, we almost had elimination right off the bat there
29:59 That chair looks like it came from your private collection Mr Jones
30:01 I mean, I have got a lot of steel chairs
30:04 Off the second rope, looks for a tuck
30:07 Adonis Payne equal to the task
30:09 Rolls, ducks underneath, hoists it up, oh
30:11 Oh, hung off on the chain
30:13 Takes that chain across the rope
30:15 Oh, and a huge kick from Adonis Payne
30:17 This is, there's just so much to call here
30:19 In a strange way, I'm kind of glad that Harry Siffton's not here
30:22 There'd be too much to happen
30:23 Absolutely
30:24 Oh, he's got the chair
30:26 Oh, jeez
30:29 Across the back of JJ Gale, welcome to UKPW
30:32 Indeed, an impressive debut
30:34 But let's talk about Adonis Payne here
30:36 Usually as part of a team of mean team
30:38 This is an opportunity for Adonis to force
30:41 Essentially push himself forward
30:43 For even, let's be honest, Roth's championship
30:45 Well, absolutely, but as Buff Broadside rightly pointed out
30:48 Before you joined us at broadcast
30:49 He could use the shock to challenge for the tag team championships
30:53 Oh my, oh jeez, I've just realised you're 100% right
30:57 And I think the management team haven't really thought this through
30:59 Maybe, as you say, if Adonis Payne wins
31:01 He could essentially
31:03 Force the title defense
31:04 Yeah
31:07 Could he cash in before the title tournament?
31:10 And they could go in as the champions
31:12 Indeed, absolutely
31:13 So I thought there was a three count there for some reason
31:15 I had the bell ready to go
31:16 I was getting quite nervous when you were swinging that hammer
31:18 I saw you pick up a hammer, I thought, what have I said?
31:20 I promise you, gents, I'm not that bad, I promise
31:23 All right, now whips Adonis Payne over the ropes
31:25 Here we go, this is classic, the nail, drop toe hold
31:27 Into the steel chair, into the chair
31:30 Adonis Payne just beating that chair face first
31:33 He's going to be sucking his dinner through a straw
31:35 And now goes for the count and two
31:37 Just the two
31:39 Kudos to Adonis Payne for staying in after that one
31:41 He can't even know where he is
31:42 Again, Falconwood, Falconwood
31:44 Tristan, Tristan playing with the steel there
31:47 Just making sure that chain stays
31:49 Wait, no, I don't think you can see JJ
31:51 Oh my goodness
31:53 Huge drop kick to the back of the nail
31:55 Which drove Adonis Payne as that turnbuckle
31:57 Which let's not forget
31:59 Is part covered by steel chain
32:01 This is so dangerous, in my mind
32:03 When we were talking about this
32:05 Oh, huge European uppercut into the corner
32:07 Whips nail down into the corner
32:09 JJ Goh is so good
32:11 He's so quick
32:13 Oh dear
32:15 He's got the chair
32:17 Just a drop kicks that chair into the face of the nail
32:20 And it looks like
32:22 Adonis Payne as well
32:24 I'll be honest with you, it's moments like this
32:26 I'm glad I'm retired
32:27 Yeah, same, same
32:28 I'm glad that I don't compete
32:30 This could be it
32:32 Oh
32:34 Oh
32:36 Oh
32:38 Oh
32:40 So close
32:42 2.99
32:44 I mean, just to get this understood, Mr Jones
32:46 So this match, although triple threat now
32:48 Is still elimination rules
32:50 Let's get this across
32:52 He's coming out, he's looking at toys
32:54 And of course there's a ladder
32:56 Why wouldn't there be?
32:58 And he's gonna break it?
33:00 I mean, for the record, that ladder is very expensive
33:03 Well, you've got the wallet for it, it makes you 6'7"
33:06 Oh no
33:09 Ow
33:10 Just clawing the nail at Payne
33:12 This is unbelievable
33:14 Well, there you go, doesn't care who he hits
33:16 Tristan, stay out of it
33:18 Oh, oh jeez
33:21 Double hit
33:22 I've heard of flying elephants and flying pigs
33:24 But I don't think I've ever seen a ladder fly
33:26 This is unbelievable
33:29 I knew this match was going to be a little bit crazy
33:32 We've been less than 5 minutes in
33:34 And what is he... that must hurt
33:36 Oh my goodness
33:39 On his feet
33:41 Rob, Rob, he landed on his feet
33:45 How?
33:46 He's just that impressive
33:48 Young and athletic
33:50 Two things that we're not
33:52 Also talented, that looked like a cover
33:54 Oh no, the bin is being used
33:56 Oh, there's a cover
33:58 There's a two, just picked out
34:00 We're probably not in the best position
34:01 I'm going to start standing to see what's going on here
34:04 I thought the National Anthem was playing or something
34:06 It is in my mind at all times
34:08 Stand on your wallet, get a better view
34:10 Forearm from JJ Gale to Adonis Payne there
34:13 And whips him
34:14 It's a wall
34:15 Don't break that, it'll cost money
34:17 It's using the four walls of the Falconwood Community Centre
34:19 If we damage the building, we will have to pay
34:22 I think JJ Gale is too bothered about that
34:25 That is very true, when there's a championship opportunity on the line
34:28 I'm so glad I moved
34:30 That's exactly where I was sitting
34:31 I'm so glad I moved to the commentators station
34:33 All three men spilling out into the crowd now
34:35 See what's interesting
34:39 If we look at the ring, you can see that the chain is slowly unraveling every time
34:43 Oh what, wait, whoa
34:45 Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
34:47 Hang on
34:48 Not into the community board
34:51 Oh no, not into the post
34:53 I really hope that didn't break. I don't think it broke. I don't think that's some stuff
35:00 that broke. I think that's some stuff that bent. Ah, bent. It's not called bent. Right,
35:05 gotcha. We're not, we're not breaking, we're bending with... Wait, woah, woah, woah, woah,
35:10 woah, woah. No, no, no, no. We're gonna get our compensation back here. No, no, no, we
35:14 really need, no, no, we really need this. No, no, we need this in the commentary. No,
35:19 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
35:23 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
35:24 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
35:25 no. Oh my God. Oh my goodness. Down and out, right in front of us on commentary. JJ Gal
35:30 went through our commentation station. That's exactly, yes, a tonne of shouting to the crowd,
35:41 that's what you wanted, yes. It's called break stuff, break stuff. That's so much money that
35:45 you've just destroyed. It's just, everything's been destroyed. It's like you're rich doing
35:49 it. I have no words. I mean, JJ Gal has just gone through our commentation station here
36:03 at ringside. I just want to check, is everyone okay? Is everyone okay? We're fine. I know
36:06 JJ might not be okay. We're okay. We've got all this cable we've got to get. There we
36:09 go, let me get around his foot, there we go, make sure. Save that bit, are we alright?
36:13 Back in the ring. Should be okay. Nail gun, nail gun, here it comes. Not onto the chair,
36:19 not onto the chair. Oh my God. That's it, it's coming. Wait, what? Wait, whoa, whoa,
36:27 whoa. Nail went for a two count, but wait a minute. Why? For what reason has Lewis Basham
36:32 got to come out here? Why? Nail had a tonne of speed. Wait, we know that the Nail has
36:41 got some beef with Lewis Basham. Hang on, where did that cameraman come from? Wait,
36:47 I didn't authorise, no. Wait a minute. That cameraman's Lewis Basham. No way. I've said
36:57 it, I've said it. By hook or by crook. Wait. No. No, no, no, no. No way, not through the
37:04 door. No. That's a huge height, that's a huge height. Oh, no. I've got to be back, I'm going
37:14 to be back. Dow Jones has left our commentation station to check on the Nail. That was from
37:18 the apron. Lewis Basham just pulled out the bucket. Through the steel bin. Through, I
37:22 think it was a door. Oh, through a door? A door. And a three, and the Nail's been eliminated
37:29 from the contest. The Nail has been eliminated, but by Lewis Basham. The three count's been
37:41 ruled, so Adonis Payne has pinned the Nail, which means that the Nail has been eliminated.
37:49 And that means there are two remaining in this contest. I mean, it's not just the Nail
37:56 being eliminated. I mean, is he dead? I don't think he's well. What is it? I mean, Adonis
38:15 has got a huge, a huge advantage in this match right now. A huge advantage in this match
38:24 right now. Absolutely, I mean, JJ Gale is still disoriented from the going through the
38:28 commentation station earlier in the broadcast. And a two count, JJ Gale kicks out. That's
38:34 through. That's a close line. A double close line of both men down for the count. Or are
38:41 they? Tristan Stone now controls this. The Nail, the Nail is still not moved. Medical
38:48 attention over at ringside. Absolutely, and quite wise to do so. I mean, it sounds like
38:52 he went through a door from what we had described to us here. I mean, this match was called
38:57 Break Stuff for a reason. Absolutely. They are definitely doing that. And meanwhile in
39:06 the ring Adonis Payne and JJ Gale just trading blows. Referee Tristan Stone has to come in
39:12 and pull the action. There's been some medical attention being given at ringside. These two
39:17 men throwing hands. Absolutely, there's no shortage of blows being thrown here. JJ Gale
39:23 gets the upper hand in that exchange. The winner in this match. The winner in this match.
39:30 Oh, heavens above. Huge discus forearm. Picked those teeth out of the third row. And that's
39:35 JJ, that's my kendo stick. I brought it from home. Why did you have a kendo stick at home?
39:40 My reasons on my own brought Buffer Woods. Oh, okay, fine, keep it. JJ will push back
39:46 anyway. Alright. Could be it. And two count. Adonis Payne kicks out. I mean, these two
39:52 men are going to beat each other down. Meanwhile, the nail is being helped to the back by a
39:58 number of wrestlers who are here enjoying the show. Not expecting to have to get involved,
40:02 but when you see somebody go through something like that, I think the inevitable reflex is
40:08 to check. I will be going backstage as soon as this is over to check on the nail. That
40:12 is my boy. I'll do my best to call you if you want to do it now. No, I'm with you. I
40:16 signed up for this. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. I understand. Nevertheless, I sympathize.
40:21 JJ Gale setting up a ladder in the middle of the ring here looking to potentially get
40:26 even higher elevation than they've otherwise enjoyed. What else can they do? We've seen
40:30 him fly on his feet. What's going to happen off the ladder? The prize that both these
40:34 men can take at the end of this is a title shot for any title, any championship at UKVW.
40:42 Oh, huge cutter from a shoulder position. TKO position. There you go. Thank you. That's
40:48 all right. I'm still flying. I developed a list just in that moment. Just a list. Yeah,
40:54 just like that. It's back now. I'm all right. Adonis lining up the chair. Nothing could
40:58 come from this. JJ Gale just drifted head first into that chair. I mean these audience
41:04 members, they must be fearing for their lives too.
41:09 Dale Jones coming back to join us. Hello, Dale Jones. Well, Dale Jones, yeah, rejoining
41:12 us at ringside. Dale Jones, is the nail all right? That was the scariest. That's obviously
41:17 the scariest thing we've had to do. The nail, we obviously have to watch the top of the
41:21 back, but when the nail's landed, it's just not good. It's not good. But the nail. In
41:27 the meantime, Adonis Payne looking to go coast to coast. No way. Oh, eat that. Oh, JJ Gale
41:37 just threw a trash can into Adonis Payne, who was already making his way across the
41:43 ring. That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen in this ring. What is left
41:47 for them to do to each other? When you create a match and call it break stuff, they're going
41:52 to. Oh, springboard cutter. Springboard cutter. Is JJ going to win? The second rope. Is this
41:57 going to do it? No, he's not done. He's putting him in position. No way. He's hitting that
42:01 ladder. He's scaling that ladder. Referee Tristan Stone keeping it. JJ going to fly.
42:07 No way. No way. Oh. Swanton bomb. A huge Swanton and that's going to do it. And JJ Gale. Wow.
42:18 What a finish. JJ Gale picks up the victory over Adonis Payne. And your winner, the winner
42:26 of the break stuff match, JJ Gale. Grapple fans, what a contest. They threw everything
42:37 by the kitchen sink at each other. And I understand management did order one, but it didn't arrive
42:41 in time. I was going to say, if there was a kitchen sink here, they would have used it.
42:44 They would have used that too. Definitely. Absolutely. And just like that, Grapple fans,
42:49 JJ Gale is the winner of the inaugural break stuff match. And he has earned himself a title.
42:55 He's earned himself a shot at whatever championship he likes. Absolutely. All credit to Adonis Payne
43:02 and The Nail for giving it their all. The Nail of course, victim to a vicious attack from Lewis
43:07 Bastrom out of nowhere. And an incredible Paul Nelson Bromley. We know that Lewis Bastrom and
43:13 The Nail have had their problems, but coming out here and doing that, I hope and pray that The
43:18 Nail is okay. Well, we'd be sending our best wishes to The Nail, making sure that he is.
43:22 But let's not take anything away from the win of JJ Gale on debut. What a result.
43:29 I'm so proud of you. You don't realize how special tonight was for me. You know, coming here and
43:44 making my debut, I didn't know what you were going to think of me. I had three opponents initially
43:48 to get through. And although one dropped out, those were two tough son of a guns.
43:56 UKPW, JJ Gale has arrived. JJ Gale has stormed through everyone.
44:04 And British Wrestling's heart and soul, JJ Gale is here at UKPW to stay.
44:11 Isn't he just? And he's bringing the storm. What a way to announce himself to this
44:19 crowd here at Falconwoods, including, but not limited to, picking up a victory after going
44:23 through our commentators table. So the wallet of Dow Jones is going to be a bit lighter after
44:29 fixing some stuff around the venue. Well, I mean, it'll be UKPW magic if he picks up the tap, sure.
44:33 Ah, Dow Jones should pay for himself. He's rich enough. I mean, no argument there.
44:39 Well, there you have it, Grand Prix fans. What a great stuff match to, I mean, if that's the first
44:45 one, can we do this again? Is there anywhere we can go from here? It depends how much it costs
44:49 them, whether they can afford to do it again. Well, indeed so. Thank you very much for your
44:53 commentary this time, Buzz Coulter. I couldn't have done it without you. Always a pleasure and
44:56 I will see you again. Same UKPW time, same UKPW channel. Absolutely.
45:02 Nail, now how are you feeling? Lewis Basham just cost you the Break Stuff match.
45:14 Is he okay, Doctor? I'm just giving him a thyroid check over now.
45:20 I'm doing the best of my ability. He's obviously just had a pretty bad leg.
45:23 JJ Gale, congratulations on winning not only the Break Stuff match, but your UKPW debut.
45:38 How are you feeling? I'm on top of the world right now, I can't lie. I said it out there in
45:42 front of the fans, but I was against on some outboards tonight, making my debut. The fans
45:47 didn't know who I am. I've never wrestled any of the men in that match before and they are dangerous,
45:51 tough. I'm going to be polite, people. But let me tell you something, I call myself the heart and
45:56 soul. British wrestling called me the heart and soul for a reason. I won't give up. It doesn't
46:00 matter how many times you hit me, you knock me down. I have too much grit, too much determination
46:04 to give up and I proved that tonight in my UKPW debut. I won the main event, I won the first ever
46:10 Break Stuff match and now I have a very interesting decision to make. Yes, because you won the Break
46:16 Stuff match, you now have a contract which guarantees you a title match for any of the
46:21 UKPW titles. Do you know what title is you're going to go after? Hey look, full transparency,
46:26 I've just come back through the curtain two minutes ago. My back is killing me. I'm pretty
46:31 sure I've got a busted lip. I'm full of adrenaline. I can't make that decision right now. I need to go
46:35 away. I need to think strategically about this. But one thing's for sure, I said it out there and
46:39 I'll say it again to all of you fans at home. JJ Girl arrived in UKPW. He stormed through everyone
46:47 and I'm here to stay. I'll keep you posted about which championship I'm coming for.
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